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No we're glossing over the fact the "lyrics" to this boss theme are just "ching chong" and nothing else.

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Mystery Incorporated was goated and I will not hear anything else.

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

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FUCK YES THIS POST GRACED ME!

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Throughout thus entire chapter I was flip flopping back and forth on whether if he was genuinely choosing to be a villain to work for T.O.P.S. or not, and I can't wait to see his (and most specially Anby and Obol Squad's story) pay off.

Oh he's in pain and haunted by the past and it shows

But I'm surprised he's.... so much better of a character than I expected! Instead of an overtly serious character we got Hugo Vlad.

Hugo Vlad, who acts bitter to Lycaon, even to the point of childishness as he can't move on from what happened, and who was not as violent or dismissive towards him as one should after being betrayed and abandoned; rather surprisingly, he behaved more like it was a petty argument at times. Or that look in his eyes by the end of 1.6 story... He trusted Lycaon to do THAT.

Hugo, who says those chuuni like dialogues and has a flair for the dramatic, and it's all part of this mask which hides all the times he accepted the blame for things he'd been innocent, or his pain and this sacrifice he has to make for some "Greater good"

Hugo, who cares for Vivian to the point of pushing her away into safety as he goes to do whatever wreckless thing he's planning to do.

What a good an interesting character we just got.

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I feel Electric damage is a bit wonky and underpowered so I feel Anby's pain on the robot enemies being massive pains in the ass.

Negotiations

Anby:*walks in* I come in peace…

Harumasa:Peace was never an option.

Anby:*holds W engine* I got a spare. Let’s talk.

Harumasa:….

10 minutes later, a table with dramatic lighting

Harumasa:State your offer.

Anby:You can keep Qingyi, and I will willingly concede full Cinema Pulchra, in exchange for priority Trigger privileges.

Harumasa:You work better with Pulchra. Trigger could open up damage windows for both myself and Qingyi.

Anby:You’re being greedy. I refuse this.

Harumasa:I’ll throw in Astra Yao.

Anby:*squints* I underestimated your dedication.

Harumasa:This goes well working with your friend Nichole, right? The three of you don’t need stun windows, but you still gain the option with Pulchra.

Anby:I’m not letting you have two S rank stunners easily. I gave you a better engine. You have disk drive options now! Let’s be reasonable.

Harumasa:…You can still have first pick on Astra. I’m keeping Qingyi, and then how about Trigger remains a free agent at her discretion?

Anby:…As a show of good faith and now hard feelings, I still over Pulchra for your double stun setup and accept these terms.

Harumasa:Let’s shake on it.

The two of them stand up from the table and meet in the middle to properly shake hands. Each of them can feel the other trembling a little.

Anby:sniffles My apologies for my performance as your stunner.

Harumasa:It was never your fault. These giant robots suck!! I hate them so much!

Anby:I hate them too! Good luck.

Harumasa:Same!

Both of them share a hug in mutual, heartfelt hug in dread and trauma over their experiences.

Astra:I’m starting to think their problem was never with each other.

Qingyi:I’m starting to think I’m never going to see Zhu Yuan again.

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Yeah like, Scott for all his flaws got better as a person especially in the animated show.

Shinji? ...the less said about the hospital scene the better.

Who's Worse?

Scott Pilgrim, the protagonist of his own series, VS The World and Takes Off

OR

Shinji Ikari, the hero of the story of Neo Genesis Evangelion?

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I'm going to assume two things. One, you're very young. Two, you've been raised in a conservative family or area. Neither of those things are ones you have any control over. What you can control however, is your disrespectful tone and vitriol. I'm also assuming you're still learning those skills too.

Time to grow up and open your eyes, kid.

A) I'm 23 years old, and even then I know my shit, and I'm learning more of the corruption that Democrats have done to this country and spending money in useless shit has done, so so what if I'm Republican?

B) If my tone hurt your precious little feelings, please see yourself out the door fam, I've learnt plenty, which is ironic considering how you and your party call themselves "the tolerant party" when you have been anything fucking but, so I don't need to point to the poor kid that survived cancer being called a DEI ploy.

Go cry to Mommy Kamala about how you're all being exposed for your bullshit. Calling me disrespectful and vitriolic, Y'ALL WISHED FOR THE DEATH OF A PRESIDENT WHICH IS VERY UN-AMERICAN MIND YOU.

Kiss my proverbial ass and cope lmao.

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I. LOVE. this.

Heroic Invicible Universes

So, this is something that came from talks with my buddy @ordinaryschmuck. See, something that bugged me about both the comics and the TV show is that we see so many evil versions of Invicible, but never any GOOD ones. So, I wanted to come up with some universes where Mark is good. I'd love to hear peoples thoughts on them, any questions, and even see if they have some of their own they want to add. So, here i go.

(Also, these are all based solely on the TV show. If you reblog with your own Alternate Universes, don't use any info from the comics.)

The Baby Boom Universe: In this reality, the event that made the Viltrumite population dwindle (I know what it is, I read the comics) hit even harder than in the main universe, dwindling the Viltrumite population to a little over a dozen. With their resources so finite, Nolan, now named as the new Viltrumite Emperor, made a deal with the Coalition of Planets. He and the other Viltrumites would no longer threaten planets with Invasion and would focus simply on rebuilding their population. And in return, The Coalition force wouldn't wipe out the remaining Viltrumites. Then, each remaining Viltrumite chose a planet to make their host and focus on finding a mate in order to start increasing the Viltrumite population. Just as in the main universe, Nolan met Debbie and fell in love with her. But unlike their, he wanted to have as many children as possible. And so, while Mark was born, he also has an older sister named Angela, a slightly older brother named Kirk, and two younger twin siblings, Oliver and Tabatha. All of them ended up becoming superheroes upon gaining their powers except for Kirk. He's more into drawing superheroes than being onee. (Anissa, Kirk and the twins getting their powers at age 10). They're known as Powerhouse, Omni-Lad and Princess Power.

The Vampire Universe: In this reality, during the Victorian period in England, Humanity entered into a long and protracted war against a species of seemingly unkillable vampires until it was finally ended with a truce. And human and Vampire kind lived side by side. One such Vampire was Debbie Grayson. When she married Nolan, they found that Vampire DNA wasn't as compatible as human DNA, leading their son Mark to be born with both Viltrumite and Vampire abilities and weaknesses. Thus, Mark became the hero known as Eternal, protecting the world and those who walk in both the night and the day.

Warrior Universe: Here, while Viltrumite's were still warriors, they weren't the brutal conquering invaders they were in the main timeline. Instead, Viltrumites in this reality fight for honor, glory and personal satisfaction, similar to Marvel Asgardians. Nolan,in this world, came to Earth to battle the numerous monsters and villains that inhabited it, and raised Mark in the viltrumite strong, warrior culture. As such, this universes Mark is physically larger and stronger, fights with a staff with weights on each end and wears a Viltrumite armor like suit instead of his Invincible Suit.

Lost Universe (This one was suggested by @ordinaryschmuck): In this reality, The Viltrumite's arrived in force a few days after Mark fought Omni-Man. With the planet on the line and no way to avoid the conflict, Mark went in to battle, discarding his morals, restraint and kindness. After a hard fought war, he defeated the Empire.....but it was a phyrric victory, as the battles were so intense they decimated the planet and it's population. Mark was left completely by himself, forced to survive in his now destroyed planet.

GDA Mark: The Debbie of this world was a GDA agent working for Cecil when she met Nolan. Growing up, while Mark was impressed by both his parents, when he didn't seem to show signs of powers, he decided to train to become a GDA agent like his mom. Even after he got his powers and his battle with his father, he stayed working for Cecil, becoming a "Special Operations Operative."

Knight Universe: This universe is more similar to Vox Machina/A D & D type world where there's magic, monsters and dragons. Nolan was once a proud warrior who came from the far off land of Viltrum and was blessed with immense strength, speed, and flight. And his son Mark wished to become a brave adventurer like him, donning armor and, after helping defend his home kingdom with his mighty twin wrist shields, earned the title of "Invicible". But soon, his father revealed himself as a conqueror of his people who'd used dark magic to make themselves mightier than any other force. After an intense battle that ended with his father fleeing, Mark joined a party of adventures to train, and prepare for a war against the empire of the land of Viltrum.

