#wolf!faunus ruby

[dreamymaccready2287]

Jaune: Blake, can I ask you something about the Faunus?

Blake, looking up from her book: Why ask me? Why not just look it up on the dustnet, you have a scroll.

Jaune: I don't trust the dustnet after Weiss found that bogus article about "Faunus heat" and ranted about it. Loudly.

Blake: Ah.

Blake, sighing: Alright, what's your question, Arc?

Jaune: Is it normal for wolf Faunus to be so... *gestures behind him*

Ruby, aggressively sniffing Jaune's hoodie: Mine mine mine mine mine~

Jaune: Possessive and... scent infatuated?

Blake: Hm? Oh, no, not really. Most Faunus don't really act all that differently from Humans. There are a few that have stronger "instincts", but they're pretty rare and even then they don't change their behavior too drastically.

Jaune: Then why does-

Blake: Oh, Ruby's just a Freak. Capital f and everything.

[littlelewdmable]

Smells

Yang: Wow, Beacon is different than I expected it to be.

Wolf Ruby: *Looking at Jaune, sniffing*

Yang: Ruby?

Ruby: He smells like he has a big dick.

Yang: ...Wha-

Ruby: I'm gonna ask him to marry me. *Walks off towards Jaune*

Yang: Hu- I- Wha-

[notmaplemable]

No Head Pats

Wolf Ruby: No head pats!

Ruby: I'm a serious huntress on a serious huntress mission and I can't spend hours getting head pats!

Ruby: ...

Ruby: And I'll get more head pats if I wait as a reward!

[howlingday]

Raven: Hey, that kid of Summer's is a lot of fun to play around with.

Qrow: She's also pretty handy with taking out Grimm and getting us food for the night.

Raven: SHOULD WE CROSSBREED HER AND HER KIDS ENOUGH UNTIL THEY BECOME UNRECOGNIZABLY DISFIGURED AND HAVE BACK AND BREATHING PROBLEMS?

Qrow: Eh... Nah...

This is your daily reminder that we have failed as a species because of what we did to pugs.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

~After Wolf Faunus Ruby is petted by Jaune~

Squirrel!Faunus Weiss: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. RUBY ROSE IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER, SHE GOT PET BY MY FUCKING HUSBAND TO BE.

Weiss: THAT'S RIGHT. SHE WAGGED HER FUCKING WOLFY TAIL OUT AND CLAIMED IT WAS "This Fluffy" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGRACEFUL.

Weiss: SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY SCHNEETER DOT COM, RUBY ROSE, YOU'VE GOT A MATTED TAIL. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS OLD SHAG CARPET EXCEPT WAY DIRTIER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY TAIL LOOKS LIKE!

Weiss: THAT'S RIGHT BABY! ALL FLUFF! NO SHEDDING, NO MATTING! LOOK AT IT, IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT FUCKING BODY PILLOW!

Weiss: SHE GOT PET BY MY HUSBAND, SO GUESS WHAT! I'M GONNA GET PET BY HER SISTER! THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

Weiss: EXCEPT I"M GONNA GO HIGHER!

Weiss: I'M GONNA GET HER DAD TO PET MOM! THOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OZPIN! OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA GET MARRIED YOU IDIOT!

Weiss: You have 23 Hours before the Paper work goes through the fucking legal system, now get out of my sight before I make you get Petted to.

[rodanhoax]

Ruby + Jaune: *Chatting*

Yang: *Walks up with team* Sorry to interrupt Vomit Boy, but we got to snatch up Ruby here.

Blake: Got some errands to run down in Vale.

Jaune: Oh, alright. Well, I'll catch ya later Ruby. *Pets Ruby's head*

Ruby:

Jaune: *Turns to walk away, but is stopped by Ruby's firm grasp* Hm?

Ruby: *Intense gaze* Tonight... You~

Jaune: ...

_WBY: ...

Jaune: *Chuckles* What's that mean?

[brokentrafficknight]

What if Jaune rubbed Wolf Summer's belly for luck because maybe she is luckier?

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Wolf Ruby

Ren: …does anyone else smell that…?

Nora: You mean that weird musty smell?

Oscar: It smells like a wet dog mixed with roses! Where is it coming from?

Jaune/Pyrrha: *sweating* 😅

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: Why are you pulling your pants dow-

Ruby: IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER?

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Jaune: There's no laws against the Wolf Faunus, Xiao Long!

Yang: NO! DON'T DO THAT JAUNE!

Jaune: Guess what I'm gonna do Yang?

Yang: NO JAUNE! SHE'S STILL A BABY JAUNE!

Jaune: SHe's Eighteen Yang! I'M GONNA DO IT!

Yang: NNNNNOOOOOO!

[howlingday]

Jaune: Who wamts nachos~?

Ruby: (Screams into the void from the couch)

Jaune: Puppy want a treat?

Wolf!Ruby: Puppy want a fucking break from it all.

[dreamymaccready2287]

gilded rose jorny ft. wolf faunus Ruby and The Rose Genes

Ruby, sweetly: You can't stop this, Pyrrha~

Pyrrha: *eyes narrowing* Back off, Ruby. He's mine.

Ruby: I can't. The Rose Genes demand I find a cute, lovable blond idiot dating a tall scary bitch and fuck both of them so hard they won't ever forget the name Rose!

Pyrrha: *blushing* W-wait both-?

Ruby, grinning and licking her teeth: That's right, and if you're good I might let you double team him with me.

Pyrrha: *flustered squeaking noises*

Ruby, wolf ears perking up: Great, I'll pick both of you up at six! *slaps both Pyrrha and Jaune's asses and walks away giddily, her tail wagging rapidly*

Ruby, calling over her shoulder: Oh, and don't bring protection!

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: ...What the fuck just happened?

Pyrrha: I... think we both just got a girlfriend?

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: So we're totally rolling with this, right?

Pyrrha: Oh, definitely.

[littlelewdmable]

Wolf Ruby: Ride husband. Life good.

Ruby: Husband leave for mission.

Ruby: Think about husband.

Ruby: Life bad.

[notmaplemable]

Lancaster prompt: Would Wolf Fanuas Ruby wear the Jaune's Hoodie less or more than her human version.

Wolf Ruby: *Muffled* What!?

Ruby: *Pokes her head out of a pile of Jaune's clothes* There's a human version of me!?

Ruby: And she's after Jaune's hoodie!? She's trying to steal my mate!?

Ruby: *Pulls Jaune into the pile of clothing*

Ruby: *Pokes just her eyes above the pile* That's not happening.

More, a lot more

[howlingday]

Ruby: (Wolf!Faunus) HEY! WHO ATE MY LAST COOKIE?!

Ruby: (Sniffs) ...This is SDC-brand nail polish!

Weiss: (Gliding on glyphs above Beacon) Hmm... I'm starting to feel sluggish. I'm starting to regret eating something with so much sugar. Maybe a pot of coffee will help me wake- (SNAGGED!) WHAT THE-?!

Ruby: (Holding onto Weiss' ankle) MY COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Later That Day...

Weiss: Yes, how foolish of me to forget that WOLVES CAN FLY...

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Weiss: Well, if I can't take from the jar, then I can simply buy my own cookies-

Ruby: (Pops head through wall)

Weiss: ....

Weiss: (Cookieless) Oh... Right... How foolish of me to forget that wolves can dig through solid concrete...

[howlingday]

Jaune: ...Ruby, you've been laying around on me a lot today. Is something wrong?

Ruby: ...No.

Sauce: Garuru Girl.

Ruby: 😢