#too many ships to list

[leorobotsworld]

Jaune @ any of his ships

[starrysharks]

yeah boy and doll face

[theresthesnitch]

Reblog this with a Wolfstar fic rec that is (a) not written by you and (b) under 300 kudos.

I'll go first...

[milolov3catz]

polycules are the best solution for multishipping

there are so many ships i like, if they were to all coexist the server would be a huge polycule.

I like grian/bigB, grian/scar, grian/mumbo, grian/etho, grian/martyn, grian/joel/jimmy, jimmy/tango, jimmy/martyn, martyn/ren, ren/bigb, bigb/tango/skizz, zedaph/impulse/tango/skizz, skizz/impulse, impulse/grian, impulse/bdubs, bdubs/etho, etho/scar, etho/cleo, cleo/joe, cleo/lizzie, cleo/gem, cleo/pearl, pearl/gem, pearl/lizzie, lizzie/etho, lizzie/etho/mumbo, mumbo/etho, mumbo/cub, mumbo/scar, scar/cub, cub/grian

i feel like im missing some but you get the point. i like almost all of them

[intotheelliwoods]

Keychain Update! <-

The batch came into me a few days ago, only for the majority, if not all of them to have a printing error! Some have it more prominent and/or in different locations but they all appear to have a faint white outline to them, which the initial batch did not have.

I contacted the company to have the batch remade, here is hoping they can get a new batch to me soon with no errors!

Apologies for the shipping delay this will cause, but I thought it would be better than giving you all anything faulty. In exchange I am also giving you all a little surprise bonus sticker :)

I cannot give an exact ship date at the moment, I will update you all, and send them out as soon as I can!

In the meanwhile... I need to look into options for adopting out all these B-grades..... so.... so many of them.......

[cruelestpigeon]

what is it with queer characters and their doomed attempts at begging their love interests to run away with them and failing every single time????

[theschizotypalsolilquy]

Just a reminder

You can simply scroll past any ship you don't like on a03

No need to be a cunty karen

Wtf happened to turn you younglings to such prudes

Screaming over incest in the tag when the site was founded cuz of Wincest shippers

Same goes for all yall who like to comment on authors tiktok edits and tell them they're going to hell because they dared to write a ship you morally object to.

And if you wanna call me out for what I read, honey, I keep my history and bookmarks open. I'm too fucking old and too fucking crazy to have any shame in whatever intrigues me.

[black-leather-sketchbook]

(Mostly) EndHawks sketch dump

[yukimomodivorce]

top four reasons I have for hating a lot of popular ships:

4: "bickering like a married couple" does not automatically mean they have chemistry

3: this dynamic would be infinitely funnier and/or more interesting if you stopped reducing it to "ooooo theyre so into each other"

2: sometimes people have strong feelings about other people that are not romantic or sexual in nature

1: I'm an aromantic bitch and I hate fun and I also hate you

[jj-dyl]

the way straight male wrestling fans think about pro wrestling is so fascinating to me. like you see no gay subtext? none at all? ok..

[leorobotsworld]

Jaune: If someone pushes you, you push back. Don't be afraid of anyone

Rwbabie: Why are we whispering?

Jaune: Because I'm afraid of mom

[spencerthedeerhumanhybrid]

Spencer/Sushii (Not my real names lol)

COMMS OPEN 0/10 SLOTS!!

Pronouns: She/He/They/Xe/Any! (Gender fluid)

Cupioromantic and Lesbian

Multifandom / Multishipper! / DIAGNOSED Autism! / Very obsessed with Transformers (specifically TFA)

Art tag: #my art :3

Ask tag: #asks :3

I'm a Christian but I support any and all religions (even if you don't believe in religions or are an atheist) as long as you are RESPECTFUL

I love writing stories and answering questions so feel free to send me asks and requests!

Shipping list:

BlurrBee (OTP)

Way too many to count as I ship Bee with nearly everyone except for Cliffjumper, Hot Rod, and the Lambo Twins.

MegOp, Oplita, JazzOp, every ship except problematic ones

Other Socials:

Ao3 <- my account!!

Tiktok <- my other social!

Discord <- my 2nd (3rd?) social!

My AUs:

The Speedster Family (WIP)

A Contract I Regret Signing/Stripper!Bumblebee TFA AU (COMPLETE)

The Golden Eagle And The (Very Little) Honey Bee/Good!Sentinel TFO AU (WIP)

I Should've Been More Wary Of You/Techno-organic!Bumblebee TFA AU (WIP)

Please Notice Me My Bug!/Obsessive!Starscream TFO AU (Coming Soon)

Spies In Disguise/Spy!Bumblebee TFA AU (Coming Soon)

I Found People Who Cared/Deception!Bumblebee TFA AU (Coming Soon)

The Forgotten/Deception Ruler!Bumblebee TFO AU (Coming Soon)

That's all I really have to say, I hope we can be friends!

