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[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. December will bring blessings.

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[paper-mario-wiki]

unfortunately your favorite tumblr user (me) has caught covid 19

you may all begin weeping

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: My boyfriend said he's eating alone and it's not convenient for him to take my call, and he took one picture, can you help me see if he's cheating on me

Cnetizens: Contemporary Sherlock Holmes

[twistcmyk]

your bear made me realize i’m a lesbian.

im still in hard denial about being a furry however.

stage 1 complete... initiate stage 2

[the-flaneur]

they shouldn't be your bias. i am!

pairing: f1 grid x reader [texts]

ft. lewis hamilton, max verstappen, charles leclerc, carlos sainz, lando norris, oscar piastri, george russell, yuki tsunoda

summary: when they find out you secretly ran a massive fan account for your kpop bias before you met them

warnings: some vaguely suggestive

a/n: reader stans male and female idols (as they should, cause everyone is hot)

[masterlist] [requests]

lewis, max, charles

carlos, lando, oscar

george, yuki

permanent f1 taglist (comment or msg me to join)

@charlesgirl16 @tallrock35 @sweate-r-weathe-r @unlikelystay @alex-wotton

@daisyfreecs @euphorihan @louloucs @oikarma @dying-inside-but-its-classy

@fadingcloudballoon @princessminjikwon @chick-from-nz @nina-or-anna-or-nora

© the-flanuer || do not copy, rewrite or translate any of my work on any platform.

[dumblr]

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

[ash-rigby]

My favourite kind of straight people are the ones who tried fucking someone of their same gender just to be absolutely sure they weren't actually into it. Like of course you don't need to do that to know your attraction model; most of us just know and we tell them that but they're like, "Nope. Gotta be one hundred percent on this" and walk away from it like, "Yeah, no. I'm definitely straight." and I love them for it. More straight folks should give it a whirl. I think taking the mystery out of gay sex for them would help to work out that internalized bias.

[paper-mario-wiki]

posted this on bluesky but it's goin on here too

an unfortunate and very contemporary phenomenon is that of the transmasc content creator, often a vtuber, forced to compromise with a tepid "any/all pronouns" or remove any mention of it whatsoever, to see regular success without being bogged down by people unwilling to learn.

while it's true that transfems experience the same sort of constant assault on identity, the transmasc experience is unique in that there is a fundamental dismissal of it in the minds of bigots. the idea that because they were born one way, they cannot be a threat, only misled. bigots (and most well-meaning people honestly) regularly just ignore them before they think to destroy them.

to appease the algorithm, and to maintain viewership, the quiet redaction of pronouns from public profiles, and the acceptance of androgyny as to keep anyone who "isnt comfy" using your preferred ones placated enough to watch ad breaks so you can pay your electric bill this month, is often obligate.

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[metfell]

"contract grading" "only 4 absences or you drop to an F" "in this class we will be teaching about disabilities. attendance is mandatory and i do not accept late work" "please respond to at least two of your peers in this discussion post" "people with autism need time to decompress in a classroom environment. your class is four hours long with a 7 minute break." "we like to let students learn the way THEY want to learn. please buy our 150 dollar textbook."

quick reminder for everyone who hasnt seen my notice in the replies: please do not use this post as a place to put all of your really traumatic school experiences. you may only see yours, but i have the potential to see dozens of replies talking about self harm, suicide, family/pet death, etc. it would be really great of everyone to not do that to me.

also, i just hate contract grading and this post was, surprisingly, not intended to hit sixty thousand notes. if you can possibly even imagine.

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

[goblinbugthing]

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cutebottledspider]

FROMAGE BÉBÉ

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[aropride]

ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea