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An Arc always kept his words.

He will forget that, right?

Little Jaune: I... I'm going to marry big sister glynda when I grow up!

Glynda: *smile* Ara Ara, I'm an older woman, you know?

Little Jaune: That's fine with me!

Glynda: *Pats his head while smiling* (He'll forget about it in a couple of years.) Well then, if your feelings for me don't change when you grow up, come find me.

15 years later

*Ding Dong*

Glynda: *Opens the door of her house* Hello

Jaune V8: *Smiling and holding a bouquet of roses* I came to find you.

Glynda: *Blushing* ...Eh?

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BaoNov.

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Oh hell no!

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

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Plot twist: It did work.

Jaune: Do you like chicken?

Yang: No

Jaune: What about curry?

Yang: Neither

Jaune: Then you're not going to like what I've done.

Yang: Chicken curry?

Jaune: No, I slept with your sister.

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Weiss: What did you do this time, Yang?

Yang: I kinda told her that Santa isn’t real and her team doesn’t like me now.

Weiss: …Santa isn’t real? *her expression shocked*

Yang: oh not again.

Santa DOES exist.

Yang: Nora, at what age did you find out that Santa doesn't exist?

Nora: *Sock* Santa doesn't exist?

Yang: Um-Well...

Moments later.

Pyrrha: *Trying to comfort Nora* Now Nora, of course Santa exists.

Nora: *crying* You are lying!

Jaune: Of course Santa exist, Yang was just joking.

Yang: *To ren* Im really sorry. I didn't mean to, I swear.

Ren: Don't talk to Nora or my team ever again.

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Pyrrha: Shout out to the man that made me realize I was bi....

Ruby and Weiss each being held under the crook of her arms...

Pyrrha: AND into polyamory! 💕💕

Ruby: Eh?

Weiss: Huh?

Vanishes into JNPR's dorm room with them...

Pyrrha: 💕💕 Jaune honey! I found our WAIFUs!!! 💕💕

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Jaune: So December has arrived. That means I completed NNN! I wonder where my girlfriend’s at?

???: Oh Jaune~.

He turned around and saw her completely naked, and feral.

???: it’s time for Destroy Dick December~!

Jaune: Haha. I’m in danger.

Imagine your OTP

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My god… she’s beautiful…

grown ass woman suddenly awakens magical girl powers in her 30s and is now stuck in the washroom trying to hide from her co-workers also her 20yo best friend turns into a fuck ahh rpg mascot

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Saeko was my crush, bro.

High School of The Dead Girls

Looking through old Anime I had and realized four incredibly kickass sexy charaters from a series sadly fated to never be completed.

Saya Takagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marikawa and Rika Minami from High School of the Dead...

Also I'm sure you noticed Rei isn't mentioned that is because Rei annoyed the fuck outta me and frankly I don't wanna make her.

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Yang and Blake on the Bumblebee going after them: That’s our blond dork!

Random girl: Sorry, but this isn't working. It's best if we end this.

Jaune: And I'm fine with this, and I hope that...

Ruby arriving from who knows where and taking Jaune: It's mine mine mine mine mine mine!

Pyrrha and Weiss appearing out of nowhere as well: Hey get back here!

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Ahh. Jealous Ilia.

Yang: I’m so nervous to meet Blake’s parents without her here to help translate…! 😰

Yang: Ilia, you’ll translate for me, right…? 🙏😬

Ilia: Sure, no problem buddy! 😁👍

Yang: *clears throat* It’s nice to meet you both! Blake has told me so much about you!

Ilia: *translating* The blonde devil says, “I will harm you!”

Ghira/Kali: 😯

Yang: I really want to impress my girlfriend’s parents! Unfortunately, all I know how to do is fight and I’m awkward as hell! 😅

Ilia: She says she wants a fight and for you to go to hell!

Kali: [Speaks to Ilia]

Yang: 🙂 ?

Ilia: Mrs. Belladonna says, if you pass all of her Faunus tests…you do not die! 😁

Yang: ☹️

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He’s all bones now, Yang! Let the man rest!

Ren/Yang: (Chatting on their first date)

Yang: By the way, I have something to tell you. This usually puts guys off, but I want to be upfront.

Ren: I'm all ears.

Yang: I... Er... I love blowjobs.

Ren: (Chuckles) Is that so? That's interesting.

Yang: Wait, really? I don't think you really understand what I'm saying. I REALLY love blowjobs.

Ren: Yang, this couldn't possibly be a bad thing. In fact, this might be the best thing I've heard all night~.

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On month later...

Yang: Hey, babe~? Um... I was wondering if I could... suck your cock later~?

Ren: (Wheezes) This is what I asked for...

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When it started...

Ren: H-Holy... Ngh! You... You weren't kidding... You're really good at this... You're practically milking my cock~.

Yang: Mmn~...

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Now...

Yang: Aw! Why isn't there any cum~?

Ren: I... I already nutted eight times... HOLY FU

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Meanwhile with Isane and Soi-Fon watching them panicking.

Isane (watching Jaune with a smile): That’s our boyfriend, huh?

Soi-Fon (dreamily watching Hanatarou with a dazed smile): yeah~.

Love is (not) dead

Hanatarou: JAUNE I HAVE A DATE BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!

Jaune: Dude I'm happy you came to me for relationship ship advice but also dumbfounded you came to ME for relationship advice cause I do not have a good track record for love

Hanatarou: Oh man I have a date with Soi-Fon and I'm going to mess it up

Jaune: I mean I can give you some advice but it's just your bas- WHO?!?!?

Hanatarou: I have a date with Captain Soi-Fon!

Jaune: What!? How!?

Hanatarou: I don't know! She just grabbed me and told me she was taking me out for a date!

Jaune: Why!?

Hanatarou: I d-don't know! What do I do!?

Jaune: How the fuck should I know!? I don't even know how I got Isane!

Hanatarou: Crap! I-I'm gonna mess this up!

Jaune: AAAHHHH!!!

Hanatarou: AAAHHHH!!!

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Jaune: But aren’t you the one who leglocked me all the time?

Harriet: no excuses!

Gigolo AU

Has jaune ever got one of his clients pregnant.

Jaune: *sighs* "Well..."

*standing next to Jaune was an annoyed Harriet Bree, nine months pregnant with his child*

Harriet: "I've missed work because of you."

Jaune: *chuckles sheepishly* "Yeah..."

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Good job, Anya!

CW : gore

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