#ruby x jaune

[reashot]

What Makes You Think We're Dating?

Ruby: Hi Bestie! 😁

Jaune: Hey Bestie to you too!

*runs towards Jaune*

Ruby: *hugs Jaune* I love you so much... 🥰

Cuz you're my best friend in the whole wide world. 😉

Jaune: I love you...

As a best friend Ruby.

Yang: What's wrong with you two?

Weiss: I hope the two of you fall off a cliff and die..

Blake: How are you two not a couple yet?

Ruby: Silly kitty. Me and Jaune are just besties. 😽

Jaune: And besties are better than a couple. Look, can a couple communicate with each others just through nuzzling.

WBY: Uhh.......

Jaune: It means I appreciate her company and I want to spend more time with her...

As a friend of course.

[leorobotsworld]

Weiss is studying at the library when she receives a message from Ruby

Weiss: *thinking* a video? what is this now?

She plays the video

In the video, Ruby is being hugged tightly by Jaune

Ruby: I'm trapped, I went in for a hug, and now he won't let me go

She's struggles to get free

Jaune: *muffled* No

She tries again

Jaune: *muffled* Nooo

Ruby: *laughing* Help me, Weiss

The video ends

Weiss: *whispering* ...dolts

She gets up and goes to Ruby's aid

*later*

Both Ruby and Weiss were being hugged by a sleepy Jaune

Weiss: ...

Ruby: *smiling*

Weiss: *blushing* it was a trap, wasn't it?

Ruby: *smiling* yep

[arc-misadventures]

Wedding Bells

Ruby: Someday, I want to marry, Jaune!

Yang: Aww~! That's so…?!

Jaune: You're gonna have to come up with something better than that, if you want to get your grubby little hands on my, First Edition, Original, Foil, Charizard! BITCH!

Yang: What?! Ruby, doesn't want to marry your for some dumb card! Right, Ruby?

Ruby: Shit! I thought that would work…

Yang: Say what now?

[lord-of-rain]

Looking for Ruby V9

Blake: You're sure Ruby ran in here?

Jaune: *holding a torch* Yeah. Be careful. This cave is full of monsters that morph into your greatest sexual desire. So if you see stuff like-

Thicc goth tomboy: Hey vomit boy~

Jaune: Shit! shit! shit! *Unsheathes Crocea mors*

Blake: Wait, what did it just call you?

Jaune: Not unpacking that now!

Blake: Okay, but seriously, who would fall for something like tha-

Blonde himbo: Hey, Blake. Do you know what animal the pink pather is?

Blake: We're gonna die in here, Jaune.

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Ruby’s Birthday Gift

_WBY_N_R: Happy Birthday, Ruby!

Ruby: Aw…! Thanks everyone! 😃

Nora: Wait, where are Jaune and Pyrrha go?

Ruby: Since today’s my birthday AND Halloween, they let me pick their costumes as a gift! They should be here in a minute!

Pyrrha: *from behind the door* …um…Ruby…?

Jaune: …we’re here, and we wore the costumes, but…

Ruby: Then come on in! I want to see my birthday present! 🤩

Pyrrha: *dressed as Malenia, Blade of Miquella*

Jaune: *dressed as Goblin Slayer*

Ruby: My favorite armored badasses from my favorite video game and anime! 😁

Yang: *rolls her eyes* You could’ve made your boyfriend and girlfriend dress as anything, and you went with video games and anime. That’s my nerdy little sister! 🙄

Later…

Ruby: *sitting on her bed* Okay, let’s see your OTHER costumes!

Pyrrha/Jaune: *awkwardly step into view, wearing skimpy red/black goth outfits replete with torn fishnets, corsets, and dyed hair*

Goth Pyrrha/Goth Jaune: H-happy birthday, Ruby! We love you…! 😣

Ruby: 🥳

[dragonking10]

Ruby walks in the dorm room limping and her team notices

Yang: Hey sis, are you okay?

Ruby: Oh I'm fine, I pulled a muscle while working out with Jaune.

Weiss: Doing what, squats?

Ruby: No, by pounding m- I mean yeah doing squats *laughs nervously*

Blake caught what she meant

Blake: Maybe you pulled a muscle helping Jaune train with his 'sword'?

Ruby suddenly materializes next to Blake and pat her back

Ruby laughs: Ha ha ha, oh Blake that was a good joke!

Ruby leans to Blake and whispers low to only the cat faunus could hear

Ruby whispers: If you tell anyone, and I mean ANYONE! I'll have Zwei chew and piss all over your precious book collection.

Blake's eyes widen in fear

Blake whispers: You wouldn't dare!

