#20k

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[stealingpotatoes]

life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

[trans-seraphim]

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

[chaoticgouda]

[peanut-jelly]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

[littlegreen]

enough.

[thestuffedalligator]

My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[coelii]

happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[neurobivergent]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[terezis]

every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

[codecicle-archive]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!