#qrow branwen

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Taiyang: Literally nothing is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn't like.

Summer: Whenever Qrow mentions being bi, I shout "You're bi?!" as if I'm just learning it for the first time.

Raven: Whenever Tai comes into our room, I always respond with "How did you get past security?"

Qrow: I pretend to be angry and say "I'm going cycling don't wait up" and then I get on the stationary bike directly next to the treadmill Summer is running on.

[one-crusty-batch-of-nature]

The Xiao Long Rose family

My personal designs for them, I hope you like. Summer and Tai are my favorites

[dragon-razor-writings]

*Glynda is staring at decent amount of cooked pasta was left with after dinner*

Glynda: "Hm..."

Mental Tai: 'You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.'

Mental Qrow: 'Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.'

[soundkiller0017]

NTR RWBY (Not really)

Narrator: After Salem's defeat and the departure of Ozma our heroes are back in Beacon as students beacuse after Atlas fall the were 'tecnically' not licensed Huntress and Huntsman. So they were back in a rebuilded Beacon who was directed by Headmaster Qrow Braween (Glynda Goodwitch retire after the war ended.). Now in Beacons courtyard we can see the 4 year student Cardin Winchester who still thinks that Beacon was still the same from his 1 first year (he is wrong)

Cardin: Why does Arc, Pine, Ren, Wukong and Xiao Long have hot girlfriends and I the most cool and handsome student dosen't have nothing (he is coping)

Narrator: You see dear viewer, Cardin was obssed with a tag in his +18 content that was call NTR, so he thinks that he can steal and humilated a pearson, beacuse he thinks NTR is cool.

Cardins mind:

Ruby: Oh! Cardin, you are so sexy and hung! I will leave Oscar just to be with you!

Weiss: Same here! Cardin! You are more stronger and hung that the limp dick Jaune has!

Nora: Renny dosen't have the masculinity you have Cardin!

Velvet: I'm just a cum bucket for you master! Sun is a useless animal!

Blake and Yang: Master please! Please make us love dick again

Back to reality:

Cardin: Hahaha! Now all Beacon will see who is the real Giga Chad alpha male stud king of harems!

Narrator: Now with that 'boost' of motivation Cardin decide to 'steal away' the most beatifull women in Beacon

1st attemp: Ruby Rose

Cardin: Hey there sexy Rose!

Ruby visible cringening to the nickname: Hello Cardin. How are you?

Cardin: I'm good. But I heard that Pines is not plesurering you and he is nothing more than a loser femboy farmboy. So how about if I help you *tries to grab her butt* with tha-

Ruby who now is piss: HELL NO!! *grabs Cardin arm and throw him to the neares trashcan* NOBODY TALKS TRASH OF MY PRINCES!!! *goes to look for Oscar*

Cardin: *groans in pain*

2st Attemp: Weiss Schenne

Cardin: Hey Ice Queen!

Weiss not even looking at him and waiting for Jaune to both go to a date: Hello Winchester.

Cardin: I heard that Jauney Boy is not given you atten- *is converted in to a frozen statue*

Weiss: Yeah I know what follows Cardin. And no, I'm not interested in cheating or being close to you. And now that you excuse me, I must go to a date with me boyfriend *goes to where Jaune is waiting*

3th attempt: Nora Valkyrie

Cardin: Hey Valk- *Is hited by Magnhild in the balls*

Nora: NORA SCORES!!!

4th Attemp: Velvet Scarletina

Cardin: Hey there Slut Bunny!

Sun who was nearby: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALLED MY GRILFRIEND BICHESTER!!!??

Cardin shakeking in fear: Nothing Wuko- *is attacked by Velvet with a copy of Crocea Mors*

Velvet: *ALOT of Austrilian insults and slurs* AND GET OUT!!! *grabs Sun abs and start making out with Sun*

5th and final attempt: Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long

Cardin: Hey there bitches!

Blake and Yang who both are furriosly making out not even looking to Cardin: *Both punch Cardin to the orbit*

Later in the hospital

Narrator: And thus Cardin ended in the hospital for all his injuries. What was the moral of the story?

