#source: futurama

[superiorsturgeon]

Pietro: *making adjustments* All right, Penny, I’ve almost got your emotional chip repaired. You might pick up some residual readings from people in the area while it reboots, though.

Penny: …oh my…

Penny: …I’m overcome with…feelings…!

Penny: I’m feeling an urge to…

Penny: …to…

Penny: …to cram my gullet with mackerel heads!

Blake: That’s me, baby! 😉

Pieteo: *makes adjustment*

Penny: …now I’m worried that I’m not as smart as Pyrrha, but at the same time I’m relieved that I’m cuter than her!

Pyrrha: What…?

Nora: …uh…that’s me… 😣

Jaune: Thanks for covering for me! 🤫

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: Oh, oh! I-I-I think I'm having... ah, what do you call it? A headache with pictures?

Damian: An idea?

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Teen Odysseus: What should I say to flirt with Penelope?

Athena: I hear human women like compliments. Try telling her she looks thin.

Odysseus: Penelope, you seem malnourished. Did Sparta have a famine recently?

Penelope: We did actually! Thanks for noticing.

[lucky-bishova-42]

Wanda: What do you want for dinner, Natalia?

Kate: Natalia??

Wanda: That’s her name, Katherine.

Natasha: KATHERINE?!?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony: What is it like living for almost a thousand years?

Thor: I was enjoying it, until you all showed up.

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Biana: Here’s a question for all you telepaths out there.

Biana:

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Oh April! I never even told her I loved her! Raph: What?! You told her like 140 times!! Donnie: Yeah, but she paid very little attention to me...

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: Good news, everyone! The executives that fired us have been fired themselves due to incompetance!

Everyone: [Cheering]

Qrow: And not just fired, but beaten too. And badly. Most of them died from their injuries.

Everyone: [less excited cheering]

Qrow: Then they were ground into a fine pink powder.

Weiss: Why?

Qrow: It has a million and one uses!

Ruby: So what does this mean for us and our many fans?

Qrow: It means, we're back on the air!

Everyone: ....

Qrow: Soaring through the air in our sky ship. Come on everyone!

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: I’m very generous! Remember that time I gave blood? Paladin: Whose blood? Rogue: Eh, some guy’s.

[pra370r1an]

Darius: You're Honor, People of the Jury, I intend to show you that the Defendent, Kikimora, did knowingly aid and abet Belos in his scheme to destroy us all!

Eda, to Luz and Raine: You know, courts kinda fun when it's not me on the stand.

Eda, holding out a dish: nachos?

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: *trying on a fancy dress for the first time* There. How do I look?

Spy: Like a cheap French harlot.

Scout: *insulted* French?!

[superiorsturgeon]

Coco: *monitoring Pyrrha from an unmarked CFVY surveillance van and coaching Pyrrha by radio* …okay, just like we practiced. Here he comes!

Pyrrha: *hides earpiece under her hair* Hello, Jaune…!

Jaune: Hm? Oh, hey Pyrrha.

Coco: Now ask him to explain the lore of Bloodborne!

Pyrrha: Why would I want to know about that?

Coco: You wouldn’t! Ask anyway!

Pyrrha: 🙂‍↕️

Pyrrha: Jaune, can you explain the lore of “Bloodborne” to me?

Jaune: REALLY?! Okay! 🤩

Jaune: *starts rattling off the deep, dense lore of Bloodborne, including the DLC and optional chalice dungeons*

Pyrrha: Coco, now look what you did, he won’t shut up! 😫

Coco: That’s normal! Keep nodding along!

Jaune: *pauses* …you know, Pyr, Weiss never asked me about my interests! I feel so close to you right now! You know what? You’re my favorite person in this whole school! 🥰

Pyrrha: Do I shove his face up my skirt now? 😃

Coco: Third date!

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: Let's all have some tequila to celebrate!

Asta and Noelle: We're underage!

Vanessa: Oh, right. Here's a silly straw.

Asta:

Noelle:

Vanessa: You can share it.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say

Ben: You should say something else

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Bruce: Ok, if everyone's finished bein stupid.

Robin!Jason: I had more, but you go ahead.

[turtleofthehollow]

Alastor: Don’t be a fool, you idiot!

Lucifer: I’ll be whatever I wanna do!