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If there's one unrealistic thing about superman is that there were no women begging Superman to make them a part of his alleged harem. There are women who find serial killers attractive and wish they could date Jeffrey Dahmer for God sake. So there would absolutely be women who would want Clark as well since he's an extremely attractive strong guy.

So there would absolutely be so many women wishing for Clark to impregnate them and probably be a bit upset to find out he's not interested in having a harem

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They're making a homestuck show on the Internet

I can't wait for the trailer to drop so i can finally figure out what the fuck that series is about and why it had a chokehold on online teens in the early 2010's.

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Germany is halting military exports that can be used in Gaza and Netanyahu is already whining about how Germany is rewarding Hamas.

The guy is such a piece of shit

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I think the funniest scene in to catch a predator is when one of the predators was caught and he tried to weasel out by saying "you're not going to believe this but I was thinking about this on the way here and decided not to have sex with her" and Chris Hansen shot back with a "you had 2 hours to think about that"

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You know how weird it is to find out that battlefield 6 can be optimized so it's only worth 55 GB?

It's kinda impressive that it's pretty low when call of duty is like 300gb

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Kristi Noem changed her profile picture to her South park character as a desperate way to look like she's not offended despite openly admitting the portrayal pissed her off and she even called Matt and Trey sexist.

But no guys, she's absolutely not offended over the episode

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Squid Game guard: The rules are simple! You laugh, you lose!

Me, smugly: This should be easy.

Squid Game guard: PLAY THE FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENTS COMPILATION PART 26!

Me, visibly scared: Oh shit.

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Israel before: We just want to get rid of Hamas and rescue the hostages.

Israel now:

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What's even funnier is that she claimed South park ONLY made fun of her looks and nothing else. She claimed they couldn't criticize her for her job which is a lie

South park made numerous jokes on how racist ICE was. They had ICE raid heaven to deport Mexicans, and she said "remember if they're brown they go down"

They deported a dora the explorer costume wearing person and sent her to Trump's Spa so she can give old men massages while she's dressed up as a character that is a minor.

And they also wrote about her shooting multiple dogs (even Krypto) because in the past she proudly boasted that she tried and failed to raise a puppy and decided to put it down instead.

Kristi Norm whined about South park and how mean they are for attacking women on how they look.

Which is funny because they aren't attacking all women but instead just her because she looks like she's wearing a poor Halloween mask

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Once again this is relevant

Videos: SOUTH PARK PISSED OFF THE WOKE LOL!

Meanwhile the first thing I seen when looking up South Park is lesbian fan art of the 2 joke characters in the new episode

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Kristi Norm whined about South park and how mean they are for attacking women on how they look.

Which is funny because they aren't attacking all women but instead just her because she looks like she's wearing a poor Halloween mask

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Demigoddess of Maternity, Magnetism and Victory. Ruler of the Metal Islands. Mother of 300 kids. The sweetest giant redhead you will ever meet! Say hello to Pyrrha Achillia Nikos!

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One of the most realistic scenes in Cinema history is the orange throwing scene in Napoleon Dynamite because the way Uncle Rico reacts to Napoleon attempting to throw an orange at him is so fucking relatable and realistic.

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People are throwing dildos in WBNA games so it would actually be hilarious if someone throws a Fleshlight into an NBA game

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If they remake back to the future with Marty going back in time the same amount of years as the original movie then Marty would only go back to the year 1995.

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Ice Cube reacts to the bite of 87

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