#glynda x jaune

[arc-misadventures]

Execute Order: 69

Palpatine: Execute order: 69.

Glynda: …

Glynda: It will be done my, Lord.

Palpatine: No wait, I ment, Order...

"Click..."

Glynda: General Arc. I have need of you.

Jaune: Of course, Commander Glynda what do you… Wait...? W-W-Why are you taking off your armour…?!

[brokentrafficknight]

[juanarc-thethird]

What do you say?~

Jaune: *On one knee with a bouquet of roses*

Glynda: Jaune, I'm flattered, but I'm old enough to be your mother.

Jaune: And I'm old enough to turn you into one~💕

Glynda: *red* Oh my! (Damn, he's good~💕)

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: Okay…! My first mission back in the field! Meet me tonight at my house so we can go over the details. Jaune is working late so I have to put my son to bed.

Emerald: All right! The Invincible Girl rides again! It’s about time!

Later, at Arkos house…

Pyrrha: *singing a silly lullaby to Jamie Nikos-Arc, who is clutching a little stuffed bunny* 🥰

Oscar: Aww…!

Emerald: …Oscar, we have to keep Pyrrha away from this mission!

Oscar: What? But earlier you said-

Emerald: I know, I know…! But it just sank in that Pyrrha has a kid! I grew up without parents, and it sucks! I don’t want to see the same thing happen to Jamie! 😫

Oscar: …I mean, he would still have a dad- 🤔

Emerald: Come on! We’ve got to finish this mission quickly before Pyrrha is in danger!

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Pyrrha: *corners Emerald* What are you doing trying to cut me out of the mission, Emerald?

Emerald: I was just, uh…? 😅

Pyrrha: *steps close and looms over Emerald* Who am I? 😠

Emerald: The…the Invincible Girl…

Pyrrha: And what does the Invincible Girl do?! 😠

Emerald: Takes every precaution to ensure her safety…? 😅

Pyrrha: WHAT DOES THE INVINCIBLE GIRL DO?! 👿

Emerald: …takes bad guys down and bad girls to bed…

Pyrrha: That’s right! Except now the Invincible Girl is happily married to a wonderful man and too tired for sex, so her main indulgence is full-fat yogurt parfait! 😤

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Glynda: So how did Miss Nikos do on her first mission back?

Earlier…

Pyrrha: *strangling three bad guys at once, one headlocked under each arm and a third under her boot* I left one for you guys! 😁

Emerald/Oscar: *holding the last terrified bad guy at gunpoint* 😦

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Emerald: Pyrrha, I just want you to know that I’m not scared for you anymore… 😔

Emerald: …OF you, a lot…! 😰

Pyrrha: Aw, thanks Emerald! 😊

[linkman447]

Jaune’s family

Nora: hey fearless leader what’s your mom like

Jaune: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

Memories

Mama Arc: oh jaune dear you can’t be a huntsman then who will make me grandchildren

Jaune: but what about my older sisters

Mama Arc: hush now dear save that energy for finding a nice girl to make me grandchildren

Present

Nora: oh come on jaune-jaune it couldn’t be that bad what about after you said you go accepted

Jaune just gains a blank look in his eyes

Flashback

Jaune: look mom I got accepted into beacon

Mama Arc: ok baby the first thing you need to do is find all the huntresses and use that arc charm of yours

Jaune: oooookey

Mama Arc: then find the combat instructor Glynda

Jaune: right?

Mama Arc: and then make me grandchildren!!!!

Jaune: I’m leaving now

Flashback ends

Nora: well?

Jaune: well what?

Nora: did you follow her advice

Pyrrha: jaune it’s time for training

Yang: yeah lover boy

Blake: and don’t forget to stretch so you can go for longer

Weiss: indeed you dolt

Ruby: it’ll be fun

Velvet: um and I’ll uh try to take photos to help /////

Glynda: ara ara~ yes training mr. Arc

Nora: ahhhh I see… have fun

[lordoftime01]

(A rewrite of sorts)

Yang: Lying in bed with her head handing off the side

Yang: "Ugh! It's been soooo boring since team JNPR got sent on that mission several months ago."

Ruby: "Hey, at least there was a bright side. Since it was Miss Goodwitch that went with then, Combat Class has become a free time."

