#jeanne arc

[howi99]

Follow up to this post

Jaune: *trying to "survive" the onslaught of affection from his big sister* J-Jeanne! Pitié! Tu m'embarrasses devant tout le monde! ( J-Jeanne! Mercy! You are embarrassing me in front of everyone!)

Ilia: *pouting* ... I am so jealous right now.

Jeanne: *hugging her little brother, just being far too happy to see him* Frérot! Oh tu m'as tellement manqué! (Lil bro! Oh i missed you so much!) *Kiss him multiple times*

Blake: *aggressively writing *censored* fanfic on her scroll*

Jaune: *still trying to fight against the wave of affection, take his backpack and throw it at Blake* AND STOP WRITING WEIRD THINGS ABOUT ME YOU FILTHY WENCH!

But Blake wasn't affected

"Bleiss": *sigh* The three of them are acting like childrens.

Adam: ... *Clearing his throat* Body pi-

"Bleiss": *sweating* Ok ok! Gee, don't scream it on every roof.

Jeanne: *looking at Jaune's teammates with a smile* Ah! Those must be your friends, right?

Jaune: *defeated by his sister's powerful hug, his face directly between Jeanne's... personality, responding with a muffled voice* Yes, they are the one i wrote about in my letter. Now, can you please let me breath?

Ilia: *turning red* I wish that was me...

Blake: *writing with even more fervor*

Adam: ... Is she..?

Jaune: *muffled* She's the tamest one.

(Beginning of a "little" arc.)

[arc-misadventures]

So with the rebirth au, has jaune left for uncle Roman’s yet? And if so is he being molested affectionately attacked by neo?

The Separation

The land whizzed by as the train sped across the tracks along their way to, Vale. Jaune's mind wandered as he watched this scene sped past him.

Jaune felt empty, like half of him was gone. His sister, and him had been for the first time in their lives been truly separated. They had been separated before, but they were often within walking distance of one another. They were joined at the hips, never apart.

But now, they were half way across the world from each other.

Jaune was going south to, Vale, and Jeanne was traveling north to, Atlas. Jaune was all on his own. Least, Jeanne had their new half-sister going along with her. This as a good thing in his opinion. Winter seemed to bound rather well with, Jeanne, if a familial bond between, Winter Schnee, and the Arc family were to be born, It would happen through his sister.

But, now, Jaune was all alone.

He hadn't felt all alone like this before since his time in the, Ever After. It wasn't nearly as bad of an experience; being lost in, Vaccuo in your underwear with nothing by a used toothbrush would still be a better experience than being stuck in the, Ever After.

He did have his giant jackalope though.

Jaune sighed as he trip came to a conclusion as the train entered the train station, and came to a screeching halt.

Jaune grabbed his equipment from the shelf, and made his way out of the train, and train station. He pulled out his scroll as he followed the map to some bar found in the downtown of, Vale.

Jaune kept to himself as he walked the busy streets of, Vale as he made the way to, Junior's Bar. If he wasn't mistake, that was the name of the bar, Yang trashed in a brawl. It made, Jaune wondered if he would stay here long enough to see her again.

That was a possible problem of, Future Jaune. Right now, Present Jaune had to deal with a bouncer.

~~~

Jaune: Okay... I know I look too young to go into a bar.

Bouncer: Which you are.

Jaune: Which I am! But, I am not here for a drink. I am here to see, Roman Torchwick.

Bouncer: Never heard of 'em.

Jaune looked at him before pointing at a wanted poster of the man right next to him.

Bouncer: ...

Jaune: ...

Bouncer: I choose not to acknowledge that photos existence...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I can respect that.

Bouncer: Thank you.

Jaune: Can I come in now?

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: Can I come in please?

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: How about now?

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: Would you let me in>

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: Would you let me in if I give you your wallet back?

Bouncer: No.

Jaune: Then I'll keep it for myself them! Mr...?! Your first name is Stancy?

Bouncer: ...

Jaune: Stancey Lugency Percanttcy...

Stancey: ...

Jaune: ...

Stancey: My Dada hated me...

Jaune: I can see... that...

Stancey: ...

Jaune: Ever thought about you changing your name to something like... 'Stan Luji Percant?

Stancey: ...

Stancey: How do you spell that?

Jaune: S-T-A-N.

Stancey: Yeah...

Jaune: L-U-J-I.

Stancey: Uh-huw...

Jaune: P-E-R-C-A-N-T.

Stancey: Got it, Stam Luji Percant. I like that a lot, thanks kid.

Jaune: You're welcome! Can I come in now... Stan?

Stancey: ...

Stan: Come on in little man.

Jaune: Yay! Thanks, Stan!

Stan: ...

Stan: Sniff!

Stan: This is the best day of my life!

~~~

Jaune: Okay... Where is the bar man...? Ahh... there he is.

Jaune spotted the man at the bar, and made his way over to him, and grabbed a seat at the bar, and waited for the bartender to wait on him.

: Hey, what can I... The hell?! What the hell are you doing in here kid?!

Jaune: Hello... You're, Junior, Junior Xiong right?

Junior: That's me...

Jaune: Good, I'm here looking for guy...

Junior: A kid snuck into a bar looking for someone? That's pretty ballsey of ya kid.

Jaune: I didn't sneak in, the bouncer let me in.

Junior: Stancey let you in, why the hell would he do that?!

Jaune: His name is not, Stancey anymore. It's Stan, Stan Luji Percant.

Junior: ...

Junior: Stan Luji Percant...?

Jaune: That's what I said.

Junior: Stan Luji Percant... I like that!

Jaune: Thank you, I came up with it.

Junior: I can see why he let you in. So, kid, who are you looking for?

Jaune: I'm looking for my uncle. His name is, Roman Torchwick. Tall man, orange hair, has a flamboyant, peacock personality. Tell him his nephew, Jaune Arc is looking for him.

Junior: ...

Junior: R-Roman's an uncle? Roman has a family?!

Jaune: Yes, he's a terrible influence on my sister. Serious gambling issues.

Junior: R-Really?

Jaune: She likes running betting pools for years on who I'm going to sleep with...

Junior: S-Seriously...?

Jaune: Yeah...

Junior: Okay... Well... I'll send, Roman a message, in the meantime, want a drink kid?

