#Yang xiao long x Blake belladonna
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superiorsturgeon · 1 month ago
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Jamie: (Arkos son) I hate my life.
Jamie: When I was younger I found out that my mom was everybody’s celebrity crush…
Jamie: …and now my classmates keep developing crushes on my dad!
Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) EW!!! That’s so gross! Who could possibly be crushing on a friend’s dad?!?! 😫
Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) …
Nala: 😧
Jamie: …no…
Jenny: Just a little bit! Mister Nikos-Arc gives such warm hugs! It makes me wonder what it would be like to…I don’t know…be married to someone who’s tall and blonde and-! 😖
Jamie: *runs out of the room* NOOOOOO….!!!!! 😫
Magna: (Renora daughter) *walks into room* What’s his problem? Did he find out that his dad is kinda hot?
Jamie: *in the distance* …noooooo…..!!!!!! 🤮
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willsonlmt · 5 months ago
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After a doubles match of Jaune and Pyrrha vs. Yang and Blake, they come together to shake hands.
Yang: Good job today, everyone. Also, jaune very nice staying a solid base against kit kat here.
Jaune: Thanks, Yang, but the credit goes to Pyrrha. She's the one that's been helping me improve.
Pyrrha brushes a bit and goes to speak but blake beats her to it.
Blake: Jaune, you should take credit, too. Learning is one thing, but using it effectively is something that needs to be honed in on, and not everyone can.
Jaune: Thanks, girls. Really, the compliments are great. Hey Pyr, I'm gonna go shower off and call Cerise. Meet up later for studying and snack?
Pyrrha: Sounds lovely. Please tell Cerise I say hi.
Jaune walks away out of the training arena as he walks away. Pyrrha checks out jaunes ass in a no discreet way to the other girls she with. As Jaune exits, Pyrrha looks up to see yang with a teasing grin.
Yang: Seeing something you like, Pyrrha, or are you just thinking about burgers because of those buns.
Pyrrha blushing from being caught.
Pyrrha: I was just admiring his hard work is all.
Yang: Yeah, I'm sure you're wishing you could admire something else that's hard of his.
Blake: Okay, well, while you tease pyrrha. I'm gonna go wash up to talk later.
Blake walks away and yang pulls pyrrha in to her.
Yang: it's all good. I love watching my partner walk away, too.
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queershippingpolls · 5 months ago
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Do you ship them?
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smh0217 · 1 year ago
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*Jaune, Emerald, Yang, and Blake are walking through a park in Vale*
Emerald, holding Jaunes hand: Are you sure about this?
Jaune:?
Emerald: I’m a thief and the fact that I used to work for Cinder… I just attract all kinds of trouble!
Jaune: Don’t we all have our problems…
Emerald: Well I’m struggling with mine.
Jaune: Then let’s struggle together! Besides, it’s not like we’re alone…
*Jaune and Emerald smile at each other while blushing*
Yang, watching them: Look at those two, can’t wait for double dates!
Blake: I want to see more!
Yang: Now now, let them go at their own pace.
Blake: At least they’re communicating… something you might want to work on.
Yang: What do you mean?
Blake: Everytime I want to talk about our feelings, you send me pictures of monster trucks!
Yang: Gravedigger pics are the purest form of love, babe!
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 1 month ago
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Yang: Say gex.
Blake: Gex?
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soupcanspecimen · 1 year ago
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So we're all in agreement that "Worthy" is about the bike right?
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crystalsandbubbletea · 7 months ago
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Bumbleby save me Bumbleby save me save me Bumbleby-
(AKA it's 'Rian losing their mind over Bumbleby' hours, and then debating if they should do art and/or fanfictions of the bees-)
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bestshipsmackdown · 2 years ago
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Side Two: Group Fourteen: Round One
Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna from RWBY vs. Bugs Bunny x Daffy Duck from Looney Tunes
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rapunzel-the-pun-master · 2 years ago
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Hey, bumblebee shippers, please tell me you call yourselves bee keepers. Or do you have a different name for yourselves? I want the bee puns
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superiorsturgeon · 7 months ago
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Yang: …all right, FINE! I guess I’M the only virgin! Everyone laugh, get it out of your system now! *readies needle*
Blake: Yang, wait!
Blake: *lifts her top*
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Yang: *red-faced and sweaty* …not that I’m complaining…but you could’ve picked a better time, babe…
Weiss: No kidding! Now the ritual is ruined AND you had filthy sex right in front of us!
Blake: *buttoning up her top* The moment felt right.
Yang: *Reading an ancient tablet* The spell can only be broken by the blood of a virgin.
Yang: Okay Ruby, I'll just need to do a little pin prick.
Ruby: Ummm, but I'm... not... a...
Yang: ...Vomit boy.
Jaune: We've been dating for a year Yang, I'm not sure what you were expecting.
Yang: Fine. Fine. Weiss?
Weiss: I'm not a virgin.
Yang: Doing it to yourself doesn't count.
Weiss: I didn't. Penny has very soft hands.
Yang: ...Blake?
Blake: No.
Yang: ...Nora?
Nora: Pfft.
Ren: Your assumption is wrong.
Yang: ...Is everyone getting laid here except me?
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superiorsturgeon · 1 month ago
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Jaune: Babe, do you ever feel…I don’t know…jealous? Of Blake and Yang?
Pyrrha: Because their first kiss DIDN’T involve a desperate fight for everyone’s life that almost resulted in one of their deaths and several months of trust issues that set their relationship back? 😭
Jaune: I was going to say “because their daughter’s cat ears help them figure out her moods,” but now I regret bringing it up…
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digitalpuff · 2 months ago
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Haha I don’t think I’ve uploaded this??
I love them, they are everything
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smh0217 · 2 years ago
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“The fact I gotta train 3-5 days a week to keep my body at "moderately broken" while my girlfriend sleeps all day and can do parkour with ease is a crime.”
-Yang about Blake, probably
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falleri-salvatore · 2 years ago
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I am loving the fact that Old Man Jaune is just so deadpan about everything. XD
Oh and some background Bmblb, I guess.
I suck at editing but have this already
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 1 year ago
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Jaune: Be me. Wake up to the smell of eggs and bacon cooking. Go downstairs. Pyrrha is cooking in the kitchen. I smile at her. She smiles back. Go to the medicine cabinet and take my meds. 2mg of risperderal. I turn back. She’s gone. I start cooking eggs and bacon myself alone.
Blake: Holy Fuck Jaune.
Yang: You maybe want to hang with us?
Jaune: Nah you two are dating. I wouldn’t want to be the third wheel.
Blake: It’s no trouble.
Jaune: Really? It is trouble. Let sleeping dogs lie. Let crazy Jaunes be crazy. I’ll pull through.
Yang: If you’re sure.
Jaune: I am. Don’t worry about silly little me.
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y0urnewhyperfixation · 5 months ago
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i too must join the renaissance
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