#ruby x jaune

[reashot]

Get Married, fool!

Papa Arc: Son, you need to get married.

Jaune: Oh geez, gosh darn it. Dad, I would totally love to get married but alas. There is no one that I can think of...

Papa Arc: How about that blonde girl with the big, eh... Assets. I think she's interested in you.

Jaune: Yang? No I don't think she's even interested in men.

Papa Arc: Oh... That's hot.

What about that Schnee girl. She's beautiful, rich, kinda flat though, she's famous, rich...

Jaune: Dad, you just said rich twice. And she's not interested in me.

Papa Arc: Sorry to hear that. Maybe that faunus girl Blake. Sure she's a faunus but if you like her I won't have any problems with her.

Jaune: Dad. She's dating Yang...

Papa Arc: Oh... I see. That's hot.

Well that's all the person I can think of.

You sure you don't want to get married?

Jaune: I'm sure dad. No girls would even want me anyway.

Papa Arc: I'm sure there must be one for you.

Jaune: No. I don't think there's anyone else.

Look dad. If someone burst into that door asking me to marry her I would totally hundo percent marry her on the spot. And that's an Arc's promise.

*rumbling starts*

What is making that sound?

Outside

Ruby: *cackling*

Oh Jaune, you beautiful fool we got you now.

[purrgiri]

Ruby:i do lay awake thinking about him

Yang:(*from below her*) called it!!!

Jaune: *Leaving for a mission*

Jaune: Bye Rubes! I'll see you when I get back!

Ruby: Bye Jaune! Hehehe!

Yang: *Poking Ruby* Uh-oooh, Some-body's in lo-ove!

Ruby: No! I- I just want to get things back to normal with Jaune! It's not like I lay awake thinking about him.

Later that night

Ruby: *Laying awake thinking about him*

Ruby: Oh no.

[leorobotsworld]

Jaune: Ruby, they're being mean to me. 👉👈

Ruby: Who the FUCK is being mean to my wife?!

[arc-misadventures]

Your Semblance Is What?

Weiss: H-Hold on?

Weiss: You can do what with your semblance?

Jaune: Shapeshifter. I can change my form to however I wish it to be. Well, almost, I can look like other humans, animals, and even, Grimm, but I can’t change the colours of my eyes. They’ll always be blue.

Weiss: Can you become anything else, like an inanimate object?

Jaune: Yep! I can change into a locker, and you could hide in me.

Weiss: Whoa…! C-Can you change into any… fictional things? Like a weird gun?

Jaune: Depends… I can change into something that looks like one, but I have to know how it works. Like turning myself into a weapon, say a pistol is easy, but to actual fire like a gun, I need to learn how a real gun works. Otherwise, I have to imagine it until I figure out how it best works.

Jaune: My sister asked me to change into a slime from her favourite videogame, it took me months to figure out how to do anything in that body…

Weiss: So… You could change yourself right now to look like a bull faunas?

Jaune: Easily!

Jaune: See? What do you think?

Weiss: Whoa…

Jaune: Personally I prefer wolf ears…

Weiss: Awww~!

Jaune: They don’t get in the way bullhorns do, plus I can hear with them!

Weiss: That’s convenient.

Jaune: I can also become a woman too!

Weiss: Wait, what?

Jeanne: See~?

Weiss: Oh gods…?!

Jeanne: I found out I could do this one day after my sisters made me wear a dress again, they got upset they couldn’t dress me up in drag after I did this.

Weiss: So big. So bouncy.

Jaune: But, I prefer this form in all honesty. Less of a hassle.

Weiss: So uhh… J-Jaune… Since you can change your shape…

Jaune: That’s a shapeshifter for ya.

Weiss: Could we… could you change into… into… (Whisper whisper)

Jaune: Yeah, I can. Why?

Weiss: Because I want you to… (Whisper whisper)

Jaune: What?! You want to do what?!

Weiss: Please! It’s always been a dream of mine!

Jaune: Weiss… this is…

Weiss: I’ll let you choose what we do next time!

Jaune: …

Weiss: Please~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Haa…

Jaune: Fine…

Weiss: Wonderful! Just do this, this once for me, and we’ll never have to do it again.

