#shepards knight

[rachetmath]

Alternate Shepheard Knight. Jaune meets Fiona after getting arrested and interrogated by her. Though first impressions went horribly wrong they found a way to make it work. Was inspired by @evenmorefatallyobsessed

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Fiona: You seem interesting.

Jaune: I’ll have you know…

Jaune: You are wrong.

[spahhzy]

A Verse 2~ Shepard's Knight.

Jaune was prepping for the beach trip with his girlfriend Fiona Thyme.

Jaune: Babe, you almost ready?

Fiona: One minute!

The sound of footsteps slapping the wooden floor made Jaune aware that Fiona was on her way as Jaune was prepping his duffle bag.

Fiona: Babe turn around~

Jaune: Hmm, let's hurry up and get yourself p-p-pac-

In front of Jaune, was his girlfriend in a rather skimpy bathing suit showing off her curves and beauty.

Fiona: Well? Like it?~

Fiona twirled, and Jaune caught sight of two jiggling plump round cheeks, clapping at him.

Fiona didn't get to say much as suddenly she was back up stairs in a pinch as Jaune was no where to be seen.

Fiona: Jaune? Babe?

In the bathroom downstairs.

Jaune was sweating bullets as he picked up his scroll and called a number. It rang a good few times before it finally someone answered.

Jaune: Pastor Weiss...w-w-when you said that t-the lord is my shepard...what kind of sheep were we talking about?

Jaune: C-cause those lambchops...are looking more like yam-chops.

Jaune: Pastor Weiss g-go ahead and throw the whole book at me.

[cramenjoyer]

the sexual tension between me and bioware video game characters voiced by jennifer hale...

[the-shotce-newsletter]

Here’s our boy! Lol fitting I finished this as we go into mermay. Gaz and Soap have a healthy competition for setting records in the Alliance. Commander Shepard keeps them on their toes.

Now I just gotta think up some ‘beefy’ N7 ideas for Ghost and Soap. Maybe Farah too?

Edit: adjusted some lighting.

[nightmaskart]

Sir Kovust Koruvar, finished commission

[milfsincrime]

women: reblog if you agree

crimmy minds: penelope garcia, elle greenaway, jennifer jareau, emily prentiss, alex blake, tara lewis

ncis: kate todd, abby sciuto, ziva david, jenny shepard, abby borin, alex quinn, jack sloane, ellie bishop, jess knight

svu: olivia benson, abbie carmichael, alex cabot, casey novak, melinda warner, kathy stabler, liz donnelly, rita calhoun, amanda rollins, kat tamin

milfs: hot yes

[seithr]

remembered that my shepard/spacer shep has a still alive mom in the alliance according to ME2/3

also remembered that that character (katrine/caia) always has a sister uninvolved in the family's career military history

remembering she had to mourn her elder sister who just Disappeared for two years, and would have spent even longer knowing shepard isn't alive bc their alliance mom probably can't just tell a civillian doctor,

[kbade]

I recently watched the first episode of NCIS (Yankee White) and all throughout the episode I couldn't help but wonder what all the other agents from later seasons were doing at that moment. And then I started thinking about the ages of those agents.

Yankee White premiered September 23, 2003

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Age: 52

Nick Torres

Age: 23

Tim McGee

Age: 26

Ellie Bishop

Age: 19

Tony DiNozzo

Age: 35

Jenny Shepard

Age: 40

Kasie Hines

Age: 11 what??

Jessica Knight

Age: 19

Jimmy Palmer

Age: 26

Abbie Sciuto

Age: 34

Ziva David

Age: 24

Leon Vance

Age: 40

Alden Parker

Age: 47

Kate Todd

Age: 30

Clayton Reeves

Age: 18

Jack Sloane

Age: 36

Alex Quinn

Age: 30

Donald Mallard

Age: 70

[ciggrtte]

grey's anatomy icons [special old cast]

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[rachetmath]

Robyn: So Arc-

Jaune: You can call me “Jaune”. I’ve been here for five months.

Robyn: Well okay. Jaune um… what’s your day like with Fiona.

Jaune: Normal.

Robyn: Really? Nothing’s going on with you two?

Jaune: No. I just help her out. That’s it.

Robyn: Really?

Jaune: Yes.

Somewhere else

Nora: So Fiona. How long have you and Jaune been a couple?

Fiona: We’re not couple. What makes you think that?

