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name one difference between birds and children

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watching a national dog show vid. this beast has the saddest most glistening eyes I've ever seen

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would you ever draw jadekat?

as a matter of fact i have drawn lots of jadekat! here is some supremely old art from the ancient year of 2022 (jk)

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youtube what

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jelly

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Sometimes Reddit comments are great writing inspiration:

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Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

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PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

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Starting off the new year like

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A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

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70’s ad for Asbestos

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hello google chrome refugees

don't use any of these browsers, they're also chrome

Here are my favorite firefox plugins for security/anti-tracking/anti-ad that I recommend you get

please get off chrome google is currently being investigated for being an Illegal Monopoly so get outta there okay love you bye

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Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

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is this true??

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A very summery Doggust so far. 🍃

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