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youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

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They seriously "hate" each other.

I'm still working on a somewhat long version of Jaune x Vernal, but for now I have a little taste. ----------------------------------

At the Office/Plan's/Meeting room

Yang: *Opens the door*

Yang: Hey sis, do you... What is going on here?

Vernal: *Angry* Asshole!

Jaune: *Angry* Bitch! Why don't you go back to your tribe and leave us alone.

Vernal: I would, but seeing you, your friends really need me, like, a lot.

Jaune: You wanna go?!

Vernal: Any time, any where, asshole.

Yang: How long have they been like this?

Ruby: Like 30 minutes.

Yang: And you've been here all this time?

Ruby: Yes because I thought they were going to hit each other, but nothing ever happens.

Yang: Do you want to go for an ice cream?

Ruby: Sure.

The two sisters leave, leaving the other two alone.

Vernal: You little-! Did they left?

Jaune: Yes they did.

Vernal:...

Jaune:...

Vernal/Jaune:

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Hi *waves hand* On the spectrum here. In my case, it's more along the lines of: I understand [X]; I just think it's stupid, so I'm not gonna do it. [X] could be Unwritten Social Rules, Unwritten Romantic Rules, etc.

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How Jaune and Neo would work together 

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Every Neutral Good Paladin needs a Chaotic Neutral Rogue

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Cinder: So Arc, tell me something. Do they call you Noodle Boy because of those wimpy little noodle arms of yours?

Emerald/Neo: *Exaggerated girly laugh*

Jaune: *Annoyed* No. It’s because by the time I’m done fucking you, your legs will feel like noodles.

Cinder: *Gulp*

Jaune: All THREE of you.

Emerald/Neo: *Gulp*

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Jaune: How do you lower the difficulty setting on life.

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Cinder: *Dressed like a school girl in order to infiltrate Beacon* Hello fellow teenager, it is I, 18 year old Cinder Fall. How very nice to meet you.

Winter: *Dressed like a school girl in order to spy on Cinder* Greeting fellow teenager, my name is Winter Schnee, elder sister of Weiss Schnee by 1 year, a pleasure.

*The two clearly older women shake hands*

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Yang: *Leans over to Blake* Uh... They don’t really expect anyone to be dumb enough to fall for them being teenagers, do they?

Blake: *Shrugs*

Jaune: Wow! Who are those two, new, cute teenage girls?!

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Does anyone else loves the fact that canonically jaune meditates

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Smol AU: Weiss has been missing all day. Of course, everyone can hazard a guess as to where she is, since Arc’s pants have been stretched to their limit all day.

The outline of a girl impaled all the way through on his cock was fairly obvious.

Ruby: Uh... Jaune? Have you seen Weiss? She’s been missing all day and... we’re getting kinda worried about her.

Jaune: *Has the clear outline of a girl shaking her hips and riding his dick under his pants with her legs wrapped around his ass and her hands on his ankles* Nope. Cant say I’ve seen her.

Ruby: You sure?

Jaune: *Nods*

Blake: Your pants are rustling.

Jaune: They do that.

Yang: There’s cum leaking down your legs.

Jaune: I get wet daydreams. Sorry about your shoes, by the way.

Blake: There’s white hair peaking out your pant leg.

Jaune: I haven’t shaved my legs in a while.

Weiss: *Muffled Voice* OH GOD YESS! FUCK! FUCK ME!! BREED ME YOU BEAUTIFUL, HUNG, HORSE COCK HAVING BASTARD! GOD YOUR FUCK STICK IS SO BIIG! ITS THE BEST! I CANT FEEL MY PUSSY ANYMORE! OH FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!! FILL ME UP WITH YOUR HOT SEEEED!! *SQUIRT* *SQUIRT* *SQUIRT*

Yang: *Raises an eyebrow*

Jaune: *Shrugs* Perfectly normal.

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(THIS is the kind of asks I love. Crazy wild and creatively lewd ideas! Incredible!! Well done in this ask! 💖)

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I don't know if I can ask about this, so I'm sorry if you don't take ask at the moment.

Honestly after all these shortstack stories between NaughtyWeiss and you, I wanted to ask you if you could write something between Jaune and Smol Ruby.

After losing a bet against Jaune, Smol Ruby is owned by Jaune for a full month, so Jaune takes her as his personal cumdump. At first Ruby refuses to pleasure, but as time goes by she finally breaks down knowing that she will not be able to go back to being who she was before.

I would like to see your interpretation of how little by little, smol Ruby is succumbing to pleasure.

Ruby didn't want to admit it, but she was growing to love this.

Jaune had beaten her in that stupid bet and now she was his sex toy for a whole month. Each day she woke up to him stuffing her face with his meat, giving her a breakfast of hot cum. Then they take a shower together where Jaune used her to wash every inch of his body with her soapy breasts. After that, he would put his cock balls-deep inside her and wear her like a fleshlight as he went to class. Ruby was just his toy now, and there was nothing she could do about it.

In the afternoon, he put her in some dog ears and a special tail buttplug. He'd have her strip off all her clothes and strutted her around, naked on a leash like she was his dog, walking around Beacon for anyone to gawk at. Then at night, they'd fuck till Jaune grew tired enough and fell asleep on top of her. Rinse and repeat for the rest of the month.

But slowly, Ruby began to feel something in her. She had always had a crush on Jaune and was shocked to find out he was such a perverted guy. But the way he paraded her around, showing her off like a trophy to everyone, it made Ruby feel...special.

One night, about halfway through the month, as Jaune was locked in a tight mating press, he grunted out that he loved her. That he wanted her to be his woman forever. It may have been said in the heat of the moment, but Ruby wasn't so sure. It had made her feel so happy to hear that, she nearly kissed him.

The following morning, Jaune awoke to a pleasant feeling between his legs. Looking down, he saw the cute head of Ruby Rose bobbing up and down on his cock. Her pretty silver eyes stared at him lovingly. Pulling off his cock for just a moment, she purred

"Good morning, master~"

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So, Weiss, how are you doing since you gave Jaune that magic fleshlight that connects to your pussy and told him “This is the closest you’ll get to fucking me.”

Weiss was naked from the waist down, face down, ass up in her bed, fingering herself fiercely and whining out as she tried desperately to reach her climax, a wet shick, shick, shick noise coming from the union of her fingers and her pussy, her hips shaking back and forth as she tried desperately to add more sensation.

The plan had been perfect, so how had it all gone so wrong? She had given Arc that fleshlight as a mocking statement, knowing that he would use it and feel the pleasure of her body, and he would use it again and again and again until he gave in and came crawling to her, begging to be her subby boyfriend...but that wasn’t what happened!

Instead of gentle, likely laughable loving, she had been slammed into with the force of a battering ram, a bulge forming in her belly and pressing her top out. She had collapsed to the floor, releasing an ungainly sound, something that was akin to a pig being skewered by a sharp implement, curling up as her poor pussy had been hammered like an invading nation was attempting siege of her womb, the large blunt tip smashing and grinding into her cervix with every thrust.

She had shamefully spiraled into a powerful orgasm within minutes, tightening down and squeezing roughly around the thick cock within her body in moments, almost strangling it as she attempted to make it cum as well. It didn’t happen. It, the cock, Arc, Jaune just kept going. He kept going and going and going...she was fortunate that she had been in the dorm room, so the only ones to see her shame were her teammates.

The most frightening part? He had stopped before he had cum. She had experienced such pleasure that her brain partially fried, but her partner, the one that she had mocked, hadn’t even cum. She’d have made some comment about him being too pathetic to even cum in a woman, if she wasn’t trying so hard to reach another peak. Why had he stopped? He had wanted her for so long, why didn’t he finish himself off? Was she not good enough!?

She heard a knock on the door, but ignored it, fucking herself fiercely on her fingers, whining and trying to reach that peak of pleasure once more. Why had he stopped? Wasn’t her virgin pussy good enough for him? She heard movement and someone open the door, and distantly heard her team leader’s voice. “Hey, Nora! What’s up?” Weiss tried to valiantly ignore her partner and the possibly psychopathic hammer wielder from their sister team, instead focusing on her clit and rubbing it hard, sending bolts of pleasure up her spine.

A squeal ripped her from her masturbation, and she heard Nora ‘talking’. “Itsfinallyhappened!” her fingers slowed as she turned her head. What had finally happened. She didn’t have to wait long to find out, as the orange haired menace continued. “PyrrhafinallyconfessedtoJaune-Jaune!” Weiss’s eyes bulged. Was that why he had stopped? Pyrrha had grabbed his attention? A snarl formed on plump lips.

“Really!? How’d you find out?!” Ruby was entirely too happy about this news. She heard a cackle from the Valkyrie, who chirped, “We caught them together-together!” she giggled, “Pyrrha was riding Jaune-Jaune like your sister rides her bike~...apparently, she caught him using some toy and decided enough was enough~”

Weiss whined into her pillow as she realized that her plans had backfired disastrously! Instead of making Arc addicted to the feeling of her pussy, and making him desperate to feel it more and more until he came begging her for her attentions, he had broken her, turned her pussy inside out and reshaped it to only answer to his cock.

Her biggest flaw, however, was thinking that Pyrrha would stay quiet and not capitalize on Jaune’s sexual frustration, offering him something better than a toy. Now here she was, alone with only her hand, and from the sounds of the faint wails entering the room, Pyrrha was feeling all the pleasure that she had been.

Hubris truly was a bitch.

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TEAM STAC (Stacked)

A dumb team idea I’ve had for a while.

This team of ladies met and trained in Atlas while attending Atlas Academy. This is also where Saphron and Terra met and fell in love. Much to the chagrin of Cinder and Winter who were constantly kicked out of their own dorm room due to the couples “alone time”.”

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Id love to see your take on anti-rizz weiss

Jaune: I love listening to you sing. I love how musical you are.

Weiss: (now's my chance. Maybe I can sing something lilting and upbeat for him. Maybe serenade him romantically)

Weiss: I don't sing for you. I sing for me.

Jaune: Okay.

Weiss: (Fuck! What's the matter with me?!)

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Breakfast Bickering

Ren:Zzz

Yang:*drinking smoothie*

Blake:*eating oatmeal*

Jaune:*eating pancakes*

Weiss:*walks in* Morning~

Ruby:Aye, just in time. *scrambling eggs* I can make you breakfast. Want some eggs?

Weiss:Mmm no thanks.

Nora:Ooo I sense displeasure.

Ruby:As do I? *squints*

Weiss:I don’t like your eggs.

Ruby:What!? My eggs are fine!

Weiss:You cook them too fast. Sometimes they’re still a little runny inside and that’s gross. Feels wrong.

Ruby:You can swallow cum but can’t handle a runny egg?

Blake:*drops spoon*

Weiss:You’ll eat runny eggs but can’t swallow?

Ren:*raises head*!?

Yang: Cough! Cough! Wha- Cough!

Ruby:*squints* Don’t flip my question at me!

Weiss:If you can’t handle the heat, get out of kitchen.

Jaune:*continues to eat*

Nora:Not gonna chime in?

Jaune:It’s not my business.

Blake:It’s more your business than ours!

Jaune:I’m choosing peace and calmness this morning.

Weiss:I’ll just make my own eggs.

Ruby:Nah I’m taking the rest. Get your protein source somewhere else.

Weiss:Ruby! Give me the pan!

Ruby:Let go! You’ll burn yourself!

Yang:…Jaune-

Jaune: Sigh, how about I just make the her eggs and you make the rest! Weiss, how do you want your eggs?

Yang and Nora:*inhales*

Everyone:Choose peace.

Yang and Nora…*tucks lips in*

Weiss:Fried over hard.

Jaune:Thank you. *gets up*

Ren:…You really draw the line at runny eggs?

Weiss:Ren!

Ruby:That’s what I’m saying! Make it make sense!

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All I Want For Christmas is You.

Jessica: I don't want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need.

Ruby: I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree.

Weiss: I just want you for my own more than you could ever know.

All three: Make my wish come true all I want for Christmas is you.

Jessica: I don't want a lot for Christmas there is just one thing I need (And I) don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace (Ah) Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day I just want you for my own (Ooh) more than you could ever know (Ooh) make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is you You, baby

Ruby: Oh, I won't ask for much this ChristmasI won't even wish for snow (And I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoeI won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick (Ah) I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click 'Cause I just want you here tonight (Ooh) Holding on to me so tight (Ooh) What more can I do? Oh baby,

all I want for Christmas is you You, baby

Weiss: Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (So brightly, baby) and the sound of children's laughter fills the air (Oh, oh yeah) and everyone is singing (Oh yeah) I hear those sleigh bells ringing (Oh)

Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh, oh) won't you please bring my baby to me?

Weiss: Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas this is all I'm asking for (Ah) I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door Oh, I just want you for my own (Ooh) more than you could ever know (Ooh) make my wish come true Oh baby,

all I want for Christmas is you

You, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby

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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

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Weiss: *whining and nagging*

Jaune: Weiss behave.

Weiss: *shuts her fucking mouth*