#blackguard

[reashot]

Taking The Black(guard)

Jaune: *having his heart broken by Weiss*

Bleiss: Why hello lover boy~ 💜

*wearing nothing but sexy lingerie*

Jaune: Bleiss, what are you wearing?

Bleiss: Ho, ho. Don't mind what I'm wearing. You should be minding how are you going to satisfy me (sexually) this evening?

Jaune: B-but I like Weiss.

Bleiss: Weiss. Don't tell me you're still in love with the ice bitch?

Jaune: Don't call her that.

Bleiss: Why. Didn't she just reject you earlier, Jaune?

She doesn't deserve you.

She doesn't even like you.

What's wrong with calling her a bitch?

Jaune: It doesn't matter Bleiss, that still not okay. You can't call a girl and especially your sister like that.

Bleiss: So noble... You are wasted on her. In fact I say all the other girls are wasted on you except for me of course.

Jaune: Uh, Bleiss...

Bleiss: That little jailbait Ruby. Definitely not suited for you. Her small size alone means she cannot take your full length.

Jaune: Look...

Bleiss: Her sister Yang too isn't right for you. Let's just say that her chest is the only thing she gets going for her.

Jaune: Bleiss... I think you should stop.

Bleiss: But I'm just finally getting to the best part. And Blake, the little hypocrite. I'm willing to bet that it was the white fang that actually glad to get rid of her.

Jaune: No Bleiss, look behind you!

Bleiss: Ohh.... Hi girls. *Nervous laughter*

RWBY: 😠

[howlingday]

The Pie

Bleiss: Hello, Darling~!

Jaune: Oh, hey, Bleiss! Listen, about what happened last week, I just want you to know that I really hope there aren't any hard feelings between us. Y'know, us being friends and all?

Bleiss: Oh no~! Don't worry about me~! I'll be fine, Darling~! And... I want to thank you for being open and honest with me about your intentions. So... I baked you a pie~!

Jaune: Oh, thanks~! Wow, it looks delicious~! (Eats a bite of a slice) Mm~! This ish really good! What's in it?

Bleiss: Oh, nothing special... Flour... Apples... Cinnamon... My hair~.

Jaune: ...What?

Bleiss: My hair is in the pie, Jaune. And now it's inside of you. Part of me is inside of you. Do you feel me? Do you feel me inside of you? D A R L I N G ~ ?

Jaune: ...

Bleiss: (Pecks his cheek, Walks away)

[rwac96]

New Year Surprise (Shitpost)

Jaune: *groans lowly* "Ugh! The New Year already?"

*Jaune Arc sits up in the bed, rubbing his eyes...then feels a hand touching his lower back*

Neo: *pats his back, a sign of 'Go back to bed, hun'*

Jaune: *turns to the former Henchwench* "Neo!?"

Neo: *giggles, blows Jaune a kiss*

Jaune: *scoots to the edge of the bed* "Ugh, what happened last night--?"

Bleiss: *pokes his chest* "You rocked our world, Darling~."

Jaune: *blushes* "B-Bleiss!" *moves his head down as he feels someone crawling on top of him*

Pyrrha: *on top of Jaune* "Happy New Year, Beloved~."

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

It's been a while, idk if your still writing for RWBY but if you are can I ask for 5 ships reactions to Jaune getting a tattoo over his crotch reading "Property of" with their full names

I will likely always be writing for RWBY. It is what got me into actually writing and posting real content online, or at least the courage to finally start after dreaming to do it for years.

Since you didn't specify, the five RWBY girls I used were picked using a random spinner app with a list of all the RWBY girls.

Emerald Sustrai

Emerald stared wide eyed at the green text print on her (recently agreed upon) boyfriend, right on his pelvis, just above his crotch. When he said that he had a surprise for her and started undoing his buckle, she rolled her eyes at the cheesy as hell way to start some foreplay.

Not that she wasn't ready to go along with it. He had whipped up a great dinner for them tonight and she was quickly realizing that she loved a man that could cook.

She was not expecting to see him show off a tattoo. And not one with her name on it. "What do you think?"

She wasn't too sure what she thought about it, but definitely knew what she wanted to ask. "Wow... it looks... good. My emblem is a nice touch I guess. But ummm... why did you even get it?"

Jaune let go of the hem of his shirt that he'd been holding out of the way, partially covering the tattoo. "W-well... When we talked about our pasts a while ago... you said you never really had or owned anything for yourself." Emerald didn't need that being brought up again, it was awkward enough talking about it with him the first time. She quickly just agreed with a sharp nod, not wanting to deal with it all over again now. "Well... I thought now... you could at least own... me. That you'll always have me?"

