#rwby French toast

[juanarc-thethird]

Be My House Husband p3

At the Vale Summer Fair

Jaune is participating in a cooking competition. This year's theme is barbecue. So he brought along his famous pork ribs covered in a special siracha and barbecue sauce. Plus a few secret ingredients that are valid in the competition rules.

Jaune: *Shaking a little*

Coco: Nervous?

Jaune: Hm? Oh! Coco, I didn't expect to see you here.

Coco: And miss out on a chance to see you, hottie? Not even in dreams.

Normally Jaune would blush at this point and tell her to stop, but he doesn't say anything. Coco stares at him and she can see that he's distracted. His mind is elsewhere.

Coco: Jaune?

Jaune: Oh sorry! Yes?

Coco: Are you okay? *She asks concerned*

Jaune: Y-Yes, I'm totally fine.

Coco: Jaune....

She stares into Jaune's eyes and he sighs.

Jaune: This isn't my first time doing this, actually. I really put a lot of effort into my dish. But I don't think it's enough. I mean, look at the guy over there. He brought a whole pig, the guy over there brought three-meat sausages, and the guy over there…

At that moment Coco took his hand and he stops. He then looks at her and Coco starts talking.

Coco: Jaune, I've eaten your food and I can safely say that you are the best chef I know. There's no way you're going to lose this competition.

Jaune: But the others...

Coco: Forget about the others. In the end, what will decide the winner is not how complicated the dish was, but how tasty it is. So believe in yourself the same way I believe in you, okay?

Jaune stares at her for a few seconds, absorbing every word she said. That calmed him down a bit and with a smile he answers back.

Jaune: You're right, I have to trust in my abilities. Thanks Coco.

Coco: You're welcome, tiger. *She winks at him* Now where are the rest of your friends? I thought I'd run into your team or team RWBY by now.

Jaune: They couldn't come.

Coco: What? Why?

Jaune: They had plans, but that's okay.

Coco: If you say so. Oh! I think the judges are coming. Good luck!

She then gives him two thumbs up and walks away.

Jaune: *Looking at her walk away* Thank you.

The competition continued and after a couple of hours, the judges finally came to a decision. All the contestants are standing on the podium as they await the results. While spectators watch attentively from the stands.

The master of ceremonies together with the judges are in front of the podium. Two of them hold a trophy and a plaque while the other holds the envelope with the winner.

Master of ceremonies: Ladies and Gentlemen's. After a long discussion, the judges came to a decision.

Judge 1: *gives him the envelope*

Master of ceremonies: *He takes an envelope and starts to open it* This year's winner is… *He pulls out the paper and…* Jaune Arc!

Jaune: *Shock* What?

Coco: Heck Yeah!! That's my future husband! WOOHOO!!!

Jaune walks to the center of the podium and receives his first place plaque and trophy.

Judge 1: *Shakes his hand* Congratulations, young man.

The crowd applauds in excitement. People then approach him to congratulate him and talk a little more about his dish. It was a great day for him. As time went by the celebration began to die down and he stepped away from everyone to get some air. He finds an empty bench and sits down.

Jaune: *Sighs*

Coco: I told you you'd win.

Jaune turned to see Coco giving her famous smile. But this time she looked different, Jaune could see how the warm light of the festival made her skin shine like the sunset. Her eyes were so beautiful; dark brown like wood. And her hair, was her hair always looked this nice?

Coco: Hello~ Jaune are you there?

Jaune: *Blushing* Huh?! Oh! Sorry! I was thinking on something else.

Coco: Was it about me?~💕

Jaune: *Red* Huh?!!

Coco: Hahaha, I'm just messing with you. Can I sit beside you?

Jaune: *Looks away* S-Sure.

She sits beside him and looks at the starry sky.

Coco: Today the stars look beautiful, don't you think?

Jaune: *Looks at Coco* I... I think so

Coco: *Looks at him* So how do you plan to celebrate your victory?

Jaune: Um... well, I never thought about that.

Coco: That's what I thought, that's why I took the liberty of calling everyone to tell them about your victory and preparing a table for us at Imos Pizza, your favorite pizzeria. My treat.

Jaune: *Smiles* Thank you, Coco.

Coco: Don't even mention it. Now get up and let's eat.

She stands up but jaune grabs her hand.

Jaune: Wait

Coco: Hm?

Jaune: Before we go I just want to say that… Well… Thank you very much for your help.

Coco: It was nothing.

Jaune: It was something!

Coco was a little surprised by Jaune's raised voice. So she looks at him intently, paying attention to every word.

Jaune: I was so nervous about this competition and I thought my friends would be here to support me. But they couldn't come. But you came and not only helped me with my nerves, but you also trusted me. And that's why I… I…

Coco: *Nervous* (Is he... Is he about to....)

At that moment Coco's phone started ringing.

Coco: Sorry! *She immediately grabs her phone and puts it on silent* Sorry about that. You were saying…

Jaune: I... I want to thank you.

Coco: Just that?

Jaune: Y-Yes...

Coco: O-Ok, so should we go now?

Jaune: After you.

Coco: Ok

As she takes the lead while Jaune walks beside her, Jaune can't stop glancing at Coco and a crazy idea pops into his head.

Coco: By the way, Jaune. *She turns to look at him* What kind of pizza do you wan-!!!

At that moment Coco is kissed by Jaune on the lips. She freezes and a few seconds later Jaune realizes what he did.

Jaune: Sorry! I just wanted to kiss you on the cheek! I didn't mean to kiss you on the lips! Um…! I'll see you at the restaurant!

Jaune ran away, leaving Coco behind. Coco can't believe what just happened, and slowly a huge smile fills her face. Jaune just kissed her.

Coco: *giggling like a school girl* Jaune just kissed me. He freaking kiss me! Today is the best day of my life!!

[brokentrafficknight]

Could you do knight in the crosshairs please and thank you

I didn't recognize this one by name so I'm hopefully not posting the entirely wrong ship lol

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune, Standing alone in a room: There is something I have to say.

Jaune: I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER!

Jaune: ... Waffles are better than pan-

Nora, breaking a wall down: YOU GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY, JAUNEY

Jaune: AAAAAHHH!

[huangzhiming2]

Start a great day with a simple yet delicious breakfast! Crispy toast smeared with fragrant peanut butter, paired with perfectly fried eggs, and a cup of rich black coffee, full of energy in this cup. Let this simple delicacy accompany the first ray of sunshine in the morning and bring you full energy and a good mood! 🍳���☕️

[lilithfairen]

So I found out more about what went on with that RWBY Christmas collab, and while it might be interesting to poke at (and is pretty telling about what went wrong with the collab), that's pretty much old news by now.

Also I could make French toast instead~

[firestormmaidenanddragon]

Oh, hey, it's a bunch of character head-canons I've forgotten. - (Part One? Master List?)

Even though they're not complicated to make, George struggles with instant-foods, like packet noodles with flavour packets.

The Arthur family line has freckles, with Skarloey, they are very faint, while Marie and Arthur Scarlet's are visible.

Like actual bats, the Vampir-Copil being bat faunus would likely have them hibernate or sleep longer in Winter periods.

