#give dex more page time and pudding

[thelordhunkyhair]

Sophie: Why are your tongues purple?

Keefe: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Fitz: I had a red one.

Sophie: oh

Sophie:

Sophie: OH

Dex:

Dex: You drank each other's slushies?

[thelordhunkyhair]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* 
 Sophie: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. 
Everyone: 
 keefe: ...I did. I broke it. 
 sophie: No. No you didn't. Fitz? 
 Fitz: Don't look at me. Look at Dex. 
 Dex: What?! I didn't break it. 
Fitz: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? 
Dex: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. 
Fitz: Suspicious. 
Dex: No, it's not! 
Tam: If it matters, probably not, but F was the last one to use it. 
Biana: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! 
Tam: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? 
Biana: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, tam! 
Keefe: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, sohpie. 
Sophie: No! Who broke it!? 
Everyone: 
tam: sophie... fitz's been awfully quiet. 
Fitz: rEALLY?! 
*Everyone starts arguing* 
sophie, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. 
Sophie: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 
Sophie: 
sophie: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[thelordhunkyhair]

Biana: Hewwo. 
Linh: Hihiiiiii! 
Sophie: Greetings, elves. 
Fitz: Three kinds of people. 
Dex: I want pudding. 
Biana: Four kinds of people. 
Keefe: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS? 
Fitz: Five kinds of people.

[thelordhunkyhair]

Sophie: Milk or cereal first?There is only one right answer

Dex: Cereal

Fitz: But milk-

Dex: No

Keefe: Guys, guys the only way to eat it is with cereal in the bowl and milk in a seperate cup

Sophie: Holy-