Cardin: Beacon woman are crazy?

Narrator: No you idiot! Is to not act like life is a fucking porno and you are the guy who NTR the MC you dumb fuck!

(Acclarations: I don't hate Cardin, is just that I hate when the use him for NTR, so I decide to create this post with the idea of what would really happend if NTR!Cardin try to steal away women in Beacon and failed misserable)

[earth-unicorn]

[swifteforeverandalways]

This has happened. This has definitely happened.

Summer: *Playing with baby Yang* How's the cutest little dragon? You are! Yes you are!

Baby Yang: *proud baby giggle*

Summer: hehe. Huh? *sees a black bird staring at them.* Oh that bitch again.* she thinks as she picks a flower and a rock up* Look at the pretty flower Yang. *summer smiled handing the flower to Yang as she Yang is in awe of the flower Summer throws the rock with pinpoint Accuracy at the bird, knocking it out of the tree.* Gotcha bitch. That's for abandoning my daughter.

~later~

Qrow: Hey Sum. Hey tai.

Summer: *cooking dinner* Hey Qrow.

Tai: *trying to feed Yang* Hey QroOH MY GODS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?

Summer: *turns* What? What's DEAR LORD! DID A URSA PUNCH YOU IN THE EYE!?

Qrow: No. *a blackeye Qrow said as she pulls a book on birds out of a bag* But YOU Summer need to learn the difference between crows and ravens.

[pilot-boi]

A bird and his babies

Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a man to be a single mother

[chantaldraw]

"...because you did start something."

[hiru3152]

rwby arts dump #02

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[hadesisqueer]

One thing I really like about RWBY as a show is that the heroes do not have a strict no kill rule. Like, obviously, they very much prefer not hurting or killing anyone at all, but if it comes to that, they do not hesitate.

-Tyrian is trying to capture Ruby and kill her uncle and her friends? The moment he gets slightly distracted, Ruby takes the chance and cuts his tail off without a second thought.

-Cinder is affected by Ruby's silver eyes in the Battle of Haven? Jaune doesn't hesitate and the moment she lets her guard down he tries to stab her in the face; had he gone for a slash instead, Cinder would be dead.

-Tock has blinded Maria and is about to kill her? There you go, Maria will decapitate her. Bye, Tock.

-Adam keeps trying to kill Blake and Yang? Oh, he gets stabbed by both of them. No more Adam.

-Ironwood tries to shoot Winter again with that weird gun even though she's a Maiden now? Winter just sends the blast back at him and leaves. Doesn't even check if he's still alive.

-Neo just pushed Yang to the void and they think she's gone? Blake WILL try to cut Neo's head off. And while they're fighting Ruby doesn't hesitate to push Neo off the bridges even if she thought that would kill her.

Which are all like, normal. Those other people are actively trying to kill them or their loved ones as well. Which is why I used to be really confused when I kept seeing some people complaining mostly about the Ruby with Tyrian and the Blake and Yang vs Adam things. Saying they are supposed to be the good guys and they should set an example to viewers instead of maiming or killing their foes.

What example do you want them to set? That letting others kill you and your loved ones is okay? Because that's what was gonna happen; Tyrian had just poisoned Qrow, actually he's lucky Ruby only went for the tail. Adam was not going to stop and he going to take Blake's sword to continue to try murdering her and Yang, who had no Auras either and were as vulnerable as he was. They either did it first or they could die, and they did. It's self-defense. Tyrian and Adam were trying to kill them and they were the ones who started the fights. You fuck around, you're gonna find out.

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Taiyang: So then I was all like, “Look sis, this bitch needs his piping hot tea so if you don’t spill quick, I’m going to low-key snatch your wig” and then he was like all shook and dipped.

Summer: Oof, the shade. You're such a thiccc queen, slay!

Raven: Qrow? What are they saying?

Qrow, frantically going through their vocabulary cards: I-I don’t know.

[strqyr]

— call it a raven effect™ cos she sure has that on her teammates

[riveluart]

When they finally get out of the Ever After

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qrow "trans mif" branwen

[thecraftyninjacat]

in your gaze where i'm seen, consume me