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Fashion in Rust
Coco: Okay, Glynda... Ruby ask us for us to pass our judgement on how fashionable the, Rusted Knight is.
Glynda: I'm not sure what's more outrageous; The fact that, The Rusted Knight is real, or that we have to do a fashion test on him.
Coco: I don't get it either, but Ruby has adamant on us doing this.
Glynda: I don't know why she was so insistent on us doing that. She must know something we don't.
Coco: Must be... Only question know is what does she know that we don't...?
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Coco: Okay! Where is the, Rusted Knight!
Glynda: We, Beacon's Fashion Trio, minus one member who is missing, are here to render judgement on the, Rusted Knights taste in fashion!
Coco: So, prepare to face our judgment Rusted... Knight...?
GC: ...
Coco: Damn...
Glynda: Oh... I uhhh... I did not expect him to be so... Ravishing~!
Coco: I read the, Ever After as a child... but, gods damn! I knew the, Rusted Knight was considered handsome. But, I didn't expect him to be so hot!
Glynda: Okay, lets do this... We can do this...
Coco: Can we?!
Glynda: Yes we can do...?!
: Oh? Why hello there...
Coco: FUUUUUCK! He sounds hot too?!
Glynda: This is so not fair!
: It's very nice to see you again, Glynda.
Glynda: Y-You know who I am?
: And, you know me.
Glynda: I do?
: And, hello to you as well, Coco. It's nice to see you as well.
Coco: You know who I am too? How...?
: Well... Beacon's Fashion Trio is united again. So tell me, how did I fair?
Coco: Perfect! You look fantastic!
Glynda: And, very attractive! No, wait? What do you mean by, ' again?'
: Oh yes, the helmet... Let me...
: Ahh... That's better...
Glynda: No way...
Coco: Holy fuck... Jaune?!
Jaune: Yeah, it's me, Jaune Arc... I am the, Rusted Knight.
Glynda: Oh...
Coco: Okay... Uhhh... First off it's nice to see you're alive, Jaune!
Glynda: Absoutly wonderful to know you're still with us!
Coco: But, uhh... T-The fashion trio needs to take a sidebar!
Jaune: Alright then.
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Coco: Okay.. Jaune's freaking hot!
Glynda: There is no doubt about that!
Coco: I admit, I always that, Jaune was attractive, I even fantasized about us doing it a few times.
Glynda: I admit, so did as well. Why, I often imagined, Jaune taking me on my desk, or playing out naughty teacher student fantasies with him.
Coco: That's hot... But, gods damn! He went from seven to a twelve in an instant!
Glynda: That rugged beard, and the fox tail fit him so well!
Coco: And, he became such a hot silver fox on top of that! I want to fuck him so bad!
Glynda: So do I!
Coco: ...
Glynda: ...
Coco: We're going to fuck him aren't we?
Glynda: Absolutely.
Coco: Fuck yes!
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Coco: Jaune we've made our judgement!
Jaune: Oh, and how did I do?
Glynda: You're so hot that we've decided to fuck you.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: B-Beg pardon...?
Coco: we're going to have sex. Now.
Jaune: N-Now...?
Glynda: Now~!
Jaune: ...
Jaune Alright then~!
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Why you may ask?
Because it was requested.
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#coco adel#glynda goodwitch#jaune x coco#coco x jaune#glynda x jaune#jaune x glynda#rwby arcwitch#rwby french roast#rwby colourguard
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I have a license for that! p2
Jaune is putting his weapons away in his locker. He closes it and then-
Coco: Hello handsome~💕
Jaune: Aah!!
He immediately screams as he sees Coco leaning on the locker next to him.
Jaune: My God, Coco, you scared me!
Coco: *Chuckles* Sorry about that. So, done with your training today?
Jaune: Yeah, and my body is already super tired.
Coco: Oh really? If you want, can I help you with a massage?
Jaune: Oh no, I couldn't ask you to do that, but thank you.
Coco: Don't worry, I insist.
Jaune: Is ok, I'm fine.
Coco suddenly corners Jaune, slamming her hands against the lockers with him in the middle.
Coco: I said, I insist~
Jaune: O-Ok
Coco: Good, come with me.
She guides him around the corner and they immediately find themselves in front of the entrance to a massage room.
Jaune: Was this here before?
Coco: Of course, you never noticed it?
Jaune: Of all the times I have been here, this is the first time.
Coco: *giggles* Well, you've always been a little clueless.
Jaune: But… don't you think that decoration is a little…
The room is painted red. A carpet of the same color was located in the center under a somewhat larger than normal massage table. Around there were furniture of different shapes with lit candles giving a sweet aroma. The atmosphere feels somewhat romantic.
Jaune: ..unique?
Coco: You think about it too much. Now take off your shirt.
Jaune: On second thought… let's do this another day, okay?
Coco: Come on, don't say that. Take off your shirt.