OmniMark Universe: In this world, two major changes occurred. The first was that Omni-Man sacrificed himself to save the world while Mark was only 7 years old. And, the second was that Mark got his powers at 14 rather than 17. This led to Mark taking on the mantle of Omni-Man from his father and joining the Teen Team to hone his skills. Unfortunately, when he turned 17, Anissa arrived on Earth and battled him, revealing both the truth of Mark's father and Viltrum. After the battle, Mark is left shaken, heartbroken at the revelation that his dad had always secretly been a monster....but ultimately decides that if the Omni-Man his father had been was nothing but a lie, then he would be the REAL great hero Nolan had pretended to be. He would BE the Omni-Man his father never was.

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More crack ships if you have any.

I love Yang x Whitley or Yang x Oscar (post a timeskip mind you), and I need to write more of either, but I'd love to see what you crack ship.

Hypothetically, what would be some you all would find interesting to read?

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As usual, Dems and Libtards do anything to make Trump look like Hitler 2.0 because the only argument they have is "Orange Man bad."

Media is incapable of providing context.

Trump's first impeachment, abuse of power, is all but forgotten five years later.

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Let's be real, everyone will be running SS Anby, Harumasa, and Anton together.

Anby: Soldier 0 Anby, reporting for duty. I’m an electric attacker with connecting dual blades that specializes in dash attacks.

Harumasa:Can you…not? There’s a difference between wanting time off and being out of a job.

Anby:There’s room for two of us.

Harumasa:Not when you want everything I do!

Qingyi:Would you like some tea?

Trigger:I would, thank you.

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I don't know what makes it better, the fact that Mr. Krabs WOULD know this stuff and is already mentally prepared for this, or the sudden tone change in Phineas' demeanor after realizing how long he'd be here.

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Boy it better be that extra nasty soap.

I found this in my docs and apparently never posted it.

SOAP

Ruby fiddled with the mechanism of Crescent Rose, trying to pull out a branch that unfortunately got stuck in it. It was always the most annoying part of dealing with a mecha-shift weapon, and she should have been more careful. After ages of trying to pull the foul thing out, she managed to do so. With triumphant laughter, she threw the beast to the ground and stomped on it repeatedly to teach the branch a lesson for hurting her baby. She folded it back into sniper mode and placed it on a stand, heading into the living room. She let herself land onto the couch face first with a groan. Yang took a moment to look up from her scroll before going back to it.

Yang: Tired?

Ruby: Urgh. Yes, that branch was stuck in there. And I have to get some new parts as they are out of date now.

Yang: Are you heading out now?

Ruby let out another groan and shook her head.

Ruby: No, the place I usually get my baby's parts from closes at 7:00. It's 7:14.

Yang: Bummer. Sorry to pile on, but Dad's not coming home on time tonight; he has a lot of work to do.

Ruby: And I don't feel like cooking.

Yang: Me neither. Hey, when Zwei gets back from the Thornbush, we should order from that-

Yang was then interrupted by Zwei kicking the door open with a wide smile on his face.

Zwei: WHAT'S UP, YOU ASS FACE BITCHES! YOU STUPID ASS CUM-SUCKING SLUTS!

Yang suddenly went silent, her mouth becoming a thin line as she slowly turned to stare at her kid brother. Ruby sat up, her mouth agape as she tried to comprehend the AUDACITY Zwei had to say anything like that to his older sister.

Ruby: Yang.

Despite Ruby calling her name, Yang did not turn to look at Ruby, keeping her eyes on Zwei. Her hair slowly started to catch fire, her eyes red as well.

Yang: Yes, Ruby?

Ruby: My ears must not be working correctly. The child, he didn't just refer to us as 'Ass face bitches' and 'Cum-sucking sluts,' did he?

Yang: Hm. No, Ruby, your ears must be working because I heard that too. And what are the chances that both our ears aren't working?

The smile on Zwei's face faltered as it seemed his potty mouth didn't have the intended effect of making his sister laugh like he thought it would. In fact, despite the hot summer day and Yang's hair burning brighter and brighter, it felt oddly cold.

Zwei: U-ummm.

Ruby: Hmmm. Such disrespect and foul language from a child will not be tolerated.

Yang: It will not. Grab him, Ruby, and I'll get the soap.

Zwei: Soap?! Oh no!

Zwei tries to run back outside, but before he could take a step out of the door and use his semblance to boost away, Ruby activates her first turning into a swarm of petals, tripping him. She then turns back into her normal self and grabs him by his ankles, holding him upside down and marches upstairs toward the bathroom. Yang follows as he screams and tries to shake himself from Ruby’s grasp, but her grip on him is too strong.

Ruby: We're gonna wash that filthy mouth out, Zwei.