Jaune: Oh I doubt that.

~~~

Jaune: Okay… Are you… comfortable, Weiss?

Weiss: Yes absolutely! Let’s begin~!

Jaune: Haa… You know… I expected a lot of things from you, Weiss. That you’re into this! I did not expect that…

Weiss: W-What’s wrong with me being an elf girl?

Jaune: Well, there’s nothing wrong with…

Weiss: That’s been tangled up in a slimes tentacles~!

Weiss:

Jaune: There’s plenty of wrong with…?!

Weiss: Where the tentacles strip her naked, then violate her body leaving her a panting moaning mess cover in it’s… Grrk?!

Jaune: Okay… Let’s just get this over with…

Weiss: (Moans~!)

Jaune: Oh gods… I hope no one else hears about this…

Ruby: Weiss?! You’ve been captured my a tentacle monster?! Don’t worry, I’ll save you!

Jaune: Ruby?! This isn’t what it looks like!

Jaune: …

Jaune: It’s exactly what it looks like… But, I can?!

Ruby: Whoops~? I dropped my weapon, and I’m a defenceless maiden at the mercy of these vile… girthy tentacles~! Whatever will I do~?

Jaune: Haa…

Jaune: No one will hear of this.

Ruby: No one, but you, Daddy~!

Jaune: Gods I hope this doesn’t become a thing…

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Ruby’s Birthday Gift

_WBY_N_R: Happy Birthday, Ruby!

Ruby: Aw…! Thanks everyone! 😃

Nora: Wait, where are Jaune and Pyrrha go?

Ruby: Since today’s my birthday AND Halloween, they let me pick their costumes as a gift! They should be here in a minute!

Pyrrha: *from behind the door* …um…Ruby…?

Jaune: …we’re here, and we wore the costumes, but…

Ruby: Then come on in! I want to see my birthday present! 🤩

Pyrrha: *dressed as Malenia, Blade of Miquella*

Jaune: *dressed as Goblin Slayer*

Ruby: My favorite armored badasses from my favorite video game and anime! 😁

Yang: *rolls her eyes* You could’ve made your boyfriend and girlfriend dress as anything, and you went with video games and anime. That’s my nerdy little sister! 🙄

Later…

Ruby: *sitting on her bed* Okay, let’s see your OTHER costumes!

Pyrrha/Jaune: *awkwardly step into view, wearing skimpy red/black goth outfits replete with torn fishnets, corsets, and dyed hair*

Goth Pyrrha/Goth Jaune: H-happy birthday, Ruby! We love you…! 😣

Ruby: 🥳

[dragonking10]

Ruby walks in the dorm room limping and her team notices

Yang: Hey sis, are you okay?

Ruby: Oh I'm fine, I pulled a muscle while working out with Jaune.

Weiss: Doing what, squats?

Ruby: No, by pounding m- I mean yeah doing squats *laughs nervously*

Blake caught what she meant

Blake: Maybe you pulled a muscle helping Jaune train with his 'sword'?

Ruby suddenly materializes next to Blake and pat her back

Ruby laughs: Ha ha ha, oh Blake that was a good joke!

Ruby leans to Blake and whispers low to only the cat faunus could hear

Ruby whispers: If you tell anyone, and I mean ANYONE! I'll have Zwei chew and piss all over your precious book collection.

Blake's eyes widen in fear

Blake whispers: You wouldn't dare!

Ruby's silver eyes activated a bit with a dark aura around her

Ruby whispers: Try me bitch!

Ruby suddenly went back to where she was standing

Ruby: Anyway I'm gonna go help Jaune keep up with his studys, bye!

Ruby turns and slowly limp out of the room

Yang turns to Blake: So what did she say to you?

Blake kept her mouth shut fearing for her life.

[rachetmath]

Retracing Steps

Nora: Jaune?

Jaune: *researching*

Nora: Jaune?! Jaune?!!

Jaune: What?

Nora: Jaune I get you and Lewis were friends but he’s gone.

Jaune: I know.

Ren: So what are we looking for? His grave?

Jaune: No. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Emerald: Then what is it?

Jaune: His first draft.

Nora: You mean his book?

Jaune: Yeah. Lewis censored a lot of information. More importantly, his story was based on his diary. I don’t know what happened to him but he still lived in Vacuo or moved. He had to have taken it with him.

Nora: But what’s so important is that you need his book.

Jaune: *silent*

Nora: No. Jaune you’re not thinking– Are you-

