#jaune arc x yang xiao long

[juanarc-thethird]

The art of seduction.

Jaune: Yang, look.

Yang: Hm?

Jaune: *he takes out a hose* Hose...

Yang: ?

Jaune: *He puts a small mariachi hat on the hose* José :D

Yang:...

Jaune: *Nervous* You... You didn't like it?

Yang: I'm going to fuck you so hard.

[smh0217]

Jaune: What are you doing?

Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.

Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?

Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Meeting the Brothers

Jaune: Okay Yang, welcome to maison de Arc. *opens door*

Yang: Woooooah! *smiles* Pretty fancy place! Almost gives Ice Queen a run for her money.

Jaune: Eh, it's nothing special.

Yang: Jaune, you have three full sets of armour standing in your living room, a pool table, massage chairs, a HUGE flatscreen TV and sculpture of a lion!

Jaune: Hehe, yeah. Dad always did go crazy with the decorations. Anyway, it's a good thing he and mom are away for the weekend. *grabs Yang and lifts her up*

Yang: *giggles* Jaune! When did you get so forward?

Jaune: What can I say? I had a very good teacher. *smirks*

Yang: Well then, how about I give you a Grade A kiss?

Jaune: Yes pleaee, Miss Xiao Long.

Jaune gently placed her down and Yang draped her arms across his shoulders. They leaned in closer, their lips about to touch.

Noir: Hey Jaune! You didn't tell me we were expecting company!

Blanc: Yeah! I would've been out of my PJs!

Yang: Hm? Wha? *looks up* Oh hello there.

Blanc/Noir: Hi. *wave hands*

Jaune: Hey! Weren't you two supposed to be babysitting Adrien over in Argus?

Noir: *walks down* That was the plan, but Saphron and Terra ended up cancelling.

Blanc: *follows him* And we had nothing else to do, so we figured we'd crash here.

Jaune: But why tonight?! You knew I was bringing Yang over.

Yang: Jaune, relax. I don't mind. *turns to Noir and Blanc* So, who are you two lovely gentlemen?

Noir: Jaune's younger, and much cuter, brothers. Noir Arc. *bows*

Blanc: Blanc Arc. *kisses Yang's hand*

Yang: Awww. *chuckles*

Jaune: Oh for the love of-

Yang: The name's Yang. Yang Xiao Long.

Noir: It's nice to finally meet you. Jaune talks about you all the time.

Yang: Oh? *turns and smiles* Does he now?

Jaune: *blushes* Nononono. O-Of course I don't.

Blanc: Sure he does. We've heard a lot about what you get up to during missions. Kicking butts of bad guys, saving people from Grimm You're amazing!

Noir: Not to mention beautiful. Jaune really does have excellent taste.

Jaune: Noir!

Yang: Can't argue with that.

Jaune: Yang, don't encourage them.

Yang: Come on, they're just being nice. Are you really afraid of your younger brothers?

Jaune: N-No.

Blanc: Say Yang, if you ever get tired of Jaune, how about Noir and I go out with you? *smirks*

Noir: We'll pull out all the stops. A nice restaurant, a walk in the park, martial arts torunament, hot, sunny beach-

Jaune: Okay, time for bed. *lifts them up*

Blanc: Aw what?!

Noir: Not cool!

Jaune: You two must very tired. You deserve a nice, long rest.

Noir: We're not kids anymore! Come on!

Blanc: It's only 9:00PM!

Yang: Night boys.

Blanc: Night beautiful.

Noir: Call us!

Jaune: Grrrrr!

Yang: *laughing*

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Yang: Your dick doubles in length but the person you hate most gets their dick tripled in length. Would you take it?

Jaune: So my dick sextuples in length? Yeah fuck it. Watch out for my six inch dick.

[madman479r]

At Junior's bar, Jaune and Yang were seen sitting at a booth and sharing a laugh.

"Damn, VB, I never thought you could be so funny." Yang chuckled with her eyes closed.

Jaune took the moment to look at Yang and appreciate her beauty. The way her nose scrunched up, how contagious her laugh was and how her golden hair seemed to glow like a low fire in the light.

When Jaune first arrived at Beacon and saw Yang, he thought she was drop dead gorgeous (but then again all the girls at Beacon were, was looking like a super model a requirement?) and wanted to try his luck with talking to her.

That was until he barfed all over her boots, yeah not a great first impression. And when he saw how she carried herself, her confidence, her charisma, Jaune knew he had no chance. Yang was probably asked out a lot by guys. Better looking, better fighters. What chance did he have?

But at least he could be her friend, and enjoy moments like this with her.

Jaune manged to gather himself in time as Yang's eyes opened again once her laughter calmed down. "Yeah, one could say I'm funnier than you." Jaune regretted his words immediately after saying them.

'What the fuck, jaune?!' The Knight thought to himself. 'You don't say you're funnier than a girl who likes her jokes!' Now he had surely blundered this whole night.

But strangely, Yang didnt seem upset. If anything, she smirked at Jaune and took a long swig of her drink.

Jaune watched as a drop of the drink escaped the glass, running down her rosy cheek, down her neck, past her collarbone and into the depths of her bust.

Jaune snapped his gaze back to Yang, hoping she would think his red face was just from drinking.

But he caught her eye, she had watched him. Jaune felt shameful, anticipating the jaw breaking slap she'd give him for being a perv.

But no slap came, if anything she had a tinge of amusement in her beautiful eye.

Once she downed the burning liquid, Yang smiled at Jaune, the smile made him feel like she was a predator and he was the prey.

"Oh really? Well how about this one? I'm sure it'll leave you speechless." Yang challenged and leaned in towards Jaune.

Jaune had to focus on Yang's lilac eyes, doing his best to not give into temptation and let his eyes wander to her inviting cleavage. Again.

"So, there's three boy mice and a girl mouse, they're all stuck in a room with no doors or windows. One of the boy mice asks the girl mouse how to get out, and the girl replied with "sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you in the morning". He does and the next day, he is gone. The second boy mouse askes the girl mouse how to get out, and she says "sleep with me tonight and I'll tell you in the morning". The next day, he is gone too." Yang said before giving Jaune an intense look.

"Do you wanna know how the last mouse got out of the box?" She asked.

Jaune nodded, though he expected to hear some cheesy punchline or something.

What he didn't expect was for Yang to move closer to Jaune, practically pressing herself to him, half sitting on his lap. Jaune made to question her with a stuttering voice and red face until he felt Yang's warm breath against his ear, making him shiver as she finishes the joke.

"Sleep with me tonight, and I'll tell you in the morning.~"

Yang pulled away to face Jaune, her eyes looking deep into his own as she bit her lip.

Jaune, in fact, was speechless, so he simply nodded with a open mouth, letting himself be dragged by a giggling Yang off to somewhere else.

The next couple of minutes were a blur to him, up until they reached a hotel.

In the morning, Jaune forgot to ask how the mouse got out, but he'd certainly never forget the night they spent together.

[gotham-arts]

Long overdue art post!

Tis the season y'all...you know what that means....

Christmas Dragonslayer!!!!

@soldieroflandb @jagged-arc

I wanna wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Yule, Kwanzaa and a Happy New Year.

Thank you all for your likes, follows and support. I know I haven't been posting much lately cause of life stuff but I wanted to do something for the Holidays.

[darksaiyangoku]

@rwbysworld Funny story, I made a post about how, in one universe, Jaune is Spider-Man and Yang is Spider-Gwen and this just fits too perfectly. Lord help Yang when she has to partner up with symbiote-Jaune on a misson! XD

Oscar (crouched beside Jaune): What are we waiting for?! Let's get him.

Jaune (stops him, wearing the black suit): No...... He's Mine

Oscar: Are you sure? He's got, like,.... big teeth.

Jaune (turns to Oscar): ... So do i.. (swings away)

Oscar: Okay.... that was actually cool.

Meanwhile....

Yang (takes a sip from her soda before pausing): ....I now have the sudden urge to have Jaune nail me up against the wall...

Blake: ....What?

[leorobotsworld]

Yang: You're killing my tough huntress personality

Jaune: Who's a good girl?

Yang: *blushing* ...me

[juanarc-thethird]

Getting Even

Jaune: *Staring at a door *

Ren: What are you doing?

Jaune: I'm waiting for Yang.

Ren: For...?

Jaune: Well, I'm tired of her pulling pranks on me all the time. So I came up with a plan to be even with her. Hehehe, my revenge will be sweet.

Ren: And what is your plan?

Jaune: Secret.

Ren: That doesn't sound good.

Jaune: Relax, my plan will not fail.

Yang: *Comes in*

Jaune *Quietly* She's here!

Jaune: Hey Yang!

Yang: What's up?

Jaune: Do you know Suk Mai?

Yang: Suk Mai?

Jaune: Suck my nuts! Hahahaha!

Yang: Ok

Jaune: What?

Yang: I'll do it. Drop your pants.

Jaune: *Confuse* What's going on?

Yang: I'm going to suck your balls, that's what's going on.

Jaune: Wait, it was a joke.

Yang: But I'm not joking.

Jaune: *Worry* B-But

Yang: You know what, I'm going to suck your dick too.

Jaune: *Grabs Ren's arm* Ren help me!

Yang: Where do you think you're going? *She grabs Jaune by the waist and puts him on her shoulder* You're coming with me, sweet cheeks. I'm going to leave you dry~💕 *Leaves*

Jaune: Ren!!!!

Ren: *Praying* Good luck.

Jaune: RENNNN!!!!

[smh0217]

Yang, trying to use a pickup line on Jaune: Are you going on a trip? Because you sure are packin.

Jaune: Well that would be a lie. And I don’t want to date a liar, sooo.

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: The Punmaster

Jaune: You know something, Yang? I should start calling you Cabbage.

Yang: Is it because I'm such a sweetheart? *smirks*

Jaune: Wha- how did you know that?

Yang: Face it, honey, you can't out pun the punmaster. *winks*

Jaune: Aw man and it took me all day to come up with that one.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Yang: Any questions so far?

Jaune: How big are those tiddies?

Yang: D cups.

Jaune: Thanks.

Yang: No problem.

[madman479r]

Jaune laid on his bed, a comic of X-Ray & Vav, a cold soda beside him and the warm sunlight through the window. Today was one of the few times he had him personal time alone. Don't get him wrong, he loved his friends and team but growing up in a home of 10 people can leave a person, especially a young man, wanting some alone time.

Jaune sighed, feeling peace and tranquillity. Nothing could spoil this mo-

*BAM!*

*BANG!*

"Heyfearlessleaderyouwouldnotbelievethedayihaddidyouknowsapcanbereallystickyandhardtogetoutofhairifanyoneknocksdontletthemit!" Nora burst into the room, nearly breaking the door off its hinges and slammed the door the door just as quickly, speaking a mile a minute, not even stopping for breath as she started to move her bed in front of the door.

Jaune sat up as he tried to decipher what Nora had just said. "Nora-- wait-- slowdown, what are you doing? What did you just say?"

Before Nora could say anything, a thunderous pounding came from the door. "NORA, OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!"

Jaune slowly turned to a sheepish Nora who tried to look innocent. "...If anyone knocks, don't let them in." Nora said in a high pitched voice.

Jaune gave another sigh, this one in mourning at the loss of his alone time. Jaune crawled over to Nora's bed which was blocking the door and gingerly put her ear up to the door. "Yang? It's Jaune." He said through the wood.

"VOMIT BOY! OPEN THIS DOOR!" Had Jaune's head been a few inches to the left, he would have had his head bashed in by Yang's furious whack on the door as it bent the wood slightly on Impact.

"Holy fu--" Jaune swallowed his fear and tried again. "Yang! I won't open this door if you attempt to hurt Nora. So unless you take a breath, calm down and promise you won't hurt Nora, I'm not opening this door and don't even think about breaking down this door because you and I both fear Miss Goodwitch more than I fear you." Jaune said.

A few tense seconds passed, Jaune wondering if Yang was too enraged to fear the threat of Glynda before he heard a deep inhale and exhale.

"I'm. Calm." Yang didn't sound too calm but Jaune had known Yang long enough to tell when she was willing to listen even when angry.

"And?"

"...I promise I won't permanently injury Nora." That was probably the best he was gonna get.

"Here goes nothing." Jaune muttered and moved the barricade out of the way and took a deep breath before opening the door.

Before him was a crimson eyed, flaming and seriously pissed off huntress-in-training who was glaring at him with crossed arms.

So far he hadn't had his face caved in nor been violently moved out of the way so that was a good sign.

Jaune motioned for Yang to come in which she did but Jaune made sure to at least keep himself between Yang and Nora. "Okay, can you explain to me what exactly happened." Jaune asked.

Yang glared at Nora as she spoke. "This fucking idiot got sap. In. My. HAIR!"

Jaune paused mand looked up at Yang's golden locks, not seeing anything wrong with it. "I don't see any--" Yang turned around and lifted up her hair to reveal the underside was stained and ruined with the red sticky substance.

"Oh." Jaune lamely said.

Yang turned back around and growled. "So either you ask Ozpin for a new member of your team or both Ren and Pyrrha are gonna need new partners." Yang gave her ultimatum and advanced toward Nora.

Jaune quickly got between the two again. "Wait! Wait! Waitwaitwaitwait!"

"Out of the way, Vomit boy." Yang set her eyes on Jaune now.

"I can fix it! Your hair! I can fix it!" Jaune said loudly.

Yang paused at his words before snorting. "Bullshit."

"No!" Jaune got in front of Yang again. "It's true. I've cut hair before."

"Pubic hair doesn't count." Yang scoffed.

"No, I mean I've cut my sisters' hair before. Our usual barber wasn't available anymore and they needed it done for a family photo. Ever since then I've been their hairdresser. I-i actually have my gear with me." Jaune explained.

Yang's eyes, still red with anger, looked at Jaune with scrutiny before she closed her eyes and gave another growl, this one not sounding as scary as before.

Yang walked over to the chair at the desk and dragged it back to Jaune before planting herself onto it with crossed arms.

"If I don't like it, you die before Nora." Yang left the threat hanging in the air as Jaune gulped loudly.

"S-sure. Nora, could you-" Jaune looked to find Nora had disappeared while he had distracted Yang. Jaune sighed again and went to get his scissors and such.

**Later**

Jaune nervously backed away from Yang once he had finished, waiting for Yang to decide his fate, so far Yang had kept her eyes shut, not yet seeing his completed work. "A-all done."

Yang took off the tarp that covered her and stood up. "Sorry, VB, all you did was give Nora a head sta-" Yang finally opened her eyes and saw her reflection in a nearby mirror. Her hair... wasn't ruined. If anything... it looked... Good! Her hair was pulled back into a ponytail but still kept her wild, fluffy like locks with her fringe untouched, the part of her hair that was ruined by the sap was cut off, with a 180 undercut that didn't look terrible. (Source/artist unknown)

Yang continued to examine her new hairdo and remained silent, turning to Jaune with an unreadable expression.

Jaune flinched back and closed his eyes, waiting for the pain to come.

Jaune suddenly felt a hand grab his collar and nearly cried out until a pair of soft lips pressed onto his.

After a few seconds, Yang pulled away and Jaune looked at her with wide eyes.

Yang smirked and winked. "Not bad. Lover boy. Maybe I should have you be my personal barber." She laughed and exited the dorm, hips swaying as she did, feeling more confident than usual.

Jaune stood starstruck and wondering what exactly just happened. But his mind couldn't move away from how soft Yang's lips were and how they tasted of strawberries.

[linkman447]

Yang: OBJCTION!!!

Yang: he need a fellow blond with big tits

Blake: and a kitten with a phat ass

Pyrrha: Arkos is the best ship for Jaune because I’m the only girl tall enough for his hoodie to fit!

Pyrrha: *poses like a model in stolen Punpkin Pete hoodie* 😏

[reashot]

Slaying the Dragon, Slaying the Depression 🐉

Jaune: Boo-hoo. I am so sad. Woe is me. The young male depression epidemic is real. Why aren't more people talking about this. Does society hate me because I'm a man. Is there truly no cure for such a malaise?

Yang:

[rachetmath]

Urge and Curiousity

Jaune: Um. Guys?

Ren: What's up Jaune?

Jaune: Remember that mission with that Grimm we just finished?

Oscar: Yeah, why?

Jaune: I just researched it and… we need to contain the girls.

Ren: Again, why?

Jaune: Yeah, this Grimm sprayed something on the girls which starts to affect their minds. This could cause them to behave differently than normal. Basically unleashing-

Ruby: Oscar~

Nora: Ren~

Jaune: Oh shit it's too late.

Oscar: Too late? What do you mean by “too late”?

Ren: Jaune what’s going -

Jaune: *already out and barricading the door* 

Oscar: Jaune. Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: Sorry fellas but… … this needs to be done. 

Ren: Jaune quit horsing around, let us out.

Jaune: Not until it's over. 

Oscar: Til what's over?

Jaune: Well the Grimm spray started influencing the girls to unleash their … urges.

Oscar: Okay -

Jaune: Sexual urges.

Ren and Oscar: *terrified*

Ren: Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: *silent and walks away* 

Ren: Jaune. Jaune! Jaune, you open this door! Jaune!! Jaune I swear if- I swear you will pay! Jaune!!!

After long sexual intense hours.

Nora: Phew I feel better.

Ruby: Oh my brothers, Oscar, I am sorry.

Ren: *down*

Oscar: *shock*

Jaune: *returns* Well guys, it seems you enjoyed yourselves.

Ren: Jaune.

Jaune: What's up Ren?

Ren: Fuck you.

Jaune: Damn sorry man I had to.

Ren: I hope you get it worse.

Yang: Well look who finally shows up.

Jaune: Yang, hey how's it- *trapped by a glyph* going? 

Weiss: *appears*

Jaune: Oh crap they are still-

Emerald: Oh no, we’re good. We’re just curious.

Weiss: *blushes*

Jaune: Huh.

Yang: Alright. Pants him. 

Blake: *removes his belt, pants and draws*

Jaune: *sword drops* Hey what the hell?!

Blake: Damn.

Weiss: Oh my God. 

Yang: Okay~ Blake.

Blake: Already done. She was right.

Yang: Alright Emerald you were right. He got it~ 

Emerald: I never miss the details. I told you he was packing. 

Yang: Mm-hmm~ In the front.

Blake: And the back. *Slaps Jaune ass* 

Jaune: Hey!

Weiss: Indeed. Emerald, how much do we owe you?

Emerald: *laughs* I don't want money. *Serious* I want first dibs. 

Weiss: What?!

Yang: Now hold on!

Emerald: No. No. I called it. I've seen it. I get first dibs.

Weiss: Excuse me but I was his first crush. Therefore I get the first try.

Yang: He is the brother to my sister therefore my husband so I get first dibs automatically.

Blake: I mean I slapped his ass before any of you so…

Yang: And since Blake is my girlfriend again I got dibs. Well second.

Weiss: Bull****!

Blake: Ladies. Ladies!

WEY: … …

Blake: We’ll draw straws to see who goes first. Besides, we got hours to deal with our favorite knight.

Jaune: Wh- what?

Yang: Okay. Come on. 

Jaune: Oh, no. *being carried out* 

Ren: Justice. 

Jaune: Ren.Oscar. Help me!

Ren: Oscar you heard something.

Oscar: … … …

Ren: Neither did I.

Jaune: *screams* 

After hours of rough sex.

Jaune: *unable to move*.

Ren: How does it feel now bitch?

Jaune: Damn it.

Oscar: … … 

Jaune: Is he-

Ren: He's breathing. I think.

Jaune: Have you checked?!

Ren: Hang on. *checks Oascar pulse* He’s breathing.

Jaune: Oh thank you.