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Jaune: last night was fun right guys

(F)Ren/nora/pyrrha: yes it was jaune ~

Jaune: hmm what up

Nora: fearless leader do you now what day it is

Jaune: ummm November 1st… oh my grandpa’s birthday I need to call him I think he’s 60 now

Pyrrha: oh you may need to call him later because we need to make sure of something

Jaune: what?

Ren: well jaune some men like to do this little challenge during November

Nora: and we need to see if your doing it

Jaune: oh yeah that Neptune and sun were talking about it and we kinda all agreed to do it

Nora: hmmm we thought as much jaune-jaune

Pyrrha: and just so you know jaune… we’re sorry

Jaune: why?

Suddenly he was tossed into a bag and hauled out of his room

Jaune: *Remove from bag* where am I

Yang: well lover boy some would say heaven

Blake: others hell

He looks to see Yang dressed as a sexy angel with the skimpiest of bikinis, and Blake equally so but as a devil

Nora: but it’ll be awesome

Ren: indeed

Both dressed as slave girls

Pyrrha: so shall we begin

Ruby: yes but we need to wait for our last two participants

Ruby dressed as a sexy vampire with little bats over her breasts, while Pyrrha is in what one could call a chain mail string bikini she was the sexiest of gladiators

Jaune: what’s going on and are you guys wearing your costumes from yesterday

Yang: well sort of with some pleasurable modifications

Pyrrha: as to what’s going on jaune, let’s just say after our time with you… we just want to give you everything you’ve given to us

Suddenly the door opened revealing Glynda Goodwitch in a slutty witch costume and Weiss dressed as a depraved princess

Glynda: good Mr. Arc is here shall we start

Weiss: hmph I can’t believe you all talked me into this

Nora: what are you talking about ice queen you practically giddy the whole time we were planning this

Weiss: s-shut up

Yang: everyone yanging around and let’s get this party started

Jaune: oh what will we be doing

Everyone: you!!!!

Jaune: oh brothers help

(No)

Jaune: shit

(One day later)

Jaune:water!!!

Yang: drink up lover boy we’re not done

Jaune: aura don’t fail me ahhhhhh-

(Day 5)

Jaune: 5 days… they drained me for 5 days

Glynda: you lasted far longer than I expected jaune

Jaune: why me

Glynda: I’m fairly certain each and everyone of us had our reasons

Jaune: and they are

Glynda:…

(Flashback)

Said girls where tied to chairs in a dark room only lit by a single lamp hanging from the ceiling

Ruby: where are we

Blake: how did we get here

Ren: I can’t move

Glynda: hmm this all seems familiar

Yang: good gods they tied up my tits

Weiss: mmmph mmmph

Pyrrha: 😁

Nora: hey Pyrrha why aren’t you tied up *gasp* you did this

Pyrrha: no nora but someone else did

???: allow me my future daughter in law

A tall blond woman enters from the shadows

Glynda: juniper I knew this had to be your handy work

Juniper: now now Glyndy we have much to discuss

Flashback ends

Jaune: gods above mom

Jaune arc

Status: failed

Sun wukong

Status: passed

Neptun vasilias

Status: NNN world champion

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Jaune: *chained to a bed* uuummm

Blake: shhh jaune *presses a finger to his lips* this is a compromise

Kali: mmmmm he’s quite handsome

Yang: I know we talked about this but… why am I here

Blake: well babe we promised 2 things to each other, 1. That if we brought someone in to our bed we’d share.

Yang: yeah and we chose jaune because out of all the men we know he’s like the best and wouldn’t cause Nora to hunt us down a kill us

Blake: precisely, now onto the second promise. if we want kids you need to have them.

Kali: and that’s where I come in, because I’ll be damned if I don’t get blond kitties

Yang: so…

Blake: we both get to be pregnant

Kali: all three of us dear

Jaune: and I’m chained up because

Kali: oh I had the most delightful chat with a beautiful blonde woman

Jaune: no…

Kali: and a lovely couple her daughter I do believe, and her daughters wife

Jaune no no

Kali: and they said and I quote “grandbabies/ niece and or nephews… by. Any. Means. Necessary”

Jaune: NO… MOM. This is like the 400th attempt to get grandchildren

Kali: let’s not make her try 401

Yang: come to mama vomit boy

Blake: just like in ninjas of love

Jaune: damn it mom and your trashy book

Blake: What are you wearing?

Kali: This is my "Give me grandkittens or I'll give you siblings" outfit.

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Pyrrha: jaune for the last time that was just a nightmare

Jaune: haunt me no more you foul specter

Pyrrha: gods damn it… your lucky your adorable

Outside

Nora: he he he fearless leader is losing it, best prank ever

???: what are you doing

Nora: … renny?

Ren: ….

Nora: I gave jaune some edibles and convinced him, his nightmare about Pyrrha was real

Ren:…. No pancake

Nora:😱

Pyrrha: Babe! I’m home!

Jaune: Get out of my head. You died. This isn’t real.

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Roman stuffing a suspicious brown paper bag in his coat: oh that’s what you meant… well (pulls out his scroll) I got pics 1000 Lien for panty shots 10000 lien for topless and 100000 for full nudes

Jaune: they are my friends you can’t temp me with your sweet sweet offer

Roman: how about 500 lien and I’ll give you their scroll number

Jaune : deal

Jaune Is An Addict...

Jaune: I have a confession to make...

I'm-I'm a Heroine addict....

I know it's hard for me to admit it.

Which means I'm addicted to...

Strong!

Beautiful!

Women!

Jaune: Woooo!

Hot damn!

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Mama Arc: my baby 😭

Pyrrha: why did I listen to him

Papa Arc: (saluting) just like all arc men before him 😢 save me

Jaune: Live by the thigh, die by the thigh. That is the Arc way.

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Jaune: interesting my dad says the same about my mom

Tai: your dad talks about his first time with you mother with you

Jaune: you sir don’t know us arcs

Yang: IN THIS WORLD IT'S FUCK OR BE FUCKED!

Jaune: I- I don't think that's right?

Yang: OH, YOU WANNA GO VOMIT BOY?

Jaune: W-Well-

Yang: *Tears Jaune's pants off*

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Yang: *Passed out in her bed, hips, thighs, chest and stomach covered in bruises and hickies.*

Jaune: *Sneaking out to get water* ... Hello Sir.

Tai: ... I would be Angry about this, if this had not happened between her own mother and I. I understand you had very little choice in it.

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Ten years later (dragonslayer)

It has been 10 years after jaune arc and yang Xaio long got married

Villager: run sir it a grim

Jaune: don’t worry we are a huntsman

Showing jaune, yang, and ren

Villager #2: oh hooray we’re saved

A hulking Goliath charges at jaune. He only stands there, and as the beast hits a large cloud of dust appears

Villager: oh no!!!

Ren: don’t worry

Yang: yeah my husband is tougher than some over grown elephant

As the dust clears you see jaune glowing like a white bonfire holding the Goliath off with one hand

Yang: woooo gett’em baby

And with the order given he swings his sword in claymore form down on the grim bisecting tge beast

Later

Villager: you must have trained for years to be this good

Jaune: uhhh no

Villager: what!!! But you kicked that grim’s but

Jaune: yeah I didn’t train to be this way.

He leans in

Jaune: my wife made we this way

Villager: huh

Jaune: when Mrs. Arc is in the mood you ain’t done till she is

Villager: /// I didn’t want or need to know that

Yang: there you are lover boy

She grabs him by the back of the collar and starts dragging him away

Yang: mama’s feeling frisky

Jaune: when you tell my tale, leave this part out

Villager: there goes a brave man, and I’m luck to not have a wife like that

Ren: yeah but you don’t have to sleep in the tent next to them

Villager: oh you poor bastard

Ren: oh I’ll get my revenge (he smiles evilly) we have a mission with my leader and wife next month

Villager: damn… this some kind of feud with you guys

Ren back to being stoic: no why do you ask

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DON’T INTERRUPT

JNPR dorm

Jaune making out with Yang when he gropes her breast

Yang: mmmph

Jaune: sorry, too soon?

