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Could you please make a sequel to the jaune x coco house husband please and thank you
Be My House Husband p2
At the hospital
Coco returned from a mission with her broken arm. It was all thanks to her trying to catch Yatsuhashi. It wasn't one of her best moments.
Nurse: Ok Miss Adel, sit on the bed and one of our specialists will see you soon.
Coco: Thank you.
Nurse: Your welcome.
Coco does as she was instructed and waits. After ten minutes of boredom, someone knocks on the door to notify her of their entry. Coco turns around and her expression changes to joy.
Jaune: *Looking down at the patient's medical clipboard* Good afternoon, my name is Jaune Arc. I'll be his specialist today, Missā¦ *He looks up in surprise* Adel?
Coco: Hey handsome, how's it going?
She tried to strike a slightly sexy pose, but the movement hurt her broken arm.
Coco: *In pain* Fuck!
Jaune: If I were you, I wouldn't move much.
He places the clipboard on a table, and walks over to examine her arm.
Jaune: I see, your arm is broken and it's also out of place.
Coco: Also add a broken heart. I'm still hurt by your rejection.
She says while dramatizing her sentimental pain like a bad actress.
Jaune: Stop the fooling around, and let me work.
Coco: Oooh~š How serious. You look so sexy when you act like that.
Jaune: *Ignores her* Ok this is going to hurt a little, ready?
He takes both ends of the arm andā¦
Coco: Would it hurt me more than your absence in my bed? ~š
*CRACK!*
Coco: SON OF A BITCH!!! That hurt.
Jaune: The bone is now in place. *He activates his aura and begins to heal her* Now stay still while I work.
Coco: *Stares at him*
Jaune: What?
Coco: Hm?
Jaune: *Nervous* Why are you looking at me like that?
Coco: Because I love you.
Jaune: *Blushing* I told you to stop. I'm not in the mood for jokes.
Coco: I'm not joking. I mean, how can I not love you? You are brave, humble, you help those in need, and you have a big heart. Falling in love with you was just a matter of time. Please marry me.
Jaune: *Red* O-Ok. You need to stop-!!!!
Coco leaned towards Jaune and kissed him on the lips. Jaune jumps back, surprised at what just happened.
Jaune: *Red* You kissed me!
Coco: I did, did you like it?
Jaune: *He ignores the question while he is flustered* Y-Your arm should heal in a couple of d-d-days.
Coco: Jaune, answer me. Did you like it?
Jaune: I-I have to see other patients. So I-I'll tell the nurse to check on you d-d-during the day, ok?
Coco: Jaune~ Did you like my kiss?
Jaune: I-I-I-I have to go, b-bye!!
Coco: *Smug* He did like it~š
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Fashion in Rust
Coco: Okay, Glynda... Ruby ask us for us to pass our judgement on how fashionable the, Rusted Knight is.
Glynda: I'm not sure what's more outrageous; The fact that, The Rusted Knight is real, or that we have to do a fashion test on him.
Coco: I don't get it either, but Ruby has adamant on us doing this.
Glynda: I don't know why she was so insistent on us doing that. She must know something we don't.
Coco: Must be... Only question know is what does she know that we don't...?
~~~
Coco: Okay! Where is the, Rusted Knight!
Glynda: We, Beacon's Fashion Trio, minus one member who is missing, are here to render judgement on the, Rusted Knights taste in fashion!
Coco: So, prepare to face our judgment Rusted... Knight...?
GC: ...
Coco: Damn...
Glynda: Oh... I uhhh... I did not expect him to be so... Ravishing~!
Coco: I read the, Ever After as a child... but, gods damn! I knew the, Rusted Knight was considered handsome. But, I didn't expect him to be so hot!
Glynda: Okay, lets do this... We can do this...
Coco: Can we?!
Glynda: Yes we can do...?!
: Oh? Why hello there...
Coco: FUUUUUCK! He sounds hot too?!
Glynda: This is so not fair!
: It's very nice to see you again, Glynda.
Glynda: Y-You know who I am?
: And, you know me.
Glynda: I do?
: And, hello to you as well, Coco. It's nice to see you as well.