Jaune: Slow down. Yes, I’m looking for a way to return to the Ever After. But not for me. For Salem.

Ren: What?

Jaune: When I was in the Ever After, I thought Ascension just meant death. Which it is. However, it’s also about rebirth. Making changes in one’s self. 

Emerald: And? What does this have to do with Salem? 

Jaune: Think about what Ruby told us. Salem failed to learn the value of life and death. In The Ever After you still die but-

Emerald: Salem’s immortal Jaune.

Jaune: Listen. After you die or are taken by the tree as Ruby described, you are sent to the forger. The forger has the power to create, reforge, and repair you.

Nora: Jaune we fail to see your point.

???: I get it.

Ren: Ruby? When did you and your team-

Ruby: Sorry. I was looking for Jaune a while ago. They were just helping me look. I wanted to talk but that can wait. Jaune, if what I’m guessing is correct then if you find this portal back to The Ever After, you can send Salem there.

Jaune: Yes. However once I find it and see if it works, I need Raven there before sending Salem. 

Yang: Why my mom?

Jaune: Her semblance allows her to travel anywhere as long as she has been there before. 

Ruby: And unlike the staff, it ignores time and space. That means Raven can easily leave the Ever After without having to go through the door again.

Emerald: Okay. Stop! You keep talking about the Ever After but what about Salem?! What does any of this have to do with beating Salem?!

Ruby: *smile* It’s possible but only a theory. If we send Salem to the Ever After, allowing the tree to take her-

Weiss: Then she ascends. 

Blake: Allowing the forger to reset her.

Yang: Leaving her-

Jaune: That’s right.  She can be imprisoned or she can return but maybe as… a mortal.

NER: !!!!

Nora: Meaning…

Ren: She can finally be killed.

Ruby: Exactly. 

Nora: Yes! Fearless Leader strikes again. *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Nora, calm down. Besides like Ruby said it’s theoretical. And even so, she could come back maybe stronger than before.

Weiss: Maybe. But still-

Yang: It’s better than nothing.

Jaune: *continues his research*

Ruby: Hey, can you all leave for a minute? I want to talk to Jaune alone. 

NER and WBY: *leave*

Jaune: *sigh*

Ruby: I’m… I’m… I’m sorry.

Jaune: For what?

Ruby: For what happened on the bridge? 

Jaune: *stops what he’s doing for a second*

Ruby: I… I figured out what happened. Put two and two together. And… I’m sorry.

Jaune: *continues working* Just promise this. Don’t be like them.

Ruby: Like who?

Jaune: Pyrrha. Penny. And Alyx.

Ruby: I don't -

Jaune: Pyrrha thought she could do it. Though it was slim she still went in with no way out. She could have lived to fight by our side if she hadn't been egotistic. Penny could have lived if she had been a little more selfish. Willingly to put her life first before others. What made her death even sadder was… she died a puppet on the strings. Alyx died because of ignorance. She thought irrationally. Jump to conclusions. Not taking the time to think things through. All those things probably are what ultimately led her to her death. She was truly a naive girl.

Ruby: *silent*

Jaune: Look Ruby, your silver eyes are not the only things that make you special. And just because you get praise for it doesn't mean you should let them define you. You are not alone. So please, count on me to help. Or at least your team. Don't die over pride. 

Ruby: *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Hm. Hey, what's- …oh.

Ruby: *in tears* 

Jaune: *sighs and smiles* Alright, I’ll take a break, for you at least.

Ruby: Thank you.

[anretoga]

What if the heroes took the roles of their enemies ?

[madmanwonder]

Ask

When Ruby answers the door like this... does Jaune tell her about what is being shown off? Or is he too embarrassed to tell her that her breasts and bra are showing?

“I…I tried to tell her but my brain didn’t work at the moment….” Jaune replied with a blush as he tried and failed not to look at Ruby chest.

[bonnibellexox]

Baby Dandelion (Jaune x Ruby Baby)

