#wolf!faunus ruby

[notmaplemable]

Attendant: Sir, I'm sorry but you can't take that with you on the flight.

Jaune: But she's my emotional support faunus. *Picks up Wolf!faunus Ruby*

Jaune: How could you do a racism to someone this cute?

Attendant: ...I was referring to the sword and gun-scythe thing.

[brokentrafficknight]

Jaume rubbing Woofy tummy for good luck

[howlingday]

Ruby: Hi~! My name is Ruby Rose, a Wolf Faunus girl with an overexciting passion for spinning! Recently, my awesome mom passed away, which sucks because she was the coolest mom ever! She used to shout, "SCORE, BABY~!" anytime she did something awesome!

Ruby: Like divorcing my dad!

Taiyang: AAA

Ruby: She was also a famous twirl master when she was younger, and traveled the world with her best friend bird friend, Qrow, who's over there, actually!

Qrow: Uh, hi there.

Ruby: She's been training me for the past few months so I can carry on my mother's legacy and become the best Spin Master the world has ever seen! I want to make my mom proud so she can brag to all the other ghosts out there...

Ruby: That, and for some reason in her will, she demanded I become a Spin Master and collect every badge, or else the house and all her life savings will go to her partner and rival, Raven, who is also over there!

Raven: (Evil laughter)

Ruby: So now it's time to spin for it! YAHOOOOOOOOOO~!

Jaune: ...Um... I was just asking for your opinion on peanut butter cookies.

Ruby: Oh! Delicious!

Jaune: Thanks. (Leaves)

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Wolf Ruby

Ren: …does anyone else smell that…?

Nora: You mean that weird musty smell?

Oscar: It smells like a wet dog mixed with roses! Where is it coming from?

Jaune/Pyrrha: *sweating* 😅

[littlelewdmable]

Jaune: Always make sure to give your wolf faunus a treat. They love treats.

Wolf Ruby: *Rubbing Jaune's groin* Treat?

Jaune: No, not that kind of treat. People are watching.

Ruby: *doesn't stop* Treat~.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: Why are you pulling your pants dow-

Ruby: IS THAT PEANUT BUTTER?

~~~~~

Jaune: There's no laws against the Wolf Faunus, Xiao Long!

Yang: NO! DON'T DO THAT JAUNE!

Jaune: Guess what I'm gonna do Yang?

Yang: NO JAUNE! SHE'S STILL A BABY JAUNE!

Jaune: SHe's Eighteen Yang! I'M GONNA DO IT!

Yang: NNNNNOOOOOO!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

RWBY vs Faunus RWBY

Ruby: *Twirling Cresent Rose* Are those real?

Wolf!Faunus Ruby: *Wagging Tail* Yep! I make sure to groom them to perfect softness every other day!

Ruby: Ooh! can I feel them ... Me?

~~~~~

Ruby: *Floofing ear fur* I feel bad for you! You can't understand the wonders of Jaune's headpats the same way I can.

Ruby: *Chambers round* What? Are you dating or something?

Ruby: Are you Not?!? You're missing- Actually, if I win I can get two Jaunes~

~~~~~

Yang: *Mashes fists together* Wow, You really are bottom Heavy, Huh?

Alligator!faunus Yang: *Scratches Tail* What's That supposed to mean?

Yang: Nothing. I think I see what Neon was saying though.

~~~~~

Yang: *Loads Shells into Ember Celica* Think you can Roll with a 'Gator?

Yang: *finger guns* I dunno, But I can certainly Rock with one!

Yang: *finger guns* Ey!

~~~~~

Weiss: *Loading Dust* ... How did Father ever let you show yourself?

Squirrel!faunus Weiss: *Sharpening Myrtenaster* Publicity; How could he not care for faunus when they were his own Flesh and Blood?

Weiss: Well that certainly sounds like the Jacques I know.

~~~~~

Weiss: *Brushing tail* Jaune's Nuts are Very good! Have you had them?

Weiss: *Cycles Dust* WHAT?

Weiss: His roast nuts? Have you not had them?

~~~~~

Blake: *Swings in* You can just tell them. They won't like it, but they will understand

Human!Blake: *Holding bow tight* I'm in too deep! Way too deep! I can't back off now!

Blake: Okay Dear ...

~~~~~ Blake: *Checking Gambol Shroud's chamber* I ... Could claim I had my ears cropped because of injury?

Blake: *Sips tea, Sets it on ground* That's not the worst Idea I've heard.

Blake: Okay, good, I'm not insane ...

[intooned]

Nora: Why is Ruby in the corner?

Jaune: Because she doesn't know how to share!

Nora: What happened?

Jaune: She gets jealous when I give others headpats, so she decided to... leave her scent on my hand while I was asleep.

Nora: How did she... oh.

Jaune: Yeah. And poor Blake was the first to get ear scritches this morning.

Ruby: I'm not apologizing.

Blake: *under the bed, pawing at her ears* HISS!

@notmaplemable @howlingday

Try again~

Subtlety

[howlingday]

Jaune: Who wamts nachos~?

Ruby: (Screams into the void from the couch)

Jaune: Puppy want a treat?

Wolf!Ruby: Puppy want a fucking break from it all.

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: I know it's going to suck Ruby, but you have to.

Wolf Ruby: No! Not happening!

Jaune: Then you leave me no choice, but to ask...

Jaune: Would you do it for a Ruby snack?

[brokentrafficknight]

Wolf Faunus Ruby instantly recognizes Jaune in the Ever After because of his smell, and she LIKES what she sees.

[howlingday]

Wolf!Faunus Ruby

Jaune: There's enemies hiding out there... We need to hunt them down!

Ruby: I MUST BE STRONG FOR MASTER~!

Dog!Faunus Jaune

Ruby: ...

Jaune: (Sitting in the middle of messy room) There was a noise and I got scared~. I spooked. (Cries)

[howlingday]

Jaune: ...Ruby, you've been laying around on me a lot today. Is something wrong?

Ruby: ...No.

Sauce: Garuru Girl.

Ruby: 😢

[littlelewdmable]

Wolf Ruby: Jaune, can I ask you something.

Jaune: Yeah?

Ruby: *Puppy dog eyes* Am I cute and breedable?

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Jaune: I have the desire to put a collar on someone. Lol.

Wolf!faunus Ruby: *Wagging tail* Me?

Dog!faunus Penny: I would enjoy that!

Weiss: MEMEMEME-

Jaune+Ruby+Penny: ...

Weiss: I mean, I may be able to assist?