Weiss: "I still can't believe that Professor Ozpin had Miss Goodwitch go with them. Especially considering her condition."

Yang: "Oh don't worry I'm su-" Interrupted and startled by a loud yelling.

???: "OH MY BROTHERS!!! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BACK!"

???: "It is nice to be back, yeah. Those Grimm just never seemed to end"

???: "Oh yeah, and if it hadn't been for fearless leader unlocking his semblance, we could have been goners"

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Yang/Ruby/Weiss: In their heads 'Wait, Vomit Boy/Jaune/That dunce finally unlocked his semblance"

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???: "And even better that he saved his and Miss Goodwitch's baby"

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Yang: "Wait, not only did Jaune unlock his semblance, but he also knocked up the goodbitch our teacher?!"

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???: "Thank you... Nora for reminding me of that... really appreciate it"

Yang/Ruby/Weiss: Huddle around their dorm room door to be able to hear much better. They heard Nora, Ren, and Pyrrha but haven't heard Juane yet.

Nora: "You know Pyrrha, you have no one to blame but yourself"

Ren: "Yeah. Nora and I told you that if you didn't tell him soon-"

Nora: "Then someone else was going to be his"

Pyrrha: "You're right. I took too long to confess my feelings. And I lost him to our teacher of all people. There has to be some sort of law against that." The pain and hurt in her voice was evident

Pyrrha: Punches the wall hard enough for it, and the surrounding area to rattle a bit.

Blake: Burst out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, pen and notebook in hand. Bowling over her teammates and slamming the door open, startling _NPR

Blake: "What's this I hear about Jaune knocking up Miss Goodwitch!? Give me the details, leave nothing out"

Nora: "Ok so apparently Jaune Jaune and Miss Goodwitch banged each other on Velentine's day." She had a shit-eating grin on her face as the sound of Pyrrha crunching JNPR's door handle was heard.

Nora: "And from what I know, the two of them had been together together for a few months before that." She proceeded to go into great detail of all that she knew.

Glynda: Carefully sits down while groaning. One hand on the chair to help stabilize, the other hand on her extended belly.

Jaune: Comes in with some tea and quickly rushes over to help her

Glynda: "Don't worry Jaune, I had it." Gives Jaune a peck on the lips

Glynda: "Thank you though. I really appreciate it"

Jaune: "You really shouldn't be moving yourself so much. We already had that close call with the Beringel." Pours Glynda some tea before giving it to her.

Jaune: "Ozpin has even told you are to take it easy." He sits beside Glynda and wraps one arm around her shoulder, pulling her close while he places his free hand over Glynda's hand and belly, intertwining his fingers with hers.

Glynda: "Oh, but I'm sure there's so much paperwork that is backed up. Paperwork that I'm 100% sure that Ozpin didn't do and so will just push the work load onto me." Her voice had a slight whine to it as she sipped her tea.

Jaune and Glynda just sat there in silence, enjoying each other's company. Their eyes widened in surprise when they felt their child moving inside Glynda's womb, a smile on their faces as they just basked in the moment.

The two of them hadn't been able to get much alone time during the mission. Now was the perfect chance for them to make up for lost time. Glynda turned her head and gently pressed her lips against Jaune when there was a loud knock on the door.

Glynda: Let's out a groan as their alone time was interrupted. She struggles a bit to get up from her position

Jaune: Gently, yet firmly, keeps her seated as he gets up to see who it was. At the door was Ozpin with a large stack of papers.

Ozpin: "Ah hello, Mr Arc. If you would be so kind as to hand Glynda these papers. I'd be ever so grateful."

[jaune-submissive-and-breedable]

Glynda took the safety of her students very seriously, that’s why she did everything she could to get Jaune to drop out. He just wasn’t cut out to be a hunter, he would get hurt if he continued following his dream. So I’m combat class she paired him with opponents who wouldn’t hold back, afterwards she gave him overly cruel feedback and made him stay after. When the students left she pushed him down on her desk and rode his face till dinner, using her ridding crop to lightly slap his balls and dick, edging him for hours and never letting him finish.

It was cruel and she felt bad but it was for his own benefit, and when he eventually quite she would be there to take him home and turn him into her house husband.

"AhHHHHHH, WHY WON'T YOU JUST LEAVE!" Glynda howled, rocking her hips back and forth on her desk.

