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I'm archetype test lol.

A collection of confusing and very cursed ads I've gotten on this hellsite lately-

I...I don't even know.

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Nah this is pretty much every type of kaiju lol.

Every* Type of Kaiju

*Not Actually Every Type.

Ay it's the sequel. This was always meant to be 2 parts of a whole, since Kaiju and Mecha as genres have been pretty interconnected.

Once again, this just goes over common tropes I've personally found in kaiju design, but feel free to tell me which types I may have missed. Once again, tell me your favourites down below

[And in case you missed it: the previous chart cataloguing Mecha instead!]

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Shocked you didn't immediately put the Disguised (Transformers) type or Combiners (Voltron & Megazord) type immediately lol.

Every* Type of Mecha

*Not Actually Every Type.

Something I spent WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on lol. This is entirely just riffing off of the many 'kinds' or 'tropes' in mecha design I found. Feel free to suggest more of them.

Might make a document providing examples for each one, but idk. I think most of these are pretty self-explanatory.

Tell me your favourites below

[Update: Here's the sequel to this chart, cataloguing Kaiju instead!]

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CRWBY are just anti-army so of course they have to make the competent general man with good intentions suddenly the BBEG of the Volume.

My opinion on Ironwood

Might as well. I've already rambled about the other main rwde topic

To be honest, I don't really mind Ironwood being an antagonist. What I do mind is how confusing his volume 8 actions are

I'm one of the people who think that Ironwood was foreshadowed as a future antagonist. It was established early on that he does have control issues, and his paranoia was built up with a few scenes here and there up to volume 7

They really built up the idea of this heroic general who's need for control could potentially override his ability to trust those around him depending on the circumstances

In volume 7, I think they handled this concept well. Ironwood's made some morally questionable choices, but these choices are still understandable to a degree. While he did try to manipulate Fria into giving Winter the maiden powers, since two other maiden powers have already been lost, it's understandable to try and give to someone trustworthy. Lying about the Amity Project may have caused some issues, but he knows that Salem's forces have infiltrated kingdoms before, so it makes sense to be a little secretive. Abandoning Mantle is not a decision I would agree with, but it is tactically sound to save who you can if saving everyone is not an option

His actions, aside from shooting Oscar, are understandable whether or not you agree with them

This is why I've referred to him as an antagonist, but not as a villain so far. He's making choices the heroes disagree with, but Ironwood himself is not a villainous force during volume 7

The problem with volume 8 is that they pushed him into a second villain role. There's really no internal logic to his actions and he's far more malicious about the harm he causes than before

Trying to guilt Penny into helping him is disagreeable, but it makes sense in context. However, having Watts hack her system and not expecting that to backfire was stupid. I may not care about Sleet, but why did Ironwood feel the need to kill him exactly? And threatening to drop a bomb on Mantle just feels out of character

Ironwood's fatal flaws are that he can only trust himself which leads to his desperate need for control and that he's too focused on the big picture to acknowledge those suffering in the moment. However, he's still supposed to have good intentions. Volume 7's final conflict was that they couldn't agree whether or not saving everyone was worth the risk of losing everyone. Mantle is not his priority, but he didn't enjoy putting pressure on them

He seemed really remorseful when Nora called him on it, but now he's willing to blow the whole place to smithereens

None of these actions make sense with the flaws they've built up during the series. That's why it feels out of character to me. He shouldn't be willing to trust Watts. Continued apathy towards Mantle makes sense, but being willing to destroy them does not

Ironwood could stay as an antagonist force contrasting Team RWBY without being a villainous force and I would've preferred if they stuck with that

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The fact that the only viable way to easily beat Doppelganger Jane is with Caesar's parry, or have Jane yourself to accurately counteract Doppelganger Jane.

Me: *casually plays ZZZ*

ZZZ: And here’s a leveled up doppelgänger Jane Doe!

Me:

They gotta make more bosses asap. It’s giving “fight Gepard again” and “we put Maguu Kenki in the abyss”

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Thorns are worse than Wasps? That's a tall order considering the Wasps made a Vtuber drop her reaction series to RWBY because of her saying she doesn't like BB and called her homophobic.

If I may yap. The thorns are fucking annoying, probably worse than the wasps.

Yet it's funny how they will trash talk any other ruby and/or Weiss ship (especially ones involving jaune and Oscar) yet the moment someone says anything bad about white rose the thorns throw a fucking tantrum.

Like I'm sorry your favorite ship is getting shit on, but you kinda deserved it. But also.. ugh it's just kinda annoying seeing the thorns be fucking problem children because that just creates a cycle of consistently pissing the other off, and while I'm glad not every white rose fan is a thorn and I'm extremely glad most Jaune ship fans aren't pieces of shit there's still going to be people who feel like being a problem and it's just exhausting.

I apologize I'm just spitting nonsense but quite frankly I'm just done with toxic shippers to the point it's almost fucking tempting to go subatomic but meh. That's my garbage, have a good day my friend.