My idea for Oz & Salem being at odds with each other in the Chibi sketches I did would have had a comedic reason we'd flashback to, like Ozpin forgetting tog et the chicken out the freezer

Because of how he was built, Oliver lacks an Aura of his own, unlike Penny who has some of Pietro's, and (RWBY) Dash who would have some of Ironwood's so Pietro was not straining his body.

Casper ends up with a Grimm dragon as a pet called Torch, likewise, his later younger sister Alice would get a Grimm house-cat, though if I was to play him, Hazel would have had a Grimm mouse called Buttons as company.

A quirk of Alice was her being unintentionally scary, like being caught saying she "can't to see you burn", only for it to be she's making toast or roasted marshmallows.

Jess & Shinobu don't like dogs much, Jess had a nasty scare as a child by an aggressive dog, while Shinobu is like Blake in that being a cat faunus, the reaction is more normal.

Casper & Veronica's daughter is called Victoria, but it's not know what she inherits from her father and his abilities.

Eventually, when working with the heroes, Casper would stop using his "human" appearance guise with blond hair and blue eyes, since the only reason to keep it up is to help get around places without questions of why he looks like that.

Sunny & Angel are supposed to have accents but I've never settled on which, at most, Sunny would have been Australian, while Angel was tied between French and German.

Sunny being barefoot most of the time is mostly due to where she was born and raised being a beach town where questions about a lack of shoes are less of a thing, though her schools had them required as part of the uniform, and didn't allow sandals for things like science or workshop classes where it'd be stupid-dangerous.

Linda is asthmatic, and used to wear braces around two years before she'd end up at Beacon.

Ichigo's designs are based on past lead Kamen Riders in that they're what they'd look like if you took them and made them into clothing pieces, so for his main look, he resembles Kamen Rider 1gou.

Casper would have maybe learned he is not Salem's first child at some point after finding a painting of his mother, Ozma, and their daughters, this would have likely played into his defection.

BluBerry was an android OC who I would have revived to be an assistant to Ironwood, they are effectively non-binary/genderfluid as they composed of the twin AIs, the male Blu, and the female Berry, I would have likely updated the spelling to be BlueBerry proper too.

Venus was originally a villainess and head-villain of her kind, but I ended up liking her being a kind motherly-type, so she was made good, and later, the mother to Casper & Alice in the Mythril universe.

Likewise, Chrome was intended as a dubious-evil character, but the idea with the Authors then became to have them be mostly neutral figures as Mythril's gods.

Had my story been done a little better and not been playing catch up, Oliver as part of Team Salem likely would see him beefing with Tyrian, though for Chibi sketches, it's more Oliver and Tyrian having comedic moments of trying to set the other up into being punished by Salem.

Being androids, Penny, Dash, Rusty, and Oliver can switch off their hearing and sight if they wish.

George's usual pairs of socks have bunnies on them.

In her younger years, Alice would have dressed up Salem and pretended to be a mini-me of her for teddy bear parties.

[hellomelancholic]

You're making me want to watch RWBY, good idea or bad idea? I think it would be neat to see the swordfighting lesbians attack the markipliersona guy.

"is it a good idea to watch RWBY" is one of the most complicated questions possible you could ask me but I will try to keep it short. It is absolutely a good idea to watch IF you can suffer through two (short) seasons worth of stilted animation and writing ranging from shoddy to abysmal while it builds up to the good parts. Knowing what I know about your tastes in media I think you'd enjoy it and when rwby gets good it gets good and it gets REALLY REALLY GOOD at points but oh boy does it make you work for it.

[unlockthelore]

relationship status: unknown, muahaha! nah, it’s because i don’t like talking about my relationships that much.

favorite color: black

3 favorite foods: rice… i totally blanked after rice. french fries are good too. i think i also get really hyped over toast.

song stuck in my head: fear from rwby v7

last song i listened to: spiritfarer theme

last thing i googled: medieval fantasy inn rooms

dream trip: oregon

anything i want: could i have another computer to work with because this one is about ten years old.

i’m only gonna tag @milkgatas . Thanks for tagging me! Hope we can be friends.

[doubleca5t]

Please tell me the #hon hon baguette Eiffel tower tag on that French rwby post is because you've heard the "Yeah Toast!" song before

That is not what that was a reference to but I just looked up the yeah toast song and it’s pretty funny so thanks for the recommendation.

I think I started using “hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower” because I had a friend in college who was what can best be described as a weeaboo but for france and I loved roasting him for it.

[juanarc-thethird]

Could you please make a sequel to the jaune x coco house husband please and thank you

Be My House Husband p2

At the hospital

Coco returned from a mission with her broken arm. It was all thanks to her trying to catch Yatsuhashi. It wasn't one of her best moments.

Nurse: Ok Miss Adel, sit on the bed and one of our specialists will see you soon.

Coco: Thank you.

Nurse: Your welcome.

Coco does as she was instructed and waits. After ten minutes of boredom, someone knocks on the door to notify her of their entry. Coco turns around and her expression changes to joy.

Jaune: *Looking down at the patient's medical clipboard* Good afternoon, my name is Jaune Arc. I'll be his specialist today, Miss… *He looks up in surprise* Adel?

Coco: Hey handsome, how's it going?

She tried to strike a slightly sexy pose, but the movement hurt her broken arm.

Coco: *In pain* Fuck!

Jaune: If I were you, I wouldn't move much.

He places the clipboard on a table, and walks over to examine her arm.

Jaune: I see, your arm is broken and it's also out of place.

Coco: Also add a broken heart. I'm still hurt by your rejection.

She says while dramatizing her sentimental pain like a bad actress.

Jaune: Stop the fooling around, and let me work.

Coco: Oooh~💕 How serious. You look so sexy when you act like that.

Jaune: *Ignores her* Ok this is going to hurt a little, ready?

He takes both ends of the arm and…

Coco: Would it hurt me more than your absence in my bed? ~💕

*CRACK!*

Coco: SON OF A BITCH!!! That hurt.

Jaune: The bone is now in place. *He activates his aura and begins to heal her* Now stay still while I work.

Coco: *Stares at him*

Jaune: What?

Coco: Hm?

Jaune: *Nervous* Why are you looking at me like that?

Coco: Because I love you.

Jaune: *Blushing* I told you to stop. I'm not in the mood for jokes.

Coco: I'm not joking. I mean, how can I not love you? You are brave, humble, you help those in need, and you have a big heart. Falling in love with you was just a matter of time. Please marry me.

Jaune: *Red* O-Ok. You need to stop-!!!!

Coco leaned towards Jaune and kissed him on the lips. Jaune jumps back, surprised at what just happened.

Jaune: *Red* You kissed me!

Coco: I did, did you like it?

Jaune: *He ignores the question while he is flustered* Y-Your arm should heal in a couple of d-d-days.

Coco: Jaune, answer me. Did you like it?

Jaune: I-I have to see other patients. So I-I'll tell the nurse to check on you d-d-during the day, ok?

Coco: Jaune~ Did you like my kiss?

Jaune: I-I-I-I have to go, b-bye!!

Coco: *Smug* He did like it~💕

[transroboteeveegirl]

Technically tagged by @galaxysanctuary so thank you (and I hope you enjoy the totally anonymous asks :3)

Nickname: None.

