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What Are Those: In some stories, due to their nature, dragons seek, avoid and attack certain places/objects. Fire dragons seek anything and anywhere that gives heat, Ice dragons avoid said heat while Holy dragons attack anything that's impure. We know Jaune seeks precious gems. Is there anything that he would avoid and attack?

I Am A Creature of Stereotypes, Evidently

Ruby: Okay… here’s one for you: “The more I take the more I leave behind.”

Yang: Uhhh… Air?

Ruby: Nope.

Yang: Crap.

Weiss: Dirt?

Ruby: Also no.

Weiss: What?

Jaune: Foorsteps.

Ruby: Correct! Okay, next one: “If two is a company, and three is a crowd, what is four, and five.

Weiss: Four is a quartet right?

Ruby: Yes, but that’s not the answer.

Weiss: What?

Blake: It makes sense, five is a pentagon, I don’t think that works as an answer.

Ruby: Nope~!

Yang: Then what is it?

Jaune: Nine.

Ruby: Correct!

Weiss: What? That doesn’t make any sense?

Yang: Four, and five… equals nine…

Weiss: That’s a stupid answer!

Ruby: Okay next riddle! “Iron roof, glass walls. Burns, and burns, but never falls.”

Blake: Iron roof, and glass walls?

Weiss: Never falls…

Yang: Is it a…?

Jaune: A lantern.

Ruby: Correct!

Yang: What?!

Blake: How does he keep doing this?’

Ruby: “I have rivers without water, forests without trees, mountains without rocks, and towns without houses.”

Yang: So it’s an image then? It has those things, but it doesn’t have them…

Weiss: Oh! Its a…?!

Jaune: A map.

Weiss: A map?! Gods dammit?! I had it!

Blake: That’s one to us! Right?

Ruby: Mmmm… neither of you get the point.

Yang: Dammit.

Ruby: Okay… Oh here’s a good one!

Ruby: Ahem: “I begin eternity, and end space. At the end of time, and in every place. Last in life, second to death. Never alone. Found in your breath. Contained by earth, water or flame. My grandeur so awesome. Wind dare not tame. Not in your mind. Am in your dreams. Vacant to Kings, present to Queens.”

Weiss: Huw…?

Blake: That is a good one…

Yang: It would be better if I knew the answer?!

Jaune: The letter ‘E.’

Ruby: Correct!

Weiss: Oh come on?!

Blake: Already?!

Yang: How is the letter ‘E’ the fucking answer?!

Jaune: Simple: The answer is found when you think literally, not metaphorically.

Yang: Eh?

Weiss: ‘End of Time.’ Time ends with the letter ‘E.’

Blake: ‘Vacant in kings, present in queens.’ Queen has the letter, ‘E’ in it, and kings doesn’t…

Yang: …

Yang: I hate riddles…

Ruby: Ah-ha… H-Here’s an easy one: ‘What kind of ear cannot hear?’

Weiss: A deaf one?

Ruby: No.

Weiss: How is that not the answer?!

Yang: Ear hair…?

Ruby: Eww, gross!

Yang: But, am I wrong…?

Ruby: Yes, yes you are wring.

Yang: Shit!

Blake: Uhhh…? A… A…?

Weiss: You have no idea do you?

Blake: No…

Ruby: Haa… Jaune?

Jaune: An ear of corn.

Ruby: Correct!

Weiss: Oh?! Give me that book!

Ruby: What… hey?!

Weiss: Okay, Jaune here’s one for you: “He who makes me doesn’t want me, he who buys me doesn’t need me, he who uses me doesn’t care.”

Jaune: A casket.

Weiss: What!! How did you… grrrr! Never mind. Next riddle! “I run through hills; I veer around mountains.I leap over rivers, and crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me.” What is it…?!

Jaune: Roads.

Weiss: Okay…?! Let’s continue shall we…?!

Yang: I think we should take that book away from her.

Blake: I’m afraid she’ll bite me if I try…

Weiss: Okay… “I am a portal to another world, I can take you to places unseen, but I require no magic spell to open. What am I?”

Jaune: A book.

Weiss: MOTHER FU…?!!!

Yang: We’re in public, Weiss! Don’t scream your head off!

Juniper: Oh my? What’s going on by on here?

Ruby: I was just asking my team some riddles, and I think, Weiss is angry that he keeps on answering the riddles. I’m not really sure though.

