#summer x jaune

[arc-misadventures]

Siblings For Siblings

Ruby: Oh? Jaune just sent me a text.

Yang: He just sent me one too.

Ruby: I wonder what he…?!

Yang: What the…?!

Summer:

RY: MOM?!

Ruby: Did, Mom just…?!

Yang: Jaune, just fucked our, Mom?!

Blake: …?

Blake: I think, Jaune was the one that got fucked by your mom, not the other way around.

RY: NOT HELPING?!!

Blake: Sorry…

[brokentrafficknight]

[reashot]

Meat Your Mate 🍖

Wolf Summer: Ruby now that you are a big wolf girl. It's time for you to know how to hunt for your own food.

Wolf Ruby: Woof! Yes mommy I will do as you ask and find my own meat. 🥓

Summer: Atta girl Ruby now out you go and start hunting for your meat.

*starts running away*

Some time later

Ruby: Woof! Mom look what I got. 🐺

Summer: Okay let's see it... Huh?

Ruby... That's not meat you're carrying in your mouth?

*shows Jaune being carried in her mouth*

Ruby: I know that. He is not meat. He is Mate. 😁

Jaune: Ugh... What happened?

Ruby: Hello handsome boy. I'm Ruby and you will be my mate. 🤗

Jaune: M-Mate! But I'm too young to be someone's mate?!

Summer: *sigh* Well I'm sorry but when my little Ruby sets her sight on something nothing can stop her. By the way my name's Summer and you already know Ruby. So what's your name?

Jaune: I-its Jaune. Ma'am...

Summer: Well Jaune how about you join us for dinner. And afterwards we will continue our talk about you being Ruby's mate.

Ruby: tee-hee. I'm not letting you out of my sight handsome. 😍

[lovingdabeessss]

RWBY MEMESSSSS

Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Pyrrha, how could you not tell me about risking your life and that soul-merge thing? 😠

Pyrrha: Beloved, I’m so sorry I didn’t tell you…b-but everyone’s life was in danger! It was a spur-of-the moment decision! 😢

Jaune: *sigh* Well…I suppose I can understand that…

Ozpin: If I may interject!

Ozpin: Mister Arc, you shouldn’t worry about Pyrrha’s mission. It was in the works for some time, not some half-baked spur-of-the moment idea!

Jaune: 🤨

Pyrrha: 🫣

Jaune: Sounds like you two need to get your story straight! *stomps away*

Ozpin: …oh…perhaps I should stop talking to Mister Arc…

Pyrrha: YEAH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD!! 🤬 *runs after Jaune*

Later…

Jaune: So what else have you not been telling me? Do you have two scroll numbers? Are you cooking meth Have you been taking missions without your armor? 😠

Pyrrha: …Jaune, please…😭

Ozpin: *walks up* I’d like to clarify something I said earlier…

Pyrrha: Oh gods why…?! 😖

Ozpin: While the plans had been in the works for a while, Miss Nikos actually made her decision in a limited time! She didn’t even take a moment to allow her aura to replenish-

Jaune: She WHAT?! 😱

Pyrrha: Ozpin WHY?! 😫

Ozpin: …oh…dear…I seem to have made things worse…! 😰

Raven: *drunkenly interrupts* Let me fix this for you, Oz! 🥴

Raven: Look, blondie, your girlfriend is obviously a great huntress and everyone loves her and would do anything to protect her!

Raven: *burps*…and you have incredibly attractive legs! 😘

Jaune: …uh…😕

Raven: *sways and turns to Pyrrha* …and you!! What the hell are you doing lying to your boyfriend?! Unless you want to move into my ex-husband’s new girlfriend’s basement with me, you’d better shape up and never keep anything from this beautiful man ever again!! 😤

Raven: *turns to Jaune* …seriously, you are beautiful! If she ever lies to you again you can call me! 😉

Pyrrha: I’m sorry, beloved…I just didn’t want you to worry…😔

Jaune: *melts and wraps Pyrrha in a big forgiveness hug* Pyr, I am always going to worry about you. But if you feel ready, then by all means get out there and kick butt! ☺️

Pyrrha: 🥰

Jaune: BUT, if you ever keep anything from me again, I will leave you and join this scary drunk lady in her ex-husband’s girlfriend’s house!

