#Jaune x summer

[arc-misadventures]

Mr. Claus

Jaune: Summer? Where are you?

Summer: I'm over here, Mr. Claus~!

Jaune: 'Mr. Claus?' What are you talking about?

Summer: well, you're, Mr. Clause while I'm, Mrs Claus~!

Jaune: Okay?

Jaune: Why?

Summer: Because, it's time for, Mr. and, Mrs. Claus to exchange gifts.

Jaune: What exactly are we...?

Summer:

Jaune: E-Exchanging...?

Summer: We're exchanging this...

Summer's hand reaches out, and caresses across, Jaune's crotch...

Summer: For this~!

Then, Summer's ran her hand over her womb, all the while staring sultry at, Jaune.

Summer: So... ready to exchange gifts, Mr. Claus~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Ho ho ho~! Ready for me to come down your chimney, Mrs. Claus~?

Summer: Always love~!

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Here you go, @lar-mx You like it?

Link to the Post where I got the art from.

[brokentrafficknight]

Summer's "Surprise"

Summer: *Texting Jaune* Think you can come over tonight~?

Jaune: We can see? Have something in mind?

Summer: I do but it's a surprise. Wanna take a guess~?

Jaune: ...

[juanarc-thethird]

(don't know if this was asked or not) Jaune getting a vday card from summer or a vday video (lol)

Valentine's Day letters. (Summer)

Jaune: Ruby's mom sent me a Valentine's letter? How curious.

He opens the letter and says:

I know I'm your friend's mom, But I can't deny it. I want you deep in me, And feel your warmth inside me~💋

Jaune: *Horny as fuck* Forgive me Ruby, but I'm going to be your new stepdad.

[misterlazer]

Monday Afternoon

Summer: *Jumps awake, about to panic again* Oh right, l'm an adult! I don't go to school.

Summer: *Goes back to sleep*

Summer: Wait... I'M A TEACHER!!!

Morning Panic

Summer: *Taking a nap*

Summer: *Suddenly wakes up* I'm going to be late for the bus!

Summer: *Scrambles to get ready for school*

Jaune: ...Summer.

Summer: *stops in the middle of putting her skirt on* Yeah?

Jaune: You're 40 and it's 2pm on a Saturday.

Summer: ...That's... right.

Jaune: Does Signal even have a bus?

Summer: It does not.

[reashot]

Happy Thanksgiving from the Xiao-long Rose family. 🦃🍽️

Ruby: Thank you for celebrating Thanksgiving with my family Jaune. It must be hard to either choose spending time with us or your family. 😋

Jaune: Oh no Ruby. My mom is forcing me to celebrate in your house. She's quite insistent in fact and she keeps telling me "not to pull out" whatever that means?

Ruby: ...Oh don't worry Jaune. I will make sure you "don't pull out." ����

Jaune: Gee. Thanks Rubes.

Tai: *cough* I like to thank everyone for coming all the way here (except for Jaune). And now before I cut open the turkey is there anything you might want to be thankful for.

Yang: I'm just thankful that I don't have to cook...

And I'm thankful that the whole family is here celebrating with us.

Jaune: I'm thankful for being invited here. To celebrate Thanksgiving in your beautiful house. Thank you Ruby's dad.

Tai: Don't call me dad!

Jaune: Ahh!!! I'm sorry!

Summer: Oh cease your screaming dear husband. This is Thanksgiving a time for forgiveness and celebration. And I like to add that I'm thankful that I'll about to have a grandbaby for me to spoil.

Jaune: (Is Yang having a baby?)

Ruby: We'll I'm thankful that after this I'm going to get stuffed by Jaune. 🥰

Tai: *grabs shotgun from inside the turkey*

I'll kill you boy!!!

*cocks shotgun*

Jaune: Why is there a gun inside a turkey?!

[lovingdabeessss]

RWBY MEMESSSSS

Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Pyrrha, how could you not tell me about risking your life and that soul-merge thing? 😠

Pyrrha: Beloved, I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you…b-but everyone’s life was in danger! It was a spur-of-the moment decision! 😢

Jaune: *sigh* Well…I suppose I can understand that…

Ozpin: If I may interject!

Ozpin: Mister Arc, you shouldn’t worry about Pyrrha’s mission. It was in the works for some time, not some half-baked spur-of-the moment idea!

Jaune: 🤨

Pyrrha: 🫣

Jaune: Sounds like you two need to get your story straight! *stomps away*

Ozpin: …oh…perhaps I should stop talking to Mister Arc…

Pyrrha: YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD!! 🤬 *runs after Jaune*

Later…

Jaune: So what else have you not been telling me? Do you have two scroll numbers? Are you cooking meth Have you been taking missions without your armor? 😠

Pyrrha: …Jaune, please…😭

Ozpin: *walks up* I’d like to clarify something I said earlier…

Pyrrha: Oh gods why…?! 😖

Ozpin: While the plans had been in the works for a while, Miss Nikos actually made her decision in a limited time! She didn’t even take a moment to allow her aura to replenish-

Jaune: She WHAT?! 😱

Pyrrha: Ozpin WHY?! 😫

Ozpin: …oh…dear…I seem to have made things worse…! 😰

Raven: *drunkenly interrupts* Let me fix this for you, Oz! 🥴

Raven: Look, blondie, your girlfriend is obviously a great huntress and everyone loves her and would do anything to protect her!

Raven: *burps*…and you have incredibly attractive legs! 😘

Jaune: …uh…😕

Raven: *sways and turns to Pyrrha* …and you!! What the hell are you doing lying to your boyfriend?! Unless you want to move into my ex-husband’s new girlfriend’s basement with me, you’d better shape up and never keep anything from this beautiful man ever again!! 😤

Raven: *turns to Jaune* …seriously, you are beautiful! If she ever lies to you again you can call me! 😉

Pyrrha: I’m sorry, beloved…I just didn’t want you to worry…😔

Jaune: *melts and wraps Pyrrha in a big forgiveness hug* Pyr, I am always going to worry about you. But if you feel ready, then by all means get out there and kick butt! ☺️

Pyrrha: 🥰

Jaune: BUT, if you ever keep anything from me again, I will leave you and join this scary drunk lady in her ex-husband’s girlfriend’s house!

Raven: I know you’re kidding, but Summer’s actually a very good landlady! Sometimes when she and Taiyang go on nice vacations I’m allowed to use the hot tub! 😃

[bluearc009]

You know I'm starting to see a pattern.

Can you see what that pattern is?

[rachetmath]

Robyn: So Arc-

Jaune: You can call me “Jaune”. I’ve been here for five months.

Robyn: Well okay. Jaune um… what’s your day like with Fiona.

Jaune: Normal.

Robyn: Really? Nothing’s going on with you two?

Jaune: No. I just help her out. That’s it.

Robyn: Really?

Jaune: Yes.

Somewhere else

Nora: So Fiona. How long have you and Jaune been a couple?

Fiona: We’re not couple. What makes you think that?

Nora: You see him everyday. More than me.

Fiona: He helps me with the orphanage.

Nora: Nothing else?

Fiona: No!

Jaune and Fiona were in the Orphanage.

???: Mr. Arc? Mr. Thyme?

Jaune: What is it Rex?

Rex: Are you and Ms. Thyme a couple?

Fiona: Oh my- Robyn!

Robyn appears only to have May and Nora with her.

Jaune: Nora, you too?!

Nora: Look d-

Jaune: Nora.

Nora: *forgot the kid* Oh.

Jaune: Rex go to your room.

Rex: Okay. *leaves*

Jaune: Now what the hell wrong with you two?

Fiona: Why are you so obsessed with this?

Robyn: Because you two-

May: Look Fiona I been watching you two a lot and I have to admit it’s hard not to believe you’re not dating. In fact, I wouldn’t be surpise to call you both a married couple.

Fiona: Ugh you too May. Seriously wat-

May: You and Jaune do Laundry together.

May: Spend time with kids together.

May: In fact, when Jaune’s training leads him to get hurt, you are the first to drag him to the nursery and patch him up. Even when he tells us “Don’t worry about it.”

May: In fact you two are always in the kitchen together making dinner.

May: And Jaune, boy what Nora told me about you was damn lie. I saw what you did. Slow dancing in the night.

Nora: He was that smooth?

May: Smooth as Micheal Jackson.

Nora: Oh no.

Fiona: Um.

Jaune: Damn.

Nora: Oh yes. Finally. Fuck you Pyrrha! He go get right. *pulls scroll out her pocket and makes a call*

???: Hello.

Nora: Fuck you Weiss. You lose. He found someone better. He found the princess and gone make her his queen.

Jaune: Nora, calm down.

Nora: Fuck off Jaune. This is my victory.

In the twilight.

Pyrrha: Okay bitch, what did I do?

Adam: I mean you left the guy and died a meaningless death like Summer.

Summer: I gave birth to another silver eyed warrior. That has to count.

Hazel: Does she know how to use her eyes though?

Summer: Shut up.

Ironwood: And she destroyed Atlas and got Penny, Vine, Clover and myself killed so she’s kind a misfortune upon us.

Summer: Okay ya’ll need to stop disrespecting my daughter. Ya’ll made mistake.

Ironwood: Or so you say.

Summer: We can fight. We can fight right now James.

Pyrrha: I don’t understand.

Penny: Friend Pyrrha you are the main source of his trauma and pain.

Pyrrha: B-you know what… fuck all you.

Roman: Whoa Invincible Champion, it’s not our fault your ‘boyfriend’ decided to break that little curse you placed on him.

Pyrrha: Oh come on- I’m leaving. I don’t need this.

Summer: My death had meaning. My daughter has a mystery to solve.

Adam: So finally one of your daughters is actually trying to know what happened to you. It’s too bad they have to find the same woman that took one of them many years to find.

Summer: Oh my god.

Roman: Not to mention at least Penny’s death served a purpose. Winter’s alive. She kept thousands of people alive. While your death, Pyrrha, caused more suffering than good.

Pyrrha: You know what who wants to fight first? Who? Cause I’ll show you why they written me off. Name one. Who can body me? Who?! Step up. STEP UP!

Adam: Oh I never run from no challenge. Especially no One-V-One, come on bitch.

[lil-red-reaper]

I’LL BE BACK SOON // I PROMISED, DIDN’T I?

[lonesome-rnjr]

I finally got around to writing chapter one.

I've never really written anything longer than a short story outside of English class. So if you have any pointers, I'd love to hear them.

Thanks!

[arc-misadventures]

Siblings For Siblings

Ruby: Oh? Jaune just sent me a text.

Yang: He just sent me one too.

Ruby: I wonder what he…?!

Yang: What the…?!

Summer:

RY: MOM?!

Ruby: Did, Mom just…?!

Yang: Jaune, just fucked our, Mom?!

Blake: …?

Blake: I think, Jaune was the one that got fucked by your mom, not the other way around.

RY: NOT HELPING?!!

Blake: Sorry…

[brokentrafficknight]

I can't think of a good name for this one.

[zero-rider]

Jaune: *Looking at a ton of skewers all around his room* What the hell?

Ruby: *on his back with her cheek close to his* You like it?

Jaune: You did this?

Ruby: Yep, i didn't know what kind of skewer you wold like so i made many kinds

Jaune: Even one of insects, dead rodents and lizards?

Ruby: Ignore those three. I just did what my mom did to propose dad

Jaune: She made a bunch of skewers to propose your dad?