Beneath her was the form of her student, Jaune Arc, His eyes were closed from crying. He squirmed trying to escape from his teacher's grasp, but her heavier and soft body made all his attempts futile. His head squished underneath her plump, soft, and plentiful ass, his nostrils filled with her scent, his thighs weighed down by her upper body and massive dd-cup breast. His arms slapping frantically at her ass cheeks failing to get her to move, instead making them ripple from contact.

Glynda Lurched forward, using the hard wooden surface force support as she ground her dripping wet cunt into his face roughly. Her moans of frustration and pleasure echoing through the classroom/arena. throwing her head downward, she glare at his cock, the tip an angry red, slick with pre-cum, and it pulsated madly. She raise her right hand, her signature riding crop in it, and brought it down firmly against the side of his length, making the boy cry out in pain. She shivered feeling his cry vibrate her sensitive its, and performed the action once more. Once she was satisfied, she inspected the fleshy organ, bright read and faint purple bruises encompassed it and ran up its length.

"Urghh.....You have no idea how hard you're making my job, Mr. Arc!" she growl and glared back at the mob of blonde beneath her posterior. "You aren't improving! You still struggle against the simplest of opponents! And You're Grades for this class...Urrrggh......just why....."

She quickly lurched forward once more, giving his little head a quick lick. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUITE!!!!!"

Glynda arched her back and cried out from reaching her climax. Her eyelids rapidly twitching from pleasure. She slumped over, her face mere centimeters from the boy's pulsing cock.

"I refuse to bury my nephew....."

Contrary to her current demeanor, Glynda Goodwitch cared deeply about her student's safety. Especially the son of a close friend. In her early years, she used to babysit and care for the young boy like her own. she knew of his desires and how frail he was. so when she saw his Transcripts, she knew they were fake. She pleaded with Ozpin to reject the boy, but the old wizard simply refused. claiming to see his potential, but she knew he just wanted another Arc for his war. So when he passed the initiation, she knew it was too late for her to convince him, instead taking matters into her own hands.

When he first arrived in class, she held out hope that he had some training, but seeing him fall to a brute like Winchester, she knew he would be not only a danger to his team, but also himself. So every class, she paired him against harder & harder opponents, giving him harsh, and frankly, very demeaning critics after each loss, and even held him back to try and convince him to quit. She had to give him credit though, he has more courage and drive than most students with far better skill. And always smiling after each defeat, though she saw through the disguise. till one day She could stand it any more

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"Mr. Arc....Please stay behind. I must talk to you about your performance today" Glynda called out calmly, but still firm.

Watching him sigh, and tell his team to go on with the rest of the day. He turned around and approached her, his usual dorky smile on his face.

"So, what do I need to work on now Auntie Glynda?" he teased

Once she was sure the rest of the students were gone, she used her semblance to lock the room doors, and pushed him onto her desk.

"Auntie Glynda What are you?!"

"Shut up!" she growled crawling on top of his scared body, tearing open his blazer and school shirt. "Just shut up, Jaune"

Staring him in the face, she slammed her lips against his, Jaune struggling to keep from being embraced by his aunt. She his resistance, she used her hands to hold him in place, her tongue licking his pursed lips. After she pulled away, Glynda spun around and hiked up her pencil skirt giving him a perfect view of her lavender lingerie bottoms and fat, white ass. Her plump, and mature pussy lips visible through the fabric.

Jaune's eyes widen, and blush crept up his face seeing them, and attempted to cover his face. "Auntie Glynda, what are you doing?!"

He saw a purple outline cover his hands and rip them away. Wasting no time, Goodwitch planted her rear onto his face and crossed her legs, entrapping him beneath her in a hellishly warm and sweet-smelling prison. She could feel his confusion and shock as he cried into, the cores. the vibrations running through out her inner walls causing great pleasure to her. She then turned her attention the boy's bulging pants. Tearing open the fly and pushing down his boxers, she gaped when she saw his cock, stand proud at an impressive 9 inches, his testicles the size of tangerines.

"Getting off from your punishment" she sneered, inching her hands towards his vulnerable organ "Someone, must be punished"

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That was hours ago. He's been edged and denied countless times. She edged and denied him till she felt him stop squirming from a lack of oxygen. Even then, she continued to toy and abuse him to her heart's content. She herself orgasming numerous times during their taboo and lewd secession. Panting from her latest orgasm, Glynda slowly removed herself from his face, standing right next to Jaune and inspecting his form with worry.

