#ruby x pyrrha

[superiorsturgeon]

Blake: So, Ruby, since you’re dating both Jaune and Pyrrha, I have to ask…

Blake: …top or bottom…?

Ruby: Well, you might have guessed from my confident personality and the the fact that I’m a team leader- 😏

Jaune: *suddenly whispers in Ruby’s ear* Hey, Rubes~! 😘

Ruby: *crumples into a shuddering mess* AAAAHHH…! 🫣

Blake: 🤨

Jaune: 😏

Pyrrha: Jaune, don’t tease our girlfriend like that! 😠

Jaune: *immediately* I’m sorry, mommy! I’m a good boy, mommy! 😖

Blake: Wow, not only are you a bottom, you’re a bottom TO a bottom!

Ruby: 😫

[brokentrafficknight]

Favorite OT3 to this day

[frickingnerd]

love triangle with yandere ruby rose & yandere pyrrha nikos

pairing: ruby rose x gn!reader x pyrrha nikos

tags: harmless yanderes, wholesome fluff, open ending (implied poly relationship), jealousy & rivalry, charm & manipulation

the odds of having two beautiful women obsess over you are low, but never zero! 

both ruby and pyrrha had set their eyes on you, unaware that the other had taken an interest in you as well

you seemed to get along well with everyone, so neither of them got worried when they saw you spend time with the other

but eventually, they realized that the feelings they both had to you surpassed friendship by a lot! 

ruby and pyrrha both wanted to be the one you choose, yet neither of them wanted to go as far as eliminate their romantic rival

while the two of them might be yanderes, they aren't exactly violent

sure, they are skilled fighters and can take down grimms with ease, but they prefer to settle any relationship problems with words

and while they are both obsessed with you, they'd rather try to sweet talk you into picking them over the other, than kill their rival and risk you hating them

however, the two of them are just too charming and manipulative to choose between them! 

they really know how to make you feel bad for turning them down, which is why you never reject them, always just having them both flirt with you, without picking one of them

neither of the girls are happy with that, but it's better than being turned down

still, eventually you'd have to choose. though if things stay this way, ruby and pyrrha might just agree on sharing you…

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY Winter Tales

The Crimson Shinigami

Ruby looked out of her window as the fog crept up. It was getting late and she still hadn't heard anything from Pyrrha yet.

Ruby: Where could she be?

[Argus City]

Pyrrha stood face to face in front of large, dragon-like Hollow. She drew her Zanpakutō and rushed in for the attack.

Pyrrha: Hiyahh!!!

She sliced the Hollow across its neck, making it screech in pain. But Pyrrha knew that these monsters were persistent and that attack was more of an annoyance to them. She kept her guard up for the retaliation as the Hollow used its claws to slash at her, blocking each strike with ease. It tried to use its tail as a weapon, furiously thrashing it about. Pyrrha swiftly dodged it and cut it off in a clean blow. The Hollow snarled and dashed at Pyrrha with intense speed. She readied her Zanpakutō, taking a deep breath to strike at the perfect moment. The Hollow bared its fangs at her and lunged. But it was too late. With one swift cut to its mask, it was defeated and landed on the floor with a hard thud. Pyrrha sheathed her sword and clasped her hands together as the Hollow disappeared in white light, purified of its sins. Pyrrha looked around saw her gigai lying aginst a tree.

Pyrrha: *nervous laugh* I really need to be careful where I put that.

[Pyrrha's house]

Ruby opened the door as she heard a knock, and found Pyrrha holding a bouquet of roses.

Pyrrha: Hehe, I'm sorry for being late. I hope you didn't start dinner without me.

Ruby: *rolls eyes* You're lucky you're cute. *chuckles and kisses her*

[evilrwbyfan]

i have sooooo much pyrruby shit i wanna make

[arc-misadventures]

A Pokémon Trainers Adventures

Today a group of Pokémon trainers in training were all meeting together at a diner catching up on their adventures throughout the lands of, Sinnoh on the way to becoming, Pokémon Masters

Ruby: Whoo! It's great to see you guys again!

Blake: It's great to see you too, Ruby.

Nora: It feels like it's been years since we last met.

Ren: It's only been five months.

Nora: Years...

Pyrrha: It's been years in, Nora's time.

Ren: ...

Weiss: That makes sense.

Ren: An uncomfortable amount of sense.

Yang: So, what crazy adventures did you guys go on while becoming Pokémon masters?

Nora: Oh, me first!

Yang: Alright, go ahead, Nora.

