#jaune x summer

[arc-misadventures]

Siblings For Siblings

Ruby: Oh? Jaune just sent me a text.

Yang: He just sent me one too.

Ruby: I wonder what he…?!

Yang: What the…?!

Summer:

RY: MOM?!

Ruby: Did, Mom just…?!

Yang: Jaune, just fucked our, Mom?!

Blake: …?

Blake: I think, Jaune was the one that got fucked by your mom, not the other way around.

RY: NOT HELPING?!!

Blake: Sorry…

[brokentrafficknight]

Summer's "Surprise"

Summer: *Texting Jaune* Think you can come over tonight~?

Jaune: We can see? Have something in mind?

Summer: I do but it's a surprise. Wanna take a guess~?

Jaune: ...

[juanarc-thethird]

(don't know if this was asked or not) Jaune getting a vday card from summer or a vday video (lol)

Valentine's Day letters. (Summer)

Jaune: Ruby's mom sent me a Valentine's letter? How curious.

He opens the letter and says:

I know I'm your friend's mom, But I can't deny it. I want you deep in me, And feel your warmth inside me~💋

Jaune: *Horny as fuck* Forgive me Ruby, but I'm going to be your new stepdad.

[misterlazer]

Monday Afternoon

Summer: *Jumps awake, about to panic again* Oh right, l'm an adult! I don't go to school.

Summer: *Goes back to sleep*

Summer: Wait... I'M A TEACHER!!!

Morning Panic

Summer: *Taking a nap*

Summer: *Suddenly wakes up* I'm going to be late for the bus!

Summer: *Scrambles to get ready for school*

Jaune: ...Summer.

Summer: *stops in the middle of putting her skirt on* Yeah?

Jaune: You're 40 and it's 2pm on a Saturday.

Summer: ...That's... right.

Jaune: Does Signal even have a bus?

Summer: It does not.

[reashot]

Happy Thanksgiving from the Xiao-long Rose family. 🦃🍽️

Ruby: Thank you for celebrating Thanksgiving with my family Jaune. It must be hard to either choose spending time with us or your family. 😋

Jaune: Oh no Ruby. My mom is forcing me to celebrate in your house. She's quite insistent in fact and she keeps telling me "not to pull out" whatever that means?

Ruby: ...Oh don't worry Jaune. I will make sure you "don't pull out." 😏

Jaune: Gee. Thanks Rubes.

Tai: *cough* I like to thank everyone for coming all the way here (except for Jaune). And now before I cut open the turkey is there anything you might want to be thankful for.

Yang: I'm just thankful that I don't have to cook...

And I'm thankful that the whole family is here celebrating with us.

Jaune: I'm thankful for being invited here. To celebrate Thanksgiving in your beautiful house. Thank you Ruby's dad.

Tai: Don't call me dad!

Jaune: Ahh!!! I'm sorry!

Summer: Oh cease your screaming dear husband. This is Thanksgiving a time for forgiveness and celebration. And I like to add that I'm thankful that I'll about to have a grandbaby for me to spoil.

Jaune: (Is Yang having a baby?)

Ruby: We'll I'm thankful that after this I'm going to get stuffed by Jaune. 🥰

Tai: *grabs shotgun from inside the turkey*

I'll kill you boy!!!

*cocks shotgun*

Jaune: Why is there a gun inside a turkey?!

[lovingdabeessss]

RWBY MEMESSSSS

Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Pyrrha, how could you not tell me about risking your life and that soul-merge thing? 😠

Pyrrha: Beloved, I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you…b-but everyone’s life was in danger! It was a spur-of-the moment decision! 😢

Jaune: *sigh* Well…I suppose I can understand that…

Ozpin: If I may interject!

Ozpin: Mister Arc, you shouldn’t worry about Pyrrha’s mission. It was in the works for some time, not some half-baked spur-of-the moment idea!

Jaune: 🤨

Pyrrha: 🫣

Jaune: Sounds like you two need to get your story straight! *stomps away*

Ozpin: …oh…perhaps I should stop talking to Mister Arc…

Pyrrha: YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD!! 🤬 *runs after Jaune*

Later…

Jaune: So what else have you not been telling me? Do you have two scroll numbers? Are you cooking meth Have you been taking missions without your armor? 😠

Pyrrha: …Jaune, please…😭

Ozpin: *walks up* I’d like to clarify something I said earlier…

Pyrrha: Oh gods why…?! 😖

Ozpin: While the plans had been in the works for a while, Miss Nikos actually made her decision in a limited time! She didn’t even take a moment to allow her aura to replenish-

Jaune: She WHAT?! 😱

Pyrrha: Ozpin WHY?! 😫

Ozpin: …oh…dear…I seem to have made things worse…! 😰

Raven: *drunkenly interrupts* Let me fix this for you, Oz! 🥴

Raven: Look, blondie, your girlfriend is obviously a great huntress and everyone loves her and would do anything to protect her!