Jaune: I'm good, thanks
Coco: Come on, let me help you. *She grabs the bottom of his shirt*
Jaune: *He takes her arms* Seriously, I'm fine.
Coco: Don't be like that, you'll like it.
Jaune: No
Coco: Just this time.
Jaune: Nop
Coco: Come on
They go back and forth arguing like children, which suddenly got a little physical.
Coco: *Pulling up his shirt* Just do it!
Jaune: *Pushing her arms down* No! Bad Coco! Bad!
Coco: Stop being a…!
She immediately tried to use all her strength to pull up his shirt. But Jaune is smarter and he let her this time. Due to an unexpected lack of resistance on Jaune's part, Coco's arms shot into the sky, freeing the shirt from her hands. Without wasting a moment, Jaune takes both of her arms with one hand, and puts her against the nearest wall, trapping her in place.
Coco: *Blushing and surprise* My Oum!
Jaune: *Serious and close to her face* Are you done?
Surprised by the unexpected situation, she is speechless.
Coco: *Red* Um… well…
At that moment a card falls from her corset.
Jaune: huh? What's that?
Coco is still fluster, she doesn't realize what's happening. Jaune takes the card and….
Jaune: What the fuck?!
Coco: W-Wha?! What Happen?! *She look at the card*
Coco: *Gasp!* That's mine!
She attempts to take her card back but Jaune won't let her.
Jaune: Hey, not so fast. Why do you have this? And what is a diamond member?
Coco: Because I want you
She says as she stares into his eyes.
Jaune: *Blushing* Eh?!
Coco, now back to her usual self, begins her "attack"
Coco: *She approaches him slowly with a seductive smile* And the diamond member thing... well, that is… WHAT IS THAT?!! *She yells as she points behind him*
Jaune: *Looks back* Huh?!
Coco takes the opportunity to recover her card and runs away from him.
Coco: See you later, handsome!
Jaune: Hey, come back!
Jaune tried to chase after her, but his body was still tired from his training.
Jaune: Damn it. I need to find some answers.
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby jaune#coco#rwby coco#coco adel#rwby coco adel#rwby jaune x coco#jaune x coco#rwby#rwby shitpost#I have a license for that! AU
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Velvet: Coco, I've noticed you've been hanging with Jaune a lot lately
Coco: Well, he is a fun guy to talk to about things along with other things~
Velvet: like what?
Coco: I'll show you *Takes Velvet to a love hotel where they meet Jaune in one of the rooms*
*Velvet was on Her knees blindfolded as Coco guided her bun-bun to pleasure the Arc treasure that was Jaune's long dick*
Coco: That's it Velvet, make sure every inch is wet and ready for when he gives us our reward~
Velvet: *Continues to bob her head back and forth on Jaune's dick enjoying it as her panties slowly become soaked*
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Jaune arc but he has the Is knowledge a memory of john m browning You know the man who made the machine gun that's been in the service of the US military for ninety years and the 1911 Is and the trunch gun atlas will beg him to make them a gun
Jaune arc or as he was known John m browning or at least that’s what he thinks having the memories of some other guy but that’s not important what is, is that he is currently in the beacon forge making something
Jaune: ok ok this is going to be amazing
He puts the finishing touches on his new weapon
Jaune: ok ok let’s use that mechashift stuff the ruby taught me
He finally puts it together what seems to be a cube
Tossing it the box shifts in midair to form a mounted turret as it hits the ground it latches to it
Jaune: this is so awesome
Grabbing the handles he aims at the targets and fires
The gun goes off spectacularly firing multiple heavy rounds in a matter of seconds
Jaune: oh ya this is going to be good
Ruby: uh…..
Jaune hearing the voice turns to see Ruby but her face is deep red
Ruby: marry me
The door to the forge was busted open by one winter schnee
Winter: no he will marry me and his invention shall be the pinnacle of atlas technology
Then walks in coco adel
Coco: you think you can get that to fit in a hand bag
Jaune: maybe
Coco: ya no he’s mine
Ruby: wait I know what to do
Winter: we can’t cut him in half and split him
Ruby: what the fudge that’s not even close to what I was going to say. Ahem well my dad had my mom and yangs mom so why don’t we just share jaune
Winter ponders this: hmm maybe we can
Coco: ya as much as I would like to have his gun I’m not one for Sharing
Meanwhile
Pyrrha: AAAAAHHHH
Nora: what the hell
Pyrrha: someone’s after my man
#jaune arc#rwby ruby rose#rwby winter schnee#coco adel#rwby pyrrha nikos#rwby lancaster#rwby winter knight#jaune x coco#rwby arkos
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Creamer
Coco: Hey Jaune, can you help me get a drink?
Jaune: Are you sure? Last time you had trouble handling it......
Coco: Yes, I’m sure, or I wouldn’t be asking. Now you gonna help?
Jaune: Yes of course, let’s go.
