#jaune x summer

[arc-misadventures]

Birdy Cheer Squad

Jaune: Alright, time for the championship match!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Why do I have to do this?!

Qrow: Because, you won the bet!

Summer: Yes, because you won the bet!

Jaune: Bet, what bet?! We never made any bet?!

Qrow: It was a bet made between me, Summer, and my sister.

Jaune: Involving me in some manner?

Qrow: Yep.

Summer: And, you made sure that we won the bet!

Qrow: Good job out there, Jaune!

Jaune: Less ass kissing, and more explaining! What was this bet?!

Summer: T-The bet was that if you could win the last bout on your own, you would fight in the championship!

Jaune: What kind of bet is that?!

Qrow: And, if Raven couldn't beat either of them she would have to take a forfeit!

Jaune: What forfeit?

Qrow: Uhh... Well, it was one that, Raven would hate.

Summer: But, one you would like!

Jaune: Your answers answer nothing...

Qrow: Just... go out there, and fight the championship bout, and you will see, Raven's forfeit.

Jaune: And, if I don't fight in this championship?

Summer: You don't get to see, Rae-Rae's forfeit, and you will regret it.

Jaune: Haa... Fine! Fine I will fight the championship... Only because of you two, and your horrible mistakes!

Summer: It was his fault with his stupid semblance!

Qrow: Like hell that was my fault! You're the one who's weapon misfired, and shot my foot!

Summer: And, you pulled me out of the ring, getting us both disqualified?!

Qrow: That's only because of your oversized cape!

Summer: It's a cloak, and don't you dare make fun of my cloak?!

Jaune: Haa... Why did, Ozpin make me in charge of this circus troupe...

~~~

Oobaleck: And welcome everyone to this, the championship match for the Vytal festival!

Port: That's right, Bart! This is the final match of the day, between, Beacon Academy's, first year student, the White Knight, Jaune Arc!

Jaune: Why the hell are they calling me a white knight?

Oobaleck: And, Haven Academy's forth year student, The Mad Dog, Gerald Bordaigo!

Jaune: Mad Dog? White Knight is a little bland... but, it ain't as cringe as Mad Dog...

Gerald: Hey, what did you say?!

Jaune: I said your nickname is cringe.

Gerald: You wanna fucking go kid!

Jaune: We're about to have a match so... Yes?

Gerald: Then let's do THISSSS!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Cringe...

Port: Alright then everyone! Let the match... BEGIN!

Jaune: Haa... Okay... let's...

: J-Janue!

Jaune: Huw, Raven what are you...?! What the hell are you wearing?!!

Raven:

Raven: G-GO JAUNE! Y-Y-YOU CAN DO IT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! WINNN!!!

Jaune: Gahh?!

Gerald: (Whistles~!) Damn~! And, that a smoking hot babe~! Hey is she yours blondie? Hey, if I win this I get the lady~! Don't worry, I'll treat her to a nice evening~!

Jaune: The fuck did you just say?!

Gerald: So, what do you say? Do we have a...!?

(Kr-crack!)

PO: OOOOOOHHHHH?!

Gerald: Ahhhhhh.....?!!?!

(Thud!)

Port: I think I speak for all the men here. But, that has gotta hurt!

Oobaleck: Even I flinched from that kick...

Jaune: You better stay the fuck away from my woman! No get up, and prepare for a beat down unlike any other you bastard!

Gerald: ...

Jaune: ...

Gerald: ...

Jaune: ...

(Kick, kick...)

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I think I killed him...

Port: It seems like, Mr. Bordaigo is unable to battle... Mr. Arc wins!

Oobaleck: Someone brings a stretcher for, Mr. Bordaigo... He's going to need it...

Jaune: Wait... I won?

Raven: Good job, Jaune! Come back here, and claim your reward~!

Jaune: Reward...?

Jaune: Can I go! I need to claim my reward! NOW!

~~~

Summer: THat worked...

Qrow: A little too well really...

Summer: Well, I need to get going, Jaune's getting his reward after all~!

Qrow: But, my sister is...?