Raven: I know you’re kidding, but Summer’s actually a very good landlady! Sometimes when she and Taiyang go on nice vacations I’m allowed to use the hot tub! 😃

[bluearc009]

You know I'm starting to see a pattern.

Can you see what that pattern is?

[rachetmath]

Robyn: So Arc-

Jaune: You can call me “Jaune”. I’ve been here for five months.

Robyn: Well okay. Jaune um… what’s your day like with Fiona.

Jaune: Normal.

Robyn: Really? Nothing’s going on with you two?

Jaune: No. I just help her out. That’s it.

Robyn: Really?

Jaune: Yes.

Somewhere else

Nora: So Fiona. How long have you and Jaune been a couple?

Fiona: We’re not couple. What makes you think that?

Nora: You see him everyday. More than me.

Fiona: He helps me with the orphanage.

Nora: Nothing else?

Fiona: No!

Jaune and Fiona were in the Orphanage.

???: Mr. Arc? Mr. Thyme?

Jaune: What is it Rex?

Rex: Are you and Ms. Thyme a couple?

Fiona: Oh my- Robyn!

Robyn appears only to have May and Nora with her.

Jaune: Nora, you too?!

Nora: Look d-

Jaune: Nora.

Nora: *forgot the kid* Oh.

Jaune: Rex go to your room.

Rex: Okay. *leaves*

Jaune: Now what the hell wrong with you two?

Fiona: Why are you so obsessed with this?

Robyn: Because you two-

May: Look Fiona I been watching you two a lot and I have to admit it’s hard not to believe you’re not dating. In fact, I wouldn’t be surpise to call you both a married couple.

Fiona: Ugh you too May. Seriously wat-

May: You and Jaune do Laundry together.

May: Spend time with kids together.

May: In fact, when Jaune’s training leads him to get hurt, you are the first to drag him to the nursery and patch him up. Even when he tells us “Don’t worry about it.”

May: In fact you two are always in the kitchen together making dinner.

May: And Jaune, boy what Nora told me about you was damn lie. I saw what you did. Slow dancing in the night.

Nora: He was that smooth?

May: Smooth as Micheal Jackson.

Nora: Oh no.

Fiona: Um.

Jaune: Damn.

Nora: Oh yes. Finally. Fuck you Pyrrha! He go get right. *pulls scroll out her pocket and makes a call*

???: Hello.

Nora: Fuck you Weiss. You lose. He found someone better. He found the princess and gone make her his queen.

Jaune: Nora, calm down.

Nora: Fuck off Jaune. This is my victory.

In the twilight.

Pyrrha: Okay bitch, what did I do?

Adam: I mean you left the guy and died a meaningless death like Summer.

Summer: I gave birth to another silver eyed warrior. That has to count.

Hazel: Does she know how to use her eyes though?

Summer: Shut up.

Ironwood: And she destroyed Atlas and got Penny, Vine, Clover and myself killed so she’s kind a misfortune upon us.

Summer: Okay ya’ll need to stop disrespecting my daughter. Ya’ll made mistake.

Ironwood: Or so you say.

Summer: We can fight. We can fight right now James.

Pyrrha: I don’t understand.

Penny: Friend Pyrrha you are the main source of his trauma and pain.

Pyrrha: B-you know what… fuck all you.

Roman: Whoa Invincible Champion, it’s not our fault your ‘boyfriend’ decided to break that little curse you placed on him.

Pyrrha: Oh come on- I’m leaving. I don’t need this.

Summer: My death had meaning. My daughter has a mystery to solve.

Adam: So finally one of your daughters is actually trying to know what happened to you. It’s too bad they have to find the same woman that took one of them many years to find.

Summer: Oh my god.

