#saphron cotta arc

[arc-misadventures]

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Jaune: Looking nice, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: Oh thank you, Jaune~!

Jaune: It's a good thing you're getting some excessive in while, you're reading!

Pyrrha: Wait… what…?

Jaune: Well, I got to get going, keep up the good work!

Pyrrha: …?!

Pyrrha: What the hell?! Can't a guy get a hint?!

Saphron: Yeah, no. Half of our sisters do the belly splits while reading books… He thinks this is normal for woman, not anything sexy.

Pyrrha: I got fucking sister-zoned?!

Saphron: Yeah… sorry…

Pyrrha: FUCKING BULLSHIT?!

[bloodraven55]

seeing sapphic couples with kids in media will always make me so soft idc

[howlingday]

There’s a Simpsons clip where Kumiko is so fascinated by Maggie so when it cuts their apartment, she knocked the door down asking her husband Comic Book Guy to impregnate her at once. Now I imagine Winter holding Adrian for the first time and cuts to her knocking the door down and said it to Jaune.

I believe this is the clip you are referring to?

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Saphron: Oh, sounds like Adrian's awake. Could you stay with him while I go warm his food? (Walks away)

Winter: Wh- I don't know anything babies! In fact, I don't even remember being one myself!

Adrian: (Whimpers through monitor)

Winter: (Picks up monitor) Er... There, there. You'll... You'll live!

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Adrian: (Reaching for toy out of reach)

Winter: (Picks it up, Hands it over)

Adrian: (Giggles, Cuddles toy)

Winter: ...

Winter: (Picks up Adrian, Smiles)

Adrian: (Smiles)

Winter: (Slowly turns, Sings softly) Schlaf, Kindlein, schlaf. Der Vater hüt die Schaaf. Die Mutter schüttelts Bäumelein. Da fällt herab ein Träumelein. Schlaf, Kindlein, schlaf~.

Adrian: (Cuddles up to Winter)

Saphron: Oh... He really likes you! You're a natural~! (Takes Adrian)

Winter: ...I just remembered something I need to tell your brother.

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IMPREGNATE ME! NOW!

Jaune: (Falls over)

[aliavian]

Happy Pride Month 🌈❤️

[superiorsturgeon]

Neo: *posing as Saphron Arc to sneak closer to RWBYJNRO* 😄

Jaune: IMPOSTER!! *bashes Neo in the face with his shield*

Neo: *flips away, angrily signing* How did you know?! 🤬

Jaune: You implied that you and Terra wanted me to join in a threesome to make a second child!

Jaune: *levels his sword* Saphron would never share! 😠

Saphron: *looks up from making out with her wife* The very idea! 😡

[juanarc-thethird]

I have a license for that!

It's early in the morning, Jaune is still lying in his bed. It's so comfortable that he doesn't want to leave. He then moves a little and hugs something soft and warm. Everything was going well until what he was something grabbing his butt.

Jaune: What the fuck?!

He jumps out of bed

Ruby: Why did you leave? We were so warm snuggled together.

She says as she comes out from under the sheets

Jaune: Ruby?! What are you doing in my bed?!

Ruby: Well, I'm enjoying my member benefits.

Jaune: *Confuse* Your what?

Ruby: My membership.

She says as she pulls out an ID card in front of him.

Jaune: Give me that.

He takes it from her hands and looks at it.

Jaune: What the hell is this? Is it a joke? Wait a minute… MY MOM APPROVED THIS?!!

Ruby: Yep, and let me tell you, getting in was difficult.

Jaune: You member number 29?! How many members are there?!

Ruby: I don't know, your mom is the one who keeps track.

She shrugs her shoulders

Jaune: *Angry* GOD DAMN IT MOM!!!!

Meanwhile

Mama Arc: Aaa-Chu! *sniff* Someone is talking about me.

Saphron: Maybe it was Jaune… talking about your club… you know, the club you made to get more grand babies!

Mama Arc: Nah, I do not think so.

[hadesisqueer]

How many queer characters are there in RWBY? I remember Blake, Yang, May, Pilot boy, Ilia. Is there anyone I missed?

