#neopolitan

[yacchannanamin]

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha’s Birthday Surprise

Jaune: …just a little further…!

Pyrrha: *blindfolded* Beloved, you said the same thing about ten times since you blindfolded me. Are you certain we’re almost there…?

Jaune: *whips off Pyrrha’s blindfold* Happy birthday, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: *blinking and looking around at expensive premium hockey stadium seating* …wait…you didn’t…?!? 😲

Jaune: *beaming* I got us private box tickets to see the Argus Raptors play the Atlas Wolves in the final game of the championship! 😁

Hockey Fan!Pyrrha: *covering her mouth with her hands* Oh, my goodness!!!! These tickets cost more than every sponsorship I’ve ever had combined and they’ve been sold out for MONTHS!!! How did you get them?! 🥹

Jaune: Well…you might say I called in a favor from a friend…! 😉

Several weeks earlier…

Jaune: *waiting in an alley* Did you get them?

Neo: *holds up two stolen expensive hockey tickets* 😒

Jaune: Awesome! And as promised, here’s the flash drive with all the pictures of me kicking your butt in the Ever-After! 😁

Neo: *signing* You were fighting that stupid cat controlling my body and you know it! 🤬

Jaune: Yeah, but the rest of the world won’t know that! Pleasure doing business with you! 😉

Neo: *snatches flash drive and stomps away while giving Jaune the finger over her shoulder* 😡

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Pyrrha: *pulling on her Argus Raptors fan jersey* Oh, Jaune! This is the most amazing birthday surprise…! 🥰

Pyrrha: Come here for a moment! We have a little bit before puck drop…! 😘

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Yang: *watching the hockey game on tv*

Yang: Blake, look! Jaune and Pyrrha are on the tv!! 😲

Pyrrha: *wearing an Argus fan jersey and screaming in incoherent sports fan* 🏒 😆

Jaune: *hair tousled and covered in red lipstick marks* 💋 🥴 💕

[chcoful]

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[howlingday]

Neo: (Text) Hey there, handsome...

Jaune: (Text) Who is this?

Jaune: Wait...

Jaune: NEOPOLITAN?!

Neo: I'm horny. Cum over.

Jaune: I can't! I have a girlfriend!

Neo: Bring her, too.

[hadesisqueer]

One thing I really like about RWBY as a show is that the heroes do not have a strict no kill rule. Like, obviously, they very much prefer not hurting or killing anyone at all, but if it comes to that, they do not hesitate.

-Tyrian is trying to capture Ruby and kill her uncle and her friends? The moment he gets slightly distracted, Ruby takes the chance and cuts his tail off without a second thought.

-Cinder is affected by Ruby's silver eyes in the Battle of Haven? Jaune doesn't hesitate and the moment she lets her guard down he tries to stab her in the face; had he gone for a slash instead, Cinder would be dead.

-Tock has blinded Maria and is about to kill her? There you go, Maria will decapitate her. Bye, Tock.

-Adam keeps trying to kill Blake and Yang? Oh, he gets stabbed by both of them. No more Adam.

-Ironwood tries to shoot Winter again with that weird gun even though she's a Maiden now? Winter just sends the blast back at him and leaves. Doesn't even check if he's still alive.

-Neo just pushed Yang to the void and they think she's gone? Blake WILL try to cut Neo's head off. And while they're fighting Ruby doesn't hesitate to push Neo off the bridges even if she thought that would kill her.

Which are all like, normal. Those other people are actively trying to kill them or their loved ones as well. Which is why I used to be really confused when I kept seeing some people complaining mostly about the Ruby with Tyrian and the Blake and Yang vs Adam things. Saying they are supposed to be the good guys and they should set an example to viewers instead of maiming or killing their foes.

What example do you want them to set? That letting others kill you and your loved ones is okay? Because that's what was gonna happen; Tyrian had just poisoned Qrow, actually he's lucky Ruby only went for the tail. Adam was not going to stop and he going to take Blake's sword to continue to try murdering her and Yang, who had no Auras either and were as vulnerable as he was. They either did it first or they could die, and they did. It's self-defense. Tyrian and Adam were trying to kill them and they were the ones who started the fights. You fuck around, you're gonna find out.

[acandlesflame]

forget me not ₊˚❀.ೃ࿔*:･˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀

[pilot-boi]

Ok hear me out knighfall is the most toxic jaune x villain ship but topaz and silentknight are the most healthy

I mean, full disclosure, I’ve never understood Silent Knight

I get rare pairs and all that jazz, but even after V9 I’m not sure Jaune has even spoken to her once. Healthy doesn’t come into the picture when your relationship is purely theoretical

[tmiegrl]

pink and brown ﹒ 𐙚 ˚ ﹒⟢

[eroticlamb]

philosophy body wash ♡ ‧ ₊ ˚ ⋅ ౨ৎ ‧ ₊ .ᐟ

[lesbianneopolitan]

Neopolitan from RWBY as Luna Snow, or Pink Luna Snow…

She may not be able to sing, but at least she can change the ice for mirror pieces?

[iheartmothz]

epic neo posting

[sillys-little-blog]

neapolitan ice cream 🍨 🎀🍼

[shana340artblog]

For my AU of Neopolitan I liked all the outfits on the roster so I think shes gonna be the character that just wears something different everytime lmfao. This is an old design I made in the past, and it's still one of the most fun i got to draw!

[chcoful]

being a beautiful princess is a full time job

[howlingday]

Neo: (Blinks)

Roman: NEO'S RIGHT, FELLAS!

Mercury: Wait, you can understand her?

Roman: Of course I can! Neo here is the voice of reason on this team!

Cinder: She doesn't have a voice, though...

Emerald: I think that says more about us than it does about her.

[yeritos]

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