As the late, great Stan Lee once stated, " 'Nuff said!"

But yeah, I feel like there will always be those fans who never learned the adage; "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".

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I have seen people theorizing she's essentially a cat dragon, so her hoarding shiny stuff by funny compulsive interest instinct.

What headcanons do you have for phrosphera?

My own Phosphera Headcanons!!!

(AN: Since Legendary scrapped her from GxK, I decided to add some little details about her)

Scientific Research:

Phosphera believed to be an Angel descended from the Sun God Horus and has her own worshippers back from BC.

Her iridescent feathered wings marked as one of the most fascinating beauty of the Egyptians (due to the colors rainging from red, gold, blue, and green).

She is a secluded Titan and is unknown about her whereabouts (Monarch theorizes she comes from the Hollow Earth in migration when fall comes).

Phosphera has also joined in the Titan War, who happens to be the Protector of the human civilization, including the Iwis.

No one knows where she was until today. Phosphera did not respond in King Ghidorah's Alpha Call in 2019.

There are some rare sightings about Phosphera's form seen flying from the Hollow Earth, though it may have to be confirmed.

Headcanon Interaction:

Phosphera respects Godzilla as the true King of the Monsters, she even loves chatting to the Queen of the Monsters, Mothra.

On Titan War, Ni was fascinated by Phosphera's astounding beauty and wants to claim her, but due to Ichi's decision about their job, he obeys him, on a condition that after killing all of the Titans who opposed him, they will claim Phosphera as their own, to Godzilla's disgust and anger.

She is haughty and sometimes really nice to meet those who are kind to her. She hates being untidy by herself.

A chatterbox and a huge gossiper, able to spread good information, and even inconsistent stuff that made the Titans want to time out of this.

She has no plans on becoming an Alpha.

She and Mothra were friendly rivals.

Phosphera typically loves hot seasons, especially summer.

Music is her primarily favorite past times when the humans presented her with offerings and prayers.

According to Phosphera, she dislikes Rodan because of his roguish attitude. Worse was Ni Ghidorah, who attempted to mate her.

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Sega, you've been cooking as of late, a new Silver game better burn down the whole kitchen with how good it'll be...

Silver’s turn to suffer next…?

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The Silver Campaign is comedy gold.

Salem: I'm going to destroy all of Atlas! There'll be nothing left! It- It'll be-

Salem: Y'know what? Better idea! I'm gonna be the landlord of Atlas! Like a real villain! Rent is going to be increased by a diabolical 5%!

Jacques: Oh, well, we were going to increase it by 10%.

Salem: WHAT THE FUCK?! That shit's, like, EVIL evil!

Ironwood: What the fuck, Jacques?

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Neptune when he finally rolls a Nat 20 on Persuasion.

Weiss: I need a guy who's refined! Sophisticated! And more... romantic!

Neptune: Well, hey... I get off at eight~.

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Yeah pretty much this, Cinder has two attachments to two characters, and that is without a doubt Ruby and Jaune.

If you disagree? Cope I guess lmfao.

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😂

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I've only seen the video of him restoring people's eyesight, I should've known everything about him was too good to be true.

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Oh Carmine, sweetie, you should know enough anime by now that the second generation challenging their parents never goes well. 😁

Inspiration

Ruby:Yo-yo?

Carmine:Hmm?

Ruby:Ren told me you paid a visit to him for some training. Said you did pretty good.

Carmine:Not really. Stances were okay but aura manipulation is weird. Probably won’t rely on it too much.

Ruby:Seems like you’re drawing inspiration from everyone you can. If that the case, I have something for you.

The reapers reveals a long weapon’s case. She puts in the ground in front of her daughter and taps it with her foot, causing it to open up. Two curved blades lay brightly inside. Their detail is so intricate in the engravings and design. It’s obvious they’re meant to combine. Carmine picks them up to find they have little heft to them but are drastically lighter than her own sword. She might as well be holding nothing.

Carmine:Wow, these are crazy looking. Not necessarily my style but I can see how they could be useful.

Ruby:They’re what Cinder uses.

Carmine:…….What? How did y-

Ruby:These are replicas I made and trust me when I say they’re identical. If you put them together then it can fire arrows.

Carmine:Why would you ever make these?

Ruby:Because, my little huntress, I can be as petty and spiteful as anyone else when pushed far enough. Use these on patrol and missions for the next month; study them well. Utility, movement, reach, all that you can.

Carmine:“Know thy enemy” right? I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting this from you considering our differing views on how to handle the situation.

Ruby:I made a vow to you the day you were born that I will be a mom before a huntress when it came to making sure my family was safe. I still plan on finding and taking out Cinder myself, but if for some reason you find her first or she finds you, then by all means, give her every layer of hell you can.

Carmine:I don’t suppose you’ve made me a parasol blade too?

Ruby:If only that’s all it took to learn Neo’s moves. I mean this, just avoid her. She’s at least a three person job and two of them need to hate her.