Ruby: Yep, apparently, make skewers is normal for our kind of faunus

Jaune: That would explain why all your food was in a brochette since we meet... You know what? Screw it, i accept

Ruby: *happy bird noises*

~Meanwhile~

Tai: Honey, dinners ready!

Summer: *running to her seat* What do we have for dinner?

Tai: I made some pasta for dinner

Summer: *sad bird noises*

Tai: The pasta its in brochettes

Summer: *happy bird noises*

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Fun fact: The Lanius Ludovicianus AKA Loggerhead shriek or butcherbird is a small bird that use thorns and barbed wire to impale its preys to eat due to its small size and weak talons. Its preys may vary from lizards, small rodents, insects and according to Wikipedia, amphibians, small birds and small mammals

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Summer: Okay, so we're going to be starting you out with a basic, 9 millimeter handgun, and hear are some ear protectors. Now get a -

Jaune: "High Grip, If you don't have gloves watch for the webbing of your hand getting caught in the slide, before firing ensure there are no people downrange, and all bystanders are at least ten feet from you, if they have aura they may be up to five feet close to you. When Firing Have both eyes on target, both hands on the gun, and have a proper firing stance."

Summer: You've heard it before?

Jaune: Ruby would strangle me if I didn't know basic Firing Range courtesy and precautions.

Summer: Okay then. Here's the gun.

Jaune: Thank you. Ready ... Aim .... and .... Fire!

*Tick*

Jaune: ... Safety?

Summer: Little lever on the right.

Jaune: Thanks.

Jaune: OK, here we go again. Ready ... Aim .... and .... Fire!

*POP*

Jaune: OW MY SHOULDER!

Summer: Remember: Hold it Stable not Stiffly. otherwise all the recoil goes directly into your shoulder, which isn't super fun.

Jaune: Did I at least hit the target?

Summer: Is Qrow sober?

Jaune: ... How do I hold a gun properly?

I missed a space while typing the phrase "A Ranged Option" and wrote 'ARAnged option" Which feels like it could be something, but I can't figure it out so I'm giving this potentially cursed idea to you.

like:

Jaune: I'm thinking about getting a gun-

Summer, a weapons expert: Ara Ara~

Weapons of Summer Love Part 1

Jaune: How's it looking Ren?

Ren: *Via scroll* Not great. The tower is mostly destroyed and grimm are swarming around the petrified Wyvern.

Jaune: No chance of getting close?

Ren: We got a few veteran huntsmen to agree to escort us to the tower to look for Pyrrha's weapons. Said they understood wanting to recover the weapons of a lost teammate.

Jaune: But not to get our hopes up?

Ren: ...Correct.

Jaune: Right... Try to stay as safe as you can. Both of you. If things start looking too hairy-

Ren: We'll retreat if we feel it's necessary.

Jaune: Thanks Ren. I-I'm sorry that I can't be out there with you guys.

Ren: With Ruby in the condition she is, and Yang... We understand that you need to be there for them.

Jaune: ...I'll see you both soon. *Ends call*

Jaune: *Puts his scroll away, walks into Ruby's room, sits down on a chair next to a still unconscious Ruby's red*

Jaune: Sorry Ruby, I had to step out a second to talk to Ren.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Ren and Nora are going to go up with some other huntsmen to try to find Pyrrha's weapons and some of her armor. Since apparently she... well I guess you would know. Since you saw her when she...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I'm sorry Ruby. If I was just stronger, you wouldn't have had to see that... Pyrrha would still be here... Yang wouldn't have... *Sighs*

Summer: *Standing in the doorway* Jaune?

Jaune: Oh! Sorry Ms. Rose. I didn't see your there.

Summer: Hmm, well I'm done with lunch if you want any.

Jaune: I don't think I'm hungry.

Summer: You haven't eaten anything since you got here Jaune. Come down and eat.

Jaune: I'm fine, really.

