#jaune arc x emerald sustrai

[brokentrafficknight]

[jaune-submissive-and-breedable]

Pyrrha and Jaune help out Emerald a lot during her pregnancy so they’re the first to get to see the baby.

Pyrrha instantly notices the baby has blonde hair and blue eyes.

Jaune starts sweating bullets but Emerald just grins thinking back to that night 9 months ago

Emerald smiled as she watched one of her guests, Pyrrha, play with her daughter. The tiny girl giggling and cooing as she made on of her toys fly around. Her other guest, Jaune, sat with her at the table, motionless like a statue as he watched his wife. Sweat pouring down his face

"Hey, Emerald.." Pyrrha called out, "can I ask you a question?"

The former thief smiled, "By all means" she replied, her gaze transfixed on the blonde across from her.

"I couldn't help but notice, little Esmeralda here has the same blonde hair and blue eyes just like Jaune?"

The man in question said nothing, mouth agape. Like he wanted to say something, but couldn't find the words. Emerald on the other, continues to smile and closed her eyes thoughtfully.

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9 months ago:

Emerald held back a cackle as she watched Jaune hammering into his warm moist cunt. Grunting and moan as his his collided against her thick, moka cheeks.

"Fuck, Pyrrha, you feel tighter than usual" he grunted, making Emerald laugh.

Hours ago, she stole Pyrrha's scroll, sent him an inviting text, activated her semblance, hallucinations, and waited patiently for the blonde to arrive. That was four hours ago, yet he didn't stop filling her over-stuffed cunt full of thick life giving seed.

"Fuck I swear your ass got bigger too"

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Back n the present:

"Oh, must be a coincidence" she lied. Smirking as her hand slowly jerking Jaune's dick under the table. "In fact, I might try giving her a sibling soon~"

[smh0217]

Jaune: I found out today that Emerald is getting released from prison early.

Yang: Oh, for good behavior?

Jaune: Nah, overcrowding.

[ironwoodatl01]

JAUNE'S HAREM (BAD ENDING)

Professor Jaune Arc's patience with the three most obnoxious girls ended one fine day, and he dragged them to the counselor's room to put the fear of authority into the three smug little brats.

Jaune had then made the mistake of laying his hands on one of the girls. It didn't matter who, but he was offered one chance; make them cum before he did or clear out his desk in the morning.

"No~! Gonna cum~! Wait, please~!"

Jaune had fought valiantly, but he was just one man against three of the most experienced girls in the school.

Heroically, he pinned the dusky Emerald Sustrai and, with a powerful thrust, splashed Emerald's juices down the side of a nearby desk.

With brute strength and luck, he subdued Cinder Fall and dampened her fire with ropes of cum across Cinder's cold face.

However, that tribute to his male ego was too reckless, and Jaune was exhausted when he faced Neo Politan.

His body was paying now for her over-eagerness in the earlier rounds. When Jaune engaged Neo, his legs turned to jelly and buckled at the knees while Neo's legs held steady as marble pillars in a proud letter 'A' against Jaune's impotent invasion of her ivory-cold body. Neo's wide hips and slender belly clenched, tight, and wet around the tortured muscles of Jaune's long, weakened shaft, which caused white spots to flash in his eyes as Neo's womb milked him from root to tip.

The sounds that filled the classroom as Jaune and Neo grappled made Jaune nauseous with dread and pleasure. At his peak, Jaune would still be too weak to overpower the girl and he was now too tired to counter her thrusts.

In a hoarse voice, he cursed Neo to clear his mind from the soaked, sticky sensation that clung to his hips like wet film. He pressed close and spat vitriol into Neo's ear, spanked her ass, cast aspersions on her virtue, and called her every kind of whore from Arkansas to Salem, Massachusetts until Neo's relentless rhythm strangled Jaune's voice into a strangled, helpless whine.

Neo laughed and relished Jaune's slavish worship of her incomparable body. Her scent was a mix of vanilla perfume, strawberry sweat, and feminine triumph, which set Jaune's brain abuzz like an agitated hive and eroded Jaune's will. Jaune had proven himself worthy prey, but his masculine fury was ultimately impotent compared to Neo's experience, her consummate skill, and a figure that would have put Aphrodite to shame.

