#wylan

[life-o-n-m4rs]

Wylan!!!

[spxrw]

hoo boy

[mysticmiav]

No mourners, no funerals.

And here are all the pieces together! Drawing these and sharing them with everyone has been such a delight *insert crow emoji*

[nine-is-not-a-ten]

the crows as high school stereotypes

kaz: theater kid

inej: theater kid

nina: theater kid

matthias: theater kid

jesper: theater kid

wylan: theater kid

[crowsdaily]

#he got promoted

[kazbrekkeriselite]

Kaz: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Inej: >:O language Jesper: Yeah watch your fucking language Wylan: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JESPER THE FUCK WORD? Nina: 'The fuck word'. Mattias: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Jesper: Oh my god they censored it Nina: Say fuck, Mattias. Jesper: Do it, Mattias. Say fuck.

[buglover77]

If I speak I’m in trouble

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Underrated Wesper quote (probably bc it’s in the same chapter as “Just girls?” but still)

Jesper: Ready to hear the sound of certain doom?

Wylan: You’ve never heard my father mad

Jesper: That sense of humour is getting progressively more Barrel-appropriate. If we survive, I’ll teach you to swear

[stormkpr]

Not mine, but perfect: 

“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”

[cinderstw]

My favourite thing about shadow and bone s2 is that, no matter what is happening or who is fighting, Wylan just carries his backpack around like a kid whose got REALLY lost on his first school trip…

[hexgrifa]

Actually the main reason Wylan let himself get beat up isn't to make it more believable it's actually because he wanted to prove to his father that he was more than a stupid kid because even after everything he went through he still desired his father to see his worth in any twisted way possible. In this essay I will-

[thejudeduarte]

Wesper aesthetic

"What do you like?" "Music. Numbers. Equations. They're not like words. They ... they don't get mixed up." "If only you could talk to girls in equations." There was a long silence, and then, eyes trained on the notch they'd created in the link, Wylan said, "Just girls?" Jesper restrained a grin. "No. Not just girls."

[r-u-living]

Yes Kaz is strong yadda yadda but we all know that man has arms like fucking sTICK

He can lift inej and wylan easily but his arms are so skinny he looks like a malnourished little victorian boy

Nina: Kazzy I don't think you're eating enough 😔

Kaz who is definitely eating enough since he will never be in a state with no food again: nina I can bench press you

We all know Jesper makes fun of him so much 😭 (since Kaz is canonically shorter than him )

Jesper: Omg my little boy!!!! I think your arms might be filling out!!! Your hitting puberty!!

Kaz who when going through puberty had so many voice cracks when he was trying to be threatening that he broke anyone's arms who mentioned it: jes ill fucking ban you from coming with me to get a new cane

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIS KNOBBLY ASS KNEES

He hasn't worn shorts because 1) it's Ketterdam why would he 2) his legs are so skinny that small shorts look like large ones 😭😭😭

Kaz at 3 am: *trying and failing to lunge threateningly and not hurt his leg* inej comes home tomorrow and I will not have nina say my legs look like Ferjan bread sticks again!!!!

[mysticmiav]

"Why do you guys say that, anyway? No mourners, no funerals? Why not just say good luck or be safe?”

Our favourite merchling was next in the Crows' profiles series✍️🌸

[nine-is-not-a-ten]

i just want to see more of wylan/inej's friend dynamic like:

feeding pigeons together

mocking kaz and jesper

trying to figure out if 'i liked your stupid face' and 'investment' were love confessions

trying to sneak therapy tips into conversations with their partners

baking

inej listening intently as wylan rambles about his latest hyperfixation

i mean... this is just too wholesome to miss out on

[red-as-rain]

jesper and nina late night facetimes

jesper: so i kinda have a crush on wylan

nina: *doing her makeup* yes, obviously

jesper: but there's a problem

jesper: jesper van eck doesn't sound good

jesper: and i don't want to make him change his name

jesper: if he's not got a merchant name

jesper: i can't call him merchling