Coco: You know who I am too? How...?
: Well... Beacon's Fashion Trio is united again. So tell me, how did I fair?
Coco: Perfect! You look fantastic!
Glynda: And, very attractive! No, wait? What do you mean by, ' again?'
: Oh yes, the helmet... Let me...
: Ahh... That's better...
Glynda: No way...
Coco: Holy fuck... Jaune?!
Jaune: Yeah, it's me, Jaune Arc... I am the, Rusted Knight.
Glynda: Oh...
Coco: Okay... Uhhh... First off it's nice to see you're alive, Jaune!
Glynda: Absoutly wonderful to know you're still with us!
Coco: But, uhh... T-The fashion trio needs to take a sidebar!
Jaune: Alright then.
~~~
Coco: Okay.. Jaune's freaking hot!
Glynda: There is no doubt about that!
Coco: I admit, I always that, Jaune was attractive, I even fantasized about us doing it a few times.
Glynda: I admit, so did as well. Why, I often imagined, Jaune taking me on my desk, or playing out naughty teacher student fantasies with him.
Coco: That's hot... But, gods damn! He went from seven to a twelve in an instant!
Glynda: That rugged beard, and the fox tail fit him so well!
Coco: And, he became such a hot silver fox on top of that! I want to fuck him so bad!
Glynda: So do I!
Coco: ...
Glynda: ...
Coco: We're going to fuck him aren't we?
Glynda: Absolutely.
Coco: Fuck yes!
~~~
Coco: Jaune we've made our judgement!
Jaune: Oh, and how did I do?
Glynda: You're so hot that we've decided to fuck you.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: B-Beg pardon...?
Coco: we're going to have sex. Now.
Jaune: N-Now...?
Glynda: Now~!
Jaune: ...
Jaune Alright then~!
///
Why you may ask?
Because it was requested.
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Coco: *monitoring Pyrrha from an unmarked CFVY surveillance van and coaching Pyrrha by radio* ā¦okay, just like we practiced. Here he comes!
Pyrrha: *hides earpiece under her hair* Hello, Jauneā¦!
Jaune: Hm? Oh, hey Pyrrha.
Coco: Now ask him to explain the lore of Bloodborne!
Pyrrha: Why would I want to know about that?
Coco: You wouldnāt! Ask anyway!
Pyrrha: šāāļø
Pyrrha: Jaune, can you explain the lore of āBloodborneā to me?
Jaune: REALLY?! Okay! š¤©
Jaune: *starts rattling off the deep, dense lore of Bloodborne, including the DLC and optional chalice dungeons*
Pyrrha: Coco, now look what you did, he wonāt shut up! š«
Coco: Thatās normal! Keep nodding along!
Jaune: *pauses* ā¦you know, Pyr, Weiss never asked me about my interests! I feel so close to you right now! You know what? Youāre my favorite person in this whole school! š„°
Pyrrha: Do I shove his face up my skirt now? š
Coco: Third date!
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Velvet: Coco, I've noticed you've been hanging with Jaune a lot lately
Coco: Well, he is a fun guy to talk to about things along with other things~
Velvet: like what?
Coco: I'll show you *Takes Velvet to a love hotel where they meet Jaune in one of the rooms*
*Velvet was on Her knees blindfolded as Coco guided her bun-bun to pleasure the Arc treasure that was Jaune's long dick*
Coco: That's it Velvet, make sure every inch is wet and ready for when he gives us our reward~
Velvet: *Continues to bob her head back and forth on Jaune's dick enjoying it as her panties slowly become soaked*
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crosshares i drew while listening to after the fall
#rwby#velvet scarlatina#coco adel#jaune arc#crosshares#velvet x coco#coco x velvet#and jaune is third wheeling and being his usual annoying self
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Theodore: She can't stay in this academy
Jaune: Who?
Theodore: She
Theodore pointed to Neo
Jaune: Ask you
Everything in the room fell silent. Yang was the only one who started laughing.
Theodore: I must remind you that you are talking to the Headmaster of this academy
Jaune: So what do you have to say about her, dear Headmaster?