Gender: Trans girl.

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Birthday: February 8th.

Favorite Bands: Team Dresch, Florence + The Machine, Sleater Kinney, MCR, Pansy Division, more i’m forgetting.

Favorite Single Artists: Pete Seeger, Paul Robeson, Hozier, Phoebe Bridgers, Orville Peck, Cisco Houston, Ewan Maccoll, Phil Ochs, Mavis Staples, Stan Rogers, more i’m forgetting. 

Song Stuck In My Head: Fever by Peggy Lee.

Last Movie: Can’t recall.

Last Show: The Queen’s Gambit

When Did I Create This Blog: 2015, give or take a year. 

What do I post: Politics and whatever special interest i’m most obsessed with at the moment.

Last Thing I Googled: Vegan coffee cake recipe (came out nice). 

Other blogs: A photography sideblog I should delete (most of the pictures are not good).

Do I get asks: Not really.

Why I Chose My URL: I wanted something that would describe me and liked the word eclectic.

Following: 350

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Average Length In Sleep: I wake up a lot, I don’t know if I should count that or not.

Lucky Number: None.

What Am I Wearing: Blue flannel pajama pants and a NASA shirt.

Instruments: I have a bass. I cannot play it yet but hopefully one day.

Dream Job: None really. 

Dream Trip: I’m not sure.

Favorite Food: I like a lot. Tofu menemen, roasted potatoes and oven roasted sourdough toast, drunken noodles, rice, french onion soup.

Nationality: American, unfortunately.

Favorite Song: I couldn’t pick just one. It’s heavily dependent on my mood and what i’ve been listening to lately. 

Last Book Read: A vampire anthology I think. 

Top Three Fictional Universes: Dungeons and Dragons, RWBY, and Star Trek maybe.

[laserdog10]

Personal Questionnaire

So before y’all read this, it’s a little something from Deviantart that @carlottastudios made after a friend tagged her with a set of questions, now I’m answering her set of questions after she tagged me! This is just a personal I thought’d answer hear since idk how to use DA well at all yet, but without further ado time for questions!

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Q1: How is your day going? A1: Very chill, wanted to write today but I got too caught up playing video games since this morning.

Q2: If your eyes could look however you wanted them to, what would they look? I’m not just talking eye color, I’m also talking sclera color, pupil size, eye shape and size, and even number of your eyes. A2: Tough one...if I had to, I’d choose between either teal eyes with a slit, red pupil so I can look like some Aztec demigod, or black sclera with red eyes and slit pupil, that way when I look at people when I’m pissed off, that’s their first warning to “Run the other fucking direction or I’ll bury you six feet under...”

Q3: If you could choose to be hugged by a giant fluffy sabretooth tiger or by 50 kittens, which would you choose? A3: Why...why would you put this, this impossible to choose from, BOTH ARE AMAZING SUGGESTIONS!!! IT’S ONE GIANT FLUFFY BABY VERSUS MANY SMALL FLUFFY BABIES! Uuuuugh, fine, I’d have to go with 50 kittens, I’d give the other option to one of my OCs since her boyfriend can turn into a sabertooth tiger.

Q4: How many OCs do you have? And I mean OCs as in you’ve made for certain franchises, not completely original characters whose stories take place in an original world of your making. I mean OCs for, say, shows like Storm Hawks or Voltron or RWBY or book series like Wings of Fire or Harry Potter and so on. How many OCs like that do you have? A4: Thank for specifying else this post would’ve been so much effing longer than it should have. So, for RWBY I have 36 OCs as in RWBabies, as in completely original OCs I wanna say that’s an additional 15-30 I think? For Voltron I have 5 Palakids, 5 antagonist OCs, and 1 more OC. I actually forgot how many OCs I had for my book series I love, but we’ll say it was a lot!

Q5: Who is your favorite official Disney Princess? A5: A bit of a tie between Rapunzel from Tangled, Tiana from Princess and the Frog, and Merida from Brave. Rapunzel for her journey of discovering herself and the outside world, Tiana for her overall personality, and Merida for being an funny badass angry Scottish girl breaking the norm of all Princess’ have a “Prince Charming” to save them.

Q6: Who is your favorite unofficial Disney Princess? I mean female Disney characters like Meg or Esmerelda who aren’t official Disney princesses but should be. A6: I liked Frozen when it came out and I just learned that Anna and Elsa are NOT official Disney princesses. I like Elsa since she’s a badass queen with ice magic and Anna because she’s an entire dork with half a brain cell but a heart of gold.

Q7: Do you know any 2D animated movies that are very similar to Disney but aren’t actually Disney? A7: Prince of Egypt and Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas definitely come to mind!!!

Q8: Out of the movies you named in the last question, which would you say is your favorite? A8: Sinbad, hands down. Name one badass that went through hell on the open seas with his crew of badass morons, a girl who could kick everyone’s asses, and dog underrated in media to this day, I’ll wait.

Q9: Do you have any crossover ships? A9: Not really but Jack Frost x Elsa seems very fuckin’ cute and I would ship it harder if they interacted!

Q10: Do you have any OC x Canon ships? If so, PLEASE TELL ME NOW! SHARE THE OC X CANON GOODNESS! A10: Cinder Fall x Vlad Caliban. Where do I even begin with them? That I like the idea of someone as cruel as Cinder mellowing out thanks to a man who’s been through a similar hell as her, and they’re trying to fill in the broken pieces of their soul? That I think Cinder deserves to be redeemed and I made an OC that hopelessly hopes to help her and gives her a reason to turn her life around? That I love the dynamic of this gorgeous woman being married to guy who looks like he’s edgier than a razor blade but is actually softer than any known Egyptian cotton and sweeter than a cinnamon roll? I’d go on but you get the picture!

Q11: This is a rather deep question, so I’m sorry if this makes you uncomfortable; have you ever gone to see a therapist or psychiatrist? A11: No, surprisingly enough! I don’t think I have any major issues that need to be sorted out, and I’ve made peace with the minor issues and demons in me, but I wouldn’t mind seeing one if that makes sense?

Q12: What did you have for breakfast this morning? A12: French Toast Sticks!!! X3

Q13: Do you have any ideas for completely original content? Like do you have any ideas for a book series or a video game franchise or a movie or a comic or whatever? A13: My dude, my gal, my buddy, my friend, my home slice, bread slice, buddy chum chum pal amigo, DAWG...you have no idea how goddamn DEEP this question goes. I’ve had several ideas since middle school, several entire WORLDS of OCs with lore, creatures, magic and superpowers, and of course pairings, the whole motherfucking sha-BANG. Since I don’t have to go into mega details for this, I’ll just name all the worlds I have and talk about them some other time:

My Cyber Life

The Underscream City

Poison City

Life of a Shinigami

Land of the Ruin

Crown of Thorns

Code of Vampyrism

These may never see the light of day or be drawn about since I can’t draw for shit lol, but I’ll be glad to talk about these whenever anyone would like to.

Aaaaaand that concludes the questionnaire! Thank you all so much for reading and thank you Carlotta for sending it to me (albeit on a different web platform)!

[razorblade180]

Lasting Embers

[Island of Patch, night time]

Jaune:Psst, Yang? *opening door*

Yujin:*sleeping*Zzzzz

Yang:*rubbing her head* Ssshhh, she’s sleeping.

