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[reashot]

instead of feeling fury at jaune for getting with ruby, tai instead pities and sympathises with jaune (he has ptsd flashbacks of summer always getting rough with him in bed)

*knock, knock*

Tai: Who's there? *Opens door*

Ruby: Hi dad, I'm home and I brought my boyfriend. 😊

Jaune: H-hi Ruby's dad. I'm Jaune. Nice to meet you.

Tai:

Sure nice to meet you too Jaune...

(I'm so going to kill this punk afterwards)

Living room

Ruby: So dad what do you think about Jaune. Ain't he the hunkiest and dreamiest boy ever? 🥰

Jaune: Ah, ha, ha. Ruby likes to exaggerate but I'm nowhere near the guy she described.

Tai: Oh you are too humble Jaune... By the way I see you haven't drank my tea yet?

Jaune: Uh, well...

Ruby: Dad... We saw you pour rat poison into Jaune's cup. ☠️

Tai: *smirk* Really now, how could that happen?

Ruby: Look dad. I know you don't approve of Jaune but you need to accept that he and I will be having mind-blowing sex & making babies non stops every night. 😋

Tai: That's it I'm getting my shotgun!

Jaune: Before you shoot me. I would never do such a thing to Ruby until marriage.

Tai: ???

Ruby: Wuh-what? 😕

Jaune: I said. I will not have sexual relationship with Ruby until she becomes a great huntsman like her mother.

Ruby: B-but that will takes years if not decades for me to accomplish! (And I'm horny now 🥵)

Jaune: It's hard for me too. But Ruby, it's for your sake. I can't have you be distracted. You are the most important person to me. And I will do anything to help you achieve your dream.

But rest assured I will be by your side and help you along the way. Just not in the way that you want. I will be your supportive but sexually distant boyfriend. I will give moral and emotional support. If you want a massage after a long day of work. I will give it to you. But we will not be consummating our relationship so to speak.

Ruby: .... 😶

Jaune: So Ruby you don't have to-

*smack*

*falls down to the ground*

Ruby: RUBY WANTS SNU-SNU!!! 🤬

*drags Jaune's unconscious body to her room*

Tai: *sigh*

Brothers preserve you, kid....

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have you ever heard of the rose life cycle?

live life as a badass huntress (or hunstman if the rose is a male)

encounter blonde whose rizz is wildly inconsistent

wait for blonde to get sad for whatever reason

swoop in

spawn successor with blonde and spend some time raising successor

leave and die heroically in the line of duty to maximise the sadness in the blonde

the cycle repeats with the next rose

Sorry for the long wait I was on heavy medications for few weeks for something I had.

Somewhere in the past

Summer: Ruby, it's time to have "the talk."

Little Ruby: The talk about what mommy?

Tai: Uhm... The talk about the flower and the wolf, of course.

Ruby: ???

Summer: Oh for heaven's sake. It's about the Rose family's reproduction method.

Ruby: A-what method?

Tai: It's about making baby.

Ruby: Oh I know that. It's when a girl and boy love each...

Summer: No-no. Not like that. We from the Rose clan do it differently compared to how other people do it.

Ruby: Different how, mommy?

Summer: Well once you are of a certain age. You will notice a difference in your body. You will instinctively look for a potential mate.

Ruby: W-what?

Tai: I know it sounds weird Ruby but you need to pay attention. It will help you one day. (And maybe me.)

Summer: Moving on. Not just any mate but a blonde mate. You will never be satisfied (sexually) with anyone until you mate with someone blonde. No matter how hideous, socially repugnant, short & dumb.

Tai: *cries* so you chose me because you are genetically predisposed to do so and not because you love me?

Summer: No, no. It's nothing like that I love you because of the person you are. (And also because I'm genetically attracted to blonde.)

Ruby: So I can only fall in love with a blonde? That's dumb. When I grow up I will love someone who is not blonde...

Summer: Oh almost forgot. After mating with said blonde. You will only have a few years left to live.

Tai: W-whut?

Ruby: *starts bawling*

Summer: Oops Spoiler...

Fast Forward

Ruby: ...Shit.

The Rose family curse is real!

I don't find brunette attractive at all. Worse I actually have feelings for Jaune. Despite him being the worst huntsman in the academy and not having anything in common with him.

And because of the Rose life cycle Now I must find someone with blonde hair to mate!

Or else I can't slake off these feeling of lust!

But I will die afterwards!

... Eh, better die horny and satisfied I guess.

But Jaune is nowhere to be seen...

Should I do it with Sun instead?...

*slap*

No Ruby bad. Bad, Ruby. You are not a common tramp. You are a human being with wants and desires. Sure Jaune is dumber than a sack of brick but he has the biggest dick in all of Remnants. He is also kind of cute but otherwise not my first choice.

Ughh... It's getting so bad. I can no longer hold it. If I can't find him then I have no choice but to find some random blonde to mate with. But who other than Sun that I know are blonde?

Papa Arc: *whistle* Boy I sure do love walking on this street, being happily married and not being assaulted in broad daylight by a semi-feral silver eyed female.

Ruby: *starts crying* No... Now I have to do it.

[reashot]

knightfall (yandere) prompt,

cinder's reaction to seeing jaune take penny's maidenhood (aka kill penny and pass the winter maiden over to winter)

cinder: "YOU MOTHERFUCKER, THAT POWER BELONGED TO ME!" (cinder internally: "holy shit that was so hot")

Jaune: NO! What have I done?!

Cinder: Hey, I know it's a bad time and all but maybe can you do it again?.(That was so hot.)

Jaune:

Cinder: (Oh yeah. Totes worth it)

[reashot]

Ruby:

Collar

Wolf Ruby: I don't need a collar.

Ruby: But I would wear one if it was from you~.

Jaune: ...

[reashot]

ruby: WAIT!

ruby: instead of all fighting each other over jaune, why don't we all just kiss each other! and then jaune!

jaune: ...do I get a say in this?

rwbynpr: Nope!

Jaune: *gasping for air*

There! Are you girls happy?

RWBYNPR: 🥰

Ruby: Wait hold on a minute you haven't kissed all our lips. 😘

Jaune: But I just did!

Ruby: That's just the upper lips. Now you have to kiss the "lower lips." 💋

*Raise skirt*

Jaune:

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ruby: who saved the world and defeated Salem? oh right it was ME, not Weiss! So get away from MY man, hussy, Jaune's mine by right of no one daring to fuck with me.

Sorry for the late reply. I have been feeling under the weather.

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Ruby: So stay away from my Mate-I mean Man!

If you know what's good for you.

Or else you will see the business end of Crescent Rose. 🔫

*hmmph*

Weiss: Bet...

Click to see the rest (18+)

Ruby: *whistling down the hallway*

Oh Jaune~ Your little sex puppy . Eh, I meant girlfriend Ruby Rose is coming to visit where's my greeting kissy at?

*sounds of moaning and grunting can be heard inside of Jaune's room*

J-Jaune!!!

Eh? Ah ha, ha. Oh Jaune❤️, why do you need to watch porn when you already have me. I will even allow you to do things that most people in those videos will not do. 💀

*the moaning and grunting starts to get louder and louder as Ruby walks closer*

Ruby: W-wait I recognize that voice.😰

*opens door*

Weiss: Oh yeah, give it to me my knight!

Give it to me real hard!

Oh shit! That felt good. Give it to me harder!

Jaune: *groan* Ah! W-Weiss please we need to stop.

Ruby: WEISS!!!

Weiss: Oh. Would you look at that I guess I just fucked with you by fucking Jaune.

Whatcha gonna do about it bitch?

Jaune: I-I'm so sorry Ruby. It's my fault for being weak.

*cries*

Ruby: 😶

[reashot]

Jaune, Being Slightly More Submissive Than Usual

The rest of Jaune's Harem:

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pyrrha (weak aura): I had yandere tendencies and saw a medical professional about it before things got out of hand

ruby (STRONG AURA): Jaune is mine and no fucking hussies will stop me! emotional manipulation? that's just flirting don't try and gaslight me

Yandere Pyrrha

Pyrrha: *cuddling with Jaune's dakimakura*

*smooch* Oh Jaune I love you so. You are my destined one and yet we can't be together at least just not yet.

I need you to be the greatest huntsman I know that you can be before we can be together and I will help train you along the way until you reach your goal.

Till then I have to be satisfied with this pale imitation of you.

Vs. Yandere Ruby

Ruby: Hey Jaune~ 💕

You might be feeling dizzy right now but that is just the sign the drug is wearing off 💉

Don't bother calling for help. I have thrown away your scroll. 🗑️ 📱

And don't bother trying to escape You are now currently chained to the bed and this room is sealed perfectly shut. I think you will find, escape to be... Impossible. 🔐

You will stay here for a long, long time. Maybe even forever. That is unless you obey my demands and give me babies. Lots and lots of babies (at least 10.) 🍼 🧷

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jaune: RUBY! RUBY UNTIE ME

ruby: You WILL accept these cuddles, you WILL recognize your self worth, you WILL feel good about yourself and your accomplishments!

ruby: And then you WILL give me a baby and marry me. then I'll untie you. maybe.

Ruby: So Jaune how do you feel now? 🤗

Jaune: It's better but I still feel like a piece of shit Ruby.

Ruby: C'mon don't be like that. Come on say something nice about yourself. I bet it'll feel good. I'll start.

You are the cutest boy I know. 😊

Jaune: Rubes, no boy wants to be called cute.

Ruby: But you are! Everything about you is cute. 😘

Jaune: No I'm not I'm big and manly. Like my ancestor when he defeated the silver-eyed witch in a single combat.

Ruby: *ahem*

Jaune: Uhm. I-I didn't mean that. I'm just saying that I'm not as great of a person that you think I am.

Ruby: Oh Jaune. *Hugs*

I know just the thing that can cheer you up. 😉

Jaune: No Ruby I won't have sex with you.

Ruby: But I'm so Horny right now! 🥵

[reashot]

jaune: stop trying to get me to top one of you!

jaune: I want to be dominated by a woman and then called a good boy!

Ruby: B-but Jaune I'm a bottom and I can't be a top. Look at how small, adorable and fuckable I am. 🥺

Weiss: But I already bought collars for all four of us to wear. It even came with a leash for you to walk us on the street.

Blake: You can't do this to me I'm nearing my faunus heat cycle (lie.) don't you want to breed a female kitty in heat?

Yang: Despite how I look I'm not fully a top. I have way too many mommy issues to deal with before I can be someone's dom. But I have no problems with some rough play, bdsm & rapeplay. Besides Jaune aren't you at least curious whether or not you can bottom out a lesbian or two?

Jaune: I'm sorry everyone but the answer is no.

I'm a good boy and I want to be topped by a dommy mommy.

Cinder: I can be your dommy mommy...

Jaune: *blush*

[reashot]

Jaune, being slightly more assertive than usual.

RWBY:

Jaune: What have I done?

[reashot]

Pyrrha knows what she wants.

And she's not waiting around for consent.

New kid on the block

[reashot]

Jaune's Wish.

Genie: *poof* Wow! How long was I out.

*Checks his watch* 2000 years?

I've been asleep for 2 milennia!?

No wonder I felt awful... Eh, Whatchu gonna do. Itty bity living space and all that.

By the way. You must be my new master?

Jaune: Y-you must be the genie?

Genie: Well, ain't you a smart kid. What gives it away?

The blue skin

That I'm floating in mid air

Or that I came out of a lamp all theatric like?

Jaune: I'm sorry it's just that I've never seen anything like you before.

Genie: Trust me kid you never met anyone like me.

The name's Genie by the way. So what's your name?

Jaune: I-It's Jaune.

Genie: Well pleasure to meet you Jaune. By the by, mind if I call you "J"?

Jaune: O-of course.

Genie: Terrific J my new pal. So whatcha going to wish for by the way?

Jaune: Well, my wish is kinda...

Genie: Trust me kid. I've been granting wishes for centuries. There's nothing I haven't seen or heard about. No matter how outlandish, stupid or insane your wishes are. There is absolutely nothing you say that can surprise me...

So! Fire away with your wish J.

Jaune: Oh all right then, well. I wish for a smaller than average penis size.

Genie:

I-Uh. I *cough* W-well I never heard that wish before...

I am now too shocked and too traumatized to even ask why.

Congrats kid. You just broke an all powerful eldritch being. Can't say many are able to do that.

[reashot]

Happy Father's Day, Jaune👔 🍼

Jaune: Ugghhh....

*having a vivid dream of him being violated by team RWBY*

No wait stop...

Yang: Hear that. Jaune is asking all of us to stop, should we?

Blake: *giggle* he would be more convincing if his "thing" is not being erect right now.

Weiss: (Oh shit what do I get myself into? I can't fit his whole "thing" inside of me. He's huge!) T-there's no way we're going to stop right Ruby?...

Eh, Ruby?

Ruby: *glug, slurp, lap, pop* 💦 What? Dig in girls. It's big and juicy. 😁

Jaune: Ahhh!!!

