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The Vacker women being the least problematic out of all the men in they’re family will never not be funny to me. Alvar is climbing the wall of his bs. Fitz is screaming and running in circles. Alden is in a corner trying to figure out if he wants to cry or die. Then you have the main stars of the family Biana and Della.
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When you kill a healthcare ceo, it’s terrorism. When someone shoots your kid in elementary school, it’s thoughts and prayers for like a week and then they move on. It truly shows the fact that terrorism is whatever the american government wants it to mean.
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there it is, again
that funny feeling
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I think what actually causes so many problems in the Sencen household is that each and every member unrelentingly believes without any doubt that they are That Girl.
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just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks
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Briana Boston didn't threaten anyone.
When my grandmother was sent a death threat through text message, I reported it to the police. The officer told me that "it's not considered a death threat unless the message mentions a weapon and a deadline".
As a result, they didn't do anything. Not even a verbal warning to that person.
Or, there's a double standard when it comes to billionaires and big corporations. Who'd have thought.
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I need y’all to see this bit of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter suspects goodreads 😭
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if I was an elf I would just levitate everywhere like “you wanna walk to class?” nah dude let’s float to class
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“Even Dex” is BRUTAL
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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far
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woah keefe. okay let's not go that far
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come on barbie let's go party
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but my best enemy is you
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I cannot imagine anything more terrifying than telling God my worst sin and him not believing me because it was so terrible he didn’t think it was possible
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