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Huge thanks to everyone who keeps this comic in the air! You can join this illustrious list at patreon.com/CaptainHoers!

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Smolder: (sneaking out of Gallus’ room at night)

Trixie: Might I ask what you’re doing here?

Smolder: Ah! I uh… I could ask you the same question.

Trixie: I live here.

Smolder: I could probably ask you a different question.

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Gallus: Is there a way to be bisexual without actually being in the LGBT?

Gallus: I don’t really want to be in the community, they seem silly…

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💛 GF: Breathes 💜 Brain: Does the happy shiver thing

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that's enough internet for one day

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Tangle and Whisper

(A little practice, i loved doing this one omg 😭)

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okami sequel!!!

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Yona: If friends can’t accomplish goal with brute force, then we go with Yona’s way.

Ocellus: But your way is brute force?

Yona: No, Yona’s way is more brute force!

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Gallus: So apparently I’m on punitive leave with the Royal Guard because I’m ‘reckless’ and a ‘liability’ and ‘Gallus’.

Gallus: That last one is just my name, but you should hear the way Flash Sentry says it!

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Gallus: Fuck you.

Diomedes: Still lacking in any elegance, I see. How appropriately crude.

Gallus: ✨✨ 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾.✨✨

Diomedes: …… How the fuck did you do that with your mouth?

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Diomedes: I can’t help the way I am.  When I was a colt, I saw my father murdered before my eyes…

Diomedes: …by me!

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Smolder: Help! I told Ocellus that I’d be cooking dinner tonight, but I can’t cook!

Gallus: (pouring milk directly into the cereal bag) And you thought I could help?

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Reflection

Commission for Tunic!

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Sandbar: Smolder, you’re smiling! Who did you beat up?

Smolder: Pushing aside the obvious insult, I’m just watching some old home movies of me and my old friend back in the Dragon Lands.

Sandbar: Aw, little Smolder! That your friend? How long were you two together?

Smolder: Well, we kind of fell out of touch when I moved to Equestria and what the fuck do you mean ‘together’?

Sandbar: Girl, be reasonable. I have literally never seen you happier or down-badder.

Smolder: We were children!

Sandbar: You have a lot of internalized homophobia, have you ever considered therapy?

Smolder: Fuck you to death!

Sandbar: Gonna go with ‘no’ then…

Smolder: (snaps fingers) Gallus! Manifest!

Gallus: It’s ya boi.

Smolder: What is the impression you get from this?!

Gallus: It is giving ‘Sweet Blue Flowers’.

Smolder: Fuck off, there is no way you’ve seen ‘Sweet Blue Flowers’!

Gallus: She’s so self-conscious about her queerness.

Sandbar: It’s that small-community oppression.

Gallus: Poor girl, June can’t come fast enough.

Smolder: Twist this narrative any way you want, we were not gay!

Sandbar: I mean, say what you want about you, but your friend? Wait for it, wait for it…

(Little Smolder in the video wraps an arm around her friend’s shoulder, making her blush)

Sandbar: And boom goes the dynamite!

Smolder: Wait… Reall-? No! Hang on, wait, no!!

Sandbar: Girl, you got the gaydar of a bat.

Gallus: You really fumbled that, moving to Equestria.

Sandbar: Right at the end zone, too.

Gallus: We could have gotten that Smolder, instead we got this one.

Sandbar: A crone.

Gallus: A spinster.

Sandbar: An old maid.

Gallus: A crabby prude.

Sandbar: A gayless gay.

Smolder: Okay, that’s it! I am leaving this room before I commit a homicide!

Ocellus: (bumping into Smolder) Oh, excuse me, Smolder.

Smolder: (blushing) Ocellus! Sorry, after you.

Ocellus: Thank you.

Smolder: Y-Yeah…

Gallus: 😏

Sandbar: 😏

Smolder: …. YOU BOTH SUCK!!

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Silverstream: (calling Ocellus) Hi, sweetheart! So, I’m with Smolder and-

Ocellus: Jail or hospital?

Silverstream: How could you make such accusations?! I’m just calling the love of our lives to tell her how much we adore and appreciate her!

Ocellus: Jail or hospital?

Silverstream: Ocellus, I’m hurt! I’m offended! Do you really have so little faith in us?

Ocellus: Silverstream? Jail. Or. Hospital?

Silverstream: ……. Jail, please come quickly before Smolder tries to get us both gang tattoos, thankyouI’msorryIloveyou!

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Sandbar: Wait, you and Ocellus are dating?!

Smolder: Yeah? We don’t exactly keep it a secret. We hug and kiss each other in public.

Sandbar: Well, yeah, but I just thought you two were… really, really good friends.

Smolder: …

Sandbar: Y’know, like me and… Gallus…

Smolder: … Oh, honey.

Sandbar: I, uh… I need to go think about a few things.