Raven: *burps*…and you have incredibly attractive legs! 😘

Jaune: …uh…😕

Raven: *sways and turns to Pyrrha* …and you!! What the hell are you doing lying to your boyfriend?! Unless you want to move into my ex-husband’s new girlfriend’s basement with me, you’d better shape up and never keep anything from this beautiful man ever again!! 😤

Raven: *turns to Jaune* …seriously, you are beautiful! If she ever lies to you again you can call me! 😉

Pyrrha: I’m sorry, beloved…I just didn’t want you to worry…😔

Jaune: *melts and wraps Pyrrha in a big forgiveness hug* Pyr, I am always going to worry about you. But if you feel ready, then by all means get out there and kick butt! ☺️

Pyrrha: 🥰

Jaune: BUT, if you ever keep anything from me again, I will leave you and join this scary drunk lady in her ex-husband’s girlfriend’s house!

Raven: I know you’re kidding, but Summer’s actually a very good landlady! Sometimes when she and Taiyang go on nice vacations I’m allowed to use the hot tub! 😃

[arc-misadventures]

Okay, first off, Jaune is the harem protagonist.

It's more, or less considered the harem protagonist. And, so is, Weiss for some reason...

Anyway. Jaune's list of 'patrons.'

Salem:

One has to be her obviously. She is the evil deity that seeks the destruction of the world. least that's what people think based upon her visage. She's actually an absolute sweetheart that just wants to spend time around people.

However, she will go into an absolute blood frenzy if anyone harms children in her presence; the last time that happened she leveled an entire city in her rage. This is how she earned her moniker as a 'evil' deity.

Kali:

In essence, she is the deity of the faunas. Believed to be the guardian of all the animal kin, and the originator of their species as a whole. Believed to be an amalgamation of every possible animal trait everchanging as she embodies the various monsters, and tempers of the beast she came resembles.

In reality, at least to, Jaune, she is a cat faunas of a milf next door that's been trying to seduce him in various ways: Such as pampering him, washing his back in naught but a towel, surprising him in his bead. And, of course, smothering him at every given opportunity to smother him with her chest.

Raven:

The carrion master, often believed to be the, Grimm Reaper, the embodiment of death. Many of the warlocks under her patronage are guardians, and stewards of the dead. Many calling upon the dead to fight their battles.

In reality that was just what her patrons did with her powers. The truth would be to say she was more of a trickster, and thief deity. Often playing various tricks on, Jaune, and stealing his stuff, ranging from his food, seaters, underwear, his virginity.

Willow:

The Winter Lady. Said to represent the icy coldness to be found throughout the world. Powers of ice, and snow follow her freezing all those who worship her.

In reality, Willow was the most touched, and affection starved deity among them. Many often being unable to come close to her due to her icy cold demeanor, but she enjoys cuddling, and being pampered by love ones. Ie Jaune.

Summer:

Summer, the embodiment of motherhood. Those under her patronage are exemplars as nursemaids, and parents. Often seen as the best thing any noble family can have is a warlock under, Summer's patronage in their services. She is often see as the embodiment of fertility, and primal lust.

In reality, she is an absolute blushing virgin when it comes to anything romantic. Often erupting in a cloud of steam when she so much as brushes, Jaune's hand with hers. She has even fainted when, Jaune touched her hand.

Jaune:

A warlock apprentice who has big dreams of becoming the worlds greatest warlock in all of existence! And, the day he made his patronage with his deity he knew the world was his oyster!

Then he suddenly got five deity's living in his house, each trying to become his main patronage, and trying to get in his pants.

Jaune regrets a great many things...

@arc-misadventures

This made me think of your works.

Mostly the first one.

[rachetmath]

Robyn: So Arc-

Jaune: You can call me “Jaune”. I’ve been here for five months.

Robyn: Well okay. Jaune um… what’s your day like with Fiona.

Jaune: Normal.

Robyn: Really? Nothing’s going on with you two?

Jaune: No. I just help her out. That’s it.

Robyn: Really?

Jaune: Yes.