Summer: I am also his reward! I would have join, Raven in her cheerleader outfit, but I didn't have one so I couldn't join her!

Qrow: O-Okay...

Summer: Good! Now wait for me my loves~!

Qrow: ...

Qrow: Bloody blondes... why does he get all the girls...?

///

Here's another one for you, @lar-mx

Link to ART

[brokentrafficknight]

Summer's "Surprise"

Summer: *Texting Jaune* Think you can come over tonight~?

Jaune: We can see? Have something in mind?

Summer: I do but it's a surprise. Wanna take a guess~?

Jaune: ...

[juanarc-thethird]

(don't know if this was asked or not) Jaune getting a vday card from summer or a vday video (lol)

Valentine's Day letters. (Summer)

Jaune: Ruby's mom sent me a Valentine's letter? How curious.

He opens the letter and says:

I know I'm your friend's mom, But I can't deny it. I want you deep in me, And feel your warmth inside me~💋

Jaune: *Horny as fuck* Forgive me Ruby, but I'm going to be your new stepdad.

[misterlazer]

Monday Afternoon

Summer: *Jumps awake, about to panic again* Oh right, l'm an adult! I don't go to school.

Summer: *Goes back to sleep*

Summer: Wait... I'M A TEACHER!!!

Morning Panic

Summer: *Taking a nap*

Summer: *Suddenly wakes up* I'm going to be late for the bus!

Summer: *Scrambles to get ready for school*

Jaune: ...Summer.

Summer: *stops in the middle of putting her skirt on* Yeah?

Jaune: You're 40 and it's 2pm on a Saturday.

Summer: ...That's... right.

Jaune: Does Signal even have a bus?

Summer: It does not.

[reashot]

The Last Of The Silver-Eyed Wolf.

Wolf Ruby: *happily playing with her chew toys*

(Boy, I sure do love being a wolf faunus. 🐺)

Wolf Summer: Ruby, we need to talk.

Ruby: *woof* I mean yes, mommy. What is it about? *Panting* 🐶

Summer: Oh Ruby, There is no other way to tell you this, but I have been told that we are the last of the silver-eyed faunus.

Ruby: Oh, I guess that is a bad thing then?

Summer: It is Ruby. And right now the government is setting up a mating program to help maintain our population. And guess what Ruby, they already prepared one for you.

Ruby: *wolf gasp*

NO!!!

My Body, My Choice! And I choose to refuse to procreate!

I do not consent to this. You can't just ask me to give birth like a common tramp, I am a proud wolf faunus. I will only give birth when I decide I want to.

And right now I don't want a damn mutt to take care of. In fact, I'll probably abort the little bastard anyway if I somehow get pregnant. So no mom I don't want no government assigned mate.

Summer: Wow Ruby, a simple no would be enough. I mean he is standing right there you know.

Ruby: !!! 😧

Jaune: Hi. My name is Jaune. Nice to meet you.

Ruby:

Jaune: What?

Ruby: I mean breed to meet... I mean nice to breed you.... I mean nice to meet... So I can breed... I mean, what I wanted to say is that it is nice to meet you. (Please don't be weirded out)

Jaune: Right... So I heard you didn't want to mate with me? And I completely agree with you. If you want I can ask someone else to be your mating partner.

Ruby: *woofy gasp*

No!

Jaune: No? But I thought you don't want to.

Ruby: I changed my mind.

My species needs to be saved from the brink of extinction. And I want no one other than you to be my baby daddy.

In fact we can do it right now.

*pounce Jaune*

Summer: Well I guess I better leave you two alone with making grandchildren.

Jaune: Oh dear....

Ruby: *slurp*

My what big di*k you have Jaune... 😋

[rocknroll7575]

X men AU

Logan: What are you 2 doing?

Jaune: Scott told me that he doesn't actually shoot laser beams out of his eyes but instead pure kinetic energy

Scott: And because kinetic energy turns to thermal energy were seeing if I can cook an entire chicken with them

Logan: Are you insane that Chicken doesn't even have any Seasoning

*Emma, Storm, Rogue, & Wanda looking at the three with confused looks as the three men try to cook more food with Scotts powers*

Rogue: What are those idiots doin'?

