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Nora's Plan B
Hey Nora.
Nora: Sup Em, whicha want?
Emerald: Say if Ren doesn’t work out would you date Jaune?
Nora: Yes.
Emerald: What?
Ruby: What?
Weiss: What?
Nora: What? Is that a big deal?
Emerald: Explain.
Nora: I mean I call Jaune a fearless leader for a reason.
Weiss: But Cardin-
Nora: Let’s break it down. Jaune let Cardin get away with what he did was because of his transcripts however that’s also because Jaune was used to situations like because no one has ever helped him with that. Think about it, how many friends Jaune had before Beacon?
Ruby: Hm.
Nora: Plus the moment Cardin threatened Pyrrha his attitude took a whole 180. Shoot after the Ursa he was ready to fight Cardin again.
Ruby and Weiss: Yeah, she’s not wrong.
Nora: Next, Cinder would have to watch Jaune’s progression in order to set up a good team for us to fight. Didn’t she?
Emerald: Yeah.
Nora: And Jaune stood up for Pyrrha when everybody was laying pressure on her. That’s something.
RWE: True.
Ruby: But Nora sometimes Jaune-
Nora: Hold on, yeah, Jaune has his hissy fits but then again, don’t we all grieve differently. Plus Ruby, Qrow waited until we were attacked by Salem’s forces to explain everything. Instead, he could have just told us from the start. He was doing unnecessary things. So yeah Jaune has every right to be mad. I say Qrow should have counted his blessings that Jaune was willing to help him at all if you weren’t around. Or Jaune kills him by his own hands.
Ruby: Oh.
Weiss: But then he- Oscar-
Nora: With Oscar, Jaune admitted he overreacted with him. But, again, understandble. We grieve at our own pace. And I mean seriously Ozpin hadyears to stop Salem and he hasn’t done it. Ozpin might as well be just as bad as Salem. Also if you have not noticed back in Argus the moment he pushed Oscar to the wall none of us were ready. Remember how Yang looked?
RW:
Nora: That was fear. I will say that takes points away for being attractive but it also shows he has a breaking point. Which for most people needs to be avoided cause someone could end up dead. But again Jaune proves he has control of his emotions by letting Oscar go.
Yang: Yeah she’s not wrong.
Ruby: Yang how-
Yang: Stay on topic. Look I’m cool with Ren and you know I- I understood why he was upset but the moment he realized his tone with Jaune-
Yang: He knew. He knew he f**** up but then Jaune’s response- Oh my god.
Yang: He maintained his composure. His behavior proves he learned from Argus with Oscar. He still was willing to talk with him.
Yang: If that’s not maturity then I don’t know what is. Just saying.
Ruby: But Jaune in the Ever After was-
Yang: Okay let’s compare. Ren was upset about Atlas and Mantle. Instead of being upset about it and following orders, what else has he done to fix anything? Nothing. And when he finally expressed himself it was after Oscar got kidnapped. And we were stranded in the middle of miles in snow with no food or transportation. Meanwhile, leaving those thousands of people to die.
Me: But didn’t you start it?
Yang: Doesn’t matter.
Me: Yes it-
Yang: Shut up. And in the Ever After Ruby…. …. We were there for a day and we made Little homeless. Robbed the knights. Almost died playing a game of chess with a spoiled brat. Fought our inner demons. And destroyed a city market with people in it to save ourselves from Neo. In one day mind you we did all of that.
Ruby: Holy-
Yang: Now with Jaune he wasn’t dismissing our problem but we were contemplating at the wrong time.
Yang: Mainly because a storm came.
Yang: He then brought us to his home.
Yang: And let's recall he was waiting for us. Something he didn’t have to do. At all. And what did we do? Judge the man for taking care of a bunch of children who want to die.
Yang: Then we brought Neo to him.
Yang: And Ruby -
Ruby: No further comments.
Yang: And Ratchet.
Me: *sigh* Okay. Fine. If you have seen my list of Jaune ships or seen any of my post on Ren and Nora., my outlook on them is not good. But after thinking about the reason I hate Nora, I steadily realized, ‘man, what I am saying, she’s better than Sakura.” She doesn’t physically or mentally abuse Jaune like Sakura does to Naruto. And unlike the other besides Pyrrha she’s consistent with Jaune. So I'll admit I was petty with her in volume seven and eight. I can see Nora’s Arc happening.
Nora: Thank you. Anyways Emerald I would date Jaune as my plan B. Especially if Ren and I don’t recover from Atlas.
Emerald: Well damn. Too bad you got competition.
Nora: *laugh*
RWE: *shocked*
Nora: Let them come. But remember, team JNPR. And team JNRO. And team RNJR.
Weiss: What is that- oh my god.
Nora: That’s right. I’m number two. I’m the second. I’m always beside Jaune. Not Pyrrha. Not Ren. Me. He’s the leader. But the queen of the motherf***ing castle. Bye ladies. *leaves*
Yang: Damn.
Weiss: Oh no, I better act fast.
Ruby: I need Ren to clean up his mess quickly.
Emerald: She most definitely
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Hi, been reading your stories for some time now, could you do another episode of "The Beach" with Nora or Emerald. Thanks.
The Beach: E
Jaune: Haaa… What is this place: Kink Beach?!
Jaune: Everywhere I go, people tell me their kinks, and how they want me to reenact it with them. What the hell man?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Although… Why am I running…? There’s nothing wrong if I…?!
: Hey, Jaune!
Jaune: Whaa-AHHH?!
: …?!
Jaune: Wha… who… oh… Hey, Emerald. Ohhh… Oh damn…

Jaune: L-Looking good, Emerald.
Emerald: Oh, thanks, Jaune! Yeah, whits the best colour on me, really makes my skin ‘pop out.’
Jaune: It does… But, don’t you think it’s a little too… revealing…?
Emerald: No, I’m completely covered up.
Jaune: Mostly…
Emerald: So what is this I head about, Kink Beach?
Jaune: Oh, I’m just loosing my mind. Every girl I’ve run into here has been telling me all about their sexual fantasies. So, I said: ‘What is this place, Kink Beach?’ Hahaha!
Emerald: It is.
Jaune: Haha…?!
Jaune: Beg pardon?
Emerald: The beach we’re at, it’s called, ‘Kink Beach.’
Jaune: …
Jaune: Why…?
Emerald: Well, it’s because every girl there tells the guy they like their sexual fantasies. No one knows why, they just do. So, the beach was named, ‘Kink Beach.’
Jaune: …
Jaune: Okay… I’ve been trapped in lala loopy land for decades that will literally drive you insane with all the random nonsense that happens every five minutes! But, despite of all the messed up, and crazy shit I experienced there, this, this is what I call bullshit on!
Emerald: That’s fair. But, how else would I explain to you that I like white dudes, and I want them to paint me white.
Jaune: …
Emerald: Specifically it’s you who I like, and want to paint my skin white~!
Jaune: Okay… ?
Emerald: So you’ll do it?!
Jaune: W-Wait! Hold on?!
Emerald: You’ll give me a pearl necklace!
Jaune: That’s now what I…?!
Emerald: Paint my backside?!
Jaune: Okay, stop!
Emerald: You’ll do me until I’m covered, and leaking your white spunk from every hole~?!
Jaune: …
Emerald: You’ll do all of that, and more, won’t you?!
Jaune: …
Emerald: Won’t you, please~?
Jaune: …
Emerald: Please, Daddy~?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Oh look a distraction!
Emerald: A distraction? Where?
Emerald: I don’t see…?!
Emerald: Hey, come back here!
Jaune: Never…!
Emerald: Ohhh… Shit!
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Jaune: *Speaking into a Camera, wearing glasses and a tweed coat* You know, there are not many people than can say they are living out their childhood dreams.
Emerald: *Out of shot* Being a content Creator?