Jaune: Got any grape sodas?

~~~

It was nearly two hours that, Jaune was brought to a broken down warehouse by some of, Junior's goons.

Jaune marveled as he looked at all the 'merchandise' that was kept in here; weapons, Dust, gaming consoles, and anything else that could bring a quick buck, or two his uncles pockets.

Jaune walked over to a man resting on a couch, snoring so loudly he could hear him from the other side of the warehouse. Jaune looked at the man, before he kicked him off the couch landing flat on his face.

Roman: Owwwww.... What the hell...? Neo, why the hell did you...?! Oh, hi, Jaune.

Jaune: Uncle Roman...

Roman: You were coming here today?

Jaune: Yep... I've been in, Vale for three hours now...

Roman: Really?

Jaune: Yeah... I've spent most of my time at, Junior's bar waiting for you to pick me up.

Roman: Ohhh... whoops...?

Jaune: Yeah... whoops...

Roman: I'm sorry, Jaune... I've been busy lately... late night heists don't really give you the opportunity to rest. I'll show you to your room, you can put your gear in there. We'll start your 'training' the next day. You're probably tired from all this traveling anyway. Alright?

Jaune: That's alright with me. I am tired from all this traveling anyway. Not to mention, Mom's tearful goodbye that seemingly never ended.

Roman: Ha! Juni's always been such a cry baby.

Jaune: I was scared for a bit that mom would die of dehydration from how much she was crying...

Roman: Yeah... It's scary how she does that... Alright, Neo?!

With a shatter of glass, Jaune looked to the side, and see his old multi-coloured friend appear. At least, he hoped she would become his friend in this new life. Only time would tell.

Roman: Show him to his room; You can play with your new toy tomorrow as part of his training.

Jaune: Looking forward to it.

Jaune bowed his head, as Neo gave a impish grin as she bowed deeply towards him in kind.

Roman: Alright go, go, go! I need to sleep some more...

Jaune: I'll see you later, Uncle. Oh, and this is yours...

Jaune handed, Roman a wad of, Lien chips, who stared at the curiously.

Roman: What's this?

Jaune: Your share of the winnings from one of the betting pools. 'My first kiss,' if you must know.

Roman: Oh so she stole your first kiss, eh? Ha! I knew she was going to take it!

Jaune: It was a foolish bet to take. Of course, Jeanne would take my first kiss.

[brokentrafficknight]

We have not seen Jeanne Arc in a while, is she okay? Is she safe? Are her boys filled with snacks that only a girl with 7 brothers could make?

They're doin just fine

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Jaune & Jeanne: *Talking about their family*

Pyrrha & Pyrrhus: *Simping over the Arcs*

Nora & Norman: *Maple Syrup Chugging contest*

(Lie) Ren & (Lian) Ren: *Trying to stop the contest*

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Jeanne and Pyrrha: *Getting it on*

Pyrrha's Shoulder Angel: The estradiol has made her nipples super sensitive! Be careful if you play with them!

Pyrrha's Shoulder Devil: Put your whole fuckin' jaw on those things my gurl. She deserves it~

[no-why-would-you-do-this231]

Cows & Bulls are attracted to blondes

Eve: So.....

Adam: So.......

Jaune & Jeanne: This is awkward

Jaune: I didn't know your dating Adam

Jeanne: And I didn't know your dating eve

Jaune: So pretend we don't know each other and enjoy the festival?

Jeanne: Yeah let's pretend we don't know each other and enjoy the festival

Jaune: Aight, Come on Eve! Let's go eat some cotton candy!!

Jeanne: Come on Adam, Let's go eat some apples!

Eve & Adam: Yes, Coming dear/honey!!

[didyoutrydynamite]

Does Qwen like Jeanne as much as she liked Jaune? Que Qwen having a gay awakening

Qwen: Ilia help me I think I'm gay

Pfft Nah. Gwen does think Jeanne is adorable and absolutely does wanna be friends with her though.

ILIA ON THE OTHER HAND...!

[madmanwonder]

Type: Ask

Summary of the Question: Bleiss notices Jeanne and Garnet hanging together. How does she greet them?

"Want to f$ck?" Bleiss said to Jeanne and Garnet with all of her signature crass confidence. A smirk on her pretty lips as she stared at the baffled duo's with hunger in her blood-red eyes.

[smvj57erkx]

Statue of Joan of Arc (Jeanne d'Arc) Museum Rouen, 📍Paris

[enchantedbook]

'Jeanne d' Arc 'by Albert Lynch, 1903

[howi99]

Jeanne: *looking around the room* Hm... *Looking under the beds, only seeing Blake's "literature"* Oh oh! *Taking some of the books, browser through the pages* Aw, you got the censored version...

Blake: *spitting her drink* W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN CENSORED!?

Jeanne: *taking a book from her bag* They made two editions of the books, the second edition removed 4 chapters from the original script. *Give Blake her version of the book* If you want to know what true forbidden love is~

Blake: *taking the book, going straight to said chapters* Oh, OH! OHOHOH MY!~

"Bleiss": *curious* Can i-

Jaune: *putting his hand on her shoulder, adorning a face of pure disgust* The book was banned from every library of Remnant for a reason, Bleiss. You are too innocent for this kind of book.

"Bleiss": *rolling her eyes* I saw people kiss and hold hands you know? What can be lewder then that?

Jaune: *stunned by the amount of purity* ... I shall never leave you alone with my sister.

"Bleiss": W-what? Why!?

Ilia: *reading over Blake's shoulder* Oh-HOLY SHIT, it has pictures!?

Blake: *bleeding from her nose* Eheheheh~ *turning her head to look at Jeanne then Jaune* Now that's a nice idea~

Adam: *looking worriedly at Jaune* What's a "nice idea"?

Jaune: ... *Picking up Weiss in his arms, then start sprinting away*

"Bleiss": *blushing* J-Jaune?! What are you doing!?

Jaune: Saving your soul! And mine!

Adam: *panicking* JAUNE!? *Looking at Jeanne's book while unsheathing his sword* WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT BOOK OF YOURS!?

Jeanne: *sweating* Nothing! *Taking back the book from Blake* Nothing at all!

[arc-misadventures]

My Second Life Despises Me

Rebirth AU

Jaune, and Jeanne when the duo were left alone in their dorm room at, Beacon Academy

Jaune: …

Jaune: Jeanne?

Jeanne: Yes, Daddy~?

Jaune: It will never happen…

Jeanne: Not even to save the world?

Jaune: Not even if the Gods told me to themselves!

Jeanne: Not even after I spiked your food with an aphrodisiac~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Y-You didn’t…

Jeanne: Tee-Hee~!

Jaune: You’re such a bitch…

Jeanne: For you I will be~!

[brokentrafficknight]

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Coco: Wait, So Arc's a chick where you're from?

Coco: Yeah, and she's got some great assets~

Coco: Really? I mean, In all fairness I've seen Women with less booty-

Coco: *Shows a photo*

Coco: ...

Coco: Damn. I'm a little envious, seeing as how I got stuck with the guy version of him.

~~~~~

Jaune: How are Periods?

Jeanne: Terrible. Literally Hellish.

Jeanne: I'd have mom Spank me once every other week if it meant I could Avoid them.

Jaune: That bad?

Jeanne: I mean, yeah, before I met Coco, but she gave me some of the stuff she uses, it's called 'Birth Control'-

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Jeanne: *Pins Oscar to the Wall in Vol. 6*

Oscar: *Fear ... And something else*

Ozpin: Oscar! Now is not the Time!

Oscar: The Future is now old man! Strong women are hot!

[therealmofamorus]

Ask

Original

Does male Pyrrha have his eyes on a particular blonde close to him? How sexy does he consider her?

"If there's a person who could be Aphrodite daughter...she would be her daughter." Pyrrhus replied with a nervous sweat as he saw the tall well-endowed blonde wiping away the sweat soaking her skintight tanktop that hug her huge boobies in restrained lust.