Somewhere else

Nora: So Fiona. How long have you and Jaune been a couple?

Fiona: We’re not couple. What makes you think that?

Nora: You see him everyday. More than me.

Fiona: He helps me with the orphanage.

Nora: Nothing else?

Fiona: No!

Jaune and Fiona were in the Orphanage.

???: Mr. Arc? Mr. Thyme?

Jaune: What is it Rex?

Rex: Are you and Ms. Thyme a couple?

Fiona: Oh my- Robyn!

Robyn appears only to have May and Nora with her.

Jaune: Nora, you too?!

Nora: Look d-

Jaune: Nora.

Nora: *forgot the kid* Oh.

Jaune: Rex go to your room.

Rex: Okay. *leaves*

Jaune: Now what the hell wrong with you two?

Fiona: Why are you so obsessed with this?

Robyn: Because you two-

May: Look Fiona I been watching you two a lot and I have to admit it’s hard not to believe you’re not dating. In fact, I wouldn’t be surpise to call you both a married couple.

Fiona: Ugh you too May. Seriously wat-

May: You and Jaune do Laundry together.

May: Spend time with kids together.

May: In fact, when Jaune’s training leads him to get hurt, you are the first to drag him to the nursery and patch him up. Even when he tells us “Don’t worry about it.”

May: In fact you two are always in the kitchen together making dinner.

May: And Jaune, boy what Nora told me about you was damn lie. I saw what you did. Slow dancing in the night.

Nora: He was that smooth?

May: Smooth as Micheal Jackson.

Nora: Oh no.

Fiona: Um.

Jaune: Damn.

Nora: Oh yes. Finally. Fuck you Pyrrha! He go get right. *pulls scroll out her pocket and makes a call*

???: Hello.

Nora: Fuck you Weiss. You lose. He found someone better. He found the princess and gone make her his queen.

Jaune: Nora, calm down.

Nora: Fuck off Jaune. This is my victory.

In the twilight.

Pyrrha: Okay bitch, what did I do?

Adam: I mean you left the guy and died a meaningless death like Summer.

Summer: I gave birth to another silver eyed warrior. That has to count.

Hazel: Does she know how to use her eyes though?

Summer: Shut up.

Ironwood: And she destroyed Atlas and got Penny, Vine, Clover and myself killed so she’s kind a misfortune upon us.

Summer: Okay ya’ll need to stop disrespecting my daughter. Ya’ll made mistake.

Ironwood: Or so you say.

Summer: We can fight. We can fight right now James.

Pyrrha: I don’t understand.

Penny: Friend Pyrrha you are the main source of his trauma and pain.

Pyrrha: B-you know what… fuck all you.

Roman: Whoa Invincible Champion, it’s not our fault your ‘boyfriend’ decided to break that little curse you placed on him.

Pyrrha: Oh come on- I’m leaving. I don’t need this.

Summer: My death had meaning. My daughter has a mystery to solve.

Adam: So finally one of your daughters is actually trying to know what happened to you. It’s too bad they have to find the same woman that took one of them many years to find.

Summer: Oh my god.

Roman: Not to mention at least Penny’s death served a purpose. Winter’s alive. She kept thousands of people alive. While your death, Pyrrha, caused more suffering than good.

Pyrrha: You know what who wants to fight first? Who? Cause I’ll show you why they written me off. Name one. Who can body me? Who?! Step up. STEP UP!

Adam: Oh I never run from no challenge. Especially no One-V-One, come on bitch.

[bluearc009]

You know I'm starting to see a pattern.

Can you see what that pattern is?

[lil-red-reaper]

I’LL BE BACK SOON // I PROMISED, DIDN’T I?

[arc-misadventures]

We Will Endure!

Summer: Oh? Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: Hmm? Oh hi, Summer!

Summer: Oh? You remembered not to call me, Miss Rose, how sweet of you.

Jaune: Well… you asked me not to.

Summer: Jaune, You’ve been such a good boy to my girls. How come neither of them wanted to date you? I mean, you’re an absolute catch.

Jaune: I guess I just wasn’t their type.

Summer: Their type?

Jaune: Yeah, their type.

Summer: Were you not bulky enough, tall… brunette?

Jaune: Oh, no nonono… None of those things.

Summer: No? Then what was it?

Jaune: A girl.

Summer: Hmm?

Jaune: Ruby, and Yang… yeah they’re gay.

Summer: G-Gay…?

Jaune: Yep, total lesbians.

Summer: B-Both of them…?