(when all of the AUs are done I'll start posting normal TFA or TFO fics or art stuff)

DNI LIST:

Proshippers/Darkshippers/Comshippers

Zoophiles, Homophobic, Rapists, Racists, Supporters of Trump, PETA supporters.

Pure Porn Blogs (only repost or post about porn), Autism Speaks supporters, Ableists, Toxic Religious People, Toxic People, Toxic Shippers, AI supporters/users.

People who don't respect it/its or neo pronouns.

If you think queer is a slur.

White but uses the n-word, claiming POC can't be racist, claiming women can't be sexist.

If you make rape or sexual assault jokes (I am a survivor of COCSA), if you think COCSA isn't real.

TERFs, SWERFs, Elon Musk supporters, Nazis, Trump supporters, defends problematic people.

People who claim that survivors of SA can't be hypersexual.

Amisics/acemisics/aromisics/aroacemisics.

Exclusionists, especially mspec gays/lesbians exclusionists.

Literally anyone that's problematic, (I'm sorry if you don't understand some of these, i don't want bad people to come and chat with me)

[aurorasgate]

i wanna play too🩷🥺

[heytheredelilacs]

ok last thought before i go to bed but my main struggle with soc is i ship literally everyone with everyone if i think about it long enough, even as duos and trios, pls help

[jessicas-pi]

it has occurred to me that it is truly preposterous that I, the Maker Of A Ridiculous Number Of AUs, have never yet played that ask game that's like "send me an ask with a character pairing and an AU and I'll write 3 sentences"

anyway, send me an ask with a character pairing (or just some characters) and an AU and I'll write probably way more than 3 sentences

[umahumahumah]

Can you rate all hetalia ships and your fav

I'll try. Let's go alphabetical order!

America/Australia: 0/10

It feels incestuous. I do find it funny how apparently Australia, someone clearly younger than America, is apparently in his 20's while the latter is 19.

America/Austria: 5/10

I think the fun part about this ship is how America has the potential to annoy Austria so much. Still, I can't really see the appeal.

America/Belarus: 5/10

I like the concept of this ship because both characters have contrasting personalities and are on opposing sides! I'm a sucker for that type of thing, which is kind of surprising that this ship doesn't compell me too much. At least not enough to make content of them.

America/Belgium: 6/10

I think America would really like Belgium's waffles, that fatass...

America/Bulgaria: 5/10

Clearly Bulgaria has dedicated his heart to one man and one man only. I don't see any chemistry between him and America... Actually maybe a little. I like the dynamic between normie and pathetic loser. Though I think if Bulgaria is not with Romania he would kill himself

America/Cameroon: 4/10

I think America would take a liking to Cameroon due to their shared interests in sports, but Cameroon feels way too mature to take any of America's tomfoolery.

America/Canada: 0/10

Blatantly incest.

America/China: 8/10

It feels like an alternate version of RusAme, with one side clearly maturer than the other. Though tbh I think the fun of this ship would be seeing how long it takes for America to break China

(+1 Point for that Wash My Belly Dude! Roblox game)

America/Croatia: 6/10

I think I made fanart of this ship once. I never finished it and it's on my dead phone, so... From the very minor appearance Croatia made in the entirety of Hetalia's existence, he seems like a very lethargic character, a great contrast to America's personality. Unfortunately, since Croatia is less than bare bones, I can't rank it any higher. If he was developed more I could easily ship him with America.

America/Cuba: 7/10

Cuba has a very strong hatred for America, doesn't he? Though whether America reciprocates that hatred or not is up to question. Considering his other rivalries though, America is probably very dismissive or unaware about Cuba's hatred. Whether it is reciprocated or not, I love a good ol' rivalry!

America/Cyprus: 3/10

I guess there's nothing bad about it, but what can I say about this? Cyprus would probably be scared of America or at least uncomfortable with his presence.

America/Czechia: 6/10

Anything to cuck Slovakia.

America/Denmark: 7/10

I think these two would be a very chaotic duo! They'd get into all sorts of shenanigans and probably plant a stink bomb somewhere in the meeting room. Them in a romantic context doesn't compell me, but they seem like they'd be good friends.

America/Ecuador: 6/10

There's nothing wrong with it, but I can't say much about it since Ecuador's barely a character. I can imagine them being good friends though.

America/Egypt: 6/10

There's something interesting about the dynamic of someone who doesn't talk and someone who doesn't know how to shut up.

America/England: -100000000/10

We got to USUK.... Honestly man I don't think I can describe the absolute HATE BONER I have for this ship. Reading the world itself feels like a walk through the fiery coals that make up the ground of hell. The ship is a bastardization of the characters involved and I am glad that it is finally dying out. Putting aside the incestuous and pedophilic undertones, most USUK content I've seen heavily mischaracterize America and England. I could probably replace the two characters with Generic Yaoi Couple™ and nobody would be able to tell the difference!!!!

America/Estonia: 0/10

No idea why but Himaruya made Estonia 17... I know ages are almost obsolete in Hetalia nowadays but maaan still

America/Finland: 1/10

Honestly I've always imagined Finland acting more like a father figure to America than anything romantic.

America/France: 0/10

Incest.

America/Germany: 7/10

Couples with one wild party and one that keeps them in check are always fun!

America/Greece: 3/10

Honestly I'd feel bad for Greece if he has to deal with America all the time. Let him nap pls

America/Hong Kong: 0/10

Hong Kong is 16-17

America/Hungary: 3/10

I think she'd just be trying her hardest trying to set him up with Austria instead.

America/Iceland: 0/10

Iceland is 16-17.

America/India: 4/10

I think I see potential in this ship. The two are both described as pretty wild characters, with India still being pretty mature. I see America instigating India to act more upon his wild side. But honestly I don't know much about India to actually determine what the nature of their relationship would be like.

America/Indonesia: 6/10

Again, I see potential. I think these two might be cute together, but I can't really get invested in it.

America/Ireland: 7/10

I think America and Ireland would be really close considering the history of Irish immigrants in America. Maybe they could've lived with each other at some point? Considering there were a lot of Irish immigrants to the country back then....

America/Italy: 7/10

It sounds pretty fun! I like both characters, I think a relationship with each other is enjoyable. Dumb + dumb stick together!

America/Japan: 9/10

I think America and Japan have a pretty wholesome relationship, I really like them together. Their dynamic also interests me with it being extrovert x introvert. Also also cultural exchanges between the two are always fun

America/Korea: 0/10

Korea is 15-16

America/Latvia: 0/10

Latvia is 15

America/Liechtenstein: 0/10

Liechtenstein feels too young.

America/Lithuania: 5/10

Ehhh, I think it's fine. Most of the content I've seen of Ameliet falls into the pitfalls of typical yaoi tropes and I can't really get into it. It seems homey though so extra point.

America/Luxembourg: 0/10

Luxembourg is under 18... Apparently? I'm not sure where this age came from but I got it from the wiki.

America/Macau: 4/10

Ehhhh.... I guess it's fine. + Extra points for gambling

America/Malaysia: 5/10

This ship seems fun. Malaysia kun is such a cute character and he would have very funny interactions with America, I like imagining the latter helping him build his confidence.

America/Moldova: 0/10

Bruh

America/Monaco: 0/10

Monaco is under 18.

America/Netherlands: 2/10

I don't know, doesn't seem that interesting to me.

America/New Zealand: 0/10

Feels kind of incestuous but idk

America/Norway: 1/10

It's not bad but I'm not that invested in Norway.

America/Philippines: 0/10

There's a dynamic between them I built in my head that makes it hard to put them in a relationship...

America/Poland: 6/10

Dense Character x Cheeky Character? I wonder how long it'll take for either party to become annoyed.

America/Prussia: 0/10

While I think a ship between two characters with both of their personalities would be cute, it's important to note that Prussia was America's mentor during the American revolution. So it just kinda feels weird tbh....

America/Romania: 3/10

It's fine, I could see how it may interest some people but ultimately I don't really care about it.

America/Romano: 2/10

I think it's fine but explosive tsunderes aren't really my cup of tea anymore, I've grown out of that phase :( a platonic relationship between them would be fun though.

America/Russia: 9/10

OTP!!! Honestly though I've gotten quite bored of it, but I especially like this ship because America and Russia are my favourite characters in Hetalia.

America/Seychelles: 0/10

I think Seychelles is underaged... Idk

America/Singapore: 0/10

Singapore is under 18, I guess.

America/Slovakia: 2/10

I don't think Slovakia is able to be with anyone other than Czechia.

America/Spain: 5/10

It seems interesting! I see potential in it but I can't really bring myself to ship it.

America/Sweden: 1/10

Same as Finland, for some reason Sweden/Finland and America have been depicted in a lot of parental relationships in the fandom. Can't unseen it tbh.

America/Switzerland: 2/10

I think it could be interesting, but I really can't see these two work at all.

America/Taiwan: 0/10

Pretty sure Taiwan's underaged + shipping her with a guy feels wrong.

America/Thailand: 3/10

These two could be interesting together, but ultimately... ?idk

America/Turkey: 3/10

Don't see any romance between them but I think these guys would be pretty epic drinking buddies.

America/Ukraine: 2/10

I'm gonna be tbh guys I don't think Ukraine will be able to handle a manchild like America, then again, I don't think anybody can handle America.

America/Vietnam: 2/10

Idk most of the content I've seen of this ship involves Vietnam War stuff and sometimes it does feel a little messed up but... I do think that if I researched more about it it could be more interesting