*Somewhere else in private*
Coco down on her knees: Dang Jaune! What did you do to this, it’s gotten bigger!
*Coco’s astonished by Jaunes’ size*
Jaune embarrassingly: C’mon Coco it’s not that b-
Coco: SUSH!!!!! You will take that compliment and like it! Now quite.... Please?
With quite in the air now, Coco gets to work. As before her was Jaune’s semi-hard cock. It had been a while since their last encounter that she had seen it. Coco reached for Jaune’s length, gently wrapping her hand around its girth and slowly starting to stroke it, earning a soft moan from Jaune.
She loved that; she loved hearing his moans as he would always try to muffle it. As she slowly increased her speed she could feel his cock getting bigger, a hunger was building in her, one she knew would be satisfied.
She pulled in close to his length and gave it a soft kiss on the tip. But she couldn’t stop there, she moved down his length kissing every inch, till she reached his base and she wanted more. Coco reached for the buckle of his pants and undid them, and letting his pants drop to his heels freeing his balls. She gave them a good long lick, dragging them up and down and across those full orbs. Leaning in she engulfed those orbs in her mouth giving them good suck, and letting them go with a *pop*.
Jaune was beside himself, keeping himself steady while Coco was working her magic as she slobbered his cock and balls. He looked down and was greeted by the sight of Coco making eye contact with him. She held her gaze while working her mouth on his balls and stroking his cock. Coco went at it for bit longer to get him all hard and erect while she still held eye contact.
Now her mission was done he was all erect, his massive member throbbing, she got under it and held Jaune’s cock on her face. It was an intoxicating feeling that massive, hot, girthy rod on her face. She pulled herself back, getting a good look at the cock, and then to Jaune. “Alright Jaune, be rough, be vigorous, use my throat like you used me last time. Be fierce, tiger.” Coco cooed while she hooked her mouth, prying it open.
Jaune stepped forward aiming his cock at Coco’s open mouth and nodded, “Remember, three taps” he spoke gently and Coco nodded back.
Jaune rested his hands on Coco’s head and grabbing her hair as well getting a good grip; and slowly started pulling her closer. His tip being met by her tongue and then by her mouth, wet and hot were all he could feel as inch my inch his cock made its way in Coco’s mouth and down her throat. Jaune was slightly surprised that she was taking it so well, and with a quick jerk forward Coco swallowed all of Jaune’s cock down to its base and his balls resting on her chin. Thankfully Jaune had been good to keep himself trimmed and for that Coco stretched her tongue under Jaune’s shaft giving his balls a quick lick. Jaune perked up quickly at that sensation and a small smile escaped, he knew what to do. He slowly pulled Coco’s head back his cock now covered and glistening with her saliva, and before his tip left her mouth he plunged his entire length back down her throat with a strong thrust. Back and forth he went with his thrusts making sure to bury his cock in her throat, accompanied by the slap of flesh from his balls hitting Coco’s chin. It was an amazing feeling, her hot, wet throat surrounding his cock as he face fucked her, it was intoxicating. So much so that he increased his pace thrusting hard, he could see tears running the sides of her cheeks, but she didn’t gag; Coco certainly had worked on her gag reflex to take Jaune’s cock. Minutes had gone by and he kept going, and she just took it, and Jaune felt a tingle in his loins. “I’m gonna cum soon.” He let her know and her response was to just grip his thighs firmly as Jaune hammered away, and true enough he was at his limit, “CUMMING!!!” Jaune roared as he pulled Coco’s head in, his cock balls deep in her as he let loose his hot seed down her throat, wave after wave of cum washed down her throat. Coco pushed her face in more into his groin as she swallowed his semen, she wrapped her arms around his legs as Jaune continued pumping cum down her throat and she happily swallowed it all filling her belly with the thick Arc seed. As his pumps slowed Coco unwrapped her arms and reached for Jaune’s balls massaging them as she gave his cock a final suck, draining the cum from his family jewels. Coco kept his cock in her mouth keeping it warm before Jaune started slowly pulling back. Coco didn’t want to let it go, but she had to as they had places to be, so she let go of his cock with *pop*.
“You alright?” Jaune asked while running a hand through her hair, Coco nodded. “Do you want to lick it clean?” He asked, and Coco perked up excitement in her eyes. Extending her tongue out and started lick his cock up, running her tongue up and down getting the sweet mix of saliva and cum, and in minutes Jaune’s cock was cleaned as she gulped down the last of his cum. “Well, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.” Jaune said while pulling up his pants and buckling them, “Oh, I did, Tiger” Coco winked as she licked her lips. “Good, I’m going to meet up with Yang for our match, want me to call you later?” Jaune asked as he fixed his clothing. “You could knock instead.” Coco replied. Jaune stopped for a moment his brain processing what Coco just said, but before he could respond she slapped his ass, “Go, you don’t want to keep Yang waiting.” Jaune opened the door and before he readied himself to sprint, he turned to face Coco, “Wait, you’re not going to say good luck?” he asked. Coco smirked, “You don’t need luck, tiger.” Jaune’s ears turned red, turned back around and ran. Coco kept her eyes on his bubble butt as he ran out of sight. “Good luck, tiger.” She whispered to herself. Coco reached for her pocket mirror and a wet wipe and got rid of all the evidence of this encounter, she gave herself one final look over and left with a spring in her step.
“Tiger, eh?” Coco froze in place hearing that all to familiar voice. She turned around to see a very familiar face. “Hey Vel.” Coco paused. “How much of that did you hear?” She asked. “All of it.” Velvet responded.
“Oh.” Coco acknowledged “Well then.” she paused, “Don’t tell Nora.”
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Also mind the grammar mistakes was never my strong suit and thank you for your time have a good day
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Coco: No Joan Honey... the REAL question is...
SMACK!
Joan(Jaune): *grabs her pert posterior* EEP!
Coco: Have you seen MY GIRLFRIEND'S butt!
Coco's gives Joan(Jaune) a peck on the cheek, her hand still gripping Joan(Jaune)'s bodacious badonkadonk.
Joan(Jaune): *whining in embarrassment* Coco!
Coco: I'm so happy you drank that elixir, babe.
(A/N: IF anyone can... please send my the links to the other posts with this prompt... I want to list them all. Please.)
Jaune: I often have to make a choice between duty and booty.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: I always pick the first, but that doesn't mean I'm not tempted.
Jaune: I mean, have you seen my girlfriend's butt!?
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It Was That Easy?!
Jaune, and Coco:
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Velvet: That was fucking it?!!
Coco: Yeah...
Velvet: You two have been dancing around each other for months! And, what finally gets you two to start dating was the fact that you two wouldn't hang out as much if you started dating other people?!
Coco: Yes...?
Velvet: We tried to set you up for months! A simple conversation got you together?!
Coco: You tried to set me up?
Velvet: We locked you in a closet!
Coco: Oh, I remember that closet... That was quite cramped...
Velvet: The time we stole all his clothes so you would walk in on him naked!
Coco: My man looks like a marble statue. Mmmh~! Those abbs~!
Velvet: The tickets you gave you guys to go to that resort in, Vaccuo! You two were all alone, and you didn't do anything?!
Coco: We defiantly had plenty of beach suit fashion shows. For the record: Speedos do not word on, Jaune. That bulge... I have various mixed feelings after seeing that...
Velvet: We spiked your food!
Coco: You spiked our food?!
Velvet: There was faunas grade aphrodisiacs in your food! And, nothing happened?!
Coco: Wait, was that in the fish dish you made us. Because we had the runs after eating that.
Velvet: All that planning, all that work, all our scheming, and none of that work?!
Coco: Sorry...?
Velvet: That's it! You're going to the closet!
Coco: What?
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Velvet: Get in there!
Coco: Whoa hey, Vel, what are you...?! Ooph!
Jaune: Uhh... Hey, Coco...?
Coco: Jaune...?
Velvet: This time you better do it!
Nora: Or, I'll spike your food again!
(Slam!)
Jaune: ...?
Coco: ...?
Jaune: So... I take it, Velvet let you know about her schemes to get us together too right?
Coco: Yeah, apparently she was the reason why were locked in a closet for the first time. And, she stole all your clothes so I would walk in on you naked. Got us those tickets so we could stay at that resort. And, she spiked out food.
Jaune: Oh, it was , Velvet who did that. Nora told me a different story about what she did.
Coco: What did she do?
Jaune: That resort we were staying at actually had two beds in it, Nora some how got rid of one of them.
Coco: What? The bed was made into the wall; How did she do that?
Jaune: Best not ask. She actually go that distress call from when we got stuck in the cabin in the mountain.
Coco: She did?
Jaune: Yeah, she wanted us to... mingle to stay warm before she rescued us the next day.
Coco: Posing naked in furs was certainly a way to mingle...
Jaune: And, she spiked our food...
Coco: And, after she learned that we got together because we didn't want to stop hanging out, she shoved you in the closet as well...
Jaune: Yeah... And, while i wouldn't mind us having some fun here in the closet~!
Coco: Oh, really~?
Jaune: But, they put us in the wrong closet...
Coco: Eh?
Jaune: It's too cramped, I can't move...
Coco: Grr... come one. I can...?! Grrrr...! I'm stuck too...
Jaune: Can you reach my scroll?
Coco: Nope, my hands our stuck here feeling up your broad chest~! You?
Jaune: Maybe...? Let's see if I can... Ahh found it! Uhh... Password?
Coco: 0-2-2-4.
Jaune: Okay... Calling...? Glynda...
Coco: Good choice.
Glynda: Hello, Coco do you need something?
Coco: Hi, Triple G! Uhhh... So, Jaune, and I started dating...
Glynda: You two started dating?!
Coco: Yes... and...?!
Glynda: Fucking finally!
Coco: ...
Jaune: ...
Coco: We should have started dating months ago...
Jaune: Yeah...
#rwby#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#coco adel#velvet scarlatina#glynda goodwitch#jaune x coco#coco x jaune#rwby french roast
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Be My House Husband p3
At the Vale Summer Fair
Jaune is participating in a cooking competition. This year's theme is barbecue. So he brought along his famous pork ribs covered in a special siracha and barbecue sauce. Plus a few secret ingredients that are valid in the competition rules.
Jaune: *Shaking a little*
Coco: Nervous?
Jaune: Hm? Oh! Coco, I didn't expect to see you here.
Coco: And miss out on a chance to see you, hottie? Not even in dreams.
Normally Jaune would blush at this point and tell her to stop, but he doesn't say anything. Coco stares at him and she can see that he's distracted. His mind is elsewhere.
Coco: Jaune?
Jaune: Oh sorry! Yes?
Coco: Are you okay? *She asks concerned*
Jaune: Y-Yes, I'm totally fine.
Coco: Jaune....
She stares into Jaune's eyes and he sighs.
Jaune: This isn't my first time doing this, actually. I really put a lot of effort into my dish. But I don't think it's enough. I mean, look at the guy over there. He brought a whole pig, the guy over there brought three-meat sausages, and the guy over there…
At that moment Coco took his hand and he stops. He then looks at her and Coco starts talking.
Coco: Jaune, I've eaten your food and I can safely say that you are the best chef I know. There's no way you're going to lose this competition.
Jaune: But the others...
Coco: Forget about the others. In the end, what will decide the winner is not how complicated the dish was, but how tasty it is. So believe in yourself the same way I believe in you, okay?
Jaune stares at her for a few seconds, absorbing every word she said. That calmed him down a bit and with a smile he answers back.
Jaune: You're right, I have to trust in my abilities. Thanks Coco.
Coco: You're welcome, tiger. *She winks at him* Now where are the rest of your friends? I thought I'd run into your team or team RWBY by now.
Jaune: They couldn't come.
Coco: What? Why?
Jaune: They had plans, but that's okay.
Coco: If you say so. Oh! I think the judges are coming. Good luck!
She then gives him two thumbs up and walks away.
Jaune: *Looking at her walk away* Thank you.
The competition continued and after a couple of hours, the judges finally came to a decision. All the contestants are standing on the podium as they await the results. While spectators watch attentively from the stands.
The master of ceremonies together with the judges are in front of the podium. Two of them hold a trophy and a plaque while the other holds the envelope with the winner.
Master of ceremonies: Ladies and Gentlemen's. After a long discussion, the judges came to a decision.
Judge 1: *gives him the envelope*
Master of ceremonies: *He takes an envelope and starts to open it* This year's winner is… *He pulls out the paper and…* Jaune Arc!
Jaune: *Shock* What?
Coco: Heck Yeah!! That's my future husband! WOOHOO!!!
Jaune walks to the center of the podium and receives his first place plaque and trophy.
Judge 1: *Shakes his hand* Congratulations, young man.
The crowd applauds in excitement. People then approach him to congratulate him and talk a little more about his dish. It was a great day for him. As time went by the celebration began to die down and he stepped away from everyone to get some air. He finds an empty bench and sits down.
Jaune: *Sighs*
Coco: I told you you'd win.
Jaune turned to see Coco giving her famous smile. But this time she looked different, Jaune could see how the warm light of the festival made her skin shine like the sunset. Her eyes were so beautiful; dark brown like wood. And her hair, was her hair always looked this nice?
Coco: Hello~ Jaune are you there?
Jaune: *Blushing* Huh?! Oh! Sorry! I was thinking on something else.
Coco: Was it about me?~💕
Jaune: *Red* Huh?!!
Coco: Hahaha, I'm just messing with you. Can I sit beside you?
Jaune: *Looks away* S-Sure.
She sits beside him and looks at the starry sky.
Coco: Today the stars look beautiful, don't you think?
Jaune: *Looks at Coco* I... I think so
Coco: *Looks at him* So how do you plan to celebrate your victory?
Jaune: Um... well, I never thought about that.
Coco: That's what I thought, that's why I took the liberty of calling everyone to tell them about your victory and preparing a table for us at Imos Pizza, your favorite pizzeria. My treat.
Jaune: *Smiles* Thank you, Coco.
Coco: Don't even mention it. Now get up and let's eat.
She stands up but jaune grabs her hand.
Jaune: Wait
Coco: Hm?
Jaune: Before we go I just want to say that… Well… Thank you very much for your help.
Coco: It was nothing.
Jaune: It was something!
Coco was a little surprised by Jaune's raised voice. So she looks at him intently, paying attention to every word.
Jaune: I was so nervous about this competition and I thought my friends would be here to support me. But they couldn't come. But you came and not only helped me with my nerves, but you also trusted me. And that's why I… I…
Coco: *Nervous* (Is he... Is he about to....)
At that moment Coco's phone started ringing.
Coco: Sorry! *She immediately grabs her phone and puts it on silent* Sorry about that. You were saying…
Jaune: I... I want to thank you.
Coco: Just that?
Jaune: Y-Yes...
Coco: O-Ok, so should we go now?
Jaune: After you.
Coco: Ok
As she takes the lead while Jaune walks beside her, Jaune can't stop glancing at Coco and a crazy idea pops into his head.
Coco: By the way, Jaune. *She turns to look at him* What kind of pizza do you wan-!!!
At that moment Coco is kissed by Jaune on the lips. She freezes and a few seconds later Jaune realizes what he did.
Jaune: Sorry! I just wanted to kiss you on the cheek! I didn't mean to kiss you on the lips! Um…! I'll see you at the restaurant!
Jaune ran away, leaving Coco behind. Coco can't believe what just happened, and slowly a huge smile fills her face. Jaune just kissed her.
Coco: *giggling like a school girl* Jaune just kissed me. He freaking kiss me! Today is the best day of my life!!
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Why you never flirt with Jaune's sisters wife
Coco: Hey there sexy, you looking for a good time~?
Terra: I'm sorry? I'm married
Saphron: Yeah, to ME.
Coco: Come on, we all could have some fun together~
*Jaune walks over wearing a black jacket, a white shirt and jeans*
Jaune: hey sis, oh hey Coco what's going on?
Saphron: Your friend is flirting with Terra.
Coco: *Feels the intense glare from Jaune* Jaune we can talk about this right?
Jaune: Sure, Coco and i will be back in a few. *Takes Coco's hand and brings her to a private room and pins her to the wall and glares into her brown eyes* So you think you can just flirt with my sisters wife?
Coco: I-Im sorr- MPNM!
*Jaune kisses Coco while running his hands onto her ass and giving her rear a squeeze causing Coco to melt into the kiss*
*After a few moments Coco is facing from Jaune, her jeans and thong pulled down as she moans like a wild whore*
Coco: f-f-fuck~! I'm sorry it won't happy again Daddy~! Please keep using me I'll be a good girl, I promise~!
Jaune: I don't know, only good girls get rewards but you've been nothing but bad-*Smacks her ass* -And rude to my sister and her wife. Maybe I should just stop using your pussy as punishment.
Coco: N-No please don't stop ill be good, I'll apologize just keep fucking me please~!
Jaune: *He smirks and keeps railing her pussy much to the delight of Coco who had her tounge sticking out of her mouth as her ass jiggled from the thrusts from Jaune and her breasts bounced.*
*Jaune slams deep into Coco's pussy and cums causing her legs to shake as he pulls out and pulls up his boxers and pants and slaps her ass once more.*
Jaune: Now pull up your pants so you can apologize.
*Coco does so with zero hesitation and walked with Jaune back to saphron and Terra.*
Coco: I'm very sorry for my behavior it won't happy again *She says feeling Jaune's hand on her left ass cheek rubbing it.*
Saphron: it's fine just glad you learned your lesson, see you two later *Walks away with Terra, while having her hand on her wife's chocolate ass.*
(Credit to @fatallybsessedart @fatallyobsessednsfw @evenmorefatallyobsessed for the picture I used)
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Coco: *monitoring Pyrrha from an unmarked CFVY surveillance van and coaching Pyrrha by radio* …okay, just like we practiced. Here he comes!
Pyrrha: *hides earpiece under her hair* Hello, Jaune…!
Jaune: Hm? Oh, hey Pyrrha.
Coco: Now ask him to explain the lore of Bloodborne!
Pyrrha: Why would I want to know about that?
Coco: You wouldn’t! Ask anyway!
Pyrrha: 🙂↕️
Pyrrha: Jaune, can you explain the lore of “Bloodborne” to me?
Jaune: REALLY?! Okay! 🤩
Jaune: *starts rattling off the deep, dense lore of Bloodborne, including the DLC and optional chalice dungeons*
Pyrrha: Coco, now look what you did, he won’t shut up! 😫
Coco: That’s normal! Keep nodding along!
Jaune: *pauses* …you know, Pyr, Weiss never asked me about my interests! I feel so close to you right now! You know what? You’re my favorite person in this whole school! 🥰
Pyrrha: Do I shove his face up my skirt now? 😃
Coco: Third date!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#coco adel#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#source: futurama#bloodborne#Bloodborne kicks ass
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crosshares i drew while listening to after the fall
#rwby#velvet scarlatina#coco adel#jaune arc#crosshares#velvet x coco#coco x velvet#and jaune is third wheeling and being his usual annoying self
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Theodore: She can't stay in this academy
Jaune: Who?
Theodore: She
Theodore pointed to Neo
Jaune: Ask you
Everything in the room fell silent. Yang was the only one who started laughing.
Theodore: I must remind you that you are talking to the Headmaster of this academy
Jaune: So what do you have to say about her, dear Headmaster?
Jaune pointed to Raven.
( The epilogue of v9 was "released" but the episode wasn't even finished, it was still in the storyboarding process, I don't consider it an epilogue, it's just something to draw attention to itself )
Jaune: And her
Jaune pointed to Esmeralda.
Jaune: Let's not forget them
Jaune pointed out to the RWBY team that, in the eyes of the people of Atlas, they were responsible for the destruction of the kingdom.
Jaune: You know, you're a bit of a hypocrite, 7 criminals in your school and you still complain about my wife. And who came up with the idea of calling her
Jaune pointed at Raven without looking directly at her.
Oscar/Ozpin: I
Jaune: Why am I not surprised, your incompetence has no Ozma
Weiss: Jaune!
Jaune: Me lying? His incompetence knows no bounds, he was in charge of Beacon and Beacon fell, he had important information when we were in Atlas but he didn't open his damn mouth!
Jaune: We've lost the relic of creation, the relic of knowledge is useless, Vacuo has become the favorite destination for Grimms and we have 1 maiden who wants to kill us and 2 missing maidens
Jaune: So I ask if anyone, ANYONE! had a plan, so said
Jaune looked at everyone, he looked at team RWBY, Qrow, Winter, Marrow Amin leader of Ace Operatives, Coco leader of CFYV and other leaders of elite hunting teams.
Vanitas Lunarblue.
Vanitas: So, boy, what are your plans?
Jaune: Wow, let's use the relic of destruction
This surprised everyone, and those who had just learned about the relics were shocked.
Vanitas: Let's see who will use the sword that can destroy the world
Jaune: Ren
Ren himself was shocked.
Ren: Why me
Jaune: You told me yourself that you've improved your Semblance, you told me yourself that you can suppress your emotions for hours now
Jaune: If you don't depend on your emotions then only reason will remain, and besides, I trust you. I know you well enough to know that you wouldn't let innocent people suffer
Ren was happy with his former leader's words.
Neo with his Semblance made a pile of papers appear on the table.
Jaune: I had some extra time and did a little study and now the Army of Atlas will serve as a line of defense and transport, they will enter combat unless it is strangely necessary, the focus will now be on protecting and better Vacuo
Jaune: About Nightmares Grimms. With only the VATC (Vatican) team, they are the only ones who can face these monsters and leaving only one is too risky, the CYFV team will help them in the battles
Jaune: Other teams like SSSN and others, I first need to know which areas they are good at.
Jaune turned his gaze to the RWBY team.
Jaune: Ruby, you'll be away from the battlefields and will work in weapons maintenance, your weapons creation and repair will be put to good use. Yang and Weiss both go to work as aides to the Atlas military. Blake, you and your Faunus features are going as vigilantes.
Blake: This is racism
Jaune: Blame God for creating the black night sky. Salem is going after the relics. We need to get in touch with Headmistress Glynda as soon as possible
#jaune arc#rwby#old jaune#ruby rose#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#nora valkyrie#vanitas hk#Team VATC#team CFYV#team sssn#Marrow Amin#qrow branwen#winter schnee#coco adel#Vanitas Lunarblue#jaune x neo#silent knight
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Coco:...
Jaune:...
Coco:...
Jaune:...
Coco: tell no one.
Jaune: who would believe me?
Coco: enough idiots to go around. Just don't say anything.
Jaune: got it
Next day...
Jaune: Coco, I swear I didn't say a thing! I don't know how that came out-
Coco: take a chill pill, I told people.
Jaune....why??!
Coco: I like to brag, what can I say?
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The Lottery...
Sequestered away in their dorm all of team RWBY stood facing a small wooden table, on which sat a special jar that would soon be used to decide their futures...
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Yang: So...
Blake: So...
Ruby: Okay?
Weiss: (sighing) You do understand this right? This is a lottery to decided our futures. the choices we draw will be our ultimate destinies...
Yang: But it's just filled with random people's names? How is that...
Weiss: It JUST will!
Blake: Who is going first?
Ruby: I guess I will?
Ruby walks up to the jar turns her head, puts her hand inside and rummages around before withdrawing a single slip of paper.
Yang: She BETTER not get Cardin... or I'll
Weiss: He and the rest of CRDL have not be included... so relax. Who did you get Ruby?
Ruby: (Slowly opens the slip of paper and her eyes go wide) NO! She'll EAT ME ALIVE!!!
Blake: Ruby?
Yang: Rubes!! I won't let that happen! Whose name...
Ruby: Coco...
Yang : (Looks to Blake) I can see it.
Ruby: Yang?
Weiss: Blake.
