#wesper

[evellynssocbrainrot]

I haven't laughed this hard in so long.

The post itself, the reblogs, and the comments are some of the funniest things I've seen in years.

Also...

I died 💀

I don't care if the Crows spin-off is just the six of them acting it out in Freddy's living room while Freddy's wife films it on a phone, I'm willing to pay real money for the footage.

[dasiesanddarkness]

sorry but absolutely NO ONE does heart eyes like Jack Wolfe

[queer-book-character-tournament]

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Silas Bell/Daphne Luckenbill- The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White

Jesper Fahey/Wylan Van Eck- Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

[artbymyth]

No mourners. No funerals.

[evellynssocbrainrot]

It's always so interesting that there wasn't a scene in the books when Kaz and Inej "Began to fall in love." Like, they just were in love before the first pages of the book. Who knows how long they've been in love? For Nina and Matthias, you could argue that the moment when they "fell in love" was the moment when Matthias betrays Jarl Brum and his country for Nina. For Jesper and Wylan, you could argue that the moment when they "fell in love" was somewhere during the ship ride at the end of soc. But Kaz and Inej already had established, and not to mention, rather strong and intense romantic feelings for each other. And those feelings only grew more and more as the book continued.

[ethanscrocs]

i included this whole segment because the banter is so so so good but ohhhh man the IRONY of "you're better suited to a gilded cage than to a real one" and also "i left my father's house" (lying)

we as a society do not appreciate the shift from slightly mean banter to sincere flirting mixed in with banter...

[justszanna112]

Loving Wesper doesn't mean hating Kuwei

[jkriordanverse]

soc characters as six queens

Wylan Van Eck - Anna of Cleves. She got rejected for being too ugly. He got banished because he couldn't read. Do i even need to elaborate? Her song (esp her verse in six) could literally be rewritten to suit Wylan like

What a shame yeah my face, it cost me the crown (his dyslexia costing him the Van Eck fortune) So I moved to the Haus Of Holbein! In my hometown (Ketterdam) His mates were super arty, but I showed them how to party (the crows) Now on my tour of Prussia, everybody GETS DOWN (basically a statement to Van eck and all the people who has ever disrepected him for not being able to read. the equivalent of Haters back off)

Jesper Fahey - Jane Seymour. Jane knows Henry might not love her if it weren't for her son. Jesper knows his father might love him more if he wasn't Grisha, if he didn't have the one thing that took the love of Colm's life away. Jane loving Henry anyways despite. Jesper doing the same with his father. *SOBS*

Matthias Helvar - Catherine of Aragon. OH. GODS LIKE. "you must agree that baby in all the times i've been by your side (Fjerda). "I've never lost control (never questioned), no matter how many times i knew you lied (no matter how many times he saw the faults and barbaric teachings of Fjerdan ideologies). "If you can just explain A single thing I've done to cause you pain, I'll go" *silence* (Fjerda pulling a King Henry and banishing Matthias) . NOooooo. WAY.

Nina Zenik - Anne Boleyn. PURE VIBES. . LIKE I CAN easily imagine nina going "LIKE WAHT WAS I MEANT TO DO?" When Matthias confronted her about Hellgate. Then going "LIKE OMG GUYS HE ACTUALLY WANTS TO CHOP (//choke) MY HEAD OFF" when matthias tried to kill her. Plus, "grew up in the French court" (nina grew up in the Royal Palace), "life was a chore so she set sail" (went to the borders)

Inej Ghafa - Katherine Howard. Kaz and Inej's could easily switch. I mean, although Katherine suits Inej more, with the "all you wanna do" motifs going on, it could also be reinterpreted for Kaz as all they (Pekka) wanted to do was milk him of his money. Either way they get sold/manipulated for something and ended up suffering for it. For Inej it was years of abuse and sa. For Kaz it was loosing his brother and learning how to survive Ketterdam alone.

Kaz Brekker - Catherine Parr. Again, could easily be switched with Inej with the "I'm much more than my trauma, I fought for (in Catherine Parr's case, women's education,..etc)". Inej going on to becoming more than the Menagerie girl she was forced to be (a slaver hunter, the Wraith..etc). Kaz going onto be much more than the scared naive little boy he once was.Although this also could easily go for all the crows, I feel like it suits Kaz and Inej more, since their trauma and backstory is more or less prominent and relates to hers more.

[weaponizedducks]

rewatching shadow and bone. the helnik flashbacks. jes, inej and kaz. the casting. god what we could have had. I'm in mourning

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: I can usually tell I'm right by the sound of my husband furiously rummaging through books followed by complete silence

[sky-neverending]

guys should i write a wesper content creator au (say yes)

[uniquecellest]

Hello???? Anyone else in the states having tiktok work again???? And other associated apps???

[your-fave-is-a-crane-wives-song]

Wylan Van Eck and Jesper Fahey from Six of Crows are The Diving Bell by The Crane Wives!

requested by anon!

[ineffablelvrs]

"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps

[wesperskanej]

The illustrations from the Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom Owlcrate special editions.