Jaune:*small smile*......

Yang:Do you have my things?

Jaune*sigh*......by the front door.

Yang:*walking out of the room* Guess I should get ready then huh?

Jaune:Yeah.....*looking at Yujin* I guess so...

[Downstairs]

Yang:*gearing up*......Jaune, I know you want to say something.

Jaune:It’s just....are you sure about this?

Yang:Of course not, but I have to do this. If I don’t then who knows how far this mess will get out of hand. *sigh* how long has it been since the world really needed saving?

Jaune:*leaning against the door* about nine years give or take. Man, where does the time go?

Yang:I know right? Never would’ve thought twenty seven would feel so old.

Jaune:*smirk* What do you mean? Our prime has barely started yet.

Yang:Guess you’re right *hands on hips* I mean when you look this good age starts to be deceiving. Especially after having a kid.

Jaune:Yeah you’re pretty great. Strong, beautiful, and devoted to your four year old. Which is why you shouldn’t be going on this mission.

Yang:Jaune I’ve made up my mind. It has to be done.

Jaune:Then I should be the one going; or at least both of us!

Yang: That doesn’t make the situation better and you know it. Yujin is going to need at least one of us to look after her. We can’t both go running off to play hero.

Jaune:.....

Yang:Hey*cups his face* it’s not like I’m going alone. The gang is getting back together; no criminal is safe when team RWBY is on the job. You know that better than anyone.

Jaune:I know when it comes to things involving Salem, nothing is ever simple. She didn’t exactly go quietly during the final fight. Now we have these radical followers who are committed to following her way of life. They not only know about the relics, but about all of us.

Yang:All the more reason to make our move now before they gain any more following or power. *tying shoes* I don’t have to tell you that this is our best plan; you’re the strategist after all.

Jaune:Did you forget the part of the plan where you don’t come back? That you have guys have to keep them distracted until they’re completely out of the picture.

Yang:......

Jaune:The moment you go after them for real there’s no turning back. It’s all or nothing; just like with Salem. Another secret war with an unknown leader at the helm.

Yang:*opening the door* Whatever it takes. No point in living in this world if you don’t feel safe right? Besides, they’ve already put two of us in the hospital; and killed two more......*red eyes* I can’t let them get away with that.

Jaune:*looks at the floor, clenching fist* Believe me, neither can I. You’re right about this being our best move; I just can’t help but wish we had another one. I’m tired of losing people...

Yang:....Can you do me a favor?

Jaune:What is- *pulled into a deep kiss*

Yang:*Puts her wedding ring in his hand* hold on to this for me till I get back? I’d hate for it to get ruined if I take it.

Jaune :Yang....

Yang:Don’t worry, I promise I’ll comeback. No matter how long it takes. *tearing up* it’s selfish but, wait for me okay?

Jaune:*holds ring tight* always....

Yang:Well....I guess I should be go-

“Mommy?”

Yujin:*standing on the bottom step*

Yang:H...hey sweet heart. *picking her up* what are you doing out of bed?

Yujin:*rubbing her eye* I had a nightmare about a monster.

Yang:A monster? Well there’s no reason to worry. We’d never let a monster hurt you. Not in a million years

Yujin:I know mommy; you’re strong! Hey, why are you all dressed up?

Yang:I...mommy has to go help your aunties with something very important.

Yujin:Okay, will you be back by breakfast? I want French Toast.

Yang:Sorry Yujin, it’s gonna take a long time to get back.

Yujin:Oh.....dinner?

Jaune:*grabbing Yujin* Sorry sweetheart; your mother is going to be gone for awhile. It’s okay though, she’ll come back before you know it.

Yujin:*drops shoulders* Aww, okay. If you say so; does this mean you’ll miss my birthday? It’s months away.

Yang:....tell you what, when I get back I’ll be sure to bring you the greatest present in the whole world.

Yujin:*gasp.* Promise? *holds out pinkie*

Yang:Cross my hearts *wraps pinkie around her’s.*

[Sometime later]

Jaune:*two wedding bands on a silver chain necklace* Yujin!!!! *knocking on the door* are you awake and decent?

Yujin:*groaning* Decent is a yes; awake though....,

Jaune:*walking in* Oh don’t be such a bum. It’s your birthday today for crying out loud.

Yujin:Oh yeah....forgot all about that to be honest.

Jaune:*pulls out a cake from behind the corner. Candles and all* Happy fifteenth birthday Yujin.

Yujin:*small smile and blows out candles*Happy Birthday to me...

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

(Submission)

Hello, my name is Queennie and I’m from Philippines. I am 19 years old and I am interested to be my penpal.

About Queennie:

First of all, I was diagnosed with Autism since birth.

I love dogs so I owned a pet dog named ‘Brinkley’, a shi tsu but also I love cats too.

I love bunnies and butterflies that those 2 became my spirit animals.

My favorite colors are pink, yellow, blue and purple/violet. I also love pastel and glittery ones too.

My talents are: Singing and Dancing.

My favorite subjects are C.L.E., English, Science and M.A.P.E.H.

My hobbies are: Watching TV and YouTube videos, listening to music, reading books, sometimes I wrote stories. I also made picture movies and uploaded it on YouTube. I even played games on my phone. I wish I want to play on Steam (My username is ItaKonaBaekLover) but…one problem is I don’t have a game controller and other games so I might be missing out always. 

I used to have GAMEBOY Advance SP, PSP and Nintendo DS but now I stopped playing it.

My Favorite Games of GAMEBOY Advance SP: Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak and Pokemon Sapphire Version

My Favorite Game of Nintendo DS: Imagine: Ballet Star

My Favorite Game of PSP: LocoRoco, LocoRoco 2 and Naruto Ultimate Ninja Heroes 2. (Did you know I really loved LocoRoco that it was remastered for PS4 and PS4 pro? I really want to play it again because it’s super cute and fun, especially the cute and catchy songs?)

I also played rhythm games:

1. Cytus (2014-2015) 2. Love Live! School Idol Festival (2015-2016) 3. VOEZ (2016 because I uninstalled it because of background app refresh on my iPad.) 4. Cytus 2: I used to be played it using my OPPO Neo 7 but sadly I’d prefer by using a tablet but my old 1st Gen iPad 2 is not working. How I wish I want to buy a new tablet to play Cytus 2 smoothly and without a problem or bug issues. To be honest, I’m better at playing Cytus and Cytus 2 with a tablet than my phone.

Sometimes when I get bored and lonely, I wrote a wishlist that I want so please understand this. And when I’m always bored, I will get sleepy and get back to my nap. 

My favorite foods are anything, sometimes spicy but not too spicy. I hate something raw, slimy or something strange unless it is okay. I also love ice cream, cake, froyo and dark chocolate. I love Starbucks too that my favorites are anything iced, frappuchino and cold brew with sweet cream. I especially love Brown Sugar Milk Tea and I want to try Wintermelon Milk Tea.

My favorite fruits are Mango, Banana, Strawberry, Kiwi and Seedless Grapes..

My favorite flavors of ice cream: Cookies and Cream and Double Dutch. For sundaes, I love hot fudge. I also love Magnum too.

My favorite cakes: Chocolate Cake, Oreo Cheesecake and Tiramisu. I want to try Sansrival, New York style Cheesecake, Carrot Cake and Strawberry Cheesecake

Favorite chocolate treats: M&M’s, KitKat, Butterfinger, Resse’s, Lindt Lindor and Hershey’s miniatures (Mr. Goodman, Krackle, Plain Chocolate and Dark Chocolate).

Other favorite desserts: Donuts, Waffles, Pancakes, Banana Bread, Churros, French Toast, Donuts, Cinnamon Rolls, Pretzels (Crispy Ones), Silvanas, Cream Puffs and Eclairs. 

I used to eat sandwiches with mayonnaise but when I got a stomachache, I don’t like mayonnaise at all. And when it comes to drinking milk, I used to drink milk using powdered ones but now I love to drink milk in 1 liter cartons or what do I mean in liquids. I used to drink juice every recess time at school but I due to the fact that it tastes too sweet, I prefer fresh milk or yogurt drinks. Sometimes I drink Minute Maid fresh Orange juice or a can of pineapple juice for my next baon.

Now here comes my special interests: I love books, Anime, cartoons, Kpop, RWBY, seeing something satisfying like cooking and eating ASMR, cute things and animals, seeing pictures of food, landscapes, skies and rooms. I do watch Kpop unboxing videos on YouTube but on silent mode.

My favorite Anime shows:

1. Naruto/Naruto Shippuden 2. Pokemon 3. Love Live! School Idol Project/ Love Live! Sunshine 4. Cardcaptor Sakura 5. Your Lie in April 6. Studio Ghibli movies 7. Your Name 8. Doraemon 9. And more…

My favorite cartoons:

1. SpongeBob SquarePants 2. Oggy and the Cockroaches 3. Looney Tunes 4. Fairly Odd Parents 5. Running Man Animation (Trivia: It is based on the popular K-Variety/Reality show, 'Running Man’.) 6. Pink Panther 7. VeggieTales 8. And more…

For the movies, I love comedies (Rom-Com, Action Comedy, Drama Comedy), animated movies and of course musicals because when I saw a movie that has singing, I have to keep quiet and keep my eyes peeled to the screen. I don’t like horror, thriller and gore movies because that it will be traumatizing.

Why I love books? It brought me knowledge that everytime I went to school library in both grade school and high school, recess and lunch time cannot be boring especially when there is a book fair from Scholastic. I even read newspapers inside the library as well.

My another interest is I love writing letters all over the world. It’s called penpals. I was started penpaling last August 2018 because I want to stay motivated and not to get even more bored.

My favorite Kpop groups: Super Junior, EXO, NCT, B.A.P. and VIXX. (I started to love Kpop last 2009)

Favorite Biases:

EXO: Baekhyun Super Junior: ALL OF THEM! B.A.P: Yongguk and Daehyun NCT: Yuta, Haechan, Taeyong, Ten VIXX: Ravi and N

Contract me at : kpopandanimelover110@gmail.com so I can send you my address.

[sapphic-sustrai]

Team DMNO Bios: Melanie Hertz.

So, last time I shared the leader of DMNO Douglas Craig’s bio. It’s now time to talk about my yeehaw daughter, Melanie Hertz! If there are any errors, I will go back and fix them eventually.

Previous DMNO Bios:

Douglas Craig.

That being said, more will be underneath the cut.

Full Name: Melanie Celosia Hertz.

Alias: The Sizzlin’ Striker, The Monster Duo {an alias that she shares with Olwen, that was given to them by the Atlas Academy student body}.

Nickname{s}: Mel {used by everyone}, Melly {only used by Douglas}, Buttercup {only used by her father}, Annie {only used by Phlegon}, Flame Brain {only used by Douglas}, Blaze {only used by Olwen}.

Age: 18 {Vol. 1-3}.

Gender: Cis Female.

Race: Highland Cow Faunus, she has cow horns that curve upwards.

D.O.B/Star Sign: August 12th/Leo.

Romantic/Sexual Orientation: Biromantic Demisexual.

Handedness: Right-handed.

Complexion: Tanned.

Height: 5’3 {160cm}, 5’6 {when wearing 3-inch heels}.

Weight: 115lbs {52kg}.

Cup Size: C-Cup.

Body Type: Pear body shape, short, athletic build, medium-length legs, strong leg muscles, small amount of muscle on her arms.

Hairstyle{s}: 

Low-hanging braided pigtails, bangs side swept to the left side {Youth}.

Long-length style, tied into a high ponytail, bangs side swept to the left side {Vol. 1-3}.

Hair Colour{s}: As of right now, honey brown. When she was younger, she had much lighter hair, but it got darker as she got older.

Eye Colour: Hazel.

Aura Colour: Burnt Orange.

Emblem: An outline of a burning heart, with the bottom points separated and curved outwards like a cow’s horns and a miniature heart in the center. The burning heart outline is burnt orange and the miniature heart is honey orange.

Weapon{s}: Blazin’ Buckaroos.

Blazin’ Buckaroos are a pair of buckaroo-style cowboy boots, with a firing mechanism built into them {similar to Yang’s Ember Celica & Mercury’s Talaria}.

The Buckaroos are primarily beige, with honey orange fire designs etched in and mahogany brown bottoms. The branding iron soles are copper, with a rusty look. The spurs of her boots are bronze, with built in flint.

Alongside her kicks, she’ll primarily fire explosive rounds or streams of fire {almost like a flamethrower} from her boots.

Using fire dust, she can heat up the branding irons at the soles of her boots, causing her feet to become searing hot. Clicking the spurs at the back will ignite the boots completely, causing her boots to blaze up for a short amount of time. Combining these two elements is a deadly combination that adds tremendous fire power to Melanie’s kicks.

Dust can be inserted vertically into the two chambers located in the heels of her boots.

The boots are made with a fire-resistant leather.

Types of Dust Used: Primarily fire dust. However, she’ll sometimes use rock dust in tandem with fire, creating a magma element. She’ll also use air dust, allowing her to kick in order to jump higher into the air {it looks as if she’s walking on air}.

Other Equipment: 

Dust Pouch {where she keeps her dust crystals and it’s kept on the right side of her belt. It is hickory brown}.

Fighting Style: Melanie’s fighting style is a combination of Savate {French foot fighting}, aggressive precise kicks, and grapples. Sometimes she’ll incorporate quick jabs as well.

Semblance: Engine Burst - A semblance that allows the user to develop engine-like protrusions made of aura that manifest around her calves. This grants the user increased speed and extra kicking power for a brief period of time. She can only use her semblance in short bursts, otherwise it will cause her legs to lock up for about a minute or two. There are three gears, First, Second & Third. First gear is the standard, Second will give a bit more of a boost, and Third is the semblance’s, “overdrive”, mode. As of right now, Melanie can only access the first two gears, but cannot access the third. She’s attempted once, but this caused her legs to lock up for 24 hours. 

Other Skills, Talents, etc…

Vast knowledge of farm animals & how to take care of them.

Very athletic.

Has good driving skills, thanks to learning how to operate farm equipment at a young age.

Even without the use of her semblance, she’s the fastest member of her team on foot.

Current Affiliation: Atlas Academy

Previous Affiliation: Pharos Academy.

Place of Origin: Vale, in the agricultural district.

Current Occupation{s}: Student, Huntress-in-Training.

Team/Status: DMNO. Currently active, but will become inactive soon after the Fall of Beacon. Won’t be active again for quite some time.

Team Members: Douglas Craig, herself, Norbert Beaufort & Olwen Kunik.

Partner: Olwen Kunik.

Team Role: Melee DPS.

Status: Alive.

Positive Qualities: Optimistic, big-hearted {always willing to lend a hand to those who need it}, passionate, encouraging, nurturing, athletic, protective, daring.

Neutral Qualities: Stubborn, outspoken, dominating, assertive.

Negative Qualities: Impatient, hot-headed {impulsive & a bit reckless}, brash {in a noisy & overbearing way}, overconfident, blunt.

Likes:

Horseback riding.

Apple picking.

Being outdoors.

Knitting.

Going on hikes with friends.

Kickboxing.

Gardening {she loves growing vegetables & flowers specifically}.

Spending time with her niece.

Dislikes:

Green apples {she finds them too bitter}.

Ghosts {she has phasmophobia}.

People who talk trash about their families for no reason {however, she does understand if someone has a bad relationship with their parents}.

People who chew with their mouths open.

She’s not the biggest fan of romantic comedy movies.

She hates it when people make comments about her height.

Favourite...?

Food: Apples {red delicious are her favourite}, breakfast foods {ham & cheese omelettes, hash browns, peanut butter on whole wheat toast, bacon and pancakes are her favourites}.

Drink: Apple cider & orange juice.

Season/Weather: Autumn/sunny & slightly cloudy.

Colour: Marigold & hickory brown.

Animal: Horses.

Movie Genre: Thriller & action movies.

Music Genre: Country & hip-hop.

Relationships:

Ignatius Hertz:

Relationship: Biological Father, good overall, but he can be overprotective of her.

Status: Alive.

Melaina Chastain:

Relationship: Biological Mother, good.

Status: Deceased.

Phlegon Hertz:

Relationship: Biological Older Brother {by 8 years}, good.

Status: Alive.

Ashley Keen:

Relationship: Sister-in-Law, married to her brother, good.

Status: Alive.

Hestia Hertz-Keen:

Relationship: Niece, daughter of Phlegon & Ashley, good.

Status: Alive.

Hephaestus Hertz:

Relationship: Paternal Grandfather, good.

Status: Alive.

Melantha Chastain:

Relationship: Maternal Grandmother, good.

Status: Alive.

Brooke Mathers: 

Relationship: Closest Friend, grew up next door to each other, good.

Status: Alive.

Norbert Beaufort:

Relationship: 2nd Closest Friend, teammate, good.

Status: Alive.

Olwen Kunik:

Relationship: Close Friend, partner, friendly rival, good overall, but sometimes Olwen has to reel her in when she gets, “intense”.

Status: Alive.

Douglas Craig:

Relationship: Close Friend, teammate, good overall, but they do clash often because of their differing personalities.

Status: Alive.

Team RWBY:

Relationship: Friends, good overall, gets along with Yang the best, gets along with Blake the least.

Status: Alive.

Team JNPR:

Relationship: Friends, good overall, gets along with Nora the best, gets along with Ren the least.

Status: Alive {Pyrrha’s alive in this AU}.

Penny Polendina:

Relationship: Friends, good.

Status: Alive, then deceased, then rebuilt and brought back to life.

Ilia Amitola:

Relationship: Friend, crush, they don’t meet until much later on.

Status: Alive.

Early Life {Backstory}:

Melanie was born and raised in the Kingdom of Vale, in the agricultural district.

She grew up on a ranch called, “Woolwood Meadows”, that primarily raises sheep for wool. The ranch was started by Melanie’s paternal grandfather years ago. Her grandfather also started up a forge on the property called, “Hertz Ironworks”.

For most of her life, it’s just been herself, her father Ignatius, and her older brother Phlegon. Ignatius attended Atlas Academy and soon joined the military after graduation. Eventually he decided to settle down with Melaina and take over the ranch from his father, Hephaestus. Phlegon has taken over the forge on the farm and lives on the property with his wife Ashley and their daughter Hestia. Phlegon will eventually inherit the farm when his father retires.

Melanie didn’t know her mother Melaina very well. Her mother passed away when she was around 3 years old. Melaina was a Huntress who sustained fatal injuries while out on a mission. Her death was unexpected and the family took it hard… especially Ignatius. From then onward, he became overprotective of both of his children.

Phlegon decided that he wanted to inherit the farm when he was older, so he wasn’t the one he had to worry about as much. His worry over his son disappeared over time. Melanie on the other hand has always wanted to become a Huntress just like her mother… that worried Ignatius beyond belief and he continued to worry over his daughter’s safety.

It took plenty of convincing and begging from Melanie for Ignatius to allow her to attend a combat school. However, he wanted her to attend a school that was close to home and she would have to call him every weekend to let him know how she’s doing. So, Melanie decided to attend Pharos Academy.

When it came time to pick the next academy that she’d be attending, Melanie wanted to attend Atlas, but her Father wanted Melanie to attend Vale instead because it was closer. This caused the two of them to have the biggest argument that they’ve ever had and they didn’t speak to each other for about a week.

Phlegon stepped in and got the two of them to talk to each other. Ignatius finally opened up about how losing his wife made him fear about what could happen to his children if they weren’t careful. Melanie understood where her father was coming from, but that was no excuse for how he was treating her. Melanie finally told her family that the reason why she wanted to become a huntress was because she wanted to use her strength to protect those that couldn’t protect themselves. She also says that she wants to attend Atlas because it was the school that her father attended in his youth. She states that her two biggest inspirations in her life are her mother & father, that they’re the ones that inspire her to do what’s right.

Ignatius reconciled with his daughter and promised that he was going to try and ease up on his over protectiveness. He supported his daughter’s decision to attend Atlas and Melanie promises that she’ll call home every single weekend to check in. Not because she was instructed to, but because she wants to.

Primary Attire {Youth}:

Baggy Button Up Shirt {honey orange, top two buttons left unbuttoned, long sleeved but they’re rolled up halfway}.

Plain Shirt {daisy white, crew neck, long sleeved}.

Denim Overall Shorts {Blue, with gold buckles, a heart outline was sewn into the front flap}.

Shortie-Style Cowboy Boots {mahogany brown}.

Atlas Academy Uniform:

Melanie pretty much wears the standard Atlas Academy girl’s uniform. The only exception is that she wears her cowboy hat with the uniform.

Primary Attire {Vol. 1-3}:

Bull Rider Cowboy Hat {straw, with a mahogany brown hat band, brim & chin strap, usually wears it whenever it’s hot outside or during battle, when not in use it hangs on her back from the adjustable chin strap around her neck}.

Button-up Blouse {orange & brown plaid, first three buttons are left unbuttoned, short sleeved}.

Henley Shirt {daisy white, top two buttons left unbuttoned, sleeves cut off halfway}.

Leather Horseback Riding Gloves {hickory brown}.

Leather Belt {mahogany brown, with a gold belt buckle, dust pouch hangs from the right side of the belt}.

