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They made a show called “The T word” which essentially was the same as “The L word” but all the lesbians were translators. When my teacher suggested we watch it in our translation class, I was like sir, this is a terrible idea.
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here’s a link to an organization shared by Bisan on instagram providing food and water to Palestinians in Gaza
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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.
What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?
“This is the best day of my life.”
“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”
Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.
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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”
What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.
What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”
Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.
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“Chat, is this real?”
Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”
“I wish I was Jason, 15.”
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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.
Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”
“God, I wish that were me.”
#basically Bruce gets hit with a curse that only allows him to speak in slang#what’s funny is that only dick is chronically online enough to understand him#and Jason’s recording everything for blackmail later#Bruce: don’t care didn’t ask. -100 points for aura and rizz#Jason: LAUGH#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#text#text post#batfamily
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lmao Democrats are being refused access to the Department of Education and everyone in the reddit thread is asking why they won't come back with the police and all of the answers are like "the police are out of view blocking the doors with guns."
liberals finding out all of those police funds they refused to defund because "people" love the police and crime is out of control are now finding out none of those funds were ever to protect them. beautiful.
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It’s so difficult to spend more than 10 minutes in twitter without blocking at least 20 magas, terfs or zionists
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"what you said to me last night. it was cruel. helly was never cruel. so if you're not her, then who are you? who would have the power to send their outie to the severed floor?" OKAYYYYYY CLOCKED. FUCKING CLOCKED.
#shows#severance#severance s2#severance 2x04#text#tais toi lys#lys lb: severance#irving b#helly r#irving calling milchick and helena calling for MARK. WHAT THE FUCK#*
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I forget how to draw every other day
#text#i've been hyping myself up to open commissions for the past week but the impostor syndrome or whatever you wanna call it
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I woke up and went on Tumblr, just to see that my address had been sent as an ask on @pukicho ’s blog.
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I don’t mention Steven Universe anymore despite it being one of my favorite shows because I value my peace, but last year I started tearing up at a plane and had to hold back my tears because I was listening to “Miss World” by Hole and constructing a Pink Diamond AMV in my head
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i feel strongly about this
#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr#but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings#im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions#text#1k#2k#uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k#10k#20k#30k#40k#50k
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Princess too 💖 ✨️ 💕 💟
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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money
#every trip to the grocery store brings me closer to the edge#how is this allowed we have to do somethingggggg#text#own
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