In the whole franchise (show, books, anime), we got, CONFIRMED:

Yang Xiao Long (sapphic)

Blake Belladonna (bisexual)

Ilia Amitola (lesbian)

Coco Adel, from team CFVY (lesbian)

Scarlet David, Sun's teammate (gay)

Nolan Porfirio, Sun's NEW teammate (gay)

Saphron Cotta-Arc, Jaune's sister (sapphic)

Terra Cotta-Arc, Jaune's sister in law (sapphic)

May Marigold (transgender)

Carmine Esclados from After The Fall (sapphic)

Shion Zaiden from IQ (non-binary)

Curious Cat, Somewhat, several other characters from the Ever After (non-binary)

Then are those who are not confirmed but are implied, like Velvet. Even Cinder can be considered implied due to a joke from RWBY Chibi, but that could be just that, a joke lmao

[craziechwiv]

Saphron: So, you all like my little brother, is that right?

RWBY + NPN: ...

Saphron: Well, I don't blame you guys. He does household chores, cooks fairly well, even gives good massages. The girl that gets him will be very lucky.

So, you want him or not?

RWBY + NPN: HE'S FOR SALE?!

Saphron: Like hell I would, dopes.

[brokentrafficknight]

Saph's reaction to Jaune bringing his new girlfriend to her house, Elm

[willsonlmt]

Pyrrha in Saphrons kitchen helping clean up dinner. Jaune and her are visiting Argus to meet Pyrrhas parents and to meet in Jaunes's words, "the safest option of family to meet.".

Pyrrha is drying dishes that Saphron is handing her. All while jaune is in another room.

Saphron: Well you have been an absolute delight to meet and you're so kind to helped with the dishes.

Pyrrha: Well, you were kind enough to invite me over, and you made an amazing dinner.

Saphron: Hopefully, we will see much more of you. Especially since you like my brother.

Pyrrha: Oh gods how do you know that?

Saphron: Please, I'm his sister. I know when someone is crushing on my baby brother it's pretty obvious.

Terra walking into the kitchen.

Terra: What are you talking about? I told you that she has feelings for him. You and your brother can't catch hints to save your life's.

Saphron: That's not true. I definitely would have figured this out.

Terra: Saph, we were on our third date when you figured out I liked you.

Saphron: I didn't want to assume anything!

[arc-misadventures]

Jaune being his normal kind, helpful lovable self causes women like Illia, Terra, and others to fall for him

LAJA

Coco: And, welcome everyone to the first meeting of the, LAJA. Lesbians Against Jaune Arc. My name is, Coco Adel, club chairwoman, and founder.

Coco: Now, since this is out first meeting we will each introduce ourselves, and tell everyone why you decided to become a member of the, LAJA. I'll go first...

Coco: I am a loud, and proud lesbian, I saw some guys, and I thought they were attractive, from as aesthetic perspective not anything romantic, or sexual. But, one day, I was trying on an outfit with my BunBun...

Ilia: Hold up! Your 'BunBun?'

Coco: Oh yeah, that's a nickname for my teammate, Velvet. She's a rabbit faunas.

Ilia: Ohh!

Terra: I like that.

Coco: Velvet isn't that good at fashion, but Jaune was there, he saw my outfit, and said no. Gave me some other clothes, and told me top try it on... and son of a bitch that was the greatest outfit I've ever worn!

Coco: After that, the two of us would go out, and do some fashion shows with each other, and some other people who needed a new wardrobe. It is fun, really fun hanging out with him. So, one day when we're having fun this random woman came up, and ask if, Jaune was single. And, Jaune was single... but, I said he wasn't... that I was his girlfriend...

Coco: I'm a hardcore lesbian! I never thought of dating a guy in my entire life! But, to keep some random floozie from, Jaune I said I was his girlfriend... I don't want to lose my fashion friend, my best male friend. And, I'm sad that I'm not... And, I really... I really want to be his girlfriend... So... yeah...

Terra: You fell because of his fashion sense? Makes sense, Jaune has superb taste in woman's fashion.

Coco: He did, I was looking at a wedding dress one day, and who is at the alter, Jaune freaking Arc...

Yang: Oh you got it bad!

Coco: Okay... You're turn.

Ilia: Okay... Hello everyone, my name is Ilia Amitola, I am a chameleon faunas, I can changed the colour of my skin. So, I was a former member of the, White Fang, I was a lesbian since I was in the, White Fang, and I hated humans on top of that. Then this stupid blond human just shows up, he flashes me that pearly smile of his. And, my body just changed to pink!

Coco: Like it did just now?

Ilia: Yes?! I just looked at him, and I thought how much I wanted to sleep with this guy! A guy, a human guy at that! It's just a crush, there's nothing more about it! So, I decided to learn things about him, I'd learn that one thing to make him the worst person I could possibly imagine!

Ilia: And, what I learned is that he is one of the nicest, sweetest guys I've ever met! He doesn't hate the faunas! He supports the, White Fang! To a point! He doesn't like the more radical side...

Yang: No one does.

Ilia: But, all I learned how a sweet caring a person he is! Then I saw him watch over some faunas kid one day, and the next thing I know, I'm thinking about having kids with him! This it total bullshit!

Coco: She's still blushing.

Emerald: It is a nice shade of pink.

Terra: Well... speaking of babies... My name is, Terra Cotta Arc...

Coco: Arc? Are you related to, Jaune?

Terra: In a way, I am married to a woman called, Saphron Cotta Arc. She is, Jaune's older sister, making, Jaune my brother-in-law. And, for a while I thought I was asexual, I was never interested in anyone. But, then I met my wife, and well eventually I married her. And, I'm happily married! But, then I met, Jaune, and if I met him before I met my wife, we probably would be married with three kids by now. Right now we only have the one though.

Coco: T-The one...?

Terra: I wanted a kid, so I asked, Jaune to... donate so I could have one. And, this is my son, Adrian~!

Yang: Oh gods he is so adorable~!

Ilia: Noooo... Don't do this to me, I've been trying to get rid of the baby craze!

Terra: And, well... I want another... maybe two... N-Next...!

Yang: Okay... glad I'm not the only one... Ahem! Hi! My name is, Yang Xiao Long, and I'm not really a lesbian, I always thought I was more of a bisexual. I always thought, woman, and men were attractive. And, when I came here to, Beacon the lesbian drive kicked into overdrive! I mean come on! There are so many hot woman here!

Coco: It's a buffet here!

Yang: And, my teammate is, Blake Belladonna! How many people didn't get a aroused , and want to smash that phat ass!

Ilia: Preach sister!

Yang: But then, Jaune Arc came around, and started acting like a big brother figure to my little sister! He looked after her, he comforted her when she was sad, he made her cookies! That was my job! But, all of a sudden big bro came in and stole my job! And, that's were all hell let loose!

Yang: So, I confronted him one day to leave her alone, to stop being her 'big brother,' that it was my job to do those things, because I am her big sister. But, he told me not to worry, since I was her big sister, and i would always be her big sister. So, he told me not to worry 'little sister.' He calmed me, 'little sister' rubbed the top of my head, and left. And, I swear to gods... I came when he patted my head!

Coco: Seriously?!

Terra: I'd buy that.

Yang: I don't like people touching my hair, but he just patted once, and he sent me so over the edge that, that's what happened?! I want, no need him to do it again!

Yang: I want my big brother to hold me in his arms, to comfort me when I'm sad, to run his fingers through my hair to calm me. And, above all I want him to spank my ass as he calls me his bitch, while I scream big bro as he takes me from behind! I used to imagine doing that to, Blake, and her phat ass! Now, I want, Jaune to be doing that to me!

Coco: (Whistles~!) You got it bad girl.

Terra: Really bad... Now tell us how you want him to do this, I need to know.

Yang: You're turn, Emerald.

Emerald: Okay... My name is Emerald Sustari. I am a lesbian, least I was... honestly I think I'm not that much of a lesbian, I was interested in my team leader. Her name is, Cinder Fall. She took me in, when no one else would, so I kinda fell for her from an emotional stand point. But, Cinder never saw me from that angle... she's more focused on how she can use me for her own gains. This often made me cry, that she didn't care about me... Then one day, Jaune found me when I was crying, and we just started talking. He became a shoulder I could cry on, someone I could go to for support, or just someone I could be around when I needed something.

Emerald: Then... then his mother came by, and he introduced me to her... And, I understood why, Jaune was such a nice, and caring person. And, I asked, Jaune's mom. Juniper if she would adopt me, so I could finally have the mother figure I always wanted.

Yang: What did she say?

Emerald: She said no.

Terra: What?! But, Juniper is such a lovely woman, why did she say no?

Emerald: Because she knows how much I love, Jaune, and that if I married him she would still become my mom. So, I get the best of both worlds. A mom, and the man I love...

Terra: Oh...

Yang: Now that's a good deal right there...

Coco: Alright... now that everyone has been introduced, we shall now begin the first meeting with the, LAJA. Does anyone have an items they wish to bring to the table.

Ilia: Yeah, I have one... We're calling ourselves the, Lesbians Against, Jaune Arc. But, how are we against, Jaune? I mean... we all want to sleep with the guy... that doesn't sound so 'against' now does it?

Coco: Uhh... cause I thought everyone would be upset, Jaune turned us straight. So, we would be against him, because of that.

Ilia: That makes sense, but in reality... we want to fuck him...

Yang: Yeah, we all want to sleep with the guy to one degree, or the other.

Terra: So how are we against the guy?

Coco: It sounded nice...?

Emerald: I vote we rename ourselves to the, Lesbians Attracted to, Jaune Arc! Where are new mandate is to help each other sleep with, Jaune to some degree. All those in favour say aye.

Ilia: Aye!

Yang: Hell to the aye!

Terra: Aye~!

Coco: Aye!

Coco: Okay, in that case I welcome you to the first meeting of the, LAJA. Lesbians Attracted to, Jaune Arc. First order of business: Who gets to fuck, Jaune first.

Yang: I move, Terra goes last, she's already slept with him, and had his child.

Terra: What?!

Ilia: I agree.

Emerald: Agree.

Coco: The ayes have it; Terra only gets to sleep with, Jaune after the rest of us do.

Terra: ...

Terra: Okay, that's fair...

[notmaplemable]

Saphron: So, what's it like dating a faunus?

Jaune: Well, it took a minute to get used to Ruby's more wolf like behaviors, but I've come to love them as much as I love her.

Saphron: Are there any annoying ones?

Jaune: Well, the separation anxiety can be a little bit hard to deal with.

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Ruby: *Sitting at the front door*

Ruby: 😢 Jaune. Jauuuuune. Jauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Weiss: Blake, get the spray bottle!

[howlingday]

Terra: Saph, every babysitter has us blacklisted! Our date night is ruined!

Saphron: (Hears knocking, Answers door)

Pyrrha: Mrs. Cotta-Arc, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help but overhear your need of a babysitter. Of course, as a champion of Mistral, my fee is 200 Lien an hour.

Saphron: We pay 30 Lien for the night and you can have one fudgesicle from the freezer.

Pyrrha: Three.

Saphron: Two.

Pyrrha: Fine, two, and I also get to marry your brother.

Saphron: Deal.

Pyrrha: (Smirks, Clicks tongue) I still got it~.

[riku-izanami]

The follow footage is for scientific purposes only, please do not attempt to recreate.

How different faunus react to Zero Gravity:

Cat faunus- Subjests are collectively panicking

Blake: *squirmming in the air desperately try to get her footing* yang....YANG.....YANG I DON'T LIKE THIS! YANG!

Neon: *doing flips* WOAH...WOAH! WHY CAN'T I LAND!? WHAT'S GOING ON!?

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Bird faunus- Both appear heavily disoriented

Raven: *trying to land but keeps raising to the ceilling* WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?

Qrow: * doing the same* oh god *belch* i think I'm gonna hurl....

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Dog Faunus- very calm

Retriever faunus jaune: *floating around with no thoughts*........so this is life now.....

Retriever faunus saphron: *pseudo moonwalking* yup, this is life now..

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mouse faunus- Errr....Zoomies?

Mouse Faunus Ruby: *running/ jumping around the room* FUCK IT, WE BALL!

Mouse Nora: *doing the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!

Mouse jessica: *also the same* FUCK IT WE BALL!

Mouse Neo: *also doing the same* FUXK IT WE BALL

All four: *running around* FUCK IT WE BALL!!!!!

Inpiration:

[pilot-boi]

I like to think about his family only knowing about his Mistral shenanigans through wild social media posts

[juanarc-thethird]

The Choker

Saphron: Jaune, why do they call you "The Choker"?

Jaune: The Choker?

Saphron: Yeah.

Jaune: *Serious* That's what they used to call me back in the day when I was in the force.

Saphron: *Confuse* What service were you providing?

Jaune: One day, Agent Winter Schnee, called me into her office and she said: Can you choke me with your D-

Saphron: *Panic* STOP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!