#incorrect kotlc quotes

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Biana: Here’s a question for all you telepaths out there.

Biana:

[sophiejacksonchase]

Mr. Forkle: SOPHIE!!!

Sophie, bolting upright from her nap: what? No. Yes. I'm awake. Where am I?

Mr. Forkle: in a meeting, where you're supposed to be awake.

Sophie: I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep last night.

Biana: you know, when you can't sleep it means that someone is thinking about you.

Sophie, tiredly: I know that you're talking about some love thing, but I have way too many enemies to joke about a person who thinks about me at night.

[chainlxnk]

it was js a silly moment guys

[qylinscafvne]

Sophie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

[thelordhunkyhair]

Sophie: Why are your tongues purple?

Keefe: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Fitz: I had a red one.

Sophie: oh

Sophie:

Sophie: OH

Dex:

Dex: You drank each other's slushies?

[crymeariveronceagain]

Keefe: But last night, Sophie finally picked up on one of my hints that I like her! *Flash back to last night* Keefe, holding Sophie by the hands, frantic: WHY WONT YOU KISS ME

[winwin17]

Incorrect Quote Poll

[ch3shireacat]

Fintan: Yeah, Yeah, love is great.

Fintan: But have you tried arson?

Bronte: Wha-

[crippling-pages]

Keefe, drinking water: What position makes the ugliest babies? Tam: I dunno, go ask your mom. Keefe: *spits out water*

[littlemissneverseen]

Keefe: I shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.  Grady: WHAT BABY? Keefe, crying a bit: Me.

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Sophie: Do you take constructive criticism?

Keefe: I only take cash or credit.

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Fintan: Ha. Sophie? Dead? Let me tell you something. That girl is literally impossible to kill.

Fintan: To prove a theory, I one time tried to just straight up shoot her.

Fintan: The bullet missed, ricocheted off a frying pan on the wall and broke open a cabinet full of bottles which I then tripped on and fell over. It hurt my pride more than anything.

[sophiejacksonchase]

I'm sorry, but chapter 42-43 in Stellarlune were ASTOUNDING for sokeefe shipers.

I mean, we got a kiss and a fuming Fitz. What more could we ask for?

[sabrinaa2122]

Keefe: I think I’m having a mid life crisis

Sophie: you’re like 16 calm down

Keefe: I MIGHT DIE AT 32

[qylinscafvne]

Sophie: There is no context, we are contextless.

[thelordhunkyhair]

Sophie: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Tam: You people already know too much about me.

Keefe: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.