His boyish face was red as Ms. Rose's cloak, slick with tears, sweat and cum, his cock practically purple from the lashings she gave him, his testicles grew till they were the size of soft balls, due partially to her teasing and his genetics. Finally, she saw his body twitching uncontrollably, no doubt scared, and feeling betrayed by his once trusted teacher.

"Auntie...please......please....no more..." Jaune begged, slowly curling up on his side, his eyes widened and scared.

Glynda, herself trembled as well. Part of her felt guilty for what she's done to him. Feeling that she betrayed not only her morals as a teacher, but as an aunt as well. However, the majority of her knew she was doing the right thing. Doing whatever it took to keep her student from harm. She knew that his mother, Juniper Arc, would agree with her methods.

Closing her eyes and breathing deeply, Glynda grabbed his side, turning once more onto his back. She mounted his lap and stared deep into his eyes once more. Lifting herself up, she impaled herself onto his cock. Gasping as his length stretch out her seldom used cunt. Slumping forwards, she leaned into his ear.

"I will keep you safe Jaune" she whispered, slowly grinding into his cock. "Even if i have to violate you everyday until you break"

Jaune said nothing and stared at the ceiling, still processing what's happening to him right now.

Glynda felt horrible, but the means justifies the end. Juniper would agree, and hell, Jaune may be more suited for the role of a house husband.

[madman479r]

It was a bright and sunny day at Beacon Academy, today all the students had the day off. A time for the students to relax and recuperate from gruelling lessons of Beacon.

A day Ruby fully intended to take advantage of.

She stood atop a chair as she looked down at the small gathering within team RWBY’s dorm.

"Alright, everyone! Today we are free from boring classes and can do whatever we want..." Ruby began her speech.

"Within the law, of course." Weiss interject.

"Right, right. Do whatever we want within the law and I have the whole day planned for us all!" Ruby shouted out near the end with a fist raised into the air.

Pyrrha smiled. "Thank you for also inviting us, Ruby."

"Of course! Team RWBY and JNPR are practically one big team!" Ruby beamed back.

"So, sis. What's the plan for today?" Yang asked with a hand on her hip.

"I'm glad you asked." Ruby opened up her binder, her own one. Weiss had gotten annoyed with Ruby constantly stealing borrowing hers and bought one for the scythe wielder. "I was thinking we head down town and see what it has to offer. I was gonna head the weapons store first for some ammo and see if they have anything I can use to upgrade crescent rose. Next I figured we could..."

As Ruby continued to give out her plan, Jaune felt his scroll buzz and casually opened the device to see he had a new message. He didn't read the name of the sender before he opened said message but once he saw if, he had a good idea who it was and a large blush on his face.

Jaune quickly hid the scroll to his chest and looked around the room to see if anyone had noticed. Thankfully everyone was focused on Ruby so nobody saw him.

Jaune took another peak at his scroll and bit his lip, feeling his blood rush to the surface of his face and to his lower regions.

"... So? We all in agreement?" Ruby's voice broke Jaune from his trance.

"Yeah, sounds fun." Yang said.

"You had me at bookstore." Blake gave a rare smile with Ren humming in agreement.

"You had ME at arcade!" Nora said energetically.

"I do need to resupply my dust." Weiss nodded.

"It sounds grand." Pyrrha beamed.

Jaune hissed in dismay, which made all eyes turn to him. "Oh, uh... sorry, Rubes, but I can't come with." Jaune smiled apologetically.

Ruby and Pyrrha looked saddened by this. "Awwww! What?! Why?!" She exclaimed.

Pyrrha frowned. "I was looking forward to going to the comic store with you." She had never read comics before she met Jaune and found herself liking them. She especially liked reading them with Jaune.

Jaune winced, feeling incrediblely guilty. "Uh... You see... somethings come up, all of a sudden. And I'm needed." Jaune tried to explain as he got up from his chair and started for the door.

"But, Jaune." Ruby whined.

Jaune was halfway out the door as he addressed his fellow leader. "I'm sorry but I can't ignore it. Look, next week I promise I'll do whatever you want." He smiled.

Ruby slumped with a kicked puppy expression. "...Promise?" She meekly asked.

The sight was like a sword to Jaune’s heart. "An Arc never goes back on their word." He reminded her.

Ruby sighed but conceded. "Okay."

Jaune gave another apologetic smiled before he exited the room.

Jaune hurried down the halls of Beacon as he made his way to his destination.

His destination? Miss Goodwitch's office.

As he sped walked towards his professor's office, Jaune couldn't help but take a peak at the message he received, which only fuelled the fire within his belly.

Jaune bit his lip again, subconsciously imagining his own lip to be Glynda's perky nipple and gulped down a growl of want. He never imagined the strict combat teacher/head mistress would have this side to her, much less be the one to see and experience it.

But he wasn't complaining.

[lipeg]

The night was good

Jaune wakes up.

Looking around, he remembers that he is in the house he rented.

Jaune got up and went to the kitchen.

Jaune found Neo.

Jaune: Neo, Christmas has already passed, you can take it off... Are these cookies shaped like team RWBY?

Neo nodded.

Jaune: As long as no one finds out, everything is fine, you can kill team RWBY once we get the relic of destruction

The bathroom door opens.

Glynda leaving the bathroom.

Glynda: Jaune thanks by the bath

Jaune looks at Neo startlingly.

Neo opened a smile.

Jaune looks at Glynda with his mouth open while pointing at Neo.

Glynda: Sir Arc, you revealed your situation to me and you are currently older than me. You also revealed your plan to steal the relic and then unite all the kingdoms, I agree with your plans and yes, the three of us did it last night and It was Neo's idea

Jaune: You are a sexual predator Neo

Neo started laughing.

[howi99]

A saint in Beacon Extra 4

Jeanne: My brother is supposed to arrive today.

Lia: So? My brother will be in his team and i don't really care about it.

Jeanne: Yeah, but last time you saw your brother was during lunch, last time i saw mine, he ran away from home to go train with my aunt. And all because of me!

Pyrrha: *the only one who doesn't have a brother or sister* I'm sure it will be fine.

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Jaune: *finally getting out of the bullhead* I hate vehicles. God damn devil invention. *See the people waiting for him* Yo, you must all ve my new team?

Weiss: *about to speak but being cut by Ruby*

Ruby: Hello! My name's Ruby and that's Weiss and Ren! Oooooh i'm so excited! What's your weapon? Your fighting style? Your favorite game!

Jaune: Woah! Calm down! *Laugh* i just arrived and you're already doing an interview?

Ruby: Oh, i'm sorry

Jaune: Nah, it's fine. You remind me of one of my sisters.

Weiss: *cough* Like Ruby said, my name is Weiss Schnee, nice to meet you.

Jaune: Ah! My older sister works with your own older sister i think. Winter, if my memory isn't to bad.

Weiss: *surprised* Your sister is a specialist?

Jaune: No, my sister is one of the Vale's knights. Though i guess they are indeed akin to the specialist of Atlas. They work closely together.

Weiss: I see.

Ren: And as you know, my name is Ren. Lie Ren.

Jaune: nice to meet you Ren.

Ruby: *fidgeting*

Jaune: *sigh while smiling* I principally use martial arts, my weapons are many and i like Street of Vale 3.

Ruby: *glowing*

Jaune: *scratching the back of his head* Should we go to the dorms? Or are we supposed to see the headmaster? Or Glynda?

Glynda: *arriving* It's professor Goodwitch when in school, young man.

Jaune: But we aren't? At least not for until the next 50 steps.

Glynda: You sound like Morg- i mean Vivianne.

Jaune: Well, i'm expecting Jeanne to sound like you, after you trained her. Maybe she's a bit more serious?

Glynda: *roll her eyes* Not at all.

Jaune: *shrug* Shame. Speaking of, i need to see her.

Glynda: *sigh* You will see her when we arrive at the dorms.

Jaune: Good.

[bluearc009]

Glynda: Qrow Ozpin want you to spot the differences in these pictures.

Qrow: OK Piece of cake(look at the photos)

5 hours later Qrow still looking at the photos

Glynda: They're the same pictures

[arc-misadventures]

Fashion in Rust

Coco: Okay, Glynda... Ruby ask us for us to pass our judgement on how fashionable the, Rusted Knight is.

