#og post

[evaamaxblog]

I don't know you ,guys, don't find me sexy 😏 enough and got a lot fantasies you are craving for

Reblog

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[clownowo]

thought about them too hard and exploded. sorry !

[t4tails]

dude the ending of sonic 3 was wild. having green hills get nuked from orbit and tom getting caught is the blast was a really risky move but i think it paid off. some might say the 6 minute long scene of him screaming in agony on the ground was upsetting to the kids in the audience but i actually think its really important to let children experience death in a safe environment like that

[phortgage]

does anyone know what dan and phils fucking countertops are made of i am losing my entire goddamn mind

[divorce-enjoyer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

[imbeingtauntedbyachild]

Anyways

[loumandivorce]

their achilles heels cut the way slaves' were cut. the monstrous racist caricatures drawn. louis depicted as a violent, unstable, and predatory man. not allowing them to speak. the abuser crying about his loneliness as the entire crowd cries with him. louis begging on his knees and telling lestat he'll never leave him, will do whatever he wants, will always be happy, if he just turns claudia. even when lestat admits his faults the crowd sides with him. armand saying lestat took the pieces of louis life and reframed them to build an effigy to lestat as if he didn't do the exact same. claudia telling lestat and louis it was never about her. "i could not prevent it" as he controls an entire crowd. claudia singing "i dont like windows when they close" as she dies. louis buried in rocks and the rocks in the dubai penthouse. the absence of metaphor is striking.

[gray-ace-space]

a while back i posted screenshots of a conversation with a demi friend who afaik is otherwise cishet and extremely not on tumblr. i guess he's just gonna be a recurring character on this blog.

here is me (badly) explaining the deal with unicorns and dragons to him, and a message he had for acespecs in response.

make armadillo ace a thing. do it for him.

[loriache]

Puppy love

[disasterdandelion]

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

[clownowo]

What’s she doing in court at 10am on a Thursday in October. Girl your classes.

[t4tails]

the about to sneezer

[needymvtt]

Sorry that I saw your happy trail and bush and moaned a little. It will happen again.

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

[bastardiando]

posting across the targetverse here bc it did numbers on twitter