#ncis

[genderflu1dwh0r]

Omg very Tony when Kate teaches him stuff

[nqueso-emergency]

Because Lizzie, you professional unprofessional, those shows are viewed by the correct age demographic who understand what they see on screen and also understand that the relationship between first responders will always be more meaningful and reliant on 100% trust than a High School Musical-esque ensemble.

Meanwhile, 90% of the buddie shipper population are all 15 to 26 years of ignorance, and think anyone over 30 is a "hag" and that Angela Bassett gets too much screen time.

There's a reason why you "cover" these other procedurals yet never post about them on your profiles.

I imagine your dying brain cells are screaming to be utilized.

[indestinatus]

page fifty-seven

summary: “You were thinking of doing page 57 with me.”

As they continue to work together, something in Mossad Liason’s officer remains bugging him. But Tony’s mind is treacherous. It returns to the beautiful stranger every time. AKA—the time Tony and Ziva revisit page 57 in the secret summer of sex.

NSFW.

read it on ao3

[tivaswiftie99]

DENNIS DIRECTING AND CASUAL TONY DINOZZO IM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

[djkerr]

NCIS Hawaii 02x10 Deep Fake // NCIS 20x11 Bridges

NCISverse's obsession with Parker's hair

[djkerr]

Gary Cole's smile and laughter are infectious. 💗✨

Gary Cole Unplugged: From Veep to Waco - An Exclusive Interview with Melissa Rivers

Melissa Rivers' Group Text podcast | April 21, 2023

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Profile GIF for @justtopostmyfic-blog

[belle-keys]

leave him alone that's my emotional support grumpy middle aged white man with a layered past and zero bitches who's also really good at his job

[restingcorpse]

[whoa-myninja]

I love this show with all my heart already. This is going to be everything we have ever wanted and more. 😭🥹

[pathologicalrambler]

i love the strict boss and his hyperactive tech analyst that he’s overly protective over duo

[fr3sh-c0rn]

there's just something about crime shows made in the early to mid 2000s man

[harmandmac]

Tony DiNozzo + Shoulder Holster

for @indestinatus ♥

[coppertophomegurl]

Every crime show has an episode:

A high school reunion murder

A killer with diplomatic immunity that still gets arrested through some outrageous loophole

There's always an episode where a psychic comes forward to help. Everyone will be extremely wary of the psychic except for one person. And the psychic will end up being correct.

Murderous twins. They're often separated at birth. All the investigators will make a joke about it being twins and then are SHOCKED when it actually does turn out to be twins.

Killer child. Literally just a little kid that kills (usually another little kid)

An episode that villianizes people with DID. (sometimes the writers do a 2 for 1 special and make one of the "alters" a different gender so that they can both villianize mentally ill people, AND make transphobic jokes 🙃)

Sleepwalking murderer

Murder by proxy via hypnosis. Similar to the psychic, most of the team will be very skeptical.

Someone finds a body in a time capsule

Some killer that just got like WAY too into Dantes Inferno

Murder victim that has multiple families/wives

Murder at a roller derby. This episode will usually give off big sapphic vibes

Feel free to add more!

[zivadinozzo]

NCIS 10x04: Lost at Sea

[lorelaiblair]

Wednesday: the mold is fascinating. did you know there’s over 100,000 species of mold, which is why it’s not very surprising that i haven’t identified it yet. See these little conidiophores? That means that the mold is in the sexual phase of reproduction, in a few days these little appendages will sprout out from the center and then, well, you know what happens next.

Enid: are you enjoying yourself, love?

Wednesday: *sighs happily* yes, but what did you need help with?

Enid: have you seen my pink studded bracelet?

Wednesday: left side of the second drawer in the bedside table

Enid: Thanks Wedns, you can go back to your mold now

Wednesday: my love, you say the sweetest things