Glynda: I'm not sure what's more outrageous; The fact that, The Rusted Knight is real, or that we have to do a fashion test on him.

Coco: I don't get it either, but Ruby has adamant on us doing this.

Glynda: I don't know why she was so insistent on us doing that. She must know something we don't.

Coco: Must be... Only question know is what does she know that we don't...?

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Coco: Okay! Where is the, Rusted Knight!

Glynda: We, Beacon's Fashion Trio, minus one member who is missing, are here to render judgement on the, Rusted Knights taste in fashion!

Coco: So, prepare to face our judgment Rusted... Knight...?

GC: ...

Coco: Damn...

Glynda: Oh... I uhhh... I did not expect him to be so... Ravishing~!

Coco: I read the, Ever After as a child... but, gods damn! I knew the, Rusted Knight was considered handsome. But, I didn't expect him to be so hot!

Glynda: Okay, lets do this... We can do this...

Coco: Can we?!

Glynda: Yes we can do...?!

: Oh? Why hello there...

Coco: FUUUUUCK! He sounds hot too?!

Glynda: This is so not fair!

: It's very nice to see you again, Glynda.

Glynda: Y-You know who I am?

: And, you know me.

Glynda: I do?

: And, hello to you as well, Coco. It's nice to see you as well.

Coco: You know who I am too? How...?

: Well... Beacon's Fashion Trio is united again. So tell me, how did I fair?

Coco: Perfect! You look fantastic!

Glynda: And, very attractive! No, wait? What do you mean by, ' again?'

: Oh yes, the helmet... Let me...

: Ahh... That's better...

Glynda: No way...

Coco: Holy fuck... Jaune?!

Jaune: Yeah, it's me, Jaune Arc... I am the, Rusted Knight.

Glynda: Oh...

Coco: Okay... Uhhh... First off it's nice to see you're alive, Jaune!

Glynda: Absoutly wonderful to know you're still with us!

Coco: But, uhh... T-The fashion trio needs to take a sidebar!

Jaune: Alright then.

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Coco: Okay.. Jaune's freaking hot!

Glynda: There is no doubt about that!

Coco: I admit, I always that, Jaune was attractive, I even fantasized about us doing it a few times.

Glynda: I admit, so did as well. Why, I often imagined, Jaune taking me on my desk, or playing out naughty teacher student fantasies with him.

Coco: That's hot... But, gods damn! He went from seven to a twelve in an instant!

Glynda: That rugged beard, and the fox tail fit him so well!

Coco: And, he became such a hot silver fox on top of that! I want to fuck him so bad!

Glynda: So do I!

Coco: ...

Glynda: ...

Coco: We're going to fuck him aren't we?

Glynda: Absolutely.

Coco: Fuck yes!

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Coco: Jaune we've made our judgement!

Jaune: Oh, and how did I do?

Glynda: You're so hot that we've decided to fuck you.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: B-Beg pardon...?

Coco: we're going to have sex. Now.

Jaune: N-Now...?

Glynda: Now~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune Alright then~!

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Why you may ask?

Because it was requested.

[brokentrafficknight]

Unprompted ArcWitch

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine's Day Letter but from Glynda. What does the woman with the biggest tits in Beacon got to say to Jaune?

Valentine's Day letters. (Glynda)

Jaune: A Valentine's Day letter from Prof. Goodwitch? Bet is one of those letters that the school sends out of politeness.

He opens the letter and says:

"I know I'm an older woman, and maybe I'm not your type. But when your cock is between my chest, you will see that I am the one."

Jaune: *Red* In which direction was Prof. Goodwitch's office again?

[superiorsturgeon]

The Great Cupcake Caper

Glynda: *storms out of her office* Everyone, front and center, NOW!!!!

Ren/Pyrrha/Yang: *scramble to the center of the room and stand at attention* 😰

Glynda: *stalking up and down the line* I was just in my office, about to enjoy a delicious red velvet gourmet cupcake as a reward to myself for the CONSTANT mayhem I have to deal with on a daily basis…

Glynda: But when I opened the box…I FOUND NOTHING.

Glynda: Someone in this room took my cupcake, and nobody is going anywhere until the cupcake thief confesses!

Interrogation #1:

Glynda: *leans over the table* …and where were YOU when my cupcake was being stolen?!

