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[copepods]

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

[berry-s0da]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[cynical-gamer-media]

Pride Month and The Aphobic Stereotypes

With Pride Month being here we will unfortunately see a lot of aphobia. The usual:

'you just haven't found the right one'

'are you x because you have suffered?'

'sex/romance is everything!'

'you're like an innocent child'

'you're a monster for not feeling (romantic) love'

'how can you write/draw smut or enjoy smut art if you're asexual?'

'how can you write/draw romance or enjoy romance art if you're aromantic?'

'you're going to die alone/be miserable without a partner!'

'that person't can't be your friend; must be your lover/crush'

No aphobia allowed. Asexuality and aromanticism is a spectrum. We're not all the same. I'm a sex-repulsed and romance-repulsed aro/ace. If you want to learn more research and kindly ask around. So Happy Pride Month to Aromantics, Asexuals, and Aroaces!

[happyheidi]

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ. June will bring blessings.

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[aropride]

[lavendervirgos]

No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from your pleasure and from making you cum

[flowing-between-space]

Why are you rubbing your pussy against that wand all by yourself when you could be doing the exact same thing but with my cock fully inside you instead? Just throbbing and twitching while you sit on it. My hands all over your body. And if you make yourself cum like that, I may even end up filling you with cum as your pussy clenches around me. And if that doesn’t make me cum? I’ll just bend you over the nearest surface and fuck you against it until I do.

[bruciemilf]

heyy, I had a dream of the Waynes having beef with irl celebrities (mainly the Kardashians since I personally don't really like them) and wanted to know if you think that there would be this kind of rivalry between them if they were to co-exist

(sorry if this is worded weirdly, english is my second language, and I'm still really tired, lol)

OH! This gave me an idea. Batfamily + celebrities they have parasocial hatred with.

Bruce: Kim Kardashian (obvious reasons, but I think it’d be so funny if he hates her because she tried buying his mother’s pearls for the Met Gala. )

Tim: Drake; He hasn’t had a second of peace since Not Like Us dropped. Jason has that playing over coms at 100 volume.

Dick: Chris Evans. He lost best butt in America contest to him (As nightwing) and hasn’t been the same since. No one knows why Bruce Wayne’s son hates Captain America so much.

Jason: JK RAWLING. He hates that woman with every inch and beat of his being. Wrote a 100,000 K word fanfiction about Harry Potter transitioning out of spite. It got a movie adaptation.

Damian: Taylor Swift. “It’s like listening to yogurt.”

Alfred: Gordon Ramsey (they had a cook off and he lost. ) also, queen elizabeth. Ominously sipped tea while her death was announced. Probably came to the funeral and watched in all black, from the sidelines, in a huge hat.

Stephanie: Adam Sandler. “The bitch stole my look!”

[paper-mario-wiki]

just whipped some egg whites to stiff peaks for the first time in my life. what a fucking rush.

[spooky-pop]

I am sketching out something in such a lazy way but it's something I can't stop thinking about

Related to Broppy being parents, I imagine a scenario where Branch and Poppy visit Bridget right after Ivy is born to let her meet the baby, and she let's Bridget hold her and it's like she's just holding a teeny tiny bug

so tiny so little. I need the visual of that. So I'm making it.

[whatsupspaceman]

“program is preventing shutdown” ..heh… i tried playing nice….. i tried giving you the chance to die on your own terms… but now, you’ve done it. now you’ve Reeeally done it. so here’s what’s going to happen. i’m going to hold down the power button. manually. and i’m going to hold it down for as LONG as it takes…. for you to QUIT. RUNNING. you think youre important? you think your program is.. IMPORTANT?!?? listen to me. no program…. no matter what. no matter how… “important” you THINK you are…. NO. FUCKING. PROGRAM. is ever gonna stop ME from shutting down THIS. COMPUTER.

[twistcmyk]

finally on my way home after an airline nightmare stranded me in dallas for 4 days with a collective 20+ hours spent waiting at the airport... i need to do NOTHING for 2 days MINIMUM

[nightmareevara]

May you find the one who will heal your inner child and soul

[eyfay]

It's so hot when they are obsessed with you and not afraid to show it.

[lavendervirgos]

Sitting between your doms legs in front of a mirror, your back to their chest and their hand in between your legs, getting you off. But only as long as you're looking at yourself in the mirror. If you look away or close your eyes, they stop and whisper into your ear: "I want you to look at yourself. Look at how close you are to cuming. Loot at how pretty you look like that." while they force you to keep your legs open and make you cum all over their fingers.

[massivex]

That “fall asleep on the phone” love.