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Emerald And Jaune are making out on a couch, Emerald straddling Jaune
Jaune: *Pulls away, breathing heavily* Wow you're really Int-
Jaune: *Jumping up* AH! PENNY!
Penny: Salutations!
Emerald: *Picking herself off the floor* Ow- How long were you there for?!?
Penny: Two Minutes.
Jaune: Were- Were you just watching Us?
Penny: Yes!
Emerald: Why?!?!?
Penny: I am interested in learning more about physical intimacy, and figured that you would not mind my observation, given you are in an open, public area.
Jaune: That's ... Fair enough I suppose.
Emerald: In the future, Ask whoever you're watching. Or JUST Don't watch!
Penny: Understood! I apologize for overstepping the boundaries, and will not do so in the future!
Jaune: So ... Is there anything else you wanted?
Penny: Might I join you for a time?
Emerald: What? Like a Threesome?
Penny: If you mean the Three of us engaging in a romantic or sexual act of intimacy together, Yes!
Emerald: *Looks to Jaune*
Jaune: ... *Shrugs* I mean, I don't see why not if you don't.
Emerald: Then I guess you can Penny.
Penny: Sensational!
~Several Hours later~
Ruby: JAUNE! PENNY! EMERALD! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!
Jaune: *Chugging a 5-Gal Jug of Powerade* Hey Rubes. Me and Emerald accidentally awakened Penny's libido.
Jaune: I suspect I have 6 to 12 seconds before she finds me again or Emerald tags out.
Thieve's Respite Wraps around Jaune's midsection
Jaune: I figured. I would suggest leaving the are for your own innocence. If you don't see me in Six Hours, have emergency fluids ready.
Jaune: *Getting yanked back* AAAH-
#rwby#jaune arc#ruby rose#rwby shitpost#penny polendina#emerald sustrai#topaz#rwby topaz#arculus rift#circuitbreaker#rwby circuitbreaker#robotic knight#rwby robotic knight#kyber knight#steel jewel#rwby steel jewel
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Pony palettes part 2
#rwby#mlp#white knight#frozen steel#rosegarden#sundial#88 days#family jewels#portbleck#bad news#cherry tree#counter cloqwise
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rwby cupids booth pt 34
SpringThyme (Robyn's pov)
SpringThyme (Fionas pov)
The ship name is so cute plus I think they are like so adorable they just give me like pining but yearning, but in a wholesome way
Spumone (Neos pov)
Spumone (Emeralds pov)
I can't exactly explain this feeling but think of youthful meets playful meets fucked up. I think these two have a sense of nostalgic memory in them that meets dark.
Steadfast (Harriet's pov)
Steadfast (Elms pov)
let them cook i swear.
Steel Jewel (Emeralds pov)
Steel Jewel (Penny's pov)
this would be the ship that suprised everyone because it's out of left field and I think everyone would be so worried that it won't work out that it causes it not to work out.
Stockholm Syndrome (Ravens pov)
Stockholm Syndrome (Weiss is pov)
I think like their ship name suggests these two would just not be the best fit unless they are in that one timeline where everything goes realistically right for them too.
#Spotify#rwby#weiss schnee#raven branwen#penny polendina#emerald sustrai#elm ederne#harriet bree#fiona thyme#robyn hill#neopolitian (rwby)
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y’all this is how they will first meet *LAUGHS IN RAREPAIR*
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#ilia amitola#emerald sustrai#rwby#rainbow quartz#jewel lizard#like what's their ship name even LMAO#anyway this is like set after all the shit has gone down and they're all in vacuo chillin#stealing from the frosen steel server: emerald was taught to steal wallet not hearts jfksjdfjsdfl#also ilia is probably skilled at flirting you never know /lh#krita#kyrin's art#kyrin's fanart#fan illust#rwby: fanart#blake belladonna
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A dream game of mine
These are the ideas I often come up with for a dream game, and it just combines so many elements from different things I've played or watched videos of into one huge and crazy thing that would be amazing to see and play. It's pretty much a pipe dream in this lifetime of mine but I can't help but imagine it. So without anymore stalling, here's all my ramblings about it.