Ruby's silver eyes activated a bit with a dark aura around her

Ruby whispers: Try me bitch!

Ruby suddenly went back to where she was standing

Ruby: Anyway I'm gonna go help Jaune keep up with his studys, bye!

Ruby turns and slowly limp out of the room

Yang turns to Blake: So what did she say to you?

Blake kept her mouth shut fearing for her life.

[rachetmath]

Retracing Steps

Nora: Jaune?

Jaune: *researching*

Nora: Jaune?! Jaune?!!

Jaune: What?

Nora: Jaune I get you and Lewis were friends but he’s gone.

Jaune: I know.

Ren: So what are we looking for? His grave?

Jaune: No. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Emerald: Then what is it?

Jaune: His first draft.

Nora: You mean his book?

Jaune: Yeah. Lewis censored a lot of information. More importantly, his story was based on his diary. I don’t know what happened to him but he still lived in Vacuo or moved. He had to have taken it with him.

Nora: But what’s so important is that you need his book.

Jaune: *silent*

Nora: No. Jaune you’re not thinking– Are you-

Jaune: Slow down. Yes, I’m looking for a way to return to the Ever After. But not for me. For Salem.

Ren: What?

Jaune: When I was in the Ever After, I thought Ascension just meant death. Which it is. However, it’s also about rebirth. Making changes in one’s self. 

Emerald: And? What does this have to do with Salem? 

Jaune: Think about what Ruby told us. Salem failed to learn the value of life and death. In The Ever After you still die but-

Emerald: Salem’s immortal Jaune.

Jaune: Listen. After you die or are taken by the tree as Ruby described, you are sent to the forger. The forger has the power to create, reforge, and repair you.

Nora: Jaune we fail to see your point.

???: I get it.

Ren: Ruby? When did you and your team-

Ruby: Sorry. I was looking for Jaune a while ago. They were just helping me look. I wanted to talk but that can wait. Jaune, if what I’m guessing is correct then if you find this portal back to The Ever After, you can send Salem there.

Jaune: Yes. However once I find it and see if it works, I need Raven there before sending Salem. 

Yang: Why my mom?

Jaune: Her semblance allows her to travel anywhere as long as she has been there before. 

Ruby: And unlike the staff, it ignores time and space. That means Raven can easily leave the Ever After without having to go through the door again.

Emerald: Okay. Stop! You keep talking about the Ever After but what about Salem?! What does any of this have to do with beating Salem?!

Ruby: *smile* It’s possible but only a theory. If we send Salem to the Ever After, allowing the tree to take her-

Weiss: Then she ascends. 

Blake: Allowing the forger to reset her.

Yang: Leaving her-

Jaune: That’s right.  She can be imprisoned or she can return but maybe as… a mortal.

NER: !!!!

Nora: Meaning…

Ren: She can finally be killed.

Ruby: Exactly. 

Nora: Yes! Fearless Leader strikes again. *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Nora, calm down. Besides like Ruby said it’s theoretical. And even so, she could come back maybe stronger than before.

Weiss: Maybe. But still-

Yang: It’s better than nothing.

Jaune: *continues his research*

Ruby: Hey, can you all leave for a minute? I want to talk to Jaune alone. 

NER and WBY: *leave*

Jaune: *sigh*

Ruby: I’m… I’m… I’m sorry.

Jaune: For what?

Ruby: For what happened on the bridge? 

Jaune: *stops what he’s doing for a second*

Ruby: I… I figured out what happened. Put two and two together. And… I’m sorry.

Jaune: *continues working* Just promise this. Don’t be like them.

Ruby: Like who?

Jaune: Pyrrha. Penny. And Alyx.

Ruby: I don't -

Jaune: Pyrrha thought she could do it. Though it was slim she still went in with no way out. She could have lived to fight by our side if she hadn't been egotistic. Penny could have lived if she had been a little more selfish. Willingly to put her life first before others. What made her death even sadder was… she died a puppet on the strings. Alyx died because of ignorance. She thought irrationally. Jump to conclusions. Not taking the time to think things through. All those things probably are what ultimately led her to her death. She was truly a naive girl.

Ruby: *silent*

Jaune: Look Ruby, your silver eyes are not the only things that make you special. And just because you get praise for it doesn't mean you should let them define you. You are not alone. So please, count on me to help. Or at least your team. Don't die over pride. 

Ruby: *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Hm. Hey, what's- …oh.

Ruby: *in tears* 

Jaune: *sighs and smiles* Alright, I’ll take a break, for you at least.

Ruby: Thank you.

[anretoga]

What if the heroes took the roles of their enemies ?

[sundial-s]

Yang: Look, If you’re going to date my sister, can you at least take her somewhere….I dunno, nice?