Blake: Probably has to deal with the speed of which he is answering them too. I mean, here’s a riddle for you, Jaune: “I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a man’s house and build another’s. And I love to play games with my many brothers. What am I?”

Jaune: The king of hearts.

Blake: Correct.

Weiss: You didn’t even fucking think about it?! You’re cheating!

Blake: And, that’s why, Weiss is upset.

Ruby: I think it’s more so to do with her pride of not answering any herself.

Blake: Probably.

Juniper: Ahh you silly girls; You asked a dragon to play a game of riddles. You were bound to lose eventually, Jaune is a master of riddles. It’s honestly a little scary.

Jaune: What’s scary about my love for riddles?

Juniper: Nothing really, It’s just weird overall.

Jaune: And, why is that?

Juniper: No reasons. Now girls, let me give you the ultimate riddle for, Jaune! Okay, Jaune sweetie; “What have I got in my pocket?”

Blake: That riddle from that book?

Weiss: Then that means that the answers a…!

Jaune: A condom.

Blake: A ring! Wait, what?!

Yang: You’re kidding me… That’s not the answer.

Ruby: Is he right?

Juniper: H-How did you know?!

Weiss: HE’S RIGHT?!

Yang: Seriously.

Jaune: I can smell the latex.

Blake: You know what a condom smells like?

Jaune: She waved them in my face for an hour when she was showing me ‘how’ to use them. I remember that smell…

Juniper: And, that is good so you remember how to have safe sex.

Jaune: You told me not to use them because it, and I quote: “Condoms cut off the circulation to my penis, and make it fall off. So don’t use them.” End quote. So knowing that girls: “Why does my mom want me to use a condom?”

Ruby: To actually have safe sex?

Yang: Yeah, I mean you’ve already done it with a few girls. Hopefully me too… You don’t want them to end up pregnant, and ruin their careers now do you?

Jaune: Wrong.

Weiss: Those answers make complete sense.

Blake: How is that wrong?

Jaune: Simple: Mom punched a hole into the tip of the condom with a pin, rendering them useless.

Ruby: That’s not why you’re giving him those condoms now is it?

Juniper: Dammit, I’ve become predictable…

Ruby: W-W-What…?

Yang: Wait seriously?!

Blake: Talk about baby fever…

Weiss: Thank goodness you used a working one when you slept with my mom. Right, Jaune?

Ruby: Wait, You did sleep with her mom?!

Yang: I thought that was just a wild rumour?! You actually did it?!

Jaune: Uhhh…

Weiss: Y-You used protection… R-Right, Jaune…?

Jaune: Well, you see…

Weiss: Jaune… did you use protection…?

Jaune: I’m not saying she… But, I’ll take responsibility… Okay?

Weiss: Ahh… I see…

(Thud!)

Ruby: Weiss?!

Yang: Great, she fainted again…

Blake: Wait… You slept with, Weiss’s mother?! How the hell did that happen?!

Jaune: She discovered a new kink for me, and I lost it… okay?

Yang: What new kink?!

Jaune: I’m not answering that!

Juniper: So… does that mean grand babies…?

Jaune: Uhhh…?

Juniper: Grand babies~?

Jaune: Oh no…

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God of Light: I regret your creation.

Jaune: Then fucking obliterate me, you pussy.

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Why do you say Yâhuwshúa` is Yâ-hwéh?

Have you ever heard a Christian say, "Jesus is Lord"? Probably more often than with the definite article "Jesus is the Lord";, but if you simply capitalize what they say, King James Version style, they are saying "Jesus is the LORD". Think about what it is they are trying to say, they are trying to say that the Anointed One Who came and lived a sinless life and gave His life on the cross and rose again and lives forever is the same One Who speaks throughout the scriptures you know as "the Old Testament"!

It is a sad thing that few Christians saying this have actually thought this through, that it means that.

But when we say Yâhuwshúa` is Yâ-hweh, we are actually SAYING that the Anointed is the same Sovereign found throughout all scriptures, and we are saying it using His REAL NAMES, not the terms used in the King James Version and other scripture versions approved by this world's establishment, which serves satan.

So therefore, Christians saying "Jesus is Lord" shouldn't have trouble with our saying Yâhuwshúa` is Yâ-hweh, because it not only professes that the Anointed One is the Personhood of the Most High, but it says it using the proper names too.

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Naruto is considering participating in NNN. Does anyone object to this?

"NNN?" Sakura Haruno said mockingly as she sat on Naruto's lap, "You mean Non-Stop Nut November~." The pink-haired kunoichi rubs her panties-covered ass against the blonde's groin.

"Sakura-Chan," the shinobi groaned, while Sakura leaned forward, pressing her lips against his.

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Cinder: Oh no~. (Holding fake pregnancy test) It looks like we played around a bit too much lately, Mister Knight~. I honestly can't imagine what must be going on in that dense, thick skull of yours right now, but my, my~... Just how are you going to take responsibility for this? Hmm~?

Jaune: C-Cinder... That's... That's...

Cinder: (Thinking) Here it comes... Your true colors...

Jaune: THAT'S AMAZING~! YOU'RE AMAZING, CINDER~!

Cinder: Eh?

Jaune: I always wanted to be a dad!

Cinder: You're not mad-

Jaune: Mad? Why would I be mad? I've already been saving up for a ring!

Cinder: HUH?!

Jaune: My sisters are totally gonna wanna hear about this! Adrian's gonna have a little playmate~!

Cinder: Er, w-wait-

Jaune: I need to look for a bigger place for us ASAP! And I need to ask for a raise, too!

Cinder: Jaune-

Jaune: We gotta let our teams know first! Uh, well, maybe yours at your own pace.

Cinder: Jaune, I'm not-

Jaune: Oh, man, I am so stoked for this! You have no idea!

Jaune: L-Listen, I know I'm probably in over my head about this, but... Cinder, I give you my word that I will NEVER leave you to handle this on your own for even a second. And... And I really hope they have your eyes~. Heh heh~!

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Cinder: I mean, how could I not ride him stupid after that?! That's why I need you to hook me with as many fertility pills as you have! I need to make sure, you know~!

Mercury: Cinder... This is a McSchnees.

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......."breasting boobily".... well, that's a new one on me.

Chests Filled With Pride and Ambition

Weiss: (Cashier, Smiling) That'll be 70 Lien, ma'am~!

Blake: (Away from the register) Did yours get bigger? That explains why you need new ones.

Weiss: (Twitch) Thank you for your purchase, ma'am! Have a wonderful day~!

Velvet: I hope mine don't grow much bigger.

Goodwitch: Mm, maybe these ones?

Yang: These would fit you well enough!

May: R-Really? They seem so small.

Sienna: So, what's your cup size now?

Ilia: I think they're DDs now.

Weiss: (Teeth grinding)

Nora: Wow~! They're even bigger than last year, huh~?

Pyrrha: Shush! It's embarrassing enough as it is! I don't want them to get any bigger than they already are.

Nora: I feel ya~! Mine kinda hurt my back, heehee~!

Weiss: (Scowling, Thinking) THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST CUT THEM OFF ALREADY?! YOU IGNORANT COWS!.

Weiss: LOOK AT YOU ALL, GLOATING WITH YOUR SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN AVERAGE UDDERS! THIS IS CLASSISM, BUT WITH BREASTS! I HATE ALL OF YOU!.

Weiss: (Sighs) I thought I was ready for this job, but my poor heart just can't take it. (Looking down)

Weiss: (Hand on chest, Smiling) Ha! Who needs it? I'm already the peak of womanly form, so there's no need to mar it with such useless lumps, right? Hohohoho!

Weiss: Hah... Oh? Is that... a man? What's he doing in here alone?

Weiss: (Thinking) "I-I need a new bra..." "Gotcha, baby girl~!".

???: (Browsing away from Weiss)

Weiss: He's so handsome, so of course he would be taken. Still, it is my duty to ensure his shy girlfriend gets the best bra possible!.

Weiss: (Walks up to him) Can I help you, sir~?

Ruby: (Turns around, Chest wobbles) Oh, uh, h-hi! Um, are these the biggest sports bras you have?

Weiss: ...

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Pyrrha: *kicks hideout door down* Jaune!

Jaune: *tied to a chair* Pyrrha!! Thank goodness you’re here! How did you find me?!

Pyrrha: I just traced the microchip tracker on my phone! 😊

Jaune: …wait…microchip…?

Pyrrha: …whoops… 🫢

Jaune: Did you Ron-Stoppable me?!

Pyrrha: …I mean…

Some time ago…

Pyrrha: *carefully pressing something into a block of cheddar* Would you like a piece of cheese, Jaune? 🧀

Jaune: Sure! Thanks, Pyrrha! *pops cheese block into his mouth* 😋

Pyrrha: 😇

Back in the present…

Jaune: OH COME ON!!! I didn’t mind being Ron to your Kim Possible but now it’s like I’m your dog!! 😫

Jaune: Next you’re going to tell me you have a collar with my name on it ….😓

Pyrrha:

Jaune: …oh gods, you actually have a collar with my name on it, don’t you?

Pyrrha: 😣

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Devil May Cry fact you may not have known and definitely didn't want to know....

When asked about how shy Dante and Nero would act in a hot spring, Hideaki Itsuno confirmed that Dante would go buck-naked without shame, while Nero was the type to wear a towel...... ........he further confirmed that while Dante had no cock-shame whatsoever; Nero was packing some serious heat downstairs, but was also the type to cover it up.

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Jaune: *dressed like an “I”*

Yang:That’s an interesting costume choice.

Weiss:*walks in dressed like a lamp*

Yang:….

Jaune:You okay?

Yang:Yeah I’m just little upset. Might have to rework my costume cause clearly her humor is evolving.

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Winning isn’t everything

Weiss:Kids! Lunch time! It’s tacos!

…….

Weiss:Your dad made it!

…….

Weiss:Well that’s concerning.

Jaune:Pretty sure they’re “studying”

Weiss:Ah. In that case.

She grabbed their plates and put them on a platter big enough to hold it all the hauled it to the living room where her kids sat far apart watching two entirely different screens.

Nick sat in silence on the couch, watching tournament footage of peers. Particularly one girl with wolf ears. The bottom right of the screen showed a queue of all of her matches. His eyes scanned every movement she made and he occasionally made timestamps.

Weiss:Who’s this?

Nick:Vacou’s regional champion. She qualified for nationals. A favored to win in fact.

Weiss:Oooo that’s fun. Anyway, here’s your hard shell chicken tacos. *puts plate down*

Nick:Thanks…

The mother turned around to the slightly more imposing child watching some girl’s concert performance. Summer was in full blown hoodie mode, complete with headphones and hugging her knees as she watched with great interest.

Weiss:….

Summer:I see you staring. It’s my fifth time watching it, you’re not interrupting anything. *holds out hands* Soft shell shrimp?

Weiss:Correct. *hands plate* Is that Vacou’s new sweet heart?

Summer:She’s more like a sour patch. Fitting for the area but I thought they’d have more taste.

Weiss:Be nice. You’re older than her.

Summer:Doesn’t matter. She has talent, and her performance has merit, even if she comes off as arrogant.

Weiss:I hear it’s avoidable in young stars.

Summer:We’ll be at the music festival. Venue size is determined by sales and a performance.

Weiss:Ah, so that’s what this is. Welp, I’ll leave you to it.

She walks towards the doorway, her job almost complete.

Weiss:Remember you two, w-

Nick: “Winning isn’t everything…”

Summer: “Just make sure your losses are actually earned.”

Weiss couldn’t help but smirk before returning to the kitchen to eat with Jaune, who made her plate.

Jaune:How are the twin terrors?

Weiss:I’m not gonna lie, they are definitely my children. Couldn’t be prouder. Slightly concerned.

Jaune:Did they even look away from the screens?

Weiss:Nope. *bites chip* Those poor obstacles.

Jaune:You mean opponents?

Weiss:No.

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Whiteknight

Weiss' react being creampied during her first time with jaune.

Schlap!-Schlap!-Schlap!-Schlap!-Schlap!--PLLSH!! SPPLLRRT!!

Weiss Schnee shuddered as Jaune unloaded ropes of cum inside of her unprepared womanhood, making her eyes rolling upward. She opened her mouth, only for muttering moans to exit. Her small but perky breasts were squished by the blonde's broad chest. She clung onto his shoulders, while her legs quivered as she experienced the sensation.

"Weiss?" Jaune pants, noticing his girlfriend's demeanor; concerned as this was their first time. "Weiss, you okay?"

"S-Sho warm," she said, moving her icy blue irises to gaze into his ocean ones. "Sho ghuud!" The former heiress wraps her legs around the blonde, "Don't pull out!"

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Ruby: I can't sleep by myself anymore without the voices in my head saying... bad things.

Ruby: So I just sleep with Jaune and all the voices just say "ride him" which is a lot nicer to hear.

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アシオミマサト

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🤣😂🤣

Seven minutes.

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Jaune: I can’t play hard to get. I’m hard to want.

Ruby: I would suck your dick for less than free.

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RWBY v9 Epilogue - redraw