#rwby topaz

[brokentrafficknight]

Jessica and Olivia team up to be Jaune's Greenwives.

[arc-misadventures]

The Thoughts on my Mind

Ruby walking towards, Jaune sitting on a bench, his mind lost deep in thought.

Ruby: Hey, Jaune!

Jaune: ...

Ruby: Jaune?

Jaune: ...

Ruby: Jaune!

Jaune: Huw what?! Oh, hi, Ruby. What's up?

Ruby: Are you okay, Jaune? You had this far off gaze in your eyes.

Jaune: Oh... I was... I was lost in thought.

Ruby: Oh, what were you thinking about?

Jaune: Uhhh...?

~~~

Jaune: Damn... Yang has such a toned belly...

Yang:

~~~

Jaune: Well, I was thinking about...

Ruby: About?

~~~

Jaune: Why is, Blake such a tease...?

Blake:

~~~

Jaune: I was thinking about things...

Ruby: What things?

~~~

Jaune: Fuck... Coco looks great when she not even trying!

Coco:

~~~

Jaune: Important things...

Ruby: What important things...

~~~

Jaune: Since when was, Pyrrha dressing so... provocative...?

Pyrrha:

~~~

Jaune: Actually, it's not that important...

Ruby: Then what is it?

~~~

Jaune: I want to paint, Emerald's belly white...

Emerald:

~~~

Jaune: I was thinking...

Ruby: About...?

Jaune: GAH! I'm thinking about my friends sexy toned bellies! Okay?!

Ruby: Y-You were...?!

Jaune: What? Can't a guy enjoy his preferences?!

Ruby: No... well, yes... I don't know?!

Jaune: Okay, it's a kink! You got a problem with that?!

Ruby: No! No, I'm just curious... of... of w-who were you thinking about...?

Jaune: D-Do you seriously want to know that?!

Ruby: Y-Yes...?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Yang, Blake, Coco, Pyrrha, and Emerald... Happy?!

Ruby: Yes...?

Jaune: Haa... Whatever, I'm leaving... You killed my buzz, Ruby... Ya buzz killer!

Ruby: I'm not a buzz killer...

Ruby: ...

Ruby: ...

Ruby pulls out her scroll.

Ruby: Did you guys get that?

Yang: Oh we got it~!

Blake: Our plan is working flawlessly~!

Pyrrha: Just a little more, and he'll be all ours~!

Emerald: I'm sooo looking forward to him creaming my belly~!

Coco: Alright girls, now that we know that he likes it, time to go shopping~!

Yang: Shopping, what for?

Coco: Bikinis~!

Pyrrha: Oh~?

Emerald: Now the fun begins~!

Blake: Let's do this~!

Yang: Thanks, Ruby, I owe you one!

Ruby: I know how you can repay me. Me, as well as, Weiss, and Nora... A-And, Cinder actually...

Pyrrha: Oh, and how so?

Ruby: W-We've got pretty toned bellies too... So...?

Blake: Oh~?

Coco: Ah-ha~! Now the fun really begins~!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Emerald And Jaune are making out on a couch, Emerald straddling Jaune

Jaune: *Pulls away, breathing heavily* Wow you're really Int-

Jaune: *Jumping up* AH! PENNY!

Penny: Salutations!

Emerald: *Picking herself off the floor* Ow- How long were you there for?!?

Penny: Two Minutes.

Jaune: Were- Were you just watching Us?

Penny: Yes!

Emerald: Why?!?!?

Penny: I am interested in learning more about physical intimacy, and figured that you would not mind my observation, given you are in an open, public area.

Jaune: That's ... Fair enough I suppose.

Emerald: In the future, Ask whoever you're watching. Or JUST Don't watch!

Penny: Understood! I apologize for overstepping the boundaries, and will not do so in the future!

Jaune: So ... Is there anything else you wanted?

Penny: Might I join you for a time?

Emerald: What? Like a Threesome?

Penny: If you mean the Three of us engaging in a romantic or sexual act of intimacy together, Yes!

Emerald: *Looks to Jaune*

Jaune: ... *Shrugs* I mean, I don't see why not if you don't.

Emerald: Then I guess you can Penny.

Penny: Sensational!

~Several Hours later~

Ruby: JAUNE! PENNY! EMERALD! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!

Jaune: *Chugging a 5-Gal Jug of Powerade* Hey Rubes. Me and Emerald accidentally awakened Penny's libido.

Jaune: I suspect I have 6 to 12 seconds before she finds me again or Emerald tags out.

Thieve's Respite Wraps around Jaune's midsection

Jaune: I figured. I would suggest leaving the are for your own innocence. If you don't see me in Six Hours, have emergency fluids ready.

Jaune: *Getting yanked back* AAAH-

[rachetmath]

Urge and Curiousity

Jaune: Um. Guys?

Ren: What's up Jaune?

Jaune: Remember that mission with that Grimm we just finished?

Oscar: Yeah, why?

Jaune: I just researched it and… we need to contain the girls.

Ren: Again, why?

Jaune: Yeah, this Grimm sprayed something on the girls which starts to affect their minds. This could cause them to behave differently than normal. Basically unleashing-

Ruby: Oscar~

Nora: Ren~

Jaune: Oh shit it's too late.

Oscar: Too late? What do you mean by “too late”?

Ren: Jaune what’s going -

Jaune: *already out and barricading the door* 

Oscar: Jaune. Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: Sorry fellas but… … this needs to be done. 

Ren: Jaune quit horsing around, let us out.

Jaune: Not until it's over. 

Oscar: Til what's over?

Jaune: Well the Grimm spray started influencing the girls to unleash their … urges.

Oscar: Okay -

Jaune: Sexual urges.

Ren and Oscar: *terrified*

Ren: Jaune, open the door.

Jaune: *silent and walks away* 

Ren: Jaune. Jaune! Jaune, you open this door! Jaune!! Jaune I swear if- I swear you will pay! Jaune!!!

After long sexual intense hours.

Nora: Phew I feel better.

Ruby: Oh my brothers, Oscar, I am sorry.

Ren: *down*

Oscar: *shock*

Jaune: *returns* Well guys, it seems you enjoyed yourselves.

Ren: Jaune.

Jaune: What's up Ren?

Ren: Fuck you.

Jaune: Damn sorry man I had to.

Ren: I hope you get it worse.

Yang: Well look who finally shows up.

Jaune: Yang, hey how's it- *trapped by a glyph* going? 

Weiss: *appears*

Jaune: Oh crap they are still-

Emerald: Oh no, we’re good. We’re just curious.

Weiss: *blushes*

Jaune: Huh.

Yang: Alright. Pants him. 

Blake: *removes his belt, pants and draws*

Jaune: *sword drops* Hey what the hell?!

Blake: Damn.

Weiss: Oh my God. 

Yang: Okay~ Blake.

Blake: Already done. She was right.

Yang: Alright Emerald you were right. He got it~ 

Emerald: I never miss the details. I told you he was packing. 

Yang: Mm-hmm~ In the front.

Blake: And the back. *Slaps Jaune ass* 

Jaune: Hey!

Weiss: Indeed. Emerald, how much do we owe you?

Emerald: *laughs* I don't want money. *Serious* I want first dibs. 

Weiss: What?!

Yang: Now hold on!

Emerald: No. No. I called it. I've seen it. I get first dibs.

Weiss: Excuse me but I was his first crush. Therefore I get the first try.

Yang: He is the brother to my sister therefore my husband so I get first dibs automatically.

Blake: I mean I slapped his ass before any of you so…

Yang: And since Blake is my girlfriend again I got dibs. Well second.

Weiss: Bull****!

Blake: Ladies. Ladies!

WEY: … …

Blake: We’ll draw straws to see who goes first. Besides, we got hours to deal with our favorite knight.

Jaune: Wh- what?

Yang: Okay. Come on. 

Jaune: Oh, no. *being carried out* 

Ren: Justice. 

Jaune: Ren.Oscar. Help me!

Ren: Oscar you heard something.

Oscar: … … …

Ren: Neither did I.

