#rwby iceknight

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Who’s Who?

Neptune: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Sun: We’ve got a question for you!

Jaune: And, it is?

Sun: Of the girls in your life…

Neptune: Who do you think bets fits what position on this list?

Jaune: What list?

SN: This one.

Jaune: Oh… well from left to right it would be…

Jaune: Blake, Yang, Weiss, Pyrrha, Neo, and Bleiss.

Neptune: ...?

Sun: ...?

Jaune: But, if you want them to be a bunch of milfs…

Sun: Excuse me…?

Neptune: Milfs?!

Jaune: Then it would be… again, from left to right…

Jaune: Willow. Raven, Terra, Summer, Salem, and Kali.

Sun: …?!

Neptune: …?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: What?

Neptune: You said that with such confidence, and so quickly ...

Jaune: Yeah?

Sun: Like you already knew they would be perfect for the role...

Neptune: But, not just those six ladies…

Sun: But, a bunch of milfs as well…

Jaune: …

Sun: Does that mean…?

Jaune: …

Neptune: All t-twelve of them…?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: No comment.

SN: ...

SN: YOU ARE A GOD!

Jaune: No comment.

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Okay, first off, Jaune is the harem protagonist.

It's more, or less considered the harem protagonist. And, so is, Weiss for some reason...

Anyway. Jaune's list of 'patrons.'

Salem:

One has to be her obviously. She is the evil deity that seeks the destruction of the world. least that's what people think based upon her visage. She's actually an absolute sweetheart that just wants to spend time around people.

However, she will go into an absolute blood frenzy if anyone harms children in her presence; the last time that happened she leveled an entire city in her rage. This is how she earned her moniker as a 'evil' deity.

Kali:

In essence, she is the deity of the faunas. Believed to be the guardian of all the animal kin, and the originator of their species as a whole. Believed to be an amalgamation of every possible animal trait everchanging as she embodies the various monsters, and tempers of the beast she came resembles.

In reality, at least to, Jaune, she is a cat faunas of a milf next door that's been trying to seduce him in various ways: Such as pampering him, washing his back in naught but a towel, surprising him in his bead. And, of course, smothering him at every given opportunity to smother him with her chest.

Raven:

The carrion master, often believed to be the, Grimm Reaper, the embodiment of death. Many of the warlocks under her patronage are guardians, and stewards of the dead. Many calling upon the dead to fight their battles.

In reality that was just what her patrons did with her powers. The truth would be to say she was more of a trickster, and thief deity. Often playing various tricks on, Jaune, and stealing his stuff, ranging from his food, seaters, underwear, his virginity.

Willow:

The Winter Lady. Said to represent the icy coldness to be found throughout the world. Powers of ice, and snow follow her freezing all those who worship her.

In reality, Willow was the most touched, and affection starved deity among them. Many often being unable to come close to her due to her icy cold demeanor, but she enjoys cuddling, and being pampered by love ones. Ie Jaune.

Summer:

Summer, the embodiment of motherhood. Those under her patronage are exemplars as nursemaids, and parents. Often seen as the best thing any noble family can have is a warlock under, Summer's patronage in their services. She is often see as the embodiment of fertility, and primal lust.

In reality, she is an absolute blushing virgin when it comes to anything romantic. Often erupting in a cloud of steam when she so much as brushes, Jaune's hand with hers. She has even fainted when, Jaune touched her hand.

Jaune:

A warlock apprentice who has big dreams of becoming the worlds greatest warlock in all of existence! And, the day he made his patronage with his deity he knew the world was his oyster!

Then he suddenly got five deity's living in his house, each trying to become his main patronage, and trying to get in his pants.

Jaune regrets a great many things...

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This made me think of your works.

Mostly the first one.

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The White Queen

The White Queen, Queen Willow Schnee Arc

Weiss: Wait… while you were in the, Ever After you found my mother who fell in with us…

Jaune: Yes.

Weiss: Where she travel back in time with you?

Jaune: Correct.

Weiss: And, because another cooky fruit thingy... Mom de-aged to the point where she was... is in her early twenties.

Jaune: She looks just like, Winter. Just less moody...

Weiss: And, she was taken by the previous king, the Red Prince?

Jaune: Proper asshole that guy was.

Weiss: Where he was going to make my mother his bride...?!

Jaune: Least the bastard had good taste...

Weiss: And, you saved her from that looney king fellow…

Jaune: Down with the king!

Weiss: After that, there was a power vacuum from when you dethroned the king...

Jaune: What do you expect to happen when you overthrow the ruling monarchy?

Weiss: And, my mom took the throne for herself to stabilize the kingdom?

Jaune: She was the only member of the royal family still alive to assume the throne... Technically... She didn't marry the, Red Prince, but Willow was the closest thing we had to royalty.

Weiss: And, you became her personal bodyguard…

Jaune: It was mostly just a title. I mostly spent my time with, Willow to train her to become a, Huntress grade fighter

Weiss: And, after you trained her to be a, Huntress grade fighter... You married my mother?!

Jaune: Indeed I did!

Weiss: The fuck is wrong with this place?! And, the fuck you think you're doing marrying my own mother?! You degenerate!

Willow: Hey! Don't speak to your father that way!

Weiss: I refuse to recognize this man as my father!

Willow: It's either him, or Jacques dear; Which will you choose?

Weiss: …

Weiss: Jaune…

Willow: That's what I thought~!

Jaune: Don't worry, Weiss, you don't have to start calling me dad.

Willow: Yet.

Weiss: …

Weiss: I fucking hate this place…

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The Headless Knight

Jaune: Hmmm...?

Ren: What is it, Jaune?

Jaune: Contemplating...

Ren: Contemplating what?

Jaune: Her.

Willow:

Ren: ?!!

Ren: Jaune no!

Jaune: Why not?

Ren: She's a monster!

Jaune: That hasn't stopped me before.

Ren: Her body is missing its head!

Jaune: It’s still a perfectly healthy body.

Ren: Her head is not attached to her body?!

Jaune: Since she doesn't have a neck... I wonder how her head game is...

Ren: GRRR?!?! She's a mother of three!

Jaune: So she does have a milf bod!

Ren: She's a evil monster?!

Jaune: Ren...

Ren: Y-Yes...?

Jaune: Smash~!

Ren: NOOOOOO!!!

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The Beach: Ra

Jaune: Okay... wow she was seriously repressed... She really needed that...

Jaune: That was intense...