Carmine:Heh, okay then. Mind if we go a few rounds then?

Ruby:…It’s better if you ask Ren?

Carmine:C’mon. I know you don’t like training me but-

Ruby:No, it not that. I just���I might go too hard if you’re using those.

Carmine:So? Honestly you’d be doing me a favor. Everyone always talks about how intense you can get, all the stories of your passion and hardcore moments. I don’t get to see that. I actually feel weird for never seeing you angry. I get angry all the time!

Ruby:Sweetie, what kind of a parent would I be if I took out repressed rage on my child in a sparring match?

Carmine:…Better than Raven. Better than your mom too.

Ruby:!? Wha-

Carmine:I think you’re pretty cool, despite everything that’s happened. We always try to our feelings out but honestly it never really works well. I get you’re trying to be an example, but it’s okay if normal being a mom doesn’t come as naturally as a huntress. Mix both. I don’t care. I kinda need both. I mean if I can survive you then Cinder would be easier by comparison. Plus…it’s not like I could stop myself from swinging at you seriously either.

Ruby:Did you..are you saying I piss you off?

Carmine:You’re my mom. Every daughter gets pissed at their mom.

Ruby:That’s not…inaccurate. Sigh Are we really doing this?

Carmine:Are my eyes silver? *points blade out* Well, Mrs. Hero? Show me why Cinder is too chicken face you head on!

Ruby:Fine, but name a restaurant first. You may think I prefer being huntsman 24/7 but I’d like to have some regular quality time with my daughter after this.

Carmine:Hmmm, how about your home cooking?

Ruby:…*smiles* Deal.

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Seeing Sebastian from Evil Within on here makes me happy.

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Lol, lmao even.

@rwby-encrusted-blog Tadaa

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Bull-fuckin-shit Shiva you are batshit insane.

OC Test- Body Count

Line up from most to least. Discuss among yourself.

Everyone:*looks at Mona*

Mona:That’s rude.

Carmine:It’s honest.

Lucas:Didn’t you say you work as uhhh, woman of the night?

Mona:I don’t say this often, but I appreciate your choice of words.

Jael:Isn’t this test a little weird? Aren’t most of us like…innocent?

Sienna:That should make it pretty easy.

Mona

Sparrow- 13

Canary- 7

Jacquelyn-6

Sienna -4

Serenity & Peach -3

Aero-2

Carmine -1

The rest- 0

Veronica:Well that was pretty basic.

Results incorrect. Try again.

Everyone:….

Yujin:Do you have something to admit, Tenzen?

Tenzen:Why do you assume it’s me!?

Summer:Guys? I’m pretty sure they meant murder.

Everyone:…..

Mona:I demand an apology.

Jacquelyn:Welp, I’m just gonna hop to the front.

Sienna:I think I beat you.

Jacquelyn:You’ve killed a village worth of people?

Sienna:…So I suppose I’m second.

Lucas:Can we talk about how Serenity has slept with three people and never brought it up?

Serenity:Focus! Things are happening.

Peach:*squints* So you’re not surprised at all that I have slept with three people?

Lucas:Peach, we should be focusing. There’s killers here.

Summer:So do I have zero, or one?

Eliza:I don’t think your situation counts.

Nick:I do. You get 0.5 at minimum.

Valerie:Then there’s what you did to Shiva. That has to bump it to one.

Summer:Does the death of an ego truly count?

Veronica:When you actually blast it, yes.

Summer:….I don’t like this test.

Jacquelyn- At least 80

Sienna- roughly 35

Canary- 30

Serenity-around 19

Carmine-14

Mona-4.5

Peach-3

Sparrow -2

Tenzen & Jael- 1 (Debatable)

Summer- 1

The rest- 0

Everyone: *looks at Serenity*

Serenity:*sips soda* Just finalize the results.

Answer is acceptable.

Summer:Wack!

Nick:Be happy they aren’t counting attempts.

Aero:Can we talk about how the actress has more confirmed kills than the hardcore huntress?

Serenity:Hey, bad things happen.

Carmine:It’ll change soon enough.

Kovu:It shouldn’t.

Carmine:But it’s gonna!

Jael:Cultist?

Tenzen:Cultist.

Canary:Cultists?

Sienna:And extremists.

Yujin:(Maybe I shouldn’t complain about my life?)

Lucas:*pats Peach on the head*

Peach:This is a weird reaction.

Lucas:The results were “acceptable” not objectively correct. In my opinion, you’re at zero.

Peach:Yeah? Well…I beg to differ.

Eliza:Are you going to defend yourself?

Sparrow:Pfft, no. I’m a sailor and pirates exist. Shit happens.

[Meanwhile, in the other void]

Dustin:Did you bother to keep count?

Sobek:Do you count how much trash you burn?

Dustin:Fair enough. How about you?

Shiva:Meh, those memories are long gone. Unlike you two though, I’m not crazy. *leans back* I’m a sea dog. Shit happens.

Results inconclusive