Ren: I didn’t take your cupcake! I wasn’t even here!

Ren: I was at home, slow-roasting a Mistral duck for my son’s lunch tomorrow! It’s a 24-hour process! 😤

Interrogation #2:

Glynda: *steeples her fingers and leans back* …Pyrrha, I’m not angry…I just want to understand. Please, tell me what you know.

Pyrrha: I’m sorry ma’am, but I didn’t see anything! I actually left early to go to the gym for a session on the cardio machines.

Pyrrha: It’s my anniversary tomorrow, and Jaune’s making an elaborate romantic dinner! Pyrrha’s gotta EARN those calories! 🥰

Interrogation #3:

Glynda:*folds her arms* All right, tough biker girl, why’d you do it?

Yang: *also folds her arms and matches Glynda’s glare* I didn’t do anything. Couldn’t have! I was in the garage changing the oil on my bike for a solo bike ride this weekend.

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Glynda: *standing at the front of conference room, gazing out the window* Well…it seems all of you have an alibi…

Ren/Pyrrha/Yang: 😮‍💨

Glynda: *rounds on the room* EXCEPT YOU DON’T!! 😡

Glynda: Ren, I pulled your credit card history, and you know what wasn’t on any of your grocery receipts? DUCK!

Ren: …

Ren: …all right, fine…!

Ren: All Magna wants to eat and drink is plain milk and buttered noodles!

Ren: *face in his hands* …my son is a basic bitch! 😩

Glynda: …okay…

Glynda: *points at Pyrrha* …but that doesn’t change the fact that YOU, Mrs. Muscles, couldn’t POSSIBLY have been working out last night, because your gym was closed yesterday for renovations and won’t reopen for the next week!

Pyrrha: *crumbles* I’m sorry! I was running around town looking for a last-minute anniversary gift for Jaune! I forgot all about it until he hinted that he had something special planned!

Pyrrha: I just didn’t want anyone to know that I’m a terrible wife and partner…! 😭

Glynda: *turns to Yang* …so, that leaves you…!

Glynda: If you’re really going on a cross-country trip, why is your motorcycle’s tank only half full?! J’accuse!

Yang: You dipsticked me?!

Glynda: Spill it!

Yang: …fine! I admit it!

Yang: I’m not actually going on a solo motorcycle trip, I’m going to see a musical with Blake and my parents!

Yang: *opens her jacket to reveal a CATS t-shirt*

Yang: I’m trying to reconnect with my mom, and I’m introducing Blake to my dad at the same time! Musicals are the only thing we can all bond over…

Yang: I just want my family and my girlfriend to all get along! 😢

Glynda: …so…

Glynda: …if none of you sad sacks took my cupcake, then who did?

Weiss: *carefully backing out of the room while frantically wiping red crumbs off her face* 😅

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The Married Life (Glynda)

Glynda: woo what a day

Glynda returned to her home where she knew her husband would be there with a hug and a kiss plus more to help elevate the stress of the day

Glynda: baby I’m home

Jaune: I’m in the kitchen making your favorite

Glynda walks in to see her one and only love in an apron making her dinner

Glynda: hello jaune

Jaune lets the food cook while walking over to his wife pulling her into an embrace kissing her deeply

Jaune: bad day?

Glynda: no just busy, if it’s not paperwork it’s the students

Jaune: well your the headmistress now

Glynda: we’ll be that as it may I want you to make it go away

Jaune: how?

She whispers in his ear

Glynda: treat me like the goddess I am

Jaune:😳 o-ok but won’t my old team be arriving tonight

Glynda: oh about that

Flashback

Glynda: what is the meaning of this Ms. Nikos

Pyrrha: you stole my man you old hag

Glynda 😡: you have 5 seconds to take that back

Pyrrha: never

Nora: renny I’m scared

Ren: me to

One beating later

Glynda: I hope that will be a good lesson to you

Nora: I think I peed my pants

Ren: I need to throw out my pants and underwear

Back to the present

Glynda: oh I’m sorry to say they got laid up with another mission

Jaune: oh

Glynda: now now my husband you mustn’t be sad, oh I know how to cheer you up

Jaune: how?

She gets close

Glynda: ara~ ara~

Jaune: let me take dinner off the stove

That was the night Glynda conceived twins