Oh.

Oh damn...

He could have definitely tried to sound more confident when saying that... but damn if that line didn't do things to Emerald. Both making her cheeks flush and her heart race.

And also getting her very turned on.

"You are getting so much ass tonight."

"W-what?!"

Emerald sashayed her way over to her blushing dork, her ass swaying side to side. "Use your semblance on me. Then you're going to find out just how much that ink of yours is going to pay off."

Jaune's earlier surprise was quickly being replaced by excitement. But he was still a little confused, which persisted even as Emerald reached him and lifted up his shirt with one of her nimble hands. But he was still confused. "Why do you want me to use my semblance on you?"

Emerald lifted her knee up between his legs to gently rub his crotch. "Because I want to make sure I can last all night with you~"

"O-oh."

"Yup. Now, boost me up and dick me down you mushy goofball~."

Emerald jumped up and let herself be caught by Jaune, his hands gripping onto her ass through her shorts and giving them each plump cheek a squeeze. Emerald wrapped her legs around him and kissed him as deeply as she could before he carried her off to the nearest bedroom, his hands and her body starting to faintly glow white and green as the door shut behind them.

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May Zedong

“W-what is that!?” May felt her cheeks heat up with embarrassment when Jaune first started to lift up his shirt and pull his jeans down a bit. No matter how much she and him saw each other naked before, she still couldn't help but get bashful. However, when she saw the writing printed on his... very defined abs, her face went from warm to burning.

Jaune seemed to be catching some of her embarrassment since “W-well it’s a tattoo…”

May whined while she lifted up the collar of her jacket and the bottom of her beanie down, trying her best to hide her redding face from her boyfriend. "I know that! But why does it say that y-you're.... Why does it say THAT!?"

Jaune let his shirt drop, covering the tattoo again. "Well I-I heard about what those girls from Vacuo picking on you, and about what they said. And I just wanted to do something for you to make you feel better..."

"Why do you think this would make me feel better!?"

"B-because they said no one would... love you... and all that other stuff. W-well they're wrong! And this proves it! I-I'm sorry I couldn't be there to help you with those bullies at the time, but I got this to show you that I'll always be there for you in the end."

Now that stunned May, so much so that the blood receded from her face quickly and her jaw went a little slack. She stopped trying to hide her face, and looked at Jaune's. While his cheeks were very red, his eyes met hers and she saw the determination in them, meaning every word he said.

"C-can I see it again?"

Without hesitation or any question, Jaune lifted the bottom of his hoodie up again to show her the tattoo. A goofy smile dawned on his lips again.

...

May slowly walked forwards to him. When she was close enough, she slowly started to trace the inked skin with her index finger. Then she placed her hand on his abdomen, her thumb still rubbing the image of a hat in the corner, a hat that was nearly identical to her own signature beanie. "I-I like that it has my beanie... it's a really nice touch."

"S-so you like it?"

May slowly nodded, letting out a low, "Mmm-hmm", confirming that she did indeed like her boyfriend's tattoo. And it was certainly no lie.

"Eeep!"

Nor was it a lie to say that the squeak that she let out when Jaune suddenly hugged her wasn't adorable.

Jaune spun her around twice before placing her feet back on the ground. "I'm happy you like May! I really hoped you would. I just wanted to show you that I'll always be yours... because I love you."

May hugged Jaune back for a moment, only to pull back and plant a kiss on his smiling lips before flashing a rarely seen bright smile. "...I love you too, Jaune."

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Blake Belladonna

"B-Blake? Are you okay."

Jaune's worried tone and question fell deft on two sets of ears, not that he really needed an answer. For Blake was certainly not okay... Her increasingly heavy panting and dilated eyes were a clear indicator of that fact. She didn't even bother trying to hide it because she thought her response was very justified!

Her boyfriend decided he wanted to surprise her in her room after a lovely date, so after waiting a decent amount of time to let him 'get ready', she walked in on him laying shirtless on their bed, with one of her favorite books placed on his toned abdominal muscles. She rolled her eyes at him at first, but it was only when she playfully snatched the book off his stomach for them to get the most fun part of the night started did she realize what his real surprise was.

Her name, tattooed a few inches above his crotch. And clearly listing him as her property...

Dust and Brother gods alike... that was so freaking hot. It was something she had never known she needed to see up to this point. Something so simple, yet unlocking something deep within Blake's mind and body. Something primal... lustful. And now that she had seen it, she knew what she wanted next.

