#Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna

[superiorsturgeon]

Jamie: (Arkos son) I hate my life.

Jamie: When I was younger I found out that my mom was everybody’s celebrity crush…

Jamie: …and now my classmates keep developing crushes on my dad!

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) EW!!! That’s so gross! Who could possibly be crushing on a friend’s dad?!?! 😫

Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) …

Nala: 😧

Jamie: …no…

Jenny: Just a little bit! Mister Nikos-Arc gives such warm hugs! It makes me wonder what it would be like to…I don’t know…be married to someone who’s tall and blonde and-! 😖

Jamie: *runs out of the room* NOOOOOO….!!!!! 😫

Magna: (Renora daughter) *walks into room* What’s his problem? Did he find out that his dad is kinda hot?

Jamie: *in the distance* …noooooo…..!!!!!! 🤮

[willsonlmt]

After a doubles match of Jaune and Pyrrha vs. Yang and Blake, they come together to shake hands.

Yang: Good job today, everyone. Also, jaune very nice staying a solid base against kit kat here.

Jaune: Thanks, Yang, but the credit goes to Pyrrha. She's the one that's been helping me improve.

Pyrrha brushes a bit and goes to speak but blake beats her to it.

Blake: Jaune, you should take credit, too. Learning is one thing, but using it effectively is something that needs to be honed in on, and not everyone can.

Jaune: Thanks, girls. Really, the compliments are great. Hey Pyr, I'm gonna go shower off and call Cerise. Meet up later for studying and snack?

Pyrrha: Sounds lovely. Please tell Cerise I say hi.

Jaune walks away out of the training arena as he walks away. Pyrrha checks out jaunes ass in a no discreet way to the other girls she with. As Jaune exits, Pyrrha looks up to see yang with a teasing grin.

Yang: Seeing something you like, Pyrrha, or are you just thinking about burgers because of those buns.

Pyrrha blushing from being caught.

Pyrrha: I was just admiring his hard work is all.

Yang: Yeah, I'm sure you're wishing you could admire something else that's hard of his.

Blake: Okay, well, while you tease pyrrha. I'm gonna go wash up to talk later.

Blake walks away and yang pulls pyrrha in to her.

Yang: it's all good. I love watching my partner walk away, too.

[queershippingpolls]

Do you ship them?

[smh0217]

*Jaune, Emerald, Yang, and Blake are walking through a park in Vale*

Emerald, holding Jaunes hand: Are you sure about this?

Jaune:?

Emerald: I’m a thief and the fact that I used to work for Cinder… I just attract all kinds of trouble!

Jaune: Don’t we all have our problems…

Emerald: Well I’m struggling with mine.

Jaune: Then let’s struggle together! Besides, it’s not like we’re alone…

*Jaune and Emerald smile at each other while blushing*

Yang, watching them: Look at those two, can’t wait for double dates!

Blake: I want to see more!

Yang: Now now, let them go at their own pace.

Blake: At least they’re communicating… something you might want to work on.

Yang: What do you mean?

Blake: Everytime I want to talk about our feelings, you send me pictures of monster trucks!

Yang: Gravedigger pics are the purest form of love, babe!

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Yang: Say gex.

Blake: Gex?

[soupcanspecimen]

So we're all in agreement that "Worthy" is about the bike right?

[crystalsandbubbletea]

Bumbleby save me Bumbleby save me save me Bumbleby-

(AKA it's 'Rian losing their mind over Bumbleby' hours, and then debating if they should do art and/or fanfictions of the bees-)

[bestshipsmackdown]

Side Two: Group Fourteen: Round One

Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna from RWBY vs. Bugs Bunny x Daffy Duck from Looney Tunes

[rapunzel-the-pun-master]

Hey, bumblebee shippers, please tell me you call yourselves bee keepers. Or do you have a different name for yourselves? I want the bee puns

[superiorsturgeon]

Yang: …all right, FINE! I guess I’M the only virgin! Everyone laugh, get it out of your system now! *readies needle*

Blake: Yang, wait!

Blake: *lifts her top*

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Yang: *red-faced and sweaty* …not that I’m complaining…but you could’ve picked a better time, babe…

Weiss: No kidding! Now the ritual is ruined AND you had filthy sex right in front of us!

Blake: *buttoning up her top* The moment felt right.

Yang: *Reading an ancient tablet* The spell can only be broken by the blood of a virgin.

Yang: Okay Ruby, I'll just need to do a little pin prick.

Ruby: Ummm, but I'm... not... a...

Yang: ...Vomit boy.

Jaune: We've been dating for a year Yang, I'm not sure what you were expecting.

Yang: Fine. Fine. Weiss?

Weiss: I'm not a virgin.

Yang: Doing it to yourself doesn't count.

Weiss: I didn't. Penny has very soft hands.

Yang: ...Blake?

Blake: No.

Yang: ...Nora?

Nora: Pfft.

Ren: Your assumption is wrong.

Yang: ...Is everyone getting laid here except me?

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Babe, do you ever feel…I don’t know…jealous? Of Blake and Yang?

Pyrrha: Because their first kiss DIDN’T involve a desperate fight for everyone’s life that almost resulted in one of their deaths and several months of trust issues that set their relationship back? 😭

Jaune: I was going to say “because their daughter’s cat ears help them figure out her moods,” but now I regret bringing it up…

[digitalpuff]

Haha I don’t think I’ve uploaded this??

I love them, they are everything

[smh0217]

“The fact I gotta train 3-5 days a week to keep my body at "moderately broken" while my girlfriend sleeps all day and can do parkour with ease is a crime.”

-Yang about Blake, probably

[falleri-salvatore]

I am loving the fact that Old Man Jaune is just so deadpan about everything. XD

Oh and some background Bmblb, I guess.

I suck at editing but have this already

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: Be me. Wake up to the smell of eggs and bacon cooking. Go downstairs. Pyrrha is cooking in the kitchen. I smile at her. She smiles back. Go to the medicine cabinet and take my meds. 2mg of risperderal. I turn back. She’s gone. I start cooking eggs and bacon myself alone.

Blake: Holy Fuck Jaune.

Yang: You maybe want to hang with us?

Jaune: Nah you two are dating. I wouldn’t want to be the third wheel.

Blake: It’s no trouble.

Jaune: Really? It is trouble. Let sleeping dogs lie. Let crazy Jaunes be crazy. I’ll pull through.

Yang: If you’re sure.

Jaune: I am. Don’t worry about silly little me.

[y0urnewhyperfixation]

i too must join the renaissance