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Ruby: You wouldn't!
Jaune: *serious* Try me.
*later in the bathtub*
Ruby: *red* Never say those words again
Jaune: *kisses her head* Yeah, sure
Never Again
Ruby: *Staying up late working on a weapon project*
Jaune: Ruby, come to bed.
Ruby: Nope. I need to get this done tonight.
Jaune: Says who?
Ruby: Says me.
Jaune: ...Don't make me do something drastic Ruby.
Ruby: Like what?
Jaune: If you don't go to bed night now, I won't ever take a bath with you again.
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The Stepson Protag
Blake: Hey, Jaune?
Jaune: What's up, Blake?
Blake: Can I ask you something?
Jaune: Sure, what is it?
Blake: You're a stepson, with a stepmom, and an older stepsister, and a younger stepsister?
Jaune: I just call them my mom, and my sisters, but yeah.
Blake: Okay... So... That's your stepmom?

Jaune: Uhh, Yeah, Summer Rose is my stepmom.
Blake: And, that's your... Older stepsister?
Jaune: By about a month... But, yeah, Yang's my older sister.
Blake: Okay... And, she's your younger stepsister?

Jaune: Yes, Ruby is my younger sister…?
Blake: Wow...
Jaune: Uhhh...? Am I... Am I missing something here, Blake?
Blake: Dude! You're living the dream!
Jaune: What dream?
Blake: You're a young teenage boy living with a smoking hot stepmom, and a hot babe of an older sister, and a cute little sister! You living the dream of any hentai protagonist!
Jaune: What the hell are you talking about?!
Blake: I'm talking about...?!
Jaune: I fucking know what you're talking about! I'm just shocked you're saying that!
Blake: But, your mom is...
Jaune: My mother is...!
~~~
Summer: Oh gods yes~!
Jaune: Ahh, Mom!
Summer: I told you... Ohh~! I told you, Jaune, call me, Summer~! MmmmHH~!
Jaune: But, Summer, I'm your son, we shouldn't be doing this! So warm!
Summer: Oh, Jaune~! You're the man of the house~! You're doing your duties to the... Ahhh fuck~! The lady of the house~! Mmmm~!
Jaune: Okay... but, at the rate we're going at it... You'll end up...
Summer: That's the idea~! Come on, Jaune~! Ensure... Ohhhh~! Ensure that the Arc-Rose bloodline endures~!
Jaune: O-Okay, Summer... Here I...?! ERGH?!
Summer: OHHHHH~! So warm~!
~~~
Jaune: Is a kind, and good woman, who cares deeply for her children! Me, and my stepsisters!
Blake: Oh... But, what about, Ruby?
Jaune: My little sister, Ruby is...!
~~~
Ruby: Mmmm~! B-Big bro~!
Jaune: What is it?
Ruby: It's... It's so... so big~!
Jaune: Does it hurt?
Ruby: No... It just feels so good~! Mmmm~!
Jaune: Alright then, I'm going to start moving now.
Ruby: Oh? Oh! Ohhh~! Oh gods~! It's so deep~!
Jaune: Gods, you're so tight, Ruby!
Ruby: OH~! This is just how I always imagined it would happen~!
Jaune: Ahh! Imagine what?
Ruby: How big bro would pop my cherry~!
Jaune: I took your what?
~~~
Jaune: Is a kind, sweet caring individual! She may be a crazy little gun nut! But, she's the best little sister I could ask for!
Blake: And, what about, Yang?
Jaune: And, Yang is...!
~~~
Jaune: Hey, Yang is the washing machine free, I need to...?
Yang: GRRRR! Ahh?! Come on?!
Jaune: Uhh, Yang?
Yang: Oh, Jaune! Thank gods you're here!
Jaune: Yang, are you.... Are you stuck... In the washing machine...?
Yang: ...
Yang: Yes...
Jaune: How?
Yang: I wasn't sure if I got all of the laundry out, so I leant in to see... and my tits got me wedged in here...
Jaune: Your stupid tits got you stuck in there?
Yang: Hey! My big phat titties are a work of art! There isn't anything stupid about my bouncing melons~!
Jaune: Oh... okay... What did you have to lean inside to look, couldn't you have just spun the ring by hand, and see if anything fell down?
Yang: That would have been the smart thing to do!
Jaune: Oh gods...
Yang: Come on, get me out of here, Jaune!
Jaune: Okay... Give me a...?!
Yang: Wait!
Jaune: What is it?
Yang: I have to say it!
Jaune: Say what?
Yang: Help me stepbro! I'm stuck~!
Jaune: ...
Yang: Sorry, I had to.
Jaune: Haa... I'm going to regret this... I'm going to regret not doing this more, but nonetheless, I'm going to regret this...
Yang: Regret wha…?!
"SLAP!"
Yang: Ohhhhh~!
Jaune: Did you just…?
Yang: J-J-Jaune...?
Jaune: Y-Yeah...?
Yang: Harder~!
~~~
Jaune: Is a horrible jokester who often get's on my nerves. Seriously, I'm sick to death with all the stepbro jokes...
Jaune: However, they are my family! And, while they may not be my family by blood, but they are my family nonetheless, and I love them! And, just because they're my stepsisters, and my stepmom does not mean I am living out every horn hentai protags wet dream!
Blake: Uh hu...
Jaune: ...
Blake: ...
Jaune: Yang told you about the washing...
Blake: Yang told me about the washing machine insistent, yes.
Jaune: Gods dammit, Yang...
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Banana Split Sundae W/ Strawberry 🍨

The Arc Family's household.
Ruby: Jaune!!! I'm here to play. (And maybe we can "play" with each other later) 😊
Jaune: Oh hey, Ruby. Come in we have Ice creams. Neo is already sitting down with the family.
Neo: *waves*
Ruby: N-Neo? B-but Jaune she's with the bad guys. S-she tried to kill Yang and me. 😳
Mama Arc: Oh don't be so dramatic Ruby. Neo is currently staying with us because of her terms of parole.
Ruby: S-she's staying here. Does that mean she's sleeping with Jaune? 😮
Neo: *blush*
Jaune: Well no, she's staying in Saphron's old room actually. Which is next to mine.
Mama Arc: Honestly Jaune if you want you can let her sleep in your room. And with any luck I will have my grandchildren.
Neo: *gasp*
Ruby: But mama Arc. I thought you wanted me to be your son's baby momma? 😢
Mama Arc: I'm sorry Ruby dear. But you just take too long. And Neo actually showed more success with Jaune. I mean just look at them now.
Neo: *kiss Jaune's cheek*
Jaune: Oh stop it, Neo. Kissing me won't make me give you the ice cream any faster.
Ruby: 😰
Mama Arc: See Ruby. She's already in second base with Jaune. Won't be long now before she and Jaune do the actual deed.
Ruby: (I'm only in first base!) But certainly Neo is not wife material for the Arc family... Heh, heh...
I mean she's a common criminal.
While I'm the daughter of the famed huntresses Summer Rose.
My outstanding combat skill allows me to skip a few grades.
Not to mention my silver eyes would be passed down to the Arc family.
There's no one more suited for your son than me. 😤
Mama Arc: Tempting, tempting...
Jaune: Ruby what's gotten into you?
You would never say something like this.
Ruby: But Jaune she doesn't deserve you. 😭
Jaune: Ruby. I'm old enough to make a decision on who I can date. And frankly I would rather be with Neo now that I know that you think like this.
Ruby: 🫨
Neo: *smug looks of victory*
Ruby:

That's right whore and don't you forget it. 🤬
Jaune: Ruby!?
Ruby: She started it! 😡
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby#ruby x jaune#rwby lancaster#rwby shitpost#silent knight#jaune x neo#mama arc
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gilded rose jorny ft. wolf faunus Ruby and The Rose Genes
Ruby, sweetly: You can't stop this, Pyrrha~
Pyrrha: *eyes narrowing* Back off, Ruby. He's mine.
Ruby: I can't. The Rose Genes demand I find a cute, lovable blond idiot dating a tall scary bitch and fuck both of them so hard they won't ever forget the name Rose!
Pyrrha: *blushing* W-wait both-?
Ruby, grinning and licking her teeth: That's right, and if you're good I might let you double team him with me.
Pyrrha: *flustered squeaking noises*
Ruby, wolf ears perking up: Great, I'll pick both of you up at six! *slaps both Pyrrha and Jaune's asses and walks away giddily, her tail wagging rapidly*
Ruby, calling over her shoulder: Oh, and don't bring protection!
Pyrrha: ...
Jaune: ...What the fuck just happened?
Pyrrha: I... think we both just got a girlfriend?
Jaune: ...
Pyrrha: ...
Jaune: So we're totally rolling with this, right?
Pyrrha: Oh, definitely.
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Ruby:*instant transmissions behind him* oh i will
Jaune:wa?
*gets jumped*
Jaune: I'm telling you, a girl could smack me in my head, and i would still not realize she was into me
Ruby: *smack the back of his head*
Jaune: Ow, what was that for?
Ruby: *slightly annoyed* nothing
*At the beach in the Ever After*
Jaune: *realizes* Aw fuck me
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Ruby #1: I'm the real Ruby! Shoot her, Jaune!
Ruby #2: Don't listen to her Jaune! Shoot her!
Jaune: *holding a gun* In Atlas... who took my hoodie.
Ruby#2: It was Nora!
Ruby #1: *sigh* It was m-
Jaune: *Shoots Ruby #1*
Ruby #1: *sparks and slumps to the ground*
Ruby: H- how did you know she was fake?
Jaune: Because the real you would never admit to that.
Ruby: Hehe, yeah, I guess you're right.
Jaune: Give me my hoodie back.
Ruby: Hard pass.
#rwby lancaster#jaune arc#rwby#ruby rose#ruby x jaune#rwby shitpost#lancaster#lancaster rwby#jaune x ruby
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Nora's Plan B
Hey Nora.
Nora: Sup Em, whicha want?
Emerald: Say if Ren doesn’t work out would you date Jaune?
Nora: Yes.
Emerald: What?
Ruby: What?
Weiss: What?
Nora: What? Is that a big deal?
Emerald: Explain.
Nora: I mean I call Jaune a fearless leader for a reason.
Weiss: But Cardin-
Nora: Let’s break it down. Jaune let Cardin get away with what he did was because of his transcripts however that’s also because Jaune was used to situations like because no one has ever helped him with that. Think about it, how many friends Jaune had before Beacon?
Ruby: Hm.
Nora: Plus the moment Cardin threatened Pyrrha his attitude took a whole 180. Shoot after the Ursa he was ready to fight Cardin again.
Ruby and Weiss: Yeah, she’s not wrong.
Nora: Next, Cinder would have to watch Jaune’s progression in order to set up a good team for us to fight. Didn’t she?
Emerald: Yeah.
Nora: And Jaune stood up for Pyrrha when everybody was laying pressure on her. That’s something.
RWE: True.
Ruby: But Nora sometimes Jaune-
Nora: Hold on, yeah, Jaune has his hissy fits but then again, don’t we all grieve differently. Plus Ruby, Qrow waited until we were attacked by Salem’s forces to explain everything. Instead, he could have just told us from the start. He was doing unnecessary things. So yeah Jaune has every right to be mad. I say Qrow should have counted his blessings that Jaune was willing to help him at all if you weren’t around. Or Jaune kills him by his own hands.
Ruby: Oh.
Weiss: But then he- Oscar-
Nora: With Oscar, Jaune admitted he overreacted with him. But, again, understandble. We grieve at our own pace. And I mean seriously Ozpin hadyears to stop Salem and he hasn’t done it. Ozpin might as well be just as bad as Salem. Also if you have not noticed back in Argus the moment he pushed Oscar to the wall none of us were ready. Remember how Yang looked?
RW:
Nora: That was fear. I will say that takes points away for being attractive but it also shows he has a breaking point. Which for most people needs to be avoided cause someone could end up dead. But again Jaune proves he has control of his emotions by letting Oscar go.
Yang: Yeah she’s not wrong.
Ruby: Yang how-
Yang: Stay on topic. Look I’m cool with Ren and you know I- I understood why he was upset but the moment he realized his tone with Jaune-
Yang: He knew. He knew he f**** up but then Jaune’s response- Oh my god.
Yang: He maintained his composure. His behavior proves he learned from Argus with Oscar. He still was willing to talk with him.
Yang: If that’s not maturity then I don’t know what is. Just saying.
Ruby: But Jaune in the Ever After was-
Yang: Okay let’s compare. Ren was upset about Atlas and Mantle. Instead of being upset about it and following orders, what else has he done to fix anything? Nothing. And when he finally expressed himself it was after Oscar got kidnapped. And we were stranded in the middle of miles in snow with no food or transportation. Meanwhile, leaving those thousands of people to die.
Me: But didn’t you start it?
Yang: Doesn’t matter.
Me: Yes it-
Yang: Shut up. And in the Ever After Ruby…. …. We were there for a day and we made Little homeless. Robbed the knights. Almost died playing a game of chess with a spoiled brat. Fought our inner demons. And destroyed a city market with people in it to save ourselves from Neo. In one day mind you we did all of that.
Ruby: Holy-
Yang: Now with Jaune he wasn’t dismissing our problem but we were contemplating at the wrong time.
Yang: Mainly because a storm came.
Yang: He then brought us to his home.
Yang: And let's recall he was waiting for us. Something he didn’t have to do. At all. And what did we do? Judge the man for taking care of a bunch of children who want to die.
Yang: Then we brought Neo to him.
Yang: And Ruby -
Ruby: No further comments.
Yang: And Ratchet.
Me: *sigh* Okay. Fine. If you have seen my list of Jaune ships or seen any of my post on Ren and Nora., my outlook on them is not good. But after thinking about the reason I hate Nora, I steadily realized, ‘man, what I am saying, she’s better than Sakura.” She doesn’t physically or mentally abuse Jaune like Sakura does to Naruto. And unlike the other besides Pyrrha she’s consistent with Jaune. So I'll admit I was petty with her in volume seven and eight. I can see Nora’s Arc happening.
Nora: Thank you. Anyways Emerald I would date Jaune as my plan B. Especially if Ren and I don’t recover from Atlas.
Emerald: Well damn. Too bad you got competition.
Nora: *laugh*
RWE: *shocked*
Nora: Let them come. But remember, team JNPR. And team JNRO. And team RNJR.
Weiss: What is that- oh my god.
Nora: That’s right. I’m number two. I’m the second. I’m always beside Jaune. Not Pyrrha. Not Ren. Me. He’s the leader. But the queen of the motherf***ing castle. Bye ladies. *leaves*
Yang: Damn.
Weiss: Oh no, I better act fast.
Ruby: I need Ren to clean up his mess quickly.
Emerald: She most definitely
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GLOMP
A Nom Sequel
Wolf!Ruby: Hey Jaune.
Wolf!Jaune: No.
Wolf!Ruby: I didnt even said it yet!
Wolf!Jaune: But i know what you are gonna do. The moment i ask What, you are gonna Nom my face again. Im not falling into that.
Wolf!Ruby: Well... then you dont wanna know that New thing i learned.
Wolf!Jaune: New thing? *Turning around to look at her*
Wolf!Ruby: A thing Nora teached me... Its called... Glomp.
Wolf!Jaune: What's Glomp?
Wolf!Ruby: GLOMP TO NOM YOUR FACE!

Wolf!Jaune: You Tricked me!
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: Betrayed once more!
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: Now you are trying to swallow my face and its cuddling up with me.
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: ... I can accept that.
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
#rwby au#rwby jaune#rwby shitpost#rwby ruby rose#lancaster#wolf jaune#wolf ruby rose#wolf!au#nom#ruby rose#jaune arc#ruby x jaune
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why Jaune can’t play certain games
Yang: Ah I’m so bored
Jaune: hey guys do you want to play a game to pass the time
Blake: sure what kind?
Jaune: Monopoly
Ruby: sure
Blake: great
_W_Y:…….
Jaune: What?
Blake: Jaune we need to tell you something
Jaune: What?
Yang: To out it lightly-
Wiess: You are banned from playing monopoly
Jaune:What why?
Ruby: But sis….
Yang: Sorry Rubes
Jaune: Okay why?
Wiess: Because when you and Ruby play you take things too far…..
Ruby: Oh come on we aren’t that competitive
Blake: It’s not that….
Wiess: You just make things weird….
Blake: yea....
Ruby: Like when?
Yang: How about last time when we played 3 days ago?

Yang who is crying over that memory: you corrupted my innocent little sister
Ruby: we were just jokkiing
Wiess: JAUNE YOU WERE FUCKING ON THE TABLE
Yang, sobbed louder
Ruby: we just like to get into our roles
Wiess: WHAT ROLES?
Wiess: YOU FUCKED ON THE BOARD WE HAD TO BURN IT
Wiess: blake was the only one who enjoyed it
Blake: Yeah it was hot
From then on, they could only play STRICT board games and card game EXCEPT STRIP POKER
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When Ruby answers the door like this... does Jaune tell her about what is being shown off? Or is he too embarrassed to tell her that her breasts and bra are showing?
“I…I tried to tell her but my brain didn’t work at the moment….” Jaune replied with a blush as he tried and failed not to look at Ruby chest.
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Gilded Rose: Ruby’s Birthday Gift
_WBY_N_R: Happy Birthday, Ruby!
Ruby: Aw…! Thanks everyone! 😃
Nora: Wait, where are Jaune and Pyrrha go?
Ruby: Since today’s my birthday AND Halloween, they let me pick their costumes as a gift! They should be here in a minute!
Pyrrha: *from behind the door* …um…Ruby…?
Jaune: …we’re here, and we wore the costumes, but…
Ruby: Then come on in! I want to see my birthday present! 🤩
Pyrrha: *dressed as Malenia, Blade of Miquella*
Jaune: *dressed as Goblin Slayer*
Ruby: My favorite armored badasses from my favorite video game and anime! 😁
Yang: *rolls her eyes* You could’ve made your boyfriend and girlfriend dress as anything, and you went with video games and anime. That’s my nerdy little sister! 🙄
Later…
Ruby: *sitting on her bed* Okay, let’s see your OTHER costumes!
Pyrrha/Jaune: *awkwardly step into view, wearing skimpy red/black goth outfits replete with torn fishnets, corsets, and dyed hair*
Goth Pyrrha/Goth Jaune: H-happy birthday, Ruby! We love you…! 😣
Ruby: 🥳
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What if the heroes took the roles of their enemies ?
#rwby ruby rose#rwby jaune arc#jaunearc#rwby ruby#rwby jaune#ruby rose#jaune arc#rwby lancaster#lancaster rwby#lancaster#ruby x jaune#rubyrose#jaune x ruby#jaune#rwby salem#rwby tyrian
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Ruby: *opens door* Hey Weiss, have you-
*She sees a sleeping Jaune hugging a fully awake Weiss*
Ruby: Trapped?
Weiss: Yes
Ruby: Need help?
