#nat og

[beguilingcorpse]

genuinely it is so crazy to me that like. if none of the murders had happened and it had really actually been dulcinea and protesilaus at canaan house instead of cytherea… i truly believe that none of the other pairs would have ascended. EXCEPT for ianthe, who did it ANYWAYS. like really? truly? actually? if there had been no pressure? if the heir of each house had simply been allowed to discover the eightfold word as they pleased? who would have willfully done it? who would have taken their cavalier’s life, or their flesh? certainly not the fourth, fifth, or sixth. judith has too much of a personal attachment to marta and too much of a moral obligation to not eating her lieutenant. dulcinea wouldn’t have sacrificed protesilaus to prolong her own life. silas would have considered it an abomination at best. and gideon and harrow had already started their Character Development by the time abigail and magnus were found dead - by the time harrow had actually found the key to lyctorhood, she would have rather died than kill gideon. without direct interference, only ianthe would have ascended. only one lyctor would have been created.

in trying to stop any of them from becoming lyctors, cytherea created more of them.

[turnabouthellos]

middle aged man bishie sparkles….. i’ve never respected capcom more

[beguilingcorpse]

the racists and pedophiles when they see “standard dni”

"DNI: Standard DNI criteria" is so funny, like anyone checking if they should interact is gonna be familiar enough with dni's to know the standard redundant options. really exposes the purpose of them, they signal an in-group to other people with the same DNI rather than actually being a warning for potentially unwanted interactions.

[nattousan]

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

🦀

[night-the-starfish]

Words of wisdom a paper craft.

[atomicradiogirl]

happy winters friday (i made that up)

[onbearfeet]

I think today is a good day to show @burninblood and the rest of Team BuckyNat my handpainted Chris Samnee BuckyNat pint mug. (Handpainted by me, using art by Chris Samnee.) It gets a lot of use as a water mug at this time of year.

[fluffypotatey]

y’all help i’ve got two hangster x twister aus haunting my brain and one is mostly silly and fun while the other is angsty Bradley character study

[927roses-and-stuff]

what if...?

PEGGY AND NATASHA SMOOCHED

[natdrinkstea]

[flirting] hey baby, wanna stay up until midnight listening to me read the Wikipedia article for the concept of the Final Girl out loud?

[beguilingcorpse]

Top 5 Coronabeth moments? One of mine is def when she was just swinging that sword around in GtN

5. jeannemary specifically asking for gideon and corona when she finds the cremated remains in the furnace, because they were the two that magnus liked the most……. head in my hands. for all of her faults the crown princess of ida is likable

4. the reunion between her and ianthe in ntn. fuckin insanity. if you haven’t heard moira quirk narrate it in the audiobook i HIGHLY recommend

3. when magnus tells that awful joke at the fifth’s dinner party and she just fucking LOSES IT:

2. the end of as yet unsent, when she offers herself as judith’s cavalier using gideon’s rapier…. Jody, if I offered you that sword, wouldn’t you take it? I know how to use it. I know what it would mean. Lieutenant Dyas is dead. My own necromancer wouldn’t have me. Won’t you let me be your cavalier? Here, now, at the end of the world? Save me, Jody. Bind me to you, or who knows where I will go? What throne will I mount, if you don’t bind me down? (and then judith TURNS HER DOWN…. DYKE DRAMA)

1. when babs died and she is simply inconsolable for the entire scene. but ONLY because she believes that ianthe should have eaten her instead. she’s fucking insane i am OBSESSED WITH HER!!!!!

(ask me my top 5 of anything!)

[turnabouthellos]

the ace attorney social media manager deserves a raise

[greyias]

After encountering a game breaking bug in the first five minutes I now have a cute little half-elf Paladin girl now. It only took me three tries, and apparently her 3.0 self is rolling terribly in comparison to Aravyn Prime. She has failed every single check and it's starting to get a little hilarious.

(I'll probably not post too much in the way of spoilers, but if you want to opt out of bg3posting, you can filter out #grey's bg3 tag)

[nattousan]

seeing trans people existing in public

the love in me sees the love in you

[autism-swagger]

There is a correct answer to this. I'm just not sure what it is.

[atomicradiogirl]

who is this DIVA 💜