Jaune: No. *turning the camera towards Emerald* Marrying Kida from Atlantis
Emerald: *Dressed as Kida* Aw~
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Jessica and Olivia team up to be Jaune's Greenwives.
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“Having a girlfriend who can mess with your senses can make it hard to know what’s real, sometimes, but ultimately, it’s worth it…”
-Jaune Arc, who claimed that at this point, he wasn’t even sure the interviewer was real.
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Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.
Yang: Oh, for good behavior?
Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.
#RWBY#Yang Xiao Long#Jaune Arc#Emerald Sustrai#RWBY Topaz#Jaune Arc x Emerald Sustrai#Emerald Sustrai x Jaune Arc#source: The Rookie#incorrect rwby quotes
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Emerald: My ass is better!
Blake: No! Mine is!
Jaune walks in, staring at them fighting.
Jaune: why are they fighting?
Yang: They’re comparing which ass is better. Obviously, I’m on Blake’s.
Ruby: But Em has more bounce to it.
Weiss: This is such childish behavior.
Yang: Is it because you have no curves on both sides?
Weiss: Shush!!
Jaune: Ladies. Ladies. I know how to handle this. *Jaune walks up to the bootiful beauties*
Emerald: And another thing! Y-Jaune what are you doing?
Blake: Please stay out of this.
Jaune grabbed both of their hands, and guide them to his butt, make them squeeze each cheek, and left with just one sentence.
Jaune: I win.
That left many girls speechless, including Blake and Emerald who just felt like they have touched the Holy Grail.
Emerald/Blake: Dibs on sleeping with him! No! I said it first! Race you to there! Jinx! Double Jinx! *both dash to where Jaune headed*
Yang: …What the fuck just happened?
#jaune x emerald#jaune x blake#rwby topaz#rwby knightshade#both Emerald and Blake may have thicc ass#but Jaune has THICCC ass#with three c’s.
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Surprised this hasn't been done yet. Valentine's Card with Emerald. Big Booty Thief.
Valentine's Day letters. (Emerald)
Jaune: Huh… I didn't think Emerald made Valentine's Day letters. It doesn't seem like her style.
He opens the letter and says:
"I used to be a thief, I no longer do crime. But I would steal from you, just like you did with my heart."
Jaune: *Red* Damn, she's good.
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby emerald#emerald#emerald sustrai#rwby emerald sustrai#rwby jaune x emerald#jaune x emerald#Valentine's Day letters AU#rwby topaz#topaz#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby lemon
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Prompt
OG Stud
Harriet and Emerald love teasing Jaune with their asses. However they found a better way to do it, add Pyrrha into the mix. When she is walking in between them, they can lift her skirt so Jaune, who is behind him, gets a good view of White Chocolate booty. Whether Pyrrha notices or not, it can go either way.
(previously)
A burning warmth could be felt on Jaune's cheeks, as the pair of dark-skinned girls wiggled their asses at him. Emerald Sustrai, a former member of Salem's Inner Circle, and Harriet Bree, the speedster of the Atlas Ace Ops. The duo have been teasing him with their shapely butts, smacking their cheeks; with their own hands and against each other. If the blush on his face wasn't enough, the bulge in his pants was all the more apparent.
"You just can't resist," Emerald spoke teasingly, "can't ya~?"
"Of course, ya can't," Harriet teased the blonde swordsman.
"Could you guys stop?" Jaune asked with a groan, massaging his temples.
"But you love seeing our cheeks clap," the green-haired girl answers with a coo, lightly tapping his face.
Meanwhile, in front of the trio is Pyrrha Nikos, preoccupied with adjusting her boot. Kneeling down on one knee, she unknowingly has her rear raised slightly. Emerald turns her head to the redhead, a mischievous idea popping into her head. The Atlas Speedster notices the glint in her eye, her smile widening. In the blink of an eye, Harriet was close to the Champion; startling her as she hiked up her skirt.
"Harriet?!" Pyrrha demanded, her face red as her hair and sash. "What are you doing?!"
"Showing Rook here your White Girl Booty," she answered, proceeding to spank the Invincible Girl's rear, causing her to shriek in response.
"Seriously?!" Jaune grimaced, his blush becoming darker.
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Going for the three piece here.
Ruby wasn’t the only one left tormented, mocked, and horny by Emerald sending videos of her dominating Jaune. Nora also had her fair share of watching Jaune be pinned down, forced to worship Emerald’s ass, and edged as he commanded to insult his former friends for his Goddess. Only difference was that Nora was far more horny than sad when watching these videos, even begging for more to be sent.
Elsewhere, away from their teammates, Nora squatted against a tree. Her shirt lifted and held between her teeth exposing her d cup breast to the cold night air. Her breath was harsh and rigid, her face dripped with sweat and was as red as Ruby's cloak. Her teal eyes glued to the scroll in her left hand, the video playing interesting her greatly, while her right hand slipped beneath her panties and pumped her fingers in her sopping wet cunt frantically, a dark stain growing larger and larger as more of her juices gushed out.
Ruby was not the only one to receive videos of Jaune from Emerald. In truth, Nora had been receiving those videos as well but kept it a secret from her friends. Not because she was ashamed of her leader's situation, nor for the concern of what they'd do if she had shown them. She kept it hidden from them for one reason, she like seeing Jaune get violated and broken. At one point, she was horrified by what she saw, it even sickened her that someone would be so sadistic. However, as time pressed on, she found herself liking the sight of Jaune's moans, his pleas, his cries, his submission. It tickled her to no end. Each time she watched the video, a bit more of her disgust melted away, with lust replacing it. It wasn't long before she caved completely and began openly masturbating to her leader's torment. Cumming harder than ever thanks to the videos. Tonight was no different.
Nora's fingers pumped deep inside her slit as she watched the video on her scroll. This one consists of Emerald smothering Jaune beneath her plump bubble butt, her mocha-skinned ass cheeks covering his entire face. Rather than use her hands, Emerald took to using her feet to stimulate his cock, as a result, small streams of pre-cum snaked their way over her digits. Looking into the camera, she smiled brightly as Jaune began speaking.
"I love your ass mistress *Slurp* I can't get enough *kiss*" Nora arched her back a bit as she heard him.
" would rather stay here and tongue fuck your puckering starfish than go on a date with Weiss. She's so pathetic she couldn't even get a fuck boy like Neptune to like her. "
Emerald giggled as she heard him prattle on with various insults "What about that cat girl? I bet you'd love to lick her ass too~"
Jaune snorted in response, giving her hole another lick before continuing "I would put my body anywhere near her. She probably let the entire white fang fuck her up her ass."
"what about your teammate, Nora? She has a nice body you know"
The girl in question didn't pay attention to what was being said by the duo. She no longer cared what was being said about her or her friends. Instead of imagining it was her dominating Jaune's face with her own rear end. Making him memorize her taste, forcing him to inhale her scent, and milking him dry of all his seed.
"That's right, Jaune.....like my sweat ass clean" she hissed, fingering her pussy as fast she she could.
On the video, Emerald pushed his head back into her crack, moaning loudly as she felt her climax approaching.
"Get ready blondie....I'm gonna......gonna....gonna"
She didn't finish her sentence. Instead screaming loudly as she came on Jaune's face. Her juices coated the boy in sticky fluid. At the same time, Nora arched her back and came alongside Emerald, her own cum staining her panties once more, some of it seeped through the fabric and landed on the ground. She slid down the tree as she rode out the last bit of her climax. She breathed heavily as she sat on the cold ground, her arms falling to her sides exhausted.
"Don't worry Jaune..." she panted "I'll save you......"
She did mean what she said, but rather than return him to duty, she'd keep him for herself. and maybe let the other girls have a go at him. Picking up her scroll once more, upon doing so, she saw Emerald had sent her a message.
'Jaune says he can't wait to see at Haven ~'
Reading the message, Nora smiled lustfully, eager to actually have real fun with Jaune and potentially steal him from the thief's grasp.
'Neither can I.' she typed 'so...send more videos. I need more'
She immediately began to finger herself once more as she heard and saw her messages blowing up with media attachments. She'd have to head back at some point but now was not that time.
Meanwhile, Ruby had just came from watching the video Emerald sent. Raising her fingers to her face, she stared at the sticky substance between her fingers. Unexpectedly she suddenly licked her fingers, making sure to gulp every last drop of cum of her digits. As she pulled her fingers away from her mouth, she stared at her hand shocked by what she had just done. Yet, a small part of her relished in the taste and the sight of her friends submission.
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Jaune ships by percentage of AO3 ratings
I looked up each ship's breakdown of AO3 ratings. Only ships with more than 1% representation will be included. As for total amount of fics of each ship tag, I previously made that graph.
According to this data, when factoring just E rated fics, "lewdest" ship here is Jaune x Glynda (63,96%) followed by Emerald (61,59%) Velvet (58,42%) Nora (54,44%) and Winter (51,85%)
Ships with lowest percentage of E rated fics are Jaune x Pyrrha (25,34%), Cardin (25,98%) Ruby (28,36%) Weiss (40,5%) and Yang (43,48%)
However, since there are sizable chunk of smut fics that are M instead of E rated, I'll also use E+M metric.
In that case, "lewdest" ship is still Jaune x Glynda (87,82%) followed by Velvet (85,15%) Winter (80,56%) Emerald (80,13%) and Neo (77,43%)
"Purest" ship according to this metric is Jaune x Cardin (37,8%) followed by Pyrrha (47,76%) Ruby (49,55%) Ren (59,43%) and Weiss (62,29%)
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Urge and Curiousity
Jaune: Um. Guys?
Ren: What's up Jaune?
Jaune: Remember that mission with that Grimm we just finished?
Oscar: Yeah, why?
Jaune: I just researched it and… we need to contain the girls.
Ren: Again, why?
Jaune: Yeah, this Grimm sprayed something on the girls which starts to affect their minds. This could cause them to behave differently than normal. Basically unleashing-
Ruby: Oscar~
Nora: Ren~
Jaune: Oh shit it's too late.
Oscar: Too late? What do you mean by “too late”?
Ren: Jaune what’s going -
Jaune: *already out and barricading the door*
Oscar: Jaune. Jaune, open the door.
Jaune: Sorry fellas but… … this needs to be done.
Ren: Jaune quit horsing around, let us out.
Jaune: Not until it's over.
Oscar: Til what's over?
Jaune: Well the Grimm spray started influencing the girls to unleash their … urges.
Oscar: Okay -
Jaune: Sexual urges.
Ren and Oscar: *terrified*
Ren: Jaune, open the door.
Jaune: *silent and walks away*
Ren: Jaune. Jaune! Jaune, you open this door! Jaune!! Jaune I swear if- I swear you will pay! Jaune!!!
After long sexual intense hours.
Nora: Phew I feel better.
Ruby: Oh my brothers, Oscar, I am sorry.
Ren: *down*
Oscar: *shock*
Jaune: *returns* Well guys, it seems you enjoyed yourselves.
Ren: Jaune.
Jaune: What's up Ren?
Ren: Fuck you.
Jaune: Damn sorry man I had to.
Ren: I hope you get it worse.
Yang: Well look who finally shows up.
Jaune: Yang, hey how's it- *trapped by a glyph* going?
Weiss: *appears*
Jaune: Oh crap they are still-
Emerald: Oh no, we’re good. We’re just curious.
Weiss: *blushes*
Jaune: Huh.
Yang: Alright. Pants him.
Blake: *removes his belt, pants and draws*
Jaune: *sword drops* Hey what the hell?!
Blake: Damn.
Weiss: Oh my God.
Yang: Okay~ Blake.
Blake: Already done. She was right.
Yang: Alright Emerald you were right. He got it~
Emerald: I never miss the details. I told you he was packing.
Yang: Mm-hmm~ In the front.
Blake: And the back. *Slaps Jaune ass*
Jaune: Hey!
Weiss: Indeed. Emerald, how much do we owe you?
Emerald: *laughs* I don't want money. *Serious* I want first dibs.
Weiss: What?!
Yang: Now hold on!
Emerald: No. No. I called it. I've seen it. I get first dibs.
Weiss: Excuse me but I was his first crush. Therefore I get the first try.
Yang: He is the brother to my sister therefore my husband so I get first dibs automatically.
Blake: I mean I slapped his ass before any of you so…
Yang: And since Blake is my girlfriend again I got dibs. Well second.
Weiss: Bull****!
Blake: Ladies. Ladies!
WEY: … …
Blake: We’ll draw straws to see who goes first. Besides, we got hours to deal with our favorite knight.
Jaune: Wh- what?
Yang: Okay. Come on.
Jaune: Oh, no. *being carried out*
Ren: Justice.
Jaune: Ren.Oscar. Help me!
Ren: Oscar you heard something.
Oscar: … … …
Ren: Neither did I.
Jaune: *screams*
After hours of rough sex.
Jaune: *unable to move*.
Ren: How does it feel now bitch?
Jaune: Damn it.
Oscar: … …
Jaune: Is he-
Ren: He's breathing. I think.
Jaune: Have you checked?!
Ren: Hang on. *checks Oascar pulse* He’s breathing.
Jaune: Oh thank you.
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Jaune being his normal kind, helpful lovable self causes women like Illia, Terra, and others to fall for him
LAJA
Coco: And, welcome everyone to the first meeting of the, LAJA. Lesbians Against Jaune Arc. My name is, Coco Adel, club chairwoman, and founder.
Coco: Now, since this is out first meeting we will each introduce ourselves, and tell everyone why you decided to become a member of the, LAJA. I'll go first...
Coco: I am a loud, and proud lesbian, I saw some guys, and I thought they were attractive, from as aesthetic perspective not anything romantic, or sexual. But, one day, I was trying on an outfit with my BunBun...
Ilia: Hold up! Your 'BunBun?'
Coco: Oh yeah, that's a nickname for my teammate, Velvet. She's a rabbit faunas.
Ilia: Ohh!
Terra: I like that.
Coco: Velvet isn't that good at fashion, but Jaune was there, he saw my outfit, and said no. Gave me some other clothes, and told me top try it on... and son of a bitch that was the greatest outfit I've ever worn!
Coco: After that, the two of us would go out, and do some fashion shows with each other, and some other people who needed a new wardrobe. It is fun, really fun hanging out with him. So, one day when we're having fun this random woman came up, and ask if, Jaune was single. And, Jaune was single... but, I said he wasn't... that I was his girlfriend...
Coco: I'm a hardcore lesbian! I never thought of dating a guy in my entire life! But, to keep some random floozie from, Jaune I said I was his girlfriend... I don't want to lose my fashion friend, my best male friend. And, I'm sad that I'm not... And, I really... I really want to be his girlfriend... So... yeah...
Terra: You fell because of his fashion sense? Makes sense, Jaune has superb taste in woman's fashion.
Coco: He did, I was looking at a wedding dress one day, and who is at the alter, Jaune freaking Arc...
Yang: Oh you got it bad!
Coco: Okay... You're turn.
Ilia: Okay... Hello everyone, my name is Ilia Amitola, I am a chameleon faunas, I can changed the colour of my skin. So, I was a former member of the, White Fang, I was a lesbian since I was in the, White Fang, and I hated humans on top of that. Then this stupid blond human just shows up, he flashes me that pearly smile of his. And, my body just changed to pink!
Coco: Like it did just now?
Ilia: Yes?! I just looked at him, and I thought how much I wanted to sleep with this guy! A guy, a human guy at that! It's just a crush, there's nothing more about it! So, I decided to learn things about him, I'd learn that one thing to make him the worst person I could possibly imagine!
Ilia: And, what I learned is that he is one of the nicest, sweetest guys I've ever met! He doesn't hate the faunas! He supports the, White Fang! To a point! He doesn't like the more radical side...
Yang: No one does.
Ilia: But, all I learned how a sweet caring a person he is! Then I saw him watch over some faunas kid one day, and the next thing I know, I'm thinking about having kids with him! This it total bullshit!
Coco: She's still blushing.
Emerald: It is a nice shade of pink.
Terra: Well... speaking of babies... My name is, Terra Cotta Arc...
Coco: Arc? Are you related to, Jaune?
Terra: In a way, I am married to a woman called, Saphron Cotta Arc. She is, Jaune's older sister, making, Jaune my brother-in-law. And, for a while I thought I was asexual, I was never interested in anyone. But, then I met my wife, and well eventually I married her. And, I'm happily married! But, then I met, Jaune, and if I met him before I met my wife, we probably would be married with three kids by now. Right now we only have the one though.
Coco: T-The one...?
Terra: I wanted a kid, so I asked, Jaune to... donate so I could have one. And, this is my son, Adrian~!
Yang: Oh gods he is so adorable~!
Ilia: Noooo... Don't do this to me, I've been trying to get rid of the baby craze!
Terra: And, well... I want another... maybe two... N-Next...!
Yang: Okay... glad I'm not the only one... Ahem! Hi! My name is, Yang Xiao Long, and I'm not really a lesbian, I always thought I was more of a bisexual. I always thought, woman, and men were attractive. And, when I came here to, Beacon the lesbian drive kicked into overdrive! I mean come on! There are so many hot woman here!
Coco: It's a buffet here!
Yang: And, my teammate is, Blake Belladonna! How many people didn't get a aroused , and want to smash that phat ass!
Ilia: Preach sister!
Yang: But then, Jaune Arc came around, and started acting like a big brother figure to my little sister! He looked after her, he comforted her when she was sad, he made her cookies! That was my job! But, all of a sudden big bro came in and stole my job! And, that's were all hell let loose!
Yang: So, I confronted him one day to leave her alone, to stop being her 'big brother,' that it was my job to do those things, because I am her big sister. But, he told me not to worry, since I was her big sister, and i would always be her big sister. So, he told me not to worry 'little sister.' He calmed me, 'little sister' rubbed the top of my head, and left. And, I swear to gods... I came when he patted my head!
Coco: Seriously?!
Terra: I'd buy that.
Yang: I don't like people touching my hair, but he just patted once, and he sent me so over the edge that, that's what happened?! I want, no need him to do it again!
Yang: I want my big brother to hold me in his arms, to comfort me when I'm sad, to run his fingers through my hair to calm me. And, above all I want him to spank my ass as he calls me his bitch, while I scream big bro as he takes me from behind! I used to imagine doing that to, Blake, and her phat ass! Now, I want, Jaune to be doing that to me!
Coco: (Whistles~!) You got it bad girl.
Terra: Really bad... Now tell us how you want him to do this, I need to know.
Yang: You're turn, Emerald.
Emerald: Okay... My name is Emerald Sustari. I am a lesbian, least I was... honestly I think I'm not that much of a lesbian, I was interested in my team leader. Her name is, Cinder Fall. She took me in, when no one else would, so I kinda fell for her from an emotional stand point. But, Cinder never saw me from that angle... she's more focused on how she can use me for her own gains. This often made me cry, that she didn't care about me... Then one day, Jaune found me when I was crying, and we just started talking. He became a shoulder I could cry on, someone I could go to for support, or just someone I could be around when I needed something.
Emerald: Then... then his mother came by, and he introduced me to her... And, I understood why, Jaune was such a nice, and caring person. And, I asked, Jaune's mom. Juniper if she would adopt me, so I could finally have the mother figure I always wanted.
Yang: What did she say?
Emerald: She said no.
Terra: What?! But, Juniper is such a lovely woman, why did she say no?
Emerald: Because she knows how much I love, Jaune, and that if I married him she would still become my mom. So, I get the best of both worlds. A mom, and the man I love...
Terra: Oh...
Yang: Now that's a good deal right there...
Coco: Alright... now that everyone has been introduced, we shall now begin the first meeting with the, LAJA. Does anyone have an items they wish to bring to the table.
Ilia: Yeah, I have one... We're calling ourselves the, Lesbians Against, Jaune Arc. But, how are we against, Jaune? I mean... we all want to sleep with the guy... that doesn't sound so 'against' now does it?
Coco: Uhh... cause I thought everyone would be upset, Jaune turned us straight. So, we would be against him, because of that.
Ilia: That makes sense, but in reality... we want to fuck him...
Yang: Yeah, we all want to sleep with the guy to one degree, or the other.
Terra: So how are we against the guy?
Coco: It sounded nice...?
Emerald: I vote we rename ourselves to the, Lesbians Attracted to, Jaune Arc! Where are new mandate is to help each other sleep with, Jaune to some degree. All those in favour say aye.
Ilia: Aye!
Yang: Hell to the aye!
Terra: Aye~!
Coco: Aye!
Coco: Okay, in that case I welcome you to the first meeting of the, LAJA. Lesbians Attracted to, Jaune Arc. First order of business: Who gets to fuck, Jaune first.
Yang: I move, Terra goes last, she's already slept with him, and had his child.
Terra: What?!
Ilia: I agree.
Emerald: Agree.
Coco: The ayes have it; Terra only gets to sleep with, Jaune after the rest of us do.
Terra: ...
Terra: Okay, that's fair...
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Emerald And Jaune are making out on a couch, Emerald straddling Jaune
Jaune: *Pulls away, breathing heavily* Wow you're really Int-
Jaune: *Jumping up* AH! PENNY!
Penny: Salutations!
Emerald: *Picking herself off the floor* Ow- How long were you there for?!?
Penny: Two Minutes.
Jaune: Were- Were you just watching Us?
Penny: Yes!
Emerald: Why?!?!?
Penny: I am interested in learning more about physical intimacy, and figured that you would not mind my observation, given you are in an open, public area.
Jaune: That's ... Fair enough I suppose.
Emerald: In the future, Ask whoever you're watching. Or JUST Don't watch!
Penny: Understood! I apologize for overstepping the boundaries, and will not do so in the future!
Jaune: So ... Is there anything else you wanted?
Penny: Might I join you for a time?
Emerald: What? Like a Threesome?
Penny: If you mean the Three of us engaging in a romantic or sexual act of intimacy together, Yes!
Emerald: *Looks to Jaune*
Jaune: ... *Shrugs* I mean, I don't see why not if you don't.
Emerald: Then I guess you can Penny.
Penny: Sensational!
~Several Hours later~
Ruby: JAUNE! PENNY! EMERALD! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!
Jaune: *Chugging a 5-Gal Jug of Powerade* Hey Rubes. Me and Emerald accidentally awakened Penny's libido.
Jaune: I suspect I have 6 to 12 seconds before she finds me again or Emerald tags out.
Thieve's Respite Wraps around Jaune's midsection
Jaune: I figured. I would suggest leaving the are for your own innocence. If you don't see me in Six Hours, have emergency fluids ready.
Jaune: *Getting yanked back* AAAH-
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Fusion Slavery: Combat Slave & Gladiator Slave AU
How would Pyrrha feel if Jaune is given other slaves like Blake and Weiss and Emerald by his family? Happy that Jaune got other slaves to help out? Jealous that she isn't the only one? Or whatever else.
Pyrrha would feel mixture of warm due to the endless kindness of her master to his slaves but also worry due to her seeing them as potential love rivals. When swear that she saw them looking at Jaune with less than less-than-wholesome look.
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