Nora: Okay... I was deep in the industrial zone, searching for, Pokémon to add to my party... When suddenly from out of the shadows appear a derange vacuum cleaner coming straight at me, with murderous intent in it's eyes! I call out my, Bronzor, Blingy ,and we engaged in a grueling duel to the death with this killer vacuum! It was a fierce duel, but we managed to defeat the vile vacuum cleaner! But, after we destroyed the evil vacuum, a Pokémon flew out of the machine, but before it could escape, I threw a Great Ball at it, and I caught, Rotoma!

RWBYP: Rotoma?

Ren: The vacuum cleaner was possessed by a, Rotom. When, Nora caught him, so she named it, Rotoma

RWBYP: Ohh!

Yang: Nice name!

Ruby: Okay, my turn! So, I recently defeated the gym leader of, Veilstone City, Gym Leader, Maylene!

Yang: Oh, nice job, Ruby!

Blake: Well done!

Ruby: Thanks! It was a tough to fight her, and her fighting type Pokémon gave my guys a run for their money. We barely managed to eke out a win. I've been doing some training to strengthen my, Pokémon so we're not stuck on the ropes again.

Pyrrha: Smart move, Ruby. That's what I did after I beat, the gym leader of, Calavane City, Byron. He may have mostly metal type, but my, Luxray was knocked out in the first round with ease!

Weiss: Yeah, gym leaders may specialize on one type of Pokémon, but that doesn't mean they're a pushover if you have a Pokémon that their pokemon is weak against. Like when I lost to, Gardenia with my, Glaceon.

Ruby: But, aren't water type, Pokemon, weak to grass types?

Weiss: Vaporeon is the water type eeveelution. Glaceon is the ice type eeveelution.

Ruby: Ohh! So she curb stomped your Pokémon then?

Weiss: She bullied poor, Mr. Snappy...

Yang: Mr. Snappy?

Blake: That's what, Weiss calls her, Sharpedo.

Yang: Oh that's cute!

Blake: So, what about you, Ren, anything interesting happen to you?

Ren: Oh, well... I found a Pokémon egg a while ago, and I was nursing it, and it recently hatched into a, Riolu.

Yang: Oh, a Riolu! That's a nice Pokémon to have!

Blake: Are you having a hard time training it?

Ren: No, she's a delight to have around, I'm enjoying training her with the rest of my other Pokémon. What about you, Yang, did you do anything interesting?

Yang: Oh, I've been entering some Pokémon beauty contest lately. I haven't won anything yet, but we've gotten pretty close to. So, we've been training for the next competition. What, about you, Blake?

Blake: Not much, bar getting my ass handed to me by the gym leader of, Hearthome City, Fantina. Her ghost type Pokémon do not play around...

Pyrrha: Yeah, I still haven't beaten her myself.

Weiss: Her Pokémon scare me...!

Nora: Me too!

Ruby: Well, I don't I think her Pokémon are really cool!

Yang: Of course you like ghosts.

Ruby: What, they're cool!

Pyrrha: Hahaha! So, what about you, Jaune?

Jaune: Hmm... what?

Pyrrha: You've been pretty quiet. Has something interesting happen lately?

Jaune: Well... kinda...

Yang: Ohh~! You got an interesting story to tell! Let's hear it!

Jaune: Well...

~~~

Unlike the rest of his friends, Jaune was just having an adventure, exploring the lands of, Sinnoh. Exploring the land, meeting new people, and Pokémon. Occasionally engaging in a battles with his fellow trainers, and when he decides he ready to, engage in a match with a gym leader.

He didn't have a lot of problems, or more accurately, challenges whenever he got into a Pokémon battle. He even had a fight against, Sinnoh's Pokémon champion, and honestly, he enjoyed the conversation the pair had afterwards more so than the battle itself. So, instead of worrying about Pokémon battles, gym badges, and what not, he just went on an adventure with his Pokémon, and meeting new Pokémon, and people.

And, one day while, Jaune was enjoying the beauty of a pound filled with lily pads, enjoying the elegant lotus blossoms upon the lily pads. A content sigh escaped his lips as he just enjoyed the moment. But as, Jaune was watchin the pound, he saw a dark shadow from the cave the pound fed into grow darker, and darker across the lily pads, as he eyes were drawn upward. His eyes widened in stunned awe, as he looked into the deep crimson eyes of the being on the other side of the void: Giratina.

Jaune: ...

Giratina: ...

Jaune: ...

Giratina: ...

Jaune: Hi.

Giratina: ZEHHAAA!!!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Okay...

