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So I was watching an older Bravely Default video because I was feeling nostalgic and I noticed something that never mattered before

This freak knew Zetta Flare! Is this the first time it was used!? This game predates KH3 and FF16

Why are two of strongest beings in existence no taller than 4 feet? Also why can the Bravely Crew tank a Zeta Flare!?

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The desire to write a Chiori birthday prompt is there, but the energy is not.

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Yang:New rule! No making out in the lounge area!

Everyone:*looks at Ruby and Jaune*

Ruby:You can do it too if you want.

Nora:Woooo!

Yang:No, don’t agree with her.

Weiss:I don’t really care that much.

Ren:It doesn’t seem to really bother anyone.

Jaune:I’m surprised you and Blake don’t do it more often.

Yang:Because it actually does bother a certain person!

Ruby:The difference between you and I is I’m only kissing. Instead of getting extra touchy.

Blake:*red* Sorry. That’s my bad.

Ren:I have seen you look particularly conflicted before, Ruby.

Ruby:It’s not what you think! At the time they were just so loud that I played around with the idea of grabbing a spray bottle. Then I remembered Blake was a cat, so that wouldn’t right. I would come off as Weiss seeing Sun for the first time.

Weiss:…

Nora:Not defending yourself?

Weiss:They know what’s in my heart now.

Blake:We knew what was in your heart then too.

Weiss:That’s it. Don’t think I won’t find him and start making out in the lounge too. I can make this weird for everyone!

Nora:At this rate we’ll all just be making out with each other, hehe.

Everyone:….

Nora:

Nora:Oh so now the lines gone too far!? *pouts* Sometimes you guys are so lame.

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So did Namine make a doll version of herself and put it in a cage to add to her own self loathing, or did Larxene walk in one day and go, “guess what I got you~” and proceeded to be a heinous person by bringing the doll AND the cage.

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Delivery from the Deliverer

Stelle:*messes with Chrono Anchor* Hello? Helloooo?

Herta: *appears* What? This is fragile equipment. Be gentle. Did you find something out.

Stelle:Just more of the same. I… uhh..

Herta:Little one, out with it. The connection won’t last forever.

Stelle:I just…didn’t get the chance to ask about everyone last time.

Herta:And by everyone you mean disaster number two? For what I know, he’s providing whatever he can to Welt and Sunday. He’s doing his part like everyone else; like you should be.

Stelle:Y-You’re right. Sorry… I should focus on what’s in front of me. I’ll see h- them again.

Herta:…Well? You’ve already established the connection with me. If there’s anything you want to say, do it before it’s wasted.

xxxxxxx

Caelus:*reading logs*

Herta:*appears* Little one!

Caelus:Ah!

Herta:Oooh? Brushing up on Genius and Intellitron history? Do yourself a favor and focus on Scepter related events, key players in it, and anything notable that sticks out to you from a combat standpoint.

Caelus:Okay. Sure? Is there something you n-

Herta:Listen carefully, because I’m only going to say this once.

Caelus:…?

Herta: “You better not be slacking off. I’m tagging you in the first chance I get. Until then…I’ll keep blazing ahead; knowing we’ll meet again.”

He didn’t say anything, but it didn’t stop a lump from forming in his throat and his vision steadily blurry. Caelus looked down at the floor, gathering himself. He didn’t expect Herta to suddenly pat his head.

Caelus:!?

Herta:What? Is it so surprising a genius like myself can read a room? Honestly, wouldn’t it be better to focus how despite everything, you could still receive such a childish message from her? You’re fretting over nothing.

Caelus:..Thank you, Madam Herta. *looks up* Truly, a genius.

Herta:Enough with the flattery. Shouldn’t you be learning right now?

Caelus:Right! *goes back to reading*

Herta left as quickly as she appeared, sighing at the experience that just unfolded. Playing messenger was not what she signed up for.

Screwllum: You handled that wonderfully.

Herta:Do me a favor Screwy, and answer calls first from now on. After all, you’re better suited for that kind of stuff to begin with.

Screwllum:You say that but I fear I would’ve said too much. Matters that invoke tears are always difficult.

Herta:I stopped him before the waterworks got bad.

Screwllum:Yes, but he wasn’t the only one who cried, was he?

Herta:….Even a “Deliverer” feels fatigue. If you ask me, Lygus out did himself. One person bearing the world really might be the most destructive act a person can do. Even so, when it comes to beating the odds, nobody does it quite like those two disasters. *smiles*

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I don’t know why by I really like the idea of Ifa wearing a shirt that says “Save a saurian” on the front and “Ride a gun” on the back.

While Chasca owns a shirt saying “Save a saurian” on the back and “Ride a vet” on the the front.

No matter how you read the shirts separately or together, people unfortunately understand the logic.

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[Abyss]

Bandits:Prepare for-

Ineffa:Commencing Operation Inuzuna

Koko and Yae: *place totems*

Dark clouds appear, bathing everything in lightning without mercy.

Bandits:WAIT-

“Eternity’s creed:

Lightning rules above all else

Will you brave its glow?”

Kazuha:*draws his blade*

[Meanwhile, on the other side]

Mavukia:..Imagine if the last thing you heard before you blacked out was a haiku.

Dehya:I’d retire.

Xilonen:I wouldn’t tell anyone.

Mualani:To be honest, I probably wouldn’t realize it was a haiku.

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Thinking about how Lucy and Alice are basically Weiss Schnee if you split her trauma and traits in two. What makes this hilarious to me is Alice most definitely had loving and yet fights with the aggression of a loan shark.

10 stabs in the blink of an eye is crazy work for someone who thought their father died in a car accident for most of their life. Lucy and Weiss swinging with the weight of abusive fathers behind their strikes. Alice has a surfing flashback and it’s the sweetest thing ever. 😂

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I am unfortunately back at it again with a sequel…

Me:I’m gonna write a simple one chapter story primarily involving two characters because I think it would be cute and I wanna practice a fight scene anyway.

Also me:

My imagination is a prison that others mistake for an art museum.

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Weiss:Jaune? May I have a kiss? Life is annoying right now.

Jaune:Only if you don’t mind sardines. I literally just ate lunch.

Weiss:Hmm, I’ve tasted harsher flavors.

Yang:*slowly turns head*…

Weiss:Yes, I’m talking about your cooking.

Yang:That’s not- hey! Fuck you! My cooking is awesome! Ask Ruby!

Ruby:Ask your girlfriend. You need someone inclined to lie for this.

Blake:You have an over seasoning problem.

Ruby:Damn, all alone.

Jaune:I appreciate your cooking.

Yang:That’s because you’re dating Weiss.

Weiss:That might be the most damage you’ve inflicted on something in a while.

Yang:Are you implying I’m getting soft!? I always do damage! I was cleaning house in the Ever After.

Ruby:Technically the only thing you killed there was me.

WBYJ:….

Ruby:….

Ruby:Guys, we gotta learn to laugh at it just a little bit. Hahaha, please?

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Chasca:Aether, Mualani and I have a question for you. Feel free to not answer if you can’t.

Aether:That’s ominous. What’s up?

Mualani:*points to bar*

Mavuika and Venti: *15 shots deep*

Chasca:Rivaling the Pyro Archon is not an ordinary feat.

Aether:Is this really what is about to lead to what I think it is?

Mualani:I mean…there’s also the fact he strutted through the Mare Javari, and teleported us out with the power of wind. Sooooo is he…y’know?

Aether:I cannot confirm nor deny what you two are thinking.

Chasca:Fair enough.

Aether reaches into his bag and pulls out a picture he took in front of one of Mondstat’s Statue of the Seven. He calmly revealed a second photo of him in front of Natlan’s, then put both of them back in his bag.

Mualani:Huh…ya know I never questioned why Mavuika looked so similar to the statue, but now that I think about it…

Chasca:Before we learned everything in the war, I just assumed she modeled her appearance after it to pay homage.

Aether:Heh, now that you say that…I think I’m starting to see why more people don’t ask questions. Anyways, feel free to draw your conclusions. Venti is Venti at the end of the day.

Mualani: Prayers be to Barbatos

Venti:*perks up* H-Huh? *looks around*

Chasca:Welp….

Aether:Someone, cut him off for the night!

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Do you think Furina has ever asked Lyney, Lynette, or Freminet about potential ammunition she could use against Arlecchino if she has to deal with her again?

Nah, she’s probably asked for some kind of early warning system so that she could leave Fontaine before Arlecchino gets there. Furina is not built for that kind of confrontation.

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I’ll never understand why when companies break the rules, they choose to break the more dangerous ones that are less of a rule and more of a necessity.

Oh you want to move all the chemicals in a damp room with no proper ventilation? Interesting.

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And I stand by it! The Society needs a mandatory head count every century. If you don’t check in on purpose, you go on Polka’s list.

People should mad at the Genius Society at least half as much as the IPC. Taxes and shady business deals suck, but there’s no emanator turning people into apes for research, or making an equation to kill organic life. I know they rarely talk or interact between each other, but if I’m in the same group as you, you can’t be trying to destroy the cosmos. IPC members can get fired 💀😂

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Question, i know Aether has his best friends from each nation, like Yoimiya, Shenhe, Dehya, etc. but, does Paimon has best buddies from each nation? or does she shares best friends with Aether?

I like to think she gets along with Master Diluc very well and despite her attitude, actually adores Venti.

Xiangling is easily her kindred spirit in Liyue. Foodies stick together. Especially when they love slimes.

Unfortunately she wouldn’t trade Itto for a bag of chips like she protests. That’s birthday bestie. She also likes Ayato, but that’s because he’s also charming like Diluc.

Unfortunately she wouldn’t trade her reading time with Al Haitham and it deeply upsets her. If Paimon is an ancient god, she might think twice about being evil thanks to that man.

Live laugh love Navia. No brain cells. All sugar and action. Paimon also has a slight Furina fondness due to constant proximity and food. Will she ever say she’s like sister? Probably not.

Like everyone else, Kachina is a precious gem everyone appreciates deeply. On a vibe level, Varesa might actually be a long lost sister.

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Now I’m not saying Stygian Onslaught is enjoyable for me, but I will say Pompey smacking with a wheel that takes all my health isn’t making me feel any better in any convincible way.💀

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Lygus continues the trend of HSR antagonist that refuses to look like a punk under any circumstances. That man was giddy to hurt someone. Cocolia, Phantylia, Golpherwood, Sunday, and Hoolay would be proud. Even with his eyes covered, his attitude said, “oh you think this is a game? Give me a reason to swing. I don’t care what they call you.”

He was genuinely excited to show us Phainon’s dream fall apart. He’s such a bitch, I love him. 😂