Jaune yelped as Blake literally pounced onto the bed, landing above him and silencing his surprised noise with a kiss. A deep kiss. A VERY deep kiss. Her tongue wrestling with his, and trading their saliva while doing so, absolutely caught Jaune by surprise.

And he was just as surprised when she pulled away, their tongues still extended since they had been mid-kiss.

Blake looked down at Jaune, panting and blushing heavily. "This means you're mine now, Jaune. And I plan to enjoy every part of you tonight~."

"O-okay."

Blake ground her hips back and forth against Jaune's, getting some pleasurable friction between them and both moaning as she went over her growing erection in his pants. "I'm starting on top tonight. Does that sound good?"

Blake grinned as Jaune nodded to her, placing his hands on her thighs to keep her where she was. She reached behind her and unzipped her top. She wanted to waste no more time getting on with a very fun night with her, now very much marked, man~.

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Robyn Hill (was bit of a new challenge writing for her)

"I-I thought I should show you m-my support..."

“So you got… a tattoo?"

"Y-yeah..."

"Of my name!?

"...yes..." Jaune nodded, slowly lowering his hoodie and shirt back down to cover his belly button and the green ink below it again.

"But if you wanted to show support for me, why did you get it down there?!”

He winced the smallest bit as Robyn raised her voice at him a little. “W-well… you seemed kinda… j-jealous when all of those moms of the kids I was a crossing guard for were flirting with me at your rallies… despite me telling them I was taken!” Jaune added the last part quickly when he saw Robyn’s gaze narrow when he brought up those hussies…

“So I… thought that this would be nice and I-I wanted to show you that... well... you're the only one that gets to see this part of me..."

Robyn was very silent, standing with her arms crossed and staring at him with a raised eyebrow. She was honestly having a hard time believing that he had really done something like this. He had seemed like such an innocent goodie two shoes when she met him. But… he did suggest stealing an Atlesian airship to get to Mantle in the first place… AND had asked her out in the first place… honestly, all things considered...

Robyn smiled as she uncrossed her arms and slowly walked towards Jaune. "Well... I do like seeing my name printed out."

"You do? Awesome! I'm so glad. I was worried tha- Mmmmh!"

Jaune was cut off as Robyn quickly grabbed him by the top of his chestplate and pulled him towards her. Her lips captured his own in a passionate kiss. One she was very much in control of. She had her fun for a few seconds before pushing Jaune back so they could both take a breath.

Jaune also took the break in the kiss to give a goofy smile. “That… that was nice…”

Robyn chuckled to herself, her grip on Jaune not letting go. “Yes, it was~. Now… How about I get through this rally quickly and then we go somewhere private where I can show you how much I appreciate your support~? Somewhere I can admire that tattoo fully while I sit comfortably on that face of yours~? Does that sound like a good idea to you Mr. Strategist?”

“Y-yes! S-sounds great actually!”

Robyn licked her lips and grinned as her hand grabbing Jaune's chestplate glowed green.

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Bleiss Gele

Bleiss was nearly drooling when she saw her darling lift up his shirt to show off those dust shredding abs of his. But when she saw what it was he exactly wanted to show her, she nearly fainted from pure excitement and blood loss from a nosebleed.

It was her name! Right below her darling’s defined abs! It was all she could ever have dreamed about and more! This was amazing! No more skanks or bimbos trying to steal her man! Or they could try, but he has proof of her claim now!

“Oh darling, it's wonderful!” Bleiss squealed in joy as she jumped into Jaune’s arms. Jaune, being quick to drop the bottom of his hoodie he was holding up, caught her easily with his arms around her. The only trouble he had holding her up was from how much she was kicking her legs in joy. Her giggling was also so infectious that Jaune couldn’t help but chuckle as well.

“I guess you like it, huh?” Jaune slowly lowered his girlfriend back to the ground, but still kept her close in a hug. Mainly because Bleiss was still trying to squeeze the air out of him.

“Like it?! I love it! You know me so well darling!” If it was possible, her hug on him got even tighter. “I love that you are happy to show me off as your future wife like that!” Bleiss ended her sentence by nuzzling her head into Jaune’s chest.

“Hehe… well… I’m glad you like it.”

“I really do! And it’s even better because we match now!”

“...what?”