Everytime I write Time Together, I get babyfever so bad it kills me. So here, baby Dandelion for all your sweetheart needs. She is dedicated to the commenter that called her “a sweet little bean.” How did you know?

Edit: you guys haven't bonded with her yet. She’s not just a two dimensional, conflictual plot device, she gets a whole personality and much bonding time. You think I’d do whole concept art pieces and build the whole story towards her just to sit her in a pram and have her parents argue about her? We still have 14 years in the Everafter to fill.

[sundial-s]

Yang: Look, If you’re going to date my sister, can you at least take her somewhere….I dunno, nice?

Jaune: I can take her to chilis

Yang:

Jaune:

Yang:*sigh* just have her home by 8

[reashot]

Tis' The Season.

Wolf Ruby: Woof! Woof! Woof! 🐺

Velvet: *Scared whimpering*

Ruby: Get down here you little slut! Get down so I can tear your limb from limb for smelling like that! ☠️

Velvet: Help someone. Please help me. Ruby has gone feral!

Ruby: Who are you calling feral you dumb bunny!? Why I ought ta.... Arf? 🐕

*picks up Ruby like the naughty puppy she is*

Jaune: Ruby! What's gotten into you?

Ruby: It's all her fault. She smells like a whore in heat!

Jaune: Ruby. Language!

Ruby: *whimpers* I-I'm sorry Jaune but my nose is sensitive and her whorish scent keeps triggering my hunting instinct.

Jaune: Okay that's it, Ruby you need to go right now.

*carry Ruby in his arms*

I'm sorry Velvet. I'll make sure it won't happen again.

Velvet: You better keep your hound on a leash!

Ruby: Great idea, cunt. Jaune, I would love to wear a softer collar while you put me on a leash. 🐶

Jaune: Ah, ha, ha... Nice joke, Ruby. So funny... We gotta get out of here.

Velvet: Wait, Jaune. Before you go do you want to meet up sometimes later. Maybe alone? 💕

Jaune: Oh, okay Velvet. Maybe after I give Ruby some snacks and her naps.

Ruby: *growl*

Faunus Mating Season Arc Begin.

[lord-of-rain]

Looking for Ruby V9

Blake: You're sure Ruby ran in here?

Jaune: *holding a torch* Yeah. Be careful. This cave is full of monsters that morph into your greatest sexual desire. So if you see stuff like-

Thicc goth tomboy: Hey vomit boy~

Jaune: Shit! shit! shit! *Unsheathes Crocea mors*

Blake: Wait, what did it just call you?

Jaune: Not unpacking that now!

Blake: Okay, but seriously, who would fall for something like tha-

Blonde himbo: Hey, Blake. Do you know what animal the pink pather is?

Blake: We're gonna die in here, Jaune.

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *opens door* Hey Weiss, have you-

*She sees a sleeping Jaune hugging a fully awake Weiss*

Ruby: Trapped?

Weiss: Yes

Ruby: Need help?

Weiss: ..no

Ruby:

Weiss:

Ruby: Can I join?

Weiss: *blushing with her arms open* ..yes

Ruby: *dives into Weiss's arms* Yay

[arc-misadventures]

Wedding Bells

Ruby: Someday, I want to marry, Jaune!

Yang: Aww~! That's so…?!

Jaune: You're gonna have to come up with something better than that, if you want to get your grubby little hands on my, First Edition, Original, Foil, Charizard! BITCH!

Yang: What?! Ruby, doesn't want to marry your for some dumb card! Right, Ruby?

Ruby: Shit! I thought that would work…

Yang: Say what now?

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Difficult Decisions

Ruby: …okay, so it’s decided! We’ll flip a coin to decide who dates Jaune!

Ruby: AND NO USING YOUR SEMBLANCE TO CHEAT! I’ll be watching! 😠

Pyrrha: Drat…! 😣

Ruby: *flips coin* Call it!

Pyrrha: Heads!

Pyrrha/Ruby: *cling to each other as the coin spins through the air, carrying their fates with it* 😖

Coin: *lands perfectly on-edge*

Pyrrha/Ruby:

Pyrrha: W-what does that mean…? 😨

Ruby: I don’t know! Does the universe want us to share Jaune? Is that a thing? 😰

Pyrrha: I don’t know either! How are we going to explain this to Jaune?! 😫

Elsewhere…

Jaune: *staring in abject disbelief at arkos/lancaster coin balanced perfectly on edge*

Jaune: …no f****** way…

Arkos/Lancaster Coin: