#saphron cotta arc

[brokentrafficknight]

Saphron subjects Neo to the Adrian Test while Jaune gets groceries.

[arc-misadventures]

Signal's Blocked

Jaune: Looking nice, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: Oh thank you, Jaune~!

Jaune: It's a good thing you're getting some excessive in while, you're reading!

Pyrrha: Wait… what…?

Jaune: Well, I got to get going, keep up the good work!

Pyrrha: …?!

Pyrrha: What the hell?! Can't a guy get a hint?!

Saphron: Yeah, no. Half of our sisters do the belly splits while reading books… He thinks this is normal for woman, not anything sexy.

Pyrrha: I got fucking sister-zoned?!

Saphron: Yeah… sorry…

Pyrrha: FUCKING BULLSHIT?!

[galdrgobrrr]

(Not a ship post) After dozens of rewatches I’m happy to say I’ve grown to like this fella :]

[bloodraven55]

seeing sapphic couples with kids in media will always make me so soft idc

[moistmailman]

*Pyrrha is visiting the Arc residents and is eating breakfast with them*

Saphron: Hey mom, can you tell Pyrrha that if she's hungry in the middle of the night that she can help herself to the fridge instead?

Jaune's mom: Oh of course. I wouldn't mind that.

Pyrrha, confused: Thank you? But I wasn't hungry last night. I was pretty full from the dinner you made honestly.

Saphron, smiling: Really? Cause you seemed pretty hungry last night when I walked in on you eating the side of my brother's neck as if he was a snack.

Jaune: *chokes on his orange juice*

Pyrrha: *blushes madly*

Jaune's mom, wide eyed: What!?

Jaune: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL!

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune/Saphron: *posing for family photo while wearing identical low-cut tank-tops* 😁

Yang: Where are Jaune’s boobs? 😂

Pyrrha: In my mouth.

Pyrrha: Wait.

[howlingday]

There’s a Simpsons clip where Kumiko is so fascinated by Maggie so when it cuts their apartment, she knocked the door down asking her husband Comic Book Guy to impregnate her at once. Now I imagine Winter holding Adrian for the first time and cuts to her knocking the door down and said it to Jaune.

I believe this is the clip you are referring to?

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Saphron: Oh, sounds like Adrian's awake. Could you stay with him while I go warm his food? (Walks away)

Winter: Wh- I don't know anything babies! In fact, I don't even remember being one myself!

Adrian: (Whimpers through monitor)

Winter: (Picks up monitor) Er... There, there. You'll... You'll live!

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Adrian: (Reaching for toy out of reach)

Winter: (Picks it up, Hands it over)

Adrian: (Giggles, Cuddles toy)

Winter: ...

Winter: (Picks up Adrian, Smiles)

Adrian: (Smiles)

Winter: (Slowly turns, Sings softly) Schlaf, Kindlein, schlaf. Der Vater hüt die Schaaf. Die Mutter schüttelts Bäumelein. Da fällt herab ein Träumelein. Schlaf, Kindlein, schlaf~.

Adrian: (Cuddles up to Winter)

Saphron: Oh... He really likes you! You're a natural~! (Takes Adrian)

Winter: ...I just remembered something I need to tell your brother.

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IMPREGNATE ME! NOW!

Jaune: (Falls over)

[meadowindreams]

Message received

In the city of Vale, Jaune Arc’s sister Saphron was sitting at the table drinking a cup of coffee.

Saphron: I wondering how Jaune is doing?

Saphron’s phone buzzed with a message from a number that she didn’t recognised

Saphron: Who sent this?

As she opened the message she saw the image of her brother that was attached to it and she scream not in fear hut of anger. Then Terra fearing for her wife rushed in.

Terra: Babe what’s wrong?

As Saphron rain the sink area to grab something, terra looked at her phone.

Saphron then rushed to her phone weirding a knife, and deseperalt trying to stab the phone.

Terra:Babe please

Saphron: That short ice cream hussies is going to corrupt my baby brother

Terra: Don’t break your phone

Saphron: AHHHHHH

Somewhere Neo was smiling as she was being cuddled by her blonde knight in no armour.

[aliavian]

Happy Pride Month 🌈❤️

[juanarc-thethird]

I have a license for that!

It's early in the morning, Jaune is still lying in his bed. It's so comfortable that he doesn't want to leave. He then moves a little and hugs something soft and warm. Everything was going well until what he was something grabbing his butt.

Jaune: What the fuck?!

He jumps out of bed

Ruby: Why did you leave? We were so warm snuggled together.

She says as she comes out from under the sheets

Jaune: Ruby?! What are you doing in my bed?!

Ruby: Well, I'm enjoying my member benefits.

Jaune: *Confuse* Your what?

Ruby: My membership.

She says as she pulls out an ID card in front of him.

Jaune: Give me that.

He takes it from her hands and looks at it.

Jaune: What the hell is this? Is it a joke? Wait a minute… MY MOM APPROVED THIS?!!

Ruby: Yep, and let me tell you, getting in was difficult.

Jaune: You member number 29?! How many members are there?!

Ruby: I don't know, your mom is the one who keeps track.

She shrugs her shoulders

Jaune: *Angry* GOD DAMN IT MOM!!!!

Meanwhile

Mama Arc: Aaa-Chu! *sniff* Someone is talking about me.

Saphron: Maybe it was Jaune… talking about your club… you know, the club you made to get more grand babies!

Mama Arc: Nah, I do not think so.

[rocknroll7575]

Your hear of the anime 100 girlfriends

Then god of love messed up new a guy has 100 soul mates he most find and marry every last one ( some are age gaps) before he finishes high school or they call die.

Imagine this happening to Jaune

Imagine how terra Saphron and mama arc would react to jaune bringing home 100 women and saying " this is my harem"

Mama Arc: How is this even possible!?

Jaune: I don't know, but it happened, it's even more funny because I'm sure we don't even have that many female characters in this show!

Mama Arc: I-I'm happy for you, I am, I'm just... I'm shocked, I-I-I... I don't even know how to process this...

Saphron: *Leaning toward Jaune* Holy shit, you actually broke her!

Jaune: I'm just as surprised as you are

[brokentrafficknight]

Yang technically fails the Adrian test because she refuses to give him back.

[arc-misadventures]

The Beach: Co

Jaune: Ahh... Man I needed a drink after... after all of that... But, damn a cold drink under the hot sun on the beach; This just feels perfect.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Shame though, I would have preferred a scotch on the rocks, than some simple fruity beverage. But, we are in the public so...

"Click!"

Jaune: Hmm...? Is that camera?

"Click!"

Jaune: Oi! Who's taking photos of me without my...? C-Coco?

"Click!"

Coco: Hello, Bunny Boy, looking good there~!

Jaune: Thank you, Mocha. You're looking...?

Jaune: Like a, E-Cup?

Coco: Right on the mark, Love~!

Jaune: Okay, first off: Your tits look fantastic~!

Coco: Thank you~!

Jaune: Secondly: The hell? I thought you were a, B-Cup why the hell were you hiding those delicious looking melons?!

Coco: Because, it's hard to coordinate an outfit with, E-Cup boobs.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: True, basically everything that, Glynda wears inadvertently flaunts her breasts. But, lie to me, Mocha why wouldn't you want to flaunt those?

Coco: Because, they're for your eyes only~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: E-Excuse me?

Coco: I also wear a binder to help me coordinate an outfits, it also helps me see my feet so I can paint my toenails with open toe high heels.

Jaune: That is true, my sister often made me paint their toenails, because they can't see over their... larger assets...

Coco: Have you now~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Shit... Okay, I'll do it for you, but the feet better match the hands! Because, my sisters didn't do that, and it annoys the hell out of me!

Coco: Oh, Bunny Boy, you think I wouldn't do that~?

Jaune: Of course not, you have style, Mocha~!

Coco: Oh aren't you so sweet~!

Jaune: But, why are they for my eyes only...?

Coco: Because, if a girl looks at my large chest they will feel envy, and hatred towards me for having such large assets. But, if a man looks at me, their mind will be filled with lust, and depravity. They will look at me like I am a stack of meat with fat tits. I prefer the former more than the latter.

Jaune: I can see that...

Coco: But, when it comes to you, Jaune. I want you to look at me like that. I want you to look at me with thirst, desire, lust in your eyes~! I need you to gaze upon me, and undress me with your eyes. To imagine your hands grabbing them, squeezing them in your large muscular hands. I'll admit, it's often been a fantasy of mine where you rip my shirt off, tear my bra off my body, and manhandle my tits like mounds of clay in your bare hands~!

Jaune: Oh that... fuck that's hot...

Coco: Why do you think I fantasize about it, Love~!

Jaune: But, you're gay. A lesbian. Having the hots... sexual fantasies for me, a gay... That's pretty straight of you, Coco.

Coco: Well... I'm actually bi.

Jaune: Really, you are bisexual? I've know you for years, Coco, and not once have you ever given a guy so much as sides way glance.

Coco: Okay, I'm not really, bisexual. I'm night five percent gay, but I'm five percent straight for you~!

Jaune: Five percent straight for me; Really?

Coco: Can you blame me~? We have know each other for years, you've been there for me threw thick, and thin, through broken nail to torn dress. You were the first person I came out to, and when I fear rejection, and hatred, you instead told me it was okay if I flirted with your sister~! Only a man who absolutely trusts you would let a friend date their sister.

Jaune: W-Well, I thought you, and Saphron would be a cute couple...

Coco: Well, Spahron may be cute, but she can't coordinate an outfit for the life of her. But, you can do that at the drop of a hat. You showed me how sexy I could be with even the most pathetic of outfits.

Jaune: To be fair, bar being skimpy one can't really look sexy dressed as a clown...

Coco: True. But, Jaune... I'm not five percent straight for you, Jaune. I'm in love with you, Jaune. I may flick the bean to you, Jaune, but how many people dream of waking up with their lover holding them lovingly in their arms? I dream these dreams with you, Jaune. So, would you care to live out these dreams with me, Jaune~?

Jaune: Wow... holy... That... that's certainly... okay... Are you sure you're only five percent straight for me?

Coco: Well, maybe.. six percent?

Jaune: Mocha you tease.

Coco: So... would you look like to play with my girls~? Because, I'll admit, after seeing you in a speedo, and you're 'little friend' I've been dreaming of being of you being inside me~! And, I bet you've been thinking about being sandwich between me the moment you saw them~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Will we do some... fashion shows, this time showing of your pretty 'little' ladies~?

Coco: As many as you want~!

Jaune: Alright, shall we go to your place, or mine.

Coco: Mine. I have a hotel room high up in a sky scrapper, I've always wanted to do on a balcony~!

Jaune: Oh, spicy~! But wait, didn't you come here with, Velvet? Won't she be upset if she catches us in the act?

Coco: Well if she does, then we'll just have to invite her in on the action~!

Jaune: There's my nighty four percent lesbian~!

Coco: So, shall we make it ninhty three percent~?

Jaune: Now that's a challenge~!

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Here's the, Coco story I mentioned about writing, @lar-mx

Link to ART

[hadesisqueer]

How many queer characters are there in RWBY? I remember Blake, Yang, May, Pilot boy, Ilia. Is there anyone I missed?

In the whole franchise (show, books, anime), we got, CONFIRMED:

Yang Xiao Long (sapphic)

Blake Belladonna (bisexual)

Ilia Amitola (lesbian)

Coco Adel, from team CFVY (lesbian)

Scarlet David, Sun's teammate (gay)

Nolan Porfirio, Sun's NEW teammate (gay)

Saphron Cotta-Arc, Jaune's sister (sapphic)

Terra Cotta-Arc, Jaune's sister in law (sapphic)

May Marigold (transgender)

Carmine Esclados from After The Fall (sapphic)

Shion Zaiden from IQ (non-binary)

Curious Cat, Somewhat, several other characters from the Ever After (non-binary)

Then are those who are not confirmed but are implied, like Velvet. Even Cinder can be considered implied due to a joke from RWBY Chibi, but that could be just that, a joke lmao

[craziechwiv]

Saphron: So, you all like my little brother, is that right?

RWBY + NPN: ...

Saphron: Well, I don't blame you guys. He does household chores, cooks fairly well, even gives good massages. The girl that gets him will be very lucky.

So, you want him or not?

RWBY + NPN: HE'S FOR SALE?!

Saphron: Like hell I would, dopes.

[littlelewdmable]

Me And My Faunus Part 1: Sisterly Advice

*Context: This is a grimmless Remnant*

Jaune walks up the front steps of his house wearing his his work uniform. The house being clearly way too nice for a fast food worker to own as he sets his keys in a bowl by the door, kicks off his shoes, goes up to his bedroom and plops down on his bed and tried to get a little sleep.

If only he could actually fall asleep.

Jaune rolled over and stared at his ceiling. Between classes and work he'd barely had time to do anything over the last few months and it was starting to get to him. Maybe he was just getting homesick. So, Jaune did what he always did when he needed a little pick-me-up. Picked up his scroll.

Saphron: *Over scroll* This better be good, Jaune.

Jaune: You don't want to talk to your favorite brother?

Saphron: At 1 in the morning? Not really.

Jaune: Oh shit, sorry. Forgot you were a few hours ahead of me. I'll let you go back to sleep, it's not that important.

Saphron: You already woke me up. I might as well hear what's going on over there. Did you fail all your classes cause you were busy partying too hard?

Jaune: No?

Saphron: Good. That call with dad afterwards isn't fun. So what's up?

Jaune: Nothing much. Just needed someone to talk to I guess.

Saphron: Haven't made any friends yet? You know mom is gonna be disappointed if you aren't engaged by the end of the semester.

Jaune: I have friends. They're all just busy.

Saphron: What, are you lonely?

Jaune: A little bit.

Saphron: Get a faunus.

Jaune: ...A faunus?

Saphron: Yeah.

Jaune: I thought only perverts got faunus.

Saphron: We have a faunus, you don't think me and Terra are pervs, do you?

Jaune: I don't think Terra is a pervert.

Saphron: Very funny. But you should really consider it. Ilia is great at keeping me and Terra company when one of us is away. She even helps around the house.

Jaune: ...I'll think about it, I guess.

Author's note: Don't think about the moral implications of faunus as pets. It's just an excuse for smut.