I would just really love a game like Skyrim is, but just... more. Like Skyrim has a bunch of the adventure/exploration elements I love in a game, but I didn't think it had enough diversity in scenery and it all felt cold because of the part of the world it was set in.
I would love a game that was like Elder Scrolls Online in size with all the different provinces you can go to with all that land to explore between the snowy areas, desert areas, and forest/jungle areas and all the settlements that would be scattered throughout. And all the scenery in that game was beautiful to me. And along with that, add the crafting/blacksmithing stuff from ESO too, because that was the main thing I did when I played the game. I created everything I used from different swords and armor.
And speaking of swords and armor, I'd love the game to have what ESO does, which was have there be different styles of weapons and armor you can craft after you read the plans or whatever for it. Like a steel sword can be one style, or you can craft it in another style but it would have the same stats, just a different look. Same with armor too. Or a greatsword could be more on the skinny side, or you could make it be a massive weapon like what the Buster Sword is.
Whatever weapons you favorite will be visible on your character and you can choose where you want something specifically placed. For example, a Ranger could have their bow across their chest and back and their quiver of arrows at their back either behind either shoulder or at their waist, or on their thigh while they have a dagger on one hip and a sword on the other. You can't have too many weapons on your body though. There would be a weapon wheel you can bring up that lets you choose between what weapons you have favorited.
The weapons and armor would be highly customizable too. Like with armor, you could mix and match different pieces or furs to make something unique to you, and for weapons you could add different accessories to them like jeweled hilts or carved bow shafts.
As for the exploration, I think it would be a phenomenal thing to focus on in a fantasy game. With so many environments like what I mentioned above with forests to snowy areas, there can be some absolute magic to be discovered like beautiful lakes or ponds, or something like my Heaven's Clearing area I created in my RWBY AU. Mountainous areas with waterfalls cascading down the rocks? Giant trees in a gorgeously lush forest with a treehouse village? A snowy village deep within the mountains? An ancient and run down fortress in a canyon with only one small valley to access it? Sprawling cave systems in the mountains? Tropical beaches? A beautiful oasis hidden in the middle of a vast desert? Explore and you can find stuff like this and more.
Examples of the sights you could see. I don't know the artists sadly. I found these all on Reddit at r/imaginarylandscapes)
And if and when you find this stuff? Build there if you want! It could be like Fallout 76 with the C.A.M.P. thing, but you have such an extreme amount of freedom to build kind of like in Minecraft, and have the building be like a mix between Minecraft, 7 Days to Die, and Ark. Build what you want from a nice, cozy little cabin in the woods, or a big estate on the mountainside with the waterfalls going under the house. Make it as big and as grand, or as small and as cozy as you want it to be with loads of decoration stuff you can build, and with different variations to the decorations. Different styles of beds, candles, wardrobes, chests, doors, windows, whatever. Just give unmatched variety. And of course for all of them, you would have to go out and find the materials, like for a simple cabin you would have to go out and either buy the lumber, or cut it down yourself. Or if you want to just dig into the side of a hill or mountain and mold your home from there, you absolutely can, given you have the equipment to dig it all out. Or you could just be a nomad and camp around anywhere you wanted while you travel and not be held down to one place.
Character customization would let you be able to make the character you want for a fantasy game like this is in my imagination. Loads of different hairstyles, body types, eye/hair/skin colors, customize your height to be the size of a Goliath (in D&D) or a gnome and so on. Pick from a variety of races from human, different races of elves, dwarves, halflings gnomes, goliaths, orcs and tabaxis', mix races, and more. And in game, you can really pick any type of clothing/armor style you want from even more choices. And along with that, you can of course pick different classes for your character to be from a fighter/warrior, to a ranger, to a magic user, to a bard, or whatever. You pick your skills from a huge list of stuff for each class and you go around and do what you want to do as that character. And like with Dragon's Dogma (one of my favorite games), you can change your class instead of being tied into one class at really any point in the game that you felt like. And you can multiclass too and combine any two classes you want to try.
Magic in the game would be more... magical. Like you start out with basic spells if you're one of the magic using classes with sorcerers getting a bit more, but it all starts out as just looking very dull. And when you train and level up your magical abilities and find new spells out of the huge selection of them in the game, the magic gets more and more bright, vivid, colorful, vibrant, and flashy too so you can actually see the results of all the levels you poured into your magic.
It wouldn't just be exploration though, considering weapons, armor, and magic would be in the game. There would be so many different jobs and ways to make gold to choose from, and there would be multiple long running quests you could accept that would be like something from D&D. And a thing for that is that the game can either be single player and you can pick a party of NPCs to join you through your adventures, or you could switch it over to multiplayer and invite a few of your friends in to explore the world together or do these quests and split the rewards from both the journey itself and the reward for completing the quests. The questscan have different styles, like serious ones and some where there can be some fun, like a Borderlands mission.
And as something in between these quests, you could have different jobs you can choose from like I mentioned. You can start your own mine or lumber yard to sell ores, precious gems, or wood to anyone (NPC or player) that wants/needs it. You can do guard duty for someone, you could scout an area out for any dangers for someone wanting to build a house or for military, or chart out unknown parts of the world and draw a map of it (provided you take a cartography skill) and sell them to people. You could even just be a simple hunter and hunt game to provide meat and pelts for yourself and for trade. Or be a bard and make some music between more somber songs or uplifting ones, or ones where you just tell the tales of events that have happened in the game. And for that, the game would have a huge score of music. And there would be bounty hunting quests as well, and sometimes they can lead into something more.
You have the choice between if you want to be a combat focused character or a trader/craftsman focused character or something along those lines. In single player, you could hire an NPC bodyguard and they would be extremely competent (unlike the referees in WWE games :p) in battles in order to protect you. Or in multiplayer, your friends could provide your protection while you create trade routes or gather materials, or explore the world for treasures. And it could be the other way around with you being the bodyguard and your friend being the one you're protecting too.
Choose your own backstory from a huge list of options. You could have a backstory as a simple farmer, a guard, a soldier, a trader, a blacksmith, a mercenary, or a craftsman to name a few. Each backstory comes with a specific set of gear depending on the backstory and an area of the world you start out with and in. Like a mercenary would start with light armor and a battle axe, having just completed a job in the colder regions so you would have fur cloaks and armor or you could have just completed a job in a more tropical spot of the world.
And romance too! You could have your character romance any NPC in the game no matter if they're male or female, unless they're already married. Or if you want to do a bit more, romance them both! Start a family with them, and hire bodyguards to protect them while you're out adventuring, if your spouse doesn't have any combat skills of course. Or hire bodyguards anyway to secure your childrens' safety.
See a dog you want to adopt? Adopt it! Same with cats or any other animal you might see up for adoption or for sale from somewhere. Each province have different kinds of pets you can get, so traveling the world for your perfect hunting/travel buddy or housemate may be something to do. And you can name your pet too. Or you could even capture and tame a wolf or tiger or something in the wild too if you wanted. Also, you can pet your pets. Give them attention!
For travel, you could either carry the bare essentials on your character and just walk either alone or with a companion by your side, or you could save your gold for a horse or go tame a wild one to ride through the world. And on top of that, you can buy different types of wagons to carry all the things you need to set up a larger camp for yourself or for your companions. Larger wagons mean the need for an extra horse. And you can also buy or craft accessories for your horse and wagons, like different saddles or canopies respectively.
And also for travel across the seas, you can either pay for passage on a ship or save up gold to buy your own and hire your own crew to go on voyages. Along with that, one thing you could do is become a pirate if you chose to in case you didn't want to just spend your days on land, or become a trade vessel to transport goods from place to place, or you could even just have it become a passenger ship and take gold to take people across the sea. Search for buried treasure and pillage other ships as a pirate, or discover an island to claim for yourself and your friends.
One thing that would be in the game would be hunting, from small game all the way up to dragons. The hunting is something I enjoy so much in Red Dead Online that I would love to see it in a game like this with so many animals and creatures. Of course there would be stuff like boars, deer, bears, and animals like that but there would also be fantasy creatures to try to hunt, and the biggest, baddest, most difficult, and most rewarding would be dragons if you chose to hunt them. But you could just stick to hunting normal animals too, because that can be very rewarding in its own way like with what I said before about hunting. And of course, you could go fishing at one of the many rivers, streams, ponds, or lakes in the game too.
There would be two separate modes you could do between a more casual experience or something more hardcore. The casual mode would be that you don't have to worry about eating, drinking, sleeping, or worrying about temperature to survive while the survival mode would include all those things, plus the need to watch out for poisons, venom, or diseases or anything like that so players can enjoy the game how they want to enjoy it.
One thing about the game is that there is single player and multiplayer of course, but the multiplayer would have private servers and public ones for if you only wanted to play with friends, or if you wanted to take it online and interact with a bunch of other players. And on top of that, there would be separate servers for players who only want to have a peaceful time with other players where they can't attack each other at all, and servers where PvP is fully on for the players that want the danger of dealing with other players that want to take them out so there aren't those types of people in the same servers. Choose your server, choose your experience.
Another thing that would be a part of the game is full, unrestricted mod support. Create mods for the game to craft it into something truly special either with different weapons, armors, spells, quests, races, or anything. Download any mod you want at your discretion, no matter what it is. And the mod support would span all platforms the game is on with absolutely no restrictions regardless of platform or the content of the mods.
To make the game even more special, you can create a new character at any time you want, and your previous character will still be wondering the world while you're starting anew. And if you end up finding your other character, you can form a team with them and easily switch back and forth between the two. That would make it possible to create your own adventuring party rather than hire NPCs or relying on your friends. Or, you can just have your characters be completely separate. And if you wanted to, you could possibly romance your own characters if you can't find the right NPC in the huge world.
The hud would be something very simple, with a health and energy/mana meter, a mini map, and radar. Each thing here can be toggled on or off so you could just have your health and energy/mana showing while turning off the radar and map, or you could have it all be turned off to have nothing on your screen for a more immersive experience. You can switch between third and first person to increase that even more.
Basically what I want is some huge fantasy exploration/adventure/action/RPG, something so huge with so many things to do that it has such an immense amount of playability and replayability. Something set in an hugely detailed and gorgeous world with multiple large provinces/climates/biomes. It would take an insane amount of time to try to explore every little part of the world, along with completing all the quests. And there would never really be a shortage of quests because they would keep being added every once in a while to the game through free updates, along with the ones added through mods.
That's all I have to share about this huge, crazy, borderline impossible dream game of mine right now. I might add more to it if/when I think of more. I hope you all enjoyed the read if you decided to read it. I'd love to hear what you guys think, and I'd love to hear your own ideas if you have them.
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— bold all physical traits that apply to your muse.
tagged by: @saigo-no-utahime
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Muse: Trident
eyes (general): large / small / narrow / sharp / squinty / round / wide-set / close-set / deep-set / sunken / bulging / protruding / wide / hooded / heavy-lidded / bright / sparkling / glittering / flecked / dull / bleary / rheumy / cloudy / red-rimmed / beady / bird-like / cat-like / jewel-like / steely / hard / long lashes / sweeping eyelashes / thick eyelashes
eyes (color): chestnut / chocolate brown / cocoa brown / coffee brown / mocha / mahogany / sepia / sienna brown / mink brown / copper / amber / cognac / whiskey / brandy / honey / tawny / topaz / hazel / obsidian / onyx / coal / raven / midnight / sky blue / sunny blue / cornflower blue / steel blue / ice blue / arctic blue / glacial blue / crystal blue / cerulean / electric blue / azure / lake blue / aquamarine / turquoise / denim blue / slate blue / slate gray / storm blue / storm gray / silver / silver gray / chrome / platinum / pewter / smoky gray / ash gray / concrete gray / dove gray / shark gray / fog gray / gunmetal gray / olive / emerald / leaf green / moss green
eyebrows: arched / straight / plucked / sparse / trim / dark / faint / thin / thick / unruly / bushy / heavy
skin (general): lined / wrinkled / seamed / leathery / sagging / drooping / loose / clear / smooth / silken / satiny / dry / flaky / scaly / delicate / thin / translucent / luminescent / baby-soft / flawless / small pores / large pores / glowing / dewy / dull / velvety / fuzzy / rough / uneven / mottled / dimpled / doughy / firm / freckled / pimply / pockmarked / blemished / pitted / scarred / bruised / veined / scratched / sunburned / weather-beaten / raw / tattooed
skin (color): amber / bronze / cinnamon / copper / dark brown / deep brown / ebony / honey / golden / pale / pallid / pasty / fair / light / cream / alabaster / ivory / bisque / milk / porcelain / chalky / sallow / olive / peach / rosy / ruddy / florid / russet / tawny / fawn
face structure: square / round / oblong / oval / elongated / narrow / heart-shaped / cat-like / wolfish / high forehead / broad forehead / prominent brow ridge / protruding brow bone / sharp cheekbones / high cheekbones / angular cheekbones / hollow cheeks / square jaw / chiseled / sculpted / craggy / soft / jowly / jutting chin / pointed chin / weak chin / receding chin / double chin / cleft chin / dimple in chin / visible adam’s apple
nose: snub / dainty / button / turned-up / long / broad / thin / straight / pointed / crooked / aquiline / roman / bulbous / flared / hawk / strong
mouth/lips: thin / narrow / full / lush / cupid’s bow / rosebud / dry / cracked / chapped / moist / glossy / straight teeth / crooked teeth / gap between teeth / gleaming white teeth / yellowed teeth / braces / overbite / underbite / dimples
facial hair: clean-shaven / smooth-shaven / beard / neckbeard / goatee / moustache / sideburns / mutton-chop sideburns / stubble / a few days’ growth of beard / five o’ clock shadow
hair (general): long / short / shoulder-length / loose / limp / dull / shiny / glossy / sleek / smooth / luminous / lustrous / spiky / stringy / shaggy / tangled / messy / tousled / windblown / unkempt / straggly / neatly combed / parted / slicked down / slicked back / cropped / clipped / buzzed / buzz cut / curly / bushy / frizzy / wavy / straight / lanky / dry / oily / greasy / layers / corkscrews / spirals / ringlets / braids / dreadlocks / widow’s peak / bald / shaved / comb-over / thick / luxuriant / voluminous / full / wild / untamed / bouncy / wispy / fine / thinning
hair (color): black / blue-black / jet black / raven / ebony / inky black / midnight / sable / salt and pepper / silver / silver gray / charcoal gray / steel gray / white / snow-white / brown / brunette / chocolate brown / coffee brown / ash brown / brown sugar / nut brown / caramel / tawny brown / toffee brown / red / ginger / auburn / copper / strawberry blonde / butterscotch / honey / wheat / blonde / golden / sandy blond / flaxen / fair-haired / bleached / platinum
body type: tall / average height / short / petite / tiny / compact / big / large / burly / beefy / bulky / brawny / barrel-chested / heavy / heavy-set / fat / overweight / obese / flabby / chunky / chubby / pudgy / pot-bellied / portly / thick / stout / lush / plush / full-figured / ample / rounded / voluptuous / curvy / hourglass / plump / leggy / long-legged / gangling / lanky / coltish / lissome / willowy / lithe / lean / slim / slender / trim / thin / skinny / emaciated / gaunt / bony / spare / solid / stocky / wiry / rangy / sinewy / stringy / ropy / sturdy / strapping / powerful / hulking / fit / athletic / toned / muscular / chiseled / taut / ripped / herculean / broad-shouldered / sloping shoulders / bowlegged
hands: delicate / small / large / square / sturdy / strong / smooth / rough / calloused / elegant / plump / manicured / stubby fingers / long fingers / ragged nails / grimy fingernails / ink-stained
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Gabriela Angela for RWBY is next
RWBY OC Team Member #3 Name: Gabriela Angela A.K.A The Robotic Angel Age: 17 Race: Human Team: Is On Team C.A.G.E. it's composed of Cecada Arodon, Altus Du Froid, Gabriela Angela, and Emily Baile. Gabriela is the tactician and strategist for the team. Semblance: Known as "Technomancy" It allows her to mentally control a great variety of mechanical, electric, and other types of machines and technology. This includes weapons that have targeting systems. She once downed a bull head with just her mind. She can even cause smaller devices, such as scrolls, to overheat and explode. Looks: Has bright blonde hair. It almost looks white but there is enough yellow to know that it is not. It goes down to the lower part of her shoulders. She as a UFC fighter build and stands at an impressive six feet two inches tall. Some have nicknamed her ‘The Angel’ due to her looking very gorgeous. She has several scars on her back due to her past at Signal. She has one thing in common with Yang that she dares you to stare at. Her skin tone is comparable to Ruby's. She also has dark pink irises in her eyes. Outfit: Wears white thigh high boots that leave a very small amount of space between them and her white shorts. Her boots have some angelic designs colored in a bright yellow. The white becomes more and more yellow as the reach her feet and do not start this transition until just below her knee cap. Her shorts have three long attachments on them that reach just above her ankles. Their length is slightly shoter than Altus’ coat for reference. One on her back and one on each side. They are see through and white much like her shorts. She wears long fingerless gloves that go all the way to her elbows and much like her boots they are white with bright yellow angelic designs. She wears what looks like a corset but in reality is a custom vest she made for herself. It’s the same color as the bright yellow designs on her boots and gloves. In contrast however she has a set of wings in the back that are colored white much like her boots and gloves. It exposes a bit of her midriff and you can see some of teh muscle she has along with her belly button. She dares you to stare at her. She is also seen wearing a necklace with a crescent moon design and a small tiara that is colored bright yellow and has three jewels lined up by one another. She also wears this to class. It is much smaller than Phyrra’s crown. Weapons: One would not be blamed for mistaking her weapons for a children’s toy. Her bladed Yo-Yos she calls “Crescent” are used much like the children’s toy. The line that attaches them to her hands are made of a strong thin steel cable. She uses them as an effective crowd control weapon and the blades can actually due good damage to opponents since the blades spin independently from the main part of the said weapon, thus increasing the cutting speed by two times. When she pulls them in she can change them into duel revolvers that fire armor piercing rounds. She reserves this for armored opponents only. Her yo-yos are white with bright yellow centers and dark grey blades. White Fang Bingo Entry: Entry 102: Gabriela Angela A.K.A The Robotic Angel. Wanted Level 7. Be warned that getting close to the cold woman is damn near impossible due to her odd weapon choice. They appear to be Yo-Yos yet they are bladed and can transform into a gun of some kind that easily shot through one of our Brute's armor. Her semblance is a strange and new ability never seen before. She can control technology with her mind. She can cause scrolls to explode, bring down bull heads, and even cause weapons to jam if they are electric or gas powered. If you must engage, be careful. Her power doesn't seem to have a restriction short of clock work devices. Likes: Reading, the quiet, meditating (No matter the circumstance), Getting her work done, Being around Lie Ren and Fox since they are much like herself, Cookies, swimming and her secret crush Arslan Altan. Dislikes: Racism, Pointless classes such as Port’s, Weiss’ attitude, being dragged into things, parties, crowds,, Ironwood and his subordinates. Personality: She is quite cold and calculated. It’s not that she feels no emotion, she feels to many. Despite her stoic and cold exterior, she very empathetic. It’s to the point that her brain has to ‘process’ all the emotions around her she can feel thus making her seem cold. She’s actually a caring person who will help you should you ask. But don’t expect her to smile unless it’s a certain situation. Doesn’t discriminate against faunus because in her mind it does not make sense. Short of the ears and occasional tail Faunus are the same as humans. She hates wasting her time and feels Port’s class is just that since they learn nothing from his stories. Quite likes Ren and Fox due to them understanding her nature more than her other friends. She likes them to mind you she just gravitates to those two far more. May or may not have a crush on Arslan Altan. Story: She had a pretty normal child hood. That was until her big sister had a severe illness that nearly killed her. After her big sister recovered she developed many issues that their parents had to watch constantly, such as seizures. Her big sister also gained a tendency to catch allot of colds and viruses. Thanks to this Gabriela’s parents had to leave her alone to tend to her sister. Gabriela understood and does not resent them or her sister for this but she will not lie that there were times when she was sick or scared that her parents could have been there for her to. She ended up training to become a hunter out of a want. A want to feel like she had a home once more. She loves her family but can’t help but feel distant to them due to them having to watch her bigger sister. Once she got through Signal Academy without much help from anyone other than the onsite counselor with all A’s and B’s she was almost immediately accepted into Beacon. She arrived to find many interesting people and she knew that this place may be where she finds the family she wish she had through her child hood.
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Jaune: You come around here often~
Penny: These are my quarters, so Yes.
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Jaune: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Emerald: Removing the rust, idiot.
Jaune: THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!!!
Penny: I have been drinking soda, and I am rust free ... Where are you getting your facts from?
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Penny: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Emerald: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Penny: You don’t have to wear…
Emerald: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Emerald: Jaune, you love me, right?
Jaune: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
Jaune: Whose body do we have to bury?
Emerald: IT'S NOT THAT BAD!
Jaune: Oh thank god, my usual spot's getting too much traffic these days.
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Jaune: Pick a card, any card.
Emerald: Fine.
Jaune: Wait, that's my credit card!
Emerald: You said any card.
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Emerald: The Ocean is a soup.
Penny: ...
Penny: Do elaborate.
Emerald: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Penny: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Emerald: *Tilts head*
Penny: The Ocean is a Soup.
Emerald: The Ocean is a Soup.
#rwby#jaune arc#penny polendina#rwby shitpost#emerald sustrai#arculus rift#topaz#rwby topaz#steel jewel#steel jewel rwby#kyber knight#rwby kyber knight
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Ruby: ... In one hand, my best friend and Penny are in deviant relationship and is obvious that they will let me join if I ask... And that Jaune will need help... But in the other hand; Emerald... *Running the bedroom* Wait!! Don't start without me!!
Emerald And Jaune are making out on a couch, Emerald straddling Jaune
Jaune: *Pulls away, breathing heavily* Wow you're really Int-
Jaune: *Jumping up* AH! PENNY!
Penny: Salutations!
Emerald: *Picking herself off the floor* Ow- How long were you there for?!?
Penny: Two Minutes.
Jaune: Were- Were you just watching Us?
Penny: Yes!
Emerald: Why?!?!?
Penny: I am interested in learning more about physical intimacy, and figured that you would not mind my observation, given you are in an open, public area.
Jaune: That's ... Fair enough I suppose.
Emerald: In the future, Ask whoever you're watching. Or JUST Don't watch!
Penny: Understood! I apologize for overstepping the boundaries, and will not do so in the future!
Jaune: So ... Is there anything else you wanted?
Penny: Might I join you for a time?
Emerald: What? Like a Threesome?
Penny: If you mean the Three of us engaging in a romantic or sexual act of intimacy together, Yes!
Emerald: *Looks to Jaune*
Jaune: ... *Shrugs* I mean, I don't see why not if you don't.
Emerald: Then I guess you can Penny.
Penny: Sensational!
~Several Hours later~
Ruby: JAUNE! PENNY! EMERALD! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!
Jaune: *Chugging a 5-Gal Jug of Powerade* Hey Rubes. Me and Emerald accidentally awakened Penny's libido.
Jaune: I suspect I have 6 to 12 seconds before she finds me again or Emerald tags out.
Thieve's Respite Wraps around Jaune's midsection
Jaune: I figured. I would suggest leaving the are for your own innocence. If you don't see me in Six Hours, have emergency fluids ready.
Jaune: *Getting yanked back* AAAH-
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