Weiss: ..no
Ruby:
Weiss:
Ruby: Can I join?
Weiss: *blushing with her arms open* ..yes
Ruby: *dives into Weiss's arms* Yay
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Your Semblance Is What?
Weiss: H-Hold on?
Weiss: You can do what with your semblance?
Jaune: Shapeshifter. I can change my form to however I wish it to be. Well, almost, I can look like other humans, animals, and even, Grimm, but I can’t change the colours of my eyes. They’ll always be blue.
Weiss: Can you become anything else, like an inanimate object?
Jaune: Yep! I can change into a locker, and you could hide in me.
Weiss: Whoa…! C-Can you change into any… fictional things? Like a weird gun?
Jaune: Depends… I can change into something that looks like one, but I have to know how it works. Like turning myself into a weapon, say a pistol is easy, but to actual fire like a gun, I need to learn how a real gun works. Otherwise, I have to imagine it until I figure out how it best works.
Jaune: My sister asked me to change into a slime from her favourite videogame, it took me months to figure out how to do anything in that body…
Weiss: So… You could change yourself right now to look like a bull faunas?
Jaune: Easily!
Jaune: See? What do you think?
Weiss: Whoa…
Jaune: Personally I prefer wolf ears…
Weiss: Awww~!
Jaune: They don’t get in the way bullhorns do, plus I can hear with them!
Weiss: That’s convenient.
Jaune: I can also become a woman too!
Weiss: Wait, what?
Jeanne: See~?
Weiss: Oh gods…?!
Jeanne: I found out I could do this one day after my sisters made me wear a dress again, they got upset they couldn’t dress me up in drag after I did this.
Weiss: So big. So bouncy.
Jaune: But, I prefer this form in all honesty. Less of a hassle.
Weiss: So uhh… J-Jaune… Since you can change your shape…
Jaune: That’s a shapeshifter for ya.
Weiss: Could we… could you change into… into… (Whisper whisper)
Jaune: Yeah, I can. Why?
Weiss: Because I want you to… (Whisper whisper)
Jaune: What?! You want to do what?!
Weiss: Please! It’s always been a dream of mine!
Jaune: Weiss… this is…
Weiss: I’ll let you choose what we do next time!
Jaune: …
Weiss: Please~!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Haa…
Jaune: Fine…
Weiss: Wonderful! Just do this, this once for me, and we’ll never have to do it again.
Jaune: Oh I doubt that.
~~~
Jaune: Okay… Are you… comfortable, Weiss?
Weiss: Yes absolutely! Let’s begin~!
Jaune: Haa… You know… I expected a lot of things from you, Weiss. That you’re into this! I did not expect that…
Weiss: W-What’s wrong with me being an elf girl?
Jaune: Well, there’s nothing wrong with…
Weiss: That’s been tangled up in a slimes tentacles~!
Weiss:
Jaune: There’s plenty of wrong with…?!
Weiss: Where the tentacles strip her naked, then violate her body leaving her a panting moaning mess cover in it’s… Grrk?!
Jaune: Okay… Let’s just get this over with…
Weiss: (Moans~!)
Jaune: Oh gods… I hope no one else hears about this…
Ruby: Weiss?! You’ve been captured my a tentacle monster?! Don’t worry, I’ll save you!
Jaune: Ruby?! This isn’t what it looks like!
Jaune: …
Jaune: It’s exactly what it looks like… But, I can?!
Ruby: Whoops~? I dropped my weapon, and I’m a defenceless maiden at the mercy of these vile… girthy tentacles~! Whatever will I do~?
Jaune: Haa…
Jaune: No one will hear of this.
Ruby: No one, but you, Daddy~!
Jaune: Gods I hope this doesn’t become a thing…
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In Every World, In Every Timeline... 🌈 ⚔️ 🌹

Jaune and Ruby are being all "friendly" like...
Ruby: We are the bestest bestie evah! ❤️
Jaune: We sure are. Crater face.
Ruby: Ohh... I like you too. Vomit boy~ 😘
Jaune: Come 'ere you!
*grabs Ruby's waist and brings her closer to him*
Ruby: Kyan~ 😁
No! The cute blonde knight is about to violate me! 😉
Whatever shall I do? 😏
Jaune: Ha, ha. I have you now Ms. Rose.
For too long you have eluded my capture.
And now that I have you in my hands. I swear I will never let you go.
Ruby: But why Sir Knight? Why do you desire me so, for what reason do you want to capture me? 😶
Jaune: That's because you're the most beautiful girl I ever laid my eyes on.
Ruby: *gasp* really? 😮
Jaune: Yes. I am especially fond of your beautiful dark red hair. And your silver eyes...
Ruby: *gasp again* (He knows that my hair color is actually red. We really are besties 😳)
Jaune... Do you think we are best friends in every universe?
Jaune: ....where did this come from?
Ruby: You know just curious... 🥺
Jaune: Well, I hope so...
A long, long time ago:
Field of corpses as far as the eyes can see and somewhere in the midst of all the decaying bodies a clash of epic proportions is currently happening between two people a knight and a red robed woman.
Arc's Ancestor: I HATE YOU!!!
Rose's Ancestors: I HATE YOU MORE!!!
Arc: After I'm done killing you. I will make sure to hunt down the rest of your silver eyed abominations.
Rose: You're too late. While you're busy slaughtering the innocents my family has already left the woods by then.
Jaune: Then I better start now.
*stabs Rose*
Rose:
Uoghh!
I guess you finally did it...
Arc: This too fitting of an end for a witch like you. I would personally have you tortured for months before delivering the final blow. A pity...
Now, any last words?
Rose: Ugh... Yeah.
The k-king can kiss my ass...
He, he, he...
*smacks face*
Arc: Vile witch!
I should have known that your kind will betray the king eventually.
I swear on my life and all the life that will come after me that an Arc will be the one to put an end to the last of the silver eyes clan.
Rose: Then I swear too... That the Rose clan will be the one to put an end to the Arc family's line...
Fast forwards...
Jaune and Ruby playing patty cake.
Ghost Arc: WHAT THE SALEM ARE YOU DOING?!!
She's literally the last one!
Drive the family sword through her chest!
Ghost Rose: Why are you playing with the enemy?!
His family is responsible for wiping out our family!
Jaune: Hey Ruby did you hear something?
Ruby: Dunno could be the wind. I guess. 🌬️
Sorry that I haven't been posting. I have been feeling a bit overwhelmed lately and needed some break.
The reason I'm writing this is because I needed some background history for Jaune. And Ruby too I guess.
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Ruby walks in the dorm room limping and her team notices
Yang: Hey sis, are you okay?
Ruby: Oh I'm fine, I pulled a muscle while working out with Jaune.
Weiss: Doing what, squats?
Ruby: No, by pounding m- I mean yeah doing squats *laughs nervously*
Blake caught what she meant
Blake: Maybe you pulled a muscle helping Jaune train with his 'sword'?
Ruby suddenly materializes next to Blake and pat her back
Ruby laughs: Ha ha ha, oh Blake that was a good joke!
Ruby leans to Blake and whispers low to only the cat faunus could hear
Ruby whispers: If you tell anyone, and I mean ANYONE! I'll have Zwei chew and piss all over your precious book collection.
Blake's eyes widen in fear
Blake whispers: You wouldn't dare!
Ruby's silver eyes activated a bit with a dark aura around her
Ruby whispers: Try me bitch!
Ruby suddenly went back to where she was standing
Ruby: Anyway I'm gonna go help Jaune keep up with his studys, bye!
Ruby turns and slowly limp out of the room
Yang turns to Blake: So what did she say to you?
Blake kept her mouth shut fearing for her life.
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