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just look at those POINTY teeth 🦷

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RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE

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I just love that Jenna and Winona are so protective over each other! 🥹

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Someone keep Alex Brightman away from girls with bob cuts.

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BURN THE WITCH BURN THE WITCH BURN THE WITCH

"I know a spell that can summon hot lesbians"

RELEASE THE WITCH RELEASE THE WITCH RELEASE THE WITCH

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amazing ✨

but theoretically would they be able to find the victim's DNA in your spit or like on your lips?

just. theoretically.

yep.

How to get away with murder!!

Eat

Eat th

Eat the b

Eat the body

Eatit

Eatit

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Stop taking my sins I need those they're what sets me apart from everyone else

no give me them back i mean it i'll fite you

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Stop forgiving me for my sins I worked hard on those

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i mean… Okay i guess

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As someone who went to a high school with a 12-year-old prodigy, I could say with firsthand experience literally nobody cared that he was young. Actually no, I lied. He had a big group of friends who were dead set on protecting him no matter what. He was in band too. The drum line made sure nothing ever touched him. He was actually quite popular. He wasn't quite a senior 12 years old. At 12 he was a sophomore. But I think my point still stands.

With that aside, I'm actually kind of surprised that Sophie didn't have a big group of girls who followed her around everywhere and took care of her. I mean, I know Sophie's mind reading probably limited her ability to talk to people, but I guarantee if she went to any real high school. She be surrounded by people who wanted to be your friend and protect her.

But then again that just might've been my high school experience 

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Can I just say, I feel like Sophie's bio dad is the LEAST of our thoughts right now.

I saw a post on it today and I was like 'Oh, yeah, she didn't just kind of show up just with Oralie's DNA, damn.'

Lowkey forgot about the whole she's only got one parent situationship whoopsies.

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If Gethen or Fintan is Sophie’s bio dad, family therapy would be hilarious. Even more so if Oralie is there.

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Katniss: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Haymitch’* Peeta: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

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bitterly divorced fintante professor overshare and professor brick wall au...

in which foxfire university medieval history and literature professor bronte infligens (placeholder last name unless it grows on me) shares absolutely nothing with his students about his personal life, chemical engineering professor fintan pyren can't stop bringing up his bitchass ex husband in class, and sophie foster is a transfer psychology student just trying to get enough general education credits to graduate and quite possibly the first ever person to take class with them both.

featuring:

psych major sophie with psych advisor tiergan

meche major dex as sophie's lab partner in fintan's class

english literature major keefe (dad wouldn't pay for art school)

neuroscience (cognitive science) major fitz on the premed track #futureneurosurgeon #vackers are all famous doctors. takes a lot of psych classes with sophie

polisci major biana (prelaw)

enviro science linh

physics tam

journalism marella

background tiertice (prentice is a former psych professor now working in admin) and quantum physics phd student wylie

faculty deans grady (evolutionary bio) and edaline (biochem) who teach at the grad school

you have my permission to make recursive works based on this concept (with all the caveats in my permission statement)

also while you're here my permission statement has all my kotlc fics linked...if you like tiertice, bronte, or elwin you may enjoy one of my other aus <3

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there’s a lot to unpack here

effie is SO fucking pissed that katniss and peeta are laughing at haymitch. she HISSES her reply at them. the woman who is “bright and bubbly” at the reaping and who katniss calls “maniacally upbeat.”

i generally don’t trust katniss’s assessment of other people because she tends to assume the worst. however the idea that effie thinks she can fix haymitch is so funny that i’ll let katniss have this one.

i love how effie doesn’t physically help haymitch in this moment. genuinely it would be so awful and uninteresting if she were mothering him and cleaning up after him all the time. imo effie and haymitch have an interesting dynamic in part because effie cares for him but doesn’t fall into the trope of the walking rehabilitation center. like yes queen sidestep his vomit in your stilhetto heels. #girl

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it's giving me epilepsy just looking at it

DeLiCiOuS

best horror movie of the year

is this A24

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