Blake takes a deep breath and proceeds to emulate Ruby's previous actions, before withdrawing her own slip of paper.
Blake: (Smiles seductively and gives Yang a wink) I'm happy... and Yang?
Yang: Yes?
Blake: Don't bother... you're taken. (Show's Yang the slip revealing Yang's name.) Ara Ara.
Weiss: Please wait until we leave the room.
Yang: Guess you just you left Weiss-cream.
Weiss steps up to the jar and slips her hand in. After some rummaging she pulls out a slip, and then opens it.
Weiss: I can deal with this, though it will take some work to convince them...
Blake / Yang / Ruby: Them?
Weiss: Yes them. (Weiss shows her team her slip)
"Jaune Arc & Pyrrha Nikos"
Yang: How did you...
Weiss: Ta ta... I have a husband and wife to court.
Weiss walks out the door...
Yang: Do you...
Blake: Possibly...
Ruby: I'm so scared right now...
Yang: Rubes she used a handbag minigun...
Ruby's eyes go wide with excitement, and she vanished out in a whirlwind of rose petals.
Yang: Now that we're all al...
Jaune: SAVE YOURSELF PYR!!! SHE'S GOT ME! SAVE YOURSELF!!!
Pyrrha: I'LL COME BACK WITH HELP!!!
Weiss: YOU'RE MINE TOO NIKOS! YOU'RE MINE TOO!!
Yang: Maybe we should...
Blake: Go to Vale for the night?
Jaune: PYRRHA NO!!!
Pyrrha: JAUNE RUN...
Weiss: NOT A CHANCE ARC! NOW! LET'S US ALL GET BETTER ACQUAINTED!! YOU'LL BE MEETING MY FAMILY SOON!
Jaune / Pyrrha : HELP!!!
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#ruby rose#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#bumblebee#strawberry chocolate / chocolate milk / guns and roses#blake belladonna x yang xiao long#ruby rose x coco adel#armored angel
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????: INCOMING!!!
Everyone but Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!
A series of pink smoked explosions erupted all about Jaune driving everyone away from the still totally unaware loveable blond goof of Beacon.
????: COMMENCING CREEPING BARRAGE!!
A steady encroaching line of blasts moved past the still completely oblivious Jaune driving back all his unseen would be suitors...
Jaune: EEP!!!
Jaune's ear buds fell from his ears as he suddenly found himself hoisted upon the sturdy by slim shoulders of one Coco Adel.
Jaune: COCO!?! What the fu...???
Coco: NORA! SUPPRESSING FIRE!!!
Nora: ROGER!
Another dense and rapid barrage of pink smoke grenades impacted the ground around Coco and Jaune obscuring them from the view of the rest of his multitude of suitors. When the smoke finally cleared... Jaune and Coco where gone...
Everyone: HEY!!!
Weiss: Everyone split up they can't have gotten far!
They in fact had made it far. Deep into the interior of Beacon's maze like basement. Nora 's head bopped back and forth as she watched the balance in her bank account suddenly jump by several tens of thousands of lien.
Coco: Final payment has been wired.
Nora: And received. Pleasure doing business with you Mrs. Arc.
Jaune: Nora? Coco? What's going on? Mrs. Arc?
Nora: Oh. What about the status of the Auntie Nora clause?
Coco: Agreed upon with out hesitation.
Jaune: Excuse me!?! What is GOING ON???
Coco smiles sweetly at Jaune as Nora vanishes into the shadows. Unshouldering her handbag she activated the mecha-shift feature.
Coco: Right now... I'm getting ready to defend my wife to be from thirsty wenches and skanks...
Jaune: Wife to be? I don't...
Coco blows Jaune a kiss as she sets a clear bottle water before him, hiding the label...
Water from the Spring of the Drowned Maiden. Not for Drinking!
Coco: You look a little thirst hun. Have a drink of water...
Ren: JAUNE, LOOK OUT! The fandom is gonna turn you into a harem protagonist again!
Sun: OH FUCK! He has headphones on, he can't hear us!
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Jaune Arc hummed to the music playing in his ears, writing down names to try out for battle plans. Walking up behind him, Weiss sat down and looked over his shoulder. On the other side, Ruby sat down and watched him, too. From above, in the tree, Blake and Yang watched his pencil dance across the page, sometimes in short skirt, other times in long strides.
As Jaune continued his work, more and more girls drew near, with some men also joining in the buzz. Jaune didn't hear any of it. He was too busy listening to some calming music using his earbuds connected to his scroll. It helped him relax, helped him think. However, it also dulled his senses, blinding him to the 100-plus individuals who were surrounding him.
As Ren and Sun watched with bated breath, only one question hung in the air to be answered.
WHO WAS GOING TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE?
#rwby#jaune arc#coco adel#jaune x coco#frenchroast#COCO IS NOT WILLING TO SHARE#ranma 1/2 reference#totally a crackship
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