#jeanne arc

[arc-misadventures]

My Second Life Despises Me

Rebirth AU

Jaune, and Jeanne when the duo were left alone in their dorm room at, Beacon Academy

Jaune: …

Jaune: Jeanne?

Jeanne: Yes, Daddy~?

Jaune: It will never happen…

Jeanne: Not even to save the world?

Jaune: Not even if the Gods told me to themselves!

Jeanne: Not even after I spiked your food with an aphrodisiac~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Y-You didn’t…

Jeanne: Tee-Hee~!

Jaune: You’re such a bitch…

Jeanne: For you I will be~!

[brokentrafficknight]

We have not seen Jeanne Arc in a while, is she okay? Is she safe? Are her boys filled with snacks that only a girl with 7 brothers could make?

They're doin just fine

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune & Jeanne: *Talking about their family*

Pyrrha & Pyrrhus: *Simping over the Arcs*

Nora & Norman: *Maple Syrup Chugging contest*

(Lie) Ren & (Lian) Ren: *Trying to stop the contest*

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jeanne and Pyrrha: *Getting it on*

Pyrrha's Shoulder Angel: The estradiol has made her nipples super sensitive! Be careful if you play with them!

Pyrrha's Shoulder Devil: Put your whole fuckin' jaw on those things my gurl. She deserves it~

[howi99]

A saint in Beacon Extra

Jaune: *deadpan, looking straight at the new professor and his assistant* ... That's aunt Viviane and Merlin with a fake moustache.

Jeanne: *laughing* Nonsense! Mom wouldn't send her advisor and her sister here just to make sure we are... Ok yeah, his moustaches just feel on the ground. But why? We already have Glynda here!

Jaune: *sigh* For Aunty it's probably because of me. I am her apprentice after all. But him? I have no idea.

Jeanne: ...

Jaune: ...

Jeanne: He totally left in the middle of a job and came here to avoid the consequences.

Jaune: *nod* Most likely, yes.

Meanwhile

Artoria: *breaking the dining table with her fist* MEEEERLIIIIN!!! YOU FLOWERY SON OF A BITCH!!!

Mordred: *in her father's arms* Please tell me he didn't leave without a trace AGAIN?!

Bedivere: *shaking in his boots, nodding with fear* All he left was a letter saying he was now working for Ozpin. And so did Viv. *Gulp seeing his wife taking her lance, running outside* I fear for both their lives.

[elmothedictator]

Jeanne meets British S.A.S Jaune (idea is taken from @arc-misadventures the swap)

(Britain exists somewhere in Remnant…. Lmao) [We now see Jeanne in the white room after the swap]

Jeanne: *Scared look after seeing a lot of gunfire and dead bodies* Well… that was quite an experience. Never thought i’d see a real Great War. What is Jaune doing in that place anyway? Isn’t he supposed to be in Beacon?

*Footsteps is being heard in the same room before she saw a 6’6 behemoth in a skull mask (Similar to the CoD Reboot Ghost, but with sharp teeth), baseball cap, a tactical headset and a full military uniform walks in]

British!Jaune: *Walking in* Fucking hell, why am i even in a bloody campus? The last thing i remember before suddenly being in campus is me fighting the Al-Qatala (Qa was pronounced Qo in Arabic). One guy with red hair suddenly attacks me before I incapacitate him. What in the bloody hell is going on?

[Meanwhile in Jeanne’s universe]

Nora: Soooo…. Ren, what should we do with Pyrros’s unconscious body?

Lian (Ren is the last name): We need to carry Pyrros back to our room

Nora: Okay Rennie!!!

Team RWBY: *Shivering in fear seeing a guy takes out one of the best fighter in Beacon*

[Back to the white room]

Jeanne: *Pointing the sword at the man* Who are you and what have you done to Jaune?!

British!Jaune: *Pointing his FN SCAR H at Jeanne* Who in the bloody hell are you and how did you know my name?

Jeanne: Jaune?! Since when did you use guns, not only that, since when did you becomes such a behemoth and wearing a Skull mask and tactical gears?! And what’s with the accent?!

British!Jaune: Identify yourself, now!

Jeanne: My name is Jeanne D’Arc also known as Jeanne Arc, i’m the fifth Daughter of Acheius Arc and Juniper Arc.

British!Jaune: Fucking hell…. Seems like we’re a completely different yet the same person at the same time. What is actually going on?

Jeanne: Ok, so what’s going on is that we’re having a phenomenon different Jaune and i call “The Swap”. It happens at really random times and this place is what we call “The White Room”. Now can you answer the question i asked you before, please.

British!Jaune: My name’s Jaune Arc, callsign “Banshee”, Rank Sergeant. I’m a Sniper-Demolition expert and the newest member of Task Force 141. That’s all i gotta say

Jeanne: C’mon, that’s all? Not even your birthday and age

British!Jaune: *Sighs* My age is 22 Years old, birthday is on March 2nd 51 AGW (After Great War)

Jeanne: You’re 3 years older than me!!! The usual Jaune that i swapped with is the same age as i did!!!

British!Jaune: huh, the more you know. How the usual Jaune that you swapped with was like?

Jeanne: He’s 6’1, wearing a knight armor and using a sword. He’s also has a large amount of Aura

British!Jaune: Bloody hell, he’s also on Beacon?

Jeanne: Uh…. He kinda faked his way into beacon?

British!Jaune: *Laughs* Maybe all Jaunes always faking their way into something we really wanted to be.

Jeanne: You WHAT?!

British!Jaune: I also did faked my way into a military at the age of 16, they didn’t even know i was 16 because of my height and a bit of my voice (Just imagine RK Jaune voice but with british accent). You the same?

Jeanne: Actually i’m not, i got in legally

British!Jaune: Heh, nice work then, your parents must’ve trained you and let you in. Unlike mine did

Jeanne: Lemme guess, you’re not trained by your parents and trying to join the huntsman academy but got rejected, aren’t you?

British!Jaune: Something like that, except the rejection part, i was thinking that my bloody age is too old to start training, so i joined the military as part of the British S.A.S. And that’s where i met Captain Price.

Jeanne: Who is Captain Price

British!Jaune: He’s the Captain of the team, Task Force 141, recruited me to-

[Jeanne was later in her own room]

Jeanne: Huh, i’m back *Spots Pyrros unconscious on his own bed*

Nora: Jeanne, you’re back!

Jeanne: What happened to Pyrros, Nora? Did you hit him with your hammer?

Lian: She didn’t, he attacked a really tall man with skull mask and a full military uniform and tactical equipment and the man quickly incapacitated him

Jeanne: Jaune did that?!

Nora and Lian: That was Jaune?!

Jeanne: You guys didn’t know?

Nora: I don’t recall him being that tall and trained like that

Jeanne: Apparently i got swapped with another Jaune. He’s a soldier version of him

Lian: But what’s with the mask?

Jeanne: I don’t know, i haven’t asked him. Maybe next time

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Forgive me for some shitty ass writing bruv

[no-why-would-you-do-this231]

Cows & Bulls are attracted to blondes

Eve: So.....

Adam: So.......

Jaune & Jeanne: This is awkward

Jaune: I didn't know your dating Adam

Jeanne: And I didn't know your dating eve

Jaune: So pretend we don't know each other and enjoy the festival?

Jeanne: Yeah let's pretend we don't know each other and enjoy the festival

Jaune: Aight, Come on Eve! Let's go eat some cotton candy!!

Jeanne: Come on Adam, Let's go eat some apples!

Eve & Adam: Yes, Coming dear/honey!!

[didyoutrydynamite]

Does Qwen like Jeanne as much as she liked Jaune? Que Qwen having a gay awakening

Qwen: Ilia help me I think I'm gay

Pfft Nah. Gwen does think Jeanne is adorable and absolutely does wanna be friends with her though.

ILIA ON THE OTHER HAND...!

[madmanwonder]

Type: Ask

Summary of the Question: Bleiss notices Jeanne and Garnet hanging together. How does she greet them?

"Want to f$ck?" Bleiss said to Jeanne and Garnet with all of her signature crass confidence. A smirk on her pretty lips as she stared at the baffled duo's with hunger in her blood-red eyes.

[arc-misadventures]

MFK Coco: Jaune, Joan and RK Jaune

MFK : CO III

Yang: H-Hey, Coco...

Coco: Yang.

Yang: So uhh... you up for a game of, MFK?

Coco: That depends... Who are my 'choices' this time?

Yang: You'll like them! You'll like them this time I swear!

Coco: Will I?

Yang: I swear! Please don't hit me again...!

Coco: Alright, show me who my choices are?

Yang: O-Okay! First off we have, Jaune!

Jaune: Hey, Coco! Sorry you have to do this again.

Coco: Well at least it has the only guy I'm willing to fuck.

Jaune: Oh...

Coco: Who's next?

Yang: Next we have, Jaune's twin sister...

Coco: Wait, you have a twin sister?

Jaune: Yep. I'm the older twin by the way.

Coco: How come you never mentioned that you had a twin sister?

Jaune: Never came up in conversation.

Coco: ...

Coco: Fair enough. Continue, Yang.

Yang: As I was saying: Jaune's twin sister, Jeanne Arc!

Jeanne: Ohhh~! So this is the, Coco girl you've been talking about, Jaune. Mmmh~! Love the outfit, it flaunts your body off perfectly~!

Coco: You're one to say, your outfit look exceptional! I love how it shows off your bodies full curves~! And, I must say, 'Boing Boing~!'

Jeanne: Thank you my dear~!

Yang: And last, but not least. The man of myth, and legend, The Rusted Knight, Jaune Arc!

Coco: The Rusted Knight? F-From the book?

Yang: Yep, that Rusted Knight.

Coco: How the hell did that happen?

Jaune: Ohh boy... You better sit down, this is going to take a while...

~~~

A while later.

~~~

Jaune: So yeah... that's what happened.

Coco: ...

Coco: THE FUCK?!

Jaune: Yeah, that's how most people react... So anyway, this is the older me as the, Rusted Knight.

RK Jaune: Hello, Coco. You're looking just as beautiful as the last time I laid eyes upon you.

Coco: ...?!

Coco: Fuck...!

Yang: So, Coco: Of these three who will you, Marry, Fuck, and Kill~?

Coco: Fuck...

Coco: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck...!

Jaune: Coco? You okay?

Coco: Ahem! I'm fine, I'm fine as hell, Bunny Boy~! So... I kill young, Jaune.

Jaune: Saw that coming.

Jeanne: It was a given since he is here.

Coco: I'm sorry, I...

Jaune: I take no offence, Coco, please continue.

Coco: Okay. I'd fuck, Jeanne.

Jeanne: Oh~? Are you perhaps interested in these?

Coco: Ye...

Jeanne: My titties? My massive badonkers~! My massive milk jugs~! My...?!

Coco: YES! A hundred percent yes! I want to play with your juicy thic body! And do all sorts of things with that voluptuous body of yours~!

Jeanne: Naww... But, I wanted to say the whole line...

Jaune: Told you, you wouldn't get the time to say the whole thing.

Jeanne: Meh, oh well; a lesbian should know how to please a woman~!

Coco: You know it darling~!

Coco: Last but not least; I marry, Rusted Knight Jaune!

RK Jaune: Of course. Let me guess: Upon seeing me you suddenly developed a taste for silver foxes, and because of my age you also realized that the number one thing you are missing in your life is a daddy to bend you over his knee, and give your rear end a good tanning. You want to be folded over as you are dumped full of his seed until you're a drooling mess. Leaving her looking like a happy, lust drunk mess, looking like she's three months pregnant with their child to be. Am I wrong?

Coco: I wasn't thinking about half of those things, but I want those things to happen to me! Please knock me up, Daddy~!

RK Jaune: Hmmm... I think that can be arranged~!

Coco: Fuck yes!

JJY: ...

Jaune: Why am I ever brought here for these when he's here? I always end up dead.

Yang: Can you blame us? I mean... Hello, Daddy~!

Jeanne: Who wouldn't like a, Daddy like him~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: You know I will look like him eventually, right?

Jeanne: ...

Yang: ...

Yang: Wanna get married, Jaune?

Coco: Back off bitch! The original, Jaune is MINE!

Yang: Bring it you whore!

JJRKJ: ...

Jaune: Aren't you going to join them?

Jeanne: Naww, I will join the winner in seducing you.

Jaune: Oh...

RK Jaune: Did you expect anything else?

Jaune: No... But, I can dream can't I?

Jeanne: Not with your luck.

Jaune: Damn.

[brokentrafficknight]

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Coco: Wait, So Arc's a chick where you're from?

Coco: Yeah, and she's got some great assets~

Coco: Really? I mean, In all fairness I've seen Women with less booty-

Coco: *Shows a photo*

Coco: ...

Coco: Damn. I'm a little envious, seeing as how I got stuck with the guy version of him.

~~~~~

Jaune: How are Periods?

Jeanne: Terrible. Literally Hellish.

Jeanne: I'd have mom Spank me once every other week if it meant I could Avoid them.

Jaune: That bad?

Jeanne: I mean, yeah, before I met Coco, but she gave me some of the stuff she uses, it's called 'Birth Control'-

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Jeanne: *Pins Oscar to the Wall in Vol. 6*

Oscar: *Fear ... And something else*

Ozpin: Oscar! Now is not the Time!

Oscar: The Future is now old man! Strong women are hot!

[howi99]

A saint in Beacon Extra's 2

Jaune: *looking at Yang* Are you sure you want to go against me? I am pretty strong.

Yang: *smirk* So i've heard. Your semblance works like White, right?

Jaune: *shaking his head* That's just me using dust at its full capacity. My semblance has nothing to do with it.

Yang: So a dust specialist, eh? *Hit her fist together, activating her semblance* But less talk, more action!

Glynda: *nod* Begin!

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Red: So, who do you think will-

Jeanne: My brother.

Ruby: Really? But Yang's the best! *Looking at her brother* Right?

Red: *nod* Beside Pyrrha, she is the strongest.

Jeanne: *shaking her head* She's strong, yes. And if it was just a test of pure speed or strength, she would win.

Ruby: But?

Jeanne: *point at the fighting ground* See for yourselves.

Ruby: ... Where did he hide all those crys-

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Jaune: *walking to Yang* Uh... Sorry for this morning. Are your eyes better?

Yang: *laughing* Dude, i never SAW that coming. You really BLEW me away, uh?

Jaune: *scratching his neck, sheepishly looking at the ground* I honestly thought they would have prepared y'all to deal with flashbangs and concussive grenades. I know they are useless against Grimms, but still...

Yang: Aw don't sweat it. Besides, you managed to do this without my hair catching fire... By the way, how?

Jaune: Oh, the grenades were just overcharged gravity dust crystal. Having as much aura as i do really helps with this kind of strategy. I used a mix of electric and ice dust for the flashbangs.

Yang: Oh, so that's what the cold was!

Jaune: *nod* I guess so, yes. I didn't want to go all out, my teacher would have killed me.

Yang: Glynda?

Jaune: *shaking his head* No, "miss Viviane", the assistant of professor "Merl".

Yang: Really? Her? The one who cowered in fear when your mom came to school?

Jaune: *having flashbacks to his magecraft training* She... Can be intense. Especially if you are HER student, you know? My sister and i got it rough.

Yang: Jeanne? Didn't she train with Glynda?

Jaune: *shaking his head* I was talking about my oldest sister, Mordred. She uh... Warned me about our aunt.

[elmothedictator]

Ah yes, Selfcest Jaune

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Original

Does male Pyrrha have his eyes on a particular blonde close to him? How sexy does he consider her?

"If there's a person who could be Aphrodite daughter...she would be her daughter." Pyrrhus replied with a nervous sweat as he saw the tall well-endowed blonde wiping away the sweat soaking her skintight tanktop that hug her huge boobies in restrained lust.