Jaune: Yeah. D-Didn’t you know?

Summer: I wouldn’t be asking why you aren’t dating them if I knew.

Jaune: Oh, that makes sense… Wait, they didn’t tell you?

Summer: No, they didn’t…

Jaune: Oh… Well that’s rude.

Summer: Oh no… That means I won’t get grandchildren… The Rose line will die with my gay children?!

Jaune: Oh… uhhh…? sorry…?

Summer: Not that I’m upset that they’re gay! No, not at all! If they’re happy, I’m happy! It’s just… I was expecting, hoping that, Ruby would have kids… the whole silver eyes thing. It is a genetic trait passed from parent to child; It is needed to help combat the, Grimm. So the silver eyes must continue! But, if my daughter is gay…

Jaune: Oh… I wasn’t expecting that… That’s a pretty legit reason to be upset that your daughter’s gay… She can still have a kid you know; Surrogate father, donor, stuff like that.

Summer: Yes, but, Ruby is so invested in her, Huntress career, I doubt she’ll ever settle down long enough to have children.

Jaune: I…! Actually no, that doesn’t surprise me either…

Summer: What will I do… the world needs more silver eyed, Hunters. What ever will I… Oh… Oh~?

Jaune: S-Something wrong, Summer?

Summer: Tell me, Jaune… You’re the youngest of… three siblings…?

Jaune: Eight. Seven sister, only one me.

Summer: Eight?! Good signs of fertility… And, do you hope to have a family one day?

Jaune: Yeah.

Summer: And, are you into older woman… say around, thirty six years old~?

Jaune: Well… It depends… maybe, I guess…

Summer: And, what if they were say a milf… what then?

Jaune: A… A milf…?! Wait, hold on, Summer! Are you…?!

Summer: Hey, Jaune~?

Jaune: Y-Yeah…?

Summer:

Summer: Ara Ara~!

Jaune: …

Summer: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: The Arc-Rose legacy will endure…

Summer: Perfect~!

[brokentrafficknight]

I can't think of a good name for this one.

[zero-rider]

Jaune: *Looking at a ton of skewers all around his room* What the hell?

Ruby: *on his back with her cheek close to his* You like it?

Jaune: You did this?

Ruby: Yep, i didn't know what kind of skewer you wold like so i made many kinds

Jaune: Even one of insects, dead rodents and lizards?

Ruby: Ignore those three. I just did what my mom did to propose dad

Jaune: She made a bunch of skewers to propose your dad?

Ruby: Yep, apparently, make skewers is normal for our kind of faunus

Jaune: That would explain why all your food was in a brochette since we meet... You know what? Screw it, i accept

Ruby: *happy bird noises*

~Meanwhile~

Tai: Honey, dinners ready!

Summer: *running to her seat* What do we have for dinner?

Tai: I made some pasta for dinner

Summer: *sad bird noises*

Tai: The pasta its in brochettes

Summer: *happy bird noises*

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Fun fact: The Lanius Ludovicianus AKA Loggerhead shriek or butcherbird is a small bird that use thorns and barbed wire to impale its preys to eat due to its small size and weak talons. Its preys may vary from lizards, small rodents, insects and according to Wikipedia, amphibians, small birds and small mammals

[misterlazer]

That'd be fun! Do it!

Maybe I should do Summer Knight week some time.

[reashot]

Meat Your Mate 🍖

Wolf Summer: Ruby now that you are a big wolf girl. It's time for you to know how to hunt for your own food.

Wolf Ruby: Woof! Yes mommy I will do as you ask and find my own meat. 🥓

Summer: Atta girl Ruby now out you go and start hunting for your meat.

*starts running away*

Some time later

Ruby: Woof! Mom look what I got. 🐺

Summer: Okay let's see it... Huh?

Ruby... That's not meat you're carrying in your mouth?

*shows Jaune being carried in her mouth*

Ruby: I know that. He is not meat. He is Mate. 😁

Jaune: Ugh... What happened?

Ruby: Hello handsome boy. I'm Ruby and you will be my mate. 🤗

Jaune: M-Mate! But I'm too young to be someone's mate?!

Summer: *sigh* Well I'm sorry but when my little Ruby sets her sight on something nothing can stop her. By the way my name's Summer and you already know Ruby. So what's your name?

Jaune: I-its Jaune. Ma'am...

Summer: Well Jaune how about you join us for dinner. And afterwards we will continue our talk about you being Ruby's mate.

Ruby: tee-hee. I'm not letting you out of my sight handsome. 😍