she/her | age ≥ 18 | do not like male gendered terms if i were an animal i'd be a deer but i am getting more kitty by the day
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Y'know I had fun with wplace for a few hours making art and stuff but then I learned about the transmisogynist hate campaign an ex-mod has been put through and I kinda don't wanna touch it with a 10 foot pole anymore
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look at all the creatures at my door now. this is why you don't feed wild animals kids
meow
meow!!!!
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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.
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finally managed to find an exorcist who could get all the ghosts out of my place of living and you'll never guess what happened afterward. that's right: my house got repossessed
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I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef
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[starts pulling you all out like a long and colorful handkerchief]
[gets in my little clown car]
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What do you think Zooble was doing in the flower pot to cause them to drop an arm?
oh GOD
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guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.
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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me
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auhg. i'm so tired. can someone hit me with a really big cartoon hammer
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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.
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