*wakes up*

Oh it was all just a dream...

I mean there's no way that team RWBY would do anything like that to me. They don't even like me like that...

Sometimes later

RWBY: Oh Jaune~ Guess what he havex4?

Jaune: What is it girls?

RWBY: *Hands Jaune a positive pregnancy test*

Jaune: *faint like the little bitch he is*

Afterwards

Yang: Why do we all decide to babytrap Jaune. You might ask?

I needed a backup plan in case my huntsman career isn't going to take off.

I know it's wrong nowadays to say a woman wanting to have a man as a provider, but with the economy the way it is. It's good to have options. And if needed I can just dump my brat with Jaune and leave them.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..... Oh holy brothers. I have become my mother.

Blake: Why I want to have Jaune's litter?

At first I said. Hell no. I won't support the heteronormative agenda.

But then he gave me some good neck scritches. And I started having the baby fever.

Can't fight natural urges, I guess.

Weiss: M-Me. W-wanting to have J-Jaune's baby!?

(And what's wrong with having a baby with the man I love?)

The nerves, the audacity not to mention scandalous!

(You could not be more right. If only I can shout at the rooftop.)

Read my lips! I hate Jaune!!!

(I love Jaune 🩵)

Ruby: Why do I want to have Jaune's baby? 🐥

What a silly question. I'm the main protagonist. And he is my love interest. He is solely created to be my breeding stud. 🐴 🍆

And Because I love him and It's the only way I can do to make him stay with me. 💕

Secret Arkos.

Pyrrha: Team RWBY did What!?

[reashot]

Red Roses, Red Roses. Jaune, Will You Bend me Overs?

Jaune: *just peacefully doing his own thing*

Ruby: *glomp*

Jaune~ Do you know what day is today? 😘

Jaune: I don't know Ruby. What day is today?

Ruby: *giggle* today is Red Roses day. So I think this day could be treated like my mini birthday. So for my present. How about we go to my room and make my rose wet and red (from all the pounding you will give me)... ❤️

Jaune: Ah. How about we just go out and eat. Then afterwards we can just catch up on some shows we always wanted to watch. What do you say?

Ruby: That's not what I want!

... But I guess it's fine too.

*sigh*

You're lucky you're too cute for me to rape... ☠️

Jaune: Ha, ha, ha.... Wait, what did you just say?

[reashot]

Happy Pride Month to all my oomphy 🌈

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And Back Due To Popular Demand...

Wolf Ruby: *wags her bushy tail* Jaune. My love, my light and my master. Please use your big strong manly hands to force me into submission so that I may be able to better serve you~ 🥰

*plops her but in front of Jaune*

Jaune: *pats her head*

Ruby: T-this isn't what I had in mind... 🥺

Jaune: I'm sorry.

But Ruby is for head patting only. Not for lewding.

And your dad threatened me with castration. If I do.

Ruby: Damn you dad... But this is good too. *Purr*

Pet me harder... 🐶

*ding dong*

Jaune: Oh I wonder who could that be?

Ruby: *sniffs*

(that smell)

*snarl*

(Hussy!) 😡

Jaune: What's gotten into you Ruby?

*opens door*

Jessica?

Jessica: Jaune... *Sniffs*

I finally found you.

*hugs Jaune*

Jaune: W-wait Jess! What are you doing here? And how did you even get here in the first place?!

Jessica: *starts crying*

Oh Jaune...

How I miss you.

I thought I could never see you again after all this time.

I have to do all sorts of things just to get here.

But finally we can be together...

Ruby:

(must kill, tiny green hussy!)

I will continue the story if this gets to 150 interactions.

Spoiler:

Yes I'm going to turn this shitpost into a DC x RWBY crossover.

Ayo! Why Is Ruby Wearing A Collar? 🐺

Wolf Ruby: Why do I wear a collar you might ask?

Silly question. It's a symbol of my devotion to my master Jaune. It serves to remind me of my place that I'm just a lowly submissive little pupper. And I must be kept leashed so my master can have his ways with me. Forcefully if he wanted to and I will gladly oblige to his desire for I am his cum-puppy. 💕

Jaune's version.

Jaune: Why does Ruby wear a collar?

Well to tell you the truth it's because she keeps getting lost. Her collar has a tracker and her personal information in it so I can find her whenever she goes missing.

Will add more to the scene if this gets 100 interaction...