Storm: I think they are trying to cook dinner using Scotts powers

Wanda: *Rolls eyes but smiles* Men and their odd hobbies

Emma: Honestly, can't they do something more productive?

Rogue: Honestly, its either this or therapy for them

[lovingdabeessss]

RWBY MEMESSSSS

Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news

[arc-misadventures]

Okay, first off, Jaune is the harem protagonist.

It's more, or less considered the harem protagonist. And, so is, Weiss for some reason...

Anyway. Jaune's list of 'patrons.'

Salem:

One has to be her obviously. She is the evil deity that seeks the destruction of the world. least that's what people think based upon her visage. She's actually an absolute sweetheart that just wants to spend time around people.

However, she will go into an absolute blood frenzy if anyone harms children in her presence; the last time that happened she leveled an entire city in her rage. This is how she earned her moniker as a 'evil' deity.

Kali:

In essence, she is the deity of the faunas. Believed to be the guardian of all the animal kin, and the originator of their species as a whole. Believed to be an amalgamation of every possible animal trait everchanging as she embodies the various monsters, and tempers of the beast she came resembles.

In reality, at least to, Jaune, she is a cat faunas of a milf next door that's been trying to seduce him in various ways: Such as pampering him, washing his back in naught but a towel, surprising him in his bead. And, of course, smothering him at every given opportunity to smother him with her chest.

Raven:

The carrion master, often believed to be the, Grimm Reaper, the embodiment of death. Many of the warlocks under her patronage are guardians, and stewards of the dead. Many calling upon the dead to fight their battles.

In reality that was just what her patrons did with her powers. The truth would be to say she was more of a trickster, and thief deity. Often playing various tricks on, Jaune, and stealing his stuff, ranging from his food, seaters, underwear, his virginity.

Willow:

The Winter Lady. Said to represent the icy coldness to be found throughout the world. Powers of ice, and snow follow her freezing all those who worship her.

In reality, Willow was the most touched, and affection starved deity among them. Many often being unable to come close to her due to her icy cold demeanor, but she enjoys cuddling, and being pampered by love ones. Ie Jaune.

Summer:

Summer, the embodiment of motherhood. Those under her patronage are exemplars as nursemaids, and parents. Often seen as the best thing any noble family can have is a warlock under, Summer's patronage in their services. She is often see as the embodiment of fertility, and primal lust.

In reality, she is an absolute blushing virgin when it comes to anything romantic. Often erupting in a cloud of steam when she so much as brushes, Jaune's hand with hers. She has even fainted when, Jaune touched her hand.

Jaune:

A warlock apprentice who has big dreams of becoming the worlds greatest warlock in all of existence! And, the day he made his patronage with his deity he knew the world was his oyster!

Then he suddenly got five deity's living in his house, each trying to become his main patronage, and trying to get in his pants.

Jaune regrets a great many things...

@arc-misadventures

This made me think of your works.

Mostly the first one.

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Pyrrha, how could you not tell me about risking your life and that soul-merge thing? 😠

Pyrrha: Beloved, I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you…b-but everyone’s life was in danger! It was a spur-of-the moment decision! 😢

Jaune: *sigh* Well…I suppose I can understand that…

Ozpin: If I may interject!

Ozpin: Mister Arc, you shouldn’t worry about Pyrrha’s mission. It was in the works for some time, not some half-baked spur-of-the moment idea!

Jaune: 🤨

Pyrrha: 🫣

Jaune: Sounds like you two need to get your story straight! *stomps away*

Ozpin: …oh…perhaps I should stop talking to Mister Arc…

Pyrrha: YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD!! 🤬 *runs after Jaune*

Later…

Jaune: So what else have you not been telling me? Do you have two scroll numbers? Are you cooking meth Have you been taking missions without your armor? 😠

Pyrrha: …Jaune, please…😭

Ozpin: *walks up* I’d like to clarify something I said earlier…

Pyrrha: Oh gods why…?! 😖

Ozpin: While the plans had been in the works for a while, Miss Nikos actually made her decision in a limited time! She didn’t even take a moment to allow her aura to replenish-

Jaune: She WHAT?! 😱

Pyrrha: Ozpin WHY?! 😫

Ozpin: …oh…dear…I seem to have made things worse…! 😰

Raven: *drunkenly interrupts* Let me fix this for you, Oz! 🥴

Raven: Look, blondie, your girlfriend is obviously a great huntress and everyone loves her and would do anything to protect her!

Raven: *burps*…and you have incredibly attractive legs! 😘

Jaune: …uh…😕

Raven: *sways and turns to Pyrrha* …and you!! What the hell are you doing lying to your boyfriend?! Unless you want to move into my ex-husband’s new girlfriend’s basement with me, you’d better shape up and never keep anything from this beautiful man ever again!! 😤

Raven: *turns to Jaune* …seriously, you are beautiful! If she ever lies to you again you can call me! 😉

Pyrrha: I’m sorry, beloved…I just didn’t want you to worry…😔

Jaune: *melts and wraps Pyrrha in a big forgiveness hug* Pyr, I am always going to worry about you. But if you feel ready, then by all means get out there and kick butt! ☺️

Pyrrha: 🥰

Jaune: BUT, if you ever keep anything from me again, I will leave you and join this scary drunk lady in her ex-husband’s girlfriend’s house!

Raven: I know you’re kidding, but Summer’s actually a very good landlady! Sometimes when she and Taiyang go on nice vacations I’m allowed to use the hot tub! 😃

[rachetmath]

Robyn: So Arc-

Jaune: You can call me “Jaune”. I’ve been here for five months.

Robyn: Well okay. Jaune um… what’s your day like with Fiona.

Jaune: Normal.

Robyn: Really? Nothing’s going on with you two?

Jaune: No. I just help her out. That’s it.

Robyn: Really?

Jaune: Yes.

Somewhere else

Nora: So Fiona. How long have you and Jaune been a couple?

Fiona: We’re not couple. What makes you think that?

Nora: You see him everyday. More than me.

Fiona: He helps me with the orphanage.

Nora: Nothing else?

Fiona: No!

Jaune and Fiona were in the Orphanage.

???: Mr. Arc? Mr. Thyme?

Jaune: What is it Rex?

Rex: Are you and Ms. Thyme a couple?

Fiona: Oh my- Robyn!

Robyn appears only to have May and Nora with her.

Jaune: Nora, you too?!

Nora: Look d-

Jaune: Nora.

Nora: *forgot the kid* Oh.

Jaune: Rex go to your room.

Rex: Okay. *leaves*

Jaune: Now what the hell wrong with you two?

Fiona: Why are you so obsessed with this?

Robyn: Because you two-

May: Look Fiona I been watching you two a lot and I have to admit it’s hard not to believe you’re not dating. In fact, I wouldn’t be surpise to call you both a married couple.

Fiona: Ugh you too May. Seriously wat-

May: You and Jaune do Laundry together.

May: Spend time with kids together.

May: In fact, when Jaune’s training leads him to get hurt, you are the first to drag him to the nursery and patch him up. Even when he tells us “Don’t worry about it.”

May: In fact you two are always in the kitchen together making dinner.

May: And Jaune, boy what Nora told me about you was damn lie. I saw what you did. Slow dancing in the night.

Nora: He was that smooth?

May: Smooth as Micheal Jackson.

Nora: Oh no.

Fiona: Um.

Jaune: Damn.

Nora: Oh yes. Finally. Fuck you Pyrrha! He go get right. *pulls scroll out her pocket and makes a call*

???: Hello.

Nora: Fuck you Weiss. You lose. He found someone better. He found the princess and gone make her his queen.

Jaune: Nora, calm down.

Nora: Fuck off Jaune. This is my victory.

In the twilight.

Pyrrha: Okay bitch, what did I do?

Adam: I mean you left the guy and died a meaningless death like Summer.

Summer: I gave birth to another silver eyed warrior. That has to count.

Hazel: Does she know how to use her eyes though?

Summer: Shut up.

Ironwood: And she destroyed Atlas and got Penny, Vine, Clover and myself killed so she’s kind a misfortune upon us.

Summer: Okay ya’ll need to stop disrespecting my daughter. Ya’ll made mistake.

Ironwood: Or so you say.

Summer: We can fight. We can fight right now James.

Pyrrha: I don’t understand.

Penny: Friend Pyrrha you are the main source of his trauma and pain.

Pyrrha: B-you know what… fuck all you.

Roman: Whoa Invincible Champion, it’s not our fault your ‘boyfriend’ decided to break that little curse you placed on him.

Pyrrha: Oh come on- I’m leaving. I don’t need this.

Summer: My death had meaning. My daughter has a mystery to solve.

Adam: So finally one of your daughters is actually trying to know what happened to you. It’s too bad they have to find the same woman that took one of them many years to find.

Summer: Oh my god.

Roman: Not to mention at least Penny’s death served a purpose. Winter’s alive. She kept thousands of people alive. While your death, Pyrrha, caused more suffering than good.

Pyrrha: You know what who wants to fight first? Who? Cause I’ll show you why they written me off. Name one. Who can body me? Who?! Step up. STEP UP!

Adam: Oh I never run from no challenge. Especially no One-V-One, come on bitch.

[bluearc009]

You know I'm starting to see a pattern.

Can you see what that pattern is?

[arc-misadventures]

The Stepson Protag

Blake: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: What's up, Blake?

Blake: Can I ask you something?

Jaune: Sure, what is it?

Blake: You're a stepson, with a stepmom, and an older stepsister, and a younger stepsister?

Jaune: I just call them my mom, and my sisters, but yeah.

Blake: Okay... So... That's your stepmom?

Jaune: Uhh, Yeah, Summer Rose is my stepmom.

Blake: And, that's your... Older stepsister?

Jaune: By about a month... But, yeah, Yang's my older sister.

Blake: Okay... And, she's your younger stepsister?

Jaune: Yes, Ruby is my younger sister…?

Blake: Wow...

Jaune: Uhhh...? Am I... Am I missing something here, Blake?

Blake: Dude! You're living the dream!

Jaune: What dream?

Blake: You're a young teenage boy living with a smoking hot stepmom, and a hot babe of an older sister, and a cute little sister! You living the dream of any hentai protagonist!

Jaune: What the hell are you talking about?!

Blake: I'm talking about...?!

Jaune: I fucking know what you're talking about! I'm just shocked you're saying that!

Blake: But, your mom is...

Jaune: My mother is...!

~~~

Summer: Oh gods yes~!

Jaune: Ahh, Mom!

Summer: I told you... Ohh~! I told you, Jaune, call me, Summer~! MmmmHH~!

Jaune: But, Summer, I'm your son, we shouldn't be doing this! So warm!

Summer: Oh, Jaune~! You're the man of the house~! You're doing your duties to the... Ahhh fuck~! The lady of the house~! Mmmm~!

Jaune: Okay... but, at the rate we're going at it... You'll end up...

Summer: That's the idea~! Come on, Jaune~! Ensure... Ohhhh~! Ensure that the Arc-Rose bloodline endures~!

Jaune: O-Okay, Summer... Here I...?! ERGH?!

Summer: OHHHHH~! So warm~!

~~~

Jaune: Is a kind, and good woman, who cares deeply for her children! Me, and my stepsisters!

Blake: Oh... But, what about, Ruby?

Jaune: My little sister, Ruby is...!

~~~

Ruby: Mmmm~! B-Big bro~!

Jaune: What is it?

Ruby: It's... It's so... so big~!

Jaune: Does it hurt?

Ruby: No... It just feels so good~! Mmmm~!

Jaune: Alright then, I'm going to start moving now.

Ruby: Oh? Oh! Ohhh~! Oh gods~! It's so deep~!

Jaune: Gods, you're so tight, Ruby!

Ruby: OH~! This is just how I always imagined it would happen~!

Jaune: Ahh! Imagine what?

Ruby: How big bro would pop my cherry~!

Jaune: I took your what?

~~~

Jaune: Is a kind, sweet caring individual! She may be a crazy little gun nut! But, she's the best little sister I could ask for!

Blake: And, what about, Yang?

Jaune: And, Yang is...!

~~~

Jaune: Hey, Yang is the washing machine free, I need to...?

Yang: GRRRR! Ahh?! Come on?!

Jaune: Uhh, Yang?

Yang: Oh, Jaune! Thank gods you're here!

Jaune: Yang, are you.... Are you stuck... In the washing machine...?

Yang: ...

Yang: Yes...

Jaune: How?

Yang: I wasn't sure if I got all of the laundry out, so I leant in to see... and my tits got me wedged in here...

Jaune: Your stupid tits got you stuck in there?

Yang: Hey! My big phat titties are a work of art! There isn't anything stupid about my bouncing melons~!

Jaune: Oh... okay... What did you have to lean inside to look, couldn't you have just spun the ring by hand, and see if anything fell down?

Yang: That would have been the smart thing to do!

Jaune: Oh gods...

Yang: Come on, get me out of here, Jaune!

Jaune: Okay... Give me a...?!

Yang: Wait!

Jaune: What is it?

Yang: I have to say it!

Jaune: Say what?

Yang: Help me stepbro! I'm stuck~!

Jaune: ...

Yang: Sorry, I had to.

Jaune: Haa... I'm going to regret this... I'm going to regret not doing this more, but nonetheless, I'm going to regret this...

Yang: Regret wha…?!

"SLAP!"

Yang: Ohhhhh~!

Jaune: Did you just…?

Yang: J-J-Jaune...?

Jaune: Y-Yeah...?

Yang: Harder~!

~~~

Jaune: Is a horrible jokester who often get's on my nerves. Seriously, I'm sick to death with all the stepbro jokes...

Jaune: However, they are my family! And, while they may not be my family by blood, but they are my family nonetheless, and I love them! And, just because they're my stepsisters, and my stepmom does not mean I am living out every horn hentai protags wet dream!

Blake: Uh hu...

Jaune: ...

Blake: ...

Jaune: Yang told you about the washing...

Blake: Yang told me about the washing machine insistent, yes.

Jaune: Gods dammit, Yang...

[brokentrafficknight]

Arcwitch,At the Stake (Grimm Knight), or Weeping Knight?

Summer Knight

[lil-red-reaper]

I’LL BE BACK SOON // I PROMISED, DIDN’T I?

[misterlazer]

That'd be fun! Do it!

Maybe I should do Summer Knight week some time.

[reashot]

Happy Thanksgiving from the Xiao-long Rose family. 🦃🍽️

Ruby: Thank you for celebrating Thanksgiving with my family Jaune. It must be hard to either choose spending time with us or your family. 😋

Jaune: Oh no Ruby. My mom is forcing me to celebrate in your house. She's quite insistent in fact and she keeps telling me "not to pull out" whatever that means?

Ruby: ...Oh don't worry Jaune. I will make sure you "don't pull out." 😏

Jaune: Gee. Thanks Rubes.

Tai: *cough* I like to thank everyone for coming all the way here (except for Jaune). And now before I cut open the turkey is there anything you might want to be thankful for.

Yang: I'm just thankful that I don't have to cook...

And I'm thankful that the whole family is here celebrating with us.

Jaune: I'm thankful for being invited here. To celebrate Thanksgiving in your beautiful house. Thank you Ruby's dad.

Tai: Don't call me dad!

Jaune: Ahh!!! I'm sorry!

Summer: Oh cease your screaming dear husband. This is Thanksgiving a time for forgiveness and celebration. And I like to add that I'm thankful that I'll about to have a grandbaby for me to spoil.

Jaune: (Is Yang having a baby?)

Ruby: We'll I'm thankful that after this I'm going to get stuffed by Jaune. 🥰

Tai: *grabs shotgun from inside the turkey*

I'll kill you boy!!!

*cocks shotgun*

Jaune: Why is there a gun inside a turkey?!