Jaune pointed to Raven.
( The epilogue of v9 was "released" but the episode wasn't even finished, it was still in the storyboarding process, I don't consider it an epilogue, it's just something to draw attention to itself )
Jaune: And her
Jaune pointed to Esmeralda.
Jaune: Let's not forget them
Jaune pointed out to the RWBY team that, in the eyes of the people of Atlas, they were responsible for the destruction of the kingdom.
Jaune: You know, you're a bit of a hypocrite, 7 criminals in your school and you still complain about my wife. And who came up with the idea of calling her
Jaune pointed at Raven without looking directly at her.
Oscar/Ozpin: I
Jaune: Why am I not surprised, your incompetence has no Ozma
Weiss: Jaune!
Jaune: Me lying? His incompetence knows no bounds, he was in charge of Beacon and Beacon fell, he had important information when we were in Atlas but he didn't open his damn mouth!
Jaune: We've lost the relic of creation, the relic of knowledge is useless, Vacuo has become the favorite destination for Grimms and we have 1 maiden who wants to kill us and 2 missing maidens
Jaune: So I ask if anyone, ANYONE! had a plan, so said
Jaune looked at everyone, he looked at team RWBY, Qrow, Winter, Marrow Amin leader of Ace Operatives, Coco leader of CFYV and other leaders of elite hunting teams.
Vanitas Lunarblue.
Vanitas: So, boy, what are your plans?
Jaune: Wow, let's use the relic of destruction
This surprised everyone, and those who had just learned about the relics were shocked.
Vanitas: Let's see who will use the sword that can destroy the world
Jaune: Ren
Ren himself was shocked.
Ren: Why me
Jaune: You told me yourself that you've improved your Semblance, you told me yourself that you can suppress your emotions for hours now
Jaune: If you don't depend on your emotions then only reason will remain, and besides, I trust you. I know you well enough to know that you wouldn't let innocent people suffer
Ren was happy with his former leader's words.
Neo with his Semblance made a pile of papers appear on the table.
Jaune: I had some extra time and did a little study and now the Army of Atlas will serve as a line of defense and transport, they will enter combat unless it is strangely necessary, the focus will now be on protecting and better Vacuo
Jaune: About Nightmares Grimms. With only the VATC (Vatican) team, they are the only ones who can face these monsters and leaving only one is too risky, the CYFV team will help them in the battles
Jaune: Other teams like SSSN and others, I first need to know which areas they are good at.
Jaune turned his gaze to the RWBY team.
Jaune: Ruby, you'll be away from the battlefields and will work in weapons maintenance, your weapons creation and repair will be put to good use. Yang and Weiss both go to work as aides to the Atlas military. Blake, you and your Faunus features are going as vigilantes.
Blake: This is racism
Jaune: Blame God for creating the black night sky. Salem is going after the relics. We need to get in touch with Headmistress Glynda as soon as possible
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Coco:...
Jaune:...
Coco:...
Jaune:...
Coco: tell no one.
Jaune: who would believe me?
Coco: enough idiots to go around. Just don't say anything.
Jaune: got it
Next day...
Jaune: Coco, I swear I didn't say a thing! I don't know how that came out-
Coco: take a chill pill, I told people.
Jaune....why??!
Coco: I like to brag, what can I say?
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The Lottery...
Sequestered away in their dorm all of team RWBY stood facing a small wooden table, on which sat a special jar that would soon be used to decide their futures...
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Yang: So...
Blake: So...
Ruby: Okay?
Weiss: (sighing) You do understand this right? This is a lottery to decided our futures. the choices we draw will be our ultimate destinies...
Yang: But it's just filled with random people's names? How is that...
Weiss: It JUST will!
Blake: Who is going first?
Ruby: I guess I will?
Ruby walks up to the jar turns her head, puts her hand inside and rummages around before withdrawing a single slip of paper.
Yang: She BETTER not get Cardin... or I'll
Weiss: He and the rest of CRDL have not be included... so relax. Who did you get Ruby?
Ruby: (Slowly opens the slip of paper and her eyes go wide) NO! She'll EAT ME ALIVE!!!
Blake: Ruby?
Yang: Rubes!! I won't let that happen! Whose name...
Ruby: Coco...
Yang : (Looks to Blake) I can see it.
Ruby: Yang?
Weiss: Blake.
Blake takes a deep breath and proceeds to emulate Ruby's previous actions, before withdrawing her own slip of paper.
Blake: (Smiles seductively and gives Yang a wink) I'm happy... and Yang?
Yang: Yes?
Blake: Don't bother... you're taken. (Show's Yang the slip revealing Yang's name.) Ara Ara.
Weiss: Please wait until we leave the room.
Yang: Guess you just you left Weiss-cream.
Weiss steps up to the jar and slips her hand in. After some rummaging she pulls out a slip, and then opens it.
Weiss: I can deal with this, though it will take some work to convince them...
Blake / Yang / Ruby: Them?
Weiss: Yes them. (Weiss shows her team her slip)
"Jaune Arc & Pyrrha Nikos"
Yang: How did you...
Weiss: Ta ta... I have a husband and wife to court.
Weiss walks out the door...
Yang: Do you...
Blake: Possibly...
Ruby: I'm so scared right now...
Yang: Rubes she used a handbag minigun...
Ruby's eyes go wide with excitement, and she vanished out in a whirlwind of rose petals.
Yang: Now that we're all al...
Jaune: SAVE YOURSELF PYR!!! SHE'S GOT ME! SAVE YOURSELF!!!
Pyrrha: I'LL COME BACK WITH HELP!!!
Weiss: YOU'RE MINE TOO NIKOS! YOU'RE MINE TOO!!
Yang: Maybe we should...
Blake: Go to Vale for the night?
Jaune: PYRRHA NO!!!
Pyrrha: JAUNE RUN...
Weiss: NOT A CHANCE ARC! NOW! LET'S US ALL GET BETTER ACQUAINTED!! YOU'LL BE MEETING MY FAMILY SOON!
Jaune / Pyrrha : HELP!!!
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Jaune arc but he has the Is knowledge a memory of john m browning You know the man who made the machine gun that's been in the service of the US military for ninety years and the 1911 Is and the trunch gun atlas will beg him to make them a gun
Jaune arc or as he was known John m browning or at least thatās what he thinks having the memories of some other guy but thatās not important what is, is that he is currently in the beacon forge making something
Jaune: ok ok this is going to be amazing
He puts the finishing touches on his new weapon
Jaune: ok ok letās use that mechashift stuff the ruby taught me
He finally puts it together what seems to be a cube
Tossing it the box shifts in midair to form a mounted turret as it hits the ground it latches to it
Jaune: this is so awesome
Grabbing the handles he aims at the targets and fires
The gun goes off spectacularly firing multiple heavy rounds in a matter of seconds
Jaune: oh ya this is going to be good
Ruby: uhā¦..
Jaune hearing the voice turns to see Ruby but her face is deep red
Ruby: marry me
The door to the forge was busted open by one winter schnee
Winter: no he will marry me and his invention shall be the pinnacle of atlas technology
Then walks in coco adel
Coco: you think you can get that to fit in a hand bag
Jaune: maybe
Coco: ya no heās mine
Ruby: wait I know what to do
Winter: we canāt cut him in half and split him
Ruby: what the fudge thatās not even close to what I was going to say. Ahem well my dad had my mom and yangs mom so why donāt we just share jaune
Winter ponders this: hmm maybe we can
Coco: ya as much as I would like to have his gun Iām not one for Sharing
Meanwhile
Pyrrha: AAAAAHHHH
Nora: what the hell
Pyrrha: someoneās after my man
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Creamer
Coco: Hey Jaune, can you help me get a drink?
Jaune: Are you sure? Last time you had trouble handling it......
Coco: Yes, Iām sure, or I wouldnāt be asking. Now you gonna help?
Jaune: Yes of course, letās go.
*Somewhere else in private*
Coco down on her knees: Dang Jaune! What did you do to this, itās gotten bigger!
*Cocoās astonished by Jaunesā size*
Jaune embarrassingly: Cāmon Coco itās not that b-
Coco: SUSH!!!!! You will take that compliment and like it! Now quite.... Please?
With quite in the air now, Coco gets to work. As before her was Jauneās semi-hard cock. It had been a while since their last encounter that she had seen it. Coco reached for Jauneās length, gently wrapping her hand around its girth and slowly starting to stroke it, earning a soft moan from Jaune.
She loved that; she loved hearing his moans as he would always try to muffle it. As she slowly increased her speed she could feel his cock getting bigger, a hunger was building in her, one she knew would be satisfied.
She pulled in close to his length and gave it a soft kiss on the tip. But she couldnāt stop there, she moved down his length kissing every inch, till she reached his base and she wanted more. Coco reached for the buckle of his pants and undid them, and letting his pants drop to his heels freeing his balls. She gave them a good long lick, dragging them up and down and across those full orbs. Leaning in she engulfed those orbs in her mouth giving them good suck, and letting them go with a *pop*.
Jaune was beside himself, keeping himself steady while Coco was working her magic as she slobbered his cock and balls. He looked down and was greeted by the sight of Coco making eye contact with him. She held her gaze while working her mouth on his balls and stroking his cock. Coco went at it for bit longer to get him all hard and erect while she still held eye contact.
Now her mission was done he was all erect, his massive member throbbing, she got under it and held Jauneās cock on her face. It was an intoxicating feeling that massive, hot, girthy rod on her face. She pulled herself back, getting a good look at the cock, and then to Jaune. āAlright Jaune, be rough, be vigorous, use my throat like you used me last time. Be fierce, tiger.ā Coco cooed while she hooked her mouth, prying it open.
Jaune stepped forward aiming his cock at Cocoās open mouth and nodded, āRemember, three tapsā he spoke gently and Coco nodded back.
Jaune rested his hands on Cocoās head and grabbing her hair as well getting a good grip; and slowly started pulling her closer. His tip being met by her tongue and then by her mouth, wet and hot were all he could feel as inch my inch his cock made its way in Cocoās mouth and down her throat. Jaune was slightly surprised that she was taking it so well, and with a quick jerk forward Coco swallowed all of Jauneās cock down to its base and his balls resting on her chin. Thankfully Jaune had been good to keep himself trimmed and for that Coco stretched her tongue under Jauneās shaft giving his balls a quick lick. Jaune perked up quickly at that sensation and a small smile escaped, he knew what to do. He slowly pulled Cocoās head back his cock now covered and glistening with her saliva, and before his tip left her mouth he plunged his entire length back down her throat with a strong thrust. Back and forth he went with his thrusts making sure to bury his cock in her throat, accompanied by the slap of flesh from his balls hitting Cocoās chin. It was an amazing feeling, her hot, wet throat surrounding his cock as he face fucked her, it was intoxicating. So much so that he increased his pace thrusting hard, he could see tears running the sides of her cheeks, but she didnāt gag; Coco certainly had worked on her gag reflex to take Jauneās cock. Minutes had gone by and he kept going, and she just took it, and Jaune felt a tingle in his loins. āIām gonna cum soon.ā He let her know and her response was to just grip his thighs firmly as Jaune hammered away, and true enough he was at his limit, āCUMMING!!!ā Jaune roared as he pulled Cocoās head in, his cock balls deep in her as he let loose his hot seed down her throat, wave after wave of cum washed down her throat. Coco pushed her face in more into his groin as she swallowed his semen, she wrapped her arms around his legs as Jaune continued pumping cum down her throat and she happily swallowed it all filling her belly with the thick Arc seed. As his pumps slowed Coco unwrapped her arms and reached for Jauneās balls massaging them as she gave his cock a final suck, draining the cum from his family jewels. Coco kept his cock in her mouth keeping it warm before Jaune started slowly pulling back. Coco didnāt want to let it go, but she had to as they had places to be, so she let go of his cock with *pop*.
