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Need to see V10 before I can say this fully applies....

....but if the WK shipping intensifies and Weiss is the one getting more and more blatant regarding her simping for Jaune, then Bleiss might retroactively be one of the most hilarious things to ever be made in the RWBY FNDM. Imagine thinking you were creating an original character, sure that she was just a dark, reflective mockery, a superficial twisting and inversion of a canon character's traits and beliefs..... .....only to find out you were actually just making an OC that was pretty much a canon character's unfiltered Id, not a twisted mirror. XD

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I've said it before but most of if not all callout post just read like something Claude frolo would say

I beg y'all to stop talking like this mf 🙏

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Love them all so much 💕

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Naruto and his two favorite introverts 💜💛🖤

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Exactly who came to my mind XD

Detective Nora and her partner Lie Ren.

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Hahahahaha

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Prof. Belladonna (Kali), Goodwitch (Glynda), Nikos (Athena) & Schnee's Sexy/ Slutty Dresses

Ozpin felt that hiring miss Belladonna for Home Etc, Nikos for Health and Combat Class and Schnee for Dust Studies were all one of hsi best decisions he'd made in a long time...

They three (Mostly Kali) had even begun to influence Glynda, honestly the fact that Beacons four most attractive teachers roomed together had started the name Team MILFs to grow quite popular (Despite Glynda not being one) much to miss Weiss, Bleiss, Pyrrha and Blake's humiliation...

He would admit he was surprised with how quickly miss Belladonna had snatch up young Jaune Arc, and moreso by how willingly she was to share him for... 'Team Morale'

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Winter: Jaune Arc, you stand accused of committing unspeakable acts to resurrect your partner! How do you plead?

Resurrected!Pyrrha: *watching from the court gallery* 👋 🙂

Jaune: First of all, they weren’t “unspeakable!” I can tell you all about them right now-

Ren: *claps a hand over Jaune’s mouth* AS YOUR LAWYER I ADVISE YOU TO STOP CONFESSING DIRECTLY TO THE JUDGE!!! 😡

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Qrow: All of you, get to class! Your teachers are waiting! And by teachers, I mean just me.

Weiss: Budget cuts are hitting Beacon that hard?

Qrow: They would be if the other teachers didn't walk out on me!

Coco: That just means we have more lien to invest in more whistles~!

CFVY: (Walk in, Blowing whistles)

Qrow: Beacon Year 2, meet Beacon Year 4.

Ruby: Year 4~?! They're practically pros already~!

Qrow: They're here today to talk to you about-

Coco: Gun safety~!

Qrow: No!

Fox: Drugs?

Qrow: No!

Velvet: Bullying?

Qrow: NO!

Yatsuhashi: Sex Ed?

Pyrrha: (Snuggling Jaune) Too late for that~!

CFVY: OH NO!

Qrow: What's the point of having student helpers IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HELPFUL?!

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Don't test me #1

Jaune's room

Yang: *Annoying Jaune as usual*

Jaune: *Trying to play video games* Yang, stop it!

Yang: *Smug* Or what? Are you going to hit me?

Jaune: No, it is not right to hit a woman.

Yang: So nothing. *keeps annoying Jaune*

Jaune: Stop!

Yang: Make me.

Jaune: If you don't stop, I'll eat your ass!

Yang: *Chuckles* Don't you mean "I'll kick your ass"?

Jaune: I already told you, I don't hit women.

Yang: So you're gonna eat my ass? Sure. *She says sarcastically*

Jaune: Arc promise. *He says with a serious tone*

Yang:...

Yang: *Nervous* Hahaha, I almost believed it. You're so funny.

Jaune: I'm dead serious.

Yang: *Wide eye*...You wouldn't dare.

Jaune: *Staring at her* Try me.

Yang:...

Yang: *She pokes him*

A couple of minutes later

Yang: OoooH! FUck!!💕

Yang is face down with her pants gone, while her ass is being eaten by Jaune on his bed. Clinging to the sheets while biting the pillow in front of her.

Yang: Stop eating my ass and fuck me already!! I beg you! I already said I was sorry! Aah!💕

Jaune: No *He says briefly and continues to eat her ass*

Yang: OHH FUCK!! I'M CUMMING AGAIN!!💕

Blake: *Walks in* Hey Jaune, have you seen Ya-? Ooh!!

Yang: *Looks at her* Please help me!~💕 *She says with a pleased smile on her face*

Blake: Excuse me. *She says as she walks away and closes the door*

Yang: Help me~💕

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Still better than twitter.

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Nora:*wearing a blue sundress* Who’s ready for the beach!

Ren and Jaune:….

Nora:What? Does it look weird?

Ren:No, it’s lovely. Just…

Jaune:I mean this in the most normal way possible. It’s kinda startling how big your boobs are. Like it’s both impressive and kinda intense.

Nora:That’s one of the best compliments I’ve ever heard.

Yang:Titties so big the boys aren’t even ogling, they’re just concerned about baffled.

Nora:I think you both aren’t used to seeing my shoulders.

Ren:That’s probably the case. Still, it’s odd to process? So to speak.

Nora:You see, you wouldn’t have this problem if you both didn’t turn around every time I walk out of the shower.

Ren and Jaune:I don’t think that’s the solution to this.

Nora:It is if you don’t think about it much.

Weiss:Nora, please let chivalry live.

Nora:All I’m saying is if those two wore speedos, I’d be prepared.

Weiss and Yang: *red* You can stop the conversation there.

Nora:Damn, I got everyone agreeing today.

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Oh hey, I remember this. This was during my COVID days. Yeah, those were NOT fun.

You know you are a foodie when.....

So, interesting thing that happened to me just now. I was dreaming that I died and my soul was besides the dead body looking at it. I did not cry, I did not scream, I did not even go into emotional shock; I just deadpanned at my body and proceeded to nudge said body, slap it's face and tell the moron to wake up because I was hungry. It ended with my soul giving my body chest compressions and me suddenly waking up coughing up some serious phlegmage. .....You can take that information in whatever way you want.

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Reblogging because holy shit has time proven me right. I think I was way too generous with the 80% estimate.

BaalBuddy

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....if there is any furry inclination within me, then it is because Vanilla the Rabbit and Rouge the Bat coaxed it out of me. Pretty sure those two were the main cause for furry awakenings for a large swathe of people.

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Don't test me #1

Jaune's room

Yang: *Annoying Jaune as usual*

Jaune: *Trying to play video games* Yang, stop it!

Yang: *Smug* Or what? Are you going to hit me?

Jaune: No, it is not right to hit a woman.

Yang: So nothing. *keeps annoying Jaune*

Jaune: Stop!

Yang: Make me.

Jaune: If you don't stop, I'll eat your ass!

Yang: *Chuckles* Don't you mean "I'll kick your ass"?

Jaune: I already told you, I don't hit women.

Yang: So you're gonna eat my ass? Sure. *She says sarcastically*

Jaune: Arc promise. *He says with a serious tone*

Yang:...

Yang: *Nervous* Hahaha, I almost believed it. You're so funny.

Jaune: I'm dead serious.

Yang: *Wide eye*...You wouldn't dare.

Jaune: *Staring at her* Try me.

Yang:...

Yang: *She pokes him*

A couple of minutes later

Yang: OoooH! FUck!!💕

Yang is face down with her pants gone, while her ass is being eaten by Jaune on his bed. Clinging to the sheets while biting the pillow in front of her.

Yang: Stop eating my ass and fuck me already!! I beg you! I already said I was sorry! Aah!💕

Jaune: No *He says briefly and continues to eat her ass*

Yang: OHH FUCK!! I'M CUMMING AGAIN!!💕

Blake: *Walks in* Hey Jaune, have you seen Ya-? Ooh!!

Yang: *Looks at her* Please help me!~💕 *She says with a pleased smile on her face*

Blake: Excuse me. *She says as she walks away and closes the door*

Yang: Help me~💕