~~~

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: Jaune? Jaune you okay...?

Jaune: I have a date with the, Sinnoh Pokémon Champion, Cynthia!

RWBYNPR: WHAT?!

Yang: You've got a date with who?!

Weiss: That's fucking bullshit!

~~~

Jaune: Oh gods...

: So because you thought your friends wouldn't believe the fact you saw the legendary banished Pokémon, Giratina. You instead said that you had a date with, Sinnoh's Pokémon champion?

Jaune: Honestly, I don't think they would believe me if I had a date in general, much less with who I said it was with.

: Honestly, I have a hard time believing it myself.

Jaune: Cynthia, we're on a date right now?

Cynthia: ...

Cynthia: Oh yeah...

[novankenn]

Pyrrha: Shout out to the man that made me realize I was bi....

Ruby and Weiss each being held under the crook of her arms...

Pyrrha: AND into polyamory! 💕💕

Ruby: Eh?

Weiss: Huh?

Vanishes into JNPR's dorm room with them...

Pyrrha: 💕💕 Jaune honey! I found our WAIFUs!!! 💕💕

[howi99]

The "King" of Teachers 1

(a crack fic)

Yang: I heard we are getting a new Prof for Grimm studies.

Ruby: *curious* What happened to professor Port?

Yang: *shrug* Maybe he took his retreat?

_ meanwhile _

Port: *beating up a bunch of grimm with his fist, reaping and tearing until it's done* AHAHAHAH!! I FEEL ALIVE!!!

_ _ _

Weiss: *pensive* He was kinda old...

Jaune: *sweating profusely* Please be my dad, please be my dad-

Pyrrha: *worried* Jaune? What's wrong?

Jaune: *panicking* The new professor is one of my parents and i don't know which- *feeling a sense of dread overwhelming him* ... *Gulp* H-hi mom...

Everyone: *look at the woman who "appeared" next to Jaune* !?!

Mama Arc: *sigh* I see, this is how low this school has fallen. *Looking down at her son* Not even noticing my presence until you pointed it out. *Shake her head, a look of contempt adorning her face* Truly, how deplorable.

Weiss: *frown* Now lis- *register who is in front of her* -ten... *Blink, look at Jaune then at the woman then back at Jaune* D-did you say mom?

Jaune: *slowly nodding his head, trying to make himself as small as possible* Y-yes?

Weiss: *blink again* But that's-

Mama Arc: *glaring at Weiss* Have i given you the permission to talk?

Weiss: *sitting back down, looking straight towards the blackboard* S-sorry!

Mama Arc: ... Good.

*pick up Jaune in her arm*

*walk towards the blackboard, Jaune still in her arms*

*sit on her chair, Jaune now sitting on her lap*

Artoria: *in a booming voice* I AM THE KING OF STORMS, LEADER OF THE KNIGHT OF THE ROUND TABLE. MY NAME IS ARTORIA PENDRAGON AND HE *hug Jaune with a gentle smile* Is my pride and joy~!

Jaune: *Hiding his face in pure embarrassment* This is the end, my punishment...!

Yang: ... *Whispering to Weiss* She's kinda intense.... *Frown, looking at Blake* Blak-

Blake: *Blushing madly* Sh-she's so h-hot~

Ruby: Knight of the round table? Who's that?

Weiss: *nervously* They are Vale's best huntsmen and huntresses.

Artoria: *glaring towards team RWBY's group* I don't remember giving you the permission to talk, did i?

Team RWBY: *stop talking, all scared for their-*

Jaune: *stammering his words* M-mom, S-stop being mean to m-my friends!

Artoria: ... *Beaming hugging her son even more* Of course darling~! But i still need them to listen if they don't want to end up *censored for brutal depictions of death* or *censored for even worse depiction of death* during missions!

Everyone: *completely horrified*

Cardin: *vomiting in the trash can*

Weiss: *consoling a crying Ruby* There there...

Nora: *confused by everyone's reaction* ... I mean, that's pretty standard stuff on the field, right Ren?

Ren: *also not understanding everyone's shock* That's not even as bad as what we lived through.

Nora: Right? *Turning to Pyrrha* What about- *sees the invincible girl on the ground, having lost consciousness* ... oh.