Summer: You got here three day ago. Now, come down and eat before I drag your butt down to the kitchen.

Jaune: ...You'd really do that?

Summer: Follow me and you won't have to find out.

Jaune: *Chuckles* Okay... I guess I could eat a little.

Summer: Good.

***Later in the kitchen***

Summer: *Eating quietly at the kitchen table, watching Jaune*

Jaune: *Moving his food around with a fork*

Summer: So, how are your parents doing? It's been awhile since I got to talk with Blanche.

Jaune: I don't know... I haven't talked to them since I left for Beacon.

Summer: You haven't talked with your parents for nearly a year?

Jaune: Guess not.

Summer: You should call them then. At least send a letter.

Jaune: ...What would I even tell them? That I got one of team killed and need them to come pick me up.

Summer: That you were in Vale when the fall occurred. You're safe, but you lost one of your friends and that you're staying somewhere safe while everything is sorted out.

Jaune: ...Right.

Summer: But I think there's something else on your mind, isn't there?

Jaune: ...

Summer: I know you send your friends, Ren and Nora, up to find Pyrrha's weapons and armor.

Jaune: How do you know?

Summer: I heard your call earlier.

Jaune: Oh.

Summer: And Qrow is one of the huntsmen going up with them. He told me.

Jaune: ...

Summer: What do you plan on doing with them after you recover them?

Jaune: ...I was thinking of using some parts to upgrade Crocea Mors and my armor. Give her circlet to Yang. Hopefully send something back to her parents after the travel restrictions are lifted.

Summer: *Nods* Anything else?

Jaune: ...I might also be considering some sort of ranged option, and since Ruby mentioned that you were a weapons expert, I was hoping that maybe you could give me some tips.

Summer: Hmm, well since you're kind of brick wall fighter, hard to break through your defenses but not the fastest, I'd say you'd want to get a weapon with some decent range. Probably not a full sniper like Ruby and I, but something that would be effective at medium and short ranges. Something you could switch to and from quickly so you can ready your shield to block oncoming attacks. Assuming you want to keep using Crocea Mors as your primary weapon.

Jaune: Umm, yeah I do, but-

Summer: We could also add some modifications to your shield so that you can use it as a bipod, which should add some extra stability for shots at range.

Jaune: Ms. Rose I-

Summer: You'd also need to be able to operate the weapon with one hand in that case. So not bold action, pump action, or lever action weapons. Semi-automatic or automatic would be best.

Jaune: ...

Summer: I think either a shotgun or a carbine would be your best choice.

Jaune: ...Okay... There's a small problem though.

Summer: Yeah?

Jaune: I've never actually fired a gun.

Summer: No problem. We have a firing range in the back yard.

Jaune: Of course you do.

[reashot]

Meat Your Mate 🍖

Wolf Summer: Ruby now that you are a big wolf girl. It's time for you to know how to hunt for your own food.

Wolf Ruby: Woof! Yes mommy I will do as you ask and find my own meat. 🥓

Summer: Atta girl Ruby now out you go and start hunting for your meat.

*starts running away*

Some time later

Ruby: Woof! Mom look what I got. 🐺

Summer: Okay let's see it... Huh?

Ruby... That's not meat you're carrying in your mouth?

*shows Jaune being carried in her mouth*

Ruby: I know that. He is not meat. He is Mate. 😁

Jaune: Ugh... What happened?

Ruby: Hello handsome boy. I'm Ruby and you will be my mate. 🤗

Jaune: M-Mate! But I'm too young to be someone's mate?!

Summer: *sigh* Well I'm sorry but when my little Ruby sets her sight on something nothing can stop her. By the way my name's Summer and you already know Ruby. So what's your name?

Jaune: I-its Jaune. Ma'am...

Summer: Well Jaune how about you join us for dinner. And afterwards we will continue our talk about you being Ruby's mate.

Ruby: tee-hee. I'm not letting you out of my sight handsome. 😍