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not enough cannibalism in kotlc. 3/5 stars
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IM FUCKING CRYING palamedes' "oh nona doesn't think redheads are sexy ???? harrow would never say that. i need to write this down." palamedes #1 griddlehark stan is real and true.
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giselas sooo insane u dont understand. she lived with 2 empaths FOR YEARS and got away with lying to them. she erased their memories multiple times. she has a secret 2nd ability that NO ONE knew about. she genetically experimented on keefe with homemade drugs and a prayer and IT WORKED. through all her own research, she found out about elysian and what she can do. not a single one of her plans has ever made sense and yet they always work. she took over the neverseen. she fell off mt everest. she exploded the woman who she idolized and broke out of prison. she was tortured by ogres and she's still serving cunt. she is a scholar and a war criminal and not ONE person in the series appreciates her. but i do queen 🙏
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nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie
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I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.
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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gendered parenting is so weird. As a little kid I was a total daddy's girl, I was told I would always try to sneak into the garage, I was always very interested in everything he was doing and would follow him around while he was working, but while my family was never the type to outright say "you can't do that because you're a girl", they simply didn't entertain the idea that I could possibly be interested in cars. Then when my little brother was born, it was just assumed he would become a mechanic like our dad because he was a boy. Even though he, unlike me, didn't like being in the garage much and wasn't all that interested in what dad was doing. Once he got to a certain age, dad started making him help and would drag him away from his actual interests for it, which lead to a lot of arguing and not much actual learning.
Gendered expectations sort of create doubles of children. There's the real child with their actual personality, interests and behaviors, and then there's the Gender Child.
My real brother hated soccer and team sports. The Gender Child that existed only the minds of the adults in his life needed to play soccer because that's what a Boy Child does.
Growing up, I always felt like adults didn't actually know me as a person and they weren't interested in getting to know me. Because they felt they'd already learned everything there was to know about me when they were told "it's a girl".
When I talk about how I never got gifts I actually liked from my relatives (to this day I still don't like getting gifts that aren't something I picked out myself), it isn't actually about the gifts themselves. I don't even remember them. What I do remember is the feeling of being given gifts that were seemingly not bought with the real me in mind. They were for the Girl Child™️ version of me. The me that adults wanted me to be, not who I actually was.
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hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx
I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.
Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.
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GUYS IM CRYING WTF
I saw a post where they let Gemini list the characters but I lost the post so I can’t reblog it😭(Can someone pls tell me?)
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“elves are all skinny because shannon said they’re all prettier than models” meanwhile shannon said nine years ago elves come in all body shapes and sizes
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me after my mother gives me unbelievable levels of psychological and emotional damage for the 383834th time
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marella/fintan parallels… save me…..
secret santa art for @eternal-everblaze! had a lot of fun with this one (especially on the fire…) 🔥 jumped for joy at an excuse to draw my favs again 🙏❤️🔥 i hope u enjoy
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Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris
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We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.
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Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…
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