Bleiss’ wide smile shifted into a knowing smirk as she let go of Jaune finally and stepped back a small distance. “Guess it’s time for my surprise now darling~!” She turned around and flicked up her skirt, revealing something that made Jaune’s eyes widen and his jaw drop.

On her right cheek was her own tattoo. One quite similar to the one that he had gotten for her. And the yellow ink reading out his name over the Arc family emblem was very noticeable on her pale rear. 

Bleiss looked over her shoulder at Jaune, smirking confidently. “What do ya think~?

Jaune couldn’t respond. His jaw was still slack and his eyes were wider than dinner plates. He was having trouble looking away from such a sight. But the lower half of his body was very telling instead.

And Bleiss was happy to accept that version of approval. But she wasn’t done there either. With a shake of her ass, she asked ‘innocently’, “Hey darling, want to see if we can make our ink touch~?”

I didn't really know which version of Bliess's last name, so I picked Gele as that makes the most sense of what she'd like to be called being the (literal) black sheep of the family. She'd prefer to go by her mother's name and Jaune would absolutely respect that.

[coolthingsguyslike]

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

please... i beg of thee, more bleiss content, either fluffy, funny or angst or anything.... im dyoing ove here

Jaune: Thanks for helping me cook Whitley! You're a heck of a lot better than your sisters!

Whitley: Oh, it's no problem. I needed something to do with my time aside from sitting around the manor, and Cooking was as good a skill as any to learn.

Jaune: *Ruffling his hair* I mean it! Thanks!

