#winter schnee

[howlingday]

Penny Poledina: Becomes Deviant

Harriet: You could always rough him up a little. After all, it's not human.

Penny: Title of your sex-tape~!

Harriet: Okay, smartass! What should we do then?

Penny: I'll take it from here. I do hope you all brought popcorn, because I am about to put on a show~.

Penny: Two-three-four~! (Plays the guitar) AAAAAAAAAAGH!

Fiona: Please, stop!

Penny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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Ironwood: Tell me about Specialist Schnee... What are your thoughts on her?

Penny: Work is the only thing that keeps her going.

Winter: (At home, Puts gun in her mouth)

Penny: I mean, she's not doing great...

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Winter: DO NOT GO AFTER THEM! THAT IS AN ORDER!

Penny: I'm going to stay right here- I can't do it! I'm going to cut them off in the alleyway!

Jaune: (Sees Penny chasing him)

Penny: YOU JUST GOT PENNY'D~!

Penny: (Hit by a truck)

Winter: For the love of dust!

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Penny: This job is eating me alive... I can't breathe anymore. I've spent all these years trying to be the good guy. The man in the white hat. I'm not becoming like them... I AM THEM~.

Winter: What the hell are you doing?

Penny: I am doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco. (Hiccups) Oh, pardon my error. (Points to cameras) TEN of me are doing the best speech from Donnie Brasco.

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Harriet: Specialist Schnee and her robot pet.

Winter: Specialist Amin and his asshole.

Penny: Title of your sex tape?

Marrow: Looks like this pervert got more action than he could handle~.

Penny: Title of YOUR sex tape~! (Opens hand)

Winter: (Fives it)

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Penny: Before we leave, may I borrow some lien? Ruby has been sending me pleasant signals, and I'd like to treat her to something fancy~.

Penny: (Looks to vending machine)

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Penny: We are hostages no longer~!

Penny: (Rips off hostage label, "Hos" remain)

Penny: I... I intended to remove the whole label, but I can work with this! ONWARD, HOS~!

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Penny: TELL ME WHY~!

Atlas: Ain't nothin' but a heartache~!

Penny: TEEELL ME WHY~!

Mantle: Ain't nothin' but a mistake~!

Penny: Now number five~!

Mercury: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAAAY~!

Penny: WHOO~!

Everyone: I WANT IT THAT WAY~!

Penny: (Fanning herself) Hah.. Chills~! Literal chills~!

[howi99]

Lost Ones Memories chapter 2

Nora: *looking at the weird marks on her hands with a grin* You think i was chosen for an ancient prophecy to save the world?

Pyrrha: *shrug* Maybe, or maybe you drew them on yourself when we were doing homework. *Chuckle* You know how distracted you can be sometime.

Nora: *chuckle* True that!

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Jaune: What do you mean she was chosen for the holy grail war?! She's not even aware that magic exists, let alone what a grail war is!

Jeanne: *panicking* I-i don't know, ok!? She just woke up with the command seals on her right hand!

Jaune: *annoyed* Not only did the ritual fail this morning, but now Nora is the one who has taken my place? *Scratching his head* This doesn't make any sense!

Jeanne: *confused* Wait, the ritual failed? How?

Jaune: *sit down* Someone tempered with the flow of mana. That and the circle had some modifications which Viv- i mean Morgan is looking into right now.

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Adam: *looking at his own command seals* ... *Looking at Cinder* Was this supposed to happen?

Cinder: *trying to find an answer* No! I was supposed to get a servant, not you! It doesn't make sense!

Adam: *looking at his servant* Sooo.... How do you feel about racism and inequality?

Edmon Dante: *dramatically posing* The abyss clouding mankind's heart shall be cleansed by our hands. *Making his cloak float in the wind* We shall break the chains of oppression and drag the perpetrators to hell!

Adam: ... *Smile* I like you.

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Penny: *smiling, Voyager on her shoulder* I made a friend! I made a friend!

Ironwood: ... *Sigh* Winter-

Winter: *reading through her family's grimoire* Sir, i'm trying to find an explanation as well, this doesn't make any sense at all!

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Merlot: *working on a beowolf* Dear, could you pass me the screwdriver?

Abigail Williams: *extending a tentacle from the void, picking the screw driver up and giving it to the mad scientist*

Merlot: *pat her head* Thank you.

AW: *smile*

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???: *sigh* Aw, there is still no Ruler... *Chuckle* Maybe i should derail more summoning? *Smile* This world is still full of mystery after all, it's even funnier than earth!

[pabustenyuku]

Kinda late, but yesterday (Aug. 12) was Middle Child Day!

[chantaldraw]

"...because you did start something."

[kiyomides]

| Justice |

I CAN FINALLY SHOW IT DSFJKHSDFJH It was so much fun honestly!

[aromiekimart]

Another pretty old RWBY fanart - Schneesters

[amelia-yap]

wahoo eldritch AU

[sadscruffy]

Schnees 1/2

[moltensmusings]

No one asked for this but it is a necessity

[frishbi]

I love this commission so much AHAHAHA

[hadesisqueer]

RWBY as tweets

[howlingday]

Yang: Gonna have to get an open carry license for these guns~.

Yang: Man, I'd probably fuck myself if I couldn't use my fists in a fight~!

Blake: HOW AM I THE MOST HATED HERE?!

Yang: Oh, relax~! You know I'm just joking.

Ruby: What's up, extras?! You here to bask in the shade of my plot armor one more time, losers-

Yang: FINALLY~!

Blake: DAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!

Winter: PENNY, I SWEAR TO MONTY OUM, KING OF THE EAST, IF ONE OF YOUR RECKLESS EXPERIMENTS GOT YOU KILLED AGAIN-

Penny: (On top of Ruby, Giggles) I am fine~! Death and resurrection is overrated for people like us, right, Ruby~?

Yang: (Gasps, Thinking) I'm... I'M... SHIPPING IT~!.

[fadedneonzzz]

Commission from @yellownicky !

Cinder and Winter going to school together! I like to think Cinder would be very antagonistic to Winter every chance she’d get.

[jjacqualope]

A Ghost Named Winter ❄️

The first entry of a winter themed art prompt for December! (And possibly the only one lol)

Winter you betrayed me and Ironwood both but I’ll forgive you because it was probably for the best.

[haysey-draws]

A cold breeze from the sea!

Spicy and futa versions are up now on Patreon

[1five1two]

Maxfield Parrish. 1870-1966.