[rubyfunkey]

hannahs been giving me a lot of ideas

[iheartmothz]

fashion for gay people

[superiorsturgeon]

Gilded Rose: Ruby’s Birthday Gift

_WBY_N_R: Happy Birthday, Ruby!

Ruby: Aw…! Thanks everyone! 😃

Nora: Wait, where are Jaune and Pyrrha go?

Ruby: Since today’s my birthday AND Halloween, they let me pick their costumes as a gift! They should be here in a minute!

Pyrrha: *from behind the door* …um…Ruby…?

Jaune: …we’re here, and we wore the costumes, but…

Ruby: Then come on in! I want to see my birthday present! 🤩

Pyrrha: *dressed as Malenia, Blade of Miquella*

Jaune: *dressed as Goblin Slayer*

Ruby: My favorite armored badasses from my favorite video game and anime! 😁

Yang: *rolls her eyes* You could’ve made your boyfriend and girlfriend dress as anything, and you went with video games and anime. That’s my nerdy little sister! 🙄

Later…

Ruby: *sitting on her bed* Okay, let’s see your OTHER costumes!

Pyrrha/Jaune: *awkwardly step into view, wearing skimpy red/black goth outfits replete with torn fishnets, corsets, and dyed hair*

Goth Pyrrha/Goth Jaune: H-happy birthday, Ruby! We love you…! 😣

Ruby: 🥳

[brokentrafficknight]

[leorobotsworld]

Jaune: If someone pushes you, you push back. Don't be afraid of anyone

Rwbabie: Why are we whispering?

Jaune: Because I'm afraid of mom

[willsonlmt]

Ruby: Wow, jaune you're really getting better.

Weiss: i begrudgedly admit that you have improved a great deal.

Blake: Weiss it's fine to admit jaune has done well.

Jaune: Thanks, girls. I really appreciate it, but honestly, pyrrha is to thank. I mean she really rubs me off.

...

Yang: Do you mean she rubbed off on you. Right?

Jaune blushing: um yeah absolutely. Um, okay, go to go. Bye.

Jaune walks away, hurried.

[reashot]

Showerus Interuptus 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🚿

Pyrrha: Ruby. Stay away from my man!

Ruby: But Jaune and I are just friend. 😋

Pyrrha: I saw you two showering together... What kind of friend does that?!

Ruby: We're just saving water. And I don't see Jaune like you do. We're just good friends that's all. Honest. 😊

Pyrrha: What kind of friend. Rubs their naked bodies together in the shower as waters travel down their bodies.

Ruby: Uhh, when you say it. It is kinda weird. So I guess best friend? 😁

Pyrrha: B-best friend!? Prepare yourself Ruby. Grab your Crescent Rose. I would rather not kill an unarmed opponent.

Ruby: B-but Pyrrha? It's true. I'm just friends with Jaune. 😰

Pyrrha: You dare to mock me further!

Ruby: Eek! No I didn't mean it like that. Someone please help me! 😫

Jaune: Pyrrha, wait. Don't kill Ruby!

Ruby: Jaune! 🥺

Pyrrha: Stay away Jaune. I need to kill this little hussy.

Ruby: Hussy?! 🐺

Jaune: Well. You can try to kill her...

Ruby: Hey!!! 😠

Jaune: B-but if you do then I will never allow you to shower with me.

Pyrrha: ... I'm listening.

Ruby: (Oh no...) 🥺

[arc-misadventures]

Step Brother, Sister, Whatever?

Ruby: Hey, cousin!

Jaune: Hey, cuz what's up?

Weiss: Cousin? You two are related?

Jaune: Uhh...

Ruby: Nope!

Jaune: No, no we are not.

Weiss: Then why are you calling each other cousin?

Jaune: Well... we have a very weird family dynamic.

Weiss: Weird how.

Ruby: I told you how, Yang is my older sister?

Weiss: Yeah?

Ruby: She's actually my half sister.

Weiss: Half sister? But, if, Yang is your half sister, shouldn't you be calling, Jaune your half brother then too?

Jaune: No. The reason why Yang, and Ruby are half sisters is because they both had the same father, but they had different mothers.

Weiss: Oh, so the two of you grew up together?

Ruby: For a while. When dad died, Yang's mom, a woman named, Raven Branwen didn't take it well, and she left, and went back to her bandit tribe with, Yang.

Weiss: Yang's a bandit? That explains so much...

Ruby: She's not a...?!

Jaune: No no, it does make sense when you think about it.

