#incorrect kotlc quotes

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Fintan: Ha. Sophie? Dead? Let me tell you something. That girl is literally impossible to kill.

Fintan: To prove a theory, I one time tried to just straight up shoot her.

Fintan: The bullet missed, ricocheted off a frying pan on the wall and broke open a cabinet full of bottles which I then tripped on and fell over. It hurt my pride more than anything.

[sophiejacksonchase]

Mr. Forkle: SOPHIE!!!

Sophie, bolting upright from her nap: what? No. Yes. I'm awake. Where am I?

Mr. Forkle: in a meeting, where you're supposed to be awake.

Sophie: I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep last night.

Biana: you know, when you can't sleep it means that someone is thinking about you.

Sophie, tiredly: I know that you're talking about some love thing, but I have way too many enemies to joke about a person who thinks about me at night.

[chainlxnk]

it was js a silly moment guys

[qylinscafvne]

Sophie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!

[crymeariveronceagain]

Keefe: But last night, Sophie finally picked up on one of my hints that I like her! *Flash back to last night* Keefe, holding Sophie by the hands, frantic: WHY WONT YOU KISS ME

[thelordhunkyhair]

Sophie: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Tam: You people already know too much about me.

Keefe: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

[winwin17]

Incorrect Quote Poll

[winter-rossie]

Have you heard of Keeper of the Lost Cities? (KotLC) It's an amazing series with lots of characters, although the books are massive and there's 10 and counting

Hello, @oopsies-i-did-a-thing AHHHHH, I'm so sorry for never replying. I only just found out you could do this. I am so sorry. For forgiveness thee shall reward thou with memes. Keefe: "Wait, Mr. Forkle, how many identities did you just say you have?" Mr. Forkle: "Yes." Another bc i love this fandom Elwin, Giving Sophie another elixir Sophie, exasperated: "What will this one do?" Elwin: "Hopefully, fix everything. If not, it’ll just taste awful."

[ch3shireacat]

Fintan: Yeah, Yeah, love is great.

Fintan: But have you tried arson?

Bronte: Wha-

[neededset]

Sophie:*wearing the most atrociously colorful outfit to ever be seen*

Everyone: whaa

Sophie: I'm in my rainbow dash Era, and you haters need to go fuck off

Everyone: huu wha ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[crippling-pages]

Keefe, drinking water: What position makes the ugliest babies? Tam: I dunno, go ask your mom. Keefe: *spits out water*

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Sophie: Dex, hack into their cameras. Dex: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in the lost cities" app. Dex: *taps the screen* Dex: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[littlemissneverseen]

Keefe: I shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.  Grady: WHAT BABY? Keefe, crying a bit: Me.

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Sophie: Do you take constructive criticism?

Keefe: I only take cash or credit.

[qylinscafvne]

Sophie: There is no context, we are contextless.

[sophiejacksonchase]

I'm sorry, but chapter 42-43 in Stellarlune were ASTOUNDING for sokeefe shipers.

I mean, we got a kiss and a fuming Fitz. What more could we ask for?