Jaune: I can take her to chilis

Yang:

Jaune:

Yang:*sigh* just have her home by 8

[bluearc009]

So I heard Ruby and Jaune were suppose to hug in Kuroyuri

So here how it should had happened

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Grim Tales

Darkness Within

Cold. Isolated. That's what Ruby felt when she found herself surrounded by pitch black.

Ruby: H-Hello?

She heard a faint hiss as a stream of red light appeared in the distance. Immidiately, Ruby was gripped by fear. She recognised it as the blade of a Sith. The sound of footsteps touched her ears and Ruby backed away. Her heart was thumping and her hands were trembling. The steps were getting louder.

Ruby: *quietly* Get away from me. Please.

Suddenly, everything was silent except for thr humming of the blade. Ruby gasped when she saw the face of her assailant. It was Blake, staring at her with sinister golden eyes. Ruby's breaths slowed and her muscles tensed. From her waist, she drew her own lightsaber and ignited it.

Ruby: YAAAAAH!!!!

Ruby made the first strike, only to have it parried. She staggered, but quickly found her footing and lunged towards her.

SLASH!!!

Ruby: AGGGGGH!!!! AGH! AGHHH!!!

Ruby felt a searing pain run all the down her back. Blake had scarred her. Ruby kept a tight grip on her lightsaber and turned around, raising it for a downward strike.

KSSHH!! KSSHH!! KSSHH!!

Every attack was swiftly blocked and the pain made it harder to for Ruby to keep her stance. She looked at Blake and grit her teeth. She wasn't going to lose. Not this time. Blake was ready to make her move and tried to slash at Ruby's head. However, Ruby managed to deliver a swift counterattack and sliced off her arm. A horrified look appeared on Blake's face and Ruby pierced her heart without a second thought. Silver met gold as Ruby glared deep into Blake's eyes. Strangely, Blake started smile and she slowly reached for Ruby's cheek.

Blake: You're almost ready. *chuckles*

Ruby pulled her lightsaber out of Blake's chest and trembled as the Sith's laughter turned maniacal.

* * *

Ruby's eyes shot wide open and she screamed until her throat burned.

Jaune: *bursts through door* Ruby! Ruby! Calm down, I'm here! *grabs onto her shoulders*

Ruby: *hugs Jaune tightly* J-Jaune! I-It's her! I killed her! I killed her! I-

Jaune: *hugs back*Hey, hey, hey. You're alright, you're safe. Just breathe, okay? Like we practiced. *slow breaths*

Ruby: *slow breaths*

Jaune: That's it.

Ruby: *sighs* I-I saw Blake again. We... were fighting, she injured my back, I- I killed her

But she.... she wouldn't die and then*small tears* she was... laughing.

Jaune: Now, now sweetie. Remember, it was just a dream.

Ruby: *pushes off* But what if it's not? What if it's an omen? That I'm supposed to kill Blake? I.... I haven't had a peaceful sleep in a long time. Everytime I close my eyes, I see her.... *clenches bedsheets*

Jaune: Listen, why don't I put on some tea and talk to Master Ozpin? He can help.

Ruby: You think that will work?

Jaune: If anyone knows the true nature of the Force, it's Master Ozpin. He hasn't steered us wrong before.

Ruby: *chuckles* I guess not.

Jaune: Alright then. Let me get that tea. *walks to the door*

Ruby: Jaune?

Jaune: *turns around* Hm?

Ruby: T-Thank you. *blushes*

Jaune: *smiles* No problem.

Jaune closed the door to Ruby's bedroom and walked to the kitchen. While the tea leaves were brewing, he pulled out his holoprojector and called Master Ozpin.

Jaune: Hello Master. I see you're keeping well.

Ozpin: I am indeed. How are you?

Jaune: I'm very good. I've just about managed to get used to living here. I've even learned how to cook.

Ozpin: Excellent work, and what about Ruby?

Jaune: Oh um... *sighs* she's not coping so well. The nightmares are getting worse.

Ozpin: I see.

Jaune: She's been more scared of herself lately. She's been trying to avoid sleeping altogether and barely touches her lightsaber.

Ozpin: It always starts with fear. That's first step towards the Dark Side.

Jaune: What can we do? Tell me, please! I don't- *shakes* I don't wanna lose her.

Ozpin: She will face Blake again. That is inevitable. But in order to do that, she must first face herself. Take her to the Umbara System.

Jaune: What?! But that planet's strong in the Dark Side! If it already has a grip on her now, then-

Ozpin: *raises hand* Jaune. Calm down. I understand your worry but it is necessary for her to do this. Ignoring it will only be giving into her darkest impulses and it will set her down a path she will not recover from.