Ruby: It does...?

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Oh gods, it does...

Weiss: So how do you play into all of this, Jaune?

Jaune: Well, after my mom died, and my dad was wandering about on missions, he came across, Raven, and they fought each other in a duel, and well my dad one, and... Raven took my dad as her husband...

Weiss: I-Isn't it usually the victor that decides what happens to the loser, not the other way around?

Jaune: Raven has a, 'survival of the fittest' mindset. Since my dad defeated her, she saw him as the strongest, and would have strong children with him... So...

Weiss: Oh... That... That's a thing...

Ruby: It's a thing...

Jaune: And, well... after that, Raven, Yang, Vernal, Dad, and I moved to island of, Patch...

Ruby: That's where me, and my mom live!

Weiss: Vernal? Why did, Vernal come with you?

Ruby: While, Raven was with her bandit camp, she took, Vernal as her little protégée so she, and Yang can be rivals as they trained together.

Weiss: Oh, so that's why they hate each other.

Jaune: They don't hate each other, they're incredibly competitive, yes. But, they do like each other.

Weiss: Do they now?

Jaune: They do, just trust me on that. So, when we went to, Patch, my dad adopted, Vernal as his daughter, and my little sister.

Weiss: Vernal is your little sister?

Jaune: Yes, she hates when I call her like that, and will deny it.

Ruby: But, I've seen her in her sleep hugging, Jaune mumbling, 'Big brother~!' She totally loves having a big brother!

Weiss: Really now?

Jaune: Yeah, don't point it out to her, she'll shank you.

Weiss: Yeah, I'd buy that...

Jaune: So yeah, after we came to, Patch, Yang became my... older stepsister...

Weiss: She holds that over, Jaune doesn't she?

Ruby: Constantly...

Jaune: So, Vernal became my younger sister by adoption. And, Raven became my stepmom. And, while you could say, Ruby, and I are half siblings because of, Yang. But, we're not related, by blood in anyway so we're technically not halfsiblings... So, while we're close, and not siblings, but technically related by marriage, we just call each other cousins because it just makes sense.

Ruby: At least it does to us.

Jaune: If we don't think about it too much...

Weiss: Okay... so... You two are 'cousins...'

JR: Yes.

Weiss: Which makes, Yang your half sister?

JR: Yes.

Weiss: And, Yang your older stepsister?

JR: Yes.

Weiss: And, Vernal your younger sister by adoption?

JR: Yes.

Weiss: And, by marriage, Raven is your stepmom?

JR: Yes.

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Your family is weird... I mean... That is your mom!

Jaune: I would ask you explain what you mean by that. But, that answers more than you think it does...

Ruby: It really does...

Weiss: And, that means she is your older stepsister.

Jaune: Great, now other people are going to use that to make fun of me...

Ruby: It was bound to happen eventually.

Weiss: And, that bitch is your younger sister?!

Jaune: Since when did, Weiss have such bad blood with, Vernal?

Ruby: She called, Weiss a washboard when they first met, and has been making fun of her for being flat ever since then...

Jaune: Ahh...

Jaune: But, yeah, Weiss that's basically it.

Weiss: Gods... Your father must have a hell of a hard time dealing with such a family.

Jaune: Oh no, my dad died a couple of years after we moved to patch.

Weiss: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Jaune: It's fine. I've gotten over it years ago. Although being the new man of the house has been... eventful...

Weiss: Eventful how?

Jaune: Well, I told you how, Raven believes in the whole, 'survival of the fittest?'

Weiss: Yeah you did?

Jaune: Well, since my dad died I had to prove myself in battle over, Raven, or else we would have to move back with her tribe.

Weiss: And, did you win?

Jaune: Well...

~~~

Raven: Oh you fucking bastard~?!

Jaune: What did you just say, you bitch!

Raven: W-Where...?! Ohhh fuuuck~! Where do you get off fucking your own mother~?!

Jaune: You said if I won our little battle, I became the lord of the house! Fuck you're so warm!

Raven: Y-You're so big~!

Jaune: It's the...?! Ohh! The duty of the lord of the house, to appease the lady of the house! And, I know you wanted to sire a strong heir with my dad, but never got the chance to!

Raven: Wait, does that mean?!

Jaune: That's right, Raven, get ready to sire that strong heir to the, Branwen-Arc legacy!

Raven: Oh you bastard! You think I would allow you to do that?! Ah-ha-ha-haa fuck~?!

Jaune: If you don't want me to do that, then why are you legs locked around me~?

Raven: Ahh?! When did I do that?! Fuuuuck~!

Jaune: Five minutes after I put it in~!

Raven: You got... Ohh gods~! To be... It's so big~!

Jaune: So tell me, Raven, do you want me to pull out?

Raven: G-G-Get o-o-oooo...?! Get me p-pregnant! Get me pregnant! Get me pregnaaaaaaant~!

Jaune: Oh fuck?!!

Raven: Haa... Haa... T-There's so much~!

Jaune: So, I take it you accepted my offer?

Raven: ...

Raven: Y-You know... I-Its not guaranteed to work on the first... first load...

Jaune: Oh?

~~~

Jaune: It was a tough fight, I barely managed to win. But, as I proved my strength so I managed to convince her to stay in, Patch!

Weiss: Why was that important?

Jaune: Raven's tribe live in the wilderness.

Weiss: So?

Jaune: Indoor plumbing.

Weiss: Ohhhh...

Weiss: So, what's like having, Yang as a half sister?

Jaune: Uhh...

~~~

Yang: J-Jaune?! S-Stop!

Jaune: No, this is your punishment.

Yang: W-W-What for...?! Mmmm~!

Jaune: You went got in trouble again for picking a fight with, Pyrrha again.

Yang: B-But, she is...?! Eep! Jaunnnnne~!

Jaune: I've had to deal with another one of, Ms. Goodwitch's lectures, because of you! This is the third time you've dragged me into one of her lectures. Three strikes, Yang, time to face your punishment~!

Yang: Ohhh~! J-Jaune...?! Y-You know how s-sensitive my breasts are~! S-Stop g-groping... ohhh~! Groping them~!

Jaune: Then stop groping me, Neechan~!

Yang: Mmmmm~?! F-F-Fucccccck~!

Jaune: Oh? Did you just...? Oh you're so easy~!

Yang: S-Shut...?! Ohh~! J-Jaune...?! C-Can you please... J-Just fuck me already~?

Jaune: Nope~!

Yang: What?! Ahhh~!

Jaune: I'm going to tease you to hell, and back, but I'm not going to do anything else to you. That's your punishment~!

Yang: Y-You bastard~! Y-You know you can't do that to your, Nee-c-c-chan~!

Jaune: And, you're not allowed to pick fights with, Pyrrha for the hell of it! If you do it again, I won't touch you again like this for a month! Do you understand, Neechan~?

Yang: Y-Yes~!

~~~

Jaune: Well, she's a great older sister. Not when she's picking fights with, Pyrrha, and constantly teasing everyone in my team... Vernal's desire to kill, Yang is getting bigger all the time...

Ruby: Yeah, I can understand that...

Weiss: Ahh yes, and how is it to be related to that bitch...

Jaune: Vernal she's... Uhhh...?

~~~

Vernal: This! Time! I'll! Beat! You!

Jaune: Yeah right little sis! You always say that, but you are such a bottom!

Vernal: F-Fuck you!

Jaune: You're already doing that~!

Vernal: Y-You shitty big brother~!

Jaune: Vern, do you have to put up the act every time we sleep together?

Vernal: Y-Y-Yes...?

Jaune: Gods you are so cute!

Vernal: What?! I'm not... Mmph?! Mmmm~!

Jaune: Absolutely adorable~!

Vernal: S-S-Stupid big bro~!

Jaune: Ahh~! You're so tight!

Vernal: T-That's because you're so big!

Jaune: Glad you're enjoying it~!

Vernal: Ahhh~! I'm loving it~! Loving you big bro~!

Jaune: I love you too, Vern~!

Vernal: I love you too, Jaune~! Mmmmw-wha~!

~~~

Jaune: She's a brat, but she's my little sister. Sure we had a rocky start, but we've improved our relationship as time went one.

Jaune: Course beating her in several training spars certainly helped...

Weiss: I see...

Ruby: Did sleeping with your siblings also help with that?

Weiss: Yeah, did it?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: W-What are you talking about...?

Ruby: Vernal was gloating how she was getting some action with her big brother while, Yang wasn't getting in a fight because she picked a fight with, Pyrrha again.

Jaune: Uhh...

Weiss: Then, Yang was gloat that you enjoyed sleeping with her more, because she has stupid fat boobs, and a longer hair that you could pull when you sleep together...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Oh gods... kill me now kill me swiftly...

Weiss: Oh gods...

Ruby: Since you're already sleeping with your sisters, what about sleeping with your cousin too~?

Jaune: What?

Weiss: WHAT?!

///

It's hard to find any sexy art of, Raven, it's easy to find a lot for, Yang. And, there's practically nothing on, Vernal. Had to look for good tomboy art instead.