#lie Ren

[askjaunebecausehescool]

NORA: SO SHARP!!!

NORA: Watch, as I gnaw Ren's arm off!!

NORA: GNAW GNAW GNAW GNAW

REN: Ouch.

REN: ...do I taste good?

NORA: Very!

[arc-misadventures]

Jaune arc meets sunky.mpeg the strongest and friendliest exe

Sunky.mpeg

Jaune: …

Sunky: …

Jaune: …

Sunky: …

Jaune: …

Sunky: Hi~!

Jaune: …

Jaune: I’m never having another one of, Ren’s smoothies ever again. I mean, what the hell am I even looking at?

Sunky: You’Re nEW GoD!

Jaune: WHAT THE FUCK?!!

[superiorsturgeon]

Last time…

Samurai!Ren: *writing a letter* …again, I wish to offer my SINCERE apologies for the incident at the ceremony presenting the new heir to the kingdom…!

Earlier…

Ogre!Nora: …are you gonna eat that?

Princess!Weiss: *cradling royal Whiterose baby* …this is my CHILD-

Back in the present…

Ogre!Nora: It was a cultural misunderstanding! 😩

Samurai!Ren: *pushes letter away and drops face into his hands* …we’re banned from the palace… 😓

Knight!Jaune: So now that we’re all on the royal shit-list, maybe we could start looking into a long guild mission together?

Dragon!Pyrrha: …I’m still confused about the baby. Was it already hatched, or were they showing off the egg? Because I could see being confused about a big egg…🤔

[howlingday]

F**K REN

Ren: Alright, gang; it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands. Let's split up and look for clues.

Jaune: ...

Ren: Nora. Pyrrha. You're with me.

Ren: (Walking away arms over shoulders) Jaune, why don't you go with the fucking dog?

Zwei: REEHEEHEEHEE~!

Jaune: You know what, Ren, man?! Like, F-FUCK You!

Ren: (Shoves Nora and Pyrrha away, Turns) You got something you want to say to me, Jaune? Let's hear it! Let's hear what you have to say!

Jaune: Like... Like-

Ren: Like? Like what?! Huh?! Jaune?

Jaune: LIKE-

Ren: YOU FUCKING BITCH-

Jaune: LIKE!

Boinks~! This beat whack~!

But she's groovier than a Zwei-sty Snack~!

I'm never getting Ren's ass off my back~!

Like, man, these Grimm give me a heart attack~!

Pigs and bears, wolves and bats~!

Tired or getting chased like a pack of rats~!

SO FUCK YOU, REN~!

"Let's split up and look for clues~!"

Go and take all the bad bitches with you~!

But you still can't get Pyrrha to screw~!

She's in bed with me, and Nora, too~!

Like, GEEZ~! What you tryna prove~?

That robes still look good on dudes~?

I'm tired of your long, dark, silk-haired head~!

You're uglier than the Grimm we've met~!

Too bad, you can't take off the mask~!

We know your face ain't gettin' ass~!

Kuro Yuri-

Zwei: ROKAY, RONNIE! ROKAY, RAT'S RENOUGH!

Jaune: LIKE, I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM, MAN! LIKE, I'VE-

[ficretus]

Jaune: I USED MY SEMBLANCE TO RESTORE EYESIGHT TO 1000 PEOPLE.

Nora: Fearless Leader saves the day once again!

Ruby: <3 <3 <3

Yang: Nice one VB. Got anything for hands?

Ren: Wait a minute...

Jaune: What's the matter Ren?

Ren: Your Semblance doesn't work that way.

Jaune: Ha ha... you know Semblances can be weird sometimes.

Ren: Jaune... what's going on?

Jaune: Hey look Ren, it's 1000 lien bill, what a coincidence. Maybe you should stop asking questions and another one might pop up.

Ren: Are you trying to bribe me?

Jaune: Am I?

Ren: Sigh... look Jaune, you can't just run fake charities. I know we are running out of cash, but we are not that desperate.

Jaune: Come on, I'm just swindling some rich Atlesians.

Ren: Jaune!

Jaune: Fine, no more fake restore sight schemes.

*next day*

Jaune: I USED MY SEMBLANCE TO RESTORE HEARING TO 1000 PEOPLE.

Ren: For Gods sake... you know what I'm done playing nice.

Ren: I WORKED FOR JAUNE ARC, HE'S A FRAUD.

[sunnysunsins]

New episode is up!

This time with a fully rendered illustration:

Look at them being silly together~

[rubyfunkey]

half-maiden scribbles

[pilot-boi]

A bird and his babies

Any guy can be a babygirl, but it takes a man to be a single mother

[chantaldraw]

"...because you did start something."

[amelia-yap]

not pictured: oscar drawing a hot bath

inspired by this

[rainbow-zebra-art]

This drawing was done for my Boosty! You can download the full-sized version here. ____

The idea was suggested by my subscriber: "any characters you want watching a fireworks show". So! It's some celebration in Vacuo. Beautiful fireworks are unfolding over the desert, everyone is watching the show... And I imagined Emerald finally relaxing and letting her guard down at this moment in front of her new companions 😌

[raccrows]

simpler times

[averagemrfox]

[paponela]

i like to think that after their little traumatic adventure in volume 8 they hang out together all the time and at some point yang begins to call them team WHALE

[veelilee]

some sketches :)

[frankielucky]

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