Yang: no no, it felt good but normally something would interrupt me when ever I got this far

Jaune: oh well let’s enjoy ourselves before that happens

Outside

Mama Arc: now tai, you just sit right there and be a good.

Tai Yang Xaio long: (tied up and gagged)mfffmmph

Mama Arc: neither you or them (she points to Ruby, Blake, and Pyrrha, tho are also bound and gagged) are going to interrupt my baby giving me grandchildren

Ozpin:…

Mama Arc: our deal

Ozpin: sadly this years contraceptive implants were defective

She hand over a briefcase full of expensive coffee beans

Ozpin: and wouldn’t you know it our infirmary is all out of contraceptives as well

Mama Arc: and you?

Points to Nora

Nora: I poked holes in his condoms, but why didn’t you do it before he left for beacon

Hands over arc family pancake’s

Mama Arc: because my babies so clever he left them at home and brought some here

Moaning can be heard from the dorm

Mama Arc: and mission accomplished, now my dear new daughter Nora

Nora: yes mama!!!

Mama Arc: you can release them once it gets quite (she leans in) then we can start on the next one

Nora: Pyrrha?

Mama Arc: yep, you clever girl 

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Me: look a distraction

They look wile I put on please teacher

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Yang: at least my man can prove he gets some unlike your bitch ass

Jaune: YANG not in front of the kids

Jaune: *Trying to herd his nine kids*

Rando: That guy couldn't pull out of a parking spot ...

Jaune: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY WIFE IS A LEG-LOCKER!

Rando: ...

Jaune: Please forget I said that.

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Jaune: wow

Yang: yeah dame lover boy

Jaune: we make a great pear

Yang:��

Jaune: yang ?

Yang: round 2 NOW!!!

Jaune: Someone broke into my dorm last night and stole all my fruit.

Yang: That sucks.

Jaune: It left me peachless.

Yang: ...

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Married life (velvet)

Velvet: *humming a tune while being a loving house wife* all done with dinner

Her ears perk up

Velvet: oh my big strong husband is here

The door opens the reveal jaune arc velvets newlywed husband

Jaune: honey bunny I’m home

Velvet: jauney your home

She practically pounced on him

Jaune: vel ~mmm~ we need ~mm~ to stop

Velvet l: mwa no mwa never mwa I missed you

Jaune: but what about our friends

Velvet: about them

Flash back

Pyrrha: well if it isn’t the slut bunny

Ruby: yeah what Pyrrha said

Blake: I agree

Yang: yeah even the cat agrees

Blake: shut up Yang

Velvet: you think you little girl could handle my mmmm~ strong mmmm~ manly mmmm~ jaune

Pyrrha: he’s mine

She jumps at her only to be expertly slammed by a kung fu bunny

Velvet: oh I love how, with my husband semblance my muscle memory is so much better

Blake: in bed to

Velvet just blushes with a blissful look on her face

Ruby: well the point is moot because we are just the distraction

Velvet: what

Yang: yeah coco is already on her way to kidnap jaune

Weiss: hopefully she won’t kill him, you know because of that whole ��he still my bun bun”

They all cringe at the memory of coco making an ass of herself

Velvet: oh she was your distraction I’ve already handled her

Rwbyp: how ????

Elsewhere

Coco surrounded by torn clothing: NOOOOOOOO

Back with group

Velvet: oh I know my former team leader and partner well but Alas I’m retired. The house wife life for this hit sexy soon to be milf bunny, now ta ta for now

She starts to skip away not before turning around

Velvet: oh by the way I told my new mother In law you all where preventing me from giving her grandchildren

Rwbyp: ???

Crash

Mama Arc: WHO IS STOPING MY GRANDBABBY ARMY

Rwbyp: *gulp*

Velvet: them mama

Mama Arc: RRRRRAAAAAAAA

End flash back

Velvet: they got called on a last minute mission

Jaune: Wait even ren and Nora?

Velvet: no they are too busy taking care of little Thor (so glad I didn’t have to take care of them mama arc wouldn’t hurt her adopted daughter)

Jaune: oh so I guess we have the house to ourselves

Velvet: yes now come with me I have a nice meal for you. A mama Arc recipe

Jaune: oh boy which one

Velvet: she calls it pregnancy prep

Jaune: oh no

Velvet: oh yes!!!!!!