Whitley: *Feeling genuine affection from outside his family for the first time ever* Oh.

~~~~~

Bleiss: ... Someone's got the hots for my Darling, and someone's ruining my Baby Brother's innocence.

Bleiss: Someone's going to die tonight.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Elden Ring is a Comedy Part 1

*Liurnia of the Lakes*

Rya: Oh, Mr. Big Strong Tarnished! I was robbed by another of your kind and if you could go get it back it would be so amazing of you! But... could you oppose another of your own kind?

The Tarnished: Sure.

-Later-

The Tarnished: Yo, can I have the girl's necklace back.

Blackguard: Sure, just gimme some money so I can keep myself fed. Kinda feel bad about robbing her anyway.

Tarnished: Nah, I get it.

Blackguard: Thanks bro. Want some prawns?

Tarnished: Hell yeah.

-Later-

Tarnished: Yo, I got your necklace back.

Rya: OMG, you're so cool and edgy going out and killing another Tarnished like that you must be super hardcore and stuff you should totally join my mom's emo band!

[misterlazer]

Bleiss is a vegan

@caspianjupiter helped

Bleiss: I'd rather date someone who fucks like an animal than someone who eats them.

Jaune: Uhhhhhh-

Bleiss: Wait, FUCK. I mean, I'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them.

Jaune: I don't think that makes it any b-

Bleiss: And I'm an animal.

[jhamkul]

Blackguard’s Grim Traits - Optional Paladin Features

Embrace the shadows, Paladin. This blackguard transformation isn't for the pure of heart—it's for those who understand that justice sometimes demands a darker path. These grim features replace core Paladin abilities with new dreadful and tyrannical ones. Are you strong enough to resist the allure of forbidden might? Or will you embrace the darkness? Let me know what you think of these in the comments!

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Thank you very much for checking out this new creation! If you want to see more of my content, feel free to visit my Instagram, where I ask for advice, post teasers, and you can vote for my future posts.

[evenmyhivemindisempty]

Following up on this ask!

Diego Mendez: He’s fine with monogamy, although he’d prefer at least enough openness to allow him to occasionally make out with his friends. He won’t do a full poly relationship, that’s actually a hard limit of his (letting his partner fuck other people on special occasions, or have a few FWBs he knows and trusts - that’s one thing, relationship anarchy is a whole nother). He adores having closed/mostly-closed triads though, and his ideal relationship is a harem of all his favorite people.

Lachlan Bishop: Haha! No. He cheats on Lindsey constantly. He really wishes she’d cheat on him too. He gets so wistful imagining her cheating on him with a cool guy that loves her like he does! No, he won’t do poly, that’s just sparkling cheating as far as he’s concerned, which is nothing to aspire to! Also, Lindsey isn’t interested in an open relationship, and he respects her wishes. (Kaminski: Don’t bother trying to talk him out of this madness. We’ve done so many interventions.)

Kaminski: He’s aromantic. He likes causal relationships, and he’d never agree to monogamy. That being said, he isn’t always… exactly ethical about it. He won’t lie to someone’s face or tell them he wants commitment when he doesn’t, but he’s knowingly kept up comfortable situationships fully aware that the other person wanted or expected something more serious. He doesn’t like to broach that conversation, especially when it means risking the good blowjobs and fun movie nights he’s getting. He’s definitely broken some hearts in his time, and been called an asshole *plenty*

Dave Alvarez: He could do monogamy or a full poly relationship, but what he won’t do is an open relationship with a lot of rules. In his experience, it just gets too complicated and too messy.

Valentine Chenoweth: He’s actually decently monogamous! He could do an open relationship, potentially, but he might actually keep it closed on his end. Similar to Pierce, he likes feeling kept, and he likes having an “excuse” not to have sex with someone if they ask.

Dallas Jackson: He’s strictly monogamous in relationships, but he doesn’t get into relationships often. He mostly keeps things at the recurring hook-up level.

Lovelace: His ex-wife once tried to offer him a hall pass and the attempted flirty dirty talk made him cry.

[reashot]

Ruby: *sniffs* 😢

Jaune: I-I don't think we should do this Bleiss.

Bleiss: *already naked on top of Jaune* What! But we're already naked! And besides didn't you said that you wanted more "spice" in your relationship?

Jaune: Not like this! I said I wanted us to go out on more dates.

Ruby: You did? But I thought you're bored of being with me? 😥

Jaune: I would never be bored of being together with you Ruby. I-I love you so much...

Ruby: Oh Jaune... Me too. 😭

Bleiss: I'm starting to think I'm the one that's getting cucked.

[howlingday]

Bleiss: Now then... With all of my chores done, I wonder what I should do today.

Jaune: Whatever it is, could you please not bother me for a while?

Bleiss: Oh, darling, you know that's not going to happen! Snu snu is on the menu tonight~!

Jaune: Sending her here was what you wanted all along, wasn't it, Mom? I already told you, I'm not giving you any grandkids right now!

Mama Arc: (Voice in the wind) The flesh is like water, my son; a man must quench his thirst before he dies of drought~.

Jaune: DROUGHT DOESN'T GIVE YOU CHILD SUPPORT, MOTHER!

[rwac96]

Ask, Original Farmer

What is the story between Farmer Jaune and City Girl Bleiss? It seems that is what Ren was implying.

Ren: *exhales* "Bleiss, the walking scandal of the Schnee family, practically seduced Jaune."

Jaune: *holding and bouncing a fussy baby boy* "Okay, I'll admit, I got lovestruck...well, for her twin sister."

Ren: "Who's technically already in a relationship, so Bleiss decided to show Jaune how much 'better' she was than Weiss."

Jaune: *holds his son close* "Well, I felt loved by Bleiss, even she can be pretty profane."

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Bleiss and Jaune getting salads at a bar.

Bleiss: I’m going to get some meat.

Jaune: Okay.

Bleiss: *grabs him by the groin* You said ‘okay’! That was consent!

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Bliess demanding daddy rusted knight jaune breed her

Bleiss was lightheaded. Her Stud had her in a headlock, her feet dangling above the ground as he rammed into her with his full length, battering against her womb.

RK!Jaune: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!?!

Bleiss: Hrrrk!

She was floating on a rough cloud of Forceful Pounding and Lack of air, bliss filling her mind as she got Exactly what she wanted

RK!Jaune: Don't Pass out on me! You've got a mess to clean up, and I want you to know right when you become a mother!

Bleiss: *Gurgling*

Her legs were limp, and slick with all that she had cum, the viscous liquid glistening like the stars in her vision.

RK!Jaune: TAKE!

*THWAP*

RK!Jaune: IT!

*THWAP*

RK!Jaune: ALL!

*THWAP*

Bleiss' toes curled, a wild, thick heat pouring into her, as she came one last time, body going fully limp while her eggs were ravaged by Jaune's swimmers. She almost thought she could feel the sperm penetrating her eggs.

Jaune set Bleiss down on the bed (More Gently Than she would've liked, but for the hard fucking he just gave her, it was forgiven) Before standing in front of her.

RK!Jaune: Clean it.

Bleiss began sucking his cock, rapidly regaining hardness due to aura. She continued rubbing her raw pussy, trying to push as much of her spunk back into the wrecked hole.

It was a perfect night ~

[deebeeus]

Q: When is a Telecaster not a Tele? A: When it was made in mid-1951

1951 "Nocaster", photographed with the assistance of @michaelsegui at the 2024 Union Sound "Grand Day Out", organized by @dlott65 and hosted by @chriswstringer8.