Jaune: I hope the scratch makes have healed...

Jaune: Hmmm...?

Jaune: Well, my aura's at full, so it should have been healed by now.

Jaune: Okay...

Jaune: I wonder if that video came out alright...

Jaune: Okay... Let's get going.

Jaune: Hmm... This side of the beach is pretty empty. I wonder why?

: It's because of all of the rocks, the tend to keep people away.

Jaune: The rocks? Well there's a lot of rocks, but why is the people staying away because of the rocks?

: People want to lie down on their beach towel, and suntan. Do you think people want to lie down on a hard jagged rock, instead of soft smooth sand?

Jaune: Hmm... That's a fair point... Wait. That voice sounds feminine? That's not the sound of my inner monologue! Who is speaking to me?!

: I'm over here~!

Jaune: Ah-ha! There you... are...?!

: Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: H-Hi, Mrs. Branwen...

Raven: Didn't I tell you, Jaune: Call me, Raven~!

Jaune: Okay... R-Raven...

Raven: That's better~!

Jaune: S-So... Y-You're looking good... very, very good...

Raven: Oh, thank you~!

Jaune: S-So... What brings you over here...?

Raven: Oh, it's quiet. You don't see any screaming kids, whiney brats, dude bros...

Jaune: Those are good reasons...

Raven: And, since no one is coming here, I have this section of the beach all to myself~!

Jaune: Oh... Oh that sounds great, you don't have to deal with anyone's bullshit, because you're all alone.

Raven: Indeed it is. Now then, care to explain those scratch marks on your back?

Jaune: S-Scratch marks... what are you talking about...?

Raven: I can see the marks on your back, Jaune. So, care to explain yourself~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Yeah, it's pointless to deny it...

Raven: Well~?

Jaune: Haa... Okay, I slept with, Willow Schnee in the showers back there...

Raven: You fucked, Willow Schnee?!

Jaune: We all so filmed it, because she wanted to send it to, Jacques to show how a real man does it...

Raven: You filmed it, and sent it to, Jacques?! Fuck that's hot~!

Jaune: Yeah, will asked me to live out her kinks, and honestly... she made one hell of a deal. And, well... scratch marks...

Raven: So what were, Willow's kinks?

Jaune: Young man reshaping her guts, cucking, Jacques. Stuff like that.

Raven: Damn, Willow is a nasty girl~! And, I thought I was kinky; I'm into my lover being rough with me; Pulling my hair, calling me his bitch, taking it up the ass, breeding, things like that.

Jaune: Well... Yeah... I've heard that a lot today... seems pretty common...

Raven: I do like to do it in public.

Jaune: P-Public?

Raven: Yeah, in public, some place where I could get caught being railed by some hot young sexy stud~! In a place like this for example...

Jaune: T-This place...?

Raven: Yeah, behind those rocks. I mean, how many people wouldn't like to live out the fantasy of taking a sexy piece of ass behind a boulder at the beach~!

Jaune: At the beach...

Raven: So... what do you say, Jaune? You interested in living out this old gals fantasy~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Where's the best place to do this?

Raven: I found a nice place over there~!

Jaune: Okay, let's go!

Raven: Oh, and to warn you, Jaune: I'm a screamer.

Jaune: Oh, well it looks like you may get that audience like you asked for~!

Raven: If they're a sexy girl, can we invite her to join us? I love having threesomes with my wife. Having one at the beach... Oh gods, doesn't that sound so fucking hot~!

Jaune: Why don’t you call her over here, she can join us while we're at it~! She'll know where we are based on your screams~!

Raven: FUCK YES~!

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Here's one for you @lar-mx Enjoy!

Link to Original Post.

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Jaune " weiss. I am your step father"

Willow hugs jaune " I searched my feeling I know its yo be true

Arc-Schnee Marriage

Willow:

Weiss: Wait, the mystery wedding my mother was having was for you, and my mother?!

Jaune: Yep.

Weiss: Since when were you... No, why are you dating my mother?!

Jaune: Well, actually... we were celebrating your moms divorce. We got drunk, and we woke up in each others arms together... naked...

Weiss: You slept with my mother?!

Jaune: And, many times after that...

Weiss: You did it more than once?!

Jaune: Willow has had a loveless marriage... And, a very repressed loveless marriage...

Weiss: So, because you slept with my mother so much you decided to marry her?!

Jaune: No... it's because I take responsibility for my actions.

Weiss: W-What does that mean?

Jaune: Well... would you prefer a new little sister, or brother?

Weiss: ...

Weiss: ...?!

Weiss: YOU MOTHERFUCKER?!!

Jaune: Technically true.

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The Red Ribbons

Jaune: Okay...

Jaune: The Schnee Mansion...

Jaune: I am utterly lost...

Jaune: Like... this place is so big...

Jaune: and, the layout is so... mundane... I'm utter confused by this places layout...

Jaune: I'm guess I just have to keep walking about until I find a way...?!

(Crash!)

Jaune: Or, I could follow the sound of the broken glass, and see if someone there can help me.

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Jaune: Okay, I think the sound originated from somewhere around here...?

: Oh, hello, Jaune.

Jaune: Miss's Schnee...? What's... what's up with... this?

Willow: Oh? Me being caught up in these red ribbons... in a room full of mirrors?

Jaune: Yeah that...

Willow: Oh, Jacques had an excess of mirrors to look at himself in, the vane bastard. We put them in here because there were so many of them, and having a spare mirror isn't bad.

Jaune: And, you were in here because?

Willow: These mirrors double as a full bodied mirror; You can't blame a lady for wanting to check herself out.

Jaune: Yeah, that works... two more questions. What's with all the red ribbons?

Willow: I don't know they were just here, and I walked into them by accident, and well... ended up like this...

Jaune: That's an odd accident to happen...

Jaune: Okay, last question: What's with the.. robe...?

Willow: These are my bed robes.

Jaune: They're rather thin...

Willow: They feel nice upon my skin, and they feel... liberating~!

Jaune: Okay...

Jaune: I'm going to get you out of there now...?!

Willow: No wait!

Jaune: Why?

Willow: Being trapped, and strung up like this... with a strapping young man... Make me want to try out certain... fantasies... Sexual fantasies~!

Jaune: S-Sexual fantasies...?

Willow: Yes~! So tell me, Jaune, would you care to help act out these fantasies with an old, mature woman~?

Jaune: ..

Jaune: T-There some excess ribbons laying about.. C-Can I blindfold you with them...?

Willow: Oh~?

Willow: Please do so, Sir Knight~! Then, please come here and take me~!

Jaune: Alright then, my pet~!

Willow: How exciting~!

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Here's another one for ya, @lar-mx

Linky

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A Schnee's Desire

Weiss: So, is alright of my team, and my friends stay here mom?

Willow: I don't mind, your father will no doubt work up a fuss, but he will not be here for the next week, so you should be just fine.

Weiss: That's amazing! I'll go tell them that they can stay.

Willow: Mind if I come with you? I want to know who is going to be staying here.

Weiss: Okay.

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Weiss: Okay this is my partner, Ruby Rose.

Ruby: Hello! My name is Ruby! I'm Weiss's bestie for restie!

Weiss: Ahh?! Get off of me you dolt!

Willow: Ohh~! It's nice to see my daughter have a friend who's so close to her. Would you mind sharing a room with my daughter? There are not many spare bed rooms for all of you.

Weiss: Wait, w-w-what?!

Ruby: Whoo! Sleep over!

Weiss: Ahck?! Get off of me!

Willow: And, who are you two?

Blake: My name is, Blake Belladonna.

Yang: And, my name is Yang Xiao Long! This little gremlins older sister!

Ruby: Yang?!

Willow: And, you are a faunas? A cat faunas at that.

Blake: Is that a problem...?

Willow: Not to me, although... Jacques is allergic to cats... You being a cat faunas, would you perhaps trigger his allergies?

Blake: What, no that's...? Well... Could I...?

Yang: That's a serious question right there.

Blake: If he did have a reaction... how bad of a reaction would it be.

Willow: Not bad enough...

Blake: Dammit!

Willow: Do you two mind sharing a bed?

Yang: What?

Blake: Sharing a bed?

Willow: There are rooms, and spare beds, but not enough for each of you to have your own separate bed. I am sorry.

Yang: No, that shouldn't be a problem, right, Blake?

Blake: No, not a problem at all. Hey, Yang?

Yang: Yeah?

Blake: 'And, they were roommates.'

Ruby: 'My god they were roommates...'

Willow: What?

Weiss: Ignore them.

Willow: Very well then. And, who might you two be?

Nora: Hi! My name is, Nora! And, this is my potentiallover, Ren!

Ren: Hello, Mrs. Schnee.

Willow: Hello to you as. Do you two mind sharing a room, and a bed together?

Ren: Well, I don't...?!

Nora: IT'S FINE!

Willow: Oh?

Nora: It's totally fine if the two of use share a bed together~!

Willow: Is it..?

Ren: Uhhhh...?

Yang: Don't stop her, she needs this.

Willow: Okay...?

Willow: And, lastly we have... Oh? Hello~!

Jaune: Hello, Mrs. Schnee. My, name is, Jaune Arc.

Willow: Hello~! So, I have a bed you can use, so long as you don't mind some company~?

Jaune: Am I sharing a bed with your son?

Willow: No, no no not at all. I couldn't possibly ask my son to share his bed! But, I can assure you, the person in question wouldn't mind sharing their bed with you~!

Jaune: Oh well, if they won't mind, then neither do I!

Willow: I assure you, Jaune, I won't mind at all~! Now, why don't I show you to your room~!

Jaune: Why thank you, Mrs. Schnee!

Willow: Ara Ara, Jaune! Please, call me, Willow~!

Jaune: Okay then, Willow!

RWBYNR: ...?

Ruby: D-Did your mother just flirt with, Jaune?

Weiss: N-no she didn't....

Nora: She totally flirted with, Jaune!

Weiss: She did not!

Yang: Did you not see how she's draped all over him!

Weiss: No I didn't...!

Blake: She literally said, 'Ara Ara,' to him!

Weiss: You misheard her!

Whitely: Hello sister. I saw mother leading on of your friends to her bedroom. Why did she do that?

Weiss: W-What?

Ren: Weiss... it's time to face the truth...

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Oh gods... My mom is going to fuck, Jaune?!

Nora: It's totally the hair.

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The Lady’s Next Door

The 'Milf next door' when she says she just going to say 'hi' to that cute blond boy your daughters friends with.

Kali

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to do that, Mom?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why are you dressed like that?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to talk to, Jaune?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Is it because he's a human?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: He’s just my friend, Mom, he is not another, Adam waiting to happen.

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Jaune: Hi, Blake. Oh, hi Ms. Belladonna!

Kali: I just want to fuck him.

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Blake: What?!

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Raven

Yang: Hey, Mom, I’m sorry, but can you do me a favour?

Raven: I don’t wanna.

Yang: Mom! Come on! I just need you to watch over my friend till I get back.

Raven: Back, back from where?

Yang: Blake got…?!

Raven: No! Say no more, since it involves your ‘girlfriend’ I can assume it’s something illegal.

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend!

Raven: But, was it illegal?

Yang: …

Yang: Well…

Raven: Ha! Love the bad girls don’t you? Fine, I’ll watch over your friend. Who is it you want me to babysit; It better not be the, Schnee girl! I swear I’ll shoot her one of these days if she…?

Yang: No, it’s not, Weiss. It’s, Jaune. Jaune’s coming over.

Raven: J-Jaune…?

Yang: Yeah, we’ve got a school project we’re working on together, and Jaune wanted to get ahead of the game. So he asked if he could come over here so we could work on it. Is that okay?

Raven: Jaune coming over here…? T-That’s fine! I’m totally fine with that tasty snack…?! I mean! That fine young man coming over here. W-When is coming over…?

Yang: In… half an hour-ish?

Raven: Half an hour? That gives me plenty of time… Time for a shower, and time to put on something spicy~!

Yang: What was that?

Raven: Nothing! Go, and save your girlfriend!

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend, Mom!

Raven: And, I’m not about to get laid, now get going!

Yang: Alright! Alright! I’m going.

Yang: …

Yang: Wait, ‘Get laid?’

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Summer

Ruby: Mom?

Summer: Yes, sweaty~?

Ruby: What are you wearing?

Summer: A bikini.

Ruby: Why?

Summer: Well, your friend, Jaune is coming over to help clean the pool, so I thought I’d give him a show~!

Ruby: A what?

Summer: I thought I’d get a suntan.

Ruby: Oh… Then why are you taking the sunscreen?

Summer: So I don’t get sunburned silly.

Ruby: Okay, do you want me to…?!