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Rk: I know they made comics, they made me sound like a dork

Cinder:….

Rk: shut up!

Truly, a follow up of a kind.

RK: *looking inside his empty wallet* Shit.

Kid Cinder: *sigh* No money?

RK: *closing his wallet and putting it back in his armor* It was already a miracle i still had enough for the transport. The price sur did inflate in 10 years... *Side eying Cinder*

Cinder: ... What?

RK: *shaking his head* Nothing, was just reminded of why it was so pricey in the day. *Sigh* I guess i should get a job or something. Or we might just starve and freeze to death like idiots.

Cinder: ... *Sheepishly looking away*

RK: ... Cinder?

Cinder: *slightly blushing* W-well, i know you said i shouldn't steal and all...

RK: *sigh* Cinder...

Cinder: B-but i had... "Borrowed" some money from the madame. Little by little.

RK: So you stole from her.

Cinder: *flustered* Can you blame me!? It's not like she was going to give me a salary!

RK: ... I guess not. *Sigh* Fine, how much do we have then.

Cinder: ... *Whispering* 3000 lien...

RK: ...

Cinder: ...

RK: ... Cinder, that's enough for a car.

Cinder: *a little upset* Do you want the money or not?!

RK: Fine, fine. *Sigh* at least you didn't take everything in one go.

Cinder: Oh, speaking of car, what are you planning to do with Juniper?

RK: ... What does it have to do with Juniper?

Cinder: She's your vehicle, yes?

RK: *looking at Juniper who is lazily sleeping next to them* That's a bit derogatory, but i see what you mean... I'll be honest, i don't really know. It's not like there was a Jackalope ranch somewhere, right? And even then, i wouldn't part away from her.

Cinder: Then what about now? Where are we going?

RK: Probably mistral? It's a den of criminal and i kinda have to stop a coward from killing a bunch of people.

Cinder: *eyes shining* Oh! Like in your adventures! The one against the corrupted king!

RK: ... Lewis really wrote my entire life in books, uh?

Cinder: *point to the bookstore* They even made comics!

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Goodwitch: well mister Arc you will show me exactly what you were doing and I’ll correct your mistake

Jaune: what???

Goodwitch: you Ms. Rose will watch so you can learn too

Ruby: o-ok

Goodwitch: now (leans in closer to jaune) jaune I’m your training partner ara~ara~

Goodwitch: Would you care to explain to me how you managed to shatter your pelvis?

Jaune: ...*glances at Ruby*

Ruby: *hiding in her hood, face as red as her namesake*

Jaune: Training accident.

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Nora: cute boy ozpin

Oscar: you dare to mock a son of a shepherd

Ozpin: Lionheart has betrayed us!

Lionheart: *readies his weapon*

Oscar: You have broken the celery stick on the back of a sea urchin!

Lionheart: What did he say…?!?!

Oscar: SHACKLAKA!!!! *whacks Lionheart with his cane*

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Salem: Ozma…you look so small in your newest form! 😏

Oscar: Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!

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Jaune: Okay…so how does this dance go…? 🤔

Oscar: Here, let me demonstrate…

Oscar: *clears his throat* 😌

Jaune: 🙂 ?

Oscar: THAT’S MY HORSE!!! 🤬

Oscar: *breaks a chair over Jaune’s head*

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Jaune: oh… sorr-

Ruby: (grabs his hand) just how I like em

Blake: (grabs other hand) me too

Jaune: I’ve never held hands with a girl would you please be my first?

Ruby: Filthy! Perverted! Exhibitionist!

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Ruby: jaune your being silly

Jaune: yeah I know

Ruby: it’ll be both

Jaune: good lord your going to brake my aura aren’t you

Ruby: don’t I always (slaps his butt)

Jaune: We’re going mattress shopping.

Ruby: And once we do we’ll have to break it in.

Jaune: Oh I hear what you’re saying: Mattress trampoline!

Jaune: Wait no. You were talking about sex.