Zwei: NO WAIT PLEASE I'M SORRY

Yang: Not yet you aren't. We've been too soft on you.

Zwei (scared dog noises)

Qrow comes back to the Xiao Long/Rose household to the sounds of loud screams and sighs. He has a massive hangover and doesn't really feel like dealing with it, but was kicked out of the inn he was staying at due to his semblace breaking the floor, so this is his best option. He steps into the house and walks up the stairs to the sound of the screams.

Qrow: Do you mind keeping it down?

He pauses at the sight of Ruby holding down Zwei as he flails around trying to stop Yang from shoving a bar of soap into his mouth while he screams. All three of them turn to their uncle Qrow, with Zwei mouthing, 'help me!'

Qrow: Wha-

Ruby: He's being punished.

Qrow: Wha-

Yang: He called us a bunch of ass faces and cum sucking sluts.

Qrow simply blinks. He has no idea what on God's earth made Zwei think that was a good idea, given WHO his sisters are, and honestly, the pounding on his head makes him not want to dwell on it. He just lets Yang and Ruby deal with this.

Qrow: Well, just keep it down. I'm gonna sleep on the couch.

Yang: Can do.

Zwei: Uncle Qrow, please don't leave me here!

Qrow: Good night!

Zwei: NO NO NO NO! HELP!

Qrow closes the door on Zwei, leaving the tyke to have his potty mouth scrubbed by his sister. And hopefully, he'll learn a lesson: never curse his sisters out.

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If we're going by normal Pokémon...

Then it's Aron's line.

Because tell me Aggron shouldn't be a Pseudolegendary.

And Larvitar's line.

Cause who doesn't love a Godzilla reference?

As for Legendaries? Groudon, all the way.

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

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Razor singlehandedly keeping the Lancaster community alive after all this time, thank you brother.

Jaune:*scrolling*

Ruby:*lays next to him*….

Jaune:Need something?

Ruby:I’m just staring into the eyes of the man I’m marrying.

Jaune:What do you see?

Ruby:Same thing I always do; my best friend. My first love. My future and countless memories.

Jaune:And you said you were going to struggle with vows.

Ruby:Hehe, I’m definitely gonna freeze in the moment. *rubs his cheek*…. I love you. More than I realize; every single day. *eyes water*

Jaune:Aww. C’mere. *holds her close* You okay? Having big feelings?

Ruby:The biggest. Jaune, I never thought I’d get this far. I never imagined my heart could feel this…full. It’s overflowing and that scares me a little. *holds tightly* I don’t know what I’d do without you.

Jaune:I’m right here. You have been and always will be the light in my life; my living dream. I love you too.

Ruby:I never thought the scary part of our lives would be during the peace we fought for. I don’t want anyone to spoil it. Lately I’ve been going on missions and all I can think is “I hope nothing goes wrong. I don’t want Jaune worrying.”

Jaune:I’m always gonna worry. But I’m also always going to believe in you. Count on it.

Ruby tilted her head up, her eyes looking at everything that seemed to matter. Her cheeks grew redder by the second. Has she always been this much of a softie? Either way, Ruby shut her eyes and felt a warmth press against her lips. It was brief, but returned quickly.

Something about his embrace calmed her nerves. Ruby felt her body sink into Jaune’s arms. When one kiss ended, another began with a little more passion each time. His hands pushed against the back of her spine, sending an alluring chill that warranted a break from his lips regrettably. All the blood had gone to Ruby’s face. The poor girl couldn’t help but get a bit bashful as she rested her forehead against his broad chest.

Ruby:Jaune?

Jaune:Hmm?

Ruby:Can we speed up the wedding date? I’m tired of waiting.

Jaune:That would be disastrous for everyone we invited. Just a few more months then all yours more than ever.

Ruby:Fiiine. I guess you’re right. But…can we at least practice the honeymoon now?

Jaune:*red* You always did say the craziest things. Here, or the bed?

Ruby:Please carry me to bed.

Jaune:*kisses forehead* Sure thing.

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Xiao Long genes are too strong lol.

Strong genetics

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Whitley: I...can see where she gets it from.

Yang, mouth covered in chicken wing bits and BBQ sauce: Wuzzat?

Taiyang: (Sighs) Isn't she the most amazing woman you've ever seen~?

Raven: (Holding hot steak with both hands, Tearing off chucks like some kinda beast)