Jaune: *screams* 

After hours of rough sex.

Jaune: *unable to move*.

Ren: How does it feel now bitch?

Jaune: Damn it.

Oscar: … … 

Jaune: Is he-

Ren: He's breathing. I think.

Jaune: Have you checked?!

Ren: Hang on. *checks Oascar pulse* He’s breathing.

Jaune: Oh thank you.

[logar3]

“Having a girlfriend who can mess with your senses can make it hard to know what’s real, sometimes, but ultimately, it’s worth it…”

-Jaune Arc, who claimed that at this point, he wasn’t even sure the interviewer was real.

[smh0217]

Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.

Yang: Oh, for good behavior?

Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.

[bdk1902]

Emerald: My ass is better!

Blake: No! Mine is!

Jaune walks in, staring at them fighting.

Jaune: why are they fighting?

Yang: They’re comparing which ass is better. Obviously, I’m on Blake’s.

Ruby: But Em has more bounce to it.

Weiss: This is such childish behavior.

Yang: Is it because you have no curves on both sides?

Weiss: Shush!!

Jaune: Ladies. Ladies. I know how to handle this. *Jaune walks up to the bootiful beauties*

Emerald: And another thing! Y-Jaune what are you doing?

Blake: Please stay out of this.

Jaune grabbed both of their hands, and guide them to his butt, make them squeeze each cheek, and left with just one sentence.

Jaune: I win.

That left many girls speechless, including Blake and Emerald who just felt like they have touched the Holy Grail.

Emerald/Blake: Dibs on sleeping with him! No! I said it first! Race you to there! Jinx! Double Jinx! *both dash to where Jaune headed*

Yang: …What the fuck just happened?

[juanarc-thethird]

Surprised this hasn't been done yet. Valentine's Card with Emerald. Big Booty Thief.

Valentine's Day letters. (Emerald)

Jaune: Huh… I didn't think Emerald made Valentine's Day letters. It doesn't seem like her style.

He opens the letter and says:

"I used to be a thief, I no longer do crime. But I would steal from you, just like you did with my heart."

Jaune: *Red* Damn, she's good.

[rwac96]

Prompt

OG Stud

Harriet and Emerald love teasing Jaune with their asses. However they found a better way to do it, add Pyrrha into the mix. When she is walking in between them, they can lift her skirt so Jaune, who is behind him, gets a good view of White Chocolate booty. Whether Pyrrha notices or not, it can go either way.

(previously)

A burning warmth could be felt on Jaune's cheeks, as the pair of dark-skinned girls wiggled their asses at him. Emerald Sustrai, a former member of Salem's Inner Circle, and Harriet Bree, the speedster of the Atlas Ace Ops. The duo have been teasing him with their shapely butts, smacking their cheeks; with their own hands and against each other. If the blush on his face wasn't enough, the bulge in his pants was all the more apparent.

"You just can't resist," Emerald spoke teasingly, "can't ya~?"

"Of course, ya can't," Harriet teased the blonde swordsman.

"Could you guys stop?" Jaune asked with a groan, massaging his temples.

"But you love seeing our cheeks clap," the green-haired girl answers with a coo, lightly tapping his face.

Meanwhile, in front of the trio is Pyrrha Nikos, preoccupied with adjusting her boot. Kneeling down on one knee, she unknowingly has her rear raised slightly. Emerald turns her head to the redhead, a mischievous idea popping into her head. The Atlas Speedster notices the glint in her eye, her smile widening. In the blink of an eye, Harriet was close to the Champion; startling her as she hiked up her skirt.

"Harriet?!" Pyrrha demanded, her face red as her hair and sash. "What are you doing?!"

"Showing Rook here your White Girl Booty," she answered, proceeding to spank the Invincible Girl's rear, causing her to shriek in response.

"Seriously?!" Jaune grimaced, his blush becoming darker.

[jaune-submissive-and-breedable]

Going for the three piece here.

Ruby wasn’t the only one left tormented, mocked, and horny by Emerald sending videos of her dominating Jaune. Nora also had her fair share of watching Jaune be pinned down, forced to worship Emerald’s ass, and edged as he commanded to insult his former friends for his Goddess. Only difference was that Nora was far more horny than sad when watching these videos, even begging for more to be sent.

Elsewhere, away from their teammates, Nora squatted against a tree. Her shirt lifted and held between her teeth exposing her d cup breast to the cold night air. Her breath was harsh and rigid, her face dripped with sweat and was as red as Ruby's cloak. Her teal eyes glued to the scroll in her left hand, the video playing interesting her greatly, while her right hand slipped beneath her panties and pumped her fingers in her sopping wet cunt frantically, a dark stain growing larger and larger as more of her juices gushed out.

Ruby was not the only one to receive videos of Jaune from Emerald. In truth, Nora had been receiving those videos as well but kept it a secret from her friends. Not because she was ashamed of her leader's situation, nor for the concern of what they'd do if she had shown them. She kept it hidden from them for one reason, she like seeing Jaune get violated and broken. At one point, she was horrified by what she saw, it even sickened her that someone would be so sadistic. However, as time pressed on, she found herself liking the sight of Jaune's moans, his pleas, his cries, his submission. It tickled her to no end. Each time she watched the video, a bit more of her disgust melted away, with lust replacing it. It wasn't long before she caved completely and began openly masturbating to her leader's torment. Cumming harder than ever thanks to the videos. Tonight was no different.

Nora's fingers pumped deep inside her slit as she watched the video on her scroll. This one consists of Emerald smothering Jaune beneath her plump bubble butt, her mocha-skinned ass cheeks covering his entire face. Rather than use her hands, Emerald took to using her feet to stimulate his cock, as a result, small streams of pre-cum snaked their way over her digits. Looking into the camera, she smiled brightly as Jaune began speaking.

"I love your ass mistress *Slurp* I can't get enough *kiss*" Nora arched her back a bit as she heard him.

" would rather stay here and tongue fuck your puckering starfish than go on a date with Weiss. She's so pathetic she couldn't even get a fuck boy like Neptune to like her. "

Emerald giggled as she heard him prattle on with various insults "What about that cat girl? I bet you'd love to lick her ass too~"

Jaune snorted in response, giving her hole another lick before continuing "I would put my body anywhere near her. She probably let the entire white fang fuck her up her ass."

"what about your teammate, Nora? She has a nice body you know"

The girl in question didn't pay attention to what was being said by the duo. She no longer cared what was being said about her or her friends. Instead of imagining it was her dominating Jaune's face with her own rear end. Making him memorize her taste, forcing him to inhale her scent, and milking him dry of all his seed.

"That's right, Jaune.....like my sweat ass clean" she hissed, fingering her pussy as fast she she could.

On the video, Emerald pushed his head back into her crack, moaning loudly as she felt her climax approaching.

"Get ready blondie....I'm gonna......gonna....gonna"

She didn't finish her sentence. Instead screaming loudly as she came on Jaune's face. Her juices coated the boy in sticky fluid. At the same time, Nora arched her back and came alongside Emerald, her own cum staining her panties once more, some of it seeped through the fabric and landed on the ground. She slid down the tree as she rode out the last bit of her climax. She breathed heavily as she sat on the cold ground, her arms falling to her sides exhausted.

"Don't worry Jaune..." she panted "I'll save you......"

She did mean what she said, but rather than return him to duty, she'd keep him for herself. and maybe let the other girls have a go at him. Picking up her scroll once more, upon doing so, she saw Emerald had sent her a message.

'Jaune says he can't wait to see at Haven ~'

Reading the message, Nora smiled lustfully, eager to actually have real fun with Jaune and potentially steal him from the thief's grasp.

'Neither can I.' she typed 'so...send more videos. I need more'

She immediately began to finger herself once more as she heard and saw her messages blowing up with media attachments. She'd have to head back at some point but now was not that time.

Meanwhile, Ruby had just came from watching the video Emerald sent. Raising her fingers to her face, she stared at the sticky substance between her fingers. Unexpectedly she suddenly licked her fingers, making sure to gulp every last drop of cum of her digits. As she pulled her fingers away from her mouth, she stared at her hand shocked by what she had just done. Yet, a small part of her relished in the taste and the sight of her friends submission.

[madmanwonder]

Ask

Fusion Slavery: Combat Slave & Gladiator Slave AU

How would Pyrrha feel if Jaune is given other slaves like Blake and Weiss and Emerald by his family? Happy that Jaune got other slaves to help out? Jealous that she isn't the only one? Or whatever else.

Pyrrha would feel mixture of warm due to the endless kindness of her master to his slaves but also worry due to her seeing them as potential love rivals. When swear that she saw them looking at Jaune with less than less-than-wholesome look.

[brokentrafficknight]

[arc-misadventures]

MFK with Jaune: Harley Quinn, Pamela Isley, and Selina Kyle

Jaune: MFK XII

Nora: Oh Jaune-Jaune~?

Jaune: No, you can’t have your grenades back.

Nora: But, that’s not…?!

Jaune: You aren’t allowed to test peoples bone density with your war hammer.

Nora: But, it’s only, Cardin… Wait! No, that’s not what I want…??

Jaune: You can’t have another, McSchneer Lumberjack Burger. They banned you after you demanded more maple syrup bacon strips, and subsequently destroyed the counter when they said no.

Nora: That’s not what I wanted to ask!

Jaune: It’s not; Then what is it?

Nora: MFK~!

Jaune: Naww fuck…

Nora: Harley Quinn, Pamela Isley, or Selina Kyle~?

Jaune: The ladies of, Batman’s Rouge Gallery? Why them?

Nora: Why not them?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Fair enough… Okay… I would kill, Poison Ivy.

Nora: Aww… but, I thought you liked us red heads~?

Jaune: I do, but it’s more of personality/mind set kind of thing. I understand why she wants to save the environment, and all that. But, considering her powers she could make plants that absorb the pollution, and cleanse the environment like nature currently does. I mean, we’ve got algae springing up the can digest plastics, and there are mushrooms capable of absorbing nuclear radiation. I mean come on! Poison Ivy could easily do that, and make something ten times better at doing that! But, no let’s kill all the corrupt businessmen, politicians, and everyone on the whole god damn planet to save the environment! That’s sounds lovely~!

Nora: Okay… that sounded personal…

Jaune: Sorry, but environmentalists annoy the hell out of me! I mean come on! Let’s stop using all fossil fuels, and natural gas to prevent the world from ending in the next five years, a notion that they have said a dozen times in the last three decades! Not to mention that idea would kill millions in a matter of weeks if implemented?!

Nora: …?!

Nora: So…

Nora: Who ya gonna fuck…?

Jaune: Harely Quinn.

Nora: Oh really, you got a thing for clowns~?

Jaune: No. I have to pick, and of the two I would like to sleep with, Harely Quinn. I’m curious about how flexible she would be, among other things…

Nora: Nice~!

Jaune: And, lastly I would marry, Selina Kyle.

Nora: Why her?

Jaune: Admittedly I like, Catwoman the most out of the trio. I like her mature elegance, that femme fatale, and saucy air about her. Plus, I read the comics, she a romantic at heart with, Bruce Wayne. Granted unless written as so, Selina never overcomes, Bruce’s obsession with being, Batman. But, in the stories they do get together, they form a strong lasting pair who grow up to have a loving family together with.

Jaune: I want that too…

Jaune: You happy, Nora, have you got your answer.

Nora: I’m ecstatic, Fearless Leader~! I’ll see you later~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Somethings off with that smile of hers… I don’t like it…

~~~

Nora: Alright ladies, have you made your decision?

Cinder: Perfectly! I will be going as, Catwoman. I already have a catsuit that I know, Jaune will absolutely drool all over~!

Nora: Oh, nice! It really shows of your phat ass! He better give that a nice hard slap when he sees it!

Cinder: I’ll give him plenty of reasons to do just that~! Now, Neo will be using her semblance to dress as, Harley Quinn. She is also flexible enough to play the part~!

Nora: I’m sure, Jaune will love that~! Don’t pull a muscle out there , Neo!

Neo: 😁

Nora: No, I’m being serious, he will pull some muscles when he’s done with you!

Neo: 🤕🥴

Nora: Oh~? Kinky, I like it~!

Cinder: And, lastly, Emerald will be using her semblance to appear as, Poison Ivy!

Emerald: Are you sure this will work? He hates, Poison Ivy.

Nora: That means he’ll hate fuck you to get rid of that pent up rage~!

Emerald: Oh…? Oh~? Oh that sounds like fun~!

Cinder: Alright girl, let’s head out! Let’s show, Jaune what’s it’s like to be embrace by a trio of femme fetale’s~!

Emerald: Thanks, Nora, we really appreciate your help!

Nora: No problem ladies! And, good luck!

Nora: Cause… you’ll need it… oh boy you’ll need it…

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Octopus!Faunus Emerald: Denji looking motherfucker!

Shark!Faunus Jaune: Hey Agent Eight, the DJ Octavio called and he wants his soldier back!

Emerald: That the best you could come up with Brucey?

Jaune: I'll make you stick your foot in your mouth for that! And it won't be hard Cephalopod!

Emerald: Why am not surprised the sharpest thing about is your teeth?

Jaune: Did you just call me dimwitted?

Emerald: I mean, I've got more grey matter than you do.

Ruby: Should we stop them?

Nora: Nah, Let it happen.

Jaune: So what? I fancy myself pretty Charismatic, even if you're smarter than I am! that means I don't need to rely on my semblance to get what I want from people!

Emerald: OH, Ow! MY Heart. What a fucking joke. Charisma means jack if you can't back it up.

Jaune: I'll show you how good I am with my tongue!

Emerald: Then Do it, Pussy.

~~~~~

Nora: And that's how your parents got together!

Topaz Kid:

[rachetmath]

Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?

Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?

Emerald: Yes.

Weiss: With us?

Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?

Weiss: Um… sure.

Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.

Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?

Ruby: Okay.

Weiss: Absolutely.

Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?

Weiss: WHAT THE-

Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!

Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?

Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.

Ruby: *looks around*

Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?

Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book. 

Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-

Ruby: No. Stop.

Emerald: I mean-

Ruby: Shut up.

Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.

Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.

Ruby: Yeah and so are we!

Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.

Ruby: Um…

Weiss: I mean… yeah.

Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.

Ruby: Excuse me?

Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.

Weiss: What are you trying to say?

Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.

Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.

Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both.  And she’s not from this universe.

Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?

Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details. 

Ruby: … … um…

Emerald: And he’s older now.

Weiss: But not as mature.

Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?

Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.

Emerald: Did he have a reason?

Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.

Emerald: Again did he have a reason?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him. 

Ruby: Pfft like who?

Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.

Ruby: Hold on what you say.

Emerald: I said what I said.

Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us. 

Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.

Weiss: What? 

Emerald: Because you are basic.

Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.

Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.

Weiss: Let me go, Ruby. 

Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.

Weiss: I KILL YOU!!

[ficretus]

Jaune ships by percentage of AO3 ratings

I looked up each ship's breakdown of AO3 ratings. Only ships with more than 1% representation will be included. As for total amount of fics of each ship tag, I previously made that graph.

According to this data, when factoring just E rated fics, "lewdest" ship here is Jaune x Glynda (63,96%) followed by Emerald (61,59%) Velvet (58,42%) Nora (54,44%) and Winter (51,85%)

Ships with lowest percentage of E rated fics are Jaune x Pyrrha (25,34%), Cardin (25,98%) Ruby (28,36%) Weiss (40,5%) and Yang (43,48%)

However, since there are sizable chunk of smut fics that are M instead of E rated, I'll also use E+M metric.

In that case, "lewdest" ship is still Jaune x Glynda (87,82%) followed by Velvet (85,15%) Winter (80,56%) Emerald (80,13%) and Neo (77,43%)

"Purest" ship according to this metric is Jaune x Cardin (37,8%) followed by Pyrrha (47,76%) Ruby (49,55%) Ren (59,43%) and Weiss (62,29%)