The game was over once Cinder and Emerald recovered, pressed their sweat-slick bodies against Jaune's back, and dragged Jaune down to the floor. Jaune bucked and kicked like a downed antelope. Neo stared hungrily at Jaune's cock, hard to the point of uselessness, then smiled at Jaune as she ran her long tongue once up the tortured length of wet, exhausted muscle.

Jaune squealed and tried to shove himself into Neo's mouth, but the girls had let him go, and they laughed as he scrabbled across the classroom floor, looking for warm flesh to press his cock against.

"Please~! Have mercy~!"

Jaune then sobbed as he was forced to cum in his hand just like he did when his mother caught him in flagrante with his first lingerie catalogue.

Broken, Jaune held his useless meat as it bled white between his soft thighs, and he begged that the girls let him slink away with some measure of dignity intact. Unsatisfied, Cinder and Emerald had their revenge for Jaune's temporary victory over them, while Neo took her own trophies from her latest victim. The photos of Jaune's defeat would ensure the punishment of the three girls, but Jaune's humiliation is something he could never recover from. He would never again earn any respect from his students and peers, and all Jaune could do was leave the Academy in shame for the rest of his days.

JAUNE'S JOURNEY ENDS HERE

[arc-misadventures]

Hi, been reading your stories for some time now, could you do another episode of "The Beach" with Nora or Emerald. Thanks.

The Beach: E

Jaune: Haaa… What is this place: Kink Beach?!

Jaune: Everywhere I go, people tell me their kinks, and how they want me to reenact it with them. What the hell man?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Although… Why am I running…? There’s nothing wrong if I…?!

: Hey, Jaune!

Jaune: Whaa-AHHH?!

: …?!

Jaune: Wha… who… oh… Hey, Emerald. Ohhh… Oh damn…

Jaune: L-Looking good, Emerald.

Emerald: Oh, thanks, Jaune! Yeah, whits the best colour on me, really makes my skin ‘pop out.’

Jaune: It does… But, don’t you think it’s a little too… revealing…?

Emerald: No, I’m completely covered up.

Jaune: Mostly…

Emerald: So what is this I head about, Kink Beach?

Jaune: Oh, I’m just loosing my mind. Every girl I’ve run into here has been telling me all about their sexual fantasies. So, I said: ‘What is this place, Kink Beach?’ Hahaha!

Emerald: It is.

Jaune: Haha…?!

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Emerald: The beach we’re at, it’s called, ‘Kink Beach.’

Jaune: …

Jaune: Why…?

Emerald: Well, it’s because every girl there tells the guy they like their sexual fantasies. No one knows why, they just do. So, the beach was named, ‘Kink Beach.’

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay… I’ve been trapped in lala loopy land for decades that will literally drive you insane with all the random nonsense that happens every five minutes! But, despite of all the messed up, and crazy shit I experienced there, this, this is what I call bullshit on!

Emerald: That’s fair. But, how else would I explain to you that I like white dudes, and I want them to paint me white.

Jaune: …

Emerald: Specifically it’s you who I like, and want to paint my skin white~!

Jaune: Okay… ?

Emerald: So you’ll do it?!

Jaune: W-Wait! Hold on?!

Emerald: You’ll give me a pearl necklace!

Jaune: That’s now what I…?!

Emerald: Paint my backside?!

Jaune: Okay, stop!

Emerald: You’ll do me until I’m covered, and leaking your white spunk from every hole~?!

Jaune: …

Emerald: You’ll do all of that, and more, won’t you?!

Jaune: …

Emerald: Won’t you, please~?

Jaune: …

Emerald: Please, Daddy~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Oh look a distraction!

Emerald: A distraction? Where?

Emerald: I don’t see…?!

Emerald: Hey, come back here!

Jaune: Never…!

Emerald: Ohhh… Shit!

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: Okay…! My first mission back in the field! Meet me tonight at my house so we can go over the details. Jaune is working late so I have to put my son to bed.

Emerald: All right! The Invincible Girl rides again! It’s about time!

Later, at Arkos house…

Pyrrha: *singing a silly lullaby to Jamie Nikos-Arc, who is clutching a little stuffed bunny* 🥰

Oscar: Aww…!

Emerald: …Oscar, we have to keep Pyrrha away from this mission!

Oscar: What? But earlier you said-

Emerald: I know, I know…! But it just sank in that Pyrrha has a kid! I grew up without parents, and it sucks! I don’t want to see the same thing happen to Jamie! 😫

Oscar: …I mean, he would still have a dad- 🤔

Emerald: Come on! We’ve got to finish this mission quickly before Pyrrha is in danger!

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Pyrrha: *corners Emerald* What are you doing trying to cut me out of the mission, Emerald?

Emerald: I was just, uh…? 😅

Pyrrha: *steps close and looms over Emerald* Who am I? 😠

Emerald: The…the Invincible Girl…

Pyrrha: And what does the Invincible Girl do?! 😠

Emerald: Takes every precaution to ensure her safety…? 😅

Pyrrha: WHAT DOES THE INVINCIBLE GIRL DO?! 👿

Emerald: …takes bad guys down and bad girls to bed…

Pyrrha: That’s right! Except now the Invincible Girl is happily married to a wonderful man and too tired for sex, so her main indulgence is full-fat yogurt parfait! 😤

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Glynda: So how did Miss Nikos do on her first mission back?

Earlier…

Pyrrha: *strangling three bad guys at once, one headlocked under each arm and a third under her boot* I left one for you guys! 😁

Emerald/Oscar: *holding the last terrified bad guy at gunpoint* 😦

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Emerald: Pyrrha, I just want you to know that I’m not scared for you anymore… 😔

Emerald: …OF you, a lot…! 😰

Pyrrha: Aw, thanks Emerald! 😊

[juanarc-thethird]

I think Emerald could work for a "I promise we are just going to cuddle" story

We're just going to cuddle, I promise. (Emerald)

Jaune: *Sleeping*

Emerald: Hey Jaune...

Jaune: *Still sleeping*

Emerald: Jaaaaaune...

Jaune: *Still in dreamland*

Emerald: Jaune!

Jaune: *Jumps in place* What?! What happen?!

Emerald: Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up like that.

Jaune wanted to get angry but notices that Emerald looks trouble.

Jaune: It's ok, but why did you wake me up?

Emerald: I had a bad dream.

Jaune: A bad dream? About what?

Emerald: I'd rather not talk about it. But I want to ask you a favor.

Jaune: Oh, what is it?

Emerald: Could I sleep with you? Just for today! If you do not mind. I don't want to sleep alone.

Jaune: Um… I'd like to help you but I don't think it's a good idea. Why don't you ask Nora or Ruby? I think they would be willing to share their bed with you. I mean, a guy and a girl sharing a bed is... well.

Emerald: I understand you, and believe me, I would ask one of them if I could. But the only person I can trust right now is you.

Jaune thinks for a moment.

Jaune: *Sighs* Ok, fine, you can sleep in my bed.

He lifts the covers and Emerald enters. After she covers herself, Jaune turns around. Turning his back on her.

Jaune: Goodnight.

Emerald: Um… Jaune?

Jaune: Hm?

Emerald: Is it possible that you can hug me while we sleep?

Jaune: I'm sorry?

Emerald: We're just going to cuddle, I promise! But it would help me a lot.

Jaune:...

Emerald: Please...

Jaune turns around and hugs Emerald. She is surprised for a few seconds, but then she returns the hug.

Jaune: Don't tell anyone we did this.

Emerald: I will.

Jaune: Good.

Emerald: And Jaune...

Jaune: Yes?

Emerald: Would it be okay if I ask you one more thing?

Jaune: Just say it, at this point I don't think it's any more embarrassing than this.

Emerald: Well...

10 minutes later...

*PLAT!💕PLAT!💕PLAT!💕PLAT!💕PLAT!💕PLAT!💕*

Emerald is lying face down biting the pillow hard. Jaune is on top of her, fucking her while he bounces on her big ass.

Emerald: Fuck~!💕 God, you're so deep~!!💕 Don't stop!!

Jaune: Oh fuck!~💕 Your pussy feels so good~

Jaune puts his hands on Emerald's back for better balance and begins to fucks her hard.

Emerald: OH FUCK!!!~💕 (I pretended to have a nightmare so I could get in his pants, but at this rate I'll become addicted to his cock!!💕) OH GOD!!~💕

Jaune: Fuck!💕 Emerald, I'm about to cum!

Emerald: (*Gasp!* I need to stop him!) Yes, cum inside me!!💕 Fill me up!!💕 (NO! That's not what I wanted to say! If he cums inside I will surely become addicted!)

Jaune: Oh God!! I'm... I'm cumming!!!

*SPLURT!~*

Emerald: YEEESSSSS!!!💕 (NOOOOO!!)

[iheartmothz]

cuddly emercury + jaune

[waltat04-kevinknight]

Jaune: Hey Emerald, how's it going

Emerald: Eh, not bad still not used to the Vacuo sand though

Jaune: you could say that again.

Emerald: ...

Jaune: ...

Emerald: Wanna fuck?

Jaune: Let's go, but fair warning I've haven't had a female touch in years

A few moments later, Emerald was pinning to a bed with her ass in the air and her face against the bed hugging a pillow with her arms.

Emerald: Fuckkkkkkk~! Use that ass baby~! Shit you're being too roug-h~!

Jaune: I warned you didn't I? Now slam that thick chocolate ass on this dick move and prove you truly are worthy of the Arc rod!

Emerald moans as she matches his thrusts by slamming her plump ass against his dick causing her ass to ripple.

[brokentrafficknight]

[jaune-submissive-and-breedable]

Going for the three piece here.

Ruby wasn’t the only one left tormented, mocked, and horny by Emerald sending videos of her dominating Jaune. Nora also had her fair share of watching Jaune be pinned down, forced to worship Emerald’s ass, and edged as he commanded to insult his former friends for his Goddess. Only difference was that Nora was far more horny than sad when watching these videos, even begging for more to be sent.

Elsewhere, away from their teammates, Nora squatted against a tree. Her shirt lifted and held between her teeth exposing her d cup breast to the cold night air. Her breath was harsh and rigid, her face dripped with sweat and was as red as Ruby's cloak. Her teal eyes glued to the scroll in her left hand, the video playing interesting her greatly, while her right hand slipped beneath her panties and pumped her fingers in her sopping wet cunt frantically, a dark stain growing larger and larger as more of her juices gushed out.

Ruby was not the only one to receive videos of Jaune from Emerald. In truth, Nora had been receiving those videos as well but kept it a secret from her friends. Not because she was ashamed of her leader's situation, nor for the concern of what they'd do if she had shown them. She kept it hidden from them for one reason, she like seeing Jaune get violated and broken. At one point, she was horrified by what she saw, it even sickened her that someone would be so sadistic. However, as time pressed on, she found herself liking the sight of Jaune's moans, his pleas, his cries, his submission. It tickled her to no end. Each time she watched the video, a bit more of her disgust melted away, with lust replacing it. It wasn't long before she caved completely and began openly masturbating to her leader's torment. Cumming harder than ever thanks to the videos. Tonight was no different.

Nora's fingers pumped deep inside her slit as she watched the video on her scroll. This one consists of Emerald smothering Jaune beneath her plump bubble butt, her mocha-skinned ass cheeks covering his entire face. Rather than use her hands, Emerald took to using her feet to stimulate his cock, as a result, small streams of pre-cum snaked their way over her digits. Looking into the camera, she smiled brightly as Jaune began speaking.

"I love your ass mistress *Slurp* I can't get enough *kiss*" Nora arched her back a bit as she heard him.

" would rather stay here and tongue fuck your puckering starfish than go on a date with Weiss. She's so pathetic she couldn't even get a fuck boy like Neptune to like her. "

Emerald giggled as she heard him prattle on with various insults "What about that cat girl? I bet you'd love to lick her ass too~"

Jaune snorted in response, giving her hole another lick before continuing "I would put my body anywhere near her. She probably let the entire white fang fuck her up her ass."

"what about your teammate, Nora? She has a nice body you know"

The girl in question didn't pay attention to what was being said by the duo. She no longer cared what was being said about her or her friends. Instead of imagining it was her dominating Jaune's face with her own rear end. Making him memorize her taste, forcing him to inhale her scent, and milking him dry of all his seed.

"That's right, Jaune.....like my sweat ass clean" she hissed, fingering her pussy as fast she she could.

On the video, Emerald pushed his head back into her crack, moaning loudly as she felt her climax approaching.

"Get ready blondie....I'm gonna......gonna....gonna"

She didn't finish her sentence. Instead screaming loudly as she came on Jaune's face. Her juices coated the boy in sticky fluid. At the same time, Nora arched her back and came alongside Emerald, her own cum staining her panties once more, some of it seeped through the fabric and landed on the ground. She slid down the tree as she rode out the last bit of her climax. She breathed heavily as she sat on the cold ground, her arms falling to her sides exhausted.

"Don't worry Jaune..." she panted "I'll save you......"

She did mean what she said, but rather than return him to duty, she'd keep him for herself. and maybe let the other girls have a go at him. Picking up her scroll once more, upon doing so, she saw Emerald had sent her a message.

'Jaune says he can't wait to see at Haven ~'

Reading the message, Nora smiled lustfully, eager to actually have real fun with Jaune and potentially steal him from the thief's grasp.

'Neither can I.' she typed 'so...send more videos. I need more'

She immediately began to finger herself once more as she heard and saw her messages blowing up with media attachments. She'd have to head back at some point but now was not that time.

Meanwhile, Ruby had just came from watching the video Emerald sent. Raising her fingers to her face, she stared at the sticky substance between her fingers. Unexpectedly she suddenly licked her fingers, making sure to gulp every last drop of cum of her digits. As she pulled her fingers away from her mouth, she stared at her hand shocked by what she had just done. Yet, a small part of her relished in the taste and the sight of her friends submission.

[smh0217]

*Jaune, Emerald, Yang, and Blake are walking through a park in Vale*

Emerald, holding Jaunes hand: Are you sure about this?

Jaune:?

Emerald: I’m a thief and the fact that I used to work for Cinder… I just attract all kinds of trouble!

Jaune: Don’t we all have our problems…

Emerald: Well I’m struggling with mine.

Jaune: Then let’s struggle together! Besides, it’s not like we’re alone…

*Jaune and Emerald smile at each other while blushing*

Yang, watching them: Look at those two, can’t wait for double dates!

Blake: I want to see more!

Yang: Now now, let them go at their own pace.

Blake: At least they’re communicating… something you might want to work on.

Yang: What do you mean?

Blake: Everytime I want to talk about our feelings, you send me pictures of monster trucks!

Yang: Gravedigger pics are the purest form of love, babe!

[rachetmath]

Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?

Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?

Emerald: Yes.

Weiss: With us?

Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?

Weiss: Um… sure.

Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.

Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?

Ruby: Okay.

Weiss: Absolutely.

Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?

Weiss: WHAT THE-

Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!

Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?

Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.

Ruby: *looks around*

Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?

Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book. 

Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-

Ruby: No. Stop.

Emerald: I mean-

Ruby: Shut up.

Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.

Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.

Ruby: Yeah and so are we!

Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.

Ruby: Um…

Weiss: I mean… yeah.

Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.

Ruby: Excuse me?

Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.

Weiss: What are you trying to say?

Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.

Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.

Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both.  And she’s not from this universe.

Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?

Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details. 

Ruby: … … um…

Emerald: And he’s older now.

Weiss: But not as mature.

Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?

Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.

Emerald: Did he have a reason?

Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.

Emerald: Again did he have a reason?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him. 

Ruby: Pfft like who?

Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.

Ruby: Hold on what you say.

Emerald: I said what I said.

Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us. 

Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.

Weiss: What? 

Emerald: Because you are basic.

Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.

Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.

Weiss: Let me go, Ruby. 

Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.

Weiss: I KILL YOU!!

[arc-misadventures]

Gun Girls

Jaune: There are Gun Girls, and there are Gun Girls.

Jaune: There are many differences between the two, but they both contain one thing in common.

Jaune: I want to fuck the Gun Girls.

~~~

Blake: I'm a gun girl! That mean's he wants to fuck me!

Yang: I have two guns, he wants to fuck me more than you!

Emerald: Well I have two guns, but mine are bigger than yours so, ha!

Pyrrha: Step aside girls, I have a rifle, he'll want to fuck a real woman~!

Ruby: I have a sniper rifle! That's a bigger reason to fuck me!

May: He'll want me because I have a sniper rifle, and more womanly assets than you~!

: Ladies~!

The group turn to see, Coco posing seductively in her underwear with her minigun.

Coco: Get on my level~!

RBYPME: ...

Ruby: FUCK!

[superiorsturgeon]

Emerald: …look, I’m sorry, but the contest only gave me three tickets to the “Kwazy Kupcakes” movie. I know you both want to take your kids, but there’s not enough for everyone!

Pyrrha/Ruby: *already pulling out photos of Arkos/Frosensteel Rwbabies to guilt Emerald* 🥺

Emerald: STOP!!!

Emerald: I don’t want to be in the middle of this, so you two just…figure it out! *starts walking away*

Pyrrha/Ruby: *talking quietly*

Emerald: That should keep them out of my hair for a while- 😮‍💨

Pyrrha: Emerald! We’ve decided how we’re going to choose who gets the tickets!

Ruby: We’re going to have a boxing match! 😁

Emerald: …what?!

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Emerald: …Ruby, are you SURE about this? 😰

Ruby: *putting on size smol XXXS gloves* Don’t worry about me, Emerald! I’ve got this! 😁

Emerald: *looks over her shoulder at Pyrrha*

Pyrrha: *flexes beefy rippling arms and warming up with rapid-fire shadow-punches* 👿

Emerald: …but…you’ll die!! 😭

Ruby: Don’t worry, Em, Great-granny Xiao-Long taught me her special boxing move: The Strawberry Basket! 😈

Emerald: That name does not reassure me. 😑

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Emerald: …heeeyyyy, Pyrrha…? Any chance I can talk you out of…

Emerald: …ending Ruby’s life…? 😅

Pyrrha: *slams her fists together* Nope! My son is going to see this movie! 😠

Emerald: Well, before you commit manslaughter, would it interest you to know that the Kwazy Kupcakes movie only got 38% on Rotten Tomatoes?

Pyrrha: *pops in a mouthguard* You’re not talking me out of this, Emerald!

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Emerald: *standing in the middle of the ring* …well…I guess this is happening… 😓

Emerald: Ruby, it’s been nice knowing you…

Emerald: Pyrrha, I’ll visit you in prison.

Ruby: *grins confidently* 😏

Pyrrha: *looms like a demon lord over smol Ruby* 👿

Emerald: *rings the bell*

Ruby: STRAWBERRY BASKET!!

Ruby: *drops to her knee and punches Pyrrha in the crotch*

Pyrrha: AAAGH!!!! 😫 *falls over*

Emerald: Ruby, you punched her in the twat!! 😱

Ruby: Yeah, great-granny Xiao-Long fought dirty! I’ll take those tickets now! 😁

Pyrrha: *staggers back upright* I didn’t hear any bell…! 🤬

Pyrrha: *punches Ruby in the face hard enough to knock her off her feet*

Pyrrha: *wheezing* All right…now about those tickets…

Ruby: *on the floor and in pain* STRAWBERRY BASKET!!! 😫

Ruby: *crotch-shots Pyrrha again*

Pyrrha: *drops like a sack of bricks* 😫

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Ruby/Pyrrha: *groaning in pain*

Emerald: That’s it! You two have gotten completely out of control! If you’re going to act like fighting toddlers, then I’LL have to be the adult!

Ruby/Pyrrha: 😥

Emerald: I’m going to take your kids to the movie WITHOUT YOU! I hope you’ve learned your lesson! 😤

Emerald: *stomps out*

Ruby: …wait…SHE’S taking the kids to see the movie? 😲

Pyrrha: It’s like getting a free babysitter! 😃

Ruby: People without kids are so stupid! 😂

Pyrrha: They’re going to destroy her! 🤣

[novankenn]

What If...

Pyrrha was also under the sway of Salem Cinder and Pyrrha love each other (Pompeii) Jaune and Emerald are married (Topaz) Jaune and Emerald have a child (Jasmine Esmeralda Arc) Jaune and Emerald are on the run from Salem & Ozpin

Scene : The Arc Household

==> throrn2048 - Ren and Mercury fight over who's the best uncle and you can't convince me otherwise

==> A/N - yes I know... I still need to do the one that shows how Merc joined the ranks of Jasmine's Uncles. But I couldn't not do this one... 😁

Nora was nearly crushing Emerald in a hug, causing a small plastic tube to clatter on the floor. Jasmine being the inquisitive child she was, picked it up and looked at it.

"Mommy?" Jasmine asked her voice sounding even more whistly since loosing her other front tooth.

"Yes, sweetie?" Emerald gasped as she was finally released from Nora's grasp, due to the energetic bomber wanting to congratulate Jaune. Jaune of course was having none of that and soon Jasmine was watching Daddy racing about the house being chased by Auntie Nora.

"What's this?" she held up the plastic tube, showing a small oval window with two pink lines in it.

"Oh, um... that's a special tool used by mommies and daddies to see if you're going to have a baby brother or sister?"

"Oh." Jasmine replied, turning the window back towards herself, and cocking her head to the side as she studied the strange object. "So pink means sister?"

"Ah... maybe?" Emerald stammered out before yelling over her shoulder, "Honey... Assistance... PLEASE!"

"Call off Nora and I will!" Jaune shouted from the backyard.

"Not happening Daddy times two!" Nora cackled.

"Two?" Jasmine's eyes lit up brightly. "Two pink! Two sisters!"

"Ah... um... ah..."

"Help me!" Jaune wailed.

"You're mine Jaune-Jaune!" Nora cackled.

"Mommy? Two pink lines. Two sisters?"

"No, honey, you see this... tool let's mommies and daddies know if there is a baby on the way, not if it's a boy or girl." Emerald shot her daughter a hopeful look, that the baby questions were over for the day. She was wrong.

"So when will the baby be here?" Jasmine asked, pouting and scuffing her feet. "I thought the baby was here now."

"My back!" Jaune screamed from the back yard.

"Why did you think that, sweetie?" Emerald asked crouching down to look her ruby eyed , blond haired angel directly.

"Auntie Nora said you and daddy need alone time for the baby, so I looked and didn't fine one."

"Ah..." Emerald tried to think of a way out of this when Mercury and Ren came walking in through the front door of the modern two story home. Arguing about who was the better uncle. "Hey, sweets?"

"Yes, mommy?"

"Ask Uncle Ren and Uncle Mercury about babies. I bet they're so smart then can answer all your questions!"

"They is smart, but smarter than you? I though you and daddy were the smartest?"

"We are, but this a test, to see if they are as smart as mommy and daddy. Okay?"

"Okay!" Jasmine chirped, before turning about and bouncing her way into the kitchen area, as that was where her uncles' voice were coming from.

"Emerald stood up, smoothed her pants out, smiled, and then marched out into the back yard to save her husband, and broach the subject of how to tell their darling daughter about babies.

In the kitchen/dining room, Ren and Mercury had piled several shopping bags, upon the table and pulling various products from inside said bags.

"A herb garden? You serious dude?" mercury asked, a little stunned at Ren's choice of present. "She's five, what in the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks would she want with a garden?"

"It's a soothing and intellectual hobby." Ren defended his choice. "It's never too late to expand your mind."

"Well, it has nothing what I got her!" Mercury said with a smirk while pulling out the latest wrestling based console game. "Mega-Super-Ultimate Rumble Huntresses! She loved wrestling, so she's going to love me! So there!"

"Did you check the ESRB Rating?" Ren asked while taking the game case from Mercury's hands.

"The what?"

"Rated M for Mature." Ren responded. "This is unsuitable for someone of Jasmine's age!"

"Seriously? Rated M? It's a wrestling game!"

"Scantily spandex clad huntresses with... jiggle physics."

"Oh... that makes sense."

"Uncie Ren? Uncie Mercury?" came the small innocent voice of the little angel the pair of men would do anything for.

"Hey rug-rat." Merc greeted Jasmine, moving around the table and helping the bundle of innocence into a chair.

"Hi, pumpkin." Ren greeted Jasmine while setting the herb garden down onto of the video game to hide the cover from Jasmine's view.

"I have a question, and mommy said you and Uncie Mercury would answer it." Jasmine happily informed her two uncles.

"We'll answer any questions you have munch-kin." Mercury informed the small girl.

"Uncle Mercury is right. So what do you want to ask?" Ren inquired.

"Mommy said," Jasmine proceeds to put the positive pregnancy test on the table. "this means there's a baby, but that two pink lines don't mean two sisters. Is she telling the truth?"

"You're mommy is telling the truth sweetie." Ren answered. "This is a special test that tells mommies and daddies if there is a baby coming."

"Oh," Jasmine pouted. "I want two sisters."

"Well the baby could be babies." Mercury stepped into the conversation in an attempt cheer up the little angel. "That only says a baby is coming, not how many, so you could very well have two sisters."

"Yes!" Jasmine cheered, in her adorable way< "So when?"

"When, what sweetie?" Ren asked, starting to feel as if Emerald threw Mercury under the bus.

"When will the baby get here?" A second after stating that question, her eyes grew bright with excitement. "Tomorrow?"

"Ah, sorry munch-kin not tomorrow."

"Can we go pick the baby up?" Jasmine asked before Ren could say anything additional to Mercury's answer. "There's baby stores in the mall, is that were we go?"

"No, those stores don't sell babies, they sell items for babies."

"So when then?" Jasmine once again started to pout.

"Nine months." Mercury replied, also coming to the conclusion that Em had purposefully submarined him and Ren.

"Why so long? Is it coming in the mail?"

"Ah, no... um..." Ren looked to Mercury, with a very "How do we deal with this?" look.

"Jas?" Mercury stepped in, a smirk on his face. "Do you remember those pictures of your Dad printed off of your Mom? The ones in your special photo album?"

"Yes? Why?"

"Do you remember anything funny about how you mom looked in those pictures?"

"Mom was FAT!" Jasmine exclaimed.

"Yep!" Mercury had to suppress his laughter. A sideways glance at Ren told the former assassin that Ren was in the same boat. "That was you making Mommy fat."

"Me?" Jasmine's eyes growing wide with curiosity.

"Yes," Ren interjected deciding to just finally rip the band-aide off. "Those pictures when you mom was... fat, are also of you, growing inside your mom's belly."

"I was in mommy's belly?"

"Yep, that's were babies, are kept until it's time to... ah..." Mercury paused, not sure how to tactfully mention birth.

"And they hide there for nine months before Mommies go to a special place to... have them?" Ren ended up turning his statement of fact in a question.

"Any other questions rug-rat?" Mercury asked, making a mental note to have a chat with the Arc parents.

"Yes, um..."

"Just ask the sweetie." Ren commented.

"How does the baby get in a mommy's belly? Did she eat them? How do the babies get out? Was it Auntie Saphron's belly, or Auntie Terra's belly that Adrian made fat?"

Mercury and Ren looked at each other, the competition on who was the better Uncle, was put on the backburner through mutual agreement, as they decided the best course of action in this situation was a tactical retreat.

"Emerald, you're NEEDED in the kitchen!" Mercury and Ren called out in unison. "Like NOW!"

"Kind of busy!" Emerald voice drifted into the house from the backyard. "Can you guys handle it just for a little... longer? Please?"

Uncie Ren? Uncie Mercury?" Jasmine looked up at the pair, a hardened assassin and a veteran huntsman, with a pleading look, filled with questions.

"Ah... how about we go for ice-cream?" Ren offered.

"Then the arcade?" Mercury asked.

"Yes!" Jasmine cheered. "You the bestest uncies ever in then whole world!"