Nora: You see him everyday. More than me.

Fiona: He helps me with the orphanage.

Nora: Nothing else?

Fiona: No!

Jaune and Fiona were in the Orphanage.

???: Mr. Arc? Mr. Thyme?

Jaune: What is it Rex?

Rex: Are you and Ms. Thyme a couple?

Fiona: Oh my- Robyn!

Robyn appears only to have May and Nora with her.

Jaune: Nora, you too?!

Nora: Look d-

Jaune: Nora.

Nora: *forgot the kid* Oh.

Jaune: Rex go to your room.

Rex: Okay. *leaves*

Jaune: Now what the hell wrong with you two?

Fiona: Why are you so obsessed with this?

Robyn: Because you two-

May: Look Fiona I been watching you two a lot and I have to admit it’s hard not to believe you’re not dating. In fact, I wouldn’t be surpise to call you both a married couple.

Fiona: Ugh you too May. Seriously wat-

May: You and Jaune do Laundry together.

May: Spend time with kids together.

May: In fact, when Jaune’s training leads him to get hurt, you are the first to drag him to the nursery and patch him up. Even when he tells us “Don’t worry about it.”

May: In fact you two are always in the kitchen together making dinner.

May: And Jaune, boy what Nora told me about you was damn lie. I saw what you did. Slow dancing in the night.

Nora: He was that smooth?

May: Smooth as Micheal Jackson.

Nora: Oh no.

Fiona: Um.

Jaune: Damn.

Nora: Oh yes. Finally. Fuck you Pyrrha! He go get right. *pulls scroll out her pocket and makes a call*

???: Hello.

Nora: Fuck you Weiss. You lose. He found someone better. He found the princess and gone make her his queen.

Jaune: Nora, calm down.

Nora: Fuck off Jaune. This is my victory.

In the twilight.

Pyrrha: Okay bitch, what did I do?

Adam: I mean you left the guy and died a meaningless death like Summer.

Summer: I gave birth to another silver eyed warrior. That has to count.

Hazel: Does she know how to use her eyes though?

Summer: Shut up.

Ironwood: And she destroyed Atlas and got Penny, Vine, Clover and myself killed so she’s kind a misfortune upon us.

Summer: Okay ya’ll need to stop disrespecting my daughter. Ya’ll made mistake.

Ironwood: Or so you say.

Summer: We can fight. We can fight right now James.

Pyrrha: I don’t understand.

Penny: Friend Pyrrha you are the main source of his trauma and pain.

Pyrrha: B-you know what… fuck all you.

Roman: Whoa Invincible Champion, it’s not our fault your ‘boyfriend’ decided to break that little curse you placed on him.

Pyrrha: Oh come on- I’m leaving. I don’t need this.

Summer: My death had meaning. My daughter has a mystery to solve.

Adam: So finally one of your daughters is actually trying to know what happened to you. It’s too bad they have to find the same woman that took one of them many years to find.

Summer: Oh my god.

Roman: Not to mention at least Penny’s death served a purpose. Winter’s alive. She kept thousands of people alive. While your death, Pyrrha, caused more suffering than good.

Pyrrha: You know what who wants to fight first? Who? Cause I’ll show you why they written me off. Name one. Who can body me? Who?! Step up. STEP UP!

Adam: Oh I never run from no challenge. Especially no One-V-One, come on bitch.

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Fiona: Wow this is so cool! That’s your weapon? You’re so interesting.

Jaune: I know you’re not real. Get out of my head.

[aceghosts]

Tagged by @nightbloodbix, @cloudofbutterflies92, @g0dspeeed, and @alexxmason to do this chart for an OC, and I decided to do Rooney since they're on my mind!

Tagging (Opt In/Out): @bbrocklesnar, @marivenah, @carlosoliveiraa, @voidika, @captastra, @captmactavish, @direwombat, @amalkavian, @strangefable, @cassietrn, @theelderhazelnut, @fourlittleseedlings, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @clicheantagonist, @katsigian, and anyone else who wants to do this!

Chart under the cut:

[pennkin]

Shepherd of Zebulun.

[jacensolodjo]

Shepard: How did you get so good with terminals? Kaidan: Books. Shepard: Ah, books. I've heard of those. Kaidan: ...Shepard.

[pigeonfog]

[doodle] Lockwood/shep

(nsfw under the cut)