Jaune: But- *clenches fist* You're right, Master.

Ozpin: You and I will accompany her to the planet and during the preliminary trials. But the final test is where she will be alone. You and I shall not interfere.

Jaune: Very well, Master. Thank you.

Ozpin: May the Force be with. *holoprojector shuts off*

Jaune took the pot away from the heater and poured the tea into the cups. He took them inside Ruby's room and placed them by her bed. He reached out and touched her hands.

Ruby: Hm? What is it, Jaune?

Jaune: You and I need to have a talk.

* * *

Blake sat in her chamber in a deep meditated state. She had been at this for nearly four days, without touching even a crumb of food or a drop of water. Her nose and ears twitched and her eyes opened up. Taking a deep breath, she stopped meditating and stood up. A small, sly grin formed on her lips. The Force had called to her.

Blake: You can't hide from me, Ruby.

[reashot]

The NNN continues...

Ruby: Jaune breed me! 😡

Jaune: No.

Ruby: Breed me slowly... 😞

Jaune: No.

Ruby: Breed me quickly? 😤

Jaune: Still no.

Ruby: Then when will you breed me? 😭

Jaune: Until NNN is over.

Ruby: Well I believe in Non-stop Nut November! So I command you to nut yourself inside of me Jaune! 🍆 💦 🌹

Jaune: No. Begone from my sight Ruby Rose or I will never talk to you ever again.

Ruby: *gasp* No anything but that. 🫣

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *opens door* Hey Weiss, have you-

*She sees a sleeping Jaune hugging a fully awake Weiss*

Ruby: Trapped?

Weiss: Yes

Ruby: Need help?

Weiss: ..no

Ruby:

Weiss:

Ruby: Can I join?

Weiss: *blushing with her arms open* ..yes

Ruby: *dives into Weiss's arms* Yay

[arc-misadventures]

Gun Girls

Jaune: There are Gun Girls, and there are Gun Girls.

Jaune: There are many differences between the two, but they both contain one thing in common.

Jaune: I want to fuck the Gun Girls.

~~~

Blake: I'm a gun girl! That mean's he wants to fuck me!

Yang: I have two guns, he wants to fuck me more than you!

Emerald: Well I have two guns, but mine are bigger than yours so, ha!

Pyrrha: Step aside girls, I have a rifle, he'll want to fuck a real woman~!

Ruby: I have a sniper rifle! That's a bigger reason to fuck me!

May: He'll want me because I have a sniper rifle, and more womanly assets than you~!

: Ladies~!

The group turn to see, Coco posing seductively in her underwear with her minigun.

Coco: Get on my level~!

RBYPME: ...

Ruby: FUCK!

[lord-of-rain]

Vol 10, Jaune's ranged option

And it's consequences have been a disaster for his pelvi-

Jaune: Oh, there you are Rubes.

Ruby: Oh... hey Jaune.

Jaune: Okay... I know things aren't the same between us, but you need to see this

*Hands Ruby a white and gold pistol*

Ruby: *Turning it over in her hands* Woah, you made this yourself?

Jaune: Yeah, I kinda... based it off your design.

Ruby, blushing: Really? But making it a pistol would decrease its range and stopping power.

Jaune: Yeah, I had to make a few tweaks, but I mostly got around it with these experimental rounds that replace the tip with micro-rockets.

Ruby, nose bleeding: Oh~

Jaune, 4 hours later: *shirtless, and half dead from exhaustion*

Ruby, fidgeting: A- and that's why Jaune's in my bed... like that.

WBY:...

Weiss: Not explaining this to his team, one, two, three, not it.

Ruby: Not it!

Blake: Not it.

Yang No i- fuck.

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Difficult Decisions

Ruby: …okay, so it’s decided! We’ll flip a coin to decide who dates Jaune!

Ruby: AND NO USING YOUR SEMBLANCE TO CHEAT! I’ll be watching! 😠

Pyrrha: Drat…! 😣

Ruby: *flips coin* Call it!

Pyrrha: Heads!

Pyrrha/Ruby: *cling to each other as the coin spins through the air, carrying their fates with it* 😖

Coin: *lands perfectly on-edge*

Pyrrha/Ruby:

Pyrrha: W-what does that mean…? 😨

Ruby: I don’t know! Does the universe want us to share Jaune? Is that a thing? 😰

Pyrrha: I don’t know either! How are we going to explain this to Jaune?! 😫

Elsewhere…

Jaune: *staring in abject disbelief at arkos/lancaster coin balanced perfectly on edge*

Jaune: …no f****** way…

Arkos/Lancaster Coin: