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A trip to the ER
Yang is in a car with Weiss and Nora
Yang:(panicking) Drive faster, Weiss! The bleeding is getting worse.
Weiss: I'm trying, okay? I get nervous when people yell when I'm driving.
Yang:(sarcastically) Oh, my fault(!), I'll just die in silence, shall I?!
Weiss: Ugh, Yang, you're always so dramatic!
Nora: Yeah, calm down, Yang, you're not dying. You're just losing large amounts of blood.
Yang: Yes, that happens to be a leading cause of death.
Weiss: No, you're thinking of cancer.
Nora: I thought heart disease was the number one cause of death.
Yang: Yes, but without blood, my heart will have nothing to pump, and will, therefore, get bored and die.
Weiss: Ugh, please try not to get your blood on the seat.
Nora:(looking around) Are you guys sure this is the right way to the hospital?
Weiss: I'm pretty sure.
Yang: What do you mean "You're pretty sure"?
Weiss: I think it's that… by that place where we ate at the other day. What was it?
Nora: Oh, those fries were delicious!
Weiss: Oh my gosh, seriously, they were so good…
Yang:(yelling) This is my arm! Notice how I'm able to hold it an entire arm's length away from my body! This is an undesirable quality! I insist that you focus on finding me medical care!...(noticing Weiss putting on makeup) what are you doing?
Weiss: I have a date after this! Actually, can one of you grab the wheel? Thanks.
Yang see Nora messing around and place her severe arm on the wheel then the car start slowing down.
Nora: Hey, how come we're slowing down?
Weiss: Some ducks are crossing the road. Well,(Yang look at her) what else am I supposed to do?
Yang: Kill them!
Weiss: That's terrible!
Yang: No!(showing her arm) This is terrible!
Weiss: I'm not killing those ducks, Yang.
Nora: Yes, they are adorable.
Yang:(hit them with the arm) Get. Me. To. A. Hospital.
Nora: Yang, your arm is really cold.
Yang: Is it, Nora? I'm no doctor, but I would venture to guess that's probably indicative of some kind of severe trauma!
Nora: I don't know, some people just have cold hands all the time.
Weiss: Oh, should I turn the heater on?
Nora: Oh, yeah.
Yang:(faintly) Guys, if I don't make it, I just want you both to know....
......that I hate you.
Nora: Yang, quit being so dramatic. Look, the ducks are crossing the road…(saw Yang has passed out)
Weiss: See? And nothing had to die. Oh look, the place with the fries, do you think we have time
Nora: Yes!
#rwby#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#greenlight volume 10#studio c#parody#team jnpr#team rwby#rwby fandom
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I am slowly losing my mind with so many thoughts on Renora and yet I am nearly four years too late for this hyperfixation and am juggling so many different projects along with uni work that I am left to scream into the void as I lie awake in bed at the poetic tragedy and angst in Nora growing to hate who she is and desiring to become someone she can love, and Ren realising far to late that he loves her for everything she is and yet is forced to watch from a distance as she burdens herself, unable to do anything to help.
#this is entirely bc of Be Strong and Hit Stuff#It ended up in my uni playlist and I just kept looping it#now I am suffering and barely got time to do anything between 3D modelling and making merch#and I have no one to talk to about all this bc no one I know watches RWBY#so I will scream on my nothing of a blog#rwby#renora#nora valkyrie#lie ren#team jnpr#shio speaks
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Nora in witch costume, trying to summon the Great Pumpkin in autumn field 🎃 This is last year's illustration from my Boosty. You can download the full-sized file here! Nora would definitely be the one who would excite herself over the idea. I imagine all JNPR going in the field together to support Nora's funny obsession 🤭
#rwby#rwby fanart#rwby halloween#halloween#nora valkyrie#jnpr#team jnpr#witch#pumpkin#great pumpkin#spooky month#artists on tumblr
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some sketches :)
#rwby#rwby fanart#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#team rwby#team jnpr#team jnr#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#oscar pine#penny polendina#bumbleby#whiterose#greenlight volume 10#my art
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Beach Junipers
RWBY: *doing a mission in Atlas*
Ruby: This is the worst.
Weiss: It's actually pretty warm today.
Ruby: It's 8 degrees!
Weiss: I said it was warm.
Ruby: ...
Yang: Stop complaining. At least you aren't carrying Blake's fat butt.
Blake: *Firmly attached to Yang's back for warmth* Why couldn't we get the mission to Menagerie? That would've been so much better.
Ruby: JNPR called dibs after they helped up cover up the slippery ninja incident.
Blake: ...I'd rather people know that I-
Weiss: Stop right now! I just repressed those memories.
Yang: JNPR's all probably melting right now anyways. You know that place is basically the surface of the sun.
Weiss: Or facing an absolute infestation of Grimm.
Ruby: Yeah, probably.
Meanwhile
JNPR: *all wearing Hawaiian shirts, surrounded by a field of dead grimm*
JNPR: Aruba, Jamaica, Oh I wanna take ya. To Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama.
JNPR: Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go?
Jaune: Oh I want to take you down to Kokomo. We'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow.
Jaune That's where we wanna go, way down to Kokomo.
Pyrrha: Port Au Prince, I want to catch a glimpse.
Ren: *Absolutely killing it on the saxophone*
This post is brought to you by my want for my power to come back on
#rwby#rwby shitpost#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#team jnpr#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren
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Jaune: "Getting adopted by an older team is weird."
Jaune: "Like, the four of us could just be straight vibing, only to randomly get picked up by some third years and taken out for pizza."
Jaune: "Just straight 'You're coming with us now' type of shit."
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#team jnpr#they just end up getting yoinked and taken to a pizza place off campus
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Team leaders I want to see together again!
#my art#ffreire art#rwby#ruby rose#sun wukong#jaune arc#team rwby#team jnpr#team sssn#rwby v10#character redesign#rwby vacuo#greenlight volume 10#save rwby#and in the end i forgot to actually post it
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they could never make me hate you jaune
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What could have been...
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Ruby: Hey, if you had to kill any of your team-
Jaune: Myself.
Ren: Jaune.
Nora: Jaune.
Pyrrha: Nora.
Nora: Too attached to Jaune, Ren too good at surviving?
Pyrrha: Exactly.
Nora: That's fair.
Ruby: ...
Ruby: Holy fuck there wasn't a half a goddamn second of hesitation from any of you. What the Hell guys.
#This is OOC they'd all sacrifice themselves before considering anything else.#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby shitpost#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#team jnpr
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Jaune: Thanks for helping me take my mind off of my big meeting with Miss Goodwitch this afternoon. She scares the heck out of me… 😰
Pyrrha: Well, if a quick sparring session helps you forget about it then I’m happy to help! Here I come!
Jaune: I’m so stressed out that I’m zoning out right in the middle of everything today! Sometimes I don’t even hear when people-
Jaune: *gets bashed in the head by Pyrrha’s shield and collapses like a sack of bricks* 😵
Pyrrha: I’M SORRY!!!! 😱
Ren: *pulling up Jaune’s eyelids and shining a light* He’s concussed. There’s no way he’s going to be able to make that meeting with Miss Goodwitch…
Ren: Nora, you’ll have to climb inside his shirt and operate his arms like a mech!
Nora: *shrugs off her jacket* On it. 😠
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New episode is up!
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This time with a fully rendered illustration:
Look at them being silly together~
#Hypothetical RWBY Reboot#rwby#rwby fanart#rwby spoilers#rwby analysis#rwby rewrite#speedpaint#Youtube#rwby timeline#jnpr#team jnpr#jaune arc#rwby jaune#pyrrha nikos#rwby pyrrha#lie ren#rwby ren#nora valkyrie#rwby nora
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RWBY Halloween request from my Boosty! "Ren dressed as a Chinese hopping vampire" and "Any character wearing the Thriller outfit". I rarely draw Jaune, so I decided that he would keep Ren company.
And I also wanted to implement their costumes into RWBY universe, so pay attention to the captions on the drawings ;D
You can download the full-sized drawings here!
#rwby#rwby fanart#rwby halloween#jaune arc#lie ren#thriller#michael jackson#jiangshi#chinese vampire#rwby cosplay#jnpr#team jnpr#spooky month#artists on tumblr
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When Pyrrha runs into her cousin Rang, she introduces her to her teammates. Let us see her opinion on JNPR.
Pyrrha: "Rang! It's nice to see you!"
Rang: "Same here, cuz. It's been a while."
Nora: *amazement* "Whoah! She looks like Yang!" *cups her own bust* "Even the bouncing melons!"
Ren: "Nora!"
Rang: *glares* "I beg your pardon?!"
Pyrrha: *sheepish* "Um, Rang, this is my team, Team JNPR."
Nora: "I'm Nora Valkyrie, that's my name an' don't wear it out."
Rang: *annoyed* "Noted."
Ren: *exhales in exasperation* "Lie Ren, nice to meet you."
Rang: *calms down a bit* "Nice to meet you, too, Ren. Approachable and polite, unlike the maniac next to you."
Jaune: *clears his throat* "Hi, I'm Jaune Arc, leader of Team JNPR and your cousin's partner."
Rang: *blinks* "Ah." *she eyes him from head to toe* "So, you're the guy who's gotten Cuz outta that shell."
Jaune: *blinks in confusion* "Huh?"
Pyrrha: *blushes, gulps* "R-Rang--."
Rang: "I mean, yeah, we're training to fight monsters and criminals, but ever since Pyr got notoriety as a tournament fighter and that cereal deal, everyone wanted a piece of her. From reporters, paparazzi, fans, stalkers, and don't get me started on those creepy old guys. But when we spoke after her first week at Beacon, seems like she's the ol' Pyr before she gained the 'Invincible Girl' title."
Jaune: *blinks* "Oh, that's pretty deep, Rang--."
Rang: "Yeah, because my first impression of ya was that of an ill-informed dumb ass who somehow got into a prestigious academy and doesn't even know about the basics of Aura & Semblances."
Jaune: *grimaces* "Oh..."
Rang: "But, Pyr told me about your good heart, even if you are dense." *turns to her cousin* "Seriously, Cuz, lock this one down."
Pyrrha: *covers her face with both hands, flustered* "RAAAANG!!!"
#answer#answered#answers#answer post#answered post#rwby#rwby au#rwby shitpost#team jnpr#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#rang nikos#arkos#nikos cousins
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hands :)
#rwby#ruby rose#blake belladonna#lie ren#yang xiao long#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee#arkos#bumbleby#team jnpr#rwby fanart#rwby volume 9
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On every team at Beacon, upon receiving dorm room furniture delivered, there’s:
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