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[wh40kartwork]

Promethean Sun

by David Ok

[candyswirls]

It would be funny to see the Primarchs react to a deaged Magnus the red. How would they react to their young wisdom seeking brother who loves to learn from them?

"Bo! Bo! Bo! Bo!"

The primarch of the Iron Warriors sighed as the red boy appeared at his side.

"What are you doing? Are you building something? What are you building? What's it for? What's it called? Can I help?"

"This is a highly concentrated cannon laser meant to go on the outside of a space fortress," Perturabo explained. "I do not need help, and it is highly dangerous. You're not allowed in here. Go bother Dorn."

"Okay!"

He ran out, planning on finding Rogal, but as he passed a window, he saw Jaghatai outside with his horses.

He gasped. He DEFINITELY had questions on those.

He raced downstairs and nearly ran into Curze. His brother was dressed in a rubber apron, blood dripped down the front.

"Hi Konrad!" He greeted. "What are you doing?"

"Flaying," Konrad answered.

"Flaying what?"

"Xenos."

"How are you flaying it?"

"Start at the limbs and move into the torso like a five point star. Best way to preserve most of the skin on this one."

"Can I try?"

The Night Haunter thought for a moment, "I only have one body right now, and I'm not allowed to use serfs or servitors. Later."

"Okay!" Magnus beamed.

He ran outside and beelined to the corral. He jumped on the railing and leaned forward.

"Jagh!" He called while waving.

"Hello, Magnus," the Khan greeted.

"Can you tell me about your horses?"

"What would you like to know?"

"Everything!"

Jaghatai smiled and came over to the boy. He lifted him over and brought him to a gelding.

"This is Zim," he told Magnus. "A calm and easy horse to ride."

"He has curly hair!" Magnus clapped.

Jagh set him a top the horse.

"Keep a hold of the saddle horn," the Khan told him.

Magnus did so and began recalling, "I read a book that said on ancient Terra that curly haired horses were the most biodiverse out of all the horse breeds on the planet at that time and..."

As he continued, Jaghatai led the horses in a trotting circle around the corral, listening to his younger brother.

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[stealingpotatoes]

it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

[deanwasalwaysbi]

This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[king-wilhelm]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[thestuffedalligator]

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

[emilem-forevermore]

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

[texaschainsawmascara]

Mona Lisa cat nest 😭

[codecicle-archive]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[wh40kartwork]

The Wolf King

by Relithel

[seven-oh-four]

honestly this screenshot just says everything

[stealingpotatoes]

cat summer begins the literal millisecond they see one (1) spot of sun

[crowcrate]

Kinda wanna do more characters in this style it’s so silly and fun

Edit: And i did :)

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[beguilingcorpse]