Denim Dungarees {brown, with mahogany brown straps, gold buckles, with belt loops, her emblem is on the front, the front is left open on the right side, while the right strap hangs from her side, she moves the right strap back on her shoulder during fights, pant legs are always tucked into her boots, 100% flame resistant}.

When not wearing the Blazin’ Buckaroos, she wears a pair of carpenter boots {hickory brown, with beige laces}.

Other Notes About Appearance:

Has dimples.

She doesn’t have a tattoo yet and is still trying to decide what she’d want.

Used to have her ears pierced as a child, hasn’t re-pierced them in a while.

Has a burn mark on her left calf. She was around 10 years old and there was an incident where she accidentally burned herself.

If She Had a Voice it Would Be: Cassandra Lee Morris.

Misc. Trivia:

Melanie’s reasons for making her weapon a pair of cowboy boots was not only because of her fighting style, but also because she finds them very comfortable to wear. She has around 10 pairs of cowboy boots in her closet at home.

On the ranch the family deals with sheep, alpacas and goats. However, each member of the family owns a horse, Melanie’s is named Autumn. There are also the three dogs named Bramble, Hazel & Maize. All of the dogs are Border Collies. Finally, there are the three barn cats named Pumpkin, Butternut & Big Max. All of the cats are all tabby, except for Butternut who’s a Maine Coon.

Melanie can play the fiddle, the banjo, and the guitar. She prefers playing acoustic guitars more than electric because It fits her style more.

She speaks with a strong Southern accent. When talking to someone that she likes {whether it’s platonic or romantic}, she’ll often refer to them as, “Sug”, which is basically the short form of sugar.

Aside from becoming a Huntress, other careers that Melanie has thought about pursuing were professional kick boxer, physical therapist or firefighter.

Melanie’s last name Hertz is derived from the German word herz meaning, “heart”, and was used as a nickname for a big-hearted person. Melanie and most members of her family are often described as some of the most big-hearted individuals in all of Remnant.  

Melanie never skips leg day.

That’s all that I have for Melanie right now! Any comments or critiques would be greatly appreciated and my askbox is always open! I’m thinking that I’ll be posting the next member of DMNO Norbert’s bio in the next few days or at least by next weekend. I’ll be posting again soon, so keep your eye out for it!

[masterweaverx]

The Brunswick Blooper Reel

“I’m not useless!” Maria snapped, waving off Oscar as she turned around. “I’m just a little hard of hearing. And blind without my eyes. And I have a chronic case of arthritis.”

Oscar blinked, staring at her. As she went on, though, a disbelieving grin formed on his face.

“In fact, it might be osteoporosis. And don’t get me started on the menopause! Actually,” Maria mused thoughtfully, “I might have Alzheimer's too, come to think of it, I don’t remember. Who are all you people again?”

By this point Oscar was hiding his laughter behind a glove. The others, just off screen, were not so discrete.

“That bastard!” Yang stepped forward angrily, pointing a demanding finger. “Bring him back!”

“I can’t!” Oscar cried furtively. “It’s not like before, it’s like he’s locked himself deep inside his head! My head? Oh, I hate this!”

“Actually I just went down to the bakery,” Ozpin explained, walking onto the scene with a wide grin. “Apology cookies anyone?”

A series of groans (and scattered laughter) went up, the annoyed director calling for a cut. Ruby eyed the bag in his hand. “You did get strawberry scones, right?”

“Like I would forget them.”

“Sweet!”

The door to the Brunswick farms was locked shut. And then--

*THWACK*

“Ow! F--sh--raaaaarg...”

“Oh wow,” came Ruby’s voice, “that’s one tough door. We did unlock it for this shot, right?”

“I’d be a little more worried about him,” Blake replied. “You alright there?”

Qrow groaned. “Medic....”

“What do you think?” Blake asked seriously.

Ruby solemnly shook her head. “I don’t know. Something doesn’t feel right--”

A shriek came from upstairs--

“Weiss!”

--followed by a loud “GODDAMNIT!” and a laughing “Oh my god, really?”

Blake blinked. “That’s... not in the script--”

Weiss came storming down the stairs, blushing furiously. “Excuse me, I need to go scrub my eyes.”

“I’m sorry!” called a voice from upstairs.

Yang was chuckling as she descended. “Well, I mean, the bed is supposed to have dead people in it anyway--”

Ruby covered her face with her hands, trying to hide her disbelieving grin as Blake groaned. “Again?! Those two...”

“Welp,” Maria quipped, “I guess shooting is done for today.”

“Is this going in the blooper reel?” Blake asked plaintively.

Yang smirked. “Hell yes!”

Ruby descended into embarrassed giggling.

“Tell you what. You keep that fire going, and I’ll find us a story to read.”

Oscar smiled faintly as Maria hobbled over to the bookshelves.

“Oh look! The kama sutra!”

Baffled laughter escaped the boy’s mouth. “Wh--what? Seriously?”

“It’s a good read,” Maria pointed out.

“No, no no, nooooo.” Oscar held up his hands. “Waaaay too young for that!”

“Huh,” Yang mused, “the workshop is getting really good with these puppets.” She poked one of the inert Apathy experimentally. “I mean, these have got to be the creepiest ones yet.”

“Oh yeah,” Blake agreed. “And have you read the script? These things are just terrifying, really.”

Yang turned to her with a nod. “Yeah, I’m glad these aren’t real. I mean, zombie grimm are bad enough, but the whole will-draining thing--”

Bony fingers brushed her shoulder. “BRAAAAAAAINSSSSS...”

Yang spun around, fists at the ready. “GAH WHAT THE--”

“BRAAAAAAAAAAINSSSS!” Ruby repeated, waving the Apathy’s arms around with a huge grin.

Yang lowered her fists with an angry laugh. “Damn it, leave that kind of trolling in Chibi!”

"Hey, I think I found something,” Yang said. She smiled as she looked down at the trailer, her eyes drifting up to the window--and then she let out a horrified gasp.

One which quickly descended into helpless giggles. “Turn, heehee, turn the camera!”

The camera turned to the window. Through it, in the snow, Adam Taurus could be seen... dressed as a belly-dancer and performing actually quite well.

Yang threw the window open. “Damn it, you’re playing a psychopath! You’ve got to stop doing things like this!” She turned to the camera, helplessly gesturing at the man with a grin. “This guy. This guy!”

Blake sighed. “Adam... Adam always knew how to get into--”

“Mrrrw...”

“--how to get into people’s heads, and--”

“Mrrrrooooooow!”

Yang snorted.

Blake glared at her. “Do you think this is funny?”

“I didn’t say that!” Yang protested, desperately trying to hide her amusement.

Blake rolled her eyes, turning to the shelves and spotting the black cat with yet another dead bird at his paws. “I already told you: I am not interested!”

Yang couldn’t hold it back anymore, bursting out in peals of laughter.

With a sigh, Blake turned to the camera. “The glamor of acting, people.”

“Mrrrooooooooow?”

She gestured at the persistent feline. “Can we get my stalker off the set?!”

Yang’s laughter redoubled as she collapsed out of the shot. Blake glowered down, her leg moving slightly and producing a small thnk sound.

“Ow! Okay, hahaha, fair, but, hee, but still, hahahahahaha!”

With one final long-suffering look to the camera, Blake left the shot.

"Ruby, are we... are we really still going to Atlas?”

Ruby turned, a confused horror subtly creeping into her expression. “Weiss, what are you saying?”

“It’s just--”

“~Oooooh let’s go digital! Yeah let’s go--~”

Ruby fumbled with her scroll for a bit, before pressing the answer button. “Uh, hey there!

“Salutations! I just found this convenience store nearby, do you want me to pick something up for you?”

“Oh, that sounds great, um, definitely some trail mix--no beans or seafood--actually, would it be too much of me to ask you to get some subs or something for everyone on the way down?”

“Not at all! Are there any specific orders you would like?”

“I still don’t like mayonnaise,” Weiss interjected.

There was a moment of silence.

“Did I call you in the middle of a shot again?”

“Yeeeeah.” Ruby chuckled. “Sorry--”

“No no no, it’s my fault entirely. I’ll get the food, and I’ll be down in a bit, alright?”

“Alright. Love you!”

“Love you too! See you soon!” The scroll clicked off.

Ruby shook her head. Then she caught sight of Weiss’s look. “What?”

“I’m happy for you,” Weiss assured her with a grin.

Ruby glanced away. “Mmmrngh...” She couldn’t help the corner of her lips twitching upward.

Ruby picked up the golden bottle. Her face contorted with quiet rage, and she flung it away.

It bounced against the wall and started rolling across the ground.

After a moment, Ruby sighed. “It didn’t shatter, did it.”

Four of the Apathy strode on stage, wearing hats and wielding canes as team RWBY expertly puppeted them through a dance routine.

“~Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine, Shrieking skulls will shock your soul and seal your doom tonight! Spooky scary skeletons speak with such a screech, You'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombies shriek!...~”

“We’re all tired,” Oscar pointed out wearily.

“Maybe if we’re all so exhausted we should eat?” Blake suggested.

“Yeah,” Oscar agreed. “A nice bowl of cereal.”

“Pancakes,” Blake added. “Two plates.”

“Crispy bacon, prepared juuuust right.”

“Eggs over easy, on top of french bread.”

“Cinnamon toast.”

“What?”

“It’s cinnamon toast,” Oscar said seriously. “French bread is the baguette.”

“Well, you can use a baguette to make cinnamon toast, right?”

“I mean, sure, but then where does the madness end? Cereal in orange juice? Syrup-slathered ham? Breakfast burritos slathered in chocolate?”

“Actually,” Ruby interjected, “that last one sounds pretty good.”

“I once had a deep-fried stack of pancakes,” Weiss mused. “Not actually that bad.”

“I subscribe to the ‘take five cans of anything, dump in some noodles, and boil it all’ philosophy of cooking,” Yang added.

“You’d be surprised what kind of crazy combinations people can come up with,” Maria added. “Ever hear of muffin pizza?”

Oscar looked at them all in horror. “My god... you’re all insane.”

"Look, we can just drop it in the well,” Yang suggested. “Sure, the Grimm might find it, but it would take time. A year... ten... it may not even happen in our lifeline.”

There was a moment where everyone processed that.

“...Damn it.” Yang facepalmed. “I didn’t even mean to say that!”

“Yarr maties,” Blake growled, “batten down tha hatches, there be a storm a-comin’!”

Weiss snorted. “See, my mind went to ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.’”

Ruby turned to the camera with the biggest of grins. “I’ll take Grimm Studies for three hundred, please!”

“Alright, alright!” Yang rolled her eyes. “Come on, let me give this another take.”

Ruby picked up the golden bottle. Her face contorted with quiet rage, and she flung it away.

It bounced against the wall, landing on its base and waggling to a stop.

Ruby glanced over her shoulder, then turned to the camera with an expression of utter deadpan.

Ruby dropped into the well, shortly after followed by her teammates. She took her scroll and raised it warily... and then moved her thumb with a mischievous smirk.

“~Cause this is THRILLEEEEEER! THRILLER NIGHT! And noone’s gonna save ya from the beast about to strike--~”

Ruby was already dancing and, after an amused glance, the other three joined in. Then Maria moonwalked into the scene with a huge grin.

“Having fun without me, dearies?”

“Woo!” Yang shouted. “Rock it granny!”

She did indeed proceed to rock it.

Maria clutched at the stairs, looking up desperately. “An exit!”

Weiss rushed past her--and ended up knocking her over with a loud THWUMP! She turned around, caught sight of the old woman, and covered her mouth with her hands.

“Oh my gosh, I--I am so sorry!” She walked back down slowly. “Are you alright?”

“...Medic...”

Ruby reached out desperately to her teammate, collapsed in front of the oncoming horde. “Blake...”

Blake looked at her, eyes... glittering with mischief, as she put a hand on her hip and adopted a catlike smirk. “Draw me like one of your french girls.”

Instantly everyone cracked up, one of the Apathy even clapping sarcastically.

“Oh come on, you were all thinking it!”

Ruby picked up the golden bottle. Her face contorted with quiet rage, and she flung it away.

It bounced against the wall and--

"OW! Ow ow ow, damn it!”

Qrow blinked, turning to her. “What? What just happened?”

“The bottle bounced against the wall and hit her head,” Oscar helpfully provided from off-screen.

“The hell? Are these things made of rubber or something?” Qrow gave Ruby a concerned look. “Kid, you okay?”

“I think I’m bleeding,” Ruby reported in amused pain. “Ow. Medic?”

Ruby glared angrily, her teeth clenched as she peered at her foes.

“Aaaaaand cut!”

She turned to the camera with a bright smile. “Now see, that’s going to look a lot more impressive once they edit the silver eye stuff in in post.”

The camera focused on the metal cellar doors, zooming in dramatically on the chain--

--which jerked briefly.

“OW! Damn it, what the hell is that chain made of, adamantium?”

“Uh,” came Blake’s voice, “you doing alright there?”

“It’s an easy shot, they said. Punch open the door, they said! Damn it, I think my hand’s dead.”

“So...” Ruby mused. “Do you need a medic, or a technician?”

“My other fist is still working fine, missy.”

"We need to go!” Ruby cried.

“Not yet,” Weiss decreed, grabbing a bottle off the shelf. She threw it overhand at the cellar...

...and it bounced off the head of an Apathy, landing cork-first on the ground without spilling a drop.

“...What the hell?!”

“I know, right?!”

"They’re called the Apathy,” Maria explained morosely. “They’re not strong, or ferocious, or cunning. They just drain your will--”

The entire trailer suddenly jerked to a stop. A moment later, Bumblebee rolled behind it, engine cutting off.

“You all alright?” Yang asked.

“Yeah,” Ruby sighed. “We’re just going to have to hook this up and start this shot over.”

"Isn’t it obvious, girl?” Maria turned a sad smile on Ruby. “I have silver eyes.”

There was a moment where they all processed that.

“Um...” Ruby held up a finger. “Don’t you mean ‘had?’“

“Oh, I still have them,” Maria replied brightly, “they’re in my pocket here, let me show you!”

Everyone else broke out giggling, Ruby feebly protesting with a wave. “No, ew, gross! I believe you!”