Roman: Not to mention at least Penny’s death served a purpose. Winter’s alive. She kept thousands of people alive. While your death, Pyrrha, caused more suffering than good.

Pyrrha: You know what who wants to fight first? Who? Cause I’ll show you why they written me off. Name one. Who can body me? Who?! Step up. STEP UP!

Adam: Oh I never run from no challenge. Especially no One-V-One, come on bitch.

[juanarc-thethird]

(don't know if this was asked or not) Jaune getting a vday card from summer or a vday video (lol)

Valentine's Day letters. (Summer)

Jaune: Ruby's mom sent me a Valentine's letter? How curious.

He opens the letter and says:

I know I'm your friend's mom, But I can't deny it. I want you deep in me, And feel your warmth inside me~💋

Jaune: *Horny as fuck* Forgive me Ruby, but I'm going to be your new stepdad.

[lil-red-reaper]

I’LL BE BACK SOON // I PROMISED, DIDN’T I?

[rocknroll7575]

MK intro Withered Rose! Ruby vs the rest of V1 RWBY and JNPR, and her parents maybe CFVY as well

I'm back! And wow, I got a lot of Asks! Lets get them them going!

XXX

V1. Ruby: *Sheathes Crescent Rose* ...Mom?

Ruby (WR): *Twirls crescent Rose and holds it next to her* No, I'm you, Ruby

V1. Ruby: But how? How are you here?

XXX

V1. Weiss: *Uses Glyphs to skate onto the stage* So what am I like in the future?

Ruby (WR): *Sheathes Crescent Rose* You're a lot less of a brat and much kinder

V1. Weiss: That stings but I can understand why you would say that

XXX

V1. Blake: *Swings and lands on stage* You looked like you've been through a lot...

Ruby (WR): *Twirls crescent Rose and holds it next to her* Being in an alternate dimension for forty years will do that to a person

V1. Blake: I can't imagine what you've been through...

XXX

V1. Yang: *Lands on stage with her semblance active* Ok, your my sister from the future, but why are you staring at my right arm?

Ruby (WR): *Sheathes Crescent Rose* Sorry it just... it's odd not seeing the mechanical

V1. Yang: What do you mean the mechanical one!?

XXX

V1. Pyrrha: *summons her spear and shield* Ruby? By the brothers what happened to you

Ruby (WR): *Twirls crescent Rose and holds it next to her* Pyrrha, I'm sorry...

V1. Pyrrha: What do you have to be sorry for Ruby?

XXX

V1. Jaune: *Unsheathes Crocea Mors* So... What are we in the future?

Ruby (WR): *Sheathes Crescent Rose* If you're asking if we're together, we are... we're married

V1. Jaune: O-Oh! Future me is so lucky!

XXX

V1. Ren: *twirls guns as he walks on stage* So, what is the future like?

Ruby (WR): *Twirls crescent Rose and holds it next to her* It's pretty 50/50, but don't worry, you and Nora finally get together.

V1. Ren: *Blushes* I see

XXX

V1. Nora: *Falls onto the stage covered in electricity* I got a few questions about the future

Ruby (WR): *Sheathes Crescent Rose* I can't answer all of them, but ask away

V1. Nora: Do you and Jaune have kids and am I the favorite Aunt?

XXX

Taiyang: *Punches the air a few times as he walks on stage* Summer...? How?

Ruby (WR): *Sheathes Crescent Rose* Dad, it's me, Ruby

Taiyang: Ruby? Gods... you look so much like her...

XXX

Summer: *Unsheathes Axe and takes stance* Who are you? And why do you look like me?

Ruby (WR): *Sheathes Crescent Rose* Mom... is that really you?

Summer: *Shocked* Ruby...? by the brothers, how is this possible!?

[catsockpuppet]

THE FIRST CHAPTER IS FINALLY DONE!

[arc-misadventures]

BMI Jaune: Willow, Summer, and Kali?

BMI: Jaune II

Juniper: Jaune~!

Jaune: No...

Juniper: What?

Jaune: No. Whatever it is, the answer is: No.