āYou alright?ā Jaune asked while running a hand through her hair, Coco nodded. āDo you want to lick it clean?ā He asked, and Coco perked up excitement in her eyes. Extending her tongue out and started lick his cock up, running her tongue up and down getting the sweet mix of saliva and cum, and in minutes Jauneās cock was cleaned as she gulped down the last of his cum. āWell, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.ā Jaune said while pulling up his pants and buckling them, āOh, I did, Tigerā Coco winked as she licked her lips. āGood, Iām going to meet up with Yang for our match, want me to call you later?ā Jaune asked as he fixed his clothing. āYou could knock instead.ā Coco replied. Jaune stopped for a moment his brain processing what Coco just said, but before he could respond she slapped his ass, āGo, you donāt want to keep Yang waiting.ā Jaune opened the door and before he readied himself to sprint, he turned to face Coco, āWait, youāre not going to say good luck?ā he asked. Coco smirked, āYou donāt need luck, tiger.ā Jauneās ears turned red, turned back around and ran. Coco kept her eyes on his bubble butt as he ran out of sight. āGood luck, tiger.ā She whispered to herself. Coco reached for her pocket mirror and a wet wipe and got rid of all the evidence of this encounter, she gave herself one final look over and left with a spring in her step.
āTiger, eh?ā Coco froze in place hearing that all to familiar voice. She turned around to see a very familiar face. āHey Vel.ā Coco paused. āHow much of that did you hear?ā She asked. āAll of it.ā Velvet responded.
āOh.ā Coco acknowledged āWell then.ā she paused, āDonāt tell Nora.ā
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Gift Wrapping Accident.
Late at night
Coco returns to her room and sees Jaune tangled in gift ribbons on top of the bed and can't move.
Coco:...
Jaune: Hey... I tried to prepare our friends' gifts ,but I accidentally got tangledā¦ Hehehe *He laughs nervously*
Coco:...
Jaune: *Nervous* Can you help me?
Coco: *Locks the door behind her*
Jaune: Why are you looking at me like that?
Coco: *She licks her lips as she gets closer to him*
Jaune: Wait! Hold on! We still need to wrap more presents!
Coco: *Grabs his pants* That can wait.
Jaune: *Puppy eyes* Coco, please...
Coco: *Smiles* You looks so cute when you beg. *She unzips his pants*
Jaune: Coco please! COCO!
She opens her mouth andā¦
Coco: Hmm~š *Slurp!*
Jaune: Oh god!~š
He didn't get a wink of sleep that night
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I'm Too Expensive For You
Coco: Jaune?
Jaune: Yes?
Coco: How much do you think I cost?
Jaune: First off you're expensive, that's a given...
Coco: Naturally of course.
Jaune: But, what is the context about all of this? Because, if this is about what I think it is, I'm going to be very upset.
Coco: Do you seriously think I'd ask how much I would charge if I was a hooker?!
Coco: I was going to ask how much a I'd cost as a, Mistress.
Jaune: A: That's the same fucking thing. B: A lot.
Coco: so, how much would you pay to have sex with me?
Jaune: Do I seriously have to answer that...?
Coco: Because, Cardin tried to 'buy' me, so I'm curious how much I'm worth.
Jaune: Oh so that's why, Cardin was wedged into a tree...
Jaune: Haa... A pair of boots.
Coco: ...
Coco: You seriously think you could buy me... with a pair of boots...?
Jaune: If they were these boots I bet you would.
Coco: ...
Coco: Well that's not fair; I'm your wife you don't have to buy me for sex. Just ask, and I'm up for a tumble. Or, where something stylish, you know how that get my motor going.
Jaune: See it's expensive, because it's either a really attractive outfit, or...?!
Jaune: Wait... 'Your wife?' Coco, you're not my wife, because I gave you a pair of boots.
Coco: Why not?! Those boots can totally be used for a marriage proposal! So, give me the boots, Mr. Adel!
Jaune: Okay, Missy! You do not get the boots as a marriage proposal, that's what the engagement ring I got you is for! And, you are taking my last name, Mrs. Arc!
Coco: ...
Coco: Y-You got an engagement ring...?
Jaune: Yeah. Yeah I did.
Coco: So... y-you're going to ask me... t-to marry you...?
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Yes.
Coco: If I say yes... does that mean I'll eventually get those boots...?
Jaune: I'll give you the boots if you take my last name...?
Coco: ...
Coco: Coco Adel Arc...? Hmmm... It does roll of the tongue~!
Jaune: So then, Mrs. Coco Adel Arc, do you want the boots, or the ring first. Because, you get the shoes first!
Coco: W-Why not the ring?!
Jaune: Because... Nora swiped it... And, she won't tell me where it... Coco...? Coco, why is, Gianduja in it's weapon form!?
Coco: That bitch stole my wedding ring! I'm gonna get my ring, and my man so help me Gods!!!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: Fuck she is so hot...
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Coco: Arc, Iāve got to say that since Beacon youāve really improved your look, but with one exceptionā¦that haircut.
Jaune: What can I say? Pyrrha likes it and she lets me have sex with her, so Iām gonna go with her opinion on the matter. š
Coco: ā¦well, when you put it THAT wayā¦š¤
#rwby#jaune arc#coco adel#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#the hairstyle discourse has resurfaced#and it reminded me of the argument about my hair with my mom
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Why you never flirt with Jaune's sisters wife
Coco: Hey there sexy, you looking for a good time~?
Terra: I'm sorry? I'm married
Saphron: Yeah, to ME.
Coco: Come on, we all could have some fun together~
*Jaune walks over wearing a black jacket, a white shirt and jeans*
Jaune: hey sis, oh hey Coco what's going on?
Saphron: Your friend is flirting with Terra.
Coco: *Feels the intense glare from Jaune* Jaune we can talk about this right?
Jaune: Sure, Coco and i will be back in a few. *Takes Coco's hand and brings her to a private room and pins her to the wall and glares into her brown eyes* So you think you can just flirt with my sisters wife?
Coco: I-Im sorr- MPNM!
*Jaune kisses Coco while running his hands onto her ass and giving her rear a squeeze causing Coco to melt into the kiss*
*After a few moments Coco is facing from Jaune, her jeans and thong pulled down as she moans like a wild whore*
Coco: f-f-fuck~! I'm sorry it won't happy again Daddy~! Please keep using me I'll be a good girl, I promise~!
Jaune: I don't know, only good girls get rewards but you've been nothing but bad-*Smacks her ass* -And rude to my sister and her wife. Maybe I should just stop using your pussy as punishment.
Coco: N-No please don't stop ill be good, I'll apologize just keep fucking me please~!
Jaune: *He smirks and keeps railing her pussy much to the delight of Coco who had her tounge sticking out of her mouth as her ass jiggled from the thrusts from Jaune and her breasts bounced.*
*Jaune slams deep into Coco's pussy and cums causing her legs to shake as he pulls out and pulls up his boxers and pants and slaps her ass once more.*
Jaune: Now pull up your pants so you can apologize.
*Coco does so with zero hesitation and walked with Jaune back to saphron and Terra.*
Coco: I'm very sorry for my behavior it won't happy again *She says feeling Jaune's hand on her left ass cheek rubbing it.*
Saphron: it's fine just glad you learned your lesson, see you two later *Walks away with Terra, while having her hand on her wife's chocolate ass.*
(Credit to @fatallybsessedart @fatallyobsessednsfw @evenmorefatallyobsessed for the picture I used)
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Also mind the grammar mistakes was never my strong suit and thank you for your time have a good day
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Coco: That'd be for me.
Blake: Wait- Coco? But I thought you and Velvet we're like... y'know?
Coco: Oh, yes we are. But we sometimes like to experiment.
Blake: *Walks into Beacon's lost and found*
Secretary: Hello, can I help you?
Blake: I'm looking for my copy of L- *Notices the Jaune body pillow propped up amongst the lost items*
Secretary: Noticed the body pillow? Yeah, someone must've ordered it. There's a shop in the city that makes them.
Blake: ...Why?
Secretary: Because people pay for it I guess. Though really the better question is why the groin area is so worn out on this one.
Blake: ...
(Who do you think is the true owner?)
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#blake belladonna#imagine your jaune ship#imagine your ship#rwby french roast#coco adel#coco x jaune
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