Summer: No! No, noo, no. I’ll ask, Jaune to put it on~! That way I get those big muscular hands all over me, feeling me up~! Oh gods~!

Ruby: What was that mom?

Summer: Nothing~!

(Ding dong~!)

Summer: Oh? That must be my boy toy~! Coming!

Ruby: Boy what…?

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Willow

Jacques: Willow! Where are you! Blasted, where is that drunkard!

Willow: …

Jaune: …

Willow: Well, that was close…

Jaune: Yeah… too close.

Willow: Jacques would have thrown an absolute fit if he caught one of, Weiss’s friends snooping about the mansion.

Jaune: I wasn’t snooping, I was lost.

Willow: In a supply closet?

Jaune: I thought it was, Weiss’s room.

Willow: Not even close dear.

Jaune: Okay… but can you open the door, you shoved us in here to get away from, Jacques, and this broom closet is rather cramped.

Willow: No can do… my hands are stuck here… Feeling your broad chest~! Y-You’ll have to open the door yourself.

Jaune: Okay fine… where is the door knob…? Eh? What is this, a pillo…?!

Willow: Ohh~!

Jaune: Ahh?! S-S-S-Sorry! I didn’t mean to…?!

Willow: Jaune?

Jaune: Y-Y-Yeah…?!

Willow: Harder~!

(Ziiiip!)

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Athena

Athena: So tell me, why are you in such a panic to clean up, our already clean house?

Pyrrha: Ooooh… My teammates are coming over, so I wanted to spruce the place up for their visit.

Athena: Your teammates…? Does that mean… Jaune is coming too…?

Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s coming too.

Athena: I see… Well, then I hope he’ll enjoy visiting us in our humble abode~!

Pyrrha: Uhh… Mom? Your top has come undone.

Athena: It’s a little hot here, I just want to cool off.

Pyrrha: It’s not hot in here at all?

Athena: Oh~? What makes you think that?

Pyrrha: Mom, your top has come undone again.

Athena: So it has.

Pyrrha: Mom, I can see you bra.

Athena: And?

Pyrrha: Mom, do up your blouse, unless you want my friends to stare at your breasts.

Athena: So long as it’s him, I don’t mind if he stares, or even copes a feel. I’ll be very happy by the end of it all~!

Pyrrha: C-Cope a feel? Who are you talking about?

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Carla

Carla: So that’s the, ‘loser twerp’ you’ve been bullying?

Cardin: Yeah, his name is, Jaune Arc, complete loser.

Carla: Jaune Arc…? Jaune ArrrrrrrrrC~! Hmm… Rolls off the tongue.

Cardin: Pff! That’s part of the idiot’s stupid catch phrase.

Carla: What catch phrase?

Cardin: “The nAme’S JaUNe ArC; roLLLs of tHE tonGUE! LaDIEs Love it” Pff! How stupid can you be?

Carla: ‘Love’s it?’ So, he is the boy you are being forced to apologize to?

Cardin: Yeah, the teacher says they’ll end my two month long detention early if I apologize to him… I have no intention of apologizing to that loser.

Carla: I see… You know what, Cardin. How about I apologize on your behalf?

Cardin: You’ll do that?

Carla: Of course! He may not accept it, but he’ll at least get that apology he is owed.

Cardin: You’ll do that? Thanks, Mom. I probably would have decked him in the face if I went over there to apologize to the loser.

Carla: Then I best go over there. Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll make sure he accepts your apology. After all, what better apology can a boy get than fucking his bully’s own mother~?

Cardin: W-What was that…?

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Ruby

Ruby: Amethyst, honey? Why are you dressed so… slutty?

Amethyst: Oh… uhh… Parent teacher conference is tonight…

Ruby: I’m aware…

Amethyst: Yeah… so… Professor Arc is coming over to…?!

Ruby: Jaune?! J-Jaune’s coming over here?

Amethyst: Yeah, he told me so himself.

Ruby: So, you’re dressing like a slut to seduce him?

Amethyst: Yeah… That is the plan…

Ruby: Nonono! That won’t work at all honey! He won’t give you so much as a fleeting glance if you dress up like some common harlot!

Amethyst: He won’t?

Ruby: No! You need to dress in something more conservative, something that shows nothing, but something that emphasizes everything~!

Amethyst: Like what?

Ruby: I’ll show you after I’ve seduce him~!

Amethyst: What?! But, I want to sleep with him first!

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The Blond Stepson

Blake: Hey, Jaune.

Yang: Sup vomit boy!

Jaune: Hey, Blake what's up?

Blake: So... we have a question.

Jaune: Oh, what is it?

Yang: We've met, Weiss's family. Her sister, and her mother. But, then you went up to her mother, and said, 'hi mom,'

Jaune: Yeah, so?

Blake: You have blond hair, and deep blue eyes, Weiss, her sister, and her mother have snow white silver hair, and ice blue eyes. How is she your mom; Shouldn't you have any matching visible traits, how are is she your mom?

Jaune: Oh that, yeah I can understand why you'd be so confused. Yeah, no, Willow, that's, Weiss's mom name. Yeah, she not my birth mom, she's my stepmom.

BY: Stepmom?!

Jaune: Yep, Willow Schnee is my stepmom.

Blake: Does that mean, Weiss is your stepsister?

Jaune: Yep, she's my younger stepsister.

Yang: Oh, I guess we never realized you were siblings because you don't share the last name?

Jaune: Well, technically speaking when my dad married my stepmom, we took the, Schnee family name as our own. My full name is, Luna Jaune Arc-Schnee. But, after my dad died a few years after marrying into the, Schnee, I decided to go by the last name, Arc to honour his legacy. That, and because of my appearance most people wouldn't believe I was a, Schnee just as you guys pointed out.

Blake: Oh that makes sense.

Yang: Wait, your first name is, Luna?! Hahaha! Why do you have such a girly name?!

Jaune: Several reasons. The origin behind my first name revolves around some clever name trick involving my last name, Arc. An arc is part of a curve, an arc has a crescent in part of it. Legends say that there was once a thing called a crescent moon before it became the, Shattered Moon we all see in the nights sky today. And, lastly another name for the moon is, Luna.

Blake: Ohhh~! An etymology lesson~!

Yang: Cool story bro, but it's still a girly name.

Jaune: True, it is a girly name, and it was going to be the name of my younger sister.

Blake: W-Was...?

Yang: What do you mean by that?!

Jaune: Miscarriage.

Blake: M-M-Miscarriage?!

Yang: O-Oh... I'm sorry to hear that... I'm sorry I made fun of you, Jaune... Uhh... Luna...?

Jaune: It's alright, you didn't know, and I've long since come to terms with what happened. And, please just call me, Jaune. Only, Weiss calls me, Luna. But, only when she's angry at me...

Blake: But, isn't, Weiss always angry at you?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Only, when she is really, really angry with me...

Yang: Hehehe~!

Blake: That's a shame, Luna is a nice name for you.

Jaune: Thank you, Blake.

Yang: But, how did your dad marry, Willow Schnee? Isn't she married to that, Jacques Schnee guy?

Jaune: Blake?

Blake: ...

Yang: Did you kill him, Blake?!

Blake: What, no! The White Fang killed him!

Yang: Oh...!

Jaune: Yep, members in the, White Fang killed him via a suicide bomber. Mom was soooo distraught with his death. But, good thing that he died, Jacques may have been making money, his antics were causing all hell to everyone.

Blake: Yeah, things we're really hard on us faunas. But, after his death a lot of reforms we're made, and things got better.

Jaune: Yep, and while those reforms were happening, Willow met my dad, and they eventually got together, and I got my a new mom, a older, and younger sister.

Blake: Okay so, Willow Schnee is now your, Stepmom, and that is your stepmom.

Jaune: Yep that's Willow Arc-Schnee my lovely stepmom.

Blake: Oh, so all of you are called, Arc-Schnee?

Jaune: Yep.

Yang: So, that means your older sister, Winter. Full name is, Winter Arc-Schnee?

Jaune: Yep, that's my sister right there!

Blake: And, lastly, Weiss Arc-Schnee is your little sister.

Jaune: Yep, Weiss is my little sister.

Blake: So, what's it like have a family like them?

Jaune: What do you mean?

Blake: You've been a family since you've been what...?

Jaune: Five. I was five years old when my dad married into the, Schnee family.

Blake: So, what has it been like to be a part of the, Arc-Schnee family for thirteen years?

Jaune: Oh, well having a mom like, Willow is...

~~~

Jaune: M-M-Mom?!

Willow: Yes dear~?

Jaune: I c-can bathe by myself, I don't need your help!

Willow: Oh~? But, can't your mother bathe with her precious little boy like she did in the past~?

Jaune: M-M-Mom?! I'm not a child anymore, and the last time we bathed together you weren't naked?!

Willow: Oh, but I don't have any swimsuits anymore, and I don't want to get water on any of my clothes. Besides...

"Boing~!"

Jaune: EEP?!

Willow: I can't do this to you~!

Jaune: M-M-Mom?!

Willow : Willow~! I told you to call me, Willow, Deary~!

Jaune: W-Willow?! Y-Your chest i-i-is... Oh no?!

Willow: Oh no? Ohh~! My my my~! It's so big~! Don't worry, Jaune, i'll take care of it~!

Jaune: Ahh, Willow?!

Willow: Oh my~! It's so hot, and long~! Why, it's even poking out from between my breasts~! Which means I could even~?

"Chu~!"

Jaune: Ahh-ha-haa?!

Willow: Mmmm~! My, don't you taste delicious~!

Jaune: W-Willow?!

Willow: Now come on deary~! Mommy, wants you to give her another taste from the tap~!

Jaune: Oh gods... T-They're so warm...

Willow: Yes~! That's it, Jaune~! Give, Mommy her facial cream~!

~~~

Jaune: I think, Willow always wanted a son, so she accepted me on as her son with no hesitation. And, I liked that she did that. It was really nice to have a mom again.

Yang: Yeah, I know how it feels to live without a mom...

Blake: Did your sisters also accept you into the family?

Jaune: Uhh well... I'm never sure about, Weiss. Winter on the other hand.

~~~

Winter: Ahh~! Fuck!

Jaune: Ahh!

Winter: Come on, Jaune~! You're not giving up now are you?

Jaune: Not in the slightest! But, damn, Big Sis! You're really going at it! What kind of bastard did you have to deal with today?

Winter: Ahh fuck~! I had to deal with a bunch of stuck up assholes with, General Ironwood! Fuckers pinched my ass!

Jaune: What?! This is my ass! Only I'm allowed to pinch it!

Winter: Ohhhhh fuuuck~! Pinch my fat ass! Remind me who it belongs to!

Jaune: We've had angry sex before! But, damn you're furious! What else happened?

Winter: So deep~! I had to... Ahh~! I had to deal with... Ohh~! I had to deal with some pompous fucker trying to force a marriage with me! Again! Thinking that I'd marry that fat boar, when I have a real man taking care of me right here!

Jaune: Ahh~! You're so fucking hot, Big Sis~!

Winter: Don't I know it~! Now come on, Jaune~! Dump a fat load into me, remind me why you'll become my future husband~!

Jaune: As you wish, Big Sis~!

Winter: Come on! Come on! Come on! Fill me up! Fill me up! Fill me...?!

Jaune: HERK!

Winter: UuuuuuuuUP~!

Jaune: Ahh... Fuck...

Winter: So... so warm...

Jaune: Ahhh... Feeling better, Winter?

Winter: No... Maybe another load will help~!

Jaune: Alright~! But, please... Don't scratch up my back again...

Winter: Oh, Jaune~! You know you love it~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Yeah... yeah I do...

~~~

Jaune: Winter tends to dot on me a lot. Honestly she tends to spoil me a lot. But, she did teach me how to use my fathers sword, we still spar together when ever we met. Though, to say it's a spar is a bit of a lie... It's usually a one sided slaughter as she vents out her frustrations out on me.

Blake: Well considering how angry we've seen, Weiss get. Her anger must be on a whole another level.

Yang: What do you expect from, Weiss Squared?

Jaune: Weiss Squared? Winter isn't...?!

Jaune: ...?

Jaune: Winter's taller, more developed, more skilled... Shit, Winter is, Weiss Squared...

Yang: Haha! Told yeah!

Blake: You best not tell her that, she'll probably lose it if you did.

Jaune: Yeah, Weiss doesn't like to be compared to, Winter, even me at times. Weiss has a bit of an inferiority complex.

Blake: Really?

Yang: It's because she's short.

Jaune: Yes.

Yang: So, what's like having, Winter Square Root as a little sister?

Jaune: Boo.

Blake: Yeah that was bad.

Yang: Tough crowd... Anyway, what's it like having, Weiss as a little sister?

Jaune: Well...

~~~

Weiss: J-J-Jaune...?!

Jaune: Hmm?

Weiss: Y-You're hand... Mmph~!

Jaune: What of it?

Weiss: J-Jaune... W-We're in the middle of class... Ahh~!

Jaune: So?

Weiss: W-We can't do this~! W-We'll get... Ohh~! Caught~!

Jaune: Oh, Weiss~! You, and I both know you like to do it in public~!

Weiss: B-But, in front of all our classmates~!

Jaune: You're complaining about that now? Didn't you hide under the desk for a snack~?

Weiss: T-That was... Mmmm~! Jaune~! Your fingers~!

Jaune: You feel quite moist~! You enjoying yourself~?

Weiss: MmmmmmMmm~! J-J-Jaune~!

Jaune: Just a little more~!

Weiss: Mmm... Ahhahhhuhhhh~!

Jaune: Make sure you keep quiet, Snow Angel~!

Weiss: EEP... MPHH?!

Jaune: Pity, you couldn't make a sound. I do love to hear you sing~!

Weiss: N-Not... Ahhh~! In public... P-People would hear.

Jaune: Don't worry, you were quiet no one heard you, you were quiet. Unless...

Weiss: U-Unless what...?

Jaune: Unless you're a bunny faunas with large ears who has a habit of eaves dropping on people.

Velvet: Eep!

Weiss: Gods dammit, Luna!

~~~

Jaune: While we don't get along in public, it's actually a ruse to trick people. We get along just fine. In fact, Weiss loves it when I dote on her, she likes to be pampered. Actually, if you ever get, Weiss, angry, like really angry. Throw white chocolate at her, she has an insane sweet tooth when it comes to white chocolate.

Yang: That's good to know.

Blake: Yeah, and thanks for telling us who, Luna is!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: W-What do you mean?

Yang: We over heard, Weiss mentioned someone named, Luna. Or, well, Blake did.

Blake: Even in the shower, Weiss can sing pretty loud~! Luna~!

Jaune: ...

Yang: Yesterday, Blake, overheard her moaning out that name when she peaked~!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Damn faunas hearing... If you'll excuse me, I need to make a call.

: Hey, Lulu, what's up?

Jaune: Hey, Coco, yeah I need to take care of, Snow Angels needs. You know any good love hotels?

Yang: They're going where?

Blake: Kinky~!

Coco: Oh~? You want to hear you little, Snow Angel sing~?

Jaune: Something tells me she needs to let lose.

Coco: Well, that doesn't surprise me. You know how pent up my little BunBun get's~! So, a good love hotel, I'd recommend the, Golden Lotus. It's posh enough for the little princess.

Jaune: Thanks, Coco I owe you one.

Coco: Let's go on a shopping trip then~!

Jaune: I'm not paying this time.

Coco: Phooey... Alright, I'll leave you two be. Have fun you two~!

Jaune: Thanks, Coco. Talk to you later.

Jaune: Okay, one more call...

Jaune: ...

: Jaune, what is it?

Jaune: Weiss? Opera house. Landing pads. Now.

Weiss: Y-Yes, Sir!

Jaune: Okay then...

Jaune: Now then... does anyone else know about the two of us?

Yang: Just, Ruby.

Jaune: Okay, I'll have, Weiss explain our relationship to you further. Till later then.

Yang: Bye!

Blake: Have fun!

YB: ...

Blake: They have a booty call codename!

Yang: Fuck that's hot!

[arc-misadventures]

Demon Sisters

Ren: Dammit!

Jaune: That noble bastard whore!

Ren: He told us to clear up a small cult! Two, three people tops! I've lost count of how many people I've killed!

Jaune: At least fifty three in total!

Ren: You're keeping count?!

Jaune: Yes. Fifty four!

Ren: Why?!

Jaune: Cause I'm going to make that fat noble prick pay a gold coin for every cultist we've killed! And, if he refuses, it'll be one punch per dead cultist!

Ren: We split the punches fifty fifty?

Jaune: Hell yeah we will!

Ren: Awesome! Let's do this!

~~~

Ren: Haa haa haa... What... Haa... What's the count?

Jaune: One... Ohh boy... One hundred, and seventy two...

Ren: One hundred, and seventy two gold coins, or one hundred, and seventy two punches... I'm not sure which one I want more!

Jaune: A hundred, and seventy gold coins, two punches if he refuses. Or, two for the hell of it!

Ren: Hell yeah!

Jaune: But, money aside... The hell is with this cult...? When they came running at us most of them were unarmed, little knives at the best, then they grabbed whatever weapons they found along the way.

Ren: I know cultist tend to be... fanatical... But, when they came running at us, I didn't get that fanatical zeal when they were charging towards us. It was more frantic if anything.

Jaune: Their screams... They didn't sound crazy, but... they sounded scared.

Ren: Yeah... They weren't running towards us, more like they were running away from something, and we just happened to be in their way.

Jaune: Hmm... We haven't seen any of the upper echelon, much less the cult leader, just the peons...

Ren: Yeah... Something feels wrong... Very wrong.

Jaune: Agreed. Stay on your guard, we're walking in blind.

Ren: Always.

~~~

Ren: Okay, seems to be leading to end of the little cult hideoooooooooout...

Ren: Oh...

Ren: Hey, Jaune, I figured out what the cultists were running from!

Jaune: Let me guess: They preformed a ritual to summon a being of unimaginable power to obtain unimaginable power in turn. However, the being they summoned didn't give them squat, and instead killed them all, and is just standing there gloating over a pile of bloody corpses waiting for a tag of foolish heroes to come by, and fight them?

Ren: Yes. But, the being they summoned was a demon.

Jaune: Typical summoned creature during a cult ritual. Shame though, I was hoping for an eldritch monster personally, I'm tired of dealing with demons.

Ren: Yeah, but uhh... There's... There's two demons instead of one.

Jaune: Peachy.

Ren: But, uhhh...?

Jaune: What's uhhh?

Ren: Well...

Jaune: What's, 'Uhhh?'

Jaune: Oh... They're, 'Uhhh.'

Ren: Uhhh... Shit...

Jaune: That's one way to say it.

: Oh? What's this? Look sister! A group of adventures are here to kill us~!

: Adventurers? Maybe we'll be able to have some fun dealing with these two than those pathetic little cultist.

Jaune: Uhh... W-We're just here to deal with the cultists.

Ren: And, we're told they're just be two cultists not... What's the final count?

Jaune: Two hundred, and thirteen.

Ren: Two hundred and thirteen cultist, and two demons wasn't in out contract!

Jaune: And, we don't get hazard pay for this either!

Ren: Since when have we ever gotten hazard pay?

Jaune: Exactly! So, we're just going to go.

Ren: See you later!

: Uh uh uh!

Ren: They've blocked the exit...

Jaune: Cue the boss music...

: The cultists didn't sacrificed enough to myself, and my sister for us to remain in the material world for a few more hours. So while we're here we would like some... Entertainment~!

Jaune: Boss music intensifies...

Ren: Alright then! Bring it!

: Ahahah~! Sheath your weapons, we're not interested in any fight. Well, I can't speak for my sister, I'm more interested in something else~!

Ren: She's looking at you.

Jaune: I can tell, Ren.

: Tell me, Sir Knight, what is your name?

Jaune: My name is Jaune Arc! Paladin of the order of the Summer Maiden!

: A paladin?!

: Of the Summer Maiden~?

Jaune: Now, I've told you my name, what are yours?

: Oh how rude of me, my name is Bleiss, Demon of the Ashen Snow. And this is my sister...

: My name is, Weiss, Demon of the Frozen Snow!

Bleiss: And, I think dear sister, we have found our... Entertainment~!

Weiss: Indeed we did sister~!

Jaune: ...

Ren: ...

Jaune: They're talking about...

Ren: They're talking about you, yes.

Jaune: Alright...

Ren: Okay, ladies! I'm going to leave, I'll leave my friend here with you. Try not to break them, Jaune.

Jaune: Should you be saying that to them about me?

Ren: Jaune, what happened to that, Greater Demon we met?

Jaune: She gave me her card?

Ren: She went away with a lim… She gave you her card?!

Jaune: Yeah, it's a summing card incase I want to...

Ren: Smash?

Jaune: Yeah...

Ren: ...

Ren: Okay, I'm going, I’ll see you later at the bar after I beat up that noble.

Jaune: Okay, see you later, Ren!

Jaune: Okay so... How do you want to do this ladies~?

Weiss: Hold on, you slept with a greater demon?

Bleiss: And she gave you a 'booty call card~?'

Jaune: Uhh... yeah...

Bleiss: Oh my, that's certainly an achievement~!

Weiss: Tell us, what was this greater demons name~?

Jaune: W-Willow the Greater Demon of the Ember Snow.

Bleiss: W-Willow the Greater Demon...?

Weiss: Of the Ember Snow...?

Jaune: Uhh... Yeah, that's the one.

Bleiss: That's our mom...

Jaune: She's you're what...?

Weiss: You fuck our mom...

Jaune: I did what?!

Bleiss: And, you got her card...?

Jaune: Seriously, Willow is your mother?

WB: ...

WB: DIBS!!!

Jaune: Whoa hey?!

[arc-misadventures]

For the beach can we please get willow scheen

The Beach: Wil

Jaune: Haa... That was a nightmare...

Jaune: Why are all they so... thirsty? Does, Kink Beach also effect a person sex drive, or something?

Jaune: Haa... whatever that doesn't really...? Hmm? Why is there a pool at the beach? I mean, the ocean is right there! Why did you got to the beach, to swim in a swimming pool? This doesn't make any sense.

: People like the astrosphere found at the beach, but for various reasons they don't like the beach. The salty waters, the crowds. Not to mention the pool is generally safer than the sea, especially for small children.

Jaune: Oh, those are some valid reasons. Thank you for the information.

: Your welcome, Jaune.

Jaune: Wait, you know who I ammmmmmmmmmmmmm...?!!

: Hello, Jaune~1

Jaune: H-Hello, Mrs. Schnee...?!

Willow: So, what brings you here?

Jaune: I've been running from... horny teenagers trying to get into my pants...

Willow: Oh? I see the effects of, Kink Beach are taking effect. Care to hear what mine are~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Sure, why not.

Willow: I would like to have an affair~!

Jaune: A-An affair?!

Willow: Yes. I would like to have an affair with a young stud, that completely rearranged my guts with his searing hot rod~! Making forget I had that shrimp of a man as they reshape my body to fit them~!

Jaune: Oh...

Willow: I like the idea of filming a video, of that young stud taking me, covering me, filling me to the brim with their seed. Then sending that video to, Jacques to let him know what it feels to be cuck by a young hung stallion~!

Jaune: That's detailed...

Willow: Even better if that hung stud knocked me up with their bastard. Forcing, Jacques to raise that child as their own. But... more importantly I want another chance... another chance to raise a child with love, and warmth.

Jaune: Oh... that sounds like a lovely idea... partly...

Willow: I do hope it plays out like that~!

Willow: So, Jaune~?

Jaune: Yes?

Willow: Would you perhaps be interested in cucking, Jacques Schnee, and knocking up this lonely horny old milf~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: T-The changing room showers... w-where are they?

Willow: Oh~? Follow me, Stud~!

///

Original Art Link

Hey, @lar-mx what do you think?

[arc-misadventures]

Propaganda?

Inquisitor Jaune: HA! Fowl xeno filth!

Inq Jaune: You think you can trick me with you blatant xeno propaganda?!

Inq Jaune: You think I'd believe your lies about large breated, Tau woman! Perposerous!

Wil'O:

Inq Jaune: ...

Inq Jaune: By the God Emperor...

[arc-misadventures]

You're A Holy Paladin?!

Ren: Prepare to die foul demon!

: Oh? A group of adventures here to slay me? Well, many have tried, none have survived. Now, come noble adventure! I am Willow, the Demon of the Ember Snow. Now prepare to die!

Ren: Prepare to meet your dark gods in the afterlife vile demon! Let's do this, Jaune!

Jaune: ...

Ren: ...

Jaune: ...

Ren: J-Jaune...?

Jaune: Hmmm?

Ren: Oh no... Gods not again, Jaune!

Jaune: What?

Ren: Oh, please don't tell me you want to... to sleep with a demon!

Willow: S-Sleep with...? A-Are you talking about me?!

Jaune: And, if I did?

Ren: She's a demon!

Jaune: A very voluptuous, thic, and hot demon.

Willow: T-Thic?!

Ren: She's a monster!

Jaune: Ren, it's been weeks, you should know what my type is.

Ren: Monsters?!

Jaune: Sexy monsters~!

Willow: Sexy~?

Ren: Jaune, you're a holy paladin! She's a demon! You're supposed to kill demons! Why are you thinking about having sex with this thing?!

Jaune: Ren, I am a Holy Paladin of the Summer Maiden. A Goddess of Fertility!

Willow: A paladin of the Fertility Goddess?! Are they... Are they as good as they say they are~?

Jaune: You should know that I am basically a bard in plate armour!

Ren: That's not a fair comparison! You know I have no experiences with bards!

Jaune: What?! You've met bards before, we've been on missions with one before!

Ren: Neptune does not count!

Jaune: That is a valid point!

Ren: Besides, where does this mad desire to sleep with every humanoid, feminine monster you come across!

Jaune: My mother!

Willow: Y-Your mother?

Ren: What does that have to do with anything?!

Jaune: My mother wants lots of grandchildren!

Ren: What?

Jaune: Oh, my father is a human, and my mother is a succubus.

Ren: A succubus?!

Willow: A male child born from a succubus...?! It's difficult for a succubus to conceive a child... and a male child is only born one of ten thousand succubus children! But... are the rumors about succubus male children true~?

Jaune: That's right! My mother is a succubus! So as a result I have a over active sex drive! So, I will seduce whatever beautiful monsters that comes my way!

Ren: Really?!

Jaune: Yeah! So I'm going to smash the sexy demon!

Willow: Uhh... Noble paladin... W-Would you like to go back to my place? W-We can... have discussions about you a succ...?! Discuss you being a, Paladin of the Summer Maiden...?

Jaune: I'd like that, My Lady~!

Willow: Wonderful~!

Ren: Ahh... Ah?!

Ren: W-W-What the fuck?!

///

Okay, I'm borrowing aspects from each story. But, they're still not connect to one another as in the woman, Jaune's smashing!

As I've said before. It is very, very easy finding white haired anime girls with silver/blue eyes in general.

Kina weird honestly.

[arc-misadventures]

No Regrets

Willow:

Jaune: You can look down on me in disgust all you want, Willow. But, I will never regret asking you to step on me!

Willow: Even when you...?

Jaune: Especially when I called you, 'Mommy!'

[arc-misadventures]

BMI Jaune: Willow, Summer, and Kali?

BMI: Jaune II

Juniper: Jaune~!

Jaune: No...

Juniper: What?

Jaune: No. Whatever it is, the answer is: No.

Juniper: But, I never said anything?

Jaune: But, you're going to ask me something, and whatever the ask is about, the answer is: No.

Juniper: ...

Juniper: BMI...

Jaune: AHHHH?! Not this shit again!

Juniper: Your chose for this BMI, are Willow Schnee.

Willow: Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: Hi...?

Juniper: Kali Belladonna.

Kali: Oh look, it's my favourite human~!

Jaune: Why did you say it like that...?

Juniper: And, lastly we have, Summer Rose.

Summer: Hello, Daddy~!

Jaune: Excuse me, what...?

Juniper: Are you ready to choose who you going to, BMI, Jaune~?

Jaune: The hell are you making me choose between my friend’s mom?!

Juniper: Well, as one woman/mother to another, they told me about their... pitiful sex lives, or lack there of in some cases...

Summer: Juniper?!

Kali: How could you just say that?!

Willow: Considering my ex-husband size or, more accurately the lack there of... Honestly, there isn't much to brag about. There is certainly plenty to complain about however…

Juniper: What? Both of your husbands are dead, so you haven't had much, if any action since they died.

Kalli: Well, that's true...

Summer: It's not like we did it much after I had, Ruby...

Juniper: And, Willow... I'm sorry you had to go through that so often...

Willow: While, I love my children with all my heart, and I wouldn't trade them for the world. I do sometimes find myself wishing I had my son sooner so I didn't have to have... relations as often as I did.

Juniper: See! They have sad sexless lives since they lost their husbands. And, Willow had...

Juniper: She had, Jacques...

Juniper: So, Jaune please, BMI these three woman, and help them ‘fix’ their dry spell?

Jaune: ...

SKW: Please~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haaaa...

Jaune: I would Marry, Summer.

Summer: And, why do you want to do that, Husband Dearest~?

Jaune: 'Husband dearest?"

Jaune: Okay? Okay, I say that because you look like you would be a wonderful housewife to come home to.

Summer: Naww~!

Jaune: Plus you look like the woman/wife who would do the, "Hi honey, welcome home! Would like a bath, dinner, or me?" Type of woman, and I...? Ahem... yeah that...

Summer: Oh; Is that so~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I Would, Breed Kali.

Kali: Why?

Jaune: Well... You have large birthing hips... and I want to give those birthing hips a run for their money...

Kali: Oh, I hope feel like we're going to enjoy that~!

Jaune: Hahaha...

Jaune: I would impregnate, Willow.

Willow: Oh, why would you do that?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I hate you ex-husband with a burning passion. A lot of people think that killing him, or torturing him to death would be the best sort of revenge for what he did. But, I think... taking his woman, and making her mine is a much more tantalizing idea~!

Willow: Y-Yours?

Jaune: I’ll make you my woman! By the time I’m through with you, you’ll fit around me perfectly, no other man will satisfy you, you’ll come begging for more, and I’ll be all to happy to oblige~!

Willow: Y-Y-You promise…?

Jaune: Uhh… Well… T-That is of we… did do it…

Summer: Do you think he could do that?

Kali: Maybe? My daughter did say he’s quite big.

Willow: How big?

Kali: Six when soft, ten when hard, and plenty thick as well~!

Willow: Heavens, say it is so~!

Summer: Are you really that big~?

Jaune: WHAT?! How the hell do you know that?!

Willow: He is~!

Summer: Hmm… Juniper, please be a dear, and leave.

Juniper: Why?

Summer: Because, the sooner you leave, the sooner you’ll have grandchildren~!

Juniper: Good luck, Jaune! Remember to not use a condom!

Jaune: W-W-What?! Wait… hold on!

Kali: Don run, Jaune: The fun is about to begin~!

Willow: Come on, Jaune… it’s time to continue the, Arc bloodline~!

Summer: So what will it be, Jaune; Will you take, Kali, or do you want, Willow, or perhaps me~?

Jaune: Ohhh…?!

Jaune: P-Please be gentle…?

SKW: Fu-fufu~!

Kali: No promises~!