Juniper: But, I never said anything?

Jaune: But, you're going to ask me something, and whatever the ask is about, the answer is: No.

Juniper: ...

Juniper: BMI...

Jaune: AHHHH?! Not this shit again!

Juniper: Your chose for this BMI, are Willow Schnee.

Willow: Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: Hi...?

Juniper: Kali Belladonna.

Kali: Oh look, it's my favourite human~!

Jaune: Why did you say it like that...?

Juniper: And, lastly we have, Summer Rose.

Summer: Hello, Daddy~!

Jaune: Excuse me, what...?

Juniper: Are you ready to choose who you going to, BMI, Jaune~?

Jaune: The hell are you making me choose between my friend’s mom?!

Juniper: Well, as one woman/mother to another, they told me about their... pitiful sex lives, or lack there of in some cases...

Summer: Juniper?!

Kali: How could you just say that?!

Willow: Considering my ex-husband size or, more accurately the lack there of... Honestly, there isn't much to brag about. There is certainly plenty to complain about however…

Juniper: What? Both of your husbands are dead, so you haven't had much, if any action since they died.

Kalli: Well, that's true...

Summer: It's not like we did it much after I had, Ruby...

Juniper: And, Willow... I'm sorry you had to go through that so often...

Willow: While, I love my children with all my heart, and I wouldn't trade them for the world. I do sometimes find myself wishing I had my son sooner so I didn't have to have... relations as often as I did.

Juniper: See! They have sad sexless lives since they lost their husbands. And, Willow had...

Juniper: She had, Jacques...

Juniper: So, Jaune please, BMI these three woman, and help them ‘fix’ their dry spell?

Jaune: ...

SKW: Please~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haaaa...

Jaune: I would Marry, Summer.

Summer: And, why do you want to do that, Husband Dearest~?

Jaune: 'Husband dearest?"

Jaune: Okay? Okay, I say that because you look like you would be a wonderful housewife to come home to.

Summer: Naww~!

Jaune: Plus you look like the woman/wife who would do the, "Hi honey, welcome home! Would like a bath, dinner, or me?" Type of woman, and I...? Ahem... yeah that...

Summer: Oh; Is that so~?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I Would, Breed Kali.

Kali: Why?

Jaune: Well... You have large birthing hips... and I want to give those birthing hips a run for their money...

Kali: Oh, I hope feel like we're going to enjoy that~!

Jaune: Hahaha...

Jaune: I would impregnate, Willow.

Willow: Oh, why would you do that?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: I hate you ex-husband with a burning passion. A lot of people think that killing him, or torturing him to death would be the best sort of revenge for what he did. But, I think... taking his woman, and making her mine is a much more tantalizing idea~!

Willow: Y-Yours?

Jaune: I’ll make you my woman! By the time I’m through with you, you’ll fit around me perfectly, no other man will satisfy you, you’ll come begging for more, and I’ll be all to happy to oblige~!

Willow: Y-Y-You promise…?

Jaune: Uhh… Well… T-That is of we… did do it…

Summer: Do you think he could do that?

Kali: Maybe? My daughter did say he’s quite big.

Willow: How big?

Kali: Six when soft, ten when hard, and plenty thick as well~!

Willow: Heavens, say it is so~!

Summer: Are you really that big~?

Jaune: WHAT?! How the hell do you know that?!

Willow: He is~!

Summer: Hmm… Juniper, please be a dear, and leave.

Juniper: Why?

Summer: Because, the sooner you leave, the sooner you’ll have grandchildren~!

Juniper: Good luck, Jaune! Remember to not use a condom!

Jaune: W-W-What?! Wait… hold on!

Kali: Don run, Jaune: The fun is about to begin~!

Willow: Come on, Jaune… it’s time to continue the, Arc bloodline~!

Summer: So what will it be, Jaune; Will you take, Kali, or do you want, Willow, or perhaps me~?

Jaune: Ohhh…?!

Jaune: P-Please be gentle…?

SKW: Fu-fufu~!

Kali: No promises~!

[brokentrafficknight]

Summer's "Surprise"

Summer: *Texting Jaune* Think you can come over tonight~?

Jaune: We can see? Have something in mind?

Summer: I do but it's a surprise. Wanna take a guess~?

Jaune: ...

[reashot]

And As Promised. An Epilogue to Final Goodbye.

A New Beginning...

Ruby Rose stirrs in her sleep. Having a dream about an adventure she had with other 3 girls in her teams and many others. But for some reason she remembered her time fondly with a boy whom has a hair that are the same color of the sun.

Smol Ruby: ...... Mom?

Summer: What is it dear?

Ruby: I had a dream...

Summer: What dream?

Ruby: I dreamed that I was a huntsman. And that I go on numerous adventure with them. And I also dreamed of a boy with hair as bright as a sun.

Summer: A boy. Oh my. Is my little Ruby finally showing an interest in boy?

Ruby: No! I hate boy they're gross.

... But when I saw him. I felt something throbbing inside my chest.

And I kinda want to see him to know what is it I'm feeling.

Summer: Oh Ruby... That means you're in love with him.

And with another blonde too. I guess the Apple didn't fall far from the tree after all.

Ruby: What. No I'm not in love. I don't even know him!

Summer: It's okay don't be shy. Dear look, Ruby is in love.

Tai:

Jaune's version.

*knock, knock*

*door opening*

Smol Jaune: Dad. I had a nightmare.

Papa Arc: You're fine. Now get back to sleep so I can go back porking your mother.

*slams door*

Jaune: I guess. It's fine then?

Wonder what's "porking" mean?

Years later On Beacon.

Jaune: You took quite a fall there, you okay?

Ruby:

Uhm... Hey... (He's the boy from my dream)

Jaune: You look familiar. Have we met?

Oh by the way my name is Jaune... Huh?

*runs up and hug him*

Ruby: Jaune! Jaune! Jaune! I remembered you.

Jaune: Uhm... Ruby why are you hugging....

Wait how do I know your name?

Ruby: Jaune you remembered me too? I knew it.

Summer: Oh look dear, our Ruby finally meets the boy of her dream.

And they're kissing in public. Oh my, how bold of them...

And they're now... Taking each other's clothes off?

Honey I think we need to separate the two of them

Tai: (How about if I separate the boy from his life while I'm at it.)

[lovingdabeessss]

BOOM BOOM BAP RWBY MEEEEMMMEEESSSS again!!!

Yang died for like 5 seconds and Weiss had to turn into Blake control stopping void jump then murder I love Weiss so much what a trooper

Now she gotta deal with the people of vacuo rip like everyone else is a war hero but they HATE mrs millionaire jr they don’t know she arrested her dad

They love ex Bby terrorist Blake belladonna tho and why wouldn’t they?? I love her?? She’s baby?? Yang loves her?? Yang would probably pretend to be involved if Blake ever got tried for that, just so she could support her girlfriend

[superiorsturgeon]

Making Amends

Jaune: You know, Oz, for the longest time I had some serious bitterness towards you…

Jaune: Between the secret-keeping, pressuring Pyrrha to go through an experimental procedure to become a maiden, and training teenagers to be soldiers in your shadow war…

Jaune: But I’ve got to admit, you really came through for us!

Ozpin: I’m glad to hear it, Mister Ar…Jaune.

Ozpin: I want you to know, that I never meant to cause any harm, and I truly regret what you and your friends went through. I’m glad I was able to gather these special relics and make things right at least once.

Ozpin: *extends his hand* So, dare I ask…friends…?

Jaune: *wraps Ozpin in a bear hug* Not friends…family!

Resurrected!Pyrrha: Awww….! Jaune’s learned to forgive! He’s so big-hearted! 🥰

Resurrected!Penny: They’ve made friends! Sensational! 😁

Shenlong, the Eternal Dragon: *summoned by Ozpin’s collection of Dragonballs* …this is